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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a Tiger Woods drinks or take drugs or painkillers
or something.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Anyway, Good morning, Good morning to you, mister Kenneth. We're
almost to the weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Any big plans, Oh yeah, got a lot of excitement,
A lot of excitement.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I don't feel like I need to go in specifics
because when I do, you generally like to turn it
around on me and make fun of me or or
poke fun at me if.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
You will, and it'll probably nauseate us.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
I don't know why you even asking stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
No, I am pretty excited though about this, this ceasefire.
I thought the ceasefire ended about nine thirty yesterday morning
when Iran said they were going to close the Strait
of Horror moves. This is the most anybody has ever
said the Strait of.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Horror moves in a week? Is this week a lot
of back and forth? Can you tell me right now?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I hate war, but I love that people are learning
about geography.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Oh sure, it's very important, right. Can you tell me
right now at this moment, is the Strait of hormuves
open or close?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
It is semi open, I think is how you would
explain it. Most accurately.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
When you woke up this morning, it was probably semi open.
Now two hours later it is slammed shut, closed again.
The Iranians nothing, it has anything to do with the seasfire,
but that was one of the conditions open the Strait
of Hormus immediately.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
And Rand's like, ah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
And then they said, but we're gonna decide, we're gonna
kind of pick and choose which.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Country's boats can come and go.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
And they said, China free to pass, move along anybody else,
We're gonna install a toll, especially if the boat happens
to be carrying oil. So they said, how about just
a dollar a barrel? How much could that cost you
dollar a barrel? I mean a lot if you think
of how many barrels of oil does an average tanker hold? Thousands,
(01:53):
two million? Okay, so a lot, yeah, a lot, Yeah,
that would if you do the math properly. I think
that's true million dollars a dollar a barrel, and they'd
like you to pay that toll. Nobody seems to be
willing to do that, or very fired up about it
at least, so as of about an hour ago, it's
(02:13):
just okay. Nobody can go again. So the ceasefire did
not last more than twenty four hours. I don't think
it lasted twelve, to be honest.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
They're blaming Israel for launching rockets at Israel, and they like,
I get it, I ectually me Elebanon. They're blaming Israel
for launching rockets Elebanon, and I had anything to do
with us and Iran, Well, it does because Iran says,
we have got to leash our dog. Speaking of Israel,
that's just the America's dog on a leash, and we
(02:43):
are not controlling it the way we should.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
And you know, if you live in a neighborhood with
an HOA, you better control your little dog. Here's the
most accurate way of explaining it.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Right now. Traffic is at a near standstill. Oh boy.
Recent data shows a handful of ships. What's that?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Three to five ships in the last twenty four hours,
mostly non tanker bulk carriers passed through.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
They're charging in Crypto or Wan. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
So we called this guy one and we said what
do you charge? You know, and there's a lot. He
was like, well, your lawn for twenty bucks. But if
you want me to do the hedges, it's extra and
that didn't explain anything that should.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Come with the price. I mean, you know, the hedges
is part of the deal.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
And we were more confused than any after we got
off the phone than when we called them.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Well everybody is because everybody lies during the war and
the negotiations, and they yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Sure we'll do that if you will do this. But
then they don't did that. So they didn't do that.
Now you know me, Uh, what's the silver lining?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Have you seen?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Always look for the silver lining? Have you seen what
it's done to crypto? They have not.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
The value of crypto's gone up. Now they're like, wait, Iran.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Is only taking crypto, well, Crypto or Wan, So Crypto's
gone up.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
And then I guess it's good for China's economy because
they're sure they now basically controls the strait of hormones
in some regard, or at least.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
They have influence. Yeah, they're a global power. They can
get in and out of it.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
And hey, and while it's really weird to think that,
actually does help us out a little bit because it's
a global economy. So if you're hoping that the cost
of oil will go down or the cost of gas,
or your stock market, your retirement account won't get kicked
at the nuts today.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I mean, it could be worse. The other interesting thing
to watch is the.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Officials from other countries who are happy to step up
and take credit for the ceasefire, for example, or anything
surrounding the war. Anytimes something happens like that and they
come out with the big news. Somebody that you've never
heard of or seen is on international television now saying
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this is what we've accomplished.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
We've done this, and we've done that, and they had
little or nothing to do with anything. All right.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
The current Prime minister through the United Kingdom has been
a little ineffective.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
It's hard to believe he's been in power almost two years.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
And you don't hear about him much the way you remember,
you know, prime ministers of the past.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Kiera Starmer, is that how you say his name here? Yeah,
it's a fun name here.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
He's in charge of the Labor Party and you know,
you wouldn't know it, but for fourteen years the Conservatives
were in charge of the government over there in England,
and now the Libs control it and not as influential
as you think they'd be.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
But anyway he needs a victory? Point? Does he need
a victory?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Here?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
He is yesterday talking about the ceasfire. What is the
purpose of your visit here in the Gulf. What kind
of influence do you think you can have?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Well, we've just reached this seaspire, which there it is,
they're not, Yeah, we've just reached a seasfire.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Did anybody contact Keer about this negotiation? How'd you do it?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Kere?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah? You know what was what was your strategy going
into it?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
How did you stay out of the way. Yeah, that's
a big accomplishment there, buddy.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
As you were negotiating the sea, what were your main priorities?
How did you know when you'd accomplished your goal? That's
what I wanted. I get questions and so many more
questions I will ask, where the answer is always nothing good.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
You couldn't have done less. You could not have done less.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
This is like, you know, like the third string quarterback
for the Kansas City Chiefs.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
They even know his name.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
He gets the ring when they win the Super Bowl,
even if he never sit toe on the field.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
And which gets back to a topic we covered almost
an hour ago. There's a lot of conversation today about
America getting out in NATO, and as somebody who hates
paying for free healthcare and foreign countries, because that's really
what it is.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
We're paying for their military. We're paying for that.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Our foreign policy covers the national security of virtually every
country in NATO.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
So if we get if we don't get out of it,
because you know, Congress, you know how they are, then
when don't we just stop sending them help.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
We need sixty of to get out of NATO. So
that's not gonna happen, not as long as Trump's for it.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Now, if Trump said I was against pulling out of NATO,
Congress would slam dunk that bad.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Boy, you know, and you're probably right.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
But at the same time, there's a handful of lawmakers
in the Republican Party who can't think for themselves, and
they'd be too stupid. Oh Trump says we're not for it,
and then they'd vote the wrong way and not many. No,
it's it either way. I don't think it's gonna work. Unfortunately,
and let's not forget the military industrial complex is the
only reason Lindsey Graham even has a sex life.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
So how we well, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
A guy like him, or uh, who's this guy in
the care of both of the guys in the Caroline?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
What's the other guy, Tim Scott? Oh? Yeah, I forgot
about him. You know weird?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Do all closeted gay men love wars? It just those
twos kind of I can't say all.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
But then most of my friends are not closeted anymore,
so I can't base it on that judgment.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yeah, I get that. I always wondered about that.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
It's twenty twenty one, and I know you're not an
expert on all things homosexual twenty first century. I was
trying to say, it's twenty twenty six, it's the twenty
first second. Gotcha here in the twenty first century? To
gay men respect closeted gay men or are you ashamed?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
It depends on the individual, you know, how attractive, I mean,
how wonderful they are.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Yesterday a liberal was trying to explain to me. He's like, Kenny,
you know there's a lot of gay Republicans. I said, yeah,
I'm aware of that. Trust me, I probably knew that
before you did. I get the impression almost everyone in Washington, DC.
I got to think it's more than half of them.
Republican or Democrat. There just seems to be a lot
of gay men working in people's congressional offices.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
And you've verified their homosexuality how exactly? I don't think
they're even closeted.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
If you go to DC and you meet these people
that are working on Capitol Hill.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
And you've done this, Yeah, you've gone to DC and
met all these gay men. I've met a lot of
people that work in Washington.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Do you want to explain that further or was that
your personal private vacation time.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
See, I see what you're trying to do here, trying
to twist this around and make it into something weird.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
But I don't have to twist it. You said it.
You go to Washington, d C.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
To meet game in Well, I went to the barrio
and met a lot of Mexicans. That doesn't mean I'm
Tejano or whatever. Right, Well, maybe if I go to Chinatown,
am I Asian?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Now? Is that how it works? Now? You go to Washington,
d C. You're surrounded by.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Homosexual boy you sure are having a work card to
defend yourself, can't he a?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yeah? You know, maybe you're protesting too much? Now, what's
going on here? Wait a minute. Didn't you go to
a Trader Joe's the other day?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Does that make you a soccer mom? Or stopped in
the parking lot. I didn't go in the store. What
were you? What were you doing there?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
It sounded like I had a flat, So I pulled
into the parking lot. You know, just stop in the
middle of the street, put your hazards on and ruin
everybody else's day. I pulled out into a parking lot.
It turned out to be a Trader Joe. I didn't
go in, but also didn't have a flat, just a
rock stuck in there was a rock, yeah, or a raccoon,
nor iran a rock or iran he ran or iraq,
(09:55):
Oh stop that irack or he ran or you know
what us ultraliberals say, why are okay Walton and Johnson?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
That's for you this morning? But instead I got this.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I don't know why that sounded dirty when you said it,
Like if he just said it, yeah, if you just
said it pill, yeah, I don't think I would have.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Would I have said that though? No, that's a good point.
I'm having a great day. You're not gonna You're not
gonna bring me down. But You're not gonna bum me
out today. I'm having a great day. I woke up
in a great mood. If you're not in a great mood,
you know what you can do.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Change it. That's your call. You don't like your mood
you're in, change it. You don't have to be, you know,
at the at the mercy of a bad mood. That's
your call. Mister Kenneth.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
As much as I would love to disagree with you,
what you just said is completely true.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
It always is. It's not always true. What you say
is not always you know. If you ever catch me
in a lie, now, I may misspeak.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah, that happens a lot. Okay, I'm gonna take a
tip from the Democrats, who seem to be really good
at getting away with stuff. But sometimes we choose to
be upset sometimes people. I'll give you an example. Yesterday morning,
I came in here. What was I mad about? Does anyway?
Speaker 3 (11:04):
It was very stupid, I'll admit, Oh, yeah, you were
mad about something.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I posted a video of a protest and I ye,
your picture didn't show a thousand people protesting, but she
said there was like a thousand people there, and somebody.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Called you out on it. Man, I think I said
there were several. There were hundreds. This is what I said.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Lot, it was hundreds, but I zoomed in and just
showed you a handful of them because I thought their
signs were interesting. They said it was Iran, Iran versus
the Epstein regime. Well, that's interesting that the Muslim community,
who actually worship a pedophile are criticizing the United States
for having a vague association with this billionaire decades.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
But then in the comment section, like, I don't see hundreds, Kenny,
I only see twelve people. And it was like five
or six people posted that out of the thousand people.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
And I don't know why I let that bother me.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
But you decided you wanted to be in a band mood.
You wanted to be aggravated.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
But every one of those people, who's very stupid and
short sighted and completely missed the point of the video,
which just shows how dumb and feeble minded they are.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
You're still there, allowed me to be upset. It was
they allowed you, I allowed myself. Is the lesson I'm
learning here.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
You can't always control what happens to you, but you
can control how you feel about it and how you
deal with it.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
It took me a long time to figure that out.
And I'm saying, you know, it's one of those things.
It's like, don't try to solve women's problems. I know it,
but I still don't really know it.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Yeah, but you still can't help yourself because it's in
your DNA to try to solve things, and it's it's
kind of the opposite with some of the ladies.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Sure.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
So I have a woman walked in and said, I
have a flat tire. I don't know what to do,
and be like, well, that's good.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Say I'll beat you to the to the trunk. I
bet I can change that tire before you can get there.
I would let you because I just want the tire
to get changed. I'm not in any see. I would
look at that is a good thing because I always
like to anybody you know there's a flat or a
problem out of the road, I immediately go into NASCAR mode.
I want to be part of the team, part of
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the crew, and when they pull into the pit man
you see them guys run out there.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Yeah, yeah, time me, I'm gonna fix this thing. It
is impressive.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
But one of the things I learned in high school
from watching really butch macho dudes punch each other. Is
while they're doing that, you can actually weasel in and
start talking to their girlfriends.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Will be slide up in her DMS.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yeah, I'd be like, hey, did you notice Scott over
here punching Brad Boy? What a couple of cave men
they are? Say, would you like to go get a
diet coke or whatever she drinks that?
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah, you know what you can do a dude in
slide ill. I think he was a high school coach
or something. He used to keep charm bracelets in his
glove compartment. Yeah, and if he saw a young lady
that he particularly liked, he'd bring up turn bracelet.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
He's like, I got this for you.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
You know, And a lot of the high school girls
and back it's back in the day.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
It's like thirty years ago. I'm sure they don't do
this anymore.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Oh, the highchow girls was wearing a charm bracelets in school,
and I think we know where they got them.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
You know, my friend Jesse, who dates younger women, he
got one of those charm bracelets as a gift from
his girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Okay, it's really cute. It says D N R on
it right here, it's really neat those I'm not his initials.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
I don't know what it stands to.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
What's his middle name? You know, Jesse pay, I don't
know what? He don't know because you all are close.
Men don't get close like that. You know, like you
you have two women that are that close. They know
their birthday, their name, of the age of their children.
You know, they're everything about themselves.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Wait a second, Steve and I have spent I've spent
most of my adult life working for Steve, working with Steve.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
We all have Steve. What's my middle name? R? It's closer.
I don't know. It's R.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
It's in your email address. Let's fair, R. It's like
a pirate's middle name.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
I don't know yours. To be honest, you don't. I don't.
I don't know mine either, Is it Steve? Is it
an L H H? I was? I guess I didn't know. Wait,
I did know that, but I had winned I didn't
know it. Oh, so uh tell me agat in on?
What is your your mother's maiden name? Again? Real quick?
Sure it's wait.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
I used to know and I forgot no problem, it's Chang.
Wait what Chang? You know my Asian mother?
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Chang? Oh yeah, okay, never mind.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I don't actually use the maiden name as the secret thing,
because I think that we've known since the nineties that
that was when they ask you, what do you want
to do your pet or your high school or I
don't choose your mom's maiden name.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
That to get it, there's a waste of time. I'm
just going bosting here news real quick and tell you
that ain't gonna help you out, no way, no how
matter of fact, I'm uh. I'm sending out thank you
notes today to a lot of people that have done
nice things for me. And Kenny, the h the address
I have for you, I'm not sure if this is
an old address. What was What was the home address
that you had five years ago?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Sure, no problem, it was sixty nine sixty nine four
twenty twenty burn Bull Avenue.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
I'll have it going with dirt trail, dirt trail, yeah,
dirt trail road. Yeah, that's not nice. Ice called beer texash. Yeah,
there you go. Cutt and Shoot. Is there a town
with a funnier name than Cutting Shoot? Well? Probably but
I don't know. But I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I don't think this address is working out. I'm not
being able to pull that up on my Google. Maybe,
well maybe your Google's broken. I bet that's what it is. Yeah,
let me let me try you a Google. Let me
let me see your laptop here for a minute, Kenny,
I don't have a laptop here right. Let me see
your slide over. Let me get you in that computer
a little bit. I don't worry about the in fact
that you already signed in under your name.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I'll just be a minute, no problem. It's all in
my native tongue of Mandarin. Help help yourself, because you know,
can you chose a mama? Yeah, you get it. Yeah,
I mean when you're once a change, a man who.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
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