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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's just fun right there. That's just nothing but a

(00:01):
good time. See you're welcome, all right.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
We got a fake news alert.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Most of the news is fake these days, from what
I can tell.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
If you look at the Walton and Johnson Facebook or
the Instagram account or the x account or my ex account,
there's a photo going around and it's not real, and
it really it's hard to tell. There's a picture of
all of us on Epstein Island with Jeffrey, Bill and Donald,
and I just want people to know it's not a
real picture.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Donald Trump and Bill Clinton together on Epstein Island and
we were there. I think we probably would have mentioned
that by now.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
I know a lot of people think this is a
real photo and it really looks like us, but it's
not a real picture.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
You know, I could tell it wasn't real.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Could you tell me, because y'all look the age you
are now, but Bill Clinton looks like the age he
was thirty years ago.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah, that's a good point.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
And Jeffrey Epstein I think is dead, well that's what
they say. Or is he a massaud agent? It depends
who you ask. I don't know if he does massages
on the island or not, but I wouldn't think so.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
That's not what that means. Billy I got an email
about that island. Uh huh, she says.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh, Nurse Brittany says, my husband of nineteen years is
out of town. Okay, Well I like that, She says, Sorry,
this is not an invitation, MISTERO. I was trying to
tell my daughter I was lonely since my husband has
been away. I said, I feel like Tom Hanks on
that island. And she said, not making a joke, Epstein Island.

(01:33):
I didn't know about the Tom Hanks island. Well, there's
a lot of controversial islands. She's young, and she didn't know.
Tom Hanks was stranded on an island for years with
nothing but a volleyball to you know, keep him from
being lonely.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
And what's going to confuse people even more Now there's
a newer island called Greenland, and that's controversial.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Oh lord, are we back to that again, right? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Well, Trump said yesterday the reason he wants out of
NATO because they won't give us Greenland.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Well, they're supposed to give it to us, you're supposed
to have to buy it.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
I mean, he just wants them to give it to
us because he's a cool guy.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, it'd be a nice gift for all the things
we've done for NATO over the years and the things
they have not done to live up to their obligations.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
I mean it would be nice to get something, you know,
like if they ask you to host the Oscars, you
expect to get a gift bag. Well, sure, you know something.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Even go to the Oscars, A lot of them get
gift bags. Yeah, yeah, it's nice. It's true. New England
Patriots head coach Mike Robel. No, Robell, I like the
way I say it more one more time, Rubble. How
about Rabel? I like the way I say it. It's
his name, and when he says that, he says Rabel.

(02:45):
But that doesn't mean you have to.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
I don't know. I'm not a Patriots fan. I don't
need to say his name correctly.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
So anyway, mister Wooster, what were you telling us?

Speaker 3 (02:52):
You found himself in very hot water, both literally and figuratively.
The former Super Bowl champ turned head coach was caught
by cameras the athletics NFL reporter Diana Russini. Yeah, I
said her name right. I'm Italian in a hot tub
at an exclusive Arizona resort last month.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
How she looked, Ah yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Mike Rabol and Russini are married to other people, and
so when they were alone together in a hot tub,
you couldn't help.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
But not the too.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
He was probably just in there relaxing after a tough
day of coaching and this chick shows up.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Was he going to tell her no?

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Or you know, I have to get out and run
away because because he's a you know, a pussy whipped
or something. You know, he's gonna sit there and be
a man, that's all.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Bro. Look at her, Look at that outstanding She didn't
wear that to the hot tub. No, she wore a
lot less in the hot tub.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
But this photo gives you a good idea what we're
dealing with here, because apparently, what I think is said
is that blouse is so tight on her.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Look it barely fits over her breast.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
I know, I wonder why she let it get so tight.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Anyway, they were getting cozy together. I don't know why
they thought they'd get a with it.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
They're a pretty big hot tub too, I mean it
was room for a lot more people in there. It
was like it was a you know, just just the
two of them, and they're rammed in together.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
And they're both famous, you know what I mean, they're
both famous. They're both at a hotel in a public area.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Like what makes me think, obviously nothing happened, totally innocent,
a situation where two human beings just happened to end
up at the same time in the same place.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
So I don't know, I gotta think he's cheating on
his wife. He's been married since nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
It certainly looks like near to you, his wife thinks
he is, or you know, asked him a lot of
questions about it. I'm sure he had to start tap dancing.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Maybe they're separated and just nobody knows yet this one.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Maybe it was a completely innocent thing where two people
just sat in a hot.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Tub, real quick, Billy, And you're the only one here
that I think is married at the moment.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Thanks for rubbing it in, Kenny. Okay. Praline goes to
a resort with a married man.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
She goes with him. The already there either way, and
they meet each other. No, it matters, they're alone. She
traveling with me, match for sure, because somebody's as you
can see from that photo they embrace, they sip champagne
together in a hot tub, scantily clad.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
I didn't see any.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Of that in that photo. Embracing. Where were they embracing?

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Well, hang on, there's another photo. Hold on, I gotta
go back. Uh look right here. Look what's this?

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Boom? What's that? What's this?

Speaker 1 (05:25):
It looks like he's mugging her.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
I don't know. It looks like they're getting intimate.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Oh boy, well, le'sie. He had more information than you
shared with us. Now you have champagne, toasts and embracing,
and it looks like he's helping her off with her
with her cover up.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
There, there's a lot going on in this gentleman.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
That's all she She needed to take her cover up
off so she didn't get it wet, and he was
a gentleman enough to help her. Why can't you just
see the innocence? Because you think like a dog doesn't
mean every man does, mister.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
I'll let you be Thelton and Johnson. Water or she's
got a mouthwater? Were you billy ed? Were you just
drinking sea forest water? You saw it? Did you?

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:08):
That's choke Norris water right there? Did you get that
out and grimes where you live.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
A matter of fact, I did, yeah, but you can
get it. You know, a lot of places don't have
to be you know. Just I did notice that the
bottle itself is tougher than other bottled water. I've noticed
that because it's choke Norris. You know, some of them
bottled waters you get, they're all flimsy. You can barely
even grip them without crushing them. And it's chuck Norris.

(06:33):
Man it's it's strong, it's tough. It's just just just
manly or that's all.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
I noticed that too.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
I noticed after you drank that bottle and threw in
the garbage, we all left the room. We came back
into the studio and it was back on the counter,
fall sealed, and it wasn't even fall a blood it
was for water is full blood.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
That's creepy, I know. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Or it's a different bottle and somebody you know, put
something in it.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
Nah.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
I think my explanation makes the most sense. It does.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Every morning around this time we like to leave you
with the uplifting news of how we're doing in the
war on terror. Oh, hang on, everybody wore update. Go ahead,
go ahead, what mouses. I feel like it's appropriate. You know,
it does seem appropriate.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Because if you think about it, the war in the
Mid East, isn't that just the globalist elitists playing golf
with our life saving here.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Is it's exactly the same thing. I'm glad you saw that.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
It does feel like it's kind of similar.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
A truth y what do they call it? When when
Trumpe writes on the truth he truth heed, he truthed truth.
He says, all US ships, aircraft, and military personnel with
additional ammunition and weaponry and anything else that is appropriate
and necessary for the lethal prosecution and destruction of our

(07:47):
enemy will remain in place in and around the area
of Iran until such time as a real agreement is
reached and complied with. And if it's not, then the
shooting starts. Wait wait, compliance compliance, Yeah, Iran doesn't get it.

(08:08):
They're not complying, And so he said, that's when the
shooting starts. Bigger and better something You've never seen anything
like it, stronger than anyone's ever seen before.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
It's agreed a long time ago.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Despite all the rhetoric in the contrary that no nuclear
weapons or Iran, they're terrorists they've been They've been terrorizing
America for forty seven years. Remember that thing when they
took all our hostages and stuff back in the seventies.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
You're saying that Iran has a problem with complying with authorities.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
That's that's not the Iran we grew up with. That's
for sure.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
You realize what this means. It means George Floyd was Iranian.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Oh, I never would have put that together.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
I didn't even know.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
He says, no nuclear weapons and the strait of hormones
will be open and safe. In the meantime, our great
military is loading up, resting up, and look looking forward
to the next conquest. Well, that's just war crimes. That's
all that is. Conquest. I love that song. Oh that's cool.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Right on. Well, now we got that going on. That's
exciting for us.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
And we're not confused at all about any of the
rhetoric that has been batted around.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
No, I mean I'm kind of confused to.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Be not anymore. Not after that, I feel like we're
all you know, he straightened me out, that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
I'm a little confused, you know. Oh yeah, but you
stay that way all right.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Well, with the masters going on, ladies and gentlemen round.
One of the Masters is teeing off. It already teed off.
All right, let's let's do an update real quick. Welcome
back to another day.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
At the Masters. You're getting sleepy.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
That's how I am here, is sleepy.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
It's all right, so just relax. We'll be here to
recap when you wake up from your neck. The Masters
pretty good in afterday. I might throw that golf tournament
on the TV.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
All right, I got a Latin Latin Roman, Catholic Latin news.
Pope Leo the fourteenth was half an hour late for
his meeting.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Is that the the current pope?

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yeah? Okay, so the current pope.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
He was supposed to meet with the Italian Winter Olympic
and Paralympic committees, but he was late because he was
having a meeting with David Axelrod, Obama's chief strategist this morning.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Really yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:32):
And does Obama need a strategist?

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Well? I think he used to be when he was president. Yeah, okay, yeah,
they still call him that.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Does he the Pope's as strategist?

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Now?

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Does the pope need a strategist?

Speaker 3 (10:46):
What do you what?

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Do you find more suspicious?

Speaker 3 (10:48):
He's meeting with the Winter Olympic Committee after the Winter
Olympics has been over now for two months. Been a
long time since they went away because I was in
February or or what else is weird? He's meeting with
David ax D. That's so that's a little weird to superstars.
That is sky Rizzy Billy. Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
We have a new leader in the massles at the leaderboard.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
We turn and see that Jose Maria I lost the ball,
is now tied for second. He's just been passed up
by Patrick Reid, who is three under after like like
two holes or something. He ain't been playing a long
so it's gonna change again. It's gonna change a lot
over the next couple of days.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
And that's Andy Reid's boy.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yeah, that must must be because that's all to read,
you know, I don't know right now.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Yeah, I noticed Johnson's kid. No, probably not probably he
just had girls. That makes sense.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
I think Dustin Johnson is he related?

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Could be related to Steve. Yeah, it could be Steve.
Do you know and Dustin No, I don't know him. Well,
we'll look into it. You know, Patrick Reid is the leader.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
That's all you want to focus on Patrick leader leaderboard
for a reason. I'll talk about who coming in over
the place. On the lead to board, we talked about
the I really wanted to see Jose lost a ball win.
Yeah they might not, but he's not ahead right now, not.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Only because of his last name, you know, the irony,
but also his first name.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
He's probably lost more than one. I lost both of them. Well,
you got to lose a few balls to get good.
You know, both of them share it. Yeah, I mean exactly.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
The tree doesn't plant the day you put the seed
in the airth Wait, it doesn't grow the day you
plant the seed.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
I forgot how that goes.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yeah, you've If you forgot it, you probably never knew it.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Man, it's a good point.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Well, you know what John used to always say, speaking
of famous expressions, girls to.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Every day yesterday.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
Alcohol and estrogen is a true serum. Okay, when we
get drunk, we have to announce it. I'm drunk.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Whoo oo, high five.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
High five, high five.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
I did that exact second.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
Every guy's head in that entire place just go.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Ding ding ding. We got a winner.

Speaker 5 (12:58):
Because for minutes, like watching the Discovery, they wait for
the week one to fall off from the herd.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
You know, they're like Carter, put her on the top
of the truck. We got a live one, earl, let's go.
You got tags.

Speaker 5 (13:17):
Come on, I'm gonna release her in a.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Wild It's crazy.

Speaker 5 (13:21):
And when a woman gets drunk out with her girlfriends,
they ever heard the drunk chick cry?

Speaker 2 (13:26):
I ever heard of? You wonder why whales randomly.

Speaker 5 (13:32):
Beach themselves Sometimes.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
I think it's a direct result to girls.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
I know, all right, the show is over.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
It's justn't over. This isn't okay, the show's over.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
So what that means? The show's over? Ye okay? Take care.
That is an instant classic Walton and Johnson
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