Do Men Need Therapy For Dating Younger Women - FRI 9.2

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And Ardo DiCaprio. They're attacking Bill Belichick, They're attacking Steve Johnson.
I feel attacked by this headline.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Listen to this headline in The Independent from a woman
named Kaitlin Moran. Kaylen Moran makes Kathy Griffin look pretty
by comparison. Oh out, I know, And the headline reads,
men get therapy, not a younger girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
You what?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
That's what it says, get therapy like instead of something
wrong with you if you like younger girls.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
That's what Kayln Moran is suggesting. Now, Believe it or not,
Kayln Moran is not a younger girl.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Oh what a surprise?

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Says a big age gap is not sexy? Leo, you
won't understand her jokes?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Huh what?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
I'm sorry, Kaylin? Do you think women tell jokes that
are funny? That's not why we're dating.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
This should have been she won't understand your jokes?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, Kaitlin, have you never heard a joke before?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
I don't think she has. But this woman has obviously
been spurned by someone she was interested in and dumped,
if you will, perhaps cheated on obviously by taking her
man stolen from her by a younger and clearly a
prettier woman.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I feel like the ten year gap is the perfect amount. Steve,
how much older than you than your woman?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Ten?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, I'm dating a woman that's eleven years my junior
right now, not forty eight.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
You don't think forty eight is the perfect age gap.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
It's almost five times better.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
That's the Bill Belichick way.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
So leave him alone. So wide.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
It must be old DiCaprio. You mentioned him, Yeah, he's
no matter. It's that old story. I believe you might
have seen it in the movie One Time. Great thing
about those high school girls. I keep getting older, but
they all stay the same age.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
They all stay the same age. All right, all right, hey, hey, look,
there's a lot of reasons to hat Leonardo DiCaprio, But
having young, hot girlfriends that never bothered me that he
was doing. Who cares, It's not like it isn't consensual.
Let him date them? Well, obviously, who cares is older,
uglier women. I got a photo of her here on
the screen. Oh I know, man, we could put that

(02:04):
in the kitchen. Scare the roaches out. Yuck. Nobody wants
Caitlin Moran. That's why she's writing these articles. That's exactly
why she's doing it.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Earlier this morning, we got an email about a criminal.
You know, they're kind of stupid, and it was that
door dash guy. And we didn't have a lot of details,
just that he brought a gun and then he didn't
know what to do with it. Now we've got more details.
Fifty nine year old man in Washington State named Robert.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
This is his job.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
He's fifty nine, writing a you know, the sweet spot
of a working man. But he's driving for door Dash.
He delivered an order run about one hundred bucks for
the food, and he didn't get a tip through the system.
He didn't get a cash tip at the door, so
he got pretty angry. He went home, he cogitated on it,

(02:56):
he thought about it a lot, and apparently did some drinking.
And the next morning he got up and took his
gun back to where he delivered the food and he
went to the door there to demand his rightful tip.
You know, tips are mandatory now. It's not just something
you can do if you feel like it. Sometimes, you know,

(03:18):
I like to give extra tip. Do you really sure
they demanded Did you ever retip? If someone drink a
tip and then you thought about it, later, and he thought,
maybe else tip some more.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
You know what is where it finished the story because
I have some real thoughts.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Anyway, Robert's plan was, of course, to intimidate them with
his gun. Nineteen year old girl answered the door and
her fifty five year old father came along. Now, this
guy's fifty nine, the father's fifty five. That seems like
pretty even, Matt. He just lifted his shirt up to

(03:52):
let him know he meant business. And that's when the
father wrestled him, grabbed control of the gun, took it
from him, shoved him all the way down the driveway,
and then threw him to the ground right in front
of his car, told him to get card. Get well,
he did leave. This is where it gets good. Guess

(04:13):
what he did. What would you do?

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (04:16):
I would leave if I had just failed to trying
to rob someone to get an extra tip from my
door dash delivery job and I didn't end up getting
arrested for that. Yeah, I would quil while I was ahead.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
He wouldn't call the cops.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Well, what would how do you call the cops? You
just pulled a gun on someone.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
He called the police, and he told him that he
had been cheated and that he was shoved and beat
up and he kind of left that gun part out
when the cops came. They ended up arresting Robert and
charged him with assault, harassment, driving under the influence. His
blood alcohol level was more than twice the legal limit,

(04:55):
plus a prior conviction for driving under the influence, and
he lost his job.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Wow, who that's probably the best thing that happened to him.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Father daughter probably had a moment of high five and
the you know, just a bonding going on right there.
They didn't explain why they didn't tip. Maybe the system
didn't register it. You know, usually you tip when you
make the order because you're putting it on a card.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Okay, I'm not proud of what I'm about to say,
but believe it or not, I, a single, middle aged
man with no children who has a slightly above average income,
orders a lot of food. You do, and so I
could tell you a lot about how door dash works.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Seems like you used to live with somebody that ordered
a lot of food and you kept chastising her for it,
and now you do the same thing.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Please don't make me tell that story on the air,
because you're wrong about that. No, somebody I used to.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Don't tell it them. I'm making you, I am discouraging it.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Oh my god, I want to tell that story so bad.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Just order back where we were before. You order a
lot of food.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Okay, this isn't what happened to me. Unrelated side quest all. Now,
if somebody ordered the same thing and had it to
live every day and never ate the food, wouldn't that
be a sign I.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Don't think you're telling the right story.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Don't believe me.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
No, tell me about you.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Okay. The door dash app and the uber eats app
and all the other apps basically put the tip in
for you. You can't not tip unless you try to
not tip.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Even if you didn't want to give them a tip,
they will take your tip and insert it for you.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
It paid, But basically it puts a tip in by default.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
I think.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Wow. I bet most people listening know that, right. And
you can choose to give more or less if you.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Want, But no, you don't have more to give.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
I always find you should give a little more. And
here's why I say that. These are people that are
not making a lot of money, and it's their job
to bring you a fretata too. In the morning.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Were they asking for more and more and more?

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Well, yeah, I like it.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
How do you know you don't know the song?

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Now that i've I get it. It was a song
a long time ago. We get it. Mister Kenneth. You're
an old gay. We get it. You're referencing old gay music.
We didn't like it. Okay, Now that being sad, I'm
going to add this to that. Now that I've said
we should be more generous to doordasher doordashers, I want
to make the point that maybe some of the doordashers
don't deserve more. And here's why I say that. Okay,

(07:09):
once in a while, you get a door dash delivery
guy who has three people in the car with him.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
What that all about?

Speaker 1 (07:16):
I know it? Does I do not understand it. Why
are there so many people in the car bringing me
a burger at one am?

Speaker 2 (07:22):
I gotta think if somebody's bringing people with them, the cation,
the casing, the joint is what they doing.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
That's what I think too.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Hell yeah, one of them is going to distract you
at the front door. Other two might run around a
back note or The other question I have is the
say I have a back door? Do you no I
live in a high rise. It doesn't matter. But still,
I mean I have a backdoor. Sure, but I mean, look,
if she asks politely, she can use the back door.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
But otherwise I'm gonna say no. Anyway, where was I
going with it?

Speaker 2 (07:46):
No idea?

Speaker 1 (07:47):
I forgot to. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
You're getting robbed, is what's happened?

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Sounds like getting robbed of the punchline.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
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Speaker 3 (08:23):
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Speaker 1 (08:23):
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Speaker 2 (08:42):
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Speaker 2 (08:48):
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Statler brothers there were, there were Statlers you know. Uh,
no doobies. Yeah, that is really and apparently the Cocaine sisters.
That's not their real last name either. Now that's not true.
I know, shocking, that's that's just silly, crazy.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Story about a California woman, a crazy intruder and no
real arrest here. Apparently, Welcome to California. A naked man
allegedly broke into a woman's home and masturbated while she
slept on her couch. Me, what do you mean? What
does it meant? That's a big word. What that word mean?

(09:28):
Self pleasure? What do you mean he pleasured himself? Huh
he fondled himself. I'm not following you. I don't know
what you want me to do.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Here.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
You vividly describe it. I feel like i'd be violating
and a Cops told her it was Cops told her
it was her fault for leaving the door unlocked.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Oh yeah, if people steal your car, it's because it
was too easy to steal. Uh. If you break into
your house, you should have locked the door bro why
would it probably should have, but it's not making her fault.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
People ask, why does it cost four times more to
rent a U haul and drive from California than it
does to drive from Texas to California.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
And that's why.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yeah, if you want one of the many reasons, if
you want to leave California in a U haul, it'll
cost you ten thousand dollars. If you want to go
to California, it's like two thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Nobody even wants that.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
No, it was dark and early Thursday morning when LPED
officers took this man into custody inside a valley village home,
nude from the waist down. Police say the man entered
his home on at Sego Street to the complete surprise
of the homeowners.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
All of a sudden, I looked up and there was
a man in my dining room ten feet away from me.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Amy spoke with us on the condition that we conceal
her identity.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
She said.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
The man entered through an unlocked back door and stood
near her naked while she was falling asleep on her couch.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
Undressed from the waist down, masturbating and staring at me.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Amy says she screamed, and then grabbed her dog and
phone and ran across the street, hiding in bushes as
she called nine one.

Speaker 6 (11:01):
I just kept watching the house.

Speaker 5 (11:02):
He didn't leave.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Let's cut to the chase. Cops come arrest the guy.
Then they let him go, drop the charges. Did anybody
notice the dog? I bet it's a pretty big dog
right there, and it did nothing. Have you noticed a
lot of the big, scary looking dogs aren't actually that
big and scary. They're just they're just big. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
I guess that's the problem. They pussified dogs like they've
been pussifying me in.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
I know, that's exactly right. I'm kind of surprised they
didn't charge her with a crime for letting.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Luring him in right with an unlocked She didn't protect
her rear entrance and this man took advantage.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
And I always protect your rear entrance. That's my role
for life. Yeah, it's just as important now as it is. Okay.
A trans influencer named Lily Tino Contino. It's a guy
who calls himself Lily has four hundred thousand TikTok followers.
He goes into the women's bathrooms in Disney World and
he photographs himself. He says he's doing it for trans rights.

(11:55):
None of the women in the background have agreed to
be photographed by this creepy, perverted, weird, sick deviant, but
he's doing it for trans people. I don't know how
is this helping.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
There's no explaining mental illness.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Let's say you're on the fence about trans rights. Let's
say you think the Republicans are a little too.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Yeah, they're too one way and the other side is
a little too, but you know, can't we find a
middle ground?

Speaker 1 (12:20):
And then you find out there's a chubby guy with
an Adams Apple who looks like a vomit puked up
some manure's.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Not even really trying that hard to look like a woman,
I mean, not making an effort at all.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
He goes into the women's room and he takes pictures
of himself in the mirror, so you could see all
the women in the background who maybe didn't want to
be photographed in a bathroom. And now you ask yourself,
how do you feel about trans rights?

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Now?

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Are you sympathetic?

Speaker 6 (12:45):
No?

Speaker 1 (12:46):
I hate this guy. If I was on the fence,
I would hate trans people. After learning about this, I
already kind of do. To be honest, what about.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
The women, and there's obviously way more of them than him,
just gang up on him and beat the snow out
of him.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Well, because there's crimes against that, that's against the law.
You can't beat a person up, but you can't have
our guest, I do think it's illegal to go to
it a bathroom and take pictures and post them without
people's consent. I'm sure that's illegal.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Well, I guess the police in LA would just tell
those ladies they should have locked the door.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
You gotta start thinking like a cop right in California
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be back by the way. Huh oh. And here's something
to ponder while we're away for a very brief time,
to just sharpen this all so we come back with
a cutting edge on Monday. Sure, what do you think
would happen if teachers in elementary school or middle school.

(14:03):
Even if teachers secretly started baptizing their students at school, I.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Bet people would be pretty mad at it.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
They didn't tell the parents or ask for permission ahead
of time and tell their kids that it's just, you know,
just between us.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Don't tell anyone I baptized you.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah, we we just baptized you in the name of
the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost, Jesus and Savior.
And what would happen if the kid went home in
one of them, you know, let it slip to their parents,
Oh yeah, I got baptized today. I think the parents
are going to be cool with that.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
No, but the left would expect you to be cool
with the fact that they're doing something to your kids
that you probably don't wan't done.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Let's leave on this work both ways, does it? I
agree with your point. Before we run out of time here,
I just want to salute the cool owls out there.
I have a lot of friends that are els. I
get along with the owls, even some butcher els. This
is a conservative l who likes wearing men's clothing, and
she tells a story about how she was recently misgendered
at a mall by a little girl. Listen to what

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she did.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
Hang on, I was misgendered yesterday a little girl at
the mall. She was maybe five years old, sitting in
a wagon. Kept staring at me, so I made eye
contact and she said, are you a girl or a boy?
Her mom started to go, oh my god, oh, we
accept everyone.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
That's so rude.

Speaker 5 (15:29):
You can't say that, and I laughed and I bent
down on her level and I said, that's okay, it's confusing.
Sometimes I'm a girl. I just really like boys' clothes.
They're pretty comfy. She got all excited and she said
I'm a girl too, and I gave her a high five.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
I said, isn't it so great being a girl?

Speaker 5 (15:47):
I love being a girl. She said, yeah, that's my brother.
He's a brother because he's a boy. So I said,
you're right. Brothers are boys and sisters are girls. Only
boys and girls. If you're born a girl, you're a girl.
I was born a girl. I can almost see the
release of error coming from her mother's body and just

(16:10):
the ultimate sigh of relief that I wasn't gonna be
indoctrinating her child or teaching her child something that maybe
she didn't want her to know.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Dude, did she baptize her afterwards?

Speaker 1 (16:20):
This butch lesbian is cool. I would love to buy
this chick of beer.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
It started with an inaccurate quote though I was misgendered.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Well, she was using their language and then explaining.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Somebody asked her if she was to be misgendered. Somebody
actually has to say, you're a boy.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
She was reeling you in. You thought it was one
of those yeah, but then a.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Media lesbian's lie. Is that what we are to gain
from this?

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Why do gays hate women so much?

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Why John don't forget boys and girls too?

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