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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What is going?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I was trying to play Lisa Lisa, the one that
I adore by Poulli Shore.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
No, Lisa Lisa, my culture.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
There is such a bag.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
So I could introduce Pauli Shore for sure right there
in the video sexy. I wanted to play this to
introduce Lisa from Get the Tea dot Com. But this
is a music video. There we go, Oh, how about
how about this? And I'm just, you know, spitballing here.
How about we go? Hey, Lisa from Get the Tea
dot Com is on the phone. Good morning, Lisa. Hang
on a second here. I don't think I ever pulled
up yet. You didn't pull her Okay, Hi Lisa, Well
(00:33):
good morning.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I hear you guys. I mean, you know, I'm thinking
about the dark shower, like, wow, maybe I should think
about it.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
That's something we should try this weekend. Not not together necessarily,
but you know, at our own homes.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Lisa, you never maybe you never told this from that
Back in nineteen ninety one, Polly Short did a song
about you.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
That's so cool.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
I know, right, isn't that neat? I'm so right? That
made me famous.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
You see, when when people hear us talk Delisa Get
the Tea. They know there's a Taser report coming because
it's sponsored by Get the Tete for Taser. But first
we have talked about the May Special. We're only halfway
through May, so I guess the May Special deal is still.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
On, right, Yeah, it's all on. So we have a
Powered Clean Bundle, okay, and I mean, woo, it's gonna
clean you out like you know everything I really sell.
I mean, I have this stuff for heart and diabetes
and digestion, but digestion is the main game for me
because I know that that's our like motherboard. Right. So anyways,
(01:36):
the Power Clean Bundle, it's our fifteen day cleanse, which
is the cleansing in a bottle and the tea. Right.
So it's on sale from fifty seven down to forty five.
And the thing about the fifteen day one h it
is packed like you know power. It has cilium, Yeah, yeah,
(01:57):
it has filium husk, the scana leaf, Cascarasa grada, which
that is all of these are lax in effects, but
it has yeah natural and it has lacto backscylis acidophilis
in it, which is a good back carrier.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Right.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
So the fifteen day clans is in this power bundle.
It's called the Power Clean Bundle. So anyway, that's one
of them. The other one is by one get one
on the Sena te that is my tea, like with
the twelve ingredients that are all wonderful, the Mala leaf,
the blessed thistle, per simmon. I mean, you guys know mine.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I would love to it has testify that I just
finished the fifteen day clans and I don't feel bloated
or sluggish anymore. Makes a huge difference.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I'm so glad to hear that. Wow. Yeah, So anyway,
those are my specials, I mean, and they're always on
the front page. And you guys all know. But the
WT on there.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Absolutely promo code gets you even it's already on sale
and then it's extra savings with our promo code.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Is there anything more American than a bogo? Uh huh No, sir,
there's nothing more American than a bogo. It's the most
American thing next to apple pie and couscous.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I just want to say thank you Lisa and everybody
get the tea for providing me with that that cleansing feeling,
because it is, it's right, it's lovely. Thank you. Thank you, Lisa,
have a good shower. He'll tase you, bro. And now
(03:36):
it's such a wall to jassy.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Did you say you like a bogo? Kenny, I do
like a bogo And the thought of a woman in
the shower. Uh, oh, you gonna love this.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Then what you got You don't even have to buy
the first one, but you get two taser reports for
the priceal one, a double dose of taser. Can we
handle that? We'll see first we go way up north
through rapid city South Dakota. You have a dinner. Sure,
it's really cold up there most of the time. Yeah.
A man was arrested earlier this week. Police had to
be called to an apartment because of a disturbance. When
(04:09):
they got there, a lady answered the door. She seemed sweet,
and she invited them to come in. When she answered
the door, she'd said, oh no, like South Dakota. Yeah.
So they came in, and when when they stepped through
the door, they were immediately accosted by a man standing
in the entryway holding a large rod in his hand.
(04:32):
I do that sometimes? Do you really sure? I mean
a large I probably should have metal rod? And he
was holding up in his hand in a threatening manner.
Police issued multiple, multiple commands for the man to drop
the rod. Apparently he just lifted it over his head
(04:53):
like he was going to go to whacking on him
and did not comply with their encouraging offers of put
that down. So since he didn't put it down refused
to obey, they tasered him and after that, believe it
or not, he started following their commands and was taken
into custody without further incident. Wow, just like that it
(05:15):
he complied, Well, that's why we have to because that's
how it's supposed to work. That's a sharding. Then there's Melbourne,
Australia where they get a little wilder down there. Man
got into a police chase with some of the Melbourne
popo there. They said the Subaru he was driving was
on nothing but rims. It was a lesbian I guess huh,
(05:36):
you know she's so. The car had no tires, just
down to metal on pavement. They spotted the car. Finally
he had to pull over, stopped in a dead end.
Basically he was boxed in, but he still tried to
drive away anyway, crashed the car into several other parked
cars because there's no steering without the tars. Sure, and
(06:00):
he was very combative and obviously needed a good tasering
and so they gave it to him. They dusted him
pretty good there and then they searched his car. They
found and seized a Jerry can. You know what that is,
no go, one of the big military type metal cans
for gas. I guess I do know, I just didn't
always call that. Yeah, yeah, I've got one. They found
(06:21):
a button and pepper spray, a large amount of cash
and drugs, and a taser was also located. The driver
had a taser on him when he got tased by
the police.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Well I think in Australia everybody gets a taser. They
sent it to you in the mail with samples of tide. Now,
the police said they don't think that jerry can of
gas is linked to a string of fire bombing attacks
that have.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Peppered hospitality venues they call them across the area. So
this thirty one year old man was taken to the
hospital first and is under police guard. They're still writing
up the charges on this old boy. It's gonna be
a long list. That's a long list, good lord. But
people just don't act right? Why can't people act right?
(07:10):
I wish they would act right. I know, what, what
are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I'm not gonna do anything about it. I don't even
I've never even been to Australia. I know y'all said
you'll like lighthearted stuff. But this is kind of a
big deal. Texas executed another criminal last night. Guy's name's Busby.
Was his name, Tony Edward Busby.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
But I like Tony. He's a good guy and we
could go into all the stuff that he did. It
caused him to get on death row. But the bigger
story is he was the six hundredth execution in Texas
since the Supreme Court cleared the way blah blah blah
for like in the last fifty years.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Wow, a new record, sort, I guess. So that's exciting.
They do add up, They really do well. Chicago is
adding up new numbers as well. This is actually not
about homicide victims or shooting victims. Surprising, Chicago has lost
a record number of two hundred and fifty ankle monitors
worn by criminals so far this year.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
They if they don't know where the ankle monitors are,
they probably don't know where the guy that's supposed to
be wearing them is either Well, I have a theory
the ankle monitors are in Lake Michigan. However, I don't
think the suspects are there.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Order now for a special treat, when you get my
sugary sweet fun bags, I'm going to include.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
My honkers and my signature hoo ha. Well squeezing my honkers,
put your lips on my hoo ha and let the
party begin.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network, Oh us, Yeah, we're your
favorite morning show.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Hopefully thanks for joining us. Still here, still going strong
after all these years. And frankly, I don't think we're
going anywhere. We talked it over during commercial and nowhere
we're going stuck here. We don't really have anything else
going on. If you'll keep tuning in, we'll keep showing up.
That's actually positive for the show.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
A little news today from Alabama the band No, unfortunately
not the state.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Uh it's I mean not. We love Alabama. This just isn't.
Let me get the first thing I think of when
you say a news from a particular state and you
say whatever state it is, I think redistricting. Is it
about this? Redrawing maps for voters. That'd be a pretty
good guest. No, this had more to do with potential violence. Okay,
not good that it's violence, but good that it's I'm
(09:27):
up to here with redistricting. Oh my god, that's just
so much. Yeah, there is news on that, but we're
not getting into it. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
As I explain the details of this story to you,
because this happened early this week, I want you to
just keep actually asking yourself out louder in your mind.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
I don't care. Why isn't this a national news story? Okay? Uh,
where to start?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Routine dam dive turns up grenade style IEDs lurking.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Under reservoir at a dam in a lake in Alabama.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
During a routine maintenance of a dam like you know,
not not beaver but man made, and it intended to
hold water in read, I got you Southern Alabama. Certainly,
Walton and Johnson Country divers noticed there was something on,
so they went over and they looked at it, and
what they found was an IU D I just I'm
just check it off.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Your paint on, I ed, I ed A little different.
Doesn't go inside a person's body. A literal bomb attached
to the dam if detonated. Do I explain? Okay, So
it wasn't just kind of floating or bobbing around like
it got loose, or it wasn't like somebody threw it
away and it went to the bottom of the lake.
It was attached to the structure of the dam. Now
(10:37):
I think this is a pretty big deal.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
The Mobile Alabama Area Water and Sewer System Crew announced
the Gulf Coast Regional Maritime Response and renders SAFETYAM successfully retrieved.
I guess I'm gonna say it loud because a lot
of people haven't heard.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
This a bomb and I ed a bomb. There's a
Now I know you hear ied and your mind made
imediately go to well, who's really good at making IEDs?
And we hear a lot about that from a certain
group of people who may or want to, you know,
(11:12):
take over America. Okay, but oh, pama, anybody. I'm sure
there's some pretty pretty handy with tools, redneck types in
Alabama that could whoop up an ied if they needed to.
So don't don't start getting all you know, you uppity
about who put it there? Who put it there? All right,
follow me here for a minute. There is a certain
(11:32):
religious group, their religion starts with an M, and I'm
sure we're all thinking the same thing. Those Methodists. Yep.
I was gonna say Mormons, but it could be the
Methodist too. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
The reservoir is federally federally recognized as a critical infrastructure
in the Department of Homeland Security is.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Involved, the FBI is involved. What how hunt and whom?
Did they not mention it in the news? More so
because they didn't want people to be scared? What about
the people that lived downstream? That shouldn't they have been
given the word.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Glad He brought that up because that was my first thought,
and my second thought was this, if I was involved
in this, and maybe I'm just a little paranoid, wouldn't
you be checking every.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Major dam in every corner of the area now that yeah,
why this? Why Mobile Alabama? So are they now? Are
they checking?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I mean I get that Mobile Alabama is pretty important
to the economy and the infrastructure and what you know,
the ins and outs of Alabama.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
But at the same time, on a national level, why
would you choose that damn? Now, it could be a
a group of religious zelops hoping to damage you know,
America's infrastructure. Could be communists, or it could be a
guy says that when they built that damn it ruined
the fishing, because uh kind of you know, familiar with
(12:51):
that idea myself, Bill, Yeah, sometimes they build a dam
when they screw up the fishing down the river.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
So you are always thinking, because when I look at
this international economic terrorism, religious extremists.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
You know the way those forest fires all seemed to start, uh,
and we know some of those were my religious zelo
created that on purpose to damage America.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Okay, while we're looking at alternative theories, may I offer another?
What if, in fact, this has nothing to do with Muslims,
fishermen or the chicoms. What if this is a New
Orleans Marty craw crew that's sick of the people and
mobile saying that they're the real Marti Grass. Now, you
I think you own something right there, and you best
get in touch with the Phibies and let them know
(13:36):
because they ain't thought.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Of that yet. Which could it be? What Zulu? What's
another one? Afrodite? You go for Zulu?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
For No? It's just easy to remember you had me
on your side and then you lost me, all right,
Aphroditi or Zulu go with Rex.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
What's another one? Or Rex is king a carnival, and
then if Mobile is claiming they're king, then Rex would
be the first god suspect.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
What's that other one called crew Bacca or something was
Schowbacca chew bacchus, that's a baccha. Cru Bacca is pretty
good too. What if kru Baca was the alternative Chewbacca
Marty Graw crue They're like, no, we're the real Marty
Graw Crew of Chewbacca. Anyway, it ran out of sure,
it ran out of dumb things to say about this,
but still it's concerning.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
It should be concerning too everybody. Maybe the vision will
get better.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Another weird story we all kind of forgot about as
soon as it happened this week. Remember when it was
announced that the CIA invaded the office at Tulca Gabbard.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
So they said maybe they didn't, but a lot of
people were there and saw it and said, yeah they did,
and Fox News reported on it.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
It's just in John, the CIA just raided Tulsi Gabbard's office.
Agents hold out dozens of boxes files on the jfk
assassination and mk Ultra, the CIA mind control operation which
she was in the process of declassifying. Today's whistle blower
said it during his deposition, and Congress from Anapoli and
(14:59):
Luna confirmed it moments ago.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
The reason why this is troubling is a there was
an executive order that the President had directed the full
declassification of JFK, but then also to the MK ulture files.
The CIA famously has said that, you know, all documents
were released and other documents had been destroyed. So these
are allegedly those documents that apparently never existed.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Dude, she's so pretty Come on, what does that have
to do with anything? That's a good question. Party?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (15:29):
She is?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
He still on the air?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Jesse Waters since this happened, It says here he appeared
on the five yesterday with Janine Piro.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
That can't be right. Why would she have been on
the show? No, I didn't watch yesterday. I judged sometimes, Yeah,
but judge Janine now works at the State Office. She's
not judge anymore, but they still call her that. What
is going on? What is the truth?
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (15:49):
We can't trust anybody on anything anymore. I don't want
to know the truth. Maybe these guys were just trying
to fish like they like they do in the South.
And maybe they was just throwing some you know, some
dynamite into the lake to bring the fish up and
it's stuck to the dam.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Maybe that was it, but it said Ied is there,
let that go? Is there a difference between IED's and dynamite?
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Maybe a little, but somebody had to you know that
you don't improvise dynamite, I guess, but it is an
explosive device.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Oh I learned something else this week speaking of dynamite.
If you compare inner city youth, urban teens to dynamite powder,
you'll really offend people on the internet.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Okay, it's not hard to offend people on the internet.
I mean some people do it for a living and
then some people get offended for a living.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
And I just want to say, if you're one of
the people that's upset about anything we said on the
show this week, be it having to do with the
Senate race, having to do with our predictions about what's
going to happen in Clarksville after that social media influencer
got arrested, or our takes on Annapolina Luna in the CIA,
I just want to say I'm sorry that you're such
(17:04):
a pussy and you can't handle this information in other
people's opinions, Yeah, give them hell kidding. Yeah, I'm just saying,
you know, maybe your parents didn't raise you correctly. I'm
sorry that you're too soft to exist in society, but
remember it's not all their fault. It turns out being
a victim is the best way to get stuff.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Can I get stuff? How could I be a victim
and get stuff?
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Like?
Speaker 5 (17:26):
What?
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Your little too mouthy to be a victim? You're causing victimness. Well,
I don't leave the house without a glocket in my pocket.
Maybe that has something to do with it, you.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
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What is going?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I was trying to play Lisa Lisa, the one that
I adore by Poulli Shore.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
No, Lisa Lisa, my culture.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
There is such a bag.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
So I could introduce Pauli Shore for sure right there
in the video sexy. I wanted to play this to
introduce Lisa from Get the Tea dot Com. But this
is a music video. There we go, Oh, how about
how about this? And I'm just, you know, spitballing here.
How about we go? Hey, Lisa from Get the Tea
dot Com is on the phone. Good morning, Lisa. Hang
on a second here. I don't think I ever pulled
up yet. You didn't pull her Okay, Hi Lisa, Well
(00:33):
good morning.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I hear you guys. I mean, you know, I'm thinking
about the dark shower, like, wow, maybe I should think
about it.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
That's something we should try this weekend. Not not together necessarily,
but you know, at our own homes.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Lisa, you never maybe you never told this from that
Back in nineteen ninety one, Polly Short did a song
about you.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
That's so cool.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
I know, right, isn't that neat? I'm so right? That
made me famous.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
You see, when when people hear us talk Delisa Get
the Tea. They know there's a Taser report coming because
it's sponsored by Get the Tete for Taser. But first
we have talked about the May Special. We're only halfway
through May, so I guess the May Special deal is still.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
On, right, Yeah, it's all on. So we have a
Powered Clean Bundle, okay, and I mean, woo, it's gonna
clean you out like you know everything I really sell.
I mean, I have this stuff for heart and diabetes
and digestion, but digestion is the main game for me
because I know that that's our like motherboard. Right. So anyways,
(01:36):
the Power Clean Bundle, it's our fifteen day cleanse, which
is the cleansing in a bottle and the tea. Right.
So it's on sale from fifty seven down to forty five.
And the thing about the fifteen day one h it
is packed like you know power. It has cilium, Yeah, yeah,
(01:57):
it has filium husk, the scana leaf, Cascarasa grada, which
that is all of these are lax in effects, but
it has yeah natural and it has lacto backscylis acidophilis
in it, which is a good back carrier.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Right.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
So the fifteen day clans is in this power bundle.
It's called the Power Clean Bundle. So anyway, that's one
of them. The other one is by one get one
on the Sena te that is my tea, like with
the twelve ingredients that are all wonderful, the Mala leaf,
the blessed thistle, per simmon. I mean, you guys know mine.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I would love to it has testify that I just
finished the fifteen day clans and I don't feel bloated
or sluggish anymore. Makes a huge difference.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I'm so glad to hear that. Wow. Yeah, So anyway,
those are my specials, I mean, and they're always on
the front page. And you guys all know. But the
WT on there.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Absolutely promo code gets you even it's already on sale
and then it's extra savings with our promo code.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Is there anything more American than a bogo? Uh huh No, sir,
there's nothing more American than a bogo. It's the most
American thing next to apple pie and couscous.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I just want to say thank you Lisa and everybody
get the tea for providing me with that that cleansing feeling,
because it is, it's right, it's lovely. Thank you. Thank you, Lisa,
have a good shower. He'll tase you, bro. And now
(03:36):
it's such a wall to jassy.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Did you say you like a bogo? Kenny, I do
like a bogo And the thought of a woman in
the shower. Uh, oh, you gonna love this.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Then what you got You don't even have to buy
the first one, but you get two taser reports for
the priceal one, a double dose of taser. Can we
handle that? We'll see first we go way up north
through rapid city South Dakota. You have a dinner. Sure,
it's really cold up there most of the time. Yeah.
A man was arrested earlier this week. Police had to
be called to an apartment because of a disturbance. When
(04:09):
they got there, a lady answered the door. She seemed sweet,
and she invited them to come in. When she answered
the door, she'd said, oh no, like South Dakota. Yeah.
So they came in, and when when they stepped through
the door, they were immediately accosted by a man standing
in the entryway holding a large rod in his hand.
(04:32):
I do that sometimes? Do you really sure? I mean
a large I probably should have metal rod? And he
was holding up in his hand in a threatening manner.
Police issued multiple, multiple commands for the man to drop
the rod. Apparently he just lifted it over his head
(04:53):
like he was going to go to whacking on him
and did not comply with their encouraging offers of put
that down. So since he didn't put it down refused
to obey, they tasered him and after that, believe it
or not, he started following their commands and was taken
into custody without further incident. Wow, just like that it
(05:15):
he complied, Well, that's why we have to because that's
how it's supposed to work. That's a sharding. Then there's Melbourne,
Australia where they get a little wilder down there. Man
got into a police chase with some of the Melbourne
popo there. They said the Subaru he was driving was
on nothing but rims. It was a lesbian I guess huh,
(05:36):
you know she's so. The car had no tires, just
down to metal on pavement. They spotted the car. Finally
he had to pull over, stopped in a dead end.
Basically he was boxed in, but he still tried to
drive away anyway, crashed the car into several other parked
cars because there's no steering without the tars. Sure, and
(06:00):
he was very combative and obviously needed a good tasering
and so they gave it to him. They dusted him
pretty good there and then they searched his car. They
found and seized a Jerry can. You know what that is,
no go, one of the big military type metal cans
for gas. I guess I do know, I just didn't
always call that. Yeah, yeah, I've got one. They found
(06:21):
a button and pepper spray, a large amount of cash
and drugs, and a taser was also located. The driver
had a taser on him when he got tased by
the police.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Well I think in Australia everybody gets a taser. They
sent it to you in the mail with samples of tide. Now,
the police said they don't think that jerry can of
gas is linked to a string of fire bombing attacks
that have.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Peppered hospitality venues they call them across the area. So
this thirty one year old man was taken to the
hospital first and is under police guard. They're still writing
up the charges on this old boy. It's gonna be
a long list. That's a long list, good lord. But
people just don't act right? Why can't people act right?
(07:10):
I wish they would act right. I know, what, what
are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I'm not gonna do anything about it. I don't even
I've never even been to Australia. I know y'all said
you'll like lighthearted stuff. But this is kind of a
big deal. Texas executed another criminal last night. Guy's name's Busby.
Was his name, Tony Edward Busby.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
But I like Tony. He's a good guy and we
could go into all the stuff that he did. It
caused him to get on death row. But the bigger
story is he was the six hundredth execution in Texas
since the Supreme Court cleared the way blah blah blah
for like in the last fifty years.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Wow, a new record, sort, I guess. So that's exciting.
They do add up, They really do well. Chicago is
adding up new numbers as well. This is actually not
about homicide victims or shooting victims. Surprising, Chicago has lost
a record number of two hundred and fifty ankle monitors
worn by criminals so far this year.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
They if they don't know where the ankle monitors are,
they probably don't know where the guy that's supposed to
be wearing them is either Well, I have a theory
the ankle monitors are in Lake Michigan. However, I don't
think the suspects are there.
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Speaker 1 (08:44):
Hopefully thanks for joining us. Still here, still going strong
after all these years. And frankly, I don't think we're
going anywhere. We talked it over during commercial and nowhere
we're going stuck here. We don't really have anything else
going on. If you'll keep tuning in, we'll keep showing up.
That's actually positive for the show.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
A little news today from Alabama the band No, unfortunately
not the state.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Uh it's I mean not. We love Alabama. This just isn't.
Let me get the first thing I think of when
you say a news from a particular state and you
say whatever state it is, I think redistricting. Is it
about this? Redrawing maps for voters. That'd be a pretty
good guest. No, this had more to do with potential violence. Okay,
not good that it's violence, but good that it's I'm
(09:27):
up to here with redistricting. Oh my god, that's just
so much. Yeah, there is news on that, but we're
not getting into it. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
As I explain the details of this story to you,
because this happened early this week, I want you to
just keep actually asking yourself out louder in your mind.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
I don't care. Why isn't this a national news story? Okay? Uh,
where to start?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Routine dam dive turns up grenade style IEDs lurking.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Under reservoir at a dam in a lake in Alabama.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
During a routine maintenance of a dam like you know,
not not beaver but man made, and it intended to
hold water in read, I got you Southern Alabama. Certainly,
Walton and Johnson Country divers noticed there was something on,
so they went over and they looked at it, and
what they found was an IU D I just I'm
just check it off.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Your paint on, I ed, I ed A little different.
Doesn't go inside a person's body. A literal bomb attached
to the dam if detonated. Do I explain? Okay, So
it wasn't just kind of floating or bobbing around like
it got loose, or it wasn't like somebody threw it
away and it went to the bottom of the lake.
It was attached to the structure of the dam. Now
(10:37):
I think this is a pretty big deal.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
The Mobile Alabama Area Water and Sewer System Crew announced
the Gulf Coast Regional Maritime Response and renders SAFETYAM successfully retrieved.
I guess I'm gonna say it loud because a lot
of people haven't heard.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
This a bomb and I ed a bomb. There's a
Now I know you hear ied and your mind made
imediately go to well, who's really good at making IEDs?
And we hear a lot about that from a certain
group of people who may or want to, you know,
(11:12):
take over America. Okay, but oh, pama, anybody. I'm sure
there's some pretty pretty handy with tools, redneck types in
Alabama that could whoop up an ied if they needed to.
So don't don't start getting all you know, you uppity
about who put it there? Who put it there? All right,
follow me here for a minute. There is a certain
(11:32):
religious group, their religion starts with an M, and I'm
sure we're all thinking the same thing. Those Methodists. Yep.
I was gonna say Mormons, but it could be the
Methodist too. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
The reservoir is federally federally recognized as a critical infrastructure
in the Department of Homeland Security is.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Involved, the FBI is involved. What how hunt and whom?
Did they not mention it in the news? More so
because they didn't want people to be scared? What about
the people that lived downstream? That shouldn't they have been
given the word.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Glad He brought that up because that was my first thought,
and my second thought was this, if I was involved
in this, and maybe I'm just a little paranoid, wouldn't
you be checking every.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Major dam in every corner of the area now that yeah,
why this? Why Mobile Alabama? So are they now? Are
they checking?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I mean I get that Mobile Alabama is pretty important
to the economy and the infrastructure and what you know,
the ins and outs of Alabama.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
But at the same time, on a national level, why
would you choose that damn? Now, it could be a
a group of religious zelops hoping to damage you know,
America's infrastructure. Could be communists, or it could be a
guy says that when they built that damn it ruined
the fishing, because uh kind of you know, familiar with
(12:51):
that idea myself, Bill, Yeah, sometimes they build a dam
when they screw up the fishing down the river.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
So you are always thinking, because when I look at
this international economic terrorism, religious extremists.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
You know the way those forest fires all seemed to start, uh,
and we know some of those were my religious zelo
created that on purpose to damage America.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Okay, while we're looking at alternative theories, may I offer another?
What if, in fact, this has nothing to do with Muslims,
fishermen or the chicoms. What if this is a New
Orleans Marty craw crew that's sick of the people and
mobile saying that they're the real Marti Grass. Now, you
I think you own something right there, and you best
get in touch with the Phibies and let them know
(13:36):
because they ain't thought.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Of that yet. Which could it be? What Zulu? What's
another one? Afrodite? You go for Zulu?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
For No? It's just easy to remember you had me
on your side and then you lost me, all right,
Aphroditi or Zulu go with Rex.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
What's another one? Or Rex is king a carnival, and
then if Mobile is claiming they're king, then Rex would
be the first god suspect.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
What's that other one called crew Bacca or something was
Schowbacca chew bacchus, that's a baccha. Cru Bacca is pretty
good too. What if kru Baca was the alternative Chewbacca
Marty Graw crue They're like, no, we're the real Marty
Graw Crew of Chewbacca. Anyway, it ran out of sure,
it ran out of dumb things to say about this,
but still it's concerning.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
It should be concerning too everybody. Maybe the vision will
get better.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Another weird story we all kind of forgot about as
soon as it happened this week. Remember when it was
announced that the CIA invaded the office at Tulca Gabbard.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
So they said maybe they didn't, but a lot of
people were there and saw it and said, yeah they did,
and Fox News reported on it.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
It's just in John, the CIA just raided Tulsi Gabbard's office.
Agents hold out dozens of boxes files on the jfk
assassination and mk Ultra, the CIA mind control operation which
she was in the process of declassifying. Today's whistle blower
said it during his deposition, and Congress from Anapoli and
(14:59):
Luna confirmed it moments ago.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
The reason why this is troubling is a there was
an executive order that the President had directed the full
declassification of JFK, but then also to the MK ulture files.
The CIA famously has said that, you know, all documents
were released and other documents had been destroyed. So these
are allegedly those documents that apparently never existed.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Dude, she's so pretty Come on, what does that have
to do with anything? That's a good question. Party?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (15:29):
She is?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
He still on the air?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Jesse Waters since this happened, It says here he appeared
on the five yesterday with Janine Piro.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
That can't be right. Why would she have been on
the show? No, I didn't watch yesterday. I judged sometimes, Yeah,
but judge Janine now works at the State Office. She's
not judge anymore, but they still call her that. What
is going on? What is the truth?
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (15:49):
We can't trust anybody on anything anymore. I don't want
to know the truth. Maybe these guys were just trying
to fish like they like they do in the South.
And maybe they was just throwing some you know, some
dynamite into the lake to bring the fish up and
it's stuck to the dam.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Maybe that was it, but it said Ied is there,
let that go? Is there a difference between IED's and dynamite?
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Maybe a little, but somebody had to you know that
you don't improvise dynamite, I guess, but it is an
explosive device.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Oh I learned something else this week speaking of dynamite.
If you compare inner city youth, urban teens to dynamite powder,
you'll really offend people on the internet.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Okay, it's not hard to offend people on the internet.
I mean some people do it for a living and
then some people get offended for a living.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
And I just want to say, if you're one of
the people that's upset about anything we said on the
show this week, be it having to do with the
Senate race, having to do with our predictions about what's
going to happen in Clarksville after that social media influencer
got arrested, or our takes on Annapolina Luna in the CIA,
I just want to say I'm sorry that you're such
(17:04):
a pussy and you can't handle this information in other
people's opinions, Yeah, give them hell kidding. Yeah, I'm just saying,
you know, maybe your parents didn't raise you correctly. I'm
sorry that you're too soft to exist in society, but
remember it's not all their fault. It turns out being
a victim is the best way to get stuff.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Can I get stuff? How could I be a victim
and get stuff?
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Like?
Speaker 5 (17:26):
What?
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Your little too mouthy to be a victim? You're causing victimness. Well,
I don't leave the house without a glocket in my pocket.
Maybe that has something to do with it, you.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
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