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October 31, 2025 14 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Happy Halloween.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
It's the annual Walton Johnson Spooktacular.

Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's spooky. We've got a lot of spooks.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yeah, I'm one. I'm a spook. Boo. Right, good morning.
All right, describe your costume to us. Go ahead, Well,
this is not it. This is just a little something
for work. I didn't want to come fully dressed in consume. Besides,
I don't think I would get in the elevator. I
don't think it would fit.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
But I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
What. Well, it's a lit elaborate outfit with a you know,
a lot of attachments and things. But this is just
something to wear to work to remind everybody that you know.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
It's Halloween.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Boo.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Well, I'm just glad you're dressed.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah, that's nice. So it's a Halloween time here on
the Walton Johnson Show. And I got to tell you,
I'm pretty upset about what happened. A lot of men
are what happened. Sidney Sweeney cut her hair and now
she's just med. Yeah that's a shame. Yeah, that's why
she wore the sea through dress because the hair things

(01:01):
not working for the boys.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, So she went out in a dress that was
basically transparent and you could see it's chainmail. I mean,
they look great, they all five of those ladies, No
just her breasts. Those two. There's a photo of Sidney
Sweeney with Jamie Lee Curtis.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
And then who's this Wanda Sykes?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yes, why is she with these particular people? That is
a very odd mix. It's from Today's or yesterday's Variety magazine. Anyway,
Sidney Sweeney decided to go brawliss in a transparent dress.
And I gotta tell you, I'm more impressed than I
thought I would be by this. But then you you
know what she's got that not only you know? Can
you see them? And they look good?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:43):
She standing up there with a bunch of people who
I think would like women to look more like men,
would like all women to be fat, because fat is sexy.
They've been trying to sell it to you for years.
And she's just standing there, going, this is what women
should look like, and she's right. For the last several years,

(02:05):
Hollywood tried to tell us that a sexualism was sexy,
like genderless gender neutrals not looking like a bully, or
that morbidly obese people were sexy and they're not and obviously,
and then along comes a pretty blonde lady with a
thin waist and big breasts, and the right loved her
and the left couldn't handle it. And now she's one
of the most famous women in the world just basically

(02:26):
from existing. Anyway, she cut her hair. She's dead to me. Anyway.
She's semi naked in the pictures, so yeah, enjoy the
nakedness or just focus on the hair, that's your call.
Speaking of outfits, yesterday, the White House took some footage
from a previous trick or Treating expedition that took place

(02:48):
at the White House, and they edited in HAKEM. Jeffrey's
Trick or Treating in a sombrero with Chuck Schumer. Well,
Trump put the sombrero on his head.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
It is pretty hilarious because you know, I'm mad he
got it that the first time.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, it's great, that's clever. I love it.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Look and Millennias like trying to pat him on the head.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Halloween's fun, isn't it? Isn't it just the bad. It's
not the best, but it's fun.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Not the best, obviously, No Easter is the best. What Yeah, Easter,
I don't even get gifts for Easter. No, but your
immortal soul gets saved by your Lord and save here.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Maybe that's something.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Oh yeah that yeah yeah yeah yeah, oh yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. You'll hear yeah yeah yeah when you start
dancing on him, hot cold buddy. The hierarchy of holidays
goes like this, Easter's most important, followed by the birth
of Christ. We all agree on that. New Year's obviously
a good time. Right close and right after that Arbor Day. Finally, Halloween. Okay,

(03:47):
everybody says you. Everybody knows that. Everybody doesn't know. Arbor
Day is important because it's the day where we celebrate
plant life without having to push an agenda on you.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Aka Earth Day. Remember the unicorn killer?

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Remember earth Day? Right, we don't need that. We got
to get rid of that. He ruined it. So holiday
to celebrate a guy who murdered a woman and put
her dead body inside of a trunk. That's disgusting. What's
the fun Halloween story? Huh? Actually, yeah, you're yeah, yeah,
that's a good point. It does work on Halloween. Why
what do you think President Trump?

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Just it right back and you'll hear a tale, A
tale of a faithful trip that started on the Venezuelan
coast aboard this Narco ship. The fake news said they
were fishermen, but they were trend. They a rock with
thugs heading to the United States with a boat.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Full of drugs, boat full of drugs. So he blowed
him up. He blowed him up real good. I'll tell
you what, dude, I think President Trump's doing a good job.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
I don't think he's perfect.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
I think you're doing a good job. This is quality
Halloween music.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Sure we play the jams, dude, Warren Zevon.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
We were must have been Halloween. Huh. You know who
else is cool? JK Rowling? Oh yeah, yeah. JK Rowling
seems cool to me. I've never read a single Harry
Potter book, never watched one movie. You might change your
opinion if you did. Yeah, probably don't. Don't want to
ruin it. I just like her tweets. Whenever show her
what tweets? Her tweets? Oh yeah, I like her big

(05:24):
floppy tweets shoved in my face.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
What's weird about that? Why did that?

Speaker 2 (05:27):
You just you would enjoy that?

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Well?

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Her and Riley Gaines are out defending women and here
on the Walton Johnson Show. We're a fan of women,
not guys pretending to be women and then us pretending
that they're heroes. No actual women, right with the what
is it with the proper chromosomes? Oh yeah, x x
X and wis and z's and all the rest of them. Yeah, well,
we celebrate you ladies on the Walton Johnson Show. You exist,

(05:53):
So thanks for that. In the meantime, Jeanine Piro wants
to say more. Are you talking about Judge Janine? Judge Jenny,
Judge Jenny, you gotta bucket out. I do like Judge Janine. Okay,
so we arrested. She went absolute berserk on the Democrat
DC Council after the fatal shooting of a young Capitol

(06:14):
Hill intern and a teen girl by known criminals. These
people never should have been out on the street. She's
the US attorney now for Washington, d C. And she's
getting the criminals out of there.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
Please know that justice is going to be served. We
live in a district where all three of these juveniles
that I've just mentioned are known to the juvenile court.
That's all I'm going to say, because I can't say

(06:45):
more than I want to.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Well, I can tell you this, does she is that?
Was that a dog whistle? Was that a racist dog
must have been?

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, I never know for sure. What do you think
she wanted to say the N word or something? I
don't I doubt it. You know, I love about Halloween.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
It's the one night of the year chicks use to
unleash their inner ho bag.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
It is Halloween, my friends.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
If you're one of those houses that gives out fun
sized candy, have fun trying to scrub egg off your siding.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Full sized candy bars are nothing.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Fun size means teeny tiny, your cheap full size way
to go. And if you are one of those that
gives out the full size candy, Billy Ed says, would
you mind forwarding us your address?

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yeah, let us know where you're located early.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah, you don't want to waste it on the kids.
You could tell it's Halloween today because stores have had
their Christmas decorations out.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
For a month.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
That's how you know.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Along the road here, the boulevard near our radio station.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah, they put up the blinding lights. They have these
giant metal Christmas trees they use to decorate the area
where our radio station is at They do it in
metal chrome, so at night all the headlights bounce off
of it and shoot right in your face.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
You don't like them. I think they're pretty.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
The lighting is not, but the chrome is blinding I've
never had. It's very, very dangerous.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Blinded by the lights mm wrapped up like a douche
in the moment. Why does that song go?

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Remember that douche we talked about yesterday?

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Oh it's a car?

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Yeah yeah, yeah, a deuce sounds like douche to me.
It always did. Plus it's a Springsteen song, right, and
he's a douche. Yeah, sure is. Can't do anything about that?
Is it a Springsteen song? Blinded by the Light? Wasn't
that originally a Springsteen song? I'm sure it is. Oh,
I get what you're doing. It was a Manfred Man's

(08:33):
Earth song. But it was originally written by Bruce Springsteen.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Did you not know that?

Speaker 5 (08:37):
No?

Speaker 2 (08:37):
I don't know that he performed it. I don't care
who writes them as so much as we give most
credit to those who have performed it, And I don't remember.
Of course, I don't watch a lot of Bruce Springsteen,
so I wouldn't know if he did or not. I
hate that I know this, but he did. He performed
it before Manfred's man some band did or whatever it

(08:57):
was called. I don't want to hear it. I certainly don't.
Not interested in listening to it.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
You suggested it didn't exist.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
I know. I just said I didn't know. I wasn't aware, didn't.
I'd rather hear Trump sing about blowing up Venezuela and
drug Runner. I actually want to listen to more of
that too. Maybe we'll play more coming up in a
little bit. In the meantime, Chuck Todd has respect for
Donald Trump's communication skills. What was a little surprised by this?

(09:26):
Remember Chuck Toddy used to host the Meet the Press,
but then they fired him for a person of color,
A woman of color. Oh boy, I'm sure lesbian too.
It would have been I would have been great. She
probably had to do something to get through probably, who knows. Anyway,
a rare moment here someone in the liberal media complimenting
Donald Trump, Who's the best communicator of this generation? He's

(09:51):
thinking about a guess you have to say, it's Donald Trump. Yeah,
he's your answer for a lot of things. I would
have said, this is going to surprise a lot of people.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Well he is.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
He's figured out how to communicate in this fragmented environment.
This is a SoundBite from the very popular podcast Can't
Be Censored.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
How many podcasts are there?

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Way too many? There are way too many podcasts. That's
the great thing about talk radio. There's a limited number
of stations, so you don't get bogged down with options. Yeah,
pretty much this station or nothing around here. Of course,
you never know, they could take us off the air.
Oh if so, We're on other stations, and we're on
the internet, and we got an app, so there's ways

(10:31):
around that. You know. If something happened to us, you
know you can still find it. If we ever disappear
from your air waves. Oh boy, with the powers that be,
if the guys in the suits ever try to take
us away, make sure you've got the Walton and Johnson's
smartphone app. There's somebody planning a new Hispanic station soon
and that we're gonna have to suffer the consequences.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Again Hispanic station. I don't know why you would suggest
such a thing, right.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
Holiday Hotline, I'm a little puppy. Would you like to
see my HALLOWEENI all right?

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Today?

Speaker 5 (11:05):
We're gonna teach you how to put together a scary
honted house ofs. Me and some of the other homeboys,
Spooky and Casper, we put together a hounted house in
my garage. Eh, let's go check it out terally. That's
so scary music halls. Oh yeah, you hear the scary
sounds too. That means it's a good haunted house. Yeah.

(11:27):
What else you want to do is ly holy hos homes.
You trying to.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Scare me, bitch?

Speaker 5 (11:34):
Take that pump, take that horse about placeholes you don't
scare me. Ain't a bitch. I ain't scared. I ain't
scared of none of you.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
Hole.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
I win hose, I ain't no pitch orally scary on
it house hose.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Oh he had to go. What the hell happened? It
just disconnected. I was trying to listen to the East
Side Holiday Haline. I think he was pretty much wrapping
it up anyway.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yeah, well at least he used protection. I think that's great.
That's important.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yeah, that's the most important thing.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
It always has been Halloween at the White House, the
first lady showing off her skills. I really like Malania.
I just think she's fantastic. Oh really, what is it
you like about her? I could think of a couple
of things. Is that her eyes? Miss Malania yesterday showing
her true colors at the White House Halloween celebration, warmly
comforting a scared little girl. There's this video of a

(12:30):
little girl that was frightened and Malania comes because you know,
Halloween is scary, and Milania Malania comes up and comforts
the little girl. And it was a diverse little girl.

Speaker 6 (12:42):
Just happened to choose a small black child to show
her empathy to she was scared.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
They broked us up ahead of time.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
They didn't write it up.

Speaker 6 (12:50):
Some Hollywood screen rider out there probably suggested if any
little black children come up especially nice and comforting to them,
you know, yeah, you need that public image.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Mister Row.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
They didn't know the little girl was going to be scared.
It was She's a small child. She's not a professional
actress from Hollywood. Probably an actress. Look a little like
Rudy from back into Cosby Days. Rudy is an adult
at this point, mister Oak, I didn't say it was her.
He's not listening. He's really brilliant.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Kenny is just not listening, I hear every word you said.
You said it looks like rudy.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
I told you that the Bruce Springsteen song didn't exist,
when all I said was I was unaware of it.
And then he just said she looked like Rudy. He
didn't say she was rudy. And then you just you
go all angry and mad at him. You're like, Kamala Harris,
Now you just get mad all the time. Why are
you so angry? Can't he Well, look, I think at

(13:42):
this point it's probably pretty obvious Kamala Harris is meant
a pausele and so am I Kenney ain't been late.
I don't think you're allowed that's true. I don't think
you're allowed to judge us for that, you know. Kamala Harris,
according to our emails, also kind of looks like a
mean drunk, Like they she can't have any alcohol anymore,
and she is not performing well without it. She used

(14:05):
to be a fun drunk, but now she's just an
angry drunk. Yeah, well she's a mean drunk because she's
not drunk. Oh no, it's hurtful. Get that woman some vodka.
Oh bite, John, what's about the truth?

Speaker 6 (14:17):
Well, sometimes that is a better Walton and Johnson radio
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