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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And this guy it's not really the ghetto. It's more
of a just a trailer park. Nor where does he live?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Small rural community Galveston, you know, it was Austin, and
he's in Pasadena, Gainesville, Pasadena. Yeah, that's a good time,
but it is not really the ghetto.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
That same guy that did Shotgun Willie.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
That's Luke Bell who did Shotgun Well, oh yeah, I
can't remember his name, but if I heard it, I
know it.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
And that ain't it.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
It does sound a little like the same kind of
general song shotgun willis that's all round and is underwear.
And this guy was he saying I lived down the
street from my sister and mckinn or what.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
I don't get what he's saying. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Something a lot of stuff, a little bit of honky tonk,
a little bit of Texas with healthy dashes of Bakersfield
and vintage Nashville singer songwriter Luke Bell recorded in a
throwback style.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Okay, he's a throwback guy, that's what it says. Yeah,
he's a pretender. Oh, speaking of pretenders. I got great news. Everybody,
I like great news, Hush hush, great news coming.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Some people just keep talking.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Uh. You know, they've been trying to get Bill and
Hillary to come testify about this Epstein files thing for
a couple of weeks. They even threaten them with some
kind of you know, like like anybody's gonna threaten Hillary.
But the big news this morning when I woke up,
Bill and Hillary Clinton have agreed to lie under oath
(01:31):
about the Epstein Files.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
That'll be awesome. Oh wow, that's incredible.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah, that's the thing about testifying when you're a Clinton.
You know, they say they won't participate in this investigation,
but even if they're forced to, they could still just lie.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Well, they're gonna ask Bill and maybe Hillary too, you
ever went down to Epstein Island? Do you have any
sex with any of these underage girls?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
You know?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
And Bill's probably just gonna look them in the eye,
maybe do that knuckle and that lip thing, and.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
He'll tell them, you know, something along the lines of.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I never did. Now I can't speak for Hillary. Then
her faces he's gonna turn red. Hey, that's all right,
it does that quite a bit. Are those her type?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Though? What is she into?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
It?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Doesn't she like Muslim women or something?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Couldn't even begin to guess she might be interested in.
Wasn't that what we learned? If they fly you all
the way to Epstein Island and they put you up
in a nice sweet and they probably have like a
bottle of champagne and some chocolates to greet you, you know,
when you check into your room, you're gonna kind of
feel obligated to go ahead and have sex with whatever underage.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Girl they parade around in front of you, aren't you. Well,
you know it's just hospitality.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Well, Gavin Newsome, when he was a middle aged man
a few months away from forty, had a romantic relationship
with a teenage girl right after he left is his wife,
Kimberly Gilfoyle. His next girlfriend right after that was really
like young enough to be his daughter.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Now, when you say teenage girl, there's a huge difference
between fifteen and nineteen.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Okay, I'm not saying he broke the law. I'm saying
you dated a teenage girl. Sure, and he did. For
the record, she wasn't old enough to have a beer
or rent a car in Arizona or run for office
in Wisconsin.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I don't know what the laws are there.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
The same people who call Trump a predator don't want
you to know that the mayor.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Of San Francisco.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
No, that does feel to me like kind of a
power dynamic there. That's a little inappropriate. You're the mayor
of a major city. She just finished high school a
few minutes ago. But whatever, look for the record. If
he wasn't running for president, I wouldn't care at all.
Buddy wants to be president.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
And they want to call us predators because Donald Trump
didn't release the Epstein files fast enough. Okay, tell us
about your teenage girlfriend when you were a middle aged man.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Let's talk about it a lot. Also, didn't you sleep
with your best friend's wife? Well, yeah, but it's California,
you know. I mean, that's just that's just out thing
to go out there, polyamorous.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
You know you've heard and read Kevin Newsom. Okay, and
I am deeply sorry about that.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
I've heard someone I care deeply about, Alex Turk, your
friends and family, and that is something that I have
to live with and something that I am deeply sorry for.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I think about what this guy did.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
He had Kimberly Gilfoyle, that was his wife, back before
anyone knew who she was, cheated on her with his
best friend's wife. She leaves him right immediately hooks up
with a teenage girl.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
And he was the mayor of San Francisco at the time.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
It wasn't like it's something we're talking about Bill Belichick,
or it's like, all right, this guy's a football coach.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
You don't like him, don't cheer for his team. There
you you don't really have a choice when someone's the
mayor of your city. Frankly, gentlemen, I think after a
certain point, dating any woman under the age of twenty
five is a mistake because they can't form a complete
sentence yet, their brain still isn't developed. It's just my
two cents. And Belichick's girl is over twenty five and
twenty five, yeah, twenty six, she's twenty six. You could
(05:15):
be right, yeah, somewhere not range, but you know, close
enough for a football coach.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Also, he's not running for office, you know, just boo
for his team when he comes out. It doesn't affect
you either, if not that one day a year when
his team plays your team, and even then it doesn't
really matter, you know.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Did you guys also know that it is Missing Person's Day.
It's a national day of missing people. Yeah, that's why
we brought up Savannah Guthrie's mom. You know, we just
just randomly started talking about Savannah Guthrie here on the show.
But she's got a missing people Yeah. It's National Missing
Person's Day today. We honor people who've disappeared, like trustworthy
(05:55):
Republicans or rational Democrats. Here you go.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
We don't know where they are. Will they ever be
found and brought back? Probably not?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Boy, I hope so, but uh yeah, no, way, no, no, uh,
all right, news today from the EU EU, EU, EU EU, know,
the European Union of those people. All right, Uh, this
gentleman had explosive indigestion.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
I mean it was very boy.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Que the h Q, the explosive indigestion music. Please, we're
going to Paris, okay, France, not Paris.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Necessarily. A hospital in France was evacuated after a male
patient arrived with a World War One artillery shell.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
What am I about to say, billiod A in his car? No,
he's in his keyster.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
He's driving a keyster. No, he's in his European the car.
I could see why you'd think of that. No, he's
in his rectum, billiod he wrecked the keyster. No, no,
it was in his buttocks. It was in his buttocks,
Bill Yod He had a show an artillery shell up
is behind and they have a photo of it in
the article here. By the way, this is from the
New York Post. It's not it's a real story. It
(07:07):
sounds like something we found on a fake news site.
According to the Bumbshell Report, but I'm bummed, the unnamed
twenty four year old had been rushed to the Wrong
Yell Accident and Emergency unit in Toulouse late Saturday night.
The poor fellow was in a state of extreme discomfort,
having inserted a large object ubbed his rectum.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
According to the source, well.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Couldn't it be that he fell on it and it
just you know, went up there accidentally.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
I'm sure that's what happened.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Sure, surgeons conducted emergency surgery, during which they discovered the
shocking source of his pain, a live eight inch bombshell
from nineteen eighteen that had been lodged inside.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Eight inches not lexo.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Sure, Oh no, I'm told eight inches is at least
half that size. According to him, that tried about eight inches, right,
that's exact.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Some would say three, but I'd say fearing a potential
fire in the hole and hospitals. Medical medical personnel alerted
the bomb squad and Justified and the fire brigade, and
they evacuated the facility.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
They used to yell at them, Justified a lot, hey
before they boast.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
A fire in the hall. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Meanwhile, a security perimeter was formed around the medical center.
His authorities investigated the explosive situation. Fortunately, the retro munition,
which also pointed, was pointed and over an inch wide,
was not teemed a threat. The bomb disposal experts took
the shell with them, while the patient, a French national,
remained at the hospital so he could recover.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Under how much he got one? How much the bet
was for? You know, some other guy must have bet him.
I don't know how much money. I'll bet you one
thousand dollars. You can't get that up your butt and
you well, you'd just watch, you know. I know it's
hard to believe billy ed, but very often is the case.
From what I'm told.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
People that work in emergency room see these people all
the time who have inserted something into their nether regions
as such, and it was not because of a bet,
but in hopes for some kind.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Of physical arousal. It turns right.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, apparently there are some people's kind of like feet.
There are some people that just get their jollies out
of that.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
So it was his buddy supposed to hit the back
end of it with a hammer once he got it
jammed up into pretty good. I am that would really
you would feel something at that point. I think if
you hit it with a hammer, it might explode.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Exactly. It's Tuesday, Tuesday. It's Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday. Aird. This
is the Walton and Johnson Show. Insist, is it? Oh no, no,
not at all. Oh thank god, I would hate if
it was racist.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
We could we could probably post this to the Walton
Johnson Instagram account if you give me a minute. Okay,
it's an AI generated comedy song.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
We didn't fun.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
We didn't create it. It was created by some friends
of ours, just so we're clear. But it's fun and
we like fun. Fun is fun.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
I have breaking news. Guys. I don't know if you've
heard yet, because it sounds like you haven't, because.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Maybe you've been in here and you didn't get the
break when the news broke. President Trump just announced this
morning from the Oval office that he is ending all
deportations instantly, all deportations. It's been called off. Everybody can
cheer and relax now. They said, once he saw people,
(10:28):
you know, important, powerful celebrities wearing those ice out pins.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
That changed everything.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
The Grammy's message has hit home and President Trump has
learned his lesson. All Right, we have a moment from
the Grammys. I think that deserves a little highlighted. I
don't think that's true at all. No, I believe him.
Why wouldn't he Why would he lie? I'm pretty sure
that's not true. That sounds like AI to me. No, no, no,
that's true. If he said it, it's true. I'm sure
I saw it on the internet. And as you know,
(10:59):
Abraham Lincoln once said, anything you see on the internet
is definitely true, especially a quote for that's exactly right.
At the Grammys on Sunday. They're very powerful, they told themselves.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I mean I believe it.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Somebody got up on stage and told the rest of
them you are powerful for sure.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah, well, how could they be lying to us? Katanji
affirmative action. Jackson Brown was there. She's a black woman,
and that's really important, more important than her talents or skills.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
As a legal expert. Well, sure, nobody cares about any.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Of that, even though she's admitted more than once during
a Supreme Court hearing that she didn't understand the legal arguments,
and everyone else in the ugh I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Everyone else did understand, but she didn't.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
She was in attendance on Sunday night for the Grammys,
and that's when Billie Eilish came up and said.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
The strangest thing.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
And while she said it, Kamala, excuse me, Katanji applauded here.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I'll play the audio for you. No one is illegal
on stolen land. Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
After she said this, everyone applauded in the room. They said, yeah,
no one's illegal on stolen land.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Okay. Give all your property to the Native Americans.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Did she volunteer to move out of her home and
allow them, No, you dove Americans to move on in.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
No, But Billie Eilish isn't going to give her home
in Malibu to the you know, the Sioux or the Iroquois.
But with that in mind, she did once give a
speech at a concert in Ireland where she pointed out
how she was Irish and she liked being somewhere where
everyone looked like her.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
As you guys know, I'm Irish, so it's the Irish
loved the Irish.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
I am not from here Avida, but it's really cool
to come some learn and like everybody looks.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Exactly like you.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
It's really really cool.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Everybody's Irish.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Oh Billy eilih.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
You you don't like diversity or wait, that doesn't sound right.
That thing you're celebrating is called a lack of diversity.
By the way, a new report what is it when't
use this BBC headline Diversity Drive to make Britain's countryside
less white. Rural areas tasked with coming up with strategies
to attract more ethnic minorities to reflect multicultural nation. So
(13:23):
you know, they're really the problem over there with that
field where there's only one family of British people out there.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Growing whatever they're growing. Iceop is that there's not enough
Somalians around.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
That's the problem. We need more Somalions. And you know
what I've noticed is Somalia does not have a campaign
to get more white people to move there, Like that's
not important to them at all, Like not even a
little bit.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
They don't even have an effort to bring in some
Chinese nothing, you know, and frankly, isn't that.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Really what's wrong with the world today? Well, what's wrong
with the world.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
There's not enough diversity in some mall or I'm also
noticed everyone in China.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
You're not gonna believe those guys. I looked into this recently,
the racial and ethnic statistics there.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Yeah, it's pretty much just Chinese. Stop it. There's two
billion people there.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
There are people from other countries, but mostly just the Chinese.
There just Chinese. And Japan's pretty much the same way.
They have a long standing rule, especially regarding people of
the Muslim faith. For some reason, Japan says they're they're
just not gonna fit in well here, so stay out.
(14:33):
And the Japanese, if you didn't know, or among the
smartest people on the planet, and that's not me saying
that they have. Somebody went around and they did IQ
tests in different countries. Average IQ Japan average one O six.
It's pretty good, one O six, Somali among some of
(14:56):
the dumbest, sadly to say, IQ around sixty seven. Yet
being clever is not preventing the Japanese from self extinction.
I know, we've talked about before, the population is actually
in decline over there. The Somalis, on the other hand,
are smart enough to fleece taxpayers at the cost of
(15:17):
billions of dollars. Now we are aware that people will
dispute IQ measurements, and you know, all of that can
be in question, but at any rates it hands up,
if you'd like a Somali flying your airplane, uh, doing
your heart surgery or even you know, as this guy
(15:40):
wrote here, how would you like one of them preparing
your holidays?
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Sauce?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Is this like a trice a chriice, be like, I
can have a Somalian do heart surgery on me or or.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Fly your plane.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
No, it's just an open ended question. Would you like
a Somali flying your plane or you know, working on your.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah, okay, I'm not I'm not racist, but I want
most of those guys to be an older white guy. Yeah,
not only because uh, you know my comfort level.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Well, the problem is the people with the low the
Maranastan people are winning. Yeah, they're winning this and the
smart guys are just going away. They just I mean,
they're not like dying, They're just not interested in being
(16:30):
a part of this new world average inbred Somali has
figured out how the not you know, don't mow down
the most heavily armed people on the planet. People don't
do that, okay. So, by the way, while we're on
the topic of the pink haired, septum ring lesbian types,
(16:51):
not all of them are lesbian. Some of them just
look like they might as well be. That are running
around out in Minnesota right now. Sure the Somalis aren't
out there. Have you noticed that some mollies are not
out there getting shot and getting you know, harassed and
pepper sprayed by the police or any of that. They're
smart enough to have figured out these white women will
(17:12):
do it for us.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
By the way, on the topic of Japan, you were
just talking about something there. I have asked some information
about that.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Back in twenty twenty three, you remember, we got that
report said there were more people dying in Japan than
being born.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
So the Japanese government had to do something about this,
so they came up with something called a breeding visa.
Now you're probably thinking to yourself, like, oh, a breeding visa.
I could get one of those, go to Japan and
I it's like getting a work visa, but I just
get to have sex sort of.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
If you have money and a high IQ and you're
from a nice background, Japan will consider letting you come
to their country with what's called a breeding visa. Uh,
it's odd specified visa designated activities future career, individual, spouser,
child of future.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
It's right here.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
It's on this website Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Japan.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
I have it on the computer screen. Would you agree
that that's what it says? Okay?
Speaker 2 (18:09):
When you do a web search for this Japanese breeding visa,
two things pop up. One of them is a link
to the actual visa. Right there's the link. It clearly exists.
You're looking at it. I'm looking. It's the first thing there.
The second thing on the list is an article on
Reddit explaining how this is a hoax. It's not real.
(18:29):
It doesn't really exist. Now I get it. It doesn't
sound like it would be real. There's even a discussion
having happening on a left of center social media platform
telling you it's not real. And yet somehow, on the
same screen there's a link right there to the breeding visa.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
There's the link.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Guess what I'm trying to say here is just because
a liberal said something on social media doesn't mean it's true.
You can't actually get a breeding visa to go to Japan. Now,
you can't be stupid or poor. Look, I know it's
not fair, but I'm just guys saying probably people from
some all you can't get one. Uh, but you're rich uncle,
you know who doesn't have any kids. He could probably
get one before you get that breading visa, Kenny and
(19:10):
the head over there to start.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Getting you know, happy with the Japanese gals.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
I don't know that I would. But have you have
you ever watched Japanese porn?
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
No, they I didn't realize Japanese people made porn. Is
that popular? That's what I hear. I've never seen it either,
but I had a buddy or of mine he he
told me he's looked at it a time or two.
And the Japanese women are really kind of weird in
their in their pooring videos.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Now.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
I don't know if they're doing this because they think
this is what people watching porn want to see, or
if this is how they really do it, But they
act like they're being raped.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Oh, that's just the thing. They put up a little
bit of a fight.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
And they they struggle and they you know, holler and
and that apparently is what gets the guy. It gets
him all worked up. Well, that's that's it's bizarre. I'm
not gonna look at it myself. I don't see no
reason to. But I trust the guy that did tell
me about it that he knows what he's talking about.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
I believe that that does sound like something I want
to want to look at now. I'm told uh that
in UH in Germany, there's something called schiser porn. I'm
not sure what that is, but I'm told it's also
something you don't even.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Look it up. No, the Greatest Show EF I've got
a great two for Tuesday. It must be two for Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Yeah, that's too for Tuesday Special Walton and Johnson
And this guy it's not really the ghetto. It's more
of a just a trailer park. Nor where does he live?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Small rural community Galveston, you know, it was Austin, and
he's in Pasadena, Gainesville, Pasadena. Yeah, that's a good time,
but it is not really the ghetto.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
That same guy that did Shotgun Willie.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
That's Luke Bell who did Shotgun Well, oh yeah, I
can't remember his name, but if I heard it, I
know it.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
And that ain't it.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
It does sound a little like the same kind of
general song shotgun willis that's all round and is underwear.
And this guy was he saying I lived down the
street from my sister and mckinn or what.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
I don't get what he's saying. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Something a lot of stuff, a little bit of honky tonk,
a little bit of Texas with healthy dashes of Bakersfield
and vintage Nashville singer songwriter Luke Bell recorded in a
throwback style.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Okay, he's a throwback guy, that's what it says. Yeah,
he's a pretender. Oh, speaking of pretenders. I got great news. Everybody,
I like great news, Hush hush, great news coming.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Some people just keep talking.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Uh. You know, they've been trying to get Bill and
Hillary to come testify about this Epstein files thing for
a couple of weeks. They even threaten them with some
kind of you know, like like anybody's gonna threaten Hillary.
But the big news this morning when I woke up,
Bill and Hillary Clinton have agreed to lie under oath
(01:31):
about the Epstein Files.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
That'll be awesome. Oh wow, that's incredible.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah, that's the thing about testifying when you're a Clinton.
You know, they say they won't participate in this investigation,
but even if they're forced to, they could still just lie.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Well, they're gonna ask Bill and maybe Hillary too, you
ever went down to Epstein Island? Do you have any
sex with any of these underage girls?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
You know?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
And Bill's probably just gonna look them in the eye,
maybe do that knuckle and that lip thing, and.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
He'll tell them, you know, something along the lines of.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I never did. Now I can't speak for Hillary. Then
her faces he's gonna turn red. Hey, that's all right,
it does that quite a bit. Are those her type?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Though? What is she into?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
It?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Doesn't she like Muslim women or something?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Couldn't even begin to guess she might be interested in.
Wasn't that what we learned? If they fly you all
the way to Epstein Island and they put you up
in a nice sweet and they probably have like a
bottle of champagne and some chocolates to greet you, you know,
when you check into your room, you're gonna kind of
feel obligated to go ahead and have sex with whatever underage.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Girl they parade around in front of you, aren't you. Well,
you know it's just hospitality.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Well, Gavin Newsome, when he was a middle aged man
a few months away from forty, had a romantic relationship
with a teenage girl right after he left is his wife,
Kimberly Gilfoyle. His next girlfriend right after that was really
like young enough to be his daughter.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Now, when you say teenage girl, there's a huge difference
between fifteen and nineteen.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Okay, I'm not saying he broke the law. I'm saying
you dated a teenage girl. Sure, and he did. For
the record, she wasn't old enough to have a beer
or rent a car in Arizona or run for office
in Wisconsin.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I don't know what the laws are there.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
The same people who call Trump a predator don't want
you to know that the mayor.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Of San Francisco.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
No, that does feel to me like kind of a
power dynamic there. That's a little inappropriate. You're the mayor
of a major city. She just finished high school a
few minutes ago. But whatever, look for the record. If
he wasn't running for president, I wouldn't care at all.
Buddy wants to be president.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
And they want to call us predators because Donald Trump
didn't release the Epstein files fast enough. Okay, tell us
about your teenage girlfriend when you were a middle aged man.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Let's talk about it a lot. Also, didn't you sleep
with your best friend's wife? Well, yeah, but it's California,
you know. I mean, that's just that's just out thing
to go out there, polyamorous.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
You know you've heard and read Kevin Newsom. Okay, and
I am deeply sorry about that.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
I've heard someone I care deeply about, Alex Turk, your
friends and family, and that is something that I have
to live with and something that I am deeply sorry for.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I think about what this guy did.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
He had Kimberly Gilfoyle, that was his wife, back before
anyone knew who she was, cheated on her with his
best friend's wife. She leaves him right immediately hooks up
with a teenage girl.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
And he was the mayor of San Francisco at the time.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
It wasn't like it's something we're talking about Bill Belichick,
or it's like, all right, this guy's a football coach.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
You don't like him, don't cheer for his team. There
you you don't really have a choice when someone's the
mayor of your city. Frankly, gentlemen, I think after a
certain point, dating any woman under the age of twenty
five is a mistake because they can't form a complete
sentence yet, their brain still isn't developed. It's just my
two cents. And Belichick's girl is over twenty five and
twenty five, yeah, twenty six, she's twenty six. You could
(05:15):
be right, yeah, somewhere not range, but you know, close
enough for a football coach.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Also, he's not running for office, you know, just boo
for his team when he comes out. It doesn't affect
you either, if not that one day a year when
his team plays your team, and even then it doesn't
really matter, you know.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Did you guys also know that it is Missing Person's Day.
It's a national day of missing people. Yeah, that's why
we brought up Savannah Guthrie's mom. You know, we just
just randomly started talking about Savannah Guthrie here on the show.
But she's got a missing people Yeah. It's National Missing
Person's Day today. We honor people who've disappeared, like trustworthy
(05:55):
Republicans or rational Democrats. Here you go.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
We don't know where they are. Will they ever be
found and brought back? Probably not?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Boy, I hope so, but uh yeah, no, way, no, no, uh,
all right, news today from the EU EU, EU, EU EU, know,
the European Union of those people. All right, Uh, this
gentleman had explosive indigestion.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
I mean it was very boy.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Que the h Q, the explosive indigestion music. Please, we're
going to Paris, okay, France, not Paris.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Necessarily. A hospital in France was evacuated after a male
patient arrived with a World War One artillery shell.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
What am I about to say, billiod A in his car? No,
he's in his keyster.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
He's driving a keyster. No, he's in his European the car.
I could see why you'd think of that. No, he's
in his rectum, billiod he wrecked the keyster. No, no,
it was in his buttocks. It was in his buttocks,
Bill Yod He had a show an artillery shell up
is behind and they have a photo of it in
the article here. By the way, this is from the
New York Post. It's not it's a real story. It
(07:07):
sounds like something we found on a fake news site.
According to the Bumbshell Report, but I'm bummed, the unnamed
twenty four year old had been rushed to the Wrong
Yell Accident and Emergency unit in Toulouse late Saturday night.
The poor fellow was in a state of extreme discomfort,
having inserted a large object ubbed his rectum.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
According to the source, well.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Couldn't it be that he fell on it and it
just you know, went up there accidentally.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
I'm sure that's what happened.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Sure, surgeons conducted emergency surgery, during which they discovered the
shocking source of his pain, a live eight inch bombshell
from nineteen eighteen that had been lodged inside.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Eight inches not lexo.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Sure, Oh no, I'm told eight inches is at least
half that size. According to him, that tried about eight inches, right,
that's exact.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Some would say three, but I'd say fearing a potential
fire in the hole and hospitals. Medical medical personnel alerted
the bomb squad and Justified and the fire brigade, and
they evacuated the facility.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
They used to yell at them, Justified a lot, hey
before they boast.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
A fire in the hall. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Meanwhile, a security perimeter was formed around the medical center.
His authorities investigated the explosive situation. Fortunately, the retro munition,
which also pointed, was pointed and over an inch wide,
was not teemed a threat. The bomb disposal experts took
the shell with them, while the patient, a French national,
remained at the hospital so he could recover.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Under how much he got one? How much the bet
was for? You know, some other guy must have bet him.
I don't know how much money. I'll bet you one
thousand dollars. You can't get that up your butt and
you well, you'd just watch, you know. I know it's
hard to believe billy ed, but very often is the case.
From what I'm told.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
People that work in emergency room see these people all
the time who have inserted something into their nether regions
as such, and it was not because of a bet,
but in hopes for some kind.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Of physical arousal. It turns right.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, apparently there are some people's kind of like feet.
There are some people that just get their jollies out
of that.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
So it was his buddy supposed to hit the back
end of it with a hammer once he got it
jammed up into pretty good. I am that would really
you would feel something at that point. I think if
you hit it with a hammer, it might explode.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Exactly. It's Tuesday, Tuesday. It's Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday. Aird. This
is the Walton and Johnson Show. Insist, is it? Oh no, no,
not at all. Oh thank god, I would hate if
it was racist.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
We could we could probably post this to the Walton
Johnson Instagram account if you give me a minute. Okay,
it's an AI generated comedy song.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
We didn't fun.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
We didn't create it. It was created by some friends
of ours, just so we're clear. But it's fun and
we like fun. Fun is fun.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
I have breaking news. Guys. I don't know if you've
heard yet, because it sounds like you haven't, because.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Maybe you've been in here and you didn't get the
break when the news broke. President Trump just announced this
morning from the Oval office that he is ending all
deportations instantly, all deportations. It's been called off. Everybody can
cheer and relax now. They said, once he saw people,
(10:28):
you know, important, powerful celebrities wearing those ice out pins.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
That changed everything.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
The Grammy's message has hit home and President Trump has
learned his lesson. All Right, we have a moment from
the Grammys. I think that deserves a little highlighted. I
don't think that's true at all. No, I believe him.
Why wouldn't he Why would he lie? I'm pretty sure
that's not true. That sounds like AI to me. No, no, no,
that's true. If he said it, it's true. I'm sure
I saw it on the internet. And as you know,
(10:59):
Abraham Lincoln once said, anything you see on the internet
is definitely true, especially a quote for that's exactly right.
At the Grammys on Sunday. They're very powerful, they told themselves.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I mean I believe it.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Somebody got up on stage and told the rest of
them you are powerful for sure.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah, well, how could they be lying to us? Katanji
affirmative action. Jackson Brown was there. She's a black woman,
and that's really important, more important than her talents or skills.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
As a legal expert. Well, sure, nobody cares about any.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Of that, even though she's admitted more than once during
a Supreme Court hearing that she didn't understand the legal arguments,
and everyone else in the ugh I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Everyone else did understand, but she didn't.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
She was in attendance on Sunday night for the Grammys,
and that's when Billie Eilish came up and said.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
The strangest thing.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
And while she said it, Kamala, excuse me, Katanji applauded here.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I'll play the audio for you. No one is illegal
on stolen land. Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
After she said this, everyone applauded in the room. They said, yeah,
no one's illegal on stolen land.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Okay. Give all your property to the Native Americans.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Did she volunteer to move out of her home and
allow them, No, you dove Americans to move on in.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
No, But Billie Eilish isn't going to give her home
in Malibu to the you know, the Sioux or the Iroquois.
But with that in mind, she did once give a
speech at a concert in Ireland where she pointed out
how she was Irish and she liked being somewhere where
everyone looked like her.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
As you guys know, I'm Irish, so it's the Irish
loved the Irish.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
I am not from here Avida, but it's really cool
to come some learn and like everybody looks.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Exactly like you.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
It's really really cool.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Everybody's Irish.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Oh Billy eilih.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
You you don't like diversity or wait, that doesn't sound right.
That thing you're celebrating is called a lack of diversity.
By the way, a new report what is it when't
use this BBC headline Diversity Drive to make Britain's countryside
less white. Rural areas tasked with coming up with strategies
to attract more ethnic minorities to reflect multicultural nation. So
(13:23):
you know, they're really the problem over there with that
field where there's only one family of British people out there.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Growing whatever they're growing. Iceop is that there's not enough
Somalians around.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
That's the problem. We need more Somalions. And you know
what I've noticed is Somalia does not have a campaign
to get more white people to move there, Like that's
not important to them at all, Like not even a
little bit.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
They don't even have an effort to bring in some
Chinese nothing, you know, and frankly, isn't that.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Really what's wrong with the world today? Well, what's wrong
with the world.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
There's not enough diversity in some mall or I'm also
noticed everyone in China.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
You're not gonna believe those guys. I looked into this recently,
the racial and ethnic statistics there.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Yeah, it's pretty much just Chinese. Stop it. There's two
billion people there.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
There are people from other countries, but mostly just the Chinese.
There just Chinese. And Japan's pretty much the same way.
They have a long standing rule, especially regarding people of
the Muslim faith. For some reason, Japan says they're they're
just not gonna fit in well here, so stay out.
(14:33):
And the Japanese, if you didn't know, or among the
smartest people on the planet, and that's not me saying
that they have. Somebody went around and they did IQ
tests in different countries. Average IQ Japan average one O six.
It's pretty good, one O six, Somali among some of
(14:56):
the dumbest, sadly to say, IQ around sixty seven. Yet
being clever is not preventing the Japanese from self extinction.
I know, we've talked about before, the population is actually
in decline over there. The Somalis, on the other hand,
are smart enough to fleece taxpayers at the cost of
(15:17):
billions of dollars. Now we are aware that people will
dispute IQ measurements, and you know, all of that can
be in question, but at any rates it hands up,
if you'd like a Somali flying your airplane, uh, doing
your heart surgery or even you know, as this guy
(15:40):
wrote here, how would you like one of them preparing
your holidays?
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Sauce?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Is this like a trice a chriice, be like, I
can have a Somalian do heart surgery on me or or.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Fly your plane.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
No, it's just an open ended question. Would you like
a Somali flying your plane or you know, working on your.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah, okay, I'm not I'm not racist, but I want
most of those guys to be an older white guy. Yeah,
not only because uh, you know my comfort level.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Well, the problem is the people with the low the
Maranastan people are winning. Yeah, they're winning this and the
smart guys are just going away. They just I mean,
they're not like dying, They're just not interested in being
(16:30):
a part of this new world average inbred Somali has
figured out how the not you know, don't mow down
the most heavily armed people on the planet. People don't
do that, okay. So, by the way, while we're on
the topic of the pink haired, septum ring lesbian types,
(16:51):
not all of them are lesbian. Some of them just
look like they might as well be. That are running
around out in Minnesota right now. Sure the Somalis aren't
out there. Have you noticed that some mollies are not
out there getting shot and getting you know, harassed and
pepper sprayed by the police or any of that. They're
smart enough to have figured out these white women will
(17:12):
do it for us.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
By the way, on the topic of Japan, you were
just talking about something there. I have asked some information
about that.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Back in twenty twenty three, you remember, we got that
report said there were more people dying in Japan than
being born.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
So the Japanese government had to do something about this,
so they came up with something called a breeding visa.
Now you're probably thinking to yourself, like, oh, a breeding visa.
I could get one of those, go to Japan and
I it's like getting a work visa, but I just
get to have sex sort of.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
If you have money and a high IQ and you're
from a nice background, Japan will consider letting you come
to their country with what's called a breeding visa. Uh,
it's odd specified visa designated activities future career, individual, spouser,
child of future.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
It's right here.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
It's on this website Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Japan.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
I have it on the computer screen. Would you agree
that that's what it says? Okay?
Speaker 2 (18:09):
When you do a web search for this Japanese breeding visa,
two things pop up. One of them is a link
to the actual visa. Right there's the link. It clearly exists.
You're looking at it. I'm looking. It's the first thing there.
The second thing on the list is an article on
Reddit explaining how this is a hoax. It's not real.
(18:29):
It doesn't really exist. Now I get it. It doesn't
sound like it would be real. There's even a discussion
having happening on a left of center social media platform
telling you it's not real. And yet somehow, on the
same screen there's a link right there to the breeding visa.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
There's the link.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Guess what I'm trying to say here is just because
a liberal said something on social media doesn't mean it's true.
You can't actually get a breeding visa to go to Japan. Now,
you can't be stupid or poor. Look, I know it's
not fair, but I'm just guys saying probably people from
some all you can't get one. Uh, but you're rich uncle,
you know who doesn't have any kids. He could probably
get one before you get that breading visa, Kenny and
(19:10):
the head over there to start.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Getting you know, happy with the Japanese gals.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
I don't know that I would. But have you have
you ever watched Japanese porn?
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
No, they I didn't realize Japanese people made porn. Is
that popular? That's what I hear. I've never seen it either,
but I had a buddy or of mine he he
told me he's looked at it a time or two.
And the Japanese women are really kind of weird in
their in their pooring videos.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Now.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
I don't know if they're doing this because they think
this is what people watching porn want to see, or
if this is how they really do it, But they
act like they're being raped.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Oh, that's just the thing. They put up a little
bit of a fight.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
And they they struggle and they you know, holler and
and that apparently is what gets the guy. It gets
him all worked up. Well, that's that's it's bizarre. I'm
not gonna look at it myself. I don't see no
reason to. But I trust the guy that did tell
me about it that he knows what he's talking about.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
I believe that that does sound like something I want
to want to look at now. I'm told uh that
in UH in Germany, there's something called schiser porn. I'm
not sure what that is, but I'm told it's also
something you don't even.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Look it up. No, the Greatest Show EF I've got
a great two for Tuesday. It must be two for Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Yeah, that's too for Tuesday Special Walton and Johnson
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