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July 16, 2025 • 14 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good news for Alabama.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
We have taken down a dangerous illegal immigrant in your community.
A man that was wanted in a large scaley Alabama
raid has surrendered to authorities. But the story doesn't start there.
Starts at a Mexican restaurant. Guys, I know, once again,
illegal immigrants at a Mexican restaurant.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Who would have thunk it?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Federal, state, and local law enforcement agencies carrying out sweeping
operations at fourteen locations in six Alabama counties yesterday, the
result of a long term investigation that authorities say is
just beginning. The operation executed multiple federal search warrants related
to drug trafficking, human smuggling, document fraud that means someone

(00:41):
stealing your identity, and financial crimes.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Oh boy, And weirdly enough.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Liberals want you to feel sorry for these people, even
though they're doing all kinds of things wrong. Authorities at
an afternoon news conference in Auburn said they were still
searching for one man, Caesar Campos Reyes, a fifty two
year old who they say was in America illegally.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Is there a guy that trains dogs?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
He was facing charges for bank fraud, wire fraud, and
money laundering.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Why who are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:07):
That guy? Some Caesar guy like works with dogs and stuff.
Be good, But you know, if he's illegal, I don't
care what he does with dog. Get him out.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
That's the dog whisper. It's a different guy, totally different.
I'm not the same guy, not the same state.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
No, but I'm glad I cleared that up for anybody
that might have been confused anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Campos REOs, who authority said owns five restaurants, was wanted
in connection with four fraudulent federal loans totaling two hundred
and twenty five thousand dollars. Now, just to be clear,
you might think, oh, he ripped off a bank. No,
the banks will pass that onto you. In order for
them to turn a profit, they make other services more
expensive for average folks like us because they got illegal

(01:43):
immigrant criminals gaming the system. Now fast forward to this, everybody,
apparently they have caught this guy. Caesar Campos Ras, aged
fifty two, of Auburn, was indicted by a federal grand
jury on four counts of bank fraud, four accounts of
wire fraud, and one count money laundering. He has been apprehended. Well,
not do that, They called up press conversations that we

(02:05):
got our man, this transnational organized identity.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
The raids were quite interesting as well. I mean they
were sweeping.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Law enforcement discovered distribution amounts of meth amphetamine, cocaine, crack
cocaine pills, upwards of hundreds of thousands dollars in cash,
over twenty guns, more than forty people who are said
to be wanted illegally in the country, not.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Supposed to be here. It sounds bad. There's a lot
of stuff going on in their report. But anybody checked
to see if he's got kids. Oh, good, point Billy had,
you're right, And if he's a father, then so what
all that stuff?

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Now?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
I know he ripped off a bank, had committed wire fraud,
and he was stealing people's identity, and he had meth
and coke and pills and guns according to this report.
But if he had children, he should be let go
and we should all feel bad for it.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
It seems to be the rule. I mean, they've already
set the precedent for it with the killbar.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Right anyway, they busted him. He's going to be in
court today. If convicted on all charges, he faces up
to thirty years in prison along with significant fines.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
But don't worry.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
If the Democrats win the midterms next year, I'm sure
they'll get him out of prison as quick as they
can so he can be back on the streets to
traffic more cocaine and methamphetamine and steal more innocent people's
identities purportedly.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
At least they've got that automated pin fired up. Joe
Biden could pardon him today. Yeah, it's true. Why why
does Joe have to be president? The auto pin has
all the power? Mmmmmmm.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Two years later, Transheuser Bushes bud Light sales are still struggling. Guys.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Oh god, I forgot we used to call them that.
It's been more than two years, Dylan mulvaney.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
It's been more than two years since a man with
a penis who put on a dress and called himself
a woman somehow became a civil rights icon and then
got an endorsement deal with Budweiser. Dylan mulvaney, an obvious
guy who runs around mocking women by pretending to be
the most obnoxious woman on the planet, partnering with bud
Light in twenty twenty three, and these sales have been abysmal.

(04:05):
Two years later we got a financial report here from Transheiser,
and the numbers are still pretty low. People did not
return to the brand. They discovered other beers they prefer
They discovered new things to drink.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
They didn't go back.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yep, Modello has really benefited from all that I read.
They was either number one or number two. Now they
was number one for a while, got passed by somebody else.
But that and the bud thing that dropped as you
read and went downhill.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Can I turn you onto something new? I've been getting into.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Careful, that's drug? Soundy, it's a drink. I'm gonna turn
you on man turn No, I don't turn on.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Belly. I'd hang on a second. Hear me out. I
think you'll like this.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Have you guys ever heard of the Higgins boats? Well,
of course, did you know there's a Higgins bumma.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
The World War Two Museum Higgins the boats in the
and all that.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah you know where they made those boats at?

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:03):
New Orleans.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Well it turns out now they got a rum that
is dedicated to tributing and honoring those men.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
They went from making boats to making rum.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
No, this is just a guy that was a fan
of it. He's from Houston.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Oh, it's a rum guy and he's tributing the boat.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
It's called the Higgins Boat Rum Company, and it is.
I tried some of this stuff. They got a silver
in a gold rum. It is pretty tasty, and boy
they make it good too. If if you never got
into rum before, you know, rum never really had its
moment the way craft beer and bourbon did. This is
really good rum. You can drink the gold stuff straight up.
You can use the silver to mix yourself a cocktail.

(05:39):
And it's all about honoring veterans. They the sales of
the rum actually go towards great military veteran charities. It's
good helping out disabled military vets, people with PTSD, that
kind of thing. And then on the side of every
bottle there it's clear as day what they're into. It
looks just like something out of World War Two. Really
cool sip saver salute, that's what they call it. The

(06:00):
Higgins Boat Rum Company. You've been to the World War
Two Museum, man, that is cool. That is a that
is wicked good right.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
There over there in New Orleans. Yeah, if you could
try this stuff out.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
They call those Higgins Boats the invention that won the war.
Without that, we might not have been successful.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Go check out this website Higgins boat rum dot com.
Very cool if you love World War two, if you
like having a tasty adult beverage, if you just like
collecting cool.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Bottles and putting them up on the shelf in.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
The lik cap, that's a definite keeper for the bar
shelf right there.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah, really cool stuff and a great local guy that
put the drink together first.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
And you want to put it up on the shelf
you as a keep you always put some iced tea
in there, you know, kind of make it look like
it's got room in it. But drink the rum man.
It's good.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
You can. People are and they have.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
They tell you on their Instagram account here how to
make mohedos. How to make a rum daker a rum
old fashion.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Really rum old fashion?

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah, why not, it's a it's they got a gold
rum so they they explain you make it a little different.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
But yeah, it's a tasty drink. I think you'll like it. Hey,
assuming you're an adult, you must be twenty one years
of age.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
I think something that will excite some of you. I
know Billy Ed will be excited about this as much
as or probably more than Higgins Rum would be. Jessica
Bile has finally decided to reveal the exercises, the workout
that she does to maintain her glorious backside.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Oh boy, is there something?

Speaker 4 (07:27):
Is there?

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Video? Is there something special about Jessica Bill's butt? I
never really thought of.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Her as you not ever noticed Jessica Bil's butt?

Speaker 2 (07:34):
How do you?

Speaker 3 (07:35):
How do you get to forty three years in a
manly body and not notice Jessica Bill's But you.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Know, you're right, I'm looking at it right now. She
does have a great butt on her, But it's not
iconic like j Lo's.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
But is is it?

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yeah, it's iconic. It is. It's iconic.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (07:51):
I immediately am me. I'm eating my words here. There's
an X account called the Jessica Beal Butt Tracker, and
all it is is pictures of Jessica Bial's beautiful ass.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Did you ever see that movie?

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Something about Larry I don't know what's something?

Speaker 1 (08:04):
It's something about Mary?

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Okay, maybe no, that was a different one. Jessica Bill
was in this thing where uh, the guy from King
of Queens was pretending he was gay. I forget why
but it was something about they was uh, they had
to do it for insurance or something. I don't know,
but Jessica Bill was the gual that came to uh
you know, just investigate whether he was really gay or not.

(08:29):
And man, let me tell you, it's tough to do
when Jessica Bill was walking around in front of you
a tight skirt.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Okay, I think what you're talking about is Adam Sandler
did a movie with the guy from King of Queen.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
That's what I said, King Queen's Guy. Yeah, but it's
not called something about Larry Larry. Larry was in there somewhere,
uh what was He has a random memory, but he
can certainly remember seeing her.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
But it's try it's it's called I now pronounce you
Chuck and Larry.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
That's it? Who who Who?

Speaker 1 (09:01):
It's not called something about Larry Larry. Larry's in the
title Fine Billy, I do you went? Walton and Johnson
Radio Network.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
There's one thing you could do with ketchup. There's actually
two things.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Oh, you can use it for French fries or you
could do a low budget horror film. Yes, that's it.
There's that blood. If you're doing anything else with ketchup.
You're missing the point. You could have been using a
better condoman, a better sauce. Your standards are low. You
have the palette of a five year old. That's not
my fault. It's like golfers. You know, I told you
golf and ketchup.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
He's right, I got it. Owe him twenty books. Well
what happened?

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Well, you bet me you could get you to just
go all crazy at glad. I said, no, Kenn, he
ain't go fall for that.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
I'm not actually crazy, not at all.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
You know, maybe I'll get forty bucks because he ain't
over it yet.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Guys, that really exciting news. I don't think we're celebrating this.
For a long time, New Orleans was the murder capital
of America. Not anymore. Fifty year low in killings. What changed?
Donald Trump cleaned up the border, he got rid of
all the illegal immigrant criminal gang bangers, and then the
governor over there, Jeff Landry, I mean, at least outside
in New Orleans, started doing this thing where they'd arrest

(10:09):
criminals keep them in jail.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
And it really weird, really seemed to be working over there.
The number of murders. I mean, it used to be
just by the hour lately, not the case. Governor Landry
is making Louisia in a great again. How about that? Well,
who would have thought? Good for him? Man, we should
go hang out with him this weekend and thank him
for it.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
We probably ought to. Unless it's just raining, No, I
could deal with a little rain. A little rain, no problem, Yeah,
no problem.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
Anyway, that's excitable because when I look at the Louisiana News,
New Orleans especially, I keep seeing this shooting and killing. Look,
I'm not saying people aren't getting killed, but there used
to be way more of it going on, right Like
murder still happens. Let's not pretend that the world is
suddenly perfect just because some Republicans are in charge. But

(10:57):
it's way better than what it was before. Must have
been just off thet I'm sure it's just a coincidence.
But for a little more than a year now, the
state of Louisiana has had their first Republican governor in
over a decade. Been a long time since they had
a Republican governor, been a while, And amazingly, the number
of drug overdoses, the number of murders, the violent crime rate,

(11:19):
it is all plummeted in just a little over a year.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Really great newss.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Why isn't the national news media applauding this fan say
it's suddenly safe to go to Louisiana for things like
Marti Gras.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
This is good for their tourists.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Did Democrat have anything to do with any of that?

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah, they by leaving office, they helped out.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Well, then you answered your own question why the mainstream
media ain't reporting that?

Speaker 2 (11:40):
So now there's going to be less need for private security,
and you know the media could probably report that as
Republicans are destroying jobs.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Right, Thanks a lot Republicans.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
No one's hiring me anymore to stand around outside this
business and keep multiple people from breaking.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Into it once an hour.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Interesting, Damn Republicans cracking down on crime and make in
our private security jobs irrelevant?

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Damn you Donald Trump and Jeff Landry.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Yeah, and I won't, but I alla every now and
then say stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Why they're having a lot of fun yesterday at that
Botanical Garden Sunflower concert series, New Orleans jazz stompers out
there and nobody got shot jazz No, I think that's
the idea. Yeah, it was a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Yesterday.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Were their sunflowers?

Speaker 1 (12:23):
I have to believe there were.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
I do enjoy a lovely sunflower.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Well, they look the problems have moved from New Orleans
over to Waco. Oh what's going on in Waco? People
are pretty mad at Chip and Joanna. Their new Magnolian
Network reality series, Back to the Frontier, has brought new
meaning to the Frontier more like the back tier. Apparently
the couples being criminal criticized because they were featuring different families,

(12:48):
three families living like pioneers, and one of the families
was one of the families was kind of like people
in mister Kenneth's community.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
You mean gay. Yeah, that's a that's a problem. It's
twenty five.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
People, Reverend Franklin Graham out.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
In parts of Waco. Truof you've been to Waco or
not parts of Waco. It's still about nineteen fifty five.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Well they haven't. I didn't know they had gay in Waco.
You know, we didn't know.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
It's just all Baptist, every single person that lives there.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
And there's never been a gay Baptist. Everyone else.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Oh, just ask Reverend Franklin Graham. He's president of the
Samaritans Purse, and the Billy Graham Evangelalistics Association Billy's Boy.
He says he is very disappointed that Chip and Joanna
Gaines allowed homosexuals.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Onto their TV show.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Oh no, he said, while we are to love people,
we should love them enough to tell them the truth
of God's word. His word is absolute truth. God loves us.
I will say this here. I get who.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Created the homosexual?

Speaker 1 (13:50):
The devil?

Speaker 5 (13:50):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Is it the devil?

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Handy Like I obviously I'm not hardcore social conservative.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
This doesn't bother me at all. What the answer would
be if I asked that question? And in parts of Waco,
of course the devil.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Maybe if you were really bothered by the fact that
Chip at Joanna Gaines had a homosexual on their TV show,
you could not watch. Also, I'm so old I can
remember a few years back, Chip and Joanna Gaines were
being attacked by the national liberal media because they attend
Christian church where they advocate for traditional marriage values.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
That's right, Yeah, and they were upset about that too.
There's something to get upset about at all.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yeah, So you're mad at Chip and Joanna Gaines for
being too anti gay and too pro gay at the
same time. Yeah, maybe you just don't watch their show.
I don't know what to tell you. Is that an option,
it's an option.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
Yeah, tick one nine, I'm CB Savage High. All you
eighteen wheelers. Anyone seen any smokey bears? How about some
bear smokies?

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Walton M.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
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