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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Tijuana Brass Band again. Oh yeah, this was directed
at the Navy astronaut Pete Conrad.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Apparently he loved it. Or any of these songs from
the Tijuana Brass Band. Are they from the Whipped Cream album?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I'm gonna be completely honestly, I never knew that much
about the Tijuana Brass Band until today. I mean, I've
heard some of this music before, but I've never thought
about it or talked about it or I wasn't.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
A big fan. I mean of the music, but I
was a big fan of the album cover. Uh, the
herb Albert al Pert. It's not Albert, but it should
be al Pert and his Tijuana Brass Band. The you
can look it up, you won't do it's it's what
they call iconic, which means it's famous. I don't know
why they can't just say famous Whipped Cream. The album
(00:48):
cover had a naked girl on it. And when I
was a kid that album come out, Mom and Daddy
had it there in the in the den. They were
one of the record players. It's like eight feet long
piece of furniture. Yeah, why was it like that? Well,
it had the record player in it, speaker, and all
the room to store your albums. Okay, then it had
(01:09):
the TV also in the same piece of furniture, and
the speakers on each end. It was all part built
in with the same furniture, so you could it just
took up an entire wall, and then you could set
When that TV broke, what you would do is you
would go buy a handheld TV and put it on
top of the furniture that has the TV in it,
(01:31):
and then you would watch that TV. See.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I'm glad you explained that before I had the chance
to interjack, because as soon as you started telling me
you had a piece of furniture with several electronic devices
built into it, my first thought was, if one of
those things breaks, yeah, it all becomes irrelevant, and then
you don't want to have the whole thing in there.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
What do you do now if the TV breaks, just
put another TV on top of it. And if the
record player broke, you just go get a new needle
or something. That's all you need. Anyway, we were talking
about the album because the album covered Whip had this
girl on it and she was nicked except for the
whipped cream that she was covered in. And I got
to tell you. I don't remember what a year came out.
(02:09):
I don't know how old I was, but I was
old enough to know that she was naked under that
whipped cream. Well that's what they wanted she was. I mean,
there's a story. She was just, you know, buck nicked
and somebody just took a couple of cans of whip
cream and sprayed it over the good stuff. And let
me tell you, my dad thought I was a huge
music fan because he had to keep coming into my
(02:31):
bedroom and getting his album back. He thought I was
in there play. I don't even have a record player
in my room at that age, but for some reason,
I was studying that album cover like a maniac.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
But you were, Billy, What if I told you that
under that whip cream she was just wearing like a swimsuit,
yeah or something.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
You could tell, how well, partly because some of her
boob was showing, you know, but really you could tell
by the look in her eyes. If you ever seen
the album cover, you look at her face, you can tell,
oh yeah, oh yeah, she's she letting you know with
that look. Yuh, I'm nicked under here. Even though I'm
sure you're wrong, I'm just gonna let you have this one.
Absolutely sounds like it was a warm moment in your
(03:12):
childhood or whatever. Things did get heated up pretty good.
So yeah, earlier this morning when you were talking about Canada.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
When we all were and the mm I WG two
S plus community.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Get that, Yeah, and some more besides, oh god, it
reminded me of Astoria heard last week about Miriam Lancaster.
Are you familiar, No, tell she's a Canadian woman. She's
eighty four years old, and this didn't happen that long ago.
She she woke up one morning and she had excruciating
(03:46):
back pain, and I'm familiar with how that works. Have
a friend who, you know, one night, went to sleep,
felt fine, woke up the next morning back just you know,
couldn't walk, horrible pain. They had to call an ambulance
to get her to the hospital there and Canada. And
when she got there, she said, one of the first
people that came to talk to me after I got
(04:06):
to the hospital, taken out of the ambulance, placed in
the emergency room, the first person that came to speak
to me was a young female doctor and she said,
I can offer you made m aid. Made is the
Canadian Project also known as Medical Assistance in Death. Okay,
(04:30):
like drugs and stuff. They would inject you with something
and you would die. Hospice or assisted suicide Canada. No
a suicide okay, death, got it? Not just not just
not just no. And apparently after she spoke up, a
lot of other people were saying, yeah, when I've gone
to the hospital, the first thing the doctors do is
(04:52):
suggest that I killed myself, especially if you're of a
certain age. She was eighty four, and they're like, you
know what, do we really want to waste our our
medical time on to saving a woman who's going to
die soon anyway? How about we just offer you made
So if somebody offers that to you, you probably want
to consider turning it down.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
In the United States of America, we don't have legal
assisted suicide in all fifty states. I think Oregon has it,
and I think New Jersey does.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
It's probably because they want to die in no states.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
But in the rest of the country, the VA hospitals
really seem to lean into giving patients opioids, oh yeah,
addictive painkiller shure. And I know that because I had
family members who worked in VA hospitals.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Even for a cavity.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
They would try to give you vico in and get
you to come back in a week, or oxy cotton.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Why don't you just fill his filling for him? Why
does he need drugs? No, we're not going to do
that now. Today in Canada, one out of every twenty
deaths is a primate what they call a premature end
of life. Wow. I mean that's a great way of
saying that the doctors and nurses are hoping that you
(06:00):
choose to die so they don't have to treat you.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah. One hundred thousand people have killed themselves in Canada
with help from the government, and to every one of them,
we just remind them once again, relax, it was just
one hockey game.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Calm down, get over it. Yeah, exactly, you'll win one.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
You know next time when the government and keeping you
safe come together, it often gets very controversial. You've just
provided us with one example. I'll provide you with another example.
All a bit a bit more local. And this wasn't
even really the government's fault. On Thursday yesterday, not far
from our radio station, there's a town in Montgomery County
called Splendor Up. Yes, there is Splendor Isd'd be the
(06:39):
independent school district, Splendora High School. You get the idea.
At the high school there, they went into secure mode.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
It was explained to me yesterday by a friend who
is a public school teacher, that they use a system
now when something dangerous happens. Every teacher has a button
they can push. They if they push it three times,
security comes.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
To a teacher like that. They pushed it three times,
man as all Haill broke loose.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
If they push it eight times, the whole school goes
into lockdown.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Oh my god, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
So Apparently a teacher yesterday morning was taken into custody
for using this device.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
She was pushing her button in the classroom in front
of the kids. Yes mmmm oh no, not like that,
they're oh no, the where's the button under the des
the emergency alert button. The story goes like this, let
the burglar alarm at the bank robbery alarm. You know,
tellers have a button that they can push if they're
being robbed. It's exactly like that. Yeah, the story goes
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like this.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
According to the allegations, Nicole Truelove, age fifty three, was
in a classroom when she used the button.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
The security ran in.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
The security guards at the school ran in and they
found her bleeding. She claimed to have been stabbed by
a student.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
After an investigation was conducted, it determined that she stabbed herself.
Wait what Yeah, she has been charged with fall fireing
a false report, and felony tampering with evidence.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
She got this right off of an nyped Blue episode.
Oh remember when Captain Bass's wife, h, you know what?
She stabbed herself in the arm, said somebody else did it?
But you know, simple Wits immediately found out she was lying.
Sipoits always he always knows, And it turns out she
just needed some attention from her husband. She felt ignored.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Well in this story, the Sipowites is grizzy from Grizzy
hood News. Oh good, yeah is local independent journalists broke
the story. At least that's how I found about it.
Teachers have access to alarms that can secure the school,
and she used hers to try to according to the report,
a frame fabricated story about being stabbed and inflicted stab
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wounds to herself with a blade.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Did she specifically point out the student that did it?
Did she have like a grudge against this student and
say he did it or did she say, I don't
know who it was. They just ran up a stab
me and run off. I have a thousand questions too.
I wondered that as well. You lie about getting stabbed all,
you won't, but then you start pitted on some innocent
young man who's just trying to educate himself in school
(09:09):
at any right.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Right, the story is already crazy enough, but you just
know there's another story that's even crazier that built.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Up to this, that calls this to occur. Well, it
turns out this is not the first time she's been
accused of something like this. Oh, she's a cutter, huh No.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
In twenty seventeen, KPRC News in our town reported that
she publicly came forward as an alleged victim of sexual
assault while working as a teacher inside the state prison
near Huntsville.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
That's a different Ferguson unit. It's a different kind of
stabbing all together.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
No, no, no, well, I guess technically right, anyway, apparently she
got into trouble for that. She's a four time felon. No,
I'm sorry, she said, a four time fellon attacked her
in her classroom after hiding behind a door, She claimed
he grabbed her by the hair, slammed her against the door,
and raped her. According to her account, there were no
guards or cameras president at the time. She said the
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incident happened after she had previous written the inmate up
for inappropriate sexual behavior in class.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Huh, and she couldn't get to her button. Huh.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
She expressed frustration that no charges had been filed in
the case weeks after the alleged assault.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I was frustrating here.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Federal court filings indicate the man accused of sexual assault
file to complain against her in response, saying she deliberately
and intentionally advised law enforcement with misleading information.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I'll see now, I don't know about the stable, but
the riper she pointed at a dude to say he
did it. Now, that's that's not right. Well, what they're
suggesting is that she didn't actually get raped, That's what
I'm saying. But she specifically said this guy did it
when he didn't, which may be different from the stabbing.
Maybe she learned her to listen. Well.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Anyway, the inmate involved in the incident was acquitted on
aggravated sexual assault charges, but was found guilty on assault
on a public servant.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
So you're suggesting he got off.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Well, no, it sounds like he was found guilty on
assault on a public servant and retaliation charges related to
the INSUDT.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
He said he was just acquitted on some of the
exactly means he got off. He got off, but then
he got on.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Oh yeah, Anyway, according to the report here, she was
arrested on theft charges in nineteen ninety and ninety one.
She was sentenced one hundred days of probation, rested again
for the theft for a third time in twenty fifteen.
Who exactly are teaching our kids?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah? And why do they keep letting her back after
all of that history. I think maybe they ought to
send her, you know, maybe find a new job somewhere. Yeah,
go work at the drug store, you know, you know,
bringing up people at the register. That'd be good for you.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Well, it's true, apparently there is now going to be
a job opening in her classroom, But as far as
she goes, as you pointed out, maybe the right place
for her would.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Be waffle house. Are there's a start. Sure, people get
stabbed there all the time and nobody cares. Nah, they
don't think d wife about it. We haven't even know
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. Yeah, sounds like Phonsie hit
the juke box and made it come on for free.
(12:01):
We fast forwarded in the list a little bit.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
We've been enjoying the wake up songs of all the
different space ships over the years. STS nine nineteen eighty
three was a lot of all work, no play kind
of music.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
STS. That's the Space Shuttle, that's what they call it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
STS twenty six, nineteen eighty eight, Robin Williams recorded a
special good morning greeting.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I couldn't find it on the internet. I love it,
but you know how it goes. It's good morning Vietnam.
Only he did it for Astronauts because the movie came
out in early eighty eight. Sounds that way, yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Then in nineteen ninety one, there was an extended wake
up with Patrick Stewart as Captain Picard from Star Trek
the Next Generation.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Oh that's to make it.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
So du yeah, he said, making so they love that
Star Trek fan crew member, everybody on board. Sci Fi
crossovers were very common at the time, a lot of
Star Trek and Star Wars stuff happening.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Do you think they ever asked NASA for snooze. You know.
It's like they play their wake up song and they're like, NASA,
we want to hit the snooze. Bart it call us
back at about fifteen. I don't know, it's a good question.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
And then in nineteen ninety eight there was finally some
good music enthusiasts on board. Homeward Bound by Simon and
Garfunkel was played the Superman TV theme How Bizarre by OMC,
Manic Monday by the Bengals Traveling Band by Credence Clearwater Revival,
Here you Go, You Really Got Me by the Kinks,
Come Go with Me by the Dell Vikings, and then
(13:21):
this little jam shake, Rattle and Roll by Huey Lewis.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
And the news was that for re entry they go shake,
rattle and roll in a re entry because they're coming
in hot, baby, I guess so. Yeah, I hope they
don't come in too hot. We're back to those heat
shields again. Oh boy, the heat shields. Ah, I've had
it up to here with the heat shields.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Don't worry, guys. Hip Hop is coming up soon. Yeah,
that's exciting. It's on its way.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
I got a little story to tell you something happen
over in India, and I want to it's not a tragedy, no, okay.
The only tragic part of this is that they have
to do it in India and not here. I'm actually,
you know, not mad. I'm kind of proud of the
the folks in India. Here in America, we've been trying
(14:03):
to boost our border security for decades, except for that
little window when Democrats are in charge. Sure that, yeah,
once every four age. We hired guards and patrol agents,
and we put Booy's in the water, and concertina wire
on the land, and technology surveillance drones all oh, in
the wall we did didn't have enough money for, you know,
(14:26):
but we spend all the money we didn't have for
the wall on the illegal immigrants.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
So they get here, spend more money on the illegals
than we would have spent on the wall, right, I
think that's the idea.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
They like that. And I don't know if you remember this,
but over the years we have had a lot of suggestions.
We've made some our listeners of email suggestions in how
about we put sharks in the river in which you know, no,
because it's not salt salt water, they would just die.
They could hang out at the mouth of the river
a little bit. You know, you just have dead sharks everywhere.
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Piranhas then came up, and that would be you know,
because I got them in the rivers. Pranas don't really
do what you think they do in movies. I know,
it's not like that. In the movies they tell you
to strip a cow to its bones in less than
two minutes, and they really don't. If it did that,
believe me, I would own a tank. Of course, you
would beat it meat sure every day. Yeah, like I'm
(15:17):
gonna eat a steak. I'm gonna get some for the aquarium.
Why would you even watch TV? If you could watch
that the true man, it'd be cool. And then you
know the crocodiles, alligators. You know. Anyway, we've never done
any of it. What would be wrong with at least
trying a couple of things. Well, India border security officials
said they are going to be deploying crocodiles and snakes
(15:42):
in the rivers along their border with Bangladesh. Awesome. Yeah,
it's a it's not like a river that you're familiar with,
where the banks are, you know, like straight and solid.
And this is the river this is where it goes.
It's marshy, kind of lowland over there, you know, and
so it's just kind of not dedicated boundaries. I guess
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you would call it. It sounds like Louisiana. Yeah, it kind
of spreads out like the coast of Louisiana a little bit.
So with these stretchy marshes there, they can't really build fences,
you know, because there's no land. There's like sometimes the
water's spread out like this and sometimes it's a little
stream and it changes. All the pathways are always shifting,
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and so you know, if they could build a wall
or a fence here, then the river went this way,
it would have been a waste of time. So they're
saying what they call a biological barrier and wildlife somebody's
always got to try to spoil the fun. Wildlife experts,
so called experts, said it's gonna be a big mistake
because dumping all of those predators into the area could
(16:51):
have a major, an irreversible impact on the local ecosystem. Yeah,
what's wrong with trying, you know, give it a shot.
It also just kind of proved a point that racist
people have been making about h one B. Visas for
a while. They was the first thing that popped into
my head, the H one B visa thoughts. Well, we've been.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Told over again, over and over again, we need to
import workers from that part of the world because they're
high tech, they're good at understanding technology. But we know
very well living in I mean, our radio station is
in a border state. We know people that work in
that line of work. You can use drones and cameras,
motion detectors, heat sensors, there's all kinds of high tech
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stuff you can use for border security that's supposedly even
potentially cheaper than a wall.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
They couldn't just figure out how to put a drone
or a camera or something out there. They tried getting
crocodiles and vampire rats or something.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
The technical stuff. Now, they got a billion people over there.
If point zero five percent of them or technical geniuses,
that still leave a lot of domasters. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
See, that's what makes me nervous about the Iranian negotiations.
Do you know who they're pulling in for this thing?
Look a trigger warning? Try what's the word?
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Yeah? Trigger warning?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Right, what I'm about to say is probably going to
set some people in parts of the country where inbreeding
is very popular.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
But it's got to be said.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
If Pakistan is in charge of negotiating the deal between
US and Iran, that means we picked the country on
Earth where the most amount of inbreeding is taking place
to figure out.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
How to end this war. You think they aware that
when they picked it. I mean, you've put the word out,
but I don't know if they pay any attention.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
There's nobody in the world that inbreeds as much as
Pakistan is not my opinion, it's an objective fact.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
That's the stats.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
The World Health Organization and the UN have told us.
Most of the cousin marriage and the you know, the
brusbans and that sort, it's all happening right over here.
And I was like, all right, but we know that
genetically that causes people to become a little uh uh
huh yeah, So do you want those people to be
in charge of ending a World War three potential nuclear disaster.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
I don't know. Was Minneapolis second on the list of
the in breeding to your point, it's not a country,
Oh okay, yeah, but if they were a country, oh yeah,
they might even be first on the list.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
They'd give Pakistan and certain parts of Alabama run for
their money, and we love you, Alabama.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
We have a lot of quarrel about whether his enemy's
list is an enemy's list, all of his wild maga behavior.
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson
The Tijuana Brass Band again. Oh yeah, this was directed
at the Navy astronaut Pete Conrad.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Apparently he loved it. Or any of these songs from
the Tijuana Brass Band. Are they from the Whipped Cream album?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I'm gonna be completely honestly, I never knew that much
about the Tijuana Brass Band until today. I mean, I've
heard some of this music before, but I've never thought
about it or talked about it or I wasn't.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
A big fan. I mean of the music, but I
was a big fan of the album cover. Uh, the
herb Albert al Pert. It's not Albert, but it should
be al Pert and his Tijuana Brass Band. The you
can look it up, you won't do it's it's what
they call iconic, which means it's famous. I don't know
why they can't just say famous Whipped Cream. The album
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cover had a naked girl on it. And when I
was a kid that album come out, Mom and Daddy
had it there in the in the den. They were
one of the record players. It's like eight feet long
piece of furniture. Yeah, why was it like that? Well,
it had the record player in it, speaker, and all
the room to store your albums. Okay, then it had
(01:09):
the TV also in the same piece of furniture, and
the speakers on each end. It was all part built
in with the same furniture, so you could it just
took up an entire wall, and then you could set
When that TV broke, what you would do is you
would go buy a handheld TV and put it on
top of the furniture that has the TV in it,
(01:31):
and then you would watch that TV. See.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I'm glad you explained that before I had the chance
to interjack, because as soon as you started telling me
you had a piece of furniture with several electronic devices
built into it, my first thought was, if one of
those things breaks, yeah, it all becomes irrelevant, and then
you don't want to have the whole thing in there.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
What do you do now if the TV breaks, just
put another TV on top of it. And if the
record player broke, you just go get a new needle
or something. That's all you need. Anyway, we were talking
about the album because the album covered Whip had this
girl on it and she was nicked except for the
whipped cream that she was covered in. And I got
to tell you. I don't remember what a year came out.
(02:09):
I don't know how old I was, but I was
old enough to know that she was naked under that
whipped cream. Well that's what they wanted she was. I mean,
there's a story. She was just, you know, buck nicked
and somebody just took a couple of cans of whip
cream and sprayed it over the good stuff. And let
me tell you, my dad thought I was a huge
music fan because he had to keep coming into my
(02:31):
bedroom and getting his album back. He thought I was
in there play. I don't even have a record player
in my room at that age, but for some reason,
I was studying that album cover like a maniac.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
But you were, Billy, What if I told you that
under that whip cream she was just wearing like a swimsuit,
yeah or something.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
You could tell, how well, partly because some of her
boob was showing, you know, but really you could tell
by the look in her eyes. If you ever seen
the album cover, you look at her face, you can tell,
oh yeah, oh yeah, she's she letting you know with
that look. Yuh, I'm nicked under here. Even though I'm
sure you're wrong, I'm just gonna let you have this one.
Absolutely sounds like it was a warm moment in your
(03:12):
childhood or whatever. Things did get heated up pretty good.
So yeah, earlier this morning when you were talking about Canada.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
When we all were and the mm I WG two
S plus community.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Get that, Yeah, and some more besides, oh god, it
reminded me of Astoria heard last week about Miriam Lancaster.
Are you familiar, No, tell she's a Canadian woman. She's
eighty four years old, and this didn't happen that long ago.
She she woke up one morning and she had excruciating
(03:46):
back pain, and I'm familiar with how that works. Have
a friend who, you know, one night, went to sleep,
felt fine, woke up the next morning back just you know,
couldn't walk, horrible pain. They had to call an ambulance
to get her to the hospital there and Canada. And
when she got there, she said, one of the first
people that came to talk to me after I got
(04:06):
to the hospital, taken out of the ambulance, placed in
the emergency room, the first person that came to speak
to me was a young female doctor and she said,
I can offer you made m aid. Made is the
Canadian Project also known as Medical Assistance in Death. Okay,
(04:30):
like drugs and stuff. They would inject you with something
and you would die. Hospice or assisted suicide Canada. No
a suicide okay, death, got it? Not just not just
not just no. And apparently after she spoke up, a
lot of other people were saying, yeah, when I've gone
to the hospital, the first thing the doctors do is
(04:52):
suggest that I killed myself, especially if you're of a
certain age. She was eighty four, and they're like, you
know what, do we really want to waste our our
medical time on to saving a woman who's going to
die soon anyway? How about we just offer you made
So if somebody offers that to you, you probably want
to consider turning it down.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
In the United States of America, we don't have legal
assisted suicide in all fifty states. I think Oregon has it,
and I think New Jersey does.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
It's probably because they want to die in no states.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
But in the rest of the country, the VA hospitals
really seem to lean into giving patients opioids, oh yeah,
addictive painkiller shure. And I know that because I had
family members who worked in VA hospitals.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Even for a cavity.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
They would try to give you vico in and get
you to come back in a week, or oxy cotton.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Why don't you just fill his filling for him? Why
does he need drugs? No, we're not going to do
that now. Today in Canada, one out of every twenty
deaths is a primate what they call a premature end
of life. Wow. I mean that's a great way of
saying that the doctors and nurses are hoping that you
(06:00):
choose to die so they don't have to treat you.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah. One hundred thousand people have killed themselves in Canada
with help from the government, and to every one of them,
we just remind them once again, relax, it was just
one hockey game.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Calm down, get over it. Yeah, exactly, you'll win one.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
You know next time when the government and keeping you
safe come together, it often gets very controversial. You've just
provided us with one example. I'll provide you with another example.
All a bit a bit more local. And this wasn't
even really the government's fault. On Thursday yesterday, not far
from our radio station, there's a town in Montgomery County
called Splendor Up. Yes, there is Splendor Isd'd be the
(06:39):
independent school district, Splendora High School. You get the idea.
At the high school there, they went into secure mode.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
It was explained to me yesterday by a friend who
is a public school teacher, that they use a system
now when something dangerous happens. Every teacher has a button
they can push. They if they push it three times,
security comes.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
To a teacher like that. They pushed it three times,
man as all Haill broke loose.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
If they push it eight times, the whole school goes
into lockdown.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Oh my god, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
So Apparently a teacher yesterday morning was taken into custody
for using this device.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
She was pushing her button in the classroom in front
of the kids. Yes mmmm oh no, not like that,
they're oh no, the where's the button under the des
the emergency alert button. The story goes like this, let
the burglar alarm at the bank robbery alarm. You know,
tellers have a button that they can push if they're
being robbed. It's exactly like that. Yeah, the story goes
(07:35):
like this.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
According to the allegations, Nicole Truelove, age fifty three, was
in a classroom when she used the button.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
The security ran in.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
The security guards at the school ran in and they
found her bleeding. She claimed to have been stabbed by
a student.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
After an investigation was conducted, it determined that she stabbed herself.
Wait what Yeah, she has been charged with fall fireing
a false report, and felony tampering with evidence.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
She got this right off of an nyped Blue episode.
Oh remember when Captain Bass's wife, h, you know what?
She stabbed herself in the arm, said somebody else did it?
But you know, simple Wits immediately found out she was lying.
Sipoits always he always knows, And it turns out she
just needed some attention from her husband. She felt ignored.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Well in this story, the Sipowites is grizzy from Grizzy
hood News. Oh good, yeah is local independent journalists broke
the story. At least that's how I found about it.
Teachers have access to alarms that can secure the school,
and she used hers to try to according to the report,
a frame fabricated story about being stabbed and inflicted stab
(08:45):
wounds to herself with a blade.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Did she specifically point out the student that did it?
Did she have like a grudge against this student and
say he did it or did she say, I don't
know who it was. They just ran up a stab
me and run off. I have a thousand questions too.
I wondered that as well. You lie about getting stabbed all,
you won't, but then you start pitted on some innocent
young man who's just trying to educate himself in school
(09:09):
at any right.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Right, the story is already crazy enough, but you just
know there's another story that's even crazier that built.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Up to this, that calls this to occur. Well, it
turns out this is not the first time she's been
accused of something like this. Oh, she's a cutter, huh No.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
In twenty seventeen, KPRC News in our town reported that
she publicly came forward as an alleged victim of sexual
assault while working as a teacher inside the state prison
near Huntsville.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
That's a different Ferguson unit. It's a different kind of
stabbing all together.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
No, no, no, well, I guess technically right, anyway, apparently she
got into trouble for that. She's a four time felon. No,
I'm sorry, she said, a four time fellon attacked her
in her classroom after hiding behind a door, She claimed
he grabbed her by the hair, slammed her against the door,
and raped her. According to her account, there were no
guards or cameras president at the time. She said the
(09:58):
incident happened after she had previous written the inmate up
for inappropriate sexual behavior in class.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Huh, and she couldn't get to her button. Huh.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
She expressed frustration that no charges had been filed in
the case weeks after the alleged assault.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I was frustrating here.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Federal court filings indicate the man accused of sexual assault
file to complain against her in response, saying she deliberately
and intentionally advised law enforcement with misleading information.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I'll see now, I don't know about the stable, but
the riper she pointed at a dude to say he
did it. Now, that's that's not right. Well, what they're
suggesting is that she didn't actually get raped, That's what
I'm saying. But she specifically said this guy did it
when he didn't, which may be different from the stabbing.
Maybe she learned her to listen. Well.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Anyway, the inmate involved in the incident was acquitted on
aggravated sexual assault charges, but was found guilty on assault
on a public servant.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
So you're suggesting he got off.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Well, no, it sounds like he was found guilty on
assault on a public servant and retaliation charges related to
the INSUDT.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
He said he was just acquitted on some of the
exactly means he got off. He got off, but then
he got on.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Oh yeah, Anyway, according to the report here, she was
arrested on theft charges in nineteen ninety and ninety one.
She was sentenced one hundred days of probation, rested again
for the theft for a third time in twenty fifteen.
Who exactly are teaching our kids?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah? And why do they keep letting her back after
all of that history. I think maybe they ought to
send her, you know, maybe find a new job somewhere. Yeah,
go work at the drug store, you know, you know,
bringing up people at the register. That'd be good for you.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Well, it's true, apparently there is now going to be
a job opening in her classroom, But as far as
she goes, as you pointed out, maybe the right place
for her would.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Be waffle house. Are there's a start. Sure, people get
stabbed there all the time and nobody cares. Nah, they
don't think d wife about it. We haven't even know
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. Yeah, sounds like Phonsie hit
the juke box and made it come on for free.
(12:01):
We fast forwarded in the list a little bit.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
We've been enjoying the wake up songs of all the
different space ships over the years. STS nine nineteen eighty
three was a lot of all work, no play kind
of music.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
STS. That's the Space Shuttle, that's what they call it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
STS twenty six, nineteen eighty eight, Robin Williams recorded a
special good morning greeting.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I couldn't find it on the internet. I love it,
but you know how it goes. It's good morning Vietnam.
Only he did it for Astronauts because the movie came
out in early eighty eight. Sounds that way, yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Then in nineteen ninety one, there was an extended wake
up with Patrick Stewart as Captain Picard from Star Trek
the Next Generation.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Oh that's to make it.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
So du yeah, he said, making so they love that
Star Trek fan crew member, everybody on board. Sci Fi
crossovers were very common at the time, a lot of
Star Trek and Star Wars stuff happening.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Do you think they ever asked NASA for snooze. You know.
It's like they play their wake up song and they're like, NASA,
we want to hit the snooze. Bart it call us
back at about fifteen. I don't know, it's a good question.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
And then in nineteen ninety eight there was finally some
good music enthusiasts on board. Homeward Bound by Simon and
Garfunkel was played the Superman TV theme How Bizarre by OMC,
Manic Monday by the Bengals Traveling Band by Credence Clearwater Revival,
Here you Go, You Really Got Me by the Kinks,
Come Go with Me by the Dell Vikings, and then
(13:21):
this little jam shake, Rattle and Roll by Huey Lewis.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
And the news was that for re entry they go shake,
rattle and roll in a re entry because they're coming
in hot, baby, I guess so. Yeah, I hope they
don't come in too hot. We're back to those heat
shields again. Oh boy, the heat shields. Ah, I've had
it up to here with the heat shields.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Don't worry, guys. Hip Hop is coming up soon. Yeah,
that's exciting. It's on its way.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
I got a little story to tell you something happen
over in India, and I want to it's not a tragedy, no, okay.
The only tragic part of this is that they have
to do it in India and not here. I'm actually,
you know, not mad. I'm kind of proud of the
the folks in India. Here in America, we've been trying
(14:03):
to boost our border security for decades, except for that
little window when Democrats are in charge. Sure that, yeah,
once every four age. We hired guards and patrol agents,
and we put Booy's in the water, and concertina wire
on the land, and technology surveillance drones all oh, in
the wall we did didn't have enough money for, you know,
(14:26):
but we spend all the money we didn't have for
the wall on the illegal immigrants.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
So they get here, spend more money on the illegals
than we would have spent on the wall, right, I
think that's the idea.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
They like that. And I don't know if you remember this,
but over the years we have had a lot of suggestions.
We've made some our listeners of email suggestions in how
about we put sharks in the river in which you know, no,
because it's not salt salt water, they would just die.
They could hang out at the mouth of the river
a little bit. You know, you just have dead sharks everywhere.
(14:56):
Piranhas then came up, and that would be you know,
because I got them in the rivers. Pranas don't really
do what you think they do in movies. I know,
it's not like that. In the movies they tell you
to strip a cow to its bones in less than
two minutes, and they really don't. If it did that,
believe me, I would own a tank. Of course, you
would beat it meat sure every day. Yeah, like I'm
(15:17):
gonna eat a steak. I'm gonna get some for the aquarium.
Why would you even watch TV? If you could watch
that the true man, it'd be cool. And then you
know the crocodiles, alligators. You know. Anyway, we've never done
any of it. What would be wrong with at least
trying a couple of things. Well, India border security officials
said they are going to be deploying crocodiles and snakes
(15:42):
in the rivers along their border with Bangladesh. Awesome. Yeah,
it's a it's not like a river that you're familiar with,
where the banks are, you know, like straight and solid.
And this is the river this is where it goes.
It's marshy, kind of lowland over there, you know, and
so it's just kind of not dedicated boundaries. I guess
(16:07):
you would call it. It sounds like Louisiana. Yeah, it kind
of spreads out like the coast of Louisiana a little bit.
So with these stretchy marshes there, they can't really build fences,
you know, because there's no land. There's like sometimes the
water's spread out like this and sometimes it's a little
stream and it changes. All the pathways are always shifting,
(16:28):
and so you know, if they could build a wall
or a fence here, then the river went this way,
it would have been a waste of time. So they're
saying what they call a biological barrier and wildlife somebody's
always got to try to spoil the fun. Wildlife experts,
so called experts, said it's gonna be a big mistake
because dumping all of those predators into the area could
(16:51):
have a major, an irreversible impact on the local ecosystem. Yeah,
what's wrong with trying, you know, give it a shot.
It also just kind of proved a point that racist
people have been making about h one B. Visas for
a while. They was the first thing that popped into
my head, the H one B visa thoughts. Well, we've been.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Told over again, over and over again, we need to
import workers from that part of the world because they're
high tech, they're good at understanding technology. But we know
very well living in I mean, our radio station is
in a border state. We know people that work in
that line of work. You can use drones and cameras,
motion detectors, heat sensors, there's all kinds of high tech
(17:32):
stuff you can use for border security that's supposedly even
potentially cheaper than a wall.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
They couldn't just figure out how to put a drone
or a camera or something out there. They tried getting
crocodiles and vampire rats or something.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
The technical stuff. Now, they got a billion people over there.
If point zero five percent of them or technical geniuses,
that still leave a lot of domasters. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
See, that's what makes me nervous about the Iranian negotiations.
Do you know who they're pulling in for this thing?
Look a trigger warning? Try what's the word?
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Yeah? Trigger warning?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Right, what I'm about to say is probably going to
set some people in parts of the country where inbreeding
is very popular.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
But it's got to be said.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
If Pakistan is in charge of negotiating the deal between
US and Iran, that means we picked the country on
Earth where the most amount of inbreeding is taking place
to figure out.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
How to end this war. You think they aware that
when they picked it. I mean, you've put the word out,
but I don't know if they pay any attention.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
There's nobody in the world that inbreeds as much as
Pakistan is not my opinion, it's an objective fact.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
That's the stats.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
The World Health Organization and the UN have told us.
Most of the cousin marriage and the you know, the
brusbans and that sort, it's all happening right over here.
And I was like, all right, but we know that
genetically that causes people to become a little uh uh
huh yeah, So do you want those people to be
in charge of ending a World War three potential nuclear disaster.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
I don't know. Was Minneapolis second on the list of
the in breeding to your point, it's not a country,
Oh okay, yeah, but if they were a country, oh yeah,
they might even be first on the list.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
They'd give Pakistan and certain parts of Alabama run for
their money, and we love you, Alabama.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
We have a lot of quarrel about whether his enemy's
list is an enemy's list, all of his wild maga behavior.
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