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Speaker 1 (00:00):
An all time high for TV ratings, probably because we
promoted it so heavily on Wednesday last week.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yeah, they said people love watching it. Now.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
In other news, next year's Oscars will be hosted by
a giant, floating Garfield balloon.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
What about Underdog? Well, no, Underdog. I didn't see him
this year, did you. I didn't see it. I'm sorry
to have missed it. But Underdog's always been a favorite,
not just of mine, but just in general for American children.
There's no need to fear. Celebrity birthdays are here. Kind
of a superhero in his own right. Robert Irwin, who
(00:37):
was the Crocodile Guy's son Steve Erwin, and he just
won Robert the twenty one year old.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
He just won Dancing with the Stars. Oh so, happy birthday.
That's always a good sign your career is going great.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah it is. You're on Dancing with the Stars twenty one.
Zoe Cravats. That's Lenny and Lisa budaes Child. She's thirty
seven now. Yeah, Sarah Silverman is fifty five. Charlene Tilton
back in the old Dallas days, she's sixty seven. Bette
(01:13):
Middler is eighty, still hanging in there huh. And Lee
Trevino is eighty six. He was in the movie Happy Gilmore.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Bet Middler turning eighty is great here he's now the
wind beneath her wings is a rascal mobility school.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Did you better believe it? Yeah, happy birthday. And not
only did Lee Trevino appear in the movie Happy Gilmore
as a golfer, apparently he also actually played golf for
a little while at some point. Was that true? Right?
How about that? No longer with us? Richard Pryor, comedy genius,
born on this date nineteen forty. He would be eighty five,
(01:49):
but he died in two thousand and five. Lou Rawls
and David Doyle, the guy that played Bosley on the
original Charlie's Angels, also born on this day. Nobody remember aids?
Anybody aids? Anybody?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Apparently gay people have to take a pill so they
don't die from having sex.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
So you've heard of it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, Today is World AIDS Day. No, no, no, it's
cyber Monday.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
You can't know. You can't do more than that. I
don't want to buy any ads on the internet. No,
it's also eat a Red Apple Day. I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
And National Christmas Lights Day, except at my house where
we already did the Christmas lights.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, and in Portland where they just do the lights.
And today in history, he's proudly brought to you. Buy
that'd be a law Tigers, would it not.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Man, Lawtigers dot Com has got it going on. If
you're a motorcycle rider and you don't know to call
one eight hundred law Tigers when you get into a
motorcycle accident, you deserve whatever happens to you.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
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Speaker 1 (02:45):
All right, kids, let's get gay for history. It all
started today in eighteen seventy eight.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
You got anything earlier than that? Oh no, yusey.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Eighteen seventy eight, Alexander Graham Bell showed up at the
White House. President Hayes was hanging out and he was like, hey, Bell,
I got something for you, and was like, what is it? Cocaine?
And he goes, no, it's this box. I call it
a telephone. And President Hayes was like, I'd rather have yeah,
I'd prefer cocaine.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Well course, anyway, that's over there by the back door.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
They didn't have any cocaine, so instead they installed a
telephone at the White House on this day in eighteen
seventy eight. All right, I bet you like this one, Billy,
had you still a Doctor Pepper?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Guy? I like a DP over now and ninsut I
like it. Not the DDP. I don't do the DDP.
That's Lean and her side of the family. Oh God,
what's wrong, mister Kenneth? Do you want to tell him?
Or should I know? He's in it? All right? Today?
In eighteen eighty one, what the hell's going on with
(03:42):
you guys? Now? Then? I know you love a good DP.
You don't need to stop being silly. You're right. Today.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
In eighteen eighty five, Doctor Pepper went on sale for
the first time. All right, enjoy your DP, billiad today.
In nineteen thirteen, Henry Ford's assembly line started rolling out
the cars.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
That was something nobody had ever seen anything like it.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
The assembly line or the automobiles both fascinating today. In
nineteen fifty five, Rosa Parks was jailed for not giving
her per seat on a bus in Montgomery, Alabama.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
To a white man. Don't forget to throw a white
man bought it now. They wanted the sister get a
little white man but remember that she wasn't the only one.
That's the weird thing about this day in history is
that they just kind of rows of Parks took it
to that next level. Right.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
The original Rosa Parks was cauught At Calvin, a fifteen
year old girl who was the first person arrested for
refusing to give up her bus seat in Montgomery, nine
months before Rosa Parks. Colvin's refusal to stand, along with
three other women's in the case of Browder versus Gail,
ultimately helped end bus segregation. Okay, then, and she is
often overshadowed by Rosa Parks, parbatly because civil rights leaders
(04:50):
thought a teenager would not be a suitable figurehead for
the movement.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah, so they waited, give it some time, we'll get
another one. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Rosa Parks was kind of like the governor of her time,
you know, just whatever Dissantis did a few months ago.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Now, I got it this day in history, But I
don't know if it's in line with jewels or nada.
You got to keep them in order or something. My
next one's fifty nine, what about you? Oh? I got nineties,
all right?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Hang on nineteen fifty nine Mattel filed for the patent
for this new doll. It was called Barbie. And they said,
we're going to sell it to lonely men. And they
said that won't work, and they said, all right, what
about little girls? They said, fine, put it for sale.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
On the same day that that happened, twelve nations, the
usn USSR among them, agreed to make Antarctica a military
free continent.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Is that still going on? I think so.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
You can't have war in Antarctica. But weirdly, Metallica did
have a concert there once. Yeah, they are the only
rock band who have performed in all seven continents.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
About that today, nineteen ninety.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
French president and British workers shook hands as the Channel tunnel,
the chunnel connected the chunnel.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
That was just nineteen ninety Yeah, what do you got?
Nineteen ninety four, okay, ninety four, While still in the
hospital recovering from a East Coast inflicted gunshot wound, Tupac
was convicted on charges of sexually abusing a fan in
his hotel room. It wasn't much of a fan if
they filed charges against a man later, guess what happened?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Look, I'm not trying to blame anybody here, but you
do kind of wonder why somebody would go to the
what they'd do in the hotel room, you know, like
in this same thing Evan to Louis c K. They said,
these women went to his hotel room, and when they
got to his hotel room, he consentially asked them if
he could do something.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
He didn't even touch him, No, he touched himself.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
And then he got canceled, and then he got uncanceled
after people realized he who really cares?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Who cares? Still today? And let's see, I got one
here today.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
In nineteen ninety nine, Russia's Duma finally voted to make
it illegal to eat your pets.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Huh, well, some places, some countries will still. You know,
China's got a big festival every year they do for
eating dogs. Korea too, Oh yeah, yeah, I think the
only one.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
And on this day in two thousand and one, the
final flight of TWA landed in Saint Louis. Okay, yeah,
And they were like, boys, Saint Louis, that's a terrible
place for us to end our trip at. Can we
fly somewhere else? And they said, nope, it's over. Yeah,
fan's world. All right, kids, how was your Thanksgiving? Did
dinner with the family go?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Well? What is what we're asking today? And here's an
answer to that? And now of family's thoughts during Thanksgiving dinner?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Why does Aunt Dn put raisins in the string beans?
She knows we all hate raisins? Does she hate us?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Old Milwaukee? I should have brought my own beer. Oh
feels like forever since I played a video game.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Why can't Uncle Dave stop saying bad? Bunny is a
stupid name for a singer.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
It is, I know someone with a real name. They
should have to the super Bowl halftime show? Neil Diamond. Yeah,
I wanted a Spanish halftime show. I'd turn on Telemundo.
Looks like a new record for me getting my buzz on.
And that was a family's thoughts during Thanksgiving dinner. And
now you may hear Kinney curse a little wow. Hopefully
(08:10):
he'll control himself. All right, I can contain myself what happened?
As you may know, Mariah Carey has recorded hundreds of songs. Okay,
one is enough across her career, but she could have
retired comfortably if she had only released one song in
her entire lifetime. According to the economist, Mariah Carey makes
(08:33):
a little over two and a half million dollars in
royalties every year just from the one song All I
Want for Christmas is You.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I can't believe I remember this. I think it's just
because I hate her so much. But last year, didn't
we see a report that said she makes a half
a million dollars a year off the song? How did
it go up so much in one year?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Is how? It's two and a half to three million dollars.
You're not questioning the economist, are you? I am?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Actually, isn't that a liberal economic news? She's not the
only one, by the way. The song was co written
by a Russian Brazilian music producer named Walter A.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Funasz.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Walter Yeah, I got It did a lot of work
on the songs with Mariah back in the nineties, and
he has a net worth of over one hundred million dollars.
He gets the royalties too, in that special one hundred
million dollars for writing the worst song ever written. The
number one hit on the Billboard Hot one hundred first
time in twenty nineteen, and its returned to be number
(09:37):
one every year At the end of the year for
six straight years and again this year.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
And when you play it backwards, Satan talks to you.
I hear you guys lift, Maybe you should lift a
book Wen and Johnson show. We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
All right, kiddos. For those of you that I've been
keeping track here, Powerball is big right now, seven hundred
forty million dollars after no weekend grand prize winner all right, Dan,
no ticket matched all six numbers, and Saturdays drawing as
Florida player won one million dollar prize.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, that's jump change compared to the big money. Yeah,
you could have seven hundred million, but you got one million.
I bet that person's miserable right now.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Imagine all the Christmas gifts you could have bought if
you had just one cyber Monday.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Monday Monday. It's like Black Friday, only more cybery. With
high powered Wi Fi scrolling, clicking, shopping saving economy injecting
power fill your shopping basket with an endless supply of
crap you wouldn't normally buy, but because you can get
up to seventy percent off and free delivery, you'll purchase
practically anything. Don't miss the online deals in Steel Cyber Monday.
(10:48):
Monday Monday, bring your credit hard.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Like most people didn't stop online on Friday. I saw
this move.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I saw this video over the weekend of The Mamas
and the Papas. Years ago on a TV show, Who's
the one that's not the big one?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
The other check? What was her name? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
They were told to lip sync during a TV performance
and they didn't want to do it, so she just
stood on stage eating a banana, and I remember thinking
that was hilario.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
That was a very funny thing to do. Did she
eat it? Well, see, you're making this dirty. I don't
know why you got to do that. Well, how can
you not? Yeah, no, you're right, it is. It's true.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I mean, for comedy purposes, eating a banana is one
of the funniest fruits you can eat.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I don't know why. I don't know why that is.
What is pomegranate? Pomegranate not is funny. I don't think
saying it can be though. Did you eat some pomegranate?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I did not, But you're right, pomegranate is a funny word.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
That's true. In the latest episode of The Kadashians, which
I assume most of you did not see her doctor
has diagnosed her with low brain activity. I thought you
were going to say retardation, but kind of the same thing.
Says he sees a series of holes in her scan.
It's great, we've all seen that. Yeah, I think she
does have a lot of holes. You can see her
(12:04):
frontal lobe is less active than it should be. Apparently
not that big a deal. He did say that these
holes impact her ability to handle stress. It could be
a problem for her in her world. If you're wondering
what kind of hardships Kim is dealing with on a
daily basis, there is the year's long effort to become
(12:26):
a lawyer, which hasn't really officially worked out that great
yet they're not doing that good all the business adventures
that she and all the family are in, as well
as having to deal with an ex named Kanye who
probably has some low frontal brain activity going on for
himself as well. M I don't know why that's a surprise.
How many celebrities can you name that show a lot
(12:48):
of high brain activity in general? I mean, I guess
I could probably think of one or two.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
But Brian May, Queen guitarist didn't he astrophysicist he is.
I'm trying to think of another one, someone that's really smarties.
So Kelsey Grammar seems like a bright guy.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
He does seem that way. Yeah, but maybe that's a character.
Maybe it's a character, right exactly. Oh, speaking of characters
on TV, I haven't watched the latest Landman yet from
last night, but I planned to get to that real soon.
But I was reminded of Bill about Thornton's character's daughter
when I was reading this story. You've seen the daughter,
maybe you haven't yet doing her her cheers since she
(13:26):
was accepted to Texas well TCU in Texas. Yeah, and
you know she's like, what is she twenty years old?
Maybe something like that, right, and she's out there doing
her cheers for her school and all. Well, this story
reminded me of her a little bit because here's a
picture of Lane Kiffin's daughter. Uh huh, cute, pretty little blonde,
(13:49):
very blonde, just like the one in the TV show.
Looks like some some rich guy's daughter, right her. Well,
he's rich Lane Kiffin. Lee Kiffin has been in the
news a lot because he just took the job at LSU.
I don't know if you've heard that or not. Well,
his daughter Landry, the prittyttle blonde girl here is or
(14:10):
maybe was, I'm not sure, a student at Ole Miss.
She was dating and still is, as far as I
can tell, a football player for LSU. Imagine that. Well,
now dad is going to be her boyfriend's boss. Oh
that's great, basically it. And is she going to stay
at Old Miss now because everybody hates the name Kiffin
(14:35):
because of what he did, leaving them in the middle
of a very exciting season. Apparently, well, not in the middle, but.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Well, it's gonna be hard to cheat on her boyfriend
if she goes to his college.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
That's true. So how's his family, the kids that are
you know, staying put at the college going to be
received by the the other you know kids at the school,
because I don't think they like dad much anymore. Yeah,
it's it's an interesting question.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I gotta tell you, Hey, can we take a trip
while we're in Louisiana? In't there isn't there another state
funded institution over there that gets a lot of attention, such.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
As, Hello, you have a collect call from the Louisiana
State Prison to accept charges, press one to deny please
hang up.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
All right, we now take you to Angola Prison where
apparently they just did a I don't have mixed feelings
about this. So Louisiana prison had a father daughter dance.
They got all the dads together, never met their daughters before,
they got some chick pregnant right before they were sent
away to the Louisiana's largest maximum security prison.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
It's only for people who've never met their daughter.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Well, in the article they have in CBS News, they
make it sound like a lot of these men had
never spent any time with or met their daughters before.
I gotta think that's a little hyperbole, but you know,
I'm sure some of them never had, guess, and so
they had this big fancy daddy daughter dance for you know,
you get the idea right. The event was put on
by an event called God behind Bars, which makes me
(16:06):
think it didn't require any taxpayer money to organize the event.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
And it was exactly what you think it would be.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
All the guys were wearing tuxedos, the little girls had
pretty dresses on, Like, can we pull the room real quick?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
What do you guys? What do you think of this?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Are they rewarding the men or are they just doing
something for the daughters because their dads are such pos's.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yeah, I don't. I just well, I don't understand how
that's gonna work out. So well they did. They they
let all the daughters in without strip searching them. Interesting question.
I don't know. I mean, that's the one thing I
think of. If I'm going to go to prison and
visit my dad, aren't they going to be worried if
I you know, what is it the prison wallet? What
if I hid something somewhere on my body? Is it
(16:48):
is a concern? Yeah, exactly. Dinnika, do you want your
daughter strip searched to get in to see you?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
You don't want to bring in a shank into the prison? Well,
you know, I guess to just play white Devil's advocate here.
They've got metal detectors and X ray machines.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
And stuff like that, right, that's what they got. But
they still do strip searches in prison. Yeah, they do.
Be somebody somewhere enjoys it. Maybe because they like to it.
I don't know. It'll be a good reason not to
go to prison, would be my take. I'd recommend not
doing that.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
If you don't like the inner anal cavity search. Maybe
just don't break the law or go to a prison,
you know.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Then well sometimes they don't actually you know, look like
dive up in there, but they will have you spread them,
bend over and cough. And if you if you call,
you know, anything that might be in there gonna come
flying out right. Not good?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Well that sounds worse. Well what happens in your community
when you guys do it? Mister connot the same thing?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Or I'm sorry, Well, why are you looking at me
like I'm having trouble picking you up? I'm losing you,
I'm losing your signal? Hello, can you hear me? Hear me?
I think it's a fair question. Don't act like I'm
the bad guy. Hang up on that call. You're the
one that does that. Right.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
In the meantime, Thanksgiving was Thursday. Throw out your leftovers
days with Saturday. Oh well there's your answer to that.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Oh right, Yeah, you're gonna throw leftovers out on Saturday.
I don't think so. They're just getting good by then.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
According to this report, technically today is the last day
eat you're Thanksgiving leftovers. Most food can last four days
in the fridge. After that, it makes you sick.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
I wouldn't go past today if I were you.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Well, you know, unless you like getting I mean, it's
a great way to lose weight. You will get a
little salmonella.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Or you ain't lying, and you probably pucked on a
few pounds over the last week or so. So yeah,
keep eating it until it takes care of the problem. Yeah. Oh,
I'm pretty sure the turkey's through. It's turning blue. Don't
want to kid in another case of salda. I think
the pumpkin pies. Okay for one more day, I better
read it there rocket sunda.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Hmm.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yeah. You don't eat the slippery turkey, Okay, no, never
unless you want to and then do it. You know
that my slippery if you wipe it off with Mama's
couptile yeah, man up, that'd be my advice. You know,
why didn't you think I'd have Mama mad at you
and you're gonna be running to the bathroom. Yeah, just
don't steal my coffee, mug, you bastard. If a chick
sleeps with ten dudes, she's a slut. But when a
(19:10):
guy does it, he is gay. He's definitely gay. Walton
and Johnson Radio network
An all time high for TV ratings, probably because we
promoted it so heavily on Wednesday last week.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yeah, they said people love watching it. Now.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
In other news, next year's Oscars will be hosted by
a giant, floating Garfield balloon.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
What about Underdog? Well, no, Underdog. I didn't see him
this year, did you. I didn't see it. I'm sorry
to have missed it. But Underdog's always been a favorite,
not just of mine, but just in general for American children.
There's no need to fear. Celebrity birthdays are here. Kind
of a superhero in his own right. Robert Irwin, who
(00:37):
was the Crocodile Guy's son Steve Erwin, and he just
won Robert the twenty one year old.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
He just won Dancing with the Stars. Oh so, happy birthday.
That's always a good sign your career is going great.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah it is. You're on Dancing with the Stars twenty one.
Zoe Cravats. That's Lenny and Lisa budaes Child. She's thirty
seven now. Yeah, Sarah Silverman is fifty five. Charlene Tilton
back in the old Dallas days, she's sixty seven. Bette
(01:13):
Middler is eighty, still hanging in there huh. And Lee
Trevino is eighty six. He was in the movie Happy Gilmore.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Bet Middler turning eighty is great here he's now the
wind beneath her wings is a rascal mobility school.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Did you better believe it? Yeah, happy birthday. And not
only did Lee Trevino appear in the movie Happy Gilmore
as a golfer, apparently he also actually played golf for
a little while at some point. Was that true? Right?
How about that? No longer with us? Richard Pryor, comedy genius,
born on this date nineteen forty. He would be eighty five,
(01:49):
but he died in two thousand and five. Lou Rawls
and David Doyle, the guy that played Bosley on the
original Charlie's Angels, also born on this day. Nobody remember aids?
Anybody aids? Anybody?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Apparently gay people have to take a pill so they
don't die from having sex.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
So you've heard of it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, Today is World AIDS Day. No, no, no, it's
cyber Monday.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
You can't know. You can't do more than that. I
don't want to buy any ads on the internet. No,
it's also eat a Red Apple Day. I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
And National Christmas Lights Day, except at my house where
we already did the Christmas lights.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, and in Portland where they just do the lights.
And today in history, he's proudly brought to you. Buy
that'd be a law Tigers, would it not.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Man, Lawtigers dot Com has got it going on. If
you're a motorcycle rider and you don't know to call
one eight hundred law Tigers when you get into a
motorcycle accident, you deserve whatever happens to you.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
But now you know law Tigers is on your side.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
All right, kids, let's get gay for history. It all
started today in eighteen seventy eight.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
You got anything earlier than that? Oh no, yusey.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Eighteen seventy eight, Alexander Graham Bell showed up at the
White House. President Hayes was hanging out and he was like, hey, Bell,
I got something for you, and was like, what is it? Cocaine?
And he goes, no, it's this box. I call it
a telephone. And President Hayes was like, I'd rather have yeah,
I'd prefer cocaine.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Well course, anyway, that's over there by the back door.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
They didn't have any cocaine, so instead they installed a
telephone at the White House on this day in eighteen
seventy eight. All right, I bet you like this one, Billy,
had you still a Doctor Pepper?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Guy? I like a DP over now and ninsut I
like it. Not the DDP. I don't do the DDP.
That's Lean and her side of the family. Oh God,
what's wrong, mister Kenneth? Do you want to tell him?
Or should I know? He's in it? All right? Today?
In eighteen eighty one, what the hell's going on with
(03:42):
you guys? Now? Then? I know you love a good DP.
You don't need to stop being silly. You're right. Today.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
In eighteen eighty five, Doctor Pepper went on sale for
the first time. All right, enjoy your DP, billiad today.
In nineteen thirteen, Henry Ford's assembly line started rolling out
the cars.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
That was something nobody had ever seen anything like it.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
The assembly line or the automobiles both fascinating today. In
nineteen fifty five, Rosa Parks was jailed for not giving
her per seat on a bus in Montgomery, Alabama.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
To a white man. Don't forget to throw a white
man bought it now. They wanted the sister get a
little white man but remember that she wasn't the only one.
That's the weird thing about this day in history is
that they just kind of rows of Parks took it
to that next level. Right.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
The original Rosa Parks was cauught At Calvin, a fifteen
year old girl who was the first person arrested for
refusing to give up her bus seat in Montgomery, nine
months before Rosa Parks. Colvin's refusal to stand, along with
three other women's in the case of Browder versus Gail,
ultimately helped end bus segregation. Okay, then, and she is
often overshadowed by Rosa Parks, parbatly because civil rights leaders
(04:50):
thought a teenager would not be a suitable figurehead for
the movement.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah, so they waited, give it some time, we'll get
another one. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Rosa Parks was kind of like the governor of her time,
you know, just whatever Dissantis did a few months ago.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Now, I got it this day in history, But I
don't know if it's in line with jewels or nada.
You got to keep them in order or something. My
next one's fifty nine, what about you? Oh? I got nineties,
all right?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Hang on nineteen fifty nine Mattel filed for the patent
for this new doll. It was called Barbie. And they said,
we're going to sell it to lonely men. And they
said that won't work, and they said, all right, what
about little girls? They said, fine, put it for sale.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
On the same day that that happened, twelve nations, the
usn USSR among them, agreed to make Antarctica a military
free continent.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Is that still going on? I think so.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
You can't have war in Antarctica. But weirdly, Metallica did
have a concert there once. Yeah, they are the only
rock band who have performed in all seven continents.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
About that today, nineteen ninety.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
French president and British workers shook hands as the Channel tunnel,
the chunnel connected the chunnel.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
That was just nineteen ninety Yeah, what do you got?
Nineteen ninety four, okay, ninety four, While still in the
hospital recovering from a East Coast inflicted gunshot wound, Tupac
was convicted on charges of sexually abusing a fan in
his hotel room. It wasn't much of a fan if
they filed charges against a man later, guess what happened?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Look, I'm not trying to blame anybody here, but you
do kind of wonder why somebody would go to the
what they'd do in the hotel room, you know, like
in this same thing Evan to Louis c K. They said,
these women went to his hotel room, and when they
got to his hotel room, he consentially asked them if
he could do something.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
He didn't even touch him, No, he touched himself.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
And then he got canceled, and then he got uncanceled
after people realized he who really cares?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Who cares? Still today? And let's see, I got one
here today.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
In nineteen ninety nine, Russia's Duma finally voted to make
it illegal to eat your pets.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Huh, well, some places, some countries will still. You know,
China's got a big festival every year they do for
eating dogs. Korea too, Oh yeah, yeah, I think the
only one.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
And on this day in two thousand and one, the
final flight of TWA landed in Saint Louis. Okay, yeah,
And they were like, boys, Saint Louis, that's a terrible
place for us to end our trip at. Can we
fly somewhere else? And they said, nope, it's over. Yeah,
fan's world. All right, kids, how was your Thanksgiving? Did
dinner with the family go?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Well? What is what we're asking today? And here's an
answer to that? And now of family's thoughts during Thanksgiving dinner?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Why does Aunt Dn put raisins in the string beans?
She knows we all hate raisins? Does she hate us?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Old Milwaukee? I should have brought my own beer. Oh
feels like forever since I played a video game.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Why can't Uncle Dave stop saying bad? Bunny is a
stupid name for a singer.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
It is, I know someone with a real name. They
should have to the super Bowl halftime show? Neil Diamond. Yeah,
I wanted a Spanish halftime show. I'd turn on Telemundo.
Looks like a new record for me getting my buzz on.
And that was a family's thoughts during Thanksgiving dinner. And
now you may hear Kinney curse a little wow. Hopefully
(08:10):
he'll control himself. All right, I can contain myself what happened?
As you may know, Mariah Carey has recorded hundreds of songs. Okay,
one is enough across her career, but she could have
retired comfortably if she had only released one song in
her entire lifetime. According to the economist, Mariah Carey makes
(08:33):
a little over two and a half million dollars in
royalties every year just from the one song All I
Want for Christmas is You.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I can't believe I remember this. I think it's just
because I hate her so much. But last year, didn't
we see a report that said she makes a half
a million dollars a year off the song? How did
it go up so much in one year?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Is how? It's two and a half to three million dollars.
You're not questioning the economist, are you? I am?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Actually, isn't that a liberal economic news? She's not the
only one, by the way. The song was co written
by a Russian Brazilian music producer named Walter A.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Funasz.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Walter Yeah, I got It did a lot of work
on the songs with Mariah back in the nineties, and
he has a net worth of over one hundred million dollars.
He gets the royalties too, in that special one hundred
million dollars for writing the worst song ever written. The
number one hit on the Billboard Hot one hundred first
time in twenty nineteen, and its returned to be number
(09:37):
one every year At the end of the year for
six straight years and again this year.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
And when you play it backwards, Satan talks to you.
I hear you guys lift, Maybe you should lift a
book Wen and Johnson show. We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
All right, kiddos. For those of you that I've been
keeping track here, Powerball is big right now, seven hundred
forty million dollars after no weekend grand prize winner all right, Dan,
no ticket matched all six numbers, and Saturdays drawing as
Florida player won one million dollar prize.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, that's jump change compared to the big money. Yeah,
you could have seven hundred million, but you got one million.
I bet that person's miserable right now.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Imagine all the Christmas gifts you could have bought if
you had just one cyber Monday.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Monday Monday. It's like Black Friday, only more cybery. With
high powered Wi Fi scrolling, clicking, shopping saving economy injecting
power fill your shopping basket with an endless supply of
crap you wouldn't normally buy, but because you can get
up to seventy percent off and free delivery, you'll purchase
practically anything. Don't miss the online deals in Steel Cyber Monday.
(10:48):
Monday Monday, bring your credit hard.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Like most people didn't stop online on Friday. I saw
this move.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I saw this video over the weekend of The Mamas
and the Papas. Years ago on a TV show, Who's
the one that's not the big one?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
The other check? What was her name? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
They were told to lip sync during a TV performance
and they didn't want to do it, so she just
stood on stage eating a banana, and I remember thinking
that was hilario.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
That was a very funny thing to do. Did she
eat it? Well, see, you're making this dirty. I don't
know why you got to do that. Well, how can
you not? Yeah, no, you're right, it is. It's true.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I mean, for comedy purposes, eating a banana is one
of the funniest fruits you can eat.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I don't know why. I don't know why that is.
What is pomegranate? Pomegranate not is funny. I don't think
saying it can be though. Did you eat some pomegranate?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I did not, But you're right, pomegranate is a funny word.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
That's true. In the latest episode of The Kadashians, which
I assume most of you did not see her doctor
has diagnosed her with low brain activity. I thought you
were going to say retardation, but kind of the same thing.
Says he sees a series of holes in her scan.
It's great, we've all seen that. Yeah, I think she
does have a lot of holes. You can see her
(12:04):
frontal lobe is less active than it should be. Apparently
not that big a deal. He did say that these
holes impact her ability to handle stress. It could be
a problem for her in her world. If you're wondering
what kind of hardships Kim is dealing with on a
daily basis, there is the year's long effort to become
(12:26):
a lawyer, which hasn't really officially worked out that great
yet they're not doing that good all the business adventures
that she and all the family are in, as well
as having to deal with an ex named Kanye who
probably has some low frontal brain activity going on for
himself as well. M I don't know why that's a surprise.
How many celebrities can you name that show a lot
(12:48):
of high brain activity in general? I mean, I guess
I could probably think of one or two.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
But Brian May, Queen guitarist didn't he astrophysicist he is.
I'm trying to think of another one, someone that's really smarties.
So Kelsey Grammar seems like a bright guy.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
He does seem that way. Yeah, but maybe that's a character.
Maybe it's a character, right exactly. Oh, speaking of characters
on TV, I haven't watched the latest Landman yet from
last night, but I planned to get to that real soon.
But I was reminded of Bill about Thornton's character's daughter
when I was reading this story. You've seen the daughter,
maybe you haven't yet doing her her cheers since she
(13:26):
was accepted to Texas well TCU in Texas. Yeah, and
you know she's like, what is she twenty years old?
Maybe something like that, right, and she's out there doing
her cheers for her school and all. Well, this story
reminded me of her a little bit because here's a
picture of Lane Kiffin's daughter. Uh huh, cute, pretty little blonde,
(13:49):
very blonde, just like the one in the TV show.
Looks like some some rich guy's daughter, right her. Well,
he's rich Lane Kiffin. Lee Kiffin has been in the
news a lot because he just took the job at LSU.
I don't know if you've heard that or not. Well,
his daughter Landry, the prittyttle blonde girl here is or
(14:10):
maybe was, I'm not sure, a student at Ole Miss.
She was dating and still is, as far as I
can tell, a football player for LSU. Imagine that. Well,
now dad is going to be her boyfriend's boss. Oh
that's great, basically it. And is she going to stay
at Old Miss now because everybody hates the name Kiffin
(14:35):
because of what he did, leaving them in the middle
of a very exciting season. Apparently, well, not in the middle, but.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Well, it's gonna be hard to cheat on her boyfriend
if she goes to his college.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
That's true. So how's his family, the kids that are
you know, staying put at the college going to be
received by the the other you know kids at the school,
because I don't think they like dad much anymore. Yeah,
it's it's an interesting question.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I gotta tell you, Hey, can we take a trip
while we're in Louisiana? In't there isn't there another state
funded institution over there that gets a lot of attention, such.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
As, Hello, you have a collect call from the Louisiana
State Prison to accept charges, press one to deny please
hang up.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
All right, we now take you to Angola Prison where
apparently they just did a I don't have mixed feelings
about this. So Louisiana prison had a father daughter dance.
They got all the dads together, never met their daughters before,
they got some chick pregnant right before they were sent
away to the Louisiana's largest maximum security prison.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
It's only for people who've never met their daughter.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Well, in the article they have in CBS News, they
make it sound like a lot of these men had
never spent any time with or met their daughters before.
I gotta think that's a little hyperbole, but you know,
I'm sure some of them never had, guess, and so
they had this big fancy daddy daughter dance for you know,
you get the idea right. The event was put on
by an event called God behind Bars, which makes me
(16:06):
think it didn't require any taxpayer money to organize the event.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
And it was exactly what you think it would be.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
All the guys were wearing tuxedos, the little girls had
pretty dresses on, Like, can we pull the room real quick?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
What do you guys? What do you think of this?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Are they rewarding the men or are they just doing
something for the daughters because their dads are such pos's.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yeah, I don't. I just well, I don't understand how
that's gonna work out. So well they did. They they
let all the daughters in without strip searching them. Interesting question.
I don't know. I mean, that's the one thing I
think of. If I'm going to go to prison and
visit my dad, aren't they going to be worried if
I you know, what is it the prison wallet? What
if I hid something somewhere on my body? Is it
(16:48):
is a concern? Yeah, exactly. Dinnika, do you want your
daughter strip searched to get in to see you?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
You don't want to bring in a shank into the prison? Well,
you know, I guess to just play white Devil's advocate here.
They've got metal detectors and X ray machines.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
And stuff like that, right, that's what they got. But
they still do strip searches in prison. Yeah, they do.
Be somebody somewhere enjoys it. Maybe because they like to it.
I don't know. It'll be a good reason not to
go to prison, would be my take. I'd recommend not
doing that.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
If you don't like the inner anal cavity search. Maybe
just don't break the law or go to a prison,
you know.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Then well sometimes they don't actually you know, look like
dive up in there, but they will have you spread them,
bend over and cough. And if you if you call,
you know, anything that might be in there gonna come
flying out right. Not good?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Well that sounds worse. Well what happens in your community
when you guys do it? Mister connot the same thing?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Or I'm sorry, Well, why are you looking at me
like I'm having trouble picking you up? I'm losing you,
I'm losing your signal? Hello, can you hear me? Hear me?
I think it's a fair question. Don't act like I'm
the bad guy. Hang up on that call. You're the
one that does that. Right.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
In the meantime, Thanksgiving was Thursday. Throw out your leftovers
days with Saturday. Oh well there's your answer to that.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Oh right, Yeah, you're gonna throw leftovers out on Saturday.
I don't think so. They're just getting good by then.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
According to this report, technically today is the last day
eat you're Thanksgiving leftovers. Most food can last four days
in the fridge. After that, it makes you sick.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
I wouldn't go past today if I were you.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Well, you know, unless you like getting I mean, it's
a great way to lose weight. You will get a
little salmonella.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Or you ain't lying, and you probably pucked on a
few pounds over the last week or so. So yeah,
keep eating it until it takes care of the problem. Yeah. Oh,
I'm pretty sure the turkey's through. It's turning blue. Don't
want to kid in another case of salda. I think
the pumpkin pies. Okay for one more day, I better
read it there rocket sunda.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Hmm.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yeah. You don't eat the slippery turkey, Okay, no, never
unless you want to and then do it. You know
that my slippery if you wipe it off with Mama's
couptile yeah, man up, that'd be my advice. You know,
why didn't you think I'd have Mama mad at you
and you're gonna be running to the bathroom. Yeah, just
don't steal my coffee, mug, you bastard. If a chick
sleeps with ten dudes, she's a slut. But when a
(19:10):
guy does it, he is gay. He's definitely gay. Walton
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