Hot Dogs at the game

Kenny Webster interviews comedian Jesse Peyton.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hey, if you enjoy that, you want a Johnson show
like we do, then you might also enjoy the Pursuit
of Happiness show in the afternoon with Oh Kenney Webster
there And as a matter of fact, I think, do
we have a clip?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Can we play a clip?

Speaker 3 (00:16):
A little Hollywood news here? The stars of Euphoria, Sidney
Sweeney and Zendaiah reportedly avoid each other as often as
possible on the set. Another thing, both ladies avoid as
often as possible on the set.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Bras, I gotta go. How dare you? Jesse Payton?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
I just Norm McDonald you those classic Norm McDonald's style humor.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Why are you messing with the microphone?

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Setting up my camera? Jesse Payton in studio? Right now,
you're on a camera. Right now, there's a camera. What
there's a camera on you? Oh my goodness. It feels
like the dressing room all over again. Kenny. I'm tired
of dealing with you. Jesse Payton is he has a
professional microphone. There's multiple cameras set up in the room.
He's setting up his iPhone so he can record the moment.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
You're filming yourself being filmed.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
I'm filtering the photos. So I love so I can
tell everybody I'm twenty four years old on a bumble.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Are you making you're doing a making of for this
podcast and radio show.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
We're on a big deal. We're live for those on
the radio listening to the radio around the Houston. We
have live stream this broadcast on social media as we
often do.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
And so, yeah, very good.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Jesse Payne and I tomorrow night with a bunch of
other people at the DOCI Dough in the Woodlands.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
You are really getting into posing for pictures. I'm trying
to post this, Katie, I'm trying to bring it in her.
Both of my followers are listening right now. Are you
holding up gang signs?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Is that's what I'm doing that? I'm Wes West Houston
for life.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Wait, Katie Texas, Katie Texas, y'all, it's it's rough out here.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
We only have nine sushi restaurants. It's mean streets. I
grew up. I grew up poor. We only had one
controller for my Super Nintendo.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah that's true. For Yeah, that's poverty. That is terrible.
What was your favorite white trash food? Jesse Peyton, You're
about as white trash as they come.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Uh, weenies, that's a true story.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Yeah, I remember his kids. We used to when we
would get the baloney. You remember the red strip around it.
I would put it in my teeth and then like
run the string through my teeth so I would get
all the extra meat in my mouth. Which is a
weird thing to say on air.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
And yet I believe everywhere to that's true. All of
it's true. I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
I was just reminded of this when you said, Weenies,
baseball season's back and the Blue Jays fans yesterday at
a game scarfed down and insane amount of hot dogs. Well,
I guess it was Tuesday. They beat the Dodgers four
to one. But that's not the real story. I mean,
it's not even All Star break it. Nobody cares if
you're winning games. They sold seventy seven cent hot dogs
in honor of their inaugural season in nineteen seventy seven,

(02:49):
which resulted in fans at one baseball game eating over
one hundred thousand hot dogs. And when I heard the news,
I was like, wow, that's amazing. We had a clip
of one of the baseball fans how many how many
you've heard of the nine nine to nine challenge. You
get what that is? No, you eat nine hot dogs
and drink nine beers and nine innings? Now, I know

(03:10):
you don't drink alcohol at all. Right, I think a
younger version of me could have done this. I don't
know if forty three year old Kenny is gonna be
able to eat nine hot dogs and yeah, that's how
long is a baseball game?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Two and a half hours, two to two and a
half Nine hot dogs in two and a half hours. Yeah,
that's a lot. But it's the beer that would get me.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Beer.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
It's not like drinking a doctor pepper or a water
or something.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
The thing that gets me is that it's it's the bargain, Like,
who's not eating hot dogs because they're priced out the game?

Speaker 5 (03:41):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Like like I don't have I don't have ballpark frank
budget money. No, but make it seventy seven sense that
I'm gonna gorge myself into diabetes.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
The Masters tournament's going on right now, yes, and they're
doing I guess, pimento cheese sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
I don't I don't give a c app about golf. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
I only know this because I watched Fox Business Channel
they said in the nineteen thirties or whenever the Master started,
you could get a pimento cheese sandwich for a quarter.
Today it's a dollar in a quarter. And when I
heard that, I thought that's actually pretty good inflation, I
would have thought vastly more expensive compared.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Then the Yeah, if you could get anything for a
dollar and a quarter, that's a meal.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Like, I'm in that's a good deal. It doesn't sound that.
I don't think that.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
That's probably the cheapest thing about golf. Yeah, that's one
and a half hot dogs. But getting back to Toronto here, somebody,
uh was interviewed by a journalist about all the hot
dogs they were eating if Mooney.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Dogs night at Roger Center. So every hot dog is
seventy seven cents Canadian. That's what like fifty cent US dollars. Okay,
and he's pretty small, but I'm really.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
Quickly gonna put the ketchup and mustard on it.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
There's so much bread. Wait wait, wait, wait wait wait
did you hear what she just said? Canadian? Could you?

Speaker 4 (04:51):
I couldn't imagine being at the counter behind somebody who's like, hey, uh,
They're like, do you want a hot dog? And they're like,
how much is it? And it's seventy seven cents and
they're like, all pass. And then they're like, but that's Canadian,
and they're like, Okay, give me forty.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
It's funny that that was your takeaway from it. I
had enjoyed that, But my I'm triggered by this. She
put ketchup on her hot dog?

Speaker 2 (05:17):
What's wrong with that?

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Oh my god, I'm gonna have to punch you. I
don't know if he could be friends anymore. You don't
put ketchup on.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
A hot dog.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
You put mustard or ketchup. No, ketchup is French fries.
It's only French fries. It's nothing else. There's one thing
you do with French fries, ketchup. That's angry with that, but.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
That's not the exclusive thing for ketchup it is. I've
you're out of your mind.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
You never put ketchup on a hot just proved you're
not white trash canny. And I feel like you've alienated
yourself from a lot of your followers because a lot
of us use ketchup on everything, including steaks.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
What yeah, put ketchup on your steak. I've done that before.
Why was there's something wrong with this. Did you earn it?

Speaker 3 (05:53):
No, my mom did. My mom couldn't cook. Okay, so
yes it was ruined. Then yes, A one steak sauce
was first marketed in America during the Civil War, but
it wasn't invented during the Civil War. That was just
when they commercialized it was invented decades earlier in England.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
We stole it from them.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Then during the Civil effing War, somebody thought, you know
what we need is better steak.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
The steak we've got isn't any good.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
There was an urban myth that it had something to
do with horse meat, but no, it was actually just
I like a one. I'll go to a nice restaurant
and then people will stare, I don't care, that's terrible.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yeah, I hate you. I hate you so much.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
There is a scientific explanation for why you don't put
ketchup on a hot dog, and it has to do
with acidity levels.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Ketchup is heavy on sweetness.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
It add sugar, natural tomato sugars, moderate acidity from the
vinegar and the tomato flavor. It's a blunt, one note,
sweet tangy bomb coats everything. It ruins the hot dog.
A good hot dog, especially natural casing. Ones with snap
have a nuanced, savory, smoky flavor. Ketchup sugar drowns them.

(07:00):
It makes the whole thing taste like a sweet tomato.
You could put ketchup on anything. It's just gonna taste
like catchup.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Kenny, you're trying to dispel the theory of putting ketchup
on hot dogs by acidity levels. I have made out
with a stripper in Tijuana after she walked out of
the champagne room. Kenny, you think I'm worried about acidity levels. Okay,
that's the reason I didn't get COVID all right, because
I kiss strippers on the mouth and I drink water
out of the hose and that's ah, that's the water hose.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
I just want to be clear for sure. The hose
hose water is delicious. Ohse the water? Yeah, Well, there
is a secret to drinking on a hot day in Texas.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Drinking water from a hose. You can't just put your.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
Mouth there, right, you gotta let that hot part from
the hose drain out.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
First, rookie mistake, Right, people will burn their face. I've
seen it happen. I have to that's a recipe for
a disaster. Yeah, you could really hurt yourself. And the
same applies when you're kissing the strippers. You can't just
go in there, raw dog. You gotta spit. Never mind,
I'll stop, all right, guys. Mustard is scientifically better for
the hot dog because of the acidity, because of the
pungency from vinegar and mustard oils. Slicing through the fat

(08:05):
and the salt without adding too much sugar, it brightens
rather than blankets.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Do you understand ketchup is wrong? It's kiddy?

Speaker 4 (08:13):
He said Science. Science says they're seventy seven genders. Now
not buying into your horse magic logic. Kenny Man, I'm.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
So glad you said that, because you've given me a
segue to something from the world of Canada. Canadia has
decided to gift us with a new acronym. This video
has gone viral of a woman with a haircut. I
can only assume she got because she didn't want any.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
Loaf I would do in nity.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
The most unattractive For those listening on the radio, We're
looking at a still shot from a video right now
of a woman with bangs. The bangs are always a
surefire sign that a white lady is having a mental
health breakdown.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Right, she's lost her something's happened, and she's.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Wearing like a solid but she looks like she looks
like Judge Booty.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
No yes, no makeup, no attempt to be attractive at all,
dressed all in black with what looks like Native American
beads around her neck. If she's a Native American, I
don't know what tribe. What tribe would you think she
would be?

Speaker 2 (09:12):
In Jesse? The Kaman, I'll never lay you, that's correct, just.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
The Kaman and other relay is correct. And so anyway,
she's come up with a new acronym. Hold on tight, everybody.
It's a whopper of a doozy. Deal with the ongoing
genocide of MMI w G two s l g B
t q q I A plus.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
This is a poor A lot of.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
People are saying that this is the Wi Fi password.
My question, I asked this on social media earlier. If
your acronym involves every letter of the alphabet.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
It's not really an acronym anymore. It's not.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
It's a cracronym. I look, it's a cracronym. I looked
this one up earlier, mm MMI WG two S plus
What would you guess it is if you had.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
To guess Roman numerals, because anything that starts with M
M I'm like, oh, this is the date the book
was written.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
This is the more I'd answer this question. That was
a good answer. I thought that was a funny answer.
The more I answer this question for you, the more
I confusing. It's going to become M M I w
G two S plus stands for missing murdered Indigenous women
girls or two spirits or something else.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Plus.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
That's plus you missed a lot of letters. There were
a lot more letters than what you just read. No, no, no,
she just says it really fast. Hang on, I'll play
it for you one more time. Listen M M I
w G two S plus JBT SLG.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
No, no, there's no LGBT in there. Listen of mm
I w G two s lgbto Oh, you're right there,
it's in there. You know you're right, son of them,
You're right.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Okay, it's wait wait, wait y'all, hang on, listeners, can
you say that one more time?

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Well, the acronym is supposed to be M M I
w G twos, then it goes, lgbt qq I and
they added a Q. They added a qu. Yeah. One
thing I never want to add in a laundry list
of letters is a Q. I don't want the queue
my w G two S, l g B t q
q I A plus.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
This is a.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Pose a lot.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Now read it all with all of the letters that
she did. Read the whole acron.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Missing murdered Indigenous women's girls, two spirits, lesbians, gays, bisexuals, queers,
did I or plus which could mean anything?

Speaker 2 (11:27):
You feel like we're playing a long game of Doug
Doug Goose.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
And apparently the two Spirits explicitly includes Indigenous lgbt Q
plus individuals acknowledging their vulnerability to gender based violence.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
My favorite thing about gender based violence is that God
made me a man.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Well, no gender based violence in this context is I
don't like it. Nobody likes any kind. All violence is
bad unless you're murdering a pedophile, then I think it's great.
But the thing they never point out is this, when
trainees get murdered, When the transsexual community gets murdered, almost always,
almost every single time, it's not a hate crime. It's
almost never a it's a hate crime less than one

(12:09):
percent of the time. The number of trainees getting murdered
is shockingly large, Jesse. But the people murdering them are there.
It's either domestic violence, it's a jaded lover or a
botched drug deal. Gone south, which I'm told is bad.
Apparently going south for me, going south was good. I
found a cheaper home and spicier food and warmer weather.
But apparently going south is bad in every other context.

(12:31):
Do you get that, ah, I thought it going south
was something completely different.

Speaker 5 (12:36):
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Speaker 3 (12:51):
Okay, so there's a there's a new documentary about Lauren Michaels.
It features all the hilarious legends who came from SNL
and Rob Schneider's in it too, so that's cool.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Hey, yeah, this my guy, j Rob Schneider. I actually
think he's very funny.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
But now, for years he was considered to be an
unfunny person on Saturday Night Live because it was like
he was friends with Adam Sandler. Adam Sandler gave him
a lot of pit pity gigs and that sort of thing,
and then at some point he became right.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Wing and then people hated him. Yeah that's when I
loved him. You liked him more than yeah I like
him or no, he's funny. Now I don't.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
It's hard to respect a guy who wears a fedora,
do you know what I mean? Of course, I was
photographed on Saturday at the Improv in a pair of
black jeans and the photo got placed online and I
don't know what some guy thought, but in the comment
section he goes, I guess parachute pants are back, and
I don't know they weren't parachute pants, but whatever. So
I clicked on his link just to see what he

(13:50):
looks like because I had to know. You know, who
is this stupid a hole right making fun of my
seemingly Monday and clothing. And it was a guy in
a fedora. Uh yeah, that's kind of creepy.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah, what do you do? You're in a fedora? Dude? Yeah, like,
no one's taking you seriously, bro. Here's all the.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
People that can wear a fedora. A New York City
cab driver in the seventies, a bass player in a
jazz band.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
What am I leaving out here? Any black guy ever?

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Sure, I mean obviously any black guy clearly a black
eye and no doubt there. But I think that's it.
You're a white guy. You play guitar in a rush
cover band. You can't wear a fedora. That's absolutely disgusting,
all right. India is considering using reptiles at their border
to keep out people from Bangladesh. If there's one thing

(14:38):
Indians hate, it's people coming into their country from foreign countries. Yes,
and so obviously, you know, because you could see how
nice India is, and so to keep people out of
the country, they're putting crocodiles and snakes and lizards and
that sort of thing along the border.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Before I tell you what I think of this, What
do you think of it? H I think.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
That it's a it's a It sounds like a weird
Nintendo game that they're playing over there, is that right?

Speaker 3 (15:07):
What's what's the game? I forget the game? I wish
and it was on the tip of my tongue and
I A Fall. No, that's Atari. You remember Pitfall, probably
not the little older than you.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
I remember Pitfall? Sure? What was this? What was Contra?
What was the secret code go up, up, down, down
left right left right, BABA select start.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
I thought it was up up down down left left
right right aa b b select select start.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Nope, up up that ero, man tell me I'm right,
all right, fine, I don't know. I can't. I can't.
I can't, guys for moral validation.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
She just came in here to show me that he
knows more about acronyms for the alphabet people in Canada
and secret codes to nineteen eighties video games than I do.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
And I know more about everything else.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Yes, maybe writing one liners, Here's why I don't understand
India bringing lizards reptiles to the border. We import a
lot of people from South Asia to our country. Now,
I'm not like one of these no immigration guys. But
if we're to believe that we want people from South
Asia to come here to do tech jobs, one would
have to assume they're a high tech country. Now, in America,

(16:13):
we're now working with drones on our borders. We've got
heat seeking infrared technology cameras set up along because supposedly
this is cheaper and more effective than building a wall
which you could scale or jump or whatever.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Theoretically, but we're.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Bringing people into our country from a place where they're
now protecting their country with crocodiles.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
To see where I'm going with this, it seems very risky.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
Ah yeah, don't maybe pull out my rattlesnake.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Have you ever done this trick? Jesse? The India Google
maps trick? Have you ever done this?

Speaker 3 (16:45):
What I am about to show you right now is
going to change how you feel about India, because obviously
you love and respecting. It's a great If you zoom
in anywhere on the map of India, you will end
up in a place covered in garbage.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Did you know that? Dude?

Speaker 3 (17:02):
You think I'm making this up? Hang on, I think
I guess you're supposed to drop the little guy. I'm
doing it wrong. Hold on, let's drop the little guy.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Here's a road. Let's see where the little guy goes.
Hold on, I gotta do it again.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Sorry to those of you listening on social media, you
probably don't understand what's going on. We're playing a Okay,
it obviously won't go there. Let's drop it here. Here
it will go, won't it? Why won't it go there?
I guess I don't understand how this works. This worked
the last time I did it all right, we're zooming
in rezooming in rezooming in Oh, here you go street view.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
I am doing it wrong.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Go down to StreetView and and garbage. Do you know
what I'm saying? Every single time? Like, wow, it's it's remarkable.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
You would see it would seem like a statistical anomaly.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Yet it's batting a thousand that actually seems strikingly cleaner
than what I was expecting to see.

Speaker 5 (17:53):
Bad.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
That wasn't as bad as what I was. We've been
told very bad. Right, that wasn't actually that bad. Let's
try another one. Drop a person here for example, Google
street view, garbage not actually that much garbage here out Nope, garbage.
There we go, garbage again, garbage and more garbage. So anyway,
why is that? Why do you think that is? They're

(18:15):
just not worried. Is worried about garbage as a because
the climate change isn't real over there. They don't recycle,
They don't recycle. It's not an issue. In India. We've
been told over and over again, if we don't do
something about our carbon footprint, the world will be destroyed.
But there's like three hundred million people here in a
billion there right, and they have a carbon sandalprint. That's all.
I don't know it. That's actually not racist. It's just

(18:37):
a cultural observationist. Aren't racists?

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Yeah, well that's true. Fact. Yeah, facts are not racist.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Hey, well, speaking of things that aren't racist, let's see,
I'm gonna play a game right now with Jesse. Let's
see if you it's a challenge to see if you
can avoid making a racist joke. Can Jesse do it?
It'll be very what I am going to put on
the screen here right now. In Uganda, there is there's
a rare and deadly civil war that's broken out between
two factions of chimps in Africa. Jesse, don't do it.

(19:08):
Do not do it, Jesse, I know it's I Nope,
do not. And anyway, so this is a very interesting
news story, I think for a number of reasons. First
of all, you're learning about wildlife in Uganda, and that's interesting.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Who even knew they had different factions there.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
For twenty years, the Nugago chimps of Uganda's Kabbali National
Park were living the good life by being together. They
helped one another, dominated and killed apes from neighboring groups.
Expanded their territory boosted their baby's chances of survival.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
But then eleven years.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
Ago, in twenty fifteen Jesse, the group started splitting into
two clusters. Several male chimps who had bridged clicks within
the larger group died from disease, weakening social ties. Around
the same time, a new alpha male rose to dominance.
The last baby ape with parents from both groups was
born in twenty eighteen. After that it was total separation.
Now dozens of these things are dying all the time.

(20:00):
There is a war happening in Uganda, and it is
just fascinating, and the comments to this are fascinating as well.
Here's old Donald Trump on social media saying he'll help
to settle this war. I think that's very nice of him.
There's a photo of someone handing a rifle to a
chimp and it says, meanwhile, the CIA to pro American chimps.
That's fun. Someone asked the question, which side is USAID funding?

(20:23):
And then of course a picture of Marco Rubio dressed
like a Safari jungle guy with a banana because he
can do any job, obviously. What are your thoughts on
the Ugandan chimpanzee civil war, Jesse, this is uh, yeah,
I can't. I can't do this. Well, that's great, I can't. Well,
I know your limitations. I think that I'm proud of you.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
Yes, can we get back to this is a lot
of This is a lot of zoology for reptiles and
chimps and alligators, and maybe they should use those to
guard the guard the streets of India.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Look, it's not racist. They're using reptiles to guard. That's
what they're doing there.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
It's true, and there's a lot of garbage in India.
That's just an observation. Why don't we end on this, Jesse,
since obviously if we end the show with that will
be canceled permanently forever. The US birth rate has hit
a record low. The CDC just announced US birth rates
are lower than they were in twenty twenty five or
the year before, in twenty twenty five, lower than twenty
twenty four. More babies were born in nineteen sixty six,

(21:23):
when our population win was one hundred and ninety six
million than in twenty twenty five, when the population is
three hundred and forty three million. And this is after
we outlawed abortion in somewhere between a third and half
of the country. What can we do, Jesse, you don't
have any kids. You're a middle aged man with a
high income.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Why aren't you? Why don't you have any children?

Speaker 4 (21:43):
I do have to admit I feel like this is
my fault, Kenny, for not having kids at this point,
because I think the volume of times I've had intercourse
to zero babies might be one of the most skewed
ratios on the planet.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
Yeah, that's my fault. Yeah, I apologize. And this radio
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Speaker 2 (22:17):
I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
I'm Keddy Webster, you're Jesse Payton. We have had a
lot of fun here. This afternoon tomorrow is Saturday. Unless
you're watching this on Saturday, than today's Saturday. Unless you're
watching it on Sunday, then he already missed your chance.
But Saturday night, April eleventh, we will be at the
Dosey Dough in the Woodlands. Tickets are still available. It's
about half sold out at this point, so there's still
some good tickets available. VIP tickets are right up in

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front of the stage. They cost slightly more than regular tickets,
which you get how it works. I think it's one
of those venues where every seat in the building is
a good seat.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
It is, so if your budget trapped, you know, get
any c but come out, guys.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
This show is going to be tremendous.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
Kenny and I are going to be performing opening up
the comedy show, and then we're going to be hosting
a comedy contest for ten actually touring headliners who are
going to perform on one stage. Guys, this is basically
a festival's worth of comedy in one night.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
You're gonna get two hours.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
Of stand up comedy at one of the most prestigious
venues in the entire country. Dosey does the Big Barn
tomorrow night. Doors open at seven, show starts at eight.
Their food is amazing, drinks are amazing. Comedy is gonna
be amazing, guys. This is going to be the thing
to do. You do not want to hear about it.
On Sunday. Come check it out on Saturday. I promise
you won't be disappointed.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
And he won't be censured by this broadcast medium Saturday night.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
So if you want his thoughts on.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
The Ugandan Chimpanzee civil war, come hang out with us Saturday.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Night at the Dosy Do. To the rest of you,
I love you all. Have a great weekend.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
We'll be back bright and early Monday morning for more
of what you bought a radio for.

Speaker 5 (23:44):
You are listening to the Pursuit of Happiness Radio. Tell
the government to kiss your ass when you listen to
this show.