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Speaker 1 (00:00):
There was some new music from the Stones, you see it.
(00:02):
That was a different song, that was like a half
an hour. You were doing the whole album one at
a time. It's not even close to the Stones, And
is it? Why would you think that? I never said
I was. I just played one song earlier. Okay, we
just watched Big One. Was that your favorite off the album?
And that's no more hits? No, we mix it up,
Billy had we keep it fresh around here. We're not
serving beans and rice every meal. We're giving you something different. Now.
(00:25):
I see how they managed to sell that t rex purse.
There's a sucker barn every minute. What do you mean,
good y'all haven't heard about the t rex purse? No,
what did that have to do with what we were
talking about? Because some people aren't as as bright as
other people, and you may have noticed that in your
dealings with humans. I think he's making fun of you,
(00:45):
Billy Ye what yeah, I think he said heard a word,
he said, be honest with me, and he's saying you're not bright?
Is what? What's this about a t rex purse? Well,
you probably wouldn't fall for it, but I think I
know somebody that would a handbag promoted by a museum
and Amsterdam is the first t rex leather product. It
(01:06):
is supposedly lab grown t rex skin. Can I get
it in a pair of boots leather? Well, if you
have the money. The museum in Amsterdam unveiled a handbag
alongside a big skeleton of a t rex to promote
their t rex leather purse. A Polish fashion label designed
(01:31):
the bag, what they call their experimental clothing line. Drew
a lot of attention. I said, this skin, the leather
of that purse is unlike anything we've ever handled before.
It's just it's amazing. What is amazing is that dinosaurs
died out over sixty million years ago, and even though
(01:53):
Jurassic Park was quite a hit, I don't think we've
quite gotten there yet. And it turned out that this
six hundred thousand dollars value perse is chicken skin. Wow, eh,
chicken skin. But it is unlike anything they've ever made
(02:14):
a purse out of before. So it's a Polish dinosaur
skin purse. Yeah. That is extinctly fashionable, extinctly wonderful. Yes,
that's fantastic. Oh my god. It's a new area of
biotechnology creating material similar to leather products, but it's lab grown. Yeah,
(02:39):
like that all that lab grown meat that you're that
you're loving and they're so accustomed to now, Right, if
it was a pterodactyl polish polish clutch, would it be
wings and a warsaw glow? Is that how they would
market it? I think they probably would. It's delightful. Pterodactyl
is that bird right right, But this is a t rex.
It's just different. It doesn't what's your what's your favorite dinosaur?
(03:00):
I mean, everybody likes the veloci raptors now because of
the movie, and I do like the way they hunt
in packs and and you know, triangulate their their prey. Well,
the velociraptor does seem like he's the most interesting, But
then if I had to interact with one in real life,
that seems like it would be terrible. It seems like, yeah,
but I've always been since I was a kid, wait,
(03:20):
before Jurassic Park, I always thought trash Eratops was cool
because he had three horns. I mean, that's just that's
pretty cool, right, And then it turns out it's not
even a meat eater, you know, it's just a herbivore. Right, Yeah,
it didn't. It just horns for protection. There's also that
one looks like a giant armadillo. It's got a club
(03:43):
at the end of its tail. Are you talking about
the Stegosaurus. I don't know, could be. I think I
feel like, at the end of the day, while it
seems cool to have a tea rack velciraptor, decosaurus, no
a stegosaurus, stick stag, stag steak. It sounded very similar.
You guys are getting this all wrong. I think we'd
probably cut a steak off of it, though, I would
(04:04):
if you were gonna have a dinosaur, you would need
a dinosaur that's not gonna eat you. It can't be carnivorous.
Probably the most reasonable thing would be a bronosaurus. It's dumb,
it's big, it's probably not gonna try to eat you,
so it would be easy to control it where you're
gonna keep it. I mean, the thing, you know is
they can just walk right over a fence, you know,
all right, But it would require a lot of room,
(04:26):
like someone with an RV. Yeah, yeah, obviously, if you
have an RV, you can't just live in a high
rise in the city. You've got to have some land
out in the country for that, it'll work. Sure, you
could keep a stegosaurus out in Crimes County. Probably have
to electrify that fence so you know, oh got it,
but he might be able to step right over it. Yeah. Hi,
you gonna have to one of them high properties are
(04:48):
where they got the exotics and stuff. Sure that might work. Well,
maybe you're we're overthinking this because it's so stupid, like
they're not considered to be brilliant creatures. Maybe you can
get one of them invisible fences and it just shocks
it when it gets new. Yeah, just put a big
old collar on that neck. Yeah, that seems easy enough.
I do worry though, you know, putting them out in
the country like that, those what's called brontosauruses pronosaurus is
(05:11):
a big one, right that. You know, their their head's
gonna be like seventy five feet up in the sky.
That is just going to be a tempting target for
you know, redneck kids with their with their first twenty
two rifle, you know what I mean. Look, if somebody's
shooting at your bronosaurus, you have a legal case against
the guys. That's when you turn your veloci raptors loose
(05:31):
on them. Now you're talking, Yeah, as long as they
got the shot collars on them so you can control them.
All right. So the question is which dinosaur would be
the easiest to domesticate? I think that's really what we're asking.
It's probably not going to be a tyrannosaurus. It's probably
not gonna be one of the cool sexy dinosaurs. And
I will tell you this. I lovely the triceratops, like
I said, but I've seen their their mounds of poop.
(05:53):
You remember that girl stuck her arm in it all
the way up to her shoulder. That's right, Yeah, that
was I mean, you got to clean that up every day,
although mama's gonna have a lot of fertilizer for the garden.
I will say that, all right. I asked Ai which
one would be the easiest to domesticate. It's got to
be a small to medium herbivore. And the first one
that pots up is the hydrosaurus. Now, if you don't
(06:15):
remember what that is, it's a duck billed dinosaur. They
were social herd animals with evidence of parental care and
nesting qualities, rapid growth, large clutches of eggs and a
diet of abundant, low quality plants. It would be easy
to keep in your backyard. Nice. No, I don't want
that one that that guy got in his car. Yeah
that all of a sudden, you know, shoots it. It's
(06:38):
like gills out to the side and goes and then
he blasts him in the face with a bunch of
tar looking crap. I don't want that. Was that the
dino nikes?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I bet that's what it was. Yeah, yeah, watch some nikes,
Dino nikes. I guess it'd be cooler to just get
like a motorbike or something, you know what I mean.
You're in those fishing boato'ld be fun too, couldn't shoot
you with poison, That's true. A fishing boat would be nice.
That'd be cool. But it's better to have a friend
with a boat than to have a boat. So think
it's the same way with a dinosaur. It's better to
(07:08):
have a friend with a dinosaur. Like maybe we're on
or something now, Yeah, find a friend with atosaurus. You
get a neighbor with a dinosaur, and then you could
take the kids over and you'll let them play with it.
Or if you owned a lot of land. You could
bring your buddy's brontosaurus over. It could clear out the
brush for you. Oh you ain't lying? Yeah, makes a
lot of sense. That's just smart unless it gets into
the red ain'ts good point and they'll run him off.
(07:29):
Now you're right.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
If you're trans and you get dementia, then do you
just like go back to default settings?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. This week we will see
court appearances from the White House Correspondence dinner, gunman, Charlie
Kirk's assassin, and the guy who killed the United Healthcare CEO. Purportedly,
luis no shortage of news stories pertaining the leftist political violence.
So yeah, isn't that the truth? Do we still have
to pretend both sides are equally bad? I mean, are
(07:57):
there any news stories about right wing dream it's going
nuts to a gun or well, I'm sure they'll make
some up if they have to, just for balance. I mean,
we need that, right, it's important. Austin had some shootings
this weekend, random shootings, they claim, but and teenagers running
around thinking this is video game or something. You know,
(08:18):
you don't get a hit a reset if somebody shoots
you and kills you. Three juveniles arrested in Austin, Texas
this week, and investigators believe they were connected to twelve
random shooting incidents. They love that word, yep. That injured
four people, struck two fire stations, and triggered a shelter
in place order in South Austin. There's pepper and houses
and fire stations. I don't know if they shot up
(08:39):
any churches or not. Probably cars going down the road,
just anything and everything that they could just start plinking plink,
plink blink. Just it's just a fun time, right they
they'd like it if somebody was shooting back at them. No,
I'll bit you. They detained a fifteen year old and
a seventeen year old. What edge was the third suspect? Sixteen?
How appropriate? They're no ongoing threat to the public. They
(09:02):
claim no motivation they've given us so far. Odd that
this happened right before early voting started for the runoffs
in Texas. Maybe it has nothing to do with politics.
Maybe it has to do if they need a job.
Have we heard a lot of the Muslims that act
up or doing that because they have a job. And
(09:25):
the Democrats explained to us, we just you know, put
them to work, keep them busy. They wouldn't have time
for all that malarkey. Yeah, you're correct about that. That
was almost ten years ago. Eleven years ago. I think
that we were told if these Muslims could just find jobs. Now,
the woman who came up with that talking point, I
think was at the time John Kerrey's press secretary, and
(09:50):
then she went on to go work at the White
House Press Corps under Joe Biden. Sure makes perfect sense. Yeah,
and everybody knows it's true. If we could have just
found employment for these guys, we wouldn't be in this mess.
Jobs Forji Hottis.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I am not enjoying my life as suicide bombers as apprentice.
I wish to obtain job with career benefits. But how
yesterday I dropped the head off an infidel. But I
really want to be a heairdresser. If only there was
a way. My husband beats me with a stick whenever
I tell him about my career ambitions being a hand
model for Ivory Soap?
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Are you sick of finding a holy war in the desert?
Want to get off that camel and into a new career?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Are you tired of getting up day after day, only
to be told by your employer that you have to
strap a bomb to your chest and walk into a synagogue.
Then maybe you should try jobs Forji Hottis. Here are
jobs for Gihattis. We go out of our way to
find the job that's best for you, and thanks to
a generous grant from the United States Federal government, we
have all the same modern resources and conveniences as a
(10:54):
normal job agency.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Can you get the idea it couldn't hurt to try.
Come on, let's think outside the box. Charming. That sounds
like one of them, Kamala Harris, No bad ideas group,
Let's all get together and talk about how great our
horrible ideas are. If we say they're not bad ideas,
then they're not. I hate to be Tabbie Downer, but
I feel like a job agency for jahatis is a
(11:19):
bad idea. That's just my taxpayer funds. You. If only
we could get them into fun jobs with a good synergy. Yeah,
they loved using that word. And then those kids will
be too busy or too tired or both to go
out there and shoot up the place at the end
of the day. Obviously obviously they Hey, we've got another
(11:43):
creepy pervert in government. They're accusing Representative Chuck Edwards of
pressuring a young female staff or to take shots and
watch movies with him alone. He's been married for forty
years now, that's all he's accused of doing. And for
the record, now he's a Republican, so they want him
to step well. Of course, another lawmaker, Jim Costa, Democrat
(12:03):
from California, has been accused of making inappropriate advances towards
at least one reportedly a second young female congressional intern.
I agree, if one of these guys got to step down,
the other one should to. Every time we find a
creepy Democrat, we get rid of a creepy Republican vice versa.
That's just fair. Flip a coin and then pick both
heads and tails. Apparently, today a friend of the show
(12:26):
Current Revolt dot COM's Tony Ortiz is going to publish
a story out of Texas politics involving an ex lover
of a Christian Republican candidate turning over text messages of
a gay relationship, a secret gay relationship, someone who's desperate
to become an elected official in Texas running under the
(12:48):
conservative Christian Moniker apparently had gay sex and his gay
lever will be coming forward today. Oh my goodness. Exciting.
It's really exciting him. Does it matter that they were gay,
that they were having sex? Now, if he's an unmarried
Christian man, should he not be having sex of any kind?
And until the Lord has sanctioned as such a union? Dude,
(13:11):
I saw this video this week and I wish I'd
bookmarked it. It was this hip, young cool pastor and
he's in front of all these kids, these eyes like
a youth pastor, and he's wearing Zoomer appareently he's dressed
real trendy, and he's using you zoomer talk and he says, listen, guys,
you just you know Christ has got to be with you.
We got to look up to Christ. He says, I
know that when I'm having gay urges, it's God that
(13:35):
stops me from doing homosexual thing. He had gay urges. Huh,
it's like, dude, in other words, gay. Look, I don't
know how to tell you this. I don't know if
you could pray it gay away. I just don't know
if it works like that. You're attracted to men and
you're man, whether you act on it or not, you
(13:55):
at least admit you're great. Okay, does seem pretty gay?
Out Sidney Sweeney out here in a loose fitting, wet
white T shirt and see if he does anything. Yeah,
I don't get it. I mean maybe if you were
in prison for the rest of your life, sure then
you could. But you're here pass in prison. We're living
(14:17):
in a time when having sex with women has never
been They're just they're It seems like it's very easy
to go out and meet women nowadays. There's a sexual freedom,
liberation of sexuality. Is that well, that's the thing. Yeah,
if you're gay, you're gay. I mean, there's nothing you
could do about that. That's just the way it is.
Since he brought up to Sydney Sweeney, why don't we
(14:39):
spend a little time talking about her planned breast reduction?
Oh woa WHOA get her on the phone. Tell her no,
that's the only reason why she's famous. I don't really
see how that could work out for her. Well, we'll
spend some more time with her breasts when we get
(15:00):
back after the break. And I know you guys have
some other things planned as well. Have you mentioned the
fact that Senator Cassidy is soon to be out of
work in Louisiana. Well, he's not going to be out
of work. He's probably gonna get a big pay raise.
He just won't be an elected official and out of
work as a senator. Sure, yeah, there's no time. I'm
not worried about him at all, Bill Cassid. He's going
(15:20):
to make more money than ever. But I don't worry
about him. I just want him out of the body
that tries to make laws for us. Should well, on
that note, shouldn't there be a law that says, maybe
there is that after you leave public office you can't
become a lobbyist for three years or something like that.
That would be handy. Yeah, you've got to get the
law passed by the lawmakers who all want to pull
(15:43):
the lobbyists when their career is over. Sure, the same
people we would expect to put term limits and themselves
and not to mention stop stock trading are probably also
not going to make it so they can't be lobbyists
after they lose their jobs. We need a group of
private citizens who gets to make laws for the lawmakers.
That's a great idea, And there should even be like
(16:05):
two sections of it, like maybe every steak it's two
of them. Then, but then we limit like into regions,
so that if one group of these law lawmakers we
could call them course, yeah, would be two over zealous.
The other one could restrain them, pull them back, or
we could just make them be subject and obey the
(16:25):
same laws they make us obey. That's time to think about.
I mean, that's crazy talk, I know, but should the
lawmakers have to obey the laws that they make? I
don't think they're going to go for it. They call
them ogs old gangsters, veteran street fighters with lifelong affiliations
to the gangs of Slaughtnin Johnson
There was some new music from the Stones, you see it.
(00:02):
That was a different song, that was like a half
an hour. You were doing the whole album one at
a time. It's not even close to the Stones, And
is it? Why would you think that? I never said
I was. I just played one song earlier. Okay, we
just watched Big One. Was that your favorite off the album?
And that's no more hits? No, we mix it up,
Billy had we keep it fresh around here. We're not
serving beans and rice every meal. We're giving you something different. Now.
(00:25):
I see how they managed to sell that t rex purse.
There's a sucker barn every minute. What do you mean,
good y'all haven't heard about the t rex purse? No,
what did that have to do with what we were
talking about? Because some people aren't as as bright as
other people, and you may have noticed that in your
dealings with humans. I think he's making fun of you,
(00:45):
Billy Ye what yeah, I think he said heard a word,
he said, be honest with me, and he's saying you're not bright?
Is what? What's this about a t rex purse? Well,
you probably wouldn't fall for it, but I think I
know somebody that would a handbag promoted by a museum
and Amsterdam is the first t rex leather product. It
(01:06):
is supposedly lab grown t rex skin. Can I get
it in a pair of boots leather? Well, if you
have the money. The museum in Amsterdam unveiled a handbag
alongside a big skeleton of a t rex to promote
their t rex leather purse. A Polish fashion label designed
(01:31):
the bag, what they call their experimental clothing line. Drew
a lot of attention. I said, this skin, the leather
of that purse is unlike anything we've ever handled before.
It's just it's amazing. What is amazing is that dinosaurs
died out over sixty million years ago, and even though
(01:53):
Jurassic Park was quite a hit, I don't think we've
quite gotten there yet. And it turned out that this
six hundred thousand dollars value perse is chicken skin. Wow, eh,
chicken skin. But it is unlike anything they've ever made
(02:14):
a purse out of before. So it's a Polish dinosaur
skin purse. Yeah. That is extinctly fashionable, extinctly wonderful. Yes,
that's fantastic. Oh my god. It's a new area of
biotechnology creating material similar to leather products, but it's lab grown. Yeah,
(02:39):
like that all that lab grown meat that you're that
you're loving and they're so accustomed to now, Right, if
it was a pterodactyl polish polish clutch, would it be
wings and a warsaw glow? Is that how they would
market it? I think they probably would. It's delightful. Pterodactyl
is that bird right right, But this is a t rex.
It's just different. It doesn't what's your what's your favorite dinosaur?
(03:00):
I mean, everybody likes the veloci raptors now because of
the movie, and I do like the way they hunt
in packs and and you know, triangulate their their prey. Well,
the velociraptor does seem like he's the most interesting, But
then if I had to interact with one in real life,
that seems like it would be terrible. It seems like, yeah,
but I've always been since I was a kid, wait,
(03:20):
before Jurassic Park, I always thought trash Eratops was cool
because he had three horns. I mean, that's just that's
pretty cool, right, And then it turns out it's not
even a meat eater, you know, it's just a herbivore. Right, Yeah,
it didn't. It just horns for protection. There's also that
one looks like a giant armadillo. It's got a club
(03:43):
at the end of its tail. Are you talking about
the Stegosaurus. I don't know, could be. I think I
feel like, at the end of the day, while it
seems cool to have a tea rack velciraptor, decosaurus, no
a stegosaurus, stick stag, stag steak. It sounded very similar.
You guys are getting this all wrong. I think we'd
probably cut a steak off of it, though, I would
(04:04):
if you were gonna have a dinosaur, you would need
a dinosaur that's not gonna eat you. It can't be carnivorous.
Probably the most reasonable thing would be a bronosaurus. It's dumb,
it's big, it's probably not gonna try to eat you,
so it would be easy to control it where you're
gonna keep it. I mean, the thing, you know is
they can just walk right over a fence, you know,
all right, But it would require a lot of room,
(04:26):
like someone with an RV. Yeah, yeah, obviously, if you
have an RV, you can't just live in a high
rise in the city. You've got to have some land
out in the country for that, it'll work. Sure, you
could keep a stegosaurus out in Crimes County. Probably have
to electrify that fence so you know, oh got it,
but he might be able to step right over it. Yeah. Hi,
you gonna have to one of them high properties are
(04:48):
where they got the exotics and stuff. Sure that might work. Well,
maybe you're we're overthinking this because it's so stupid, like
they're not considered to be brilliant creatures. Maybe you can
get one of them invisible fences and it just shocks
it when it gets new. Yeah, just put a big
old collar on that neck. Yeah, that seems easy enough.
I do worry though, you know, putting them out in
the country like that, those what's called brontosauruses pronosaurus is
(05:11):
a big one, right that. You know, their their head's
gonna be like seventy five feet up in the sky.
That is just going to be a tempting target for
you know, redneck kids with their with their first twenty
two rifle, you know what I mean. Look, if somebody's
shooting at your bronosaurus, you have a legal case against
the guys. That's when you turn your veloci raptors loose
(05:31):
on them. Now you're talking, Yeah, as long as they
got the shot collars on them so you can control them.
All right. So the question is which dinosaur would be
the easiest to domesticate? I think that's really what we're asking.
It's probably not going to be a tyrannosaurus. It's probably
not gonna be one of the cool sexy dinosaurs. And
I will tell you this. I lovely the triceratops, like
I said, but I've seen their their mounds of poop.
(05:53):
You remember that girl stuck her arm in it all
the way up to her shoulder. That's right, Yeah, that
was I mean, you got to clean that up every day,
although mama's gonna have a lot of fertilizer for the garden.
I will say that, all right. I asked Ai which
one would be the easiest to domesticate. It's got to
be a small to medium herbivore. And the first one
that pots up is the hydrosaurus. Now, if you don't
(06:15):
remember what that is, it's a duck billed dinosaur. They
were social herd animals with evidence of parental care and
nesting qualities, rapid growth, large clutches of eggs and a
diet of abundant, low quality plants. It would be easy
to keep in your backyard. Nice. No, I don't want
that one that that guy got in his car. Yeah
that all of a sudden, you know, shoots it. It's
(06:38):
like gills out to the side and goes and then
he blasts him in the face with a bunch of
tar looking crap. I don't want that. Was that the
dino nikes?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I bet that's what it was. Yeah, yeah, watch some nikes,
Dino nikes. I guess it'd be cooler to just get
like a motorbike or something, you know what I mean.
You're in those fishing boato'ld be fun too, couldn't shoot
you with poison, That's true. A fishing boat would be nice.
That'd be cool. But it's better to have a friend
with a boat than to have a boat. So think
it's the same way with a dinosaur. It's better to
(07:08):
have a friend with a dinosaur. Like maybe we're on
or something now, Yeah, find a friend with atosaurus. You
get a neighbor with a dinosaur, and then you could
take the kids over and you'll let them play with it.
Or if you owned a lot of land. You could
bring your buddy's brontosaurus over. It could clear out the
brush for you. Oh you ain't lying? Yeah, makes a
lot of sense. That's just smart unless it gets into
the red ain'ts good point and they'll run him off.
(07:29):
Now you're right.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
If you're trans and you get dementia, then do you
just like go back to default settings?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. This week we will see
court appearances from the White House Correspondence dinner, gunman, Charlie
Kirk's assassin, and the guy who killed the United Healthcare CEO. Purportedly,
luis no shortage of news stories pertaining the leftist political violence.
So yeah, isn't that the truth? Do we still have
to pretend both sides are equally bad? I mean, are
(07:57):
there any news stories about right wing dream it's going
nuts to a gun or well, I'm sure they'll make
some up if they have to, just for balance. I mean,
we need that, right, it's important. Austin had some shootings
this weekend, random shootings, they claim, but and teenagers running
around thinking this is video game or something. You know,
(08:18):
you don't get a hit a reset if somebody shoots
you and kills you. Three juveniles arrested in Austin, Texas
this week, and investigators believe they were connected to twelve
random shooting incidents. They love that word, yep. That injured
four people, struck two fire stations, and triggered a shelter
in place order in South Austin. There's pepper and houses
and fire stations. I don't know if they shot up
(08:39):
any churches or not. Probably cars going down the road,
just anything and everything that they could just start plinking plink,
plink blink. Just it's just a fun time, right they
they'd like it if somebody was shooting back at them. No,
I'll bit you. They detained a fifteen year old and
a seventeen year old. What edge was the third suspect? Sixteen?
How appropriate? They're no ongoing threat to the public. They
(09:02):
claim no motivation they've given us so far. Odd that
this happened right before early voting started for the runoffs
in Texas. Maybe it has nothing to do with politics.
Maybe it has to do if they need a job.
Have we heard a lot of the Muslims that act
up or doing that because they have a job. And
(09:25):
the Democrats explained to us, we just you know, put
them to work, keep them busy. They wouldn't have time
for all that malarkey. Yeah, you're correct about that. That
was almost ten years ago. Eleven years ago. I think
that we were told if these Muslims could just find jobs. Now,
the woman who came up with that talking point, I
think was at the time John Kerrey's press secretary, and
(09:50):
then she went on to go work at the White
House Press Corps under Joe Biden. Sure makes perfect sense. Yeah,
and everybody knows it's true. If we could have just
found employment for these guys, we wouldn't be in this mess.
Jobs Forji Hottis.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I am not enjoying my life as suicide bombers as apprentice.
I wish to obtain job with career benefits. But how
yesterday I dropped the head off an infidel. But I
really want to be a heairdresser. If only there was
a way. My husband beats me with a stick whenever
I tell him about my career ambitions being a hand
model for Ivory Soap?
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Are you sick of finding a holy war in the desert?
Want to get off that camel and into a new career?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Are you tired of getting up day after day, only
to be told by your employer that you have to
strap a bomb to your chest and walk into a synagogue.
Then maybe you should try jobs Forji Hottis. Here are
jobs for Gihattis. We go out of our way to
find the job that's best for you, and thanks to
a generous grant from the United States Federal government, we
have all the same modern resources and conveniences as a
(10:54):
normal job agency.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Can you get the idea it couldn't hurt to try.
Come on, let's think outside the box. Charming. That sounds
like one of them, Kamala Harris, No bad ideas group,
Let's all get together and talk about how great our
horrible ideas are. If we say they're not bad ideas,
then they're not. I hate to be Tabbie Downer, but
I feel like a job agency for jahatis is a
(11:19):
bad idea. That's just my taxpayer funds. You. If only
we could get them into fun jobs with a good synergy. Yeah,
they loved using that word. And then those kids will
be too busy or too tired or both to go
out there and shoot up the place at the end
of the day. Obviously obviously they Hey, we've got another
(11:43):
creepy pervert in government. They're accusing Representative Chuck Edwards of
pressuring a young female staff or to take shots and
watch movies with him alone. He's been married for forty
years now, that's all he's accused of doing. And for
the record, now he's a Republican, so they want him
to step well. Of course, another lawmaker, Jim Costa, Democrat
(12:03):
from California, has been accused of making inappropriate advances towards
at least one reportedly a second young female congressional intern.
I agree, if one of these guys got to step down,
the other one should to. Every time we find a
creepy Democrat, we get rid of a creepy Republican vice versa.
That's just fair. Flip a coin and then pick both
heads and tails. Apparently, today a friend of the show
(12:26):
Current Revolt dot COM's Tony Ortiz is going to publish
a story out of Texas politics involving an ex lover
of a Christian Republican candidate turning over text messages of
a gay relationship, a secret gay relationship, someone who's desperate
to become an elected official in Texas running under the
(12:48):
conservative Christian Moniker apparently had gay sex and his gay
lever will be coming forward today. Oh my goodness. Exciting.
It's really exciting him. Does it matter that they were gay,
that they were having sex? Now, if he's an unmarried
Christian man, should he not be having sex of any kind?
And until the Lord has sanctioned as such a union? Dude,
(13:11):
I saw this video this week and I wish I'd
bookmarked it. It was this hip, young cool pastor and
he's in front of all these kids, these eyes like
a youth pastor, and he's wearing Zoomer appareently he's dressed
real trendy, and he's using you zoomer talk and he says, listen, guys,
you just you know Christ has got to be with you.
We got to look up to Christ. He says, I
know that when I'm having gay urges, it's God that
(13:35):
stops me from doing homosexual thing. He had gay urges. Huh,
it's like, dude, in other words, gay. Look, I don't
know how to tell you this. I don't know if
you could pray it gay away. I just don't know
if it works like that. You're attracted to men and
you're man, whether you act on it or not, you
(13:55):
at least admit you're great. Okay, does seem pretty gay?
Out Sidney Sweeney out here in a loose fitting, wet
white T shirt and see if he does anything. Yeah,
I don't get it. I mean maybe if you were
in prison for the rest of your life, sure then
you could. But you're here pass in prison. We're living
(14:17):
in a time when having sex with women has never
been They're just they're It seems like it's very easy
to go out and meet women nowadays. There's a sexual freedom,
liberation of sexuality. Is that well, that's the thing. Yeah,
if you're gay, you're gay. I mean, there's nothing you
could do about that. That's just the way it is.
Since he brought up to Sydney Sweeney, why don't we
(14:39):
spend a little time talking about her planned breast reduction?
Oh woa WHOA get her on the phone. Tell her no,
that's the only reason why she's famous. I don't really
see how that could work out for her. Well, we'll
spend some more time with her breasts when we get
(15:00):
back after the break. And I know you guys have
some other things planned as well. Have you mentioned the
fact that Senator Cassidy is soon to be out of
work in Louisiana. Well, he's not going to be out
of work. He's probably gonna get a big pay raise.
He just won't be an elected official and out of
work as a senator. Sure, yeah, there's no time. I'm
not worried about him at all, Bill Cassid. He's going
(15:20):
to make more money than ever. But I don't worry
about him. I just want him out of the body
that tries to make laws for us. Should well, on
that note, shouldn't there be a law that says, maybe
there is that after you leave public office you can't
become a lobbyist for three years or something like that.
That would be handy. Yeah, you've got to get the
law passed by the lawmakers who all want to pull
(15:43):
the lobbyists when their career is over. Sure, the same
people we would expect to put term limits and themselves
and not to mention stop stock trading are probably also
not going to make it so they can't be lobbyists
after they lose their jobs. We need a group of
private citizens who gets to make laws for the lawmakers.
That's a great idea, And there should even be like
(16:05):
two sections of it, like maybe every steak it's two
of them. Then, but then we limit like into regions,
so that if one group of these law lawmakers we
could call them course, yeah, would be two over zealous.
The other one could restrain them, pull them back, or
we could just make them be subject and obey the
(16:25):
same laws they make us obey. That's time to think about.
I mean, that's crazy talk, I know, but should the
lawmakers have to obey the laws that they make? I
don't think they're going to go for it. They call
them ogs old gangsters, veteran street fighters with lifelong affiliations
to the gangs of Slaughtnin Johnson
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