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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Holiday.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yeah, there's a three day weekend, the rare three day weekend.
I'll take advantage of that. Yeah, that's fantastic, right, But
today we work. It's true and there's a lot to
talk about today. The second in command of ISIS was
killed in a joint US Nigerian military operation. Again, Yeah,
the US provided the weapons while Nigerian princes created an
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email campaign to raise the money. Thank god for Nigerian princes. Oh,
the Iran thing still a thing. Now that Trump's back
from China, I guess he can give it his attention again.
And the word is on the street and I've seen
it three times now in different newscasts. The clock is ticking,
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I guess. I don't know if he said that or
if that's just how they phrased it. The clock is
ticking on Iran.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Hmm. Scary.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
In the meantime, Iran apparently has decided, since we're so
far away, they attack the United Arab Emirates some more instead.
And I don't think they're gonna put up with that
for long. Yeah, there's some rich people with a lot
of rich property over there, and then there's another war off.
So it's happening back here. On the home front, the
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war in the ballot box. That makes it sound more
dramatic than it is. I don't mean it's not supposed
to be violent or anything, but you know, it's voting
to run off start today in Texas and then the
primaries ended in Louisiana on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Say, how did that work out? All right?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
So Bill Cassidy no longer has a political career after
this year.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
That's great news.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
But the national attention seems to be right now on Kentucky.
I was surprised by this. I guess I'm not that surprised.
Pro Is reel groups are spending more money than ever
on a House primary in order to sink the ship
of Thomas Massey.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
One single loan Republican.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Isn't real pro IS, and somehow that has made a
House election worth thirty five million dollars. It's unbelievable. Did
I hear right? Trump is endorsing Massy's opponent. Of course, yeah, yeah,
a rare moment where I'm not with Trump. Guys, If
one single Republican voter is too conservative, isn't that a
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good thing. I don't get this at all. I find
it's good to be kind of ridiculous. If you can't
get all the pro Israel stuff you want because of
one single Republican out of over four hundred votes, maybe.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
There's a bigger problem here. Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I just I don't see Tom a libertarian Republican. The
guy votes the right way on every single issue that
most Republicans would agree with, minus one single thing, and
that's the Wars Overseas. Okay, I'm kind of skeptical about
wars too. And then what's the other thing they mad
at him for? He wanted to release the Epstein files.
Come on, that can't possibly be an anti Republican nation.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Who didn't ask for the Epstein files, right, I.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Mean, I agree anyway, Sean Hannity's going after Thomas Massey saying,
you know, feminists like Thomas Massey.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
It's like, can't but I get your point.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
But I'm sure that's I think there's a bigger issue
at play here, Well, bigger than all of that. You know, elections,
do they even matter? Okay, well yeah they matter, but
still bigger than all of that. Well, Ebola's back, not
not here so much Africa still, but it's spreading, and
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the death toll is rising. So Ebola has had enough
of this hunt of virus getting all the spotlight. Oh
you want a virus, I'll give you a virus.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
The global World Health organization worshiping disease obsessed members of
society seem to want you to know that we need
another pandemic.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
It's been too long. Gotta have it.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Listen to this headline, this is crazy. An Arkansas video
game enthusiast allegedly threatened Walmart mass shooting over hantavirus lockdown fears.
What okay? It says here he's from Oakland, Oakland, Arkansas.
Is that an Arkansas man was arrested after allegedly threatening
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to carry out a mass shooting at his local Walmart
if the country went into lockdown over hantavirus outbreak. Well,
I guess we know what we better not do now, Boy,
he really wants what a pull one?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
And then there was a thing in Austin over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Teenagers ran around randomly shooting people, they claim, and no
one really knows why. Shelter in place order had been
issued has been lifted now, just random teenage thugs just
shooting at least ten different locations. I've heard at least
four people reported hit by gunfire, one critical, but I
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don't think anybody was killed yet. When you look at
how much how many hit pieces are out this morning
against Ken Paxton, combined with news stories like that, I'm
not saying it's a it means something. It's probably just
a coincidence. But you can't blame the conspiracy theorists for
noticing today's election day. And it was a weird, violent
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weekend filled with strange news stories that might push one
in a voter in one direction or the other.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Gosh, what a weird coincidence. Shocking.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah, imagine that eight Mondays.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Mondays are the worst. No, that's optimistic Walton and Johnson
Radio Network sadly in the morning on a Monday.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I'm telling you, it's hard to keep up. Did you
watch that Ronda Rousi Gina Carono this weekend?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Then?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Uh, yeah, no, I just thought, I figured, you know,
give them a few minutes to warm up and I'll
be right there.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
And then it was over seventeen seconds. Yeah, it's really quiet.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
The whole fight. She put in an arm bar. It
doesn't even sound exciting, just like she didn't kick her
in the face and knock her out or something. She
she grabbed her arm and pulled it and it hurt
and so she quit.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Did you hear this?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Gina Krana lost one hundred pounds to prepare for the fight, which,
like she was big, and it almost makes you wonder.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Did that help or hurt you?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I think if she'd weighed a hundred pounds more, she
might have she might have won that thing.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah, you should have kept it, you know.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Anyway, you know, it's probably all a set up anyway,
But that's it for both of them, right. I don't
think either one of them is going to want to
do that again. You are not the first to speculate
that it wasn't real. Everything's a show these days. But
then I guess, on the other hand, just you know,
opining here, if it was fake when they've wanted it
to go on longer, I don't know. Maybe they you know,
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they're both kind of old for the fight game. Yeah,
maybe they wanted it over quick.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
And then what's old for a female fighter. It's usually
it's not the same thing as what we're used to seeing.
Forty ish she is, right anyway, And don't you think
Elliott Page could have taken them both at the same time.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Oh yeah, easily.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Elliott Page is obviously in the most masculine Nicky's Achilles.
For God's sake, come on, you don't mess with Achilles,
is anyone else? So if this is a thing that's
been widely discussed on social media, they're widely made fun of,
and thank goodness for it. Otherwise it would just be
a complete waste of time. The only thing good about
that guy casting him her as Achilles is that it
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makes for some hilarious memes.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
They're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
They're gonna redo the Odyssey, and it's Christopher Nolan's version.
Obviously people are gonna watch it. He's making it. But
Elliot Page playing Achilles just seems silly. Yeah, and Helen
of Troy is a black actress, so and no one
cares about that at all. As far as I could tell,
they don't care. But the people that try to justify
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it are just talk it out of their ass. As
far as a wall, she could have easily been black
at the Yeah, sorry they uh uh. I just I
don't see a lot of outrage over it. Mostly I
see people discussing Elliott Page, but then I see the
Left reacting to the news about Maga and making funny
Elliott Page and saying, Ah, they just don't like the
black actress.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
You can't tell.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Them what they do or don't want when they're talking
about something entirely different. And I know it's been said before,
we'll bring it up again. I'm sure if they decided
to do a biopic of Barack Obama and decided to
let a white guy play the role because colors are
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construct it doesn't mean anything. There's no reason a white
guy couldn't play Barack Obama. Wow white woman? Oh yeah, exactly,
and we'll get a white guy to play Michelle. I
want to see Chris Pratt play Rosa Parks. I think
we all agree he would tear that role up. He
would be great in that role. But who cares. It's
I don't need to see a Christopher Nolan film. I
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probably aren't gonna watch it anyway, And I just assume
the Left is gonna do things like this.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Sure, now there's a.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Rumor that Elliott Page doesn't play Achilles, which begs the question,
do they just want us to think that so we'd
all talk about it? Yeah, good publicity, it worked, Yeah,
it did Would you have cared otherwise? If it just
had a normal cast, would we even be talking about it?
There's already a great Achilles in a movie. It's called Troy.
Nothing wrong with that one, sure, So.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Just what's wrong with the Achilles we got? He fights
pretty good? Oh't know? He Yeah, that fights pretty good.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Speaking of a lot of activity over the weekend, I
don't know if you've made it down to Crystal Beach
or not. Deep weekend has wrapped up for twenty twenty six,
go topless. Only one hundred and ten arrests wow, and
fifteen hundred traffic stops and no reported injuries. Yay, So
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good times were had by all. No reported injuries. Makes
me a little suspicious about hundreds of arrests. Yeah, seventy
five misdemeanors, twenty eight were felonies. Eight were warrant arrests.
So they knew where they were. Not surprised by that.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
And by the way, before anybody out there starts judging
these people, this isn't the urban street thugs. This was
white trash that was out there more than mores mostly right.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yeah, it was a lot of lower.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Back tattooss girls named Britney Sue and Betty Lou and
that sort of.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Thing forget down.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Sure guys with tribal tattoos and yeah, a lot of
I'm sure there was a dawn.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Yeah, probably a cinnamon.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Two thousands of visitors were at Bolivar Peninsula over the
weekend for Go Topless Beach Jeep Weekend every year. You
know what I didn't see though on social media. I
didn't see the wacky videos. They must have really been
cracking down on this, so maybe they're out there. Maybe
we'll see them today. The only thing I saw from
galmus And this weekend was our buddy Mark Metzger had
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a bikini contest and he looked good in his bikini,
didn't he?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Yeah? Oh wait, no it was a girl. Now he's
the Yeah, he just wears regular clath he judges it.
I think.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
I was at an Astros game this weekend and in
between innings I was catching up on the news on
my phone and my lady friend saw that photo of
Mark with all the women at the I was like,
what's that all about?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Who's that?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I was like, Oh, that's my buddy Mark. He has
a bikini contest every year. Oh, why does he do
that out of the goodness of his heart. That's right,
because he gives, he gives back to the community. That's
what's important, and that's really generous of I think more
men should be that generous that that's really what's wrong
with this world.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
You know.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
So did that lead to the single life or did
that happen and so he just naturally drifted towards bikini
contests afterwards.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I think he's married, isn't he? I don't know. It was.
We went to his wedding, but not so much anymore.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Okay, I wasn't It wasn't. Didn't they got back together
or not? Now we're just talking about a man's personal
private life on a national radio show.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Well, yeah, he put it on Facebook, So how private
is it?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
In the meantime, speaking of getting in a boat going
out to the water, that's the best segue I could
come up with here. Congratulations to the USS Gerald R.
Ford home After a record breaking eleven month deployment, the
world's largest aircraft carrier return home to Virginia on Saturday,
longest deployment since the Vietnam War. They say during its
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overseas journey, the mighty vessels supported the US War with
Iran or Iran depending on whether you're a liberal or conservative,
and the capture of Nicholas Maduro as he was ousted
as Venezuela as president. I was at a Venezuelan wedding
this weekend, Venezuelan Americans, obviously because it's not in Venezuela. No,
it's right down the street from here. And I asked
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him all the same question, what do you guys think
about this? They're like, Maduro sucks, but it's the same regime.
It's all the same. They just took out the top guy,
and'd be like getting rid of Jagger but keeping everyone
else in Rolling Stones. Not much not much different about it.
Did the Venezuelans make that analogy to the Rolling Stones
or or did you?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I just came up with that right now. That's what
I thought.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
It was pretty good that report from the Venezuelans was
salted with a little bit of your own personal a
little Americana. Yeah, it'd be like getting rid of Charles
Manson but keeping Helter skelter.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
How's that sweet?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Now? I hate Mondays. Monday's are the worst.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
No, that's optimistic. Walton and Johnson Radio Network