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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The woke version of the Odyssey looks like such garbage.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Oh that who's making that movie? It's in Disney.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
It's hang on a second, I've got it here. No,
it's someone you know they want. They want Ellen Page
aka Elliott Page.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
She's a boy now, so you know, be right. So
she's gonna play Achilles, the Brad Pitt part from Troy.
You know that was a really good movie. Do you
remember she used to be pretty before she became a freak? Oh? Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Could you imagine in an alternative universe she plays Helen
of Troy and she's still pretty.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
But that's not the world we live in today, is No.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
They want her to be Brad Pett and we're all
supposed to accept that that's normal. And if you question it,
you're transphobic.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Well, ain't that the same ones to pick the sister
to be Helen the troll?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I can't pronounce her name, Neogo. I don't have an
issue with a black woman playing and Helen Detroit. It's
just you see what they're trying to do.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Everybody else in the movie white, but she's not. She's black.
It's very I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
She was supposed to be the woman that her her
face or great launch boats or something.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I don't know. She's and this guy lost it. I
mean he went to war because he just couldn't couldn't
get enough of her. Well, here's the question. And she's pretty,
maybe she'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
But did they pick her because she's a good actress
and she's pretty, or did they pick her because she's black?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Kind of the way Joe Biden picks out his Supreme
Court justices.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, I don't care if James Bond's black. Just don't
pick him because he's black. Pick the actor because he's
a good actor.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
If they went with, you know, the guy they were
talking about, I think it would be great now, James
Bond starring Rue Paul. Let's put a smile on her
face and look at these celebrities having birthdays today.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
You know how much you love these people that are
all better than us.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah, and some of them are just sports celebrities like
Andy Murray, the tennis guy from England's Third Jamie Lynn
Siegler played Little Meadow soprano. She's now forty five years old.
That is just how could that much time have gone by?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah? Ray Lewis guy gotta love.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Him, linebacker from the Baltimore Ravens back in the day.
And Murder Suspect fifty one, Frank Zappa's son I met,
not Dweezle fifty two. Emmett Smith of the Cowboys is
fifty seven. Chaz paulmonary met him. He came in studio
once years ago. Such a gentleman, so refined and classy
(02:36):
and fabulous. On stage seventy four Today Wavy Gravy, who
I never got but everybody always.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Goes, oh yeah, Wavy Gravy. Is that a grateful dead thing?
It's a woodstock thing. Ben and Jerry's thing. He's ninety
years old.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Then Saturday, the birthdays include Megan Fox.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
If you care about her, she'll be forty tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Did you know she doesn't do drugs, drink alcohol, smoke cigarettes,
and somehow she's still a weird freak with three trans kids.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah, you'd think she must have done a lot of drugs.
You'd think.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
David Burrian Oz will be fifty seven, the team leader
on the Seal Team, and of course Angel and Buffy
the Vampire Sly Tucker Carlson turns also fifty seven tomorrow
as well.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Janet Jackson will be sixty.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Deborah Winger Sissy Amourban Cowboy will be seventy one old.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Keip Winger sister thank m Olga.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Corbett seventy one. Pierce Brosman was James Bond for a
while seventy three, Matchet Dee Dani Traijo will be eighty
two years old.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Still scary. He could beat you up with his face.
I'm told he owns a taco restaurant that's pretty good. Yeah,
Trail's Tacos. You've heard of it.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah, and no longer with us. Yvonne Craig, who is
a batgirl on the TV show Liberachi and Henry Fonda's
birthdays all tomorrow Sunday. Bob Sagat turns seventy and I
know you're a big fan of him. He's really dirty.
Everybody thought he was just so sweet and friendly when
he was on that show, and turns out he is,
(04:15):
oh filthy comic.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
And let's see who else do.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
We have here? That guy from the Indian guy from
Covert Affairs. I can't pronounce his name, but happy birthday anyway.
And Trent Reznor nine inch nails sixty.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
One on USh We could have been playing nine inch
nails all morning.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I should have said it earlier.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Sugar Ray Leonard will be seventy and Sunday would have
been Bill Paxton's birthday.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Remember the guy from the Terminator.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Game over Man, Also weird Sig, Big Love, Aliens, Big Love,
True Lies, Apollo thirteen, Twister, Titanic, Tombstone.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Well, he was busy Big That's why he's dead. Big Love,
I think is aged. Well that's a weird movie, really
interesting show.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I mean, Dennis Hopper's birthday will be Sunday as well.
And the list is so long that we couldn't even
begin to squeeze it all in. Today, among other things,
is National Pizza Party Day. Pizza Party Day, and we
did not have a pizza party yet, but the day
is not over.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
National Nascar Day, Billy ed right d, National Chocolate Chip Day,
National Bike to Work today. I guess Pete Booty Jig
won't be celebrating. And Peace Officers Memorial Day to those of.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
You out there.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
This whole week has been a police officer's week, and
I don't think it got a lot of attention, did he?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
National Peace Officers Memorial Day matters to us. I have
a family member whose name is on that.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Wall in Washington, d C. That's impressive.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Died in a gunfight back in the early twentieth century.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
How did the guy in the other guy in a
gunfight come out also died?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Good. It's an interesting story and I'll make it real short.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Back during Prohibition, kind of like today, the media would
off to tell you two different sides based on who
the audience. Well, yeah, today we have Fox and MSNBC. Well,
back then, there were two newspapers in Memphis where my
great grandfather died in a gunfight. He was a US
marshall fighting the bootleggers. One newspaper made my great grandpa
look like a hero, the other made the bootlegger look.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Like the hero. It's typical of the media. I have
a copy of both newspapers. Now, what year was that
when it went down in.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
The thirties, I don't remember the exact year. Twenties, I'm sorry,
the twenties. Do you like a quick draw guy? It
was exactly like that. Yeah, man, that's cool. Yeah, both
of them died. I have the handgun the revolver up
on the wall in my house.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Really.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah, and you also have that one that they gave
you at our party earlier this year.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
You know you've got a lot of guns when you
have guns as decorations.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
And by the way, when if and when a Democrat
gets elected, I don't have those guns anymore.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
No, they voting action.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah, buff carousel accident real quick. This day in history
brought to you by the WALTA. Johnson smartphone app, which
is free. By the way, I don't even know how
they can afford to advertise on our show since they're
not selling anything.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Ellen Church became the first stewardess on this date in
nineteen thirty, working for United Airlines.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I'm glad you called it a stewardess, because that's what I.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Would have called what they called him in the thirties. Okay,
mine goes My list goes back a little further course.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Today.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
In eighteen excuse me, seventeen sixty five, the British Parliament
passed the Quartering Act. Not popular with the colonies. It's
the reason why we have the Third Amendment.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
You never hear about that. Today.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
In eighteen twenty, Congress declares the slave trade to be
a form of piracy. Today, in eighteen sixty two, the
US Bureau of Agriculture is established, later changed its name
to us DA. If you like rinsing your mouth out
after you and your lover do something amorous today. In
nineteen twenty three, listine was registered as a trademark.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Good for them today.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
In nineteen forty two, World War two gas rationing begins
in the US and seventeen Eastern States.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Oh, back in the forties. Guess what else was in
nineteen forty It was eighty six years ago. Nylon stockings
went on sale, mostly for the ladies and bank robbers.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
First I'm ever in the United States, and then they
told you not to.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, Old War two came along, right, I got a
weird one on the list.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I can't even believe I stumbled onto this today. In
nineteen fifty one, the first vagino plastic performed by doctor
Harold Gillies, the father of plastic surgery. A woman came
in and said, you gotta tell you down there, it's
looking rough.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I'm getting some bad reviews on the business here looking
you do, doc nineteen fifty one, Really it is surprising.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Nineteen it is nineteen seventy two. Alabama Governor George Wallace
shot and wounded by Arthur Bremer.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Is not your grandfather. No, okay, no, it's how the
media will tell you lies though.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
But good news today. In nineteen eighty two, all the
racism ended. That makes me feel so good. A guy
named Paul and a guy named Stevie got together and
they wrote a little song that spent seven weeks at
the top of the Pomp charts.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
It should still be there today, shouldn't it. Really.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
The fact that that isn't the number one song in
America tells me racism might still have a chance, especially
after this thing in Clarksville happens.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Boy, don't get me started on that business.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
By the way, if you didn't hear the early morning
report about Britney Spears bizarre behavior, which seems like a rerun,
but stick around, it's.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Not a few more.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Nineteen eighty eight, the Soviets began pulling out of Afghanistan.
And you know what happens when you pull out, Well,
it turns out they were pretty good at it. They
were the pullout Kings of Afghanistan.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Sooner or later, somebody's going to fill in whatever you
pulled out of.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
That's what always happens. Yeah, you're not wrong about that, mister,
l are you a Oh that word that none of
us could think of? What turned the water brown in
the Gulf of America. Silt sediment?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Sediment? Silt would also work, but yes, sediment. Today.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
In nineteen eighty nine, Hershey's shrinks the size of its
chocolate bar to keep the price the same.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
We call it shrink flation and fun size. They used
to be bigger. Today.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
In nineteen ninety three, the Alamo Dome open in San Antonio.
That's pretty cool. And I'll leave you with this one
because it's a good in on this day. In twenty
twenty three, eighty one year old Martha Stewart Grace is
the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, she's not on it this year, so it's safe
to go look.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
And somehow it wasn't even the grossest thing about that issue.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
What do we do with our feelings?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
I've them in our muscles, and how do we hide
our feelings better?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
We get a bigger muscle, We get bigger muscles. Stay
tuned for more, Waltman Johnson. Oh, but it's available for
you anytime you want.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
True, you could have watched it live whatever doesn't matter.
It's still funny. On Tuesday. Yeah, I thought it was good.
I didn't you know. It was a little long, But
that's besides the point. Seconds ago, I already hear myself
in my head doing the voice, and I'm not even
trying to. Seconds ago, we learned there's new Beavis and
butt Head.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Oh boy, rejoice America. Comedy Central has announced was two
days ago. Oh yeah, a little late. There's a new
clip of editor.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Has come to my attention that some of you have
been using AI to do your homework for you. WHOA,
what's AI? AI stands for artificial intelligence buttthead, and if
you use it to do your homework for you, you'll
never learn anything. Yeah, that sounds cool. Learning fucks. AI
(11:28):
kicks as.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Well.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
No, there's a concern that AI will take over all
of our jobs and replace humans entirely. Job fuck.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
No.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
What I'm saying is, if we're not careful, AI could
destroy humanity itself.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yeah, yeah, destroy it all.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
He destroy We need to get some of this AI.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Okay, wonderful AI. That was a fun clip.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I get the feeling you guys are just falling into
the trap here. It's addictive and you're just gonna want
to watch the whole show right now.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
We have the work to do here.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
They're making an interesting point on this show once again.
Beavis and butt Head has fantastic, brilliant commentary about what's
happening in the zeitgeist to humanity.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Is it cutting edge commentary without a doubt, Beavis and
butt Head and south Park, I know, I know you
think so.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
For as long as humans have existed, there have been
a group of people trying to scare other people with
new technology. I don't think we have to fear ai
the way that they've told us. There was a time
when our grandfathers were worried about the train.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
The train which one the last train to Clarksville or
the one that was going to New Orleans.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Either one not the kind that mister Ow and his
buddies do on a Sunday.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
We'd be dragging me into this mat.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
There was a time when people were worried about the
motor car. I guess they still are. That's a bad excepse.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
There was a time when people, huh the internet.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Was there are that time that somebody invented the crossbow
and then they made it illegal because it was so dangerous.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Seeing that, that's an interesting example. You get where I'm
going with this. What if? And I know this sounds
like something the technocrats would say. What if AI is
actually going to solve all of our problems and create
a society in which computers do most of the work
for us and make the government trying to solve our
problems and the government.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Is most of our problem? Is AI going to do
away with them? Rain?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I did see a fun meme the other day about AI.
I saved it for just a moment like this. A
person asks AI, is this mushroom edible? And AI says yes.
And then in the second picture they're at the grave
looking at the gravestone of this person, and AI says,
looks like you were right that mushroom was poisonous. Would
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you like to learn more about poisonous mushrooms? That's not
that helpful, is it. See that's the thing.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
AI isn't quite at the point yet where it's going
to replace all of us. It's still getting stuff wrong. Also,
back in eighteen sixty three, a gentleman named Samuel Butler
published a book called Darwin among the Machines. In this book,
he argued that machines could evolve and out compete and
ultimately destroy humanity.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
And that didn't happen, did it? Not yet?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein warned of unchecked science creating uncontrollable monsters
that could doom our creators. Nineteen twenty some Eastern European
guy Carol kappek ru are Rosa Rosam's Universal Robots coins
the turned Robots and depicts artificial monster beings rebelling and
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wiping out humanity.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Cool. Yeah, cool.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
It happened again in the twentieth century. Nineteen forty five, Hiroshima.
You know how they reacted to that. Well, yeah, nineteen
forty seven, the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists launched the
doomsday clock.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
They reset that and change it all the time. It's
never meant anything.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
We're all gonna die, they keep screaming, and they're right,
just not all at the same time.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
We are gonna die.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah, technology has done more good than harm, I think.
You know, Ted Kaczinski had a few good points about
the environment and that sort of thing, But then it
was the unibomber stuff, and that was terrible.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Give and take on that. By the way, the guy's
name I was trying to think of. Earlier, we talked
about a black James Bond Idris Elba. It didn't pop
into my head right then, but it did later, and
I just wanted to clear that up. I think he
would be great.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I did think of that at the time, but I
didn't want to say it because I knew mister O
would accuse me of not liking any other black guys.
Besides Denzel Washington and Andris Elba. That's only two, you know, No,
I like a couple more. Name one more Dave Chappowell.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Oh okay, what about the guys from the Klan, Oh
the Wu Tang?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Well sure, obviously you got the Riz of the Jizza,
the ghost Face killer, Ray Kwon, you got Capa Donna
method man, old dirty bastard.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
And you get my point gold and nah. Yeah, absolutely
some other entertainment news because I know you liked her.
Really get into this sequels.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
You know, that's another one of those technology things that's
probably going to ruin our world. The premiere of Dutton
Ranch is available today on Paramount Plus. That's the one
where Beth and Rip you know they're married now they
leave Montana because after Kevin Costner got killed, everybody wanted
to go do something else, and they moved to Texas
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to start their lives anew. And then you have Ed
Harris who looks like he's really good in this, and
Net Binning among others who will also start in that.
And I think you just get two this week, and
then you get one every week for the next general
how many weeks?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Anyway, here's my concern with the Dutton ranch.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Now that she's really famous, are they gonna give us
the reason why she got popular in the first place.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Or they like those that naked show show where she
went and took a bath in the horse trow.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Look, I got a picture of it right here on
the street. Look at that Beth Dutton. Her real name
is Kelly Riley, beautiful woman.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
And she she talks with an Irish you know, a
British accent of some kind.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
No one could tell the difference. Thank god she got
rid of that yucky, gross accent that ruins it for me.
Talk like an American British accents. Obviously it works here.
People seem to like it. People talk about xenophobia from
South Asia Africa. It was like, excuse me, I'm pretty
sure the British people creep me out the most. Have
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you seen what they eat? Have you looked at their
disgusting teeth? Have you listened to their dumb accents? Oil
Governor new crumpinch Tea the Queen.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Yes, by the way, it was if you're into the
horse racing world Saturday night, the Preakness Steaks, you know
they've already run the Kentucky Derby the winner Golden Tempo.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Kind of this is really kind of sad. They're gonna
make a horse into steak.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
No, no, the Preakness race, Golden Tempo will not be
running according to this to rest up for the Belmont,
So no possibility of a triple crown winner. And that's
really kind of the reason people that don't get into
horse racing might actually watch.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
And now it's not even gonna be a thing. Yeah,
now it's not even gonna be a thing.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Oh, by the way, Ronda Rowsei's gonna fight that that
what's that lady's name from the Mandalorian Gina Corono. Yeah,
if you like that Mma action and stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
It's very interesting. One of them's forty four years old.
That's Gina. Ronda Rowsi is currently how old is she
You're getting up there pretty good thirty nine years old. Well,
the fact that they both still want to fight at
this age, they both aren't they both kind of right
wing too.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I think I know Gina is isn't Ronda as well?
That's probably very interesting to me that they're gonna fight.
You're gonna watch it? Probably you you gonna pay for
it on Netflix? Or do you get it already? Probably
just go to the Oh it's on Netflix. Yeah, I'll
watch it on Netflix. Yeah. I canceled HBO Plus or
Prime or max Max is what it's called now.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
I just wasn't using it at all. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
It's like it's another thing and I don't miss it
since I got rid of it.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
U Disney Plus.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
I remember I got that years ago because I wanted
to get into the Star Wars Marvel stuff.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
They ruined that, and they.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Ruined it and almost I almost got rid of my
Disney Plus. But you know, them kids, they like to
attach themselves to some of the US dreaming I kept,
they want to keep it.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
I kept the Disney Plus subscription for a brief period
of time so that like my nieces and nephews could
use it. And then when I figured out it was
filled with trans and DEI and critical race theory, canceled that.
And when they were mad at me, I sent them
a link to InfoWars dot com. But have you seen
what they're doing to that website now? Oh no, everybody
just ruins everything.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
I know.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
You can't even brainwash your nieces and nephews anymore.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
It's really frustrating. You can, but you have to make
an effort.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Now true, I came with Jeffrey says Butcher retarded Chuckie
Schumer soon Mariconne Democratis Son Wuchapendejo Walton M.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Johnson
The woke version of the Odyssey looks like such garbage.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Oh that who's making that movie? It's in Disney.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
It's hang on a second, I've got it here. No,
it's someone you know they want. They want Ellen Page
aka Elliott Page.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
She's a boy now, so you know, be right. So
she's gonna play Achilles, the Brad Pitt part from Troy.
You know that was a really good movie. Do you
remember she used to be pretty before she became a freak? Oh? Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Could you imagine in an alternative universe she plays Helen
of Troy and she's still pretty.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
But that's not the world we live in today, is No.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
They want her to be Brad Pett and we're all
supposed to accept that that's normal. And if you question it,
you're transphobic.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Well, ain't that the same ones to pick the sister
to be Helen the troll?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I can't pronounce her name, Neogo. I don't have an
issue with a black woman playing and Helen Detroit. It's
just you see what they're trying to do.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Everybody else in the movie white, but she's not. She's black.
It's very I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
She was supposed to be the woman that her her
face or great launch boats or something.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I don't know. She's and this guy lost it. I
mean he went to war because he just couldn't couldn't
get enough of her. Well, here's the question. And she's pretty,
maybe she'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
But did they pick her because she's a good actress
and she's pretty, or did they pick her because she's black?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Kind of the way Joe Biden picks out his Supreme
Court justices.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, I don't care if James Bond's black. Just don't
pick him because he's black. Pick the actor because he's
a good actor.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
If they went with, you know, the guy they were
talking about, I think it would be great now, James
Bond starring Rue Paul. Let's put a smile on her
face and look at these celebrities having birthdays today.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
You know how much you love these people that are
all better than us.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah, and some of them are just sports celebrities like
Andy Murray, the tennis guy from England's Third Jamie Lynn
Siegler played Little Meadow soprano. She's now forty five years old.
That is just how could that much time have gone by?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah? Ray Lewis guy gotta love.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Him, linebacker from the Baltimore Ravens back in the day.
And Murder Suspect fifty one, Frank Zappa's son I met,
not Dweezle fifty two. Emmett Smith of the Cowboys is
fifty seven. Chaz paulmonary met him. He came in studio
once years ago. Such a gentleman, so refined and classy
(02:36):
and fabulous. On stage seventy four Today Wavy Gravy, who
I never got but everybody always.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Goes, oh yeah, Wavy Gravy. Is that a grateful dead thing?
It's a woodstock thing. Ben and Jerry's thing. He's ninety
years old.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Then Saturday, the birthdays include Megan Fox.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
If you care about her, she'll be forty tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Did you know she doesn't do drugs, drink alcohol, smoke cigarettes,
and somehow she's still a weird freak with three trans kids.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah, you'd think she must have done a lot of drugs.
You'd think.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
David Burrian Oz will be fifty seven, the team leader
on the Seal Team, and of course Angel and Buffy
the Vampire Sly Tucker Carlson turns also fifty seven tomorrow
as well.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Janet Jackson will be sixty.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Deborah Winger Sissy Amourban Cowboy will be seventy one old.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Keip Winger sister thank m Olga.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Corbett seventy one. Pierce Brosman was James Bond for a
while seventy three, Matchet Dee Dani Traijo will be eighty
two years old.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Still scary. He could beat you up with his face.
I'm told he owns a taco restaurant that's pretty good. Yeah,
Trail's Tacos. You've heard of it.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah, and no longer with us. Yvonne Craig, who is
a batgirl on the TV show Liberachi and Henry Fonda's
birthdays all tomorrow Sunday. Bob Sagat turns seventy and I
know you're a big fan of him. He's really dirty.
Everybody thought he was just so sweet and friendly when
he was on that show, and turns out he is,
(04:15):
oh filthy comic.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
And let's see who else do.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
We have here? That guy from the Indian guy from
Covert Affairs. I can't pronounce his name, but happy birthday anyway.
And Trent Reznor nine inch nails sixty.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
One on USh We could have been playing nine inch
nails all morning.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I should have said it earlier.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Sugar Ray Leonard will be seventy and Sunday would have
been Bill Paxton's birthday.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Remember the guy from the Terminator.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Game over Man, Also weird Sig, Big Love, Aliens, Big Love,
True Lies, Apollo thirteen, Twister, Titanic, Tombstone.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Well, he was busy Big That's why he's dead. Big Love,
I think is aged. Well that's a weird movie, really
interesting show.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I mean, Dennis Hopper's birthday will be Sunday as well.
And the list is so long that we couldn't even
begin to squeeze it all in. Today, among other things,
is National Pizza Party Day. Pizza Party Day, and we
did not have a pizza party yet, but the day
is not over.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
National Nascar Day, Billy ed right d, National Chocolate Chip Day,
National Bike to Work today. I guess Pete Booty Jig
won't be celebrating. And Peace Officers Memorial Day to those of.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
You out there.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
This whole week has been a police officer's week, and
I don't think it got a lot of attention, did he?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
National Peace Officers Memorial Day matters to us. I have
a family member whose name is on that.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Wall in Washington, d C. That's impressive.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Died in a gunfight back in the early twentieth century.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
How did the guy in the other guy in a
gunfight come out also died?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Good. It's an interesting story and I'll make it real short.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Back during Prohibition, kind of like today, the media would
off to tell you two different sides based on who
the audience. Well, yeah, today we have Fox and MSNBC. Well,
back then, there were two newspapers in Memphis where my
great grandfather died in a gunfight. He was a US
marshall fighting the bootleggers. One newspaper made my great grandpa
look like a hero, the other made the bootlegger look.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Like the hero. It's typical of the media. I have
a copy of both newspapers. Now, what year was that
when it went down in.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
The thirties, I don't remember the exact year. Twenties, I'm sorry,
the twenties. Do you like a quick draw guy? It
was exactly like that. Yeah, man, that's cool. Yeah, both
of them died. I have the handgun the revolver up
on the wall in my house.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Really.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah, and you also have that one that they gave
you at our party earlier this year.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
You know you've got a lot of guns when you
have guns as decorations.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
And by the way, when if and when a Democrat
gets elected, I don't have those guns anymore.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
No, they voting action.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah, buff carousel accident real quick. This day in history
brought to you by the WALTA. Johnson smartphone app, which
is free. By the way, I don't even know how
they can afford to advertise on our show since they're
not selling anything.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Ellen Church became the first stewardess on this date in
nineteen thirty, working for United Airlines.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I'm glad you called it a stewardess, because that's what I.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Would have called what they called him in the thirties. Okay,
mine goes My list goes back a little further course.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Today.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
In eighteen excuse me, seventeen sixty five, the British Parliament
passed the Quartering Act. Not popular with the colonies. It's
the reason why we have the Third Amendment.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
You never hear about that. Today.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
In eighteen twenty, Congress declares the slave trade to be
a form of piracy. Today, in eighteen sixty two, the
US Bureau of Agriculture is established, later changed its name
to us DA. If you like rinsing your mouth out
after you and your lover do something amorous today. In
nineteen twenty three, listine was registered as a trademark.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Good for them today.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
In nineteen forty two, World War two gas rationing begins
in the US and seventeen Eastern States.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Oh, back in the forties. Guess what else was in
nineteen forty It was eighty six years ago. Nylon stockings
went on sale, mostly for the ladies and bank robbers.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
First I'm ever in the United States, and then they
told you not to.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, Old War two came along, right, I got a
weird one on the list.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I can't even believe I stumbled onto this today. In
nineteen fifty one, the first vagino plastic performed by doctor
Harold Gillies, the father of plastic surgery. A woman came
in and said, you gotta tell you down there, it's
looking rough.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I'm getting some bad reviews on the business here looking
you do, doc nineteen fifty one, Really it is surprising.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Nineteen it is nineteen seventy two. Alabama Governor George Wallace
shot and wounded by Arthur Bremer.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Is not your grandfather. No, okay, no, it's how the
media will tell you lies though.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
But good news today. In nineteen eighty two, all the
racism ended. That makes me feel so good. A guy
named Paul and a guy named Stevie got together and
they wrote a little song that spent seven weeks at
the top of the Pomp charts.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
It should still be there today, shouldn't it. Really.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
The fact that that isn't the number one song in
America tells me racism might still have a chance, especially
after this thing in Clarksville happens.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Boy, don't get me started on that business.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
By the way, if you didn't hear the early morning
report about Britney Spears bizarre behavior, which seems like a rerun,
but stick around, it's.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Not a few more.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Nineteen eighty eight, the Soviets began pulling out of Afghanistan.
And you know what happens when you pull out, Well,
it turns out they were pretty good at it. They
were the pullout Kings of Afghanistan.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Sooner or later, somebody's going to fill in whatever you
pulled out of.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
That's what always happens. Yeah, you're not wrong about that, mister,
l are you a Oh that word that none of
us could think of? What turned the water brown in
the Gulf of America. Silt sediment?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Sediment? Silt would also work, but yes, sediment. Today.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
In nineteen eighty nine, Hershey's shrinks the size of its
chocolate bar to keep the price the same.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
We call it shrink flation and fun size. They used
to be bigger. Today.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
In nineteen ninety three, the Alamo Dome open in San Antonio.
That's pretty cool. And I'll leave you with this one
because it's a good in on this day. In twenty
twenty three, eighty one year old Martha Stewart Grace is
the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, she's not on it this year, so it's safe
to go look.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
And somehow it wasn't even the grossest thing about that issue.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
What do we do with our feelings?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
I've them in our muscles, and how do we hide
our feelings better?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
We get a bigger muscle, We get bigger muscles. Stay
tuned for more, Waltman Johnson. Oh, but it's available for
you anytime you want.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
True, you could have watched it live whatever doesn't matter.
It's still funny. On Tuesday. Yeah, I thought it was good.
I didn't you know. It was a little long, But
that's besides the point. Seconds ago, I already hear myself
in my head doing the voice, and I'm not even
trying to. Seconds ago, we learned there's new Beavis and
butt Head.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Oh boy, rejoice America. Comedy Central has announced was two
days ago. Oh yeah, a little late. There's a new
clip of editor.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Has come to my attention that some of you have
been using AI to do your homework for you. WHOA,
what's AI? AI stands for artificial intelligence buttthead, and if
you use it to do your homework for you, you'll
never learn anything. Yeah, that sounds cool. Learning fucks. AI
(11:28):
kicks as.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Well.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
No, there's a concern that AI will take over all
of our jobs and replace humans entirely. Job fuck.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
No.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
What I'm saying is, if we're not careful, AI could
destroy humanity itself.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yeah, yeah, destroy it all.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
He destroy We need to get some of this AI.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Okay, wonderful AI. That was a fun clip.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I get the feeling you guys are just falling into
the trap here. It's addictive and you're just gonna want
to watch the whole show right now.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
We have the work to do here.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
They're making an interesting point on this show once again.
Beavis and butt Head has fantastic, brilliant commentary about what's
happening in the zeitgeist to humanity.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Is it cutting edge commentary without a doubt, Beavis and
butt Head and south Park, I know, I know you
think so.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
For as long as humans have existed, there have been
a group of people trying to scare other people with
new technology. I don't think we have to fear ai
the way that they've told us. There was a time
when our grandfathers were worried about the train.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
The train which one the last train to Clarksville or
the one that was going to New Orleans.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Either one not the kind that mister Ow and his
buddies do on a Sunday.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
We'd be dragging me into this mat.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
There was a time when people were worried about the
motor car. I guess they still are. That's a bad excepse.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
There was a time when people, huh the internet.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Was there are that time that somebody invented the crossbow
and then they made it illegal because it was so dangerous.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Seeing that, that's an interesting example. You get where I'm
going with this. What if? And I know this sounds
like something the technocrats would say. What if AI is
actually going to solve all of our problems and create
a society in which computers do most of the work
for us and make the government trying to solve our
problems and the government.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Is most of our problem? Is AI going to do
away with them? Rain?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I did see a fun meme the other day about AI.
I saved it for just a moment like this. A
person asks AI, is this mushroom edible? And AI says yes.
And then in the second picture they're at the grave
looking at the gravestone of this person, and AI says,
looks like you were right that mushroom was poisonous. Would
(13:58):
you like to learn more about poisonous mushrooms? That's not
that helpful, is it. See that's the thing.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
AI isn't quite at the point yet where it's going
to replace all of us. It's still getting stuff wrong. Also,
back in eighteen sixty three, a gentleman named Samuel Butler
published a book called Darwin among the Machines. In this book,
he argued that machines could evolve and out compete and
ultimately destroy humanity.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
And that didn't happen, did it? Not yet?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein warned of unchecked science creating uncontrollable monsters
that could doom our creators. Nineteen twenty some Eastern European
guy Carol kappek ru are Rosa Rosam's Universal Robots coins
the turned Robots and depicts artificial monster beings rebelling and
(14:45):
wiping out humanity.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Cool. Yeah, cool.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
It happened again in the twentieth century. Nineteen forty five, Hiroshima.
You know how they reacted to that. Well, yeah, nineteen
forty seven, the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists launched the
doomsday clock.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
They reset that and change it all the time. It's
never meant anything.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
We're all gonna die, they keep screaming, and they're right,
just not all at the same time.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
We are gonna die.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah, technology has done more good than harm, I think.
You know, Ted Kaczinski had a few good points about
the environment and that sort of thing, But then it
was the unibomber stuff, and that was terrible.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Give and take on that. By the way, the guy's
name I was trying to think of. Earlier, we talked
about a black James Bond Idris Elba. It didn't pop
into my head right then, but it did later, and
I just wanted to clear that up. I think he
would be great.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I did think of that at the time, but I
didn't want to say it because I knew mister O
would accuse me of not liking any other black guys.
Besides Denzel Washington and Andris Elba. That's only two, you know, No,
I like a couple more. Name one more Dave Chappowell.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Oh okay, what about the guys from the Klan, Oh
the Wu Tang?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Well sure, obviously you got the Riz of the Jizza,
the ghost Face killer, Ray Kwon, you got Capa Donna
method man, old dirty bastard.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
And you get my point gold and nah. Yeah, absolutely
some other entertainment news because I know you liked her.
Really get into this sequels.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
You know, that's another one of those technology things that's
probably going to ruin our world. The premiere of Dutton
Ranch is available today on Paramount Plus. That's the one
where Beth and Rip you know they're married now they
leave Montana because after Kevin Costner got killed, everybody wanted
to go do something else, and they moved to Texas
(16:28):
to start their lives anew. And then you have Ed
Harris who looks like he's really good in this, and
Net Binning among others who will also start in that.
And I think you just get two this week, and
then you get one every week for the next general
how many weeks?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Anyway, here's my concern with the Dutton ranch.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Now that she's really famous, are they gonna give us
the reason why she got popular in the first place.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Or they like those that naked show show where she
went and took a bath in the horse trow.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Look, I got a picture of it right here on
the street. Look at that Beth Dutton. Her real name
is Kelly Riley, beautiful woman.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
And she she talks with an Irish you know, a
British accent of some kind.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
No one could tell the difference. Thank god she got
rid of that yucky, gross accent that ruins it for me.
Talk like an American British accents. Obviously it works here.
People seem to like it. People talk about xenophobia from
South Asia Africa. It was like, excuse me, I'm pretty
sure the British people creep me out the most. Have
(17:33):
you seen what they eat? Have you looked at their
disgusting teeth? Have you listened to their dumb accents? Oil
Governor new crumpinch Tea the Queen.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Yes, by the way, it was if you're into the
horse racing world Saturday night, the Preakness Steaks, you know
they've already run the Kentucky Derby the winner Golden Tempo.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Kind of this is really kind of sad. They're gonna
make a horse into steak.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
No, no, the Preakness race, Golden Tempo will not be
running according to this to rest up for the Belmont,
So no possibility of a triple crown winner. And that's
really kind of the reason people that don't get into
horse racing might actually watch.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
And now it's not even gonna be a thing. Yeah,
now it's not even gonna be a thing.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Oh, by the way, Ronda Rowsei's gonna fight that that
what's that lady's name from the Mandalorian Gina Corono. Yeah,
if you like that Mma action and stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
It's very interesting. One of them's forty four years old.
That's Gina. Ronda Rowsi is currently how old is she
You're getting up there pretty good thirty nine years old. Well,
the fact that they both still want to fight at
this age, they both aren't they both kind of right
wing too.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I think I know Gina is isn't Ronda as well?
That's probably very interesting to me that they're gonna fight.
You're gonna watch it? Probably you you gonna pay for
it on Netflix? Or do you get it already? Probably
just go to the Oh it's on Netflix. Yeah, I'll
watch it on Netflix. Yeah. I canceled HBO Plus or
Prime or max Max is what it's called now.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
I just wasn't using it at all. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
It's like it's another thing and I don't miss it
since I got rid of it.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
U Disney Plus.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
I remember I got that years ago because I wanted
to get into the Star Wars Marvel stuff.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
They ruined that, and they.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Ruined it and almost I almost got rid of my
Disney Plus. But you know, them kids, they like to
attach themselves to some of the US dreaming I kept,
they want to keep it.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
I kept the Disney Plus subscription for a brief period
of time so that like my nieces and nephews could
use it. And then when I figured out it was
filled with trans and DEI and critical race theory, canceled that.
And when they were mad at me, I sent them
a link to InfoWars dot com. But have you seen
what they're doing to that website now? Oh no, everybody
just ruins everything.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
I know.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
You can't even brainwash your nieces and nephews anymore.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
It's really frustrating. You can, but you have to make
an effort.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Now true, I came with Jeffrey says Butcher retarded Chuckie
Schumer soon Mariconne Democratis Son Wuchapendejo Walton M.
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