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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Her Franklin. Yeah, you give it to a Kirk.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
The year was two thousand and three Columbia, two thousand
and three. STS one oh seven played on the final
day for the Red and Blue Shift teams. This was
one of the earlier rap influenced tracks, and they rap
them for Jesus. Tragically, the crew was lost on re entry.
It says, ooh, oh, no, we don't play this. That
could be jinxing us. Jimmy, I say no.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I think you're like in a trance over there. What's
going on?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Well, I think you're misunderstanding the point of Christian music.
This is not your final form. We don't fear death.
So Kenn, you go ahead and die today if you
want to.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I'm not ready yet. I don't think you can get
killed from playing a song. Well they did. No, they
didn't get killed from playing a song. They played that.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Song and then you said they didn't survive reentry that
it sounds like, yeah, sounds like death to me.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I don't think that had anything to do with then, know,
they wrap up for Jesus. That's what I'm axing.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
February one, two thousand. You hear me when I talk.
They are they're rapping for Jesus.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
That's how hard is that to answer a question when
somebody asked you a question? Kenny, I mean, I'm standing
there right here in front of you. You don't see me.
You don't see Colum. Is that I'm behind visible? Is
that what's going on in here? I don't see color.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
No.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I think it's jumped off. Seeing color is yeah, very racist.
The year is Just put the gun back in the
in your in your belt. Everything's fine. You don't need
to you don't need to draw down on Kenny.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
It's okay, ladies and gentlemen. It's not an actual gun.
He just took his penis out. It's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we can't have a gun here in this s building.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
You saw the sign outside, right, Oh yeah, that's right.
I forgot. I've got to put this away, thanks belly. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
February February first, two thousand and three, Space Shuttle Columbia
disintegrated as it re entered the atmosphere over Texas and Louisiana,
killing all the seven astronauts on board.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
But it was a heat sheeld problem.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Yeah wow, yeah, Now they're not coming back in the
space Shuttle this time. They're coming back in a capsule
that was space Shuttle when it blew up over Palestine
textas I remember well, because people was finding pieces and
parts of it scattered all over the countryside out there,
and one guy picked up a piece of something I
don't know what it was.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
He turned it into a mailbox.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Really Yeah, federal government showed up and had to put
an end to the party though. You know, people were
driving by to see the mailbox and friends were like, wow,
I wish I had one, just a mailbox from space.
It's actual NASA space shuttle. And then yeah, Feds show
up with their real cream hair and their little skinny
black ties, and we're gonna have to confiscate your mailbox
(02:32):
and we might have to put you in jail.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, get out of here, get off my property.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I don't really know how you could arrest someone for
picking up garbage that the government left behind and then
recycling it all?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Right?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Are they supposed to know that? They probably could tell otherwise,
that's why they were famous. Don't they want us to
pick up garbage? Isn't that normally you would think some
gab was trying to do a good deed. Get it
out of the road. You know, somebody could have driven
over it.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Don't mess with Texas, that's what they say. That's what
they say.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yep, yeah, And yet here he was not messing with Texas,
and they were going to punish him for it.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
You know, the Space Shuttle landed like an airplane and
it was coming in like this, you know, belly first,
nose up, and they lost the heat shiels were big
squares of some kind of you know, futuristic space age foam.
And apparently the glue they stuck him onto the Space
Shuttle with didn't hold up.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
And you know, I don't don't want to bad in
the mouth.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Of the name of the glue. I don't even know,
but it didn't stick. Some of the little tiles came off,
and that's when the bottom of the Space Shuttle melted,
got a big hole in it. Next thing, you know,
just all over east textures Man.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Well, Billy had since you brought it up, we got
another kind of space disaster, our ship disaster to deal with.
Bahamian cops Bahamian Bahamian police in Bahama investigating Lynnette Hooker's
suspicious disappear have searched the yacht she owns with her husband,
but her family fears the case will stall until a
body is found, and.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
They might not.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I mean, if you, you know, get eaten by sharks,
got forbid, or you sink to the bottom of the
ocean floor like she might have done. I don't know
if they'll find out. Not everybody washes up on shore.
That's the old Hollywood myth that no, well, ell just
wash up on shore.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Not all the time.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
No, we never found Osama bin Lada and they throw
them in the ocean.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
They don't think he could swim.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
No.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Plus he's all you know, Sharia compliance. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I wonder what that does to the to the the sharks,
that the whales, I wonder about that.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Anyway, investigators issued the warrant to collect cell phones and laptops,
and cops were seen Wednesday near the couple's now abandoned
yacht Soulmate. It's called oh no, which is no, which
is dob docton elbow k the missing sailor's has been
for twenty five years. Brian Hooker, age fifty nine, was
arrested and already have ninety six hours to decide whether
(05:02):
to charge him with anything, but to charge him with
us something. They're going to need, something called evidence, like
a dead body well or something. Right, Yeah, Lynnette's family
believes he will now be charged unless there's a major breakthrough.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
But the daughter says that he threatened to throw her
overboard before, so they just went with that.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Is there a recording of that or exactly? Because I
said she could just make that up, Billy, I'd threatened
to throw me overboard. You know, it's like there, I
just did it. Is it true?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Not really no, Brian who strongly denies it could be true, though,
but it's not.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
If I took you fishing and you wouldn't hush, which
is why people never invite you to go fishing, I
might end up throwing you overboard. You just got to
know that ahead of time before you decide to get
on the boat with me.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I get your point, But there is a much easier
way to get fish. You ever tried going to the store. Yeah,
we're even restaurants right over there.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah, getting fish ain't about what fishing ain't about getting fish? Yeah,
I mean I do like to eat, you know, like
a catfish and have a fish fried and stuff, But
it's about not being not doing it. Whatever it was
you were supposed to be doing. You're fishing instead. Okay,
if I was fishing right now, I wouldn't be here
doing this.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I get your point. Great things about fishing. That's why
I spend a lot of money on audio equipment that
I never use.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Huh. I buy a lot of audio equipment and then
I just don't use it. And that's just like fishing.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah, makes me feel good when I find it, set
it up in my studio and then never turn it on.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
And I don't think the boy get to it anyway. Brian,
who's strongly me neither know. Brian, who strongly denies any
involvement in his wife's disappearance, was arrested for additional questioning.
According to the Royal Bahamas Police.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Now he was voluntarily answering their questions before, they didn't
have to arrest him just to question him more.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
He found a lawyer. Did you see her on TV?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Is it a hubba baba? No, it's a black lady. Oh,
because it's the Bahamas.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah, and she probably speaks the language and knows the rules.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
How about that. I think they speak English, but they
speak it with.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
The Bahamian accent. Sometimes you don't know what they're saying.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah, who knows what a bumbaclod is. Nobody even knows
you anyway. When he reported his wife missing last weekend,
Brian told the police that strong currents swept her away
after falling overboard because she had the dinghy's keys.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah, said Key and Sphelian accidentally, of course, and he
would have loved to have saved her.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
But he told a friend that Lynnette swam toward the sailboat.
According to messages sent the following day, Brian said he
became separated from the wife due to the strong winds.
It sounds like he's kind of giving two different versions
of the story. But here's where it gets real tricky.
The two different versions of the story aren't that different.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Right, But my question, and I'm not a boater. I
don't know if y'all knew it this about me, but
I'm not big into yachting.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I've noticed that a lot about a lot of my
black friends. Oh yeah, I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
But my question, if the wind or the current took
her away, why didn't the boat go. It's a good question,
you know, if the wind would blow a boat, the
current would drag a boat just like it a drag
a body in the water. I'm just wondering how it
managed to blow the boat this way at the same
(08:12):
time it blew herd that way.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
It's a good points, I suppose. Look to me, did
you see.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
That the National Yachting Association is trying to make yachting
more inclusive to persons of color.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I haven't got my monthly issue of the National Yachting Publication. Yeah, yeah,
I'm hoping to get it soon.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
They don't think there's enough black people that are into yachting,
and that that's a problem that proves racism exists in
the yachting community, and so they want to try to
get more blacks to go yachting.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Do you think it's a bad idea to be more inclusive?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I just kind of get the impression that forcing black
people onto a boat is how we got into this
problem in the first place.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
One were done Walton and Johnson Radio Network. Two playlists?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Who makes my Is it the astronauts or does Houston?
You know, NASA control do it and surprise him? Is
it a group effort? Did they all put a list
out and they pick and choose a few?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
How does that work?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
It seems like it's changed over the years. It's a
collaborative effort. Sometimes the astronauts picked it, sometimes mission control
picked it. Sometimes a family member picked it. It just
depends on what it was and when it was, and
what year and what.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Was going on that One guy went up to the
Moon and took it upon himself to name a crater
after his recently deceased wife. From what I've read, anyway,
I don't remember her name, was it, like, you know,
the crater on the moon is now just called Betty
or you know, Jamie or whatever her name is.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
I found that to be very and that's very touching.
But then also the whole.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Reason he went, that's the only reason he wanted to go,
was to go it, and he didn't tell anybody ahead
of time.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
It's also a little disturbing if you think about it.
Deceitful as well. He named a big hole after his wife.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Oh boy, you know what I mean. I don't want
to go there. You know what I mean, I don't
want to go there. Come on, stop it. I didn't
do it.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I'm not going to you did it. I didn't name
a hall after a woman I love. It's a little odd,
is all I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
I want to check real quick and make sure we've
covered everything so far before we get to the celebrity
birthday part of the show and and all the excitement
the news from you know, Hollywood and show business astronauts
coming back tonight.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I guess you've figured that out already. Sure.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Marjorie Taylor Green says Trump's lost her mind, but she's fine, right.
Canada wants to kill you and instead of treat you
in the hospital, that's just their hospitals so far. Uh,
don't forget we learned this early this morning. Your lawn
is racist. If you have a lawn, and the nicer
(10:43):
it is, the more pure just grass with no weeds,
the darker green, the rich, lustrous lawn, the more racist
you are. Ah yeah, yeah, sure, because that's just proving
your white privilege.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah, I know, And I honestly, I feel feel like
my white privilege is such a problem already, you know,
I just I don't know what to do about it.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
I don't have a lan though. Oh God, imagine how
much privilege you would be experiencing every day if you
bought a house instead of a high rise.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
It's true, I mean that law on you have is
plastic for the dogs to pee on.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Mainly, that's right, and then I would need to apologize
to these people right here to deal with the ongoing
genocide of MMI, w G two s lgbt qq I A.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Plus Yeah, yeah, those people. Bro.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
If you can't at least rattle off those initials and
numbers and ampercent in order, then you're racist.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I haven't decided how I feel about this yet, because
on one hand, it's really obvious woke is coming back, right,
But on the other hand, the whole reason woke went
away is because when people were surrounded by woke, the
average person hated it. Yesterday, a friend of mine was
trying to explain him. Said, Kenny, you know, in the
whole college athletic program across it, there were only about
(12:01):
a dozen trans athletes. I said, yeah, And how did
everybody feel when they came in contact with them? Oh,
they hated them. They run the sport, they ruined. It's
like saying, well, there were only twelve rapists. Twelve rapists
woud be pretty bad, right, there were only twelve mass shooters.
There were only twelve people with HIV at the orgy. Well,
that seems like it would ruin the orgy, wouldn't it.
(12:21):
All of those examples are an offshoot of.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
The poop in the punch bowl.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
That's how it originally started.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
They'd ask you, you know, it's like, oh, we had
a party and you got a big bowl of punch
over there. Now a guy you know took a dump
in the punch bowl. But it's only you know, it's
like that much compared to the punch, so it's not
that bigger. You'd probably find it to be a problem.
How much punch do you want with a you know,
(12:50):
a baby Ruth bar from you know, Caddyshack floating in
the bowl.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
That's a great point. You'd want none.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
None, zero would be the amount of So if there's
only ten or twelve of them, whoever them, or that.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Is still too many m And yet here we are.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Ah, yes, here we are, indeed, shout out to the Pope,
Pope Leo the fourteenth, apparently very excited about baseball season.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Oh is that right? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Fans who purchase special tickets to the White sox August
eleventh game against the Reds will receive a White Sox
themed Pope hat in honor of Chicago white.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Come on, seriously, bro, I am not making this up.
They're gonna give away like eight foot tall hats. No,
they're gonna give away a baseball hat. You said, a
pope hat.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
The pope hat is like this big. It's it's what
they call it, the thing with the country people call it.
You know what, We're both wrong. It's a post hole digger.
I just found a picture of it. I assumed baseball cap.
You assume potas. It looks more like a beanie. Hang on,
let me get it up. It it kind of looks
(14:01):
it looks like a ski hat, right that like. It
even has the little scarf hanging down parts that you
could tie under your neck.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Which looks sort of like chin, which looks sort of
like a Jewish thing a little bit.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I'm very confused at how they ended up on this design.
And you're like one of the Pope's chosen people. Huh yeah, yeah,
but I'm not a white Sox fan. Almost. Ah, that's
where the rub comes. Almost nobody is yeah. They don't
want to do anything with the Cubs. I guess.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
At twenty fourteen, there was a white poncho theme night.
They had to uh, have you seen them.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Have you seen the photos of this?
Speaker 3 (14:35):
They all look like clan members. There was a baseball
game in Chicago one year. Harry Carey I think, was
calling it, and it was a Pope hat night at
the baseball game, which was real aggravating. If you sat
behind anybody with a pope hat on because you had
couldn't see the game, You really going to keep leaning
over and there's another pope hat next to him. It's
like looking through a picket fence trying to watch a
(14:56):
ball game.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
It does seem like that would ruin the game. Yeah, anyway,
I don't know. I think it's fun. Catholicism's cool again.
They said that this year during Easter Weekend, a record
number of young men in America converted to Catholicism like
never before had.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
To convert from Do we keep up with that stat
as well? I don't think they asked, hmmm, yeah, it Islam.
Some of them could have been nothing. And if it
was Islam, then they converted to Catholicism. Should we trust them? Yeah?
Or is that just their way of getting through the door.
I don't know they answered any of these questions. But
(15:33):
your saus aren't you? No?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
I thought it was a good thing. Now you guys
are putting stink on it, a little saus everybody's going
to Catholic church and you're over here, like, what if
it's an Islamic sleeper selling they're here to kill us?
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Or if I didn't alert you to the possibility and
then they killed you, I'd feel bad.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Actually, you're right. Yeah, thank you, I guess I'm grateful, No,
thank you for noticing that I was right. You just
saved my life. Mister Kenneth. You know what I'm gonna
I'll make it up to you. I'll take you to
my comedy show this Saturday night at the Docy Dough
up in the Woodlands in Montgomery County.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I'm going to be your plus one. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
I am taking that Muslims are dangerous scary people, and
I don't find you dangerous or scary, and that scares me.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network
Her Franklin. Yeah, you give it to a Kirk.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
The year was two thousand and three Columbia, two thousand
and three. STS one oh seven played on the final
day for the Red and Blue Shift teams. This was
one of the earlier rap influenced tracks, and they rap
them for Jesus. Tragically, the crew was lost on re entry.
It says, ooh, oh, no, we don't play this. That
could be jinxing us. Jimmy, I say no.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I think you're like in a trance over there. What's
going on?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Well, I think you're misunderstanding the point of Christian music.
This is not your final form. We don't fear death.
So Kenn, you go ahead and die today if you
want to.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I'm not ready yet. I don't think you can get
killed from playing a song. Well they did. No, they
didn't get killed from playing a song. They played that.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Song and then you said they didn't survive reentry that
it sounds like, yeah, sounds like death to me.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I don't think that had anything to do with then, know,
they wrap up for Jesus. That's what I'm axing.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
February one, two thousand. You hear me when I talk.
They are they're rapping for Jesus.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
That's how hard is that to answer a question when
somebody asked you a question? Kenny, I mean, I'm standing
there right here in front of you. You don't see me.
You don't see Colum. Is that I'm behind visible? Is
that what's going on in here? I don't see color.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
No.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I think it's jumped off. Seeing color is yeah, very racist.
The year is Just put the gun back in the
in your in your belt. Everything's fine. You don't need
to you don't need to draw down on Kenny.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
It's okay, ladies and gentlemen. It's not an actual gun.
He just took his penis out. It's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we can't have a gun here in this s building.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
You saw the sign outside, right, Oh yeah, that's right.
I forgot. I've got to put this away, thanks belly. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
February February first, two thousand and three, Space Shuttle Columbia
disintegrated as it re entered the atmosphere over Texas and Louisiana,
killing all the seven astronauts on board.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
But it was a heat sheeld problem.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Yeah wow, yeah, Now they're not coming back in the
space Shuttle this time. They're coming back in a capsule
that was space Shuttle when it blew up over Palestine
textas I remember well, because people was finding pieces and
parts of it scattered all over the countryside out there,
and one guy picked up a piece of something I
don't know what it was.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
He turned it into a mailbox.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Really Yeah, federal government showed up and had to put
an end to the party though. You know, people were
driving by to see the mailbox and friends were like, wow,
I wish I had one, just a mailbox from space.
It's actual NASA space shuttle. And then yeah, Feds show
up with their real cream hair and their little skinny
black ties, and we're gonna have to confiscate your mailbox
(02:32):
and we might have to put you in jail.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, get out of here, get off my property.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I don't really know how you could arrest someone for
picking up garbage that the government left behind and then
recycling it all?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Right?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Are they supposed to know that? They probably could tell otherwise,
that's why they were famous. Don't they want us to
pick up garbage? Isn't that normally you would think some
gab was trying to do a good deed. Get it
out of the road. You know, somebody could have driven
over it.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Don't mess with Texas, that's what they say. That's what
they say.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yep, yeah, And yet here he was not messing with Texas,
and they were going to punish him for it.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
You know, the Space Shuttle landed like an airplane and
it was coming in like this, you know, belly first,
nose up, and they lost the heat shiels were big
squares of some kind of you know, futuristic space age foam.
And apparently the glue they stuck him onto the Space
Shuttle with didn't hold up.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
And you know, I don't don't want to bad in
the mouth.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Of the name of the glue. I don't even know,
but it didn't stick. Some of the little tiles came off,
and that's when the bottom of the Space Shuttle melted,
got a big hole in it. Next thing, you know,
just all over east textures Man.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Well, Billy had since you brought it up, we got
another kind of space disaster, our ship disaster to deal with.
Bahamian cops Bahamian Bahamian police in Bahama investigating Lynnette Hooker's
suspicious disappear have searched the yacht she owns with her husband,
but her family fears the case will stall until a
body is found, and.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
They might not.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I mean, if you, you know, get eaten by sharks,
got forbid, or you sink to the bottom of the
ocean floor like she might have done. I don't know
if they'll find out. Not everybody washes up on shore.
That's the old Hollywood myth that no, well, ell just
wash up on shore.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Not all the time.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
No, we never found Osama bin Lada and they throw
them in the ocean.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
They don't think he could swim.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
No.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Plus he's all you know, Sharia compliance. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I wonder what that does to the to the the sharks,
that the whales, I wonder about that.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Anyway, investigators issued the warrant to collect cell phones and laptops,
and cops were seen Wednesday near the couple's now abandoned
yacht Soulmate. It's called oh no, which is no, which
is dob docton elbow k the missing sailor's has been
for twenty five years. Brian Hooker, age fifty nine, was
arrested and already have ninety six hours to decide whether
(05:02):
to charge him with anything, but to charge him with
us something. They're going to need, something called evidence, like
a dead body well or something. Right, Yeah, Lynnette's family
believes he will now be charged unless there's a major breakthrough.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
But the daughter says that he threatened to throw her
overboard before, so they just went with that.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Is there a recording of that or exactly? Because I
said she could just make that up, Billy, I'd threatened
to throw me overboard. You know, it's like there, I
just did it. Is it true?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Not really no, Brian who strongly denies it could be true, though,
but it's not.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
If I took you fishing and you wouldn't hush, which
is why people never invite you to go fishing, I
might end up throwing you overboard. You just got to
know that ahead of time before you decide to get
on the boat with me.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I get your point, But there is a much easier
way to get fish. You ever tried going to the store. Yeah,
we're even restaurants right over there.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah, getting fish ain't about what fishing ain't about getting fish? Yeah,
I mean I do like to eat, you know, like
a catfish and have a fish fried and stuff, But
it's about not being not doing it. Whatever it was
you were supposed to be doing. You're fishing instead. Okay,
if I was fishing right now, I wouldn't be here
doing this.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I get your point. Great things about fishing. That's why
I spend a lot of money on audio equipment that
I never use.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Huh. I buy a lot of audio equipment and then
I just don't use it. And that's just like fishing.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah, makes me feel good when I find it, set
it up in my studio and then never turn it on.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
And I don't think the boy get to it anyway. Brian,
who's strongly me neither know. Brian, who strongly denies any
involvement in his wife's disappearance, was arrested for additional questioning.
According to the Royal Bahamas Police.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Now he was voluntarily answering their questions before, they didn't
have to arrest him just to question him more.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
He found a lawyer. Did you see her on TV?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Is it a hubba baba? No, it's a black lady. Oh,
because it's the Bahamas.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah, and she probably speaks the language and knows the rules.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
How about that. I think they speak English, but they
speak it with.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
The Bahamian accent. Sometimes you don't know what they're saying.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah, who knows what a bumbaclod is. Nobody even knows
you anyway. When he reported his wife missing last weekend,
Brian told the police that strong currents swept her away
after falling overboard because she had the dinghy's keys.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah, said Key and Sphelian accidentally, of course, and he
would have loved to have saved her.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
But he told a friend that Lynnette swam toward the sailboat.
According to messages sent the following day, Brian said he
became separated from the wife due to the strong winds.
It sounds like he's kind of giving two different versions
of the story. But here's where it gets real tricky.
The two different versions of the story aren't that different.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Right, But my question, and I'm not a boater. I
don't know if y'all knew it this about me, but
I'm not big into yachting.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I've noticed that a lot about a lot of my
black friends. Oh yeah, I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
But my question, if the wind or the current took
her away, why didn't the boat go. It's a good question,
you know, if the wind would blow a boat, the
current would drag a boat just like it a drag
a body in the water. I'm just wondering how it
managed to blow the boat this way at the same
(08:12):
time it blew herd that way.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
It's a good points, I suppose. Look to me, did
you see.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
That the National Yachting Association is trying to make yachting
more inclusive to persons of color.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I haven't got my monthly issue of the National Yachting Publication. Yeah, yeah,
I'm hoping to get it soon.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
They don't think there's enough black people that are into yachting,
and that that's a problem that proves racism exists in
the yachting community, and so they want to try to
get more blacks to go yachting.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Do you think it's a bad idea to be more inclusive?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I just kind of get the impression that forcing black
people onto a boat is how we got into this
problem in the first place.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
One were done Walton and Johnson Radio Network. Two playlists?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Who makes my Is it the astronauts or does Houston?
You know, NASA control do it and surprise him? Is
it a group effort? Did they all put a list
out and they pick and choose a few?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
How does that work?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
It seems like it's changed over the years. It's a
collaborative effort. Sometimes the astronauts picked it, sometimes mission control
picked it. Sometimes a family member picked it. It just
depends on what it was and when it was, and
what year and what.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Was going on that One guy went up to the
Moon and took it upon himself to name a crater
after his recently deceased wife. From what I've read, anyway,
I don't remember her name, was it, like, you know,
the crater on the moon is now just called Betty
or you know, Jamie or whatever her name is.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
I found that to be very and that's very touching.
But then also the whole.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Reason he went, that's the only reason he wanted to go,
was to go it, and he didn't tell anybody ahead
of time.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
It's also a little disturbing if you think about it.
Deceitful as well. He named a big hole after his wife.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Oh boy, you know what I mean. I don't want
to go there. You know what I mean, I don't
want to go there. Come on, stop it. I didn't
do it.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I'm not going to you did it. I didn't name
a hall after a woman I love. It's a little odd,
is all I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
I want to check real quick and make sure we've
covered everything so far before we get to the celebrity
birthday part of the show and and all the excitement
the news from you know, Hollywood and show business astronauts
coming back tonight.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I guess you've figured that out already. Sure.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Marjorie Taylor Green says Trump's lost her mind, but she's fine, right.
Canada wants to kill you and instead of treat you
in the hospital, that's just their hospitals so far. Uh,
don't forget we learned this early this morning. Your lawn
is racist. If you have a lawn, and the nicer
(10:43):
it is, the more pure just grass with no weeds,
the darker green, the rich, lustrous lawn, the more racist
you are. Ah yeah, yeah, sure, because that's just proving
your white privilege.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah, I know, And I honestly, I feel feel like
my white privilege is such a problem already, you know,
I just I don't know what to do about it.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
I don't have a lan though. Oh God, imagine how
much privilege you would be experiencing every day if you
bought a house instead of a high rise.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
It's true, I mean that law on you have is
plastic for the dogs to pee on.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Mainly, that's right, and then I would need to apologize
to these people right here to deal with the ongoing
genocide of MMI, w G two s lgbt qq I A.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Plus Yeah, yeah, those people. Bro.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
If you can't at least rattle off those initials and
numbers and ampercent in order, then you're racist.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I haven't decided how I feel about this yet, because
on one hand, it's really obvious woke is coming back, right,
But on the other hand, the whole reason woke went
away is because when people were surrounded by woke, the
average person hated it. Yesterday, a friend of mine was
trying to explain him. Said, Kenny, you know, in the
whole college athletic program across it, there were only about
(12:01):
a dozen trans athletes. I said, yeah, And how did
everybody feel when they came in contact with them? Oh,
they hated them. They run the sport, they ruined. It's
like saying, well, there were only twelve rapists. Twelve rapists
woud be pretty bad, right, there were only twelve mass shooters.
There were only twelve people with HIV at the orgy. Well,
that seems like it would ruin the orgy, wouldn't it.
(12:21):
All of those examples are an offshoot of.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
The poop in the punch bowl.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
That's how it originally started.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
They'd ask you, you know, it's like, oh, we had
a party and you got a big bowl of punch
over there. Now a guy you know took a dump
in the punch bowl. But it's only you know, it's
like that much compared to the punch, so it's not
that bigger. You'd probably find it to be a problem.
How much punch do you want with a you know,
(12:50):
a baby Ruth bar from you know, Caddyshack floating in
the bowl.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
That's a great point. You'd want none.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
None, zero would be the amount of So if there's
only ten or twelve of them, whoever them, or that.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Is still too many m And yet here we are.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Ah, yes, here we are, indeed, shout out to the Pope,
Pope Leo the fourteenth, apparently very excited about baseball season.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Oh is that right? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Fans who purchase special tickets to the White sox August
eleventh game against the Reds will receive a White Sox
themed Pope hat in honor of Chicago white.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Come on, seriously, bro, I am not making this up.
They're gonna give away like eight foot tall hats. No,
they're gonna give away a baseball hat. You said, a
pope hat.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
The pope hat is like this big. It's it's what
they call it, the thing with the country people call it.
You know what, We're both wrong. It's a post hole digger.
I just found a picture of it. I assumed baseball cap.
You assume potas. It looks more like a beanie. Hang on,
let me get it up. It it kind of looks
(14:01):
it looks like a ski hat, right that like. It
even has the little scarf hanging down parts that you
could tie under your neck.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Which looks sort of like chin, which looks sort of
like a Jewish thing a little bit.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I'm very confused at how they ended up on this design.
And you're like one of the Pope's chosen people. Huh yeah, yeah,
but I'm not a white Sox fan. Almost. Ah, that's
where the rub comes. Almost nobody is yeah. They don't
want to do anything with the Cubs. I guess.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
At twenty fourteen, there was a white poncho theme night.
They had to uh, have you seen them.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Have you seen the photos of this?
Speaker 3 (14:35):
They all look like clan members. There was a baseball
game in Chicago one year. Harry Carey I think, was
calling it, and it was a Pope hat night at
the baseball game, which was real aggravating. If you sat
behind anybody with a pope hat on because you had
couldn't see the game, You really going to keep leaning
over and there's another pope hat next to him. It's
like looking through a picket fence trying to watch a
(14:56):
ball game.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
It does seem like that would ruin the game. Yeah, anyway,
I don't know. I think it's fun. Catholicism's cool again.
They said that this year during Easter Weekend, a record
number of young men in America converted to Catholicism like
never before had.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
To convert from Do we keep up with that stat
as well? I don't think they asked, hmmm, yeah, it Islam.
Some of them could have been nothing. And if it
was Islam, then they converted to Catholicism. Should we trust them? Yeah?
Or is that just their way of getting through the door.
I don't know they answered any of these questions. But
(15:33):
your saus aren't you? No?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
I thought it was a good thing. Now you guys
are putting stink on it, a little saus everybody's going
to Catholic church and you're over here, like, what if
it's an Islamic sleeper selling they're here to kill us?
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Or if I didn't alert you to the possibility and
then they killed you, I'd feel bad.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Actually, you're right. Yeah, thank you, I guess I'm grateful, No,
thank you for noticing that I was right. You just
saved my life. Mister Kenneth. You know what I'm gonna
I'll make it up to you. I'll take you to
my comedy show this Saturday night at the Docy Dough
up in the Woodlands in Montgomery County.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I'm going to be your plus one. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
I am taking that Muslims are dangerous scary people, and
I don't find you dangerous or scary, and that scares me.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
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