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Speaker 1 (00:00):
American military. They have told of six in America right now.
But I gotta be honest, I do enjoy watching the
video of missiles being launched and planes taking off of
aircraft carriers, and that all that BE fifty two stealth
bomber just soaring silently through the sky looking all ominous
(00:20):
and badass. War videos kind of fun, ain't it.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
It's one of my favorite videos, is that B fifty
two kicking ass and taking names. But you know you're
not supposed to be able to see it. It's like
when you walk into a church. Do you ever go
into like a cowboy church and everyone's got camo on
and the place.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Just looks empty. It looks empty because they're in camo. Right.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I see people wearing camo in the gym, and I
can find them. It's really easy to see them.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Bless you, thank you, thank you, thank you. I think
I'm allergic to the camo. I don't know, probably camel,
or it could be camels. Did you know twenty camels
were disqualified from a camel beauty contest for using Fellers?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Nowhere?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Is that in Minnesota?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
No? No, it's overseas. Oh oh, of course it didn't
matter the winter was still jay Z. It always is
jay Z.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yep, he's like the three time raining campion, undefeated.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
How does he do it? That's pretty impressive. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
You ever noticed what's filler?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
It's like they inject this stuff in your face and
makes your face big and puffy, and that.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Takes the wrinkles out.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
That's the problem with losing too much weight too fast
is women, especially opposed to getting wrinkles, and a little
bit of fat stretches the skin out. So now we're
in a dilemma. It's a real question what to do.
I want to drop weight, but I don't want to
get wrinkles. Boy, I think about it all the time.
(01:39):
I know people lay awake at night. I can't stop thinking.
I can't stop thinking about all those wrinkles. Hey, Billy ed,
what does Bill Clinton say to Hillary after having sex?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Hey, honey, where are you just checking in?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I'll be home in a twenty minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Is the puff? Is the punchline? There?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
It's okay, It's all right. Hey, did you I see
yesterday they unveiled a statue. Law enforcement joined the Texas
Rangers baseball club and unveiling one riot one Ranger statue
at Globe Life Field. The statue was removed from love
Field in twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah, you used to be right out there in front.
When you'd pull up, you'd see that big old ranger
standing there.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Now, when they unveiled it, they had a big old
black cloth over it. At first I thought this was
like a Muslim thing. You know, it's looked like a
giant Muslim woman. But the statue should have been engraved
with a plaque describing how a false global narrative about
a Minneapolis drug junkie career criminal was created by the
gay race communists to take it down. What, well, it's
(02:40):
so confusing. Well, you don't remember twenty twenty, do you?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Oh god? No? Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
In twenty twenty, in the background of this thing called
the pandemic, we had this other thing going on where
every white in America was apologizing just for existing. And
if there was a statue of a cops somewhere, the
white one, right, Yeah, they had to take the cop
statue down. Cops white. By the way, I don't care
for black or mix. You know what they are.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
As soon as you put that uniform on, you turn
white in the eyes of those people.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Dude, what are you talking about? What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
It's not that hard to follow in the eyes of
the liberals, I get what you're saying. Okay, Yeah, they're
all white. Okay, yeah, I'm not sure if you're not
hearing the words or if you're just thinking about something
else while you're listening. No, it was just confusing. You
said all cops are white. Yeah, they turn white. I
mean if they put the uniform on to liberals, duh. Yeah, okay,
all right, because to me, I don't see color billy yet.
(03:34):
What was this pandemic you talked about?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
When was this? Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Back in twenty twenty, the governor of Texas arrested a
hairstylist and a bartender and they went around and if
you open your business, they'd punish you for it, and.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Then they kind of remember something like that. But I
think I blocked it. Yeah, yeah, because you know, nobody
wants to remember that.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
And then if you didn't like him, you can vote
him out of office today. But the only other option
that most people seem to be paying attention to is
this guy that lives in a van down by the river.
He just moved to Texas five minutes ago. He voted
in one election. And he travels around the country the
state of Texas with a saddle bag and a lot
of and he doesn't have a horse.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
He just throws it over his shoulder like a backpack.
It ain't a back and his name's Doc. He puts
Doc in quotation marks. Ask you this.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I know you're against this guy showing up in Texas.
Just come out of nowhere, just gets here and overnight.
You want you Oh you mean the carpetbagging r VA
Park resident.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah, we've had some emails. Oh good addressing that situation. Guys,
I got it. I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
This guy posted his his team posted my home address
on the internet, and then one of his supporters said,
if you see me, you should violently attack me in
the street.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
And this was my punishment.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
This was my punishment for asking why a guy just
moved to Texas and ran for governor it is?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
It really pisses me off. Oh, it's hard to go
to work. You're making a career out of this argument. Yes,
this is gonna be your whole career now right. Yeah, guys,
don't like that guy. A guy endangered my life and
he's running for governor and I you don't like him
because he docked you, as opposed to that he showed
up and is wearing a cowboy hat.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
The whole thing. I don't like any I don't like people.
I don't like dime store cowboys. I don't like people
that put on costumes.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Is it the fact that he's here from another state
and he's running, or is that he's pretending to be
a Texan.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
The whole thing, Yeah, all of it.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
It's it's like, Billy, do you not like the flavor
of guacamole or do you not like the texture?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Exactly? That's how I know this guy.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Is Guacama is from an emailer and he says, what
if Rond de Santas just showed up in Texas and
wanted to run for governor, I would also make fun
of him. Didn't he also wear fake cowboys?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Invited him to.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Come to Texas last governor election because you said he's,
you know, better than the governor we've got, Because all
the governor we've got in Texas does is do whatever
Ron de Santas did three weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, but I don't think I ever asked Ron de
Santis to run for governor at Texas. You wanted him
to be governor? Yeah, I'm sure I didn't know. He's
the governor at Florida.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
She wears cowboy boots, and if you wear cowboy boots
outside of the.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
State of Texas, your your what opposer.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I think what they were making fun of him for
doing was he had little like risers in his lifts.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
He had a try to make him look taller. It's funny.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
You know, my my comedy writing partner has been a
kids to doing.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
That as well. Is that right? Yeah, Jesse? I love Jesse, but.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
It's not short. I don't find well, I don't think
he is either, but my height. He's a regular height. Yeah, yeah, short,
but he wants to be taller. He's a little short.
He's a little bit yeah. Well yeah, maybe because of you.
Maybe it's your fault, it's not mine. There you run
York six foot four, walk up next to him and
pictures and stuff, and then maybe he feels like, oh,
it should be a little taller because Kenny's too tall.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Maybe you should spend your knees a little more.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Being tall isn't always fun because I for two reasons,
number one. I'm not good at basketball or any of
this stuff, so it's not like it's to my advantage.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Why each stuff up on a shelf? Though? Oh for sure?
Like if you're in the grocery store.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
And he wanted the cereal, it's way up at the top,
or you know some can goods you can get that,
but in the top shelf cereal, isn't it usually the
health food?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Billy ed, what do you go?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah, I said, if you wanted that? Yeah, what do
you go up there for? Better than you picking it
for yourself? Is you can walk up down the aisles.
So you see a hot woman who's short compared to
you especially, and you know she's looking up there like,
oh I wish I could reach this can of mushroom
soup or whatever she needs, and you happen to stroll by,
(07:24):
looking all tall and go, may I assist you? And
the next thing you know, you're whoo back in the rack.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Bill, Yeah, you got a home depot and lows a lot, right,
you're more of a home depo, more of a depot.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Loses for girls. Mostly home depot is for men. Have
you ever heard this?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
There's women, there's younger horny women who go to home
depot and they walk around pretending to need help, so
the men will.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Talk to them.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
It will It won't be the people that work at
home depot because they don't help you. You know what
you call an able body guy on the doorstep, whatever
his name is.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson personally think you'll focusing
on the wrong Clinton when you play in them clips
because Hillary miss hilly, uh, she went, she went, but
clerk during part of her testimony, mill Mill's cool.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Mill can remain cool, but Hillary can't do it.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Man.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
You know that's how That's how Bill earned his nickname.
You know, slick click Willie.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
He was slick Friday, wasn't he brouh even when you
could tell he's lying? And I you know, I say
this to the guys Eve when you see his lips moving,
that's a pretty good sign.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
But you still kind of like him, don't you.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I mean, the man said he thought that underage girl
in a tube top was a flight attendant and a masseuse,
but she certainly wasn't.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
There for any illicit behavior.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
That doesn't sound like something a president would say. That
sounds like something I would say.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
As I thought, well, you know, if Kenny told that story,
they would laugh him out of court or actually into jail.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
How did you how did you know this young woman?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Well, she was a flight attendant in a tank top
what and there were like fourteen of them running around
the airplane.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
It's a private jet.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
I don't think you get fourteen flight attendants on a
seven forty seven. Hilary threw an unhinged, hysterical meltdown after
posted someone posted a photo of her testifying on epstein.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Her attorney raised that the photo had been shared with
conservative media and Clinton was visibly irritated.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
We have a little audio of this from the exchange.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Other photos that are being released of the secretary as
she is testifying from inside this room. Can you please
advise me as to whether or not that's permissible and
consistent with the rules, particularly given that we have asked
for public hearing. If there are photos that are being
released of the secretary she is testifying, can you please explain.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
How we've done with this. If you guys are doing that,
I am done. You can pull me a contempt from
now till the cows come home. This is just typical behavior.
Oh for heaven, I say to understand, how about miss hearing?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
We all are abiding by the same rules. Yeah, well
I would like to take a break at this.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Month walking out.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Okay, John, that is the shrillery that we expected to
hear more of.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I cannot find any proof that it was against the
rules to show a photo of what was happening. It
doesn't seem like it was. In fact, they put a
community note on this tweet where we found the video,
and it reads, this video shows her reacting to leaks
by members of the committee in a closed door hearing.
Her reaction is not unprovoked based on the rules of
the testify.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
But they've also got well, obviously they were videoing the
whole thing.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
They just showed us a video.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Why don't you care if some pictures are released of
her testifying when there's video of her testifying, which we're looking.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
At right now, because it gave her an excuse to
get mad in storm out.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
But at this point I have to ask Hillary, what
difference does it make?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Hmm, Yeah, she didn't want to hear that either. Well,
you're right about that. What difference at this point doesn't
mean you know, know, we don't know. Nobody knows, nobody
has a clue. Guys, we do know this though. Apparently
Shia Labouf has been creating quite a bit of ruckus
in New Orleans. He was arrested again. Oh boy, he
was taken into custody by New Orleans Police Department. Shia
(11:21):
Lah boof unit. He says he's afraid of gay people,
and also, from the pictures and videos I've seen of
him over the past.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Month, showers. He's afraid of showers certainly seems that way. Well,
water burns his skin.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
I can't do it. I'm mounting Shilah Boof.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
We did an interview where he said he's afraid of
gay men. At this point, even Kanye West is like, dude,
maybe you should stop talking, you know, yeah, just stop it.
Let's see if he still feels that way the next time.
He needs a florist, hello, or a or a hairdresser.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
The only kind of trans he likes are transformers.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah, I'm sick and tired of Shilah Boof's homophobia spreading
all over New Orleans.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Oh thank you now, I don't have to say it.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
By the way, can I just I want to just
share this with our listeners in New Orleans.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
I've seen on social media.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
You guys are real frustrated with these news stories about
Shia Laboof. It's embarrassing you. I promise you. I promise you.
Outside of New Orleans, most of us don't care. It's
a footnote in the news.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
We're not just It's just curiosity, mildly entertaining.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
That's about it.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
I saw on a blog yesterday some New Orleans political
blogger was saying that this is humiliating the Crescent City.
I'm like, trust me, this isn't what's making New Orleans
look bad. Does the same New Orleans that had LaToya
as mayor right, It's like you can read my mind, Okay,
it's like you know exactly what I think.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Can this say that?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
You're really by the way, Season two of Heated Rivalries
start shooting this summer, much to the disappointment of Shia Laboo. Sure,
it's that gay show about hockey Bill Ye, it's like
a gay I will hear about that's it. It's an HBO.
I've never watched it. I've just heard about it. I've
read that it's like a gay porno. But they're hockey players.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
You know how people are just anxious to correct you
or me or anybody all the time.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Actually, who's getting corrected? Uh?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Me? What for?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
What? What did you say?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Well, they didn't like my answer to the Loew's versus
Home Depot question that you asked Lowe's versus Home Depot.
Actually Low's has more hard to find fasteners and offers
more metal working items. But Ace has got a both
beat with excellent customer service and the hard to find
(13:40):
items usually right there. So no idea who emailed us,
But that was a good old Actually.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I've always been an ACE hardware guy. And and you've
tried the pies there right, Billy?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Oh yeah, I've had the pie.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
The Ace is the place for pie, man, Dad. We
forgot about the pie. We talked about this a while back,
and I still haven't. You know, house of pies or
house of guys is good, but I haven't had hardware pie.
They don't all have it, but some of them have
these frozen pies. There's like peach cobbler, strawberry Rubars got chocolate, Appricot,
(14:16):
they got chocolate. Yeah, they got that chocolate pie is good? Man,
Apple cobbler.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
It's a frozen pie and then you take it home
and you make it yourself in the oven.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Now, if I've brought an apple cobbler home for Ace Hardware,
I know my mama would disown me, because she makes
the best apple cobbler there ever was, except for her mama's,
which was you know Grandma actually even better.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Well, that's the thing is, you don't always have one
at Grandma's pies around, No, you don't. But when you've
got an asie and we do not get paid to
say this, I have no idea what's in those pies.
It could be chemicals, they could be filled with lug
nuts or you know, screws, or I have no idea,
but every time I eat one, I enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
It's always a road trip thing, too. Hardware pie.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
It's making me hungry right now because you always find
an East Hardware in a little town. Stop it and
you see the Ace Hardware, And usually I'm on a
road trip, like we're going to Fredericksberg.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
And sometimes it has the owner's first name on this
it's like it's Jimmy's Ace Hardware.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
It's Bills Ace Hardware.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Ace Hardware is where it's at and you know, weirdly,
this conversation is depressing me because it makes me miss
Radio Shack. How cool was radio Shack? Yeah, back in
the day. I'm surprised you remember radio Shack. You're so young, dude.
When I was a teenager, you could go into radio
Shack back in the nineties and you could buy what
was called a tone generator and you'd open up this
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little plastic box and you could replace the crystal in
it with a soldering iron, so it would create a
different frequency of a tone, and then you could play
that into the mouthpiece of something that used to be
called a payphone, and it would simulate the sound of
a quarter being dropped in cool. So you could make
free phone calls with this thing, And I mean it
wasn't free. It would cost you like thirty bucks to
(15:52):
buy the little device in all the.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Parts, but you would only have to make like one
hundred and twenty phone calls for that to pay for it.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
So that's true. Yeah, yeah, that's smart.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Man. My main goal is to blow up and then
act like I don't know nobody
Speaker 3 (16:04):
That Stay tuned for more Waltman Johnson
American military. They have told of six in America right now.
But I gotta be honest, I do enjoy watching the
video of missiles being launched and planes taking off of
aircraft carriers, and that all that BE fifty two stealth
bomber just soaring silently through the sky looking all ominous
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and badass. War videos kind of fun, ain't it.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
It's one of my favorite videos, is that B fifty
two kicking ass and taking names. But you know you're
not supposed to be able to see it. It's like
when you walk into a church. Do you ever go
into like a cowboy church and everyone's got camo on
and the place.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Just looks empty. It looks empty because they're in camo. Right.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I see people wearing camo in the gym, and I
can find them. It's really easy to see them.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Bless you, thank you, thank you, thank you. I think
I'm allergic to the camo. I don't know, probably camel,
or it could be camels. Did you know twenty camels
were disqualified from a camel beauty contest for using Fellers?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Nowhere?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Is that in Minnesota?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
No? No, it's overseas. Oh oh, of course it didn't
matter the winter was still jay Z. It always is
jay Z.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yep, he's like the three time raining campion, undefeated.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
How does he do it? That's pretty impressive. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
You ever noticed what's filler?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
It's like they inject this stuff in your face and
makes your face big and puffy, and that.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Takes the wrinkles out.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
That's the problem with losing too much weight too fast
is women, especially opposed to getting wrinkles, and a little
bit of fat stretches the skin out. So now we're
in a dilemma. It's a real question what to do.
I want to drop weight, but I don't want to
get wrinkles. Boy, I think about it all the time.
(01:39):
I know people lay awake at night. I can't stop thinking.
I can't stop thinking about all those wrinkles. Hey, Billy ed,
what does Bill Clinton say to Hillary after having sex?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Hey, honey, where are you just checking in?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I'll be home in a twenty minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Is the puff? Is the punchline? There?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
It's okay, It's all right. Hey, did you I see
yesterday they unveiled a statue. Law enforcement joined the Texas
Rangers baseball club and unveiling one riot one Ranger statue
at Globe Life Field. The statue was removed from love
Field in twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah, you used to be right out there in front.
When you'd pull up, you'd see that big old ranger
standing there.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Now, when they unveiled it, they had a big old
black cloth over it. At first I thought this was
like a Muslim thing. You know, it's looked like a
giant Muslim woman. But the statue should have been engraved
with a plaque describing how a false global narrative about
a Minneapolis drug junkie career criminal was created by the
gay race communists to take it down. What, well, it's
(02:40):
so confusing. Well, you don't remember twenty twenty, do you?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Oh god? No? Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
In twenty twenty, in the background of this thing called
the pandemic, we had this other thing going on where
every white in America was apologizing just for existing. And
if there was a statue of a cops somewhere, the
white one, right, Yeah, they had to take the cop
statue down. Cops white. By the way, I don't care
for black or mix. You know what they are.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
As soon as you put that uniform on, you turn
white in the eyes of those people.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Dude, what are you talking about? What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
It's not that hard to follow in the eyes of
the liberals, I get what you're saying. Okay, Yeah, they're
all white. Okay, yeah, I'm not sure if you're not
hearing the words or if you're just thinking about something
else while you're listening. No, it was just confusing. You
said all cops are white. Yeah, they turn white. I
mean if they put the uniform on to liberals, duh. Yeah, okay,
all right, because to me, I don't see color billy yet.
(03:34):
What was this pandemic you talked about?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
When was this? Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Back in twenty twenty, the governor of Texas arrested a
hairstylist and a bartender and they went around and if
you open your business, they'd punish you for it, and.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Then they kind of remember something like that. But I
think I blocked it. Yeah, yeah, because you know, nobody
wants to remember that.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
And then if you didn't like him, you can vote
him out of office today. But the only other option
that most people seem to be paying attention to is
this guy that lives in a van down by the river.
He just moved to Texas five minutes ago. He voted
in one election. And he travels around the country the
state of Texas with a saddle bag and a lot
of and he doesn't have a horse.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
He just throws it over his shoulder like a backpack.
It ain't a back and his name's Doc. He puts
Doc in quotation marks. Ask you this.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I know you're against this guy showing up in Texas.
Just come out of nowhere, just gets here and overnight.
You want you Oh you mean the carpetbagging r VA
Park resident.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah, we've had some emails. Oh good addressing that situation. Guys,
I got it. I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
This guy posted his his team posted my home address
on the internet, and then one of his supporters said,
if you see me, you should violently attack me in
the street.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
And this was my punishment.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
This was my punishment for asking why a guy just
moved to Texas and ran for governor it is?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
It really pisses me off. Oh, it's hard to go
to work. You're making a career out of this argument. Yes,
this is gonna be your whole career now right. Yeah, guys,
don't like that guy. A guy endangered my life and
he's running for governor and I you don't like him
because he docked you, as opposed to that he showed
up and is wearing a cowboy hat.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
The whole thing. I don't like any I don't like people.
I don't like dime store cowboys. I don't like people
that put on costumes.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Is it the fact that he's here from another state
and he's running, or is that he's pretending to be
a Texan.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
The whole thing, Yeah, all of it.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
It's it's like, Billy, do you not like the flavor
of guacamole or do you not like the texture?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Exactly? That's how I know this guy.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Is Guacama is from an emailer and he says, what
if Rond de Santas just showed up in Texas and
wanted to run for governor, I would also make fun
of him. Didn't he also wear fake cowboys?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Invited him to.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Come to Texas last governor election because you said he's,
you know, better than the governor we've got, Because all
the governor we've got in Texas does is do whatever
Ron de Santas did three weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, but I don't think I ever asked Ron de
Santis to run for governor at Texas. You wanted him
to be governor? Yeah, I'm sure I didn't know. He's
the governor at Florida.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
She wears cowboy boots, and if you wear cowboy boots
outside of the.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
State of Texas, your your what opposer.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I think what they were making fun of him for
doing was he had little like risers in his lifts.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
He had a try to make him look taller. It's funny.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
You know, my my comedy writing partner has been a
kids to doing.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
That as well. Is that right? Yeah, Jesse? I love Jesse, but.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
It's not short. I don't find well, I don't think
he is either, but my height. He's a regular height. Yeah, yeah, short,
but he wants to be taller. He's a little short.
He's a little bit yeah. Well yeah, maybe because of you.
Maybe it's your fault, it's not mine. There you run
York six foot four, walk up next to him and
pictures and stuff, and then maybe he feels like, oh,
it should be a little taller because Kenny's too tall.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Maybe you should spend your knees a little more.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Being tall isn't always fun because I for two reasons,
number one. I'm not good at basketball or any of
this stuff, so it's not like it's to my advantage.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Why each stuff up on a shelf? Though? Oh for sure?
Like if you're in the grocery store.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
And he wanted the cereal, it's way up at the top,
or you know some can goods you can get that,
but in the top shelf cereal, isn't it usually the
health food?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Billy ed, what do you go?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah, I said, if you wanted that? Yeah, what do
you go up there for? Better than you picking it
for yourself? Is you can walk up down the aisles.
So you see a hot woman who's short compared to
you especially, and you know she's looking up there like,
oh I wish I could reach this can of mushroom
soup or whatever she needs, and you happen to stroll by,
(07:24):
looking all tall and go, may I assist you? And
the next thing you know, you're whoo back in the rack.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Bill, Yeah, you got a home depot and lows a lot, right,
you're more of a home depo, more of a depot.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Loses for girls. Mostly home depot is for men. Have
you ever heard this?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
There's women, there's younger horny women who go to home
depot and they walk around pretending to need help, so
the men will.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Talk to them.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
It will It won't be the people that work at
home depot because they don't help you. You know what
you call an able body guy on the doorstep, whatever
his name is.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson personally think you'll focusing
on the wrong Clinton when you play in them clips
because Hillary miss hilly, uh, she went, she went, but
clerk during part of her testimony, mill Mill's cool.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Mill can remain cool, but Hillary can't do it.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Man.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
You know that's how That's how Bill earned his nickname.
You know, slick click Willie.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
He was slick Friday, wasn't he brouh even when you
could tell he's lying? And I you know, I say
this to the guys Eve when you see his lips moving,
that's a pretty good sign.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
But you still kind of like him, don't you.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I mean, the man said he thought that underage girl
in a tube top was a flight attendant and a masseuse,
but she certainly wasn't.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
There for any illicit behavior.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
That doesn't sound like something a president would say. That
sounds like something I would say.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
As I thought, well, you know, if Kenny told that story,
they would laugh him out of court or actually into jail.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
How did you how did you know this young woman?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Well, she was a flight attendant in a tank top
what and there were like fourteen of them running around
the airplane.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
It's a private jet.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
I don't think you get fourteen flight attendants on a
seven forty seven. Hilary threw an unhinged, hysterical meltdown after
posted someone posted a photo of her testifying on epstein.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Her attorney raised that the photo had been shared with
conservative media and Clinton was visibly irritated.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
We have a little audio of this from the exchange.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Other photos that are being released of the secretary as
she is testifying from inside this room. Can you please
advise me as to whether or not that's permissible and
consistent with the rules, particularly given that we have asked
for public hearing. If there are photos that are being
released of the secretary she is testifying, can you please explain.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
How we've done with this. If you guys are doing that,
I am done. You can pull me a contempt from
now till the cows come home. This is just typical behavior.
Oh for heaven, I say to understand, how about miss hearing?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
We all are abiding by the same rules. Yeah, well
I would like to take a break at this.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Month walking out.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Okay, John, that is the shrillery that we expected to
hear more of.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I cannot find any proof that it was against the
rules to show a photo of what was happening. It
doesn't seem like it was. In fact, they put a
community note on this tweet where we found the video,
and it reads, this video shows her reacting to leaks
by members of the committee in a closed door hearing.
Her reaction is not unprovoked based on the rules of
the testify.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
But they've also got well, obviously they were videoing the
whole thing.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
They just showed us a video.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Why don't you care if some pictures are released of
her testifying when there's video of her testifying, which we're looking.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
At right now, because it gave her an excuse to
get mad in storm out.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
But at this point I have to ask Hillary, what
difference does it make?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Hmm, Yeah, she didn't want to hear that either. Well,
you're right about that. What difference at this point doesn't
mean you know, know, we don't know. Nobody knows, nobody
has a clue. Guys, we do know this though. Apparently
Shia Labouf has been creating quite a bit of ruckus
in New Orleans. He was arrested again. Oh boy, he
was taken into custody by New Orleans Police Department. Shia
(11:21):
Lah boof unit. He says he's afraid of gay people,
and also, from the pictures and videos I've seen of
him over the past.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Month, showers. He's afraid of showers certainly seems that way. Well,
water burns his skin.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
I can't do it. I'm mounting Shilah Boof.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
We did an interview where he said he's afraid of
gay men. At this point, even Kanye West is like, dude,
maybe you should stop talking, you know, yeah, just stop it.
Let's see if he still feels that way the next time.
He needs a florist, hello, or a or a hairdresser.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
The only kind of trans he likes are transformers.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah, I'm sick and tired of Shilah Boof's homophobia spreading
all over New Orleans.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Oh thank you now, I don't have to say it.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
By the way, can I just I want to just
share this with our listeners in New Orleans.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
I've seen on social media.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
You guys are real frustrated with these news stories about
Shia Laboof. It's embarrassing you. I promise you. I promise you.
Outside of New Orleans, most of us don't care. It's
a footnote in the news.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
We're not just It's just curiosity, mildly entertaining.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
That's about it.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
I saw on a blog yesterday some New Orleans political
blogger was saying that this is humiliating the Crescent City.
I'm like, trust me, this isn't what's making New Orleans
look bad. Does the same New Orleans that had LaToya
as mayor right, It's like you can read my mind, Okay,
it's like you know exactly what I think.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Can this say that?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
You're really by the way, Season two of Heated Rivalries
start shooting this summer, much to the disappointment of Shia Laboo. Sure,
it's that gay show about hockey Bill Ye, it's like
a gay I will hear about that's it. It's an HBO.
I've never watched it. I've just heard about it. I've
read that it's like a gay porno. But they're hockey players.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
You know how people are just anxious to correct you
or me or anybody all the time.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Actually, who's getting corrected? Uh?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Me? What for?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
What? What did you say?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Well, they didn't like my answer to the Loew's versus
Home Depot question that you asked Lowe's versus Home Depot.
Actually Low's has more hard to find fasteners and offers
more metal working items. But Ace has got a both
beat with excellent customer service and the hard to find
(13:40):
items usually right there. So no idea who emailed us,
But that was a good old Actually.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I've always been an ACE hardware guy. And and you've
tried the pies there right, Billy?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Oh yeah, I've had the pie.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
The Ace is the place for pie, man, Dad. We
forgot about the pie. We talked about this a while back,
and I still haven't. You know, house of pies or
house of guys is good, but I haven't had hardware pie.
They don't all have it, but some of them have
these frozen pies. There's like peach cobbler, strawberry Rubars got chocolate, Appricot,
(14:16):
they got chocolate. Yeah, they got that chocolate pie is good? Man,
Apple cobbler.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
It's a frozen pie and then you take it home
and you make it yourself in the oven.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Now, if I've brought an apple cobbler home for Ace Hardware,
I know my mama would disown me, because she makes
the best apple cobbler there ever was, except for her mama's,
which was you know Grandma actually even better.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Well, that's the thing is, you don't always have one
at Grandma's pies around, No, you don't. But when you've
got an asie and we do not get paid to
say this, I have no idea what's in those pies.
It could be chemicals, they could be filled with lug
nuts or you know, screws, or I have no idea,
but every time I eat one, I enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
It's always a road trip thing, too. Hardware pie.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
It's making me hungry right now because you always find
an East Hardware in a little town. Stop it and
you see the Ace Hardware, And usually I'm on a
road trip, like we're going to Fredericksberg.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
And sometimes it has the owner's first name on this
it's like it's Jimmy's Ace Hardware.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
It's Bills Ace Hardware.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Ace Hardware is where it's at and you know, weirdly,
this conversation is depressing me because it makes me miss
Radio Shack. How cool was radio Shack? Yeah, back in
the day. I'm surprised you remember radio Shack. You're so young, dude.
When I was a teenager, you could go into radio
Shack back in the nineties and you could buy what
was called a tone generator and you'd open up this
(15:32):
little plastic box and you could replace the crystal in
it with a soldering iron, so it would create a
different frequency of a tone, and then you could play
that into the mouthpiece of something that used to be
called a payphone, and it would simulate the sound of
a quarter being dropped in cool. So you could make
free phone calls with this thing, And I mean it
wasn't free. It would cost you like thirty bucks to
(15:52):
buy the little device in all the.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Parts, but you would only have to make like one
hundred and twenty phone calls for that to pay for it.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
So that's true. Yeah, yeah, that's smart.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Man. My main goal is to blow up and then
act like I don't know nobody
Speaker 3 (16:04):
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