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Speaker 1 (00:00):
In college.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
I'll just tell you it's USC has banned men from
certain areas of the gym to make room for women
and non binary students.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Non binary you mean robots? No, Billy, you should know
this by now. Unfortunately, I know Billy, i'd knows what
it means. And yet I don't blame him for wanting
to pretend to not know. I'm not real sure of
what non binary means. I thought it meant they've like
got computer chips in I'm like buying, buying, buying binary.
Remember that one thousand and six million dollar man, he
(00:32):
was non binary? Right, No, that's bionic. No, they're talking
about different thing altogether. Bionic and binary is not the
same they're talking about they of them's Billy had They
should get different words that don't sound the same. Then
they're talking about he she's cross dress areas well? Sorry? Uh,
what they do say trams in because these people they
are they want to be more special than the trans.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Trans isn't vague enough. Yeah, they want to be more
vague about it.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Trans is a dude who thinks he's a check her
vice a very so this is a person that doesn't
think they're anything.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Huh, exactly, they don't think they're anything, right, that's the
right reaction. Yeah, well then they shouldn't be in the gym.
Well yeah, what do you need exercise for? What do
you care? Doesn't matter? Does it?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Also, it's kind of weird to think they're acknowledging gender
while ignoring gender.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Right. Oh yeah, that's what I mean by vague. You
can weave back and forth depending on which way the
wind's blowing that particular morning when you woke up and
decided what do I feel like today? I don't know.
I don't feel like anything in particular. Oh good, well
we're vague enough. Well then you'll never be the quarterback
for the Oregon Ducks. No, you never will. No, But
(01:39):
you know that's something we're all going to have to
live with. I don't think anybody in this room has
ever got a quarterback for the Oregon Ducks. And it's
not just because you can't tell what ice cream you like, Yeah,
but it's also because I don't want to go to Oregon.
It's part of that. And you're way too old. You know,
A guy half your age would be done already at
being quarterback for the Ducks. I would agree with that.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
But with all this talk about non binary and gender fluid,
how far are we away from somebody saying they identify
as a good athlete even if they're not one, and
then we have to acknowledge it, because, after all, that's
their right tenanty.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
We tried to pull that off and it didn't work
for us. But maybe because we're old and you know,
also white, they don't want us to have any privilege
anymore like we used to have all the time. And
I missed my privilege. Don't you miss your privilege? I
never really knew that I had any. I'm a millennial, heterosexual,
middle Americans, cisgendered.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
White guy. I don't think I ever had privilege. I
had the perception of privilege, but actually true, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Well I miss it even though you might not have
known you had it until it was gone. You don't
know what you got till it's gone, can he?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Mister Kenneth, you're pretty fashioned savvy the world of anxiety bags.
Has that been introduced to you yet?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Gens? I don't play into the silly stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
It's it is silly. Gen Z's carrying around anxiety bags.
It looks like it's a purse, and according to this
report in the post, it's filled with stuff like fidget
spinners and squeeze balls.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, have the squeeze balls, you know, and don't forget
those stones. Worry You ever get a worry stone? No,
but I'm aware of what it is.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
It's usually flat and maybe has a little bit of
a concave surface and you hold it and you rub
your thumb over it, and that's you know, when you worry.
It's like, okay, you were gonna, you know, chew your
nails or you know, there's people that like pull their
hair out one at a time when they when they
have anxiety, and you get that worry stone and that
(03:34):
keeps your hands busy and you won't do that to yourself.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Well, apparently the anxiety bag, it's a purse for your purse.
Men are carrying them, but also women carry them. So
if you see a woman with two bags, one of
the bags may contain or bit gum. They're psychotropic drugs,
a calming pad, a fidget spinner, a squeeze toy.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
You just better not bring that second bag to spear
or front of your airlines goes. I ain't paying the
fee for that well, yeah, worry, you worry about it
putting one bag inside the other so they don't charge it.
How about that?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
See once again, this praises the point I think it
was better when people just smoked.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah, yeah, it's probably true, although I do like the
fact that you don't go home smelling like smoke every
time you go out at night. Look, those days were
you know, kinda let me chill clinically studied?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Does of KSM sixty six ash waganda passion flower?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
And what the f is that? It's a you know substances. Well,
it's thirty bucks.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Then you could get an FI d G y M
fidget stress relief toy.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
What is fid jim? What does that stand for?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Careful? I think you get the tea. You might have
that as Ashagonda stuff on it there, so you know
we'll be bab melt everything just because you don't know
how to pronounce it. No, I'm with it. It's fine
if you need it.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I but whatever, loop quiet too, drown out the noise
with these ultra comfy ear plugs.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
This is not what can't you just wear headphones? I
don't get it. No, you can't deal with the reality
of things you hear and things you see. So go
through life with your ears covered and your eyes closed
and everything will be great.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Okay, But anxiety ear plugs are just headphones that are
turned off.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I know that's what they are. You got those already.
If you broke your headphones, Kenny, you could sell them
to somebody as anxiety headphones and probably get your money back.
Then what you paid for that is two million dollar
ideas in one show, two to one million dollar ideas.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
What was that thing?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Not one two million dollar idea? What was the thing earlier?
Galling gun, coffee grinder. See this is why, where you
don't have millions of dollars, we come up with the
ideas and then we forget them. As quickly as they
pop into our head, they evaporate, and we're lazy. We're
not going to follow through.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
If we remembered, it's just one more reason to download
the Walton and Johnson's smartphone app. You know. Listening to
the podcast or the replay version of this show, it's
kind of like going mining for goal.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
That's true. If somebody hadn't already jumped on the gatling
good and coffee grinder idea that you just gave away
for free an hour ago, and they may have already
people listening to the app later today, we'll hear that
and then they'll jump on it. You may not have
the resources to have child soldiers in Central Africa sift
through a diamond mind, but you can listen to this
radio show here are brilliant ideas and capitalize off the
(06:27):
non trademarks and brilliance that we're sharing with you. Feel
free to exploit us at every opportunity. We don't mind.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
No.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
In fact, it kind of turns us on a little bit. Yeah,
thank you. Kind of exciting.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Listen to how misleading this headline is. Mister Kenneth Nancy
Guthrie's kidnappers likely don't know she was so fragile and
dumped her body because she was no longer of value.
Comma experts say, that's a headline.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Is that's a whole story, right, the whole story. And
it's an assumption. It's a guess at best authority which authorities?
Oh just people We called up and asked, well, they're
not even saying authorities, they're saying experts. Oh, experts, Well
said the same thing. Experts say, what guessing the authorities
will tell you they're experts. That's why they're in a
power and position.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
You don't know she was kidnapped, you don't know she
was fragile, you don't know her body was dumped. You
don't know it was no longer of value. You're not
really an expert in anything.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
They don't know, but they did like to speculate. Now,
you know, we probably ought not to give them too
hard a time about that, because there's pretty much what
we do here. We don't know what happened to that
boat and woman of Banana boat Muhamma boat lady, but
we did speculate about it pretty regular and we're usually
pretty accurate. But we also don't call ourselves experts. No, God, no,
(07:44):
nobody calls us that, because that's the part where you
lose all credibility. And the person right writing the headline
isn't saying they're experts. They're saying they chatted with experts,
and that's what they told them. Of course, they made
that up experts on what they didn't They didn't chat
with anybody about it, there's no way, no. I just
wrote it. And they wanted to add a little bit
of a credibility to the story, and so they said,
(08:04):
I know, at the end of the story, we'll put
experts say. Experts say a lot of things. By the way,
I believe most of that. I don't even think she
was kidnapped. I think they went in, they were gonna
robb her. She had a heart attack.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
It occurred to them, Oh it was an old lady's
dead burier in the desert.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Don't steal anything. Oh she had a heart attack in
her own home. Just leave her there. Yeah, but now
your fingerprints are everywhere. I don't know. I think if
she had a heart attack, everybody's gonna come in and go, oh,
she had a heart attack. Why would they be dusting
for fingerprints. She died of natural causes for being an
old lady. But I'm not even convinced she was kidnapped,
you know, That's all I'm saying. I think that there
(08:41):
is a possibility criminals were gonna do something she accidentally died.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I think they actually got part of it, right. I mean,
I base this off nothing, but same with them.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
You know. But they threw like nine things at the wall.
Some of it is bound to stick. Yeah, that's true.
At the end of the day, I got a pretty
exciting update for you on sports that mister Oh left out.
I don't know if you're aware of this or not,
but in just two weeks and two days, Okay, this
is good, the w NBA season kicks off. It's gonna
(09:16):
be good action April twenty fifth. You will not want
to miss it, because I know you're as big a
fan as I am. At least, Oh, you just reminded
me of something.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
For the eleven hundredth year in a row, there's no
reason to buy the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Oh really? Yeah? Yeah, because you can just pick it
up and look at it and then take it home
in your mind. No, because it's a bunch of WNBA stars.
According to the report I just read.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
What now, WNBA stars will be filling out the pages
of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue this year.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
It's a bunch of.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Is Angel Reethe, Sophie Cunningham, Melissa Jefferson, woodson Na, Fiza Collier.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Oh Iphi Conahir White lady. What's the little ones's name?
Sabrina White lady like like a rusky name, but probably white.
What's the other one? Uh, Britney grinder Fisa Britney Grinder. No,
she might do a topless episode, you know, because she's
a boy.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Britney Grinder could probably be on the cover of Playgirl,
some you know, Macho Dude magazine.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
No Caitland Clark, No Angel Reese and Sports Illustrated. I
mean not from what I read, But I didn't read
the issue. I just read a Now, did al Reese
change teams recently? Because yeah, that's true. She quit her team.
Now she's going to a new team. So the fans
of her all team, which I'm sure we all know
what that is, are going to be very disappointed. But
the fans that are new team, which I'm again I'm
(10:40):
sure we're all well familiar with the team we don't
even need to say that, are going to be excited.
I have a new star player. I think Atlanta's pretty
fired up. They've a w w NBA team or they
got Angel Wreath. How do you know I'm reading it
right here? Angel Reese played basketball for the Atlanta Dream.
That's what they said. Yeah, we knew that, we knew
(11:00):
she that's one of the team. That the Dream is
a team. Dream doesn't really sound like a real mascot though.
What they got there's a fever liberty again, there's a
lynx links not like barbecue lynks like apparently it's like
an animal. The Mystics. I don't know where most of
(11:21):
the team play the Storm? Who who got the Storm?
Storm play?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
That?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Calling your team the Mystics or the dream that's like
calling your team the Wokes or the feelings are sounds
just like what team do you play for? From the
Massachusetts Emotions. Well, it's got to be a w NBA team.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I never heard. Yeah, And at the top of the
second half it's sixteen to nine. Easton leads the scoring with.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Four and that's why she commands seven thousand dollars a year.
These gals sure do make it look difficult. But is
having this minor skill worth being so unattractive? That's for
the fan to decide.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah, Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Peter started making a weird noise there, but most people
probably didn't notice.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
That's the thing.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Sometimes you wake up, you walk out of the house,
you trip and stumble on the steps.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
You're very embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
You look around, you realize nobody's even looking at you.
What are you worried about?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Then you draw attention to it. That's no good.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Sometimes you get up, you spill a little milk on
your shirt and you realize, you know, I haven't even
left for work yet.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I could just change my shirt. Sometimes you blurt things
out on the radio and they're not accurate, and then
later somebody els to email listen say well, now they
ain't that ain't true. But then you corrected it, So
it's fright. Did you correct it? What did I say? Well,
you said a one was created during the Civil War?
When was it created eighteen twenty four in England? And
(12:42):
I know you're typing it all into the computer right
now to verify this? When then you verify it before
you sit it the first time? What was something was
created and invented during the Civil War that we've talked
about recently. If it wasn't a one steak sauce, what
was it? I thought it was steak sauce. Now it
says you're created eighteen twenties by Henderson William brand King
(13:06):
George the fourth Chef. So it sounds like England to me.
Tabasco Tabasco Okay, Tabasco is invented following the Civil War?
All right, Dan, do you still like a one. If
you found out that it's got raisin paste in it,
doesn't that just sound disgusting? Raisin paste raisins are nasty enough.
(13:29):
Name won't squish it into paste and eat it. I
don't really have an issue with raisins. I know you
guys hate raisins, but you shouldn't care. I don't hate them.
You shouldn't care what's in the mixture if it tastes good.
Steve hates avocado, but I've seen him at guacamole. Sometimes
if you put enough onion, tomato, garlic, jlipeno salt, you'd
(13:50):
load it down with something that might have flavor, because
the green part doesn't have any flavor, the green parts
of the avocado. That's my point, the avocado out and
just at Pico de Gayo, that's even better.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
The story that A one steak sauce who's created during
the American Civil War to cover the taste of horse
meat is a myth.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Uh you fell for the oldest chick in the book,
the old horse Meat. You get why people think that.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
On the bottle it says established eighteen sixty two, but
the sauce was created in eighteen thirty one. The brand
commercially standardized or marketed for broader sale.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
It wasn't invented in eighteen sixty two. It was branded
in eighteen sixty two.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
So while the email owner's tactically correct, he's also an
a hole for giving credit to British people for something
Americans should be taking credit for it.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
It also wasn't invented in the eighteen thirty one, as
you just read there, was invented in the eighteen twenties.
It was first sold as a general condiment in eighteen
thirty one, but for about ten years, King George the
Fourth had it all to himself.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Yeah, why I ask you this, Who do you want
to give credit to America? The Brits?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yeah? And real quick, just no.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Based on how you answer will depend on whether or
not I'm calling ice on you.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I want to give credit to our listeners. Who email us?
Who's the emailing? It was the guy that told us
it was created in England in eighteen twenty four, Oh
allow it. Yeah, he didn't say his name and he
did use the app, So we don't know because we
don't gather your personal private information and sell it. That's
because we're good people. I wrote, any who said this Brad.
(15:30):
Brad said, the strait of horror moves opening and then
closing one day to the next one. Sometimes just you know,
open this morning, close tonight kind of reminds me of
my ex wife. I guess that's why she's an x uh. Yeah,
well he fell in love with her. For our reasons,
trick keep us. We always enjoy reading your emails as well.
(15:54):
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to share, or a curiosity of some kind, please and
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Speaker 2 (16:06):
Coming up is the woman you're going on a date
with about to rob you. We'll tell you stick around.
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or the rest of your life. Option B B B B.
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In college.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
I'll just tell you it's USC has banned men from
certain areas of the gym to make room for women
and non binary students.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Non binary you mean robots? No, Billy, you should know
this by now. Unfortunately, I know Billy, i'd knows what
it means. And yet I don't blame him for wanting
to pretend to not know. I'm not real sure of
what non binary means. I thought it meant they've like
got computer chips in I'm like buying, buying, buying binary.
Remember that one thousand and six million dollar man, he
(00:32):
was non binary? Right, No, that's bionic. No, they're talking
about different thing altogether. Bionic and binary is not the
same they're talking about they of them's Billy had They
should get different words that don't sound the same. Then
they're talking about he she's cross dress areas well? Sorry? Uh,
what they do say trams in because these people they
are they want to be more special than the trans.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Trans isn't vague enough. Yeah, they want to be more
vague about it.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Trans is a dude who thinks he's a check her
vice a very so this is a person that doesn't
think they're anything.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Huh, exactly, they don't think they're anything, right, that's the
right reaction. Yeah, well then they shouldn't be in the gym.
Well yeah, what do you need exercise for? What do
you care? Doesn't matter? Does it?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Also, it's kind of weird to think they're acknowledging gender
while ignoring gender.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Right. Oh yeah, that's what I mean by vague. You
can weave back and forth depending on which way the
wind's blowing that particular morning when you woke up and
decided what do I feel like today? I don't know.
I don't feel like anything in particular. Oh good, well
we're vague enough. Well then you'll never be the quarterback
for the Oregon Ducks. No, you never will. No, But
(01:39):
you know that's something we're all going to have to
live with. I don't think anybody in this room has
ever got a quarterback for the Oregon Ducks. And it's
not just because you can't tell what ice cream you like, Yeah,
but it's also because I don't want to go to Oregon.
It's part of that. And you're way too old. You know,
A guy half your age would be done already at
being quarterback for the Ducks. I would agree with that.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
But with all this talk about non binary and gender fluid,
how far are we away from somebody saying they identify
as a good athlete even if they're not one, and
then we have to acknowledge it, because, after all, that's
their right tenanty.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
We tried to pull that off and it didn't work
for us. But maybe because we're old and you know,
also white, they don't want us to have any privilege
anymore like we used to have all the time. And
I missed my privilege. Don't you miss your privilege? I
never really knew that I had any. I'm a millennial, heterosexual,
middle Americans, cisgendered.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
White guy. I don't think I ever had privilege. I
had the perception of privilege, but actually true, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Well I miss it even though you might not have
known you had it until it was gone. You don't
know what you got till it's gone, can he?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Mister Kenneth, you're pretty fashioned savvy the world of anxiety bags.
Has that been introduced to you yet?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Gens? I don't play into the silly stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
It's it is silly. Gen Z's carrying around anxiety bags.
It looks like it's a purse, and according to this
report in the post, it's filled with stuff like fidget
spinners and squeeze balls.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, have the squeeze balls, you know, and don't forget
those stones. Worry You ever get a worry stone? No,
but I'm aware of what it is.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
It's usually flat and maybe has a little bit of
a concave surface and you hold it and you rub
your thumb over it, and that's you know, when you worry.
It's like, okay, you were gonna, you know, chew your
nails or you know, there's people that like pull their
hair out one at a time when they when they
have anxiety, and you get that worry stone and that
(03:34):
keeps your hands busy and you won't do that to yourself.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Well, apparently the anxiety bag, it's a purse for your purse.
Men are carrying them, but also women carry them. So
if you see a woman with two bags, one of
the bags may contain or bit gum. They're psychotropic drugs,
a calming pad, a fidget spinner, a squeeze toy.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
You just better not bring that second bag to spear
or front of your airlines goes. I ain't paying the
fee for that well, yeah, worry, you worry about it
putting one bag inside the other so they don't charge it.
How about that?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
See once again, this praises the point I think it
was better when people just smoked.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah, yeah, it's probably true, although I do like the
fact that you don't go home smelling like smoke every
time you go out at night. Look, those days were
you know, kinda let me chill clinically studied?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Does of KSM sixty six ash waganda passion flower?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
And what the f is that? It's a you know substances. Well,
it's thirty bucks.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Then you could get an FI d G y M
fidget stress relief toy.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
What is fid jim? What does that stand for?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Careful? I think you get the tea. You might have
that as Ashagonda stuff on it there, so you know
we'll be bab melt everything just because you don't know
how to pronounce it. No, I'm with it. It's fine
if you need it.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I but whatever, loop quiet too, drown out the noise
with these ultra comfy ear plugs.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
This is not what can't you just wear headphones? I
don't get it. No, you can't deal with the reality
of things you hear and things you see. So go
through life with your ears covered and your eyes closed
and everything will be great.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Okay, But anxiety ear plugs are just headphones that are
turned off.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I know that's what they are. You got those already.
If you broke your headphones, Kenny, you could sell them
to somebody as anxiety headphones and probably get your money back.
Then what you paid for that is two million dollar
ideas in one show, two to one million dollar ideas.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
What was that thing?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Not one two million dollar idea? What was the thing earlier?
Galling gun, coffee grinder. See this is why, where you
don't have millions of dollars, we come up with the
ideas and then we forget them. As quickly as they
pop into our head, they evaporate, and we're lazy. We're
not going to follow through.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
If we remembered, it's just one more reason to download
the Walton and Johnson's smartphone app. You know. Listening to
the podcast or the replay version of this show, it's
kind of like going mining for goal.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
That's true. If somebody hadn't already jumped on the gatling
good and coffee grinder idea that you just gave away
for free an hour ago, and they may have already
people listening to the app later today, we'll hear that
and then they'll jump on it. You may not have
the resources to have child soldiers in Central Africa sift
through a diamond mind, but you can listen to this
radio show here are brilliant ideas and capitalize off the
(06:27):
non trademarks and brilliance that we're sharing with you. Feel
free to exploit us at every opportunity. We don't mind.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
No.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
In fact, it kind of turns us on a little bit. Yeah,
thank you. Kind of exciting.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Listen to how misleading this headline is. Mister Kenneth Nancy
Guthrie's kidnappers likely don't know she was so fragile and
dumped her body because she was no longer of value.
Comma experts say, that's a headline.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Is that's a whole story, right, the whole story. And
it's an assumption. It's a guess at best authority which authorities?
Oh just people We called up and asked, well, they're
not even saying authorities, they're saying experts. Oh, experts, Well
said the same thing. Experts say, what guessing the authorities
will tell you they're experts. That's why they're in a
power and position.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
You don't know she was kidnapped, you don't know she
was fragile, you don't know her body was dumped. You
don't know it was no longer of value. You're not
really an expert in anything.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
They don't know, but they did like to speculate. Now,
you know, we probably ought not to give them too
hard a time about that, because there's pretty much what
we do here. We don't know what happened to that
boat and woman of Banana boat Muhamma boat lady, but
we did speculate about it pretty regular and we're usually
pretty accurate. But we also don't call ourselves experts. No, God, no,
(07:44):
nobody calls us that, because that's the part where you
lose all credibility. And the person right writing the headline
isn't saying they're experts. They're saying they chatted with experts,
and that's what they told them. Of course, they made
that up experts on what they didn't They didn't chat
with anybody about it, there's no way, no. I just
wrote it. And they wanted to add a little bit
of a credibility to the story, and so they said,
(08:04):
I know, at the end of the story, we'll put
experts say. Experts say a lot of things. By the way,
I believe most of that. I don't even think she
was kidnapped. I think they went in, they were gonna
robb her. She had a heart attack.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
It occurred to them, Oh it was an old lady's
dead burier in the desert.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Don't steal anything. Oh she had a heart attack in
her own home. Just leave her there. Yeah, but now
your fingerprints are everywhere. I don't know. I think if
she had a heart attack, everybody's gonna come in and go, oh,
she had a heart attack. Why would they be dusting
for fingerprints. She died of natural causes for being an
old lady. But I'm not even convinced she was kidnapped,
you know, That's all I'm saying. I think that there
(08:41):
is a possibility criminals were gonna do something she accidentally died.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I think they actually got part of it, right. I mean,
I base this off nothing, but same with them.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
You know. But they threw like nine things at the wall.
Some of it is bound to stick. Yeah, that's true.
At the end of the day, I got a pretty
exciting update for you on sports that mister Oh left out.
I don't know if you're aware of this or not,
but in just two weeks and two days, Okay, this
is good, the w NBA season kicks off. It's gonna
(09:16):
be good action April twenty fifth. You will not want
to miss it, because I know you're as big a
fan as I am. At least, Oh, you just reminded
me of something.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
For the eleven hundredth year in a row, there's no
reason to buy the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Oh really? Yeah? Yeah, because you can just pick it
up and look at it and then take it home
in your mind. No, because it's a bunch of WNBA stars.
According to the report I just read.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
What now, WNBA stars will be filling out the pages
of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue this year.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
It's a bunch of.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Is Angel Reethe, Sophie Cunningham, Melissa Jefferson, woodson Na, Fiza Collier.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Oh Iphi Conahir White lady. What's the little ones's name?
Sabrina White lady like like a rusky name, but probably white.
What's the other one? Uh, Britney grinder Fisa Britney Grinder. No,
she might do a topless episode, you know, because she's
a boy.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Britney Grinder could probably be on the cover of Playgirl,
some you know, Macho Dude magazine.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
No Caitland Clark, No Angel Reese and Sports Illustrated. I
mean not from what I read, But I didn't read
the issue. I just read a Now, did al Reese
change teams recently? Because yeah, that's true. She quit her team.
Now she's going to a new team. So the fans
of her all team, which I'm sure we all know
what that is, are going to be very disappointed. But
the fans that are new team, which I'm again I'm
(10:40):
sure we're all well familiar with the team we don't
even need to say that, are going to be excited.
I have a new star player. I think Atlanta's pretty
fired up. They've a w w NBA team or they
got Angel Wreath. How do you know I'm reading it
right here? Angel Reese played basketball for the Atlanta Dream.
That's what they said. Yeah, we knew that, we knew
(11:00):
she that's one of the team. That the Dream is
a team. Dream doesn't really sound like a real mascot though.
What they got there's a fever liberty again, there's a
lynx links not like barbecue lynks like apparently it's like
an animal. The Mystics. I don't know where most of
(11:21):
the team play the Storm? Who who got the Storm?
Storm play?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
That?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Calling your team the Mystics or the dream that's like
calling your team the Wokes or the feelings are sounds
just like what team do you play for? From the
Massachusetts Emotions. Well, it's got to be a w NBA team.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I never heard. Yeah, And at the top of the
second half it's sixteen to nine. Easton leads the scoring with.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Four and that's why she commands seven thousand dollars a year.
These gals sure do make it look difficult. But is
having this minor skill worth being so unattractive? That's for
the fan to decide.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah, Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Peter started making a weird noise there, but most people
probably didn't notice.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
That's the thing.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Sometimes you wake up, you walk out of the house,
you trip and stumble on the steps.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
You're very embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
You look around, you realize nobody's even looking at you.
What are you worried about?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Then you draw attention to it. That's no good.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Sometimes you get up, you spill a little milk on
your shirt and you realize, you know, I haven't even
left for work yet.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I could just change my shirt. Sometimes you blurt things
out on the radio and they're not accurate, and then
later somebody els to email listen say well, now they
ain't that ain't true. But then you corrected it, So
it's fright. Did you correct it? What did I say? Well,
you said a one was created during the Civil War?
When was it created eighteen twenty four in England? And
(12:42):
I know you're typing it all into the computer right
now to verify this? When then you verify it before
you sit it the first time? What was something was
created and invented during the Civil War that we've talked
about recently. If it wasn't a one steak sauce, what
was it? I thought it was steak sauce. Now it
says you're created eighteen twenties by Henderson William brand King
(13:06):
George the fourth Chef. So it sounds like England to me.
Tabasco Tabasco Okay, Tabasco is invented following the Civil War?
All right, Dan, do you still like a one. If
you found out that it's got raisin paste in it,
doesn't that just sound disgusting? Raisin paste raisins are nasty enough.
(13:29):
Name won't squish it into paste and eat it. I
don't really have an issue with raisins. I know you
guys hate raisins, but you shouldn't care. I don't hate them.
You shouldn't care what's in the mixture if it tastes good.
Steve hates avocado, but I've seen him at guacamole. Sometimes
if you put enough onion, tomato, garlic, jlipeno salt, you'd
(13:50):
load it down with something that might have flavor, because
the green part doesn't have any flavor, the green parts
of the avocado. That's my point, the avocado out and
just at Pico de Gayo, that's even better.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
The story that A one steak sauce who's created during
the American Civil War to cover the taste of horse
meat is a myth.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Uh you fell for the oldest chick in the book,
the old horse Meat. You get why people think that.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
On the bottle it says established eighteen sixty two, but
the sauce was created in eighteen thirty one. The brand
commercially standardized or marketed for broader sale.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
It wasn't invented in eighteen sixty two. It was branded
in eighteen sixty two.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
So while the email owner's tactically correct, he's also an
a hole for giving credit to British people for something
Americans should be taking credit for it.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
It also wasn't invented in the eighteen thirty one, as
you just read there, was invented in the eighteen twenties.
It was first sold as a general condiment in eighteen
thirty one, but for about ten years, King George the
Fourth had it all to himself.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Yeah, why I ask you this, Who do you want
to give credit to America? The Brits?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yeah? And real quick, just no.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Based on how you answer will depend on whether or
not I'm calling ice on you.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I want to give credit to our listeners. Who email us?
Who's the emailing? It was the guy that told us
it was created in England in eighteen twenty four, Oh
allow it. Yeah, he didn't say his name and he
did use the app, So we don't know because we
don't gather your personal private information and sell it. That's
because we're good people. I wrote, any who said this Brad.
(15:30):
Brad said, the strait of horror moves opening and then
closing one day to the next one. Sometimes just you know,
open this morning, close tonight kind of reminds me of
my ex wife. I guess that's why she's an x uh. Yeah,
well he fell in love with her. For our reasons,
trick keep us. We always enjoy reading your emails as well.
(15:54):
If you have something on your mind, something you want
to share, or a curiosity of some kind, please and
does to be about steak sauce. You've got any old
thing in the world. Walton Johnson dot com.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Coming up is the woman you're going on a date
with about to rob you. We'll tell you stick around.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
The options. Option A is to stay with your wife
or the rest of your life. Option B B B B.
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