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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Angelus are approaching nine dollars a gallon. Apparently it costs
(00:06):
Mickey Rourke over one hundred dollars to fill up his house.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Oh no, I know.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
And Keanu Reeves took the bus for the first time
ever since recording speed.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
How about that. Yeah, I could see how you might
want to stay off the bus after that. Smart. That
was tough. It was a risky business there. Yeah, gas
is expensive. You don't need us to explain that to you.
Everybody knows that. That's don't they deserve it? At in California? Well,
I Tata Wanes who said they don't want to ugly
up their coach line with a bunch of refineries and
(00:35):
storage tanks, And well, now you paid a price for
that stuff, don't you see?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
You're not wrong about that, Billy. Yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
It's expensive everywhere, but in California it's absurd because they
tried to deny human nature and tell tell the world
we don't need energy. We don't need cheap, plentiful energy,
life sustaining energy.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
We'll just buy it from other people. No, not when
it doubled in price. Huh, what do you think Senator
Bell Cassidy does now probably, Uh did you go back
to a medical job? Apparently he was as as good
a doctor as he was a senator. As what I'm hearing.
If I had to guess, I mean, if there was
a bed on Polymarket, where does Bell Cassidy end up
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after leaving Louisiana politics, I'm gonna guess lobbyists for big Pharma? Probably,
how could he not? Maybe you'll go on tour with
Kamala Harris. Here she was out and about making some
racket over the weekend. Oh my god, well, well you
should do the voice on that one alone is enough
to never ever have her run for anything again.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Kamala Harris is basically a walking, talking participation trophy. Kamala
Harris is about as relevant as Blockbuster. And over the
weekend she did this video where she talked. It was
called the No Bad Idea Brainstorm Session, and shockingly Billy
had it was filled with.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Bad ideas, nothing but bad ideas, album reckon him.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Silly stuff. It's like, well, the Republicans cheat, what do
they do to cheat? Kamala Harris has become an election
truther YEP. The very thing that they vilified Trump for doing,
they're now doing so how do you fix the problem. Well, obviously,
you make Puerto Rico into a state. What Puerto Rico?
They don't even want to be a stage.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
You just make them. How you do it?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Kamala Harris said, make Puerto Rico in Washington, DC estate.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Oh okay, so the congressional representatives get congressional representatives.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Does that make sense to anybody? Nobody? Not a boy.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Anyway, she said.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
In addition to that, packed the Supreme Court and abolish
the electoral College.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
How are you going to do that? You're not in office,
you don't have any power, there's not enough votes.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I think you're no bad ideas meeting a pretty bad idea.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Anyway, here's comma, Hey, look.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
This is a moment where there are no bad ideas,
no bad idea brainstorm is what I'd like to call it.
And in that no bad ideas brainstorm, we talk about
what we need to do and think about doing around
the electoral college. We talk about the idea of Supreme
Court reform, which includes expanding the Supreme Court. We invite
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a conversation about multi members districts. We talk about, look
that if we win the Senate, which we should and
we will, if then the Senate Judiciary Committee should have
rules that they put in place so when these people
come before as nominees to the Supreme Court and lie,
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they are held to account and consequence.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I can still hear her louder. There it goes, that's better, good,
So much better, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I do like the silly noises more than I like listen.
And at some point in that SoundBite, she goes on
to say, so Republicans can't cheat anymore, cheat anymore. You
just got done blaming the Republicans for what you called
us insurrection as to an election deniers.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
And is this all it's going to be for the
rest of our lives?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
It's too much one team wins and the other team
accuses them of cheating.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
And doesn't she the one who, in her no bad
ideas plan, is planning on changing the rules so that
they can win, which is another way of saying cheating.
You can't win by the rules of the game. Change
the rules. Yeah, just like what's his name in Star Trek, right,
Captain Kirk? You know you remember the Kobayashi Maru? Right,
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not at all? But but I'm sure I understand your point.
Even if I don't get it. If it's a no
win game, then change the rules so you can win.
In other words, cheat right, if your opponent is cheating,
you should be the one to pick the referee. What yeah,
let's just have our point guard be the referee for that.
What that's your really? Okay? Amazing?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
All right?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Anyway, good news, as they say, church attendance is going
back up post pandemic, and it's mostly young men.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Bill yet really yeah, youngly hoping to meet a nice
girl when they go to church.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Well maybe that is part of it. I'm sure that
probably didn't hurt.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
But I think it really has to do with in
this post pandemic America, Academia, Hollywood, the media.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Everywhere you look.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
If you're a young man, you're being told you're the
one that ruined the world, which is weird because you
just showed up five minutes ago. You don't remember run now,
dare you? And somehow that message didn't sink in. The
one kind of church that's not doing well right now
is the liberal.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Woke churches, they say, Catholics.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Orthodox, the big mega evangelical churches are seeing a huge
spike in attendance from young men. But these woke churches
where they tell you that gender is a social construct
and Jesus would have been a socialist. Those are apparently
hemorrhaging right now, my membership wonder what apparently Jesus was
not a climate activist. Oh, I'm glad you brought that up.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
This popped up in this day in history over the
weekend in twenty sixteen. And if you're not good at math,
I'll just tell you that was ten years ago yesterday,
I think sure. In twenty sixteen, a climate expert name
of Guy Macpherson sounds sm you know, he's an expert.
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You gotta trust the science, always trust the science. Mister
expert here said that in ten years, which would have
been yesterday, there will be no humans left on the planet.
And I looked around and I see a bunch of us.
And it's not just you know, two or three of us.
There are humans all over this planet. Matter of fact,
(06:45):
I think there's more now than there were ten years ago.
And he said there won't be any left. Yeah, trust
the science people. You know, Fauci was right all along, right,
you know, you know climate change activists. I'll go all
the way to that guy. They all know exactly what
they're talking about, and pretty soon we'll be saying trust
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the science with Senator Bill Cassidy in his new job
as Czar of the World Health Organization. Just say it
so I'll get used to hearing it. I love it.
Former Senator Bill Cassidy.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Bro he's on his way out, and I really feel
like the writing's on the wall here for Cornyn as well.
Early voting starts today in Texas. If you're in Houston
and you can hear my voice, please vote for Don Hooper.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Now, go ahead and start voting today this because next
the actual election is the Tuesday after Memorial Day. Everybody's
gonna be tired and they're gonna be trying to catch
up on stuff they missed out after the extra day off,
and so you're probably gonna let it slide off the
to do list. So do it this week. Get it
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over with you.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah, if you're in Texas, please vote early, vote often,
as they say.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
I'm kidding, obviously, but do vote early.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
That's important if you can get into the ballot, if
you can get in the polling location today and you're
in Houston. I like Don Hooper over Cindy Siegel, John Bonk.
I like Ken Paxton is a good guy. Most of
our listeners seem to let prefer Mays Middleton to Chip Roy.
You know, I'm just telling you, just telling you what
people are saying. You think for yourselves out there, ladies
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and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
If you can't think for yourself, so you're just too
darn busy to worry about it, then we'll tell you
exactly how it all to be.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Yeah, we'll think for you. That's fine.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I found a photo, an interesting photo over the weekend
Billy ed of Gallaine Maxwell. Excuse me, Jiselaine Maxwell hate
when I say words wrong. And it's a picture of
her with this blonde woman by a pool. Now, if
you had to guess, I know you probably don't know
who that is. But that's well, I'll just tell you
it's Steve Jobs, his ex wife. Oh yeah, Lren Powell Jobs.
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You're trying to get a job as a as a prostitute.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Owner of the Atlantic liberal news outlet.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I thought that one of the mackerel gal was in jail.
This is an old phoe Okay, so it's not like
they that's what they did for the weekend. Huh.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Well, people just notice stuff why are.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
They focusing in on her body parts in the common
billiads looking at the comment section, Gallaine Maxwell has very
large breasts and they're they're prominently featured in this photo
in the article, and then someone in the comment section
is zoomed in on them, And I mean, the short
answer is Billy d because the world is a.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Terrible place and she's got some biggins.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Even knowing that she's a sex trafficking pervert, creep, human, exploitative,
nut job, degenerate parasite still doesn't prevent people from wanting
to sexualize her on the internet.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
So that's just why that's happening. Boys will be boys.
What are you going to do?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
That's one our Chinese sex spots will be Chinese sex.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
You sure will. Monday, It's Monday morning. What Monday morning?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Monday morning?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Going here today? He was ready for a great first.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Day, getting ready for the big day, get ready for
a great week.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Every day's a great list that I'm a person who positivity.
You're listening to the Waltman Johnson Radio Network. There's a
Last Week from them.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
It's the same album, but different music. It's a different song. Yeah,
in the interest of being SCC compliant. We will not
be referring to.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
The suspect in this news story by the nickname that
the media wants.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
To call him. Uh oh is it? Is it spicy?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
They want to call him peepee poop poo man. So
instead of calling him that, we're gonna call him Doodoo
Coco Man.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, there you go. We're gonna leave the peepee part out. Well,
we don't want to. You're not supposed to get too
into the Uh. Maybe he's a wizard why he's called
you could be right.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
A homeless devian who terrorized Toronto with a series of
vile poop bucket attacks in twenty nineteen has now been
arrested in connection with two alleged sexual assaults.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Samuel Apaukou that's his name, age thirty, a vagrant whose
grotesque fecal assaults earned him the nickname the Doo Dooo
Coco Man bucket of Pooh, was picked up mid twelfth
and charged the two counts of sexual assault and indecent exposure.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
So he does it a little different than the monkeys
in the zoo, because we've always been fascinated the monkeys
in the zoo will just reach back and you know,
the minute you see that hey and reach back there,
he's probably not scratching, he's digging some out, getting little
ammo and then they start flinging. All right, I just
say this guy decided he just collected it in a bucket?
How big a bucket? Do we know?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
It's very important that our audience knows that Billy d
has not yet seen a photo of the person in
this news story, as he has just compared the person
to a monkey.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Is Oh, I didn't compare him. I said he did
a completely different He's not a monkey, he's not reaching
down in his pants. He collected it in a bucket. Yeah,
but again, is it like when in big home depot
sized buckets or is it like a easter basket bucket
that the little kids were collecting their eggs in. I
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don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
You know, the New York Post does not provide that information.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
That's weak weak reporting.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
In the first incident in May ninth, the group of
women were walking on a sidewalk when this gentleman, Dudoo
Koca man, approached them and made sexual advances towards one
of the women and grabbed her forearm. He then allegedly
sexually assaulted her and fled the scene. A day later,
Doodoo Koca Man followed a woman into a commercial office
building and allegedly sexually assaulted her after approaching her from behind,
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before running away.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
When when's the bucket a pooh gonna get mixed into
this story?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
That's what he's known for. That's not what he was
arrested for.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah, guy shows up on a date with a bucket
a poom thinking right away, it's not gonna go Well.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
That's true, but that's not what happened to be.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Also, the ladies that he was going out with, they
didn't know they were on a date. That's correct.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yes, Yeah, the Doodoo Kaca thing happened on a previous Uh.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
That's why he's already known. To The New York Post.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Now now he's back again, it's like a new season
of Doo Dooo kca Man. Court documents confirmed the suspect
is the same man previously busted for the fecal attack.
According to The New York Post, Apaku that's his real name.
His earlier flush with the law came after he was
arrested for throwing buckets of liquefied feces at five random
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people liquefied.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
I know, just in time for the new pandemic too.
Isn't that exciting?
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Mm hm? Oh yeah, I heard y'all talk about ebola
there a little while ago. Huh, you got some? Are
we importing it? Or did we grab up all the
ebola patients in Africa and bring them over here? Well,
since you.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Brought it up, the World Health Organization is declaring a
Global health emergency over ebola in the Congo, So keep.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
It in the Congo. America thinks they're too good to
have a bola. We got to show the world, by God,
we're not that great. You know, we need to get
some ebola over here right away. Okay.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Well, also, it's in Uganda.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
There's this hospital and where's this This is the Ugandan
capital called the Kibulu Muslim Hospital.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
That's what it's called.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
And it's got a sign on it that looks like
it's right out of idiocracy. How'd you like to go
to this hospital for anything? There's just a guy out front.
Everyone's wiping their hands down with alcohol. I think they're
probably catching a bowla at that hospital. I don't think
they're curing it. Oh, there's no doubt about it, these guys.
This is making everyone less healthy. Look at the sign there.
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How'd you like to go into that hospital? Did they
have a go kart track next door? I thought I
saw something. It does look like that. That might be
the big selling point there. I want to go to
the hospital next to the gokart track.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Mom.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
It looks like a sign that's up in an area
that used to be for tourists, but it got a
little run down. People don't really go there anymore anyway.
Come for the Ebola, stay because you're dead.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Yeah, Well, good times for everybody right there.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Let's see six Americans exposed to Ebola in the Democratic
Republic of the Congo.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Well, what are they doing over there? Exactly? Yeah, why
are you there? Was it a cheap vacation or it's
not the airline? So there's probably some of them do
gooders over there. They said, you know, we're going to
go out there and we're gonna be like mother Teresa
and walk amongst the leppers and yeah, and then you
get a bowler and you and you die. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I don't want to get at Bola. Is there anyway
I could avoid?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
I'd say, stay the hill out of Africa?
Speaker 3 (15:16):
I really want to go to the Congo.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I just don't want to get For those of you
that want to go to the Congo but can't, uh,
I we hear you, we get it. We're were't there
places here you ain't been yet? Sure, yeah, let's try
some of those first. There are probably parts of this
town I haven't been to yet that ian for a
good reason. Sure.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Anyway, it's no secret that China is willing to influence
and undermine US interests and national security by any means possible.
On May eleventh, Eileen Wang, the mayor of Arcadia, California,
resigned after pleading guilty acting as a foreign agent for
Chicha Cha China.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
And now, what's the latest on this? I ran took
a Chinese ship. I'm sure she's the only one. We
got her out of there, and there's probably nothing to
see here. Now let's move along. I did the impression
that's not the case. So oh there might be more.
Oh there was that other one, a one time Feng Fang.
And now the Wang Wang? Who else is peng Pang?
(16:18):
Is there gonna be a pang Pang? Probably it's probably
the name of that damn panda bear. We got it's
probably the name of some kind of a dessert. I
wouldn't doubt it, may not a coconut. And then of
course Bang Bang she's my favorite.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Oh yeah, we love bang Bing. Well, she's a good entertainer.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
And speaking of I Ran seized a Chinese security ship.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Well, that doesn't seem smart, does it.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
It almost makes me suspicion is it real? Why would
I Ran want beef with China? Isn't that the one
country they're friendly with?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
And I thought, well, Trump probably dropped a couple of
words in China's a year you know about?
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Is that what this is about?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
I said, they agreed no nukes and and that kind
of stuff, So maybe pissed off at their daddy, big,
big old China. It's a good question, you know they
I think the United Arab Immirates they call it. Isn't
that where the Dubai is with all the money, That's
what they call it. Yeah, Iran keeps messing with them.
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I think they're probably going to just pay for somebody
to go ahead and wipe them off the planet. Trump's
willing to do it, It's just that he'd rather not sure,
but you know, you might have to Trump is.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Warning Iran Iran, Iran that the clock is ticking on
their clocks chicken her position for a nuclear deal.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
It's like six seventh time I've heard it now, because
y'all said it, and all the news shows have said it.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
That's how you know it's true.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
It's yeah, because the clock is ticking because people keep
saying that. A guy emailed us a question and something
we talked about Friday. Why is Kamala turning into a
white woman? I mean, she's always been an angry liberal,
but now she's turned into an angry white woman. It's
weird to see. It is weird if you just look
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at her from just a few years ago. Go find
a picture from you know, twenty twenty. She is. She's
way wider now than she used to be. M Do
she think that's the ticket? GOA. You gotta fight past
that these days in elections.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Got an interesting email here from a listener.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
He said, on Friday, why didn't you guys ask Bill
Cassidy about his impeachment attempts on Trump?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Well, it is an interesting question since we didn't talk
to Bill Cassidy on Friday. Yeah, I don't know what
to say. Who does he think we were talking.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
To and then we got it then and then we
got another email from a.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Guy named Demp.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Jay Demp basically said he when I see him in
the street, he's gonna do something to me. And he
said he did not listen to our interview with Fleming,
but he listened to the interview with Letlow and it
was too polite.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Yeah, we were far too polite.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
We let Fleming supporters write the questions for Letlow, and
we let Letlow supporters write the questions for Fleming. And
somehow we're still the bad guys, but we got rid
of Cassidy.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Can't we take a victory lap on that.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Our emails are often very interesting, sometimes very helpful and
entertaining or educational, and then sometimes we get ones like this, Hey, guys,
have y'all heard of this Nick Shirley. I think y'all
should look into that. Hmmm, it's been so long since
we talked about Nick Shirley, And yeah, we have heard
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of him. I almost forgot why we were talking about him.
But he's the kid who went out there and found
the leering center in Minnesota and all the other Somali
fraud that has just been you know, trying to slip
away from the news. Yeah, it was a big story
and then all of a sudden it wasn't anymore.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Nick Shirley appeared with Tommy Robinson, the British anti Muslim
activist over the weekend at the Unite the Kingdom rally
to give you an idea of how young Nick Shirley
is during the pandemic.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
He was in high school. Yeah, he's just a kid. Yeah,
but he's doing the work. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
A good guy though today that was
Speaker 2 (20:15):
A drag Walton and Johnson
Angelus are approaching nine dollars a gallon. Apparently it costs
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Mickey Rourke over one hundred dollars to fill up his house.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Oh no, I know.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
And Keanu Reeves took the bus for the first time
ever since recording speed.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
How about that. Yeah, I could see how you might
want to stay off the bus after that. Smart. That
was tough. It was a risky business there. Yeah, gas
is expensive. You don't need us to explain that to you.
Everybody knows that. That's don't they deserve it? At in California? Well,
I Tata Wanes who said they don't want to ugly
up their coach line with a bunch of refineries and
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storage tanks, And well, now you paid a price for
that stuff, don't you see?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
You're not wrong about that, Billy. Yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
It's expensive everywhere, but in California it's absurd because they
tried to deny human nature and tell tell the world
we don't need energy. We don't need cheap, plentiful energy,
life sustaining energy.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
We'll just buy it from other people. No, not when
it doubled in price. Huh, what do you think Senator
Bell Cassidy does now probably, Uh did you go back
to a medical job? Apparently he was as as good
a doctor as he was a senator. As what I'm hearing.
If I had to guess, I mean, if there was
a bed on Polymarket, where does Bell Cassidy end up
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after leaving Louisiana politics, I'm gonna guess lobbyists for big Pharma? Probably,
how could he not? Maybe you'll go on tour with
Kamala Harris. Here she was out and about making some
racket over the weekend. Oh my god, well, well you
should do the voice on that one alone is enough
to never ever have her run for anything again.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Kamala Harris is basically a walking, talking participation trophy. Kamala
Harris is about as relevant as Blockbuster. And over the
weekend she did this video where she talked. It was
called the No Bad Idea Brainstorm Session, and shockingly Billy
had it was filled with.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Bad ideas, nothing but bad ideas, album reckon him.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Silly stuff. It's like, well, the Republicans cheat, what do
they do to cheat? Kamala Harris has become an election
truther YEP. The very thing that they vilified Trump for doing,
they're now doing so how do you fix the problem. Well, obviously,
you make Puerto Rico into a state. What Puerto Rico?
They don't even want to be a stage.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
You just make them. How you do it?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Kamala Harris said, make Puerto Rico in Washington, DC estate.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Oh okay, so the congressional representatives get congressional representatives.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Does that make sense to anybody? Nobody? Not a boy.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Anyway, she said.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
In addition to that, packed the Supreme Court and abolish
the electoral College.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
How are you going to do that? You're not in office,
you don't have any power, there's not enough votes.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I think you're no bad ideas meeting a pretty bad idea.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Anyway, here's comma, Hey, look.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
This is a moment where there are no bad ideas,
no bad idea brainstorm is what I'd like to call it.
And in that no bad ideas brainstorm, we talk about
what we need to do and think about doing around
the electoral college. We talk about the idea of Supreme
Court reform, which includes expanding the Supreme Court. We invite
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a conversation about multi members districts. We talk about, look
that if we win the Senate, which we should and
we will, if then the Senate Judiciary Committee should have
rules that they put in place so when these people
come before as nominees to the Supreme Court and lie,
(03:31):
they are held to account and consequence.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I can still hear her louder. There it goes, that's better, good,
So much better, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I do like the silly noises more than I like listen.
And at some point in that SoundBite, she goes on
to say, so Republicans can't cheat anymore, cheat anymore. You
just got done blaming the Republicans for what you called
us insurrection as to an election deniers.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
And is this all it's going to be for the
rest of our lives?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
It's too much one team wins and the other team
accuses them of cheating.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
And doesn't she the one who, in her no bad
ideas plan, is planning on changing the rules so that
they can win, which is another way of saying cheating.
You can't win by the rules of the game. Change
the rules. Yeah, just like what's his name in Star Trek, right,
Captain Kirk? You know you remember the Kobayashi Maru? Right,
(04:32):
not at all? But but I'm sure I understand your point.
Even if I don't get it. If it's a no
win game, then change the rules so you can win.
In other words, cheat right, if your opponent is cheating,
you should be the one to pick the referee. What yeah,
let's just have our point guard be the referee for that.
What that's your really? Okay? Amazing?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
All right?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Anyway, good news, as they say, church attendance is going
back up post pandemic, and it's mostly young men.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Bill yet really yeah, youngly hoping to meet a nice
girl when they go to church.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Well maybe that is part of it. I'm sure that
probably didn't hurt.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
But I think it really has to do with in
this post pandemic America, Academia, Hollywood, the media.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Everywhere you look.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
If you're a young man, you're being told you're the
one that ruined the world, which is weird because you
just showed up five minutes ago. You don't remember run now,
dare you? And somehow that message didn't sink in. The
one kind of church that's not doing well right now
is the liberal.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Woke churches, they say, Catholics.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Orthodox, the big mega evangelical churches are seeing a huge
spike in attendance from young men. But these woke churches
where they tell you that gender is a social construct
and Jesus would have been a socialist. Those are apparently
hemorrhaging right now, my membership wonder what apparently Jesus was
not a climate activist. Oh, I'm glad you brought that up.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
This popped up in this day in history over the
weekend in twenty sixteen. And if you're not good at math,
I'll just tell you that was ten years ago yesterday,
I think sure. In twenty sixteen, a climate expert name
of Guy Macpherson sounds sm you know, he's an expert.
(06:22):
You gotta trust the science, always trust the science. Mister
expert here said that in ten years, which would have
been yesterday, there will be no humans left on the planet.
And I looked around and I see a bunch of us.
And it's not just you know, two or three of us.
There are humans all over this planet. Matter of fact,
(06:45):
I think there's more now than there were ten years ago.
And he said there won't be any left. Yeah, trust
the science people. You know, Fauci was right all along, right,
you know, you know climate change activists. I'll go all
the way to that guy. They all know exactly what
they're talking about, and pretty soon we'll be saying trust
(07:07):
the science with Senator Bill Cassidy in his new job
as Czar of the World Health Organization. Just say it
so I'll get used to hearing it. I love it.
Former Senator Bill Cassidy.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Bro he's on his way out, and I really feel
like the writing's on the wall here for Cornyn as well.
Early voting starts today in Texas. If you're in Houston
and you can hear my voice, please vote for Don Hooper.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Now, go ahead and start voting today this because next
the actual election is the Tuesday after Memorial Day. Everybody's
gonna be tired and they're gonna be trying to catch
up on stuff they missed out after the extra day off,
and so you're probably gonna let it slide off the
to do list. So do it this week. Get it
(07:51):
over with you.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah, if you're in Texas, please vote early, vote often,
as they say.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
I'm kidding, obviously, but do vote early.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
That's important if you can get into the ballot, if
you can get in the polling location today and you're
in Houston. I like Don Hooper over Cindy Siegel, John Bonk.
I like Ken Paxton is a good guy. Most of
our listeners seem to let prefer Mays Middleton to Chip Roy.
You know, I'm just telling you, just telling you what
people are saying. You think for yourselves out there, ladies
(08:19):
and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
If you can't think for yourself, so you're just too
darn busy to worry about it, then we'll tell you
exactly how it all to be.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Yeah, we'll think for you. That's fine.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I found a photo, an interesting photo over the weekend
Billy ed of Gallaine Maxwell. Excuse me, Jiselaine Maxwell hate
when I say words wrong. And it's a picture of
her with this blonde woman by a pool. Now, if
you had to guess, I know you probably don't know
who that is. But that's well, I'll just tell you
it's Steve Jobs, his ex wife. Oh yeah, Lren Powell Jobs.
(08:49):
You're trying to get a job as a as a prostitute.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Owner of the Atlantic liberal news outlet.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I thought that one of the mackerel gal was in jail.
This is an old phoe Okay, so it's not like
they that's what they did for the weekend. Huh.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Well, people just notice stuff why are.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
They focusing in on her body parts in the common
billiads looking at the comment section, Gallaine Maxwell has very
large breasts and they're they're prominently featured in this photo
in the article, and then someone in the comment section
is zoomed in on them, And I mean, the short
answer is Billy d because the world is a.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Terrible place and she's got some biggins.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Even knowing that she's a sex trafficking pervert, creep, human, exploitative,
nut job, degenerate parasite still doesn't prevent people from wanting
to sexualize her on the internet.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
So that's just why that's happening. Boys will be boys.
What are you going to do?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
That's one our Chinese sex spots will be Chinese sex.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
You sure will. Monday, It's Monday morning. What Monday morning?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Monday morning?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Going here today? He was ready for a great first.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Day, getting ready for the big day, get ready for
a great week.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Every day's a great list that I'm a person who positivity.
You're listening to the Waltman Johnson Radio Network. There's a
Last Week from them.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
It's the same album, but different music. It's a different song. Yeah,
in the interest of being SCC compliant. We will not
be referring to.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
The suspect in this news story by the nickname that
the media wants.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
To call him. Uh oh is it? Is it spicy?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
They want to call him peepee poop poo man. So
instead of calling him that, we're gonna call him Doodoo
Coco Man.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, there you go. We're gonna leave the peepee part out. Well,
we don't want to. You're not supposed to get too
into the Uh. Maybe he's a wizard why he's called
you could be right.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
A homeless devian who terrorized Toronto with a series of
vile poop bucket attacks in twenty nineteen has now been
arrested in connection with two alleged sexual assaults.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Samuel Apaukou that's his name, age thirty, a vagrant whose
grotesque fecal assaults earned him the nickname the Doo Dooo
Coco Man bucket of Pooh, was picked up mid twelfth
and charged the two counts of sexual assault and indecent exposure.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
So he does it a little different than the monkeys
in the zoo, because we've always been fascinated the monkeys
in the zoo will just reach back and you know,
the minute you see that hey and reach back there,
he's probably not scratching, he's digging some out, getting little
ammo and then they start flinging. All right, I just
say this guy decided he just collected it in a bucket?
How big a bucket? Do we know?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
It's very important that our audience knows that Billy d
has not yet seen a photo of the person in
this news story, as he has just compared the person
to a monkey.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Is Oh, I didn't compare him. I said he did
a completely different He's not a monkey, he's not reaching
down in his pants. He collected it in a bucket. Yeah,
but again, is it like when in big home depot
sized buckets or is it like a easter basket bucket
that the little kids were collecting their eggs in. I
(11:54):
don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
You know, the New York Post does not provide that information.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
That's weak weak reporting.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
In the first incident in May ninth, the group of
women were walking on a sidewalk when this gentleman, Dudoo
Koca man, approached them and made sexual advances towards one
of the women and grabbed her forearm. He then allegedly
sexually assaulted her and fled the scene. A day later,
Doodoo Koca Man followed a woman into a commercial office
building and allegedly sexually assaulted her after approaching her from behind,
(12:23):
before running away.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
When when's the bucket a pooh gonna get mixed into
this story?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
That's what he's known for. That's not what he was
arrested for.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah, guy shows up on a date with a bucket
a poom thinking right away, it's not gonna go Well.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
That's true, but that's not what happened to be.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Also, the ladies that he was going out with, they
didn't know they were on a date. That's correct.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yes, Yeah, the Doodoo Kaca thing happened on a previous Uh.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
That's why he's already known. To The New York Post.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Now now he's back again, it's like a new season
of Doo Dooo kca Man. Court documents confirmed the suspect
is the same man previously busted for the fecal attack.
According to The New York Post, Apaku that's his real name.
His earlier flush with the law came after he was
arrested for throwing buckets of liquefied feces at five random
(13:12):
people liquefied.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
I know, just in time for the new pandemic too.
Isn't that exciting?
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Mm hm? Oh yeah, I heard y'all talk about ebola
there a little while ago. Huh, you got some? Are
we importing it? Or did we grab up all the
ebola patients in Africa and bring them over here? Well,
since you.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Brought it up, the World Health Organization is declaring a
Global health emergency over ebola in the Congo, So keep.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
It in the Congo. America thinks they're too good to
have a bola. We got to show the world, by God,
we're not that great. You know, we need to get
some ebola over here right away. Okay.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Well, also, it's in Uganda.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
There's this hospital and where's this This is the Ugandan
capital called the Kibulu Muslim Hospital.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
That's what it's called.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
And it's got a sign on it that looks like
it's right out of idiocracy. How'd you like to go
to this hospital for anything? There's just a guy out front.
Everyone's wiping their hands down with alcohol. I think they're
probably catching a bowla at that hospital. I don't think
they're curing it. Oh, there's no doubt about it, these guys.
This is making everyone less healthy. Look at the sign there.
(14:20):
How'd you like to go into that hospital? Did they
have a go kart track next door? I thought I
saw something. It does look like that. That might be
the big selling point there. I want to go to
the hospital next to the gokart track.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Mom.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
It looks like a sign that's up in an area
that used to be for tourists, but it got a
little run down. People don't really go there anymore anyway.
Come for the Ebola, stay because you're dead.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Yeah, Well, good times for everybody right there.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Let's see six Americans exposed to Ebola in the Democratic
Republic of the Congo.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Well, what are they doing over there? Exactly? Yeah, why
are you there? Was it a cheap vacation or it's
not the airline? So there's probably some of them do
gooders over there. They said, you know, we're going to
go out there and we're gonna be like mother Teresa
and walk amongst the leppers and yeah, and then you
get a bowler and you and you die. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I don't want to get at Bola. Is there anyway
I could avoid?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
I'd say, stay the hill out of Africa?
Speaker 3 (15:16):
I really want to go to the Congo.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I just don't want to get For those of you
that want to go to the Congo but can't, uh,
I we hear you, we get it. We're were't there
places here you ain't been yet? Sure, yeah, let's try
some of those first. There are probably parts of this
town I haven't been to yet that ian for a
good reason. Sure.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Anyway, it's no secret that China is willing to influence
and undermine US interests and national security by any means possible.
On May eleventh, Eileen Wang, the mayor of Arcadia, California,
resigned after pleading guilty acting as a foreign agent for
Chicha Cha China.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
And now, what's the latest on this? I ran took
a Chinese ship. I'm sure she's the only one. We
got her out of there, and there's probably nothing to
see here. Now let's move along. I did the impression
that's not the case. So oh there might be more.
Oh there was that other one, a one time Feng Fang.
And now the Wang Wang? Who else is peng Pang?
(16:18):
Is there gonna be a pang Pang? Probably it's probably
the name of that damn panda bear. We got it's
probably the name of some kind of a dessert. I
wouldn't doubt it, may not a coconut. And then of
course Bang Bang she's my favorite.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Oh yeah, we love bang Bing. Well, she's a good entertainer.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
And speaking of I Ran seized a Chinese security ship.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Well, that doesn't seem smart, does it.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
It almost makes me suspicion is it real? Why would
I Ran want beef with China? Isn't that the one
country they're friendly with?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
And I thought, well, Trump probably dropped a couple of
words in China's a year you know about?
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Is that what this is about?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
I said, they agreed no nukes and and that kind
of stuff, So maybe pissed off at their daddy, big,
big old China. It's a good question, you know they
I think the United Arab Immirates they call it. Isn't
that where the Dubai is with all the money, That's
what they call it. Yeah, Iran keeps messing with them.
(17:16):
I think they're probably going to just pay for somebody
to go ahead and wipe them off the planet. Trump's
willing to do it, It's just that he'd rather not sure,
but you know, you might have to Trump is.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Warning Iran Iran, Iran that the clock is ticking on
their clocks chicken her position for a nuclear deal.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
It's like six seventh time I've heard it now, because
y'all said it, and all the news shows have said it.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
That's how you know it's true.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
It's yeah, because the clock is ticking because people keep
saying that. A guy emailed us a question and something
we talked about Friday. Why is Kamala turning into a
white woman? I mean, she's always been an angry liberal,
but now she's turned into an angry white woman. It's
weird to see. It is weird if you just look
(18:03):
at her from just a few years ago. Go find
a picture from you know, twenty twenty. She is. She's
way wider now than she used to be. M Do
she think that's the ticket? GOA. You gotta fight past
that these days in elections.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Got an interesting email here from a listener.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
He said, on Friday, why didn't you guys ask Bill
Cassidy about his impeachment attempts on Trump?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Well, it is an interesting question since we didn't talk
to Bill Cassidy on Friday. Yeah, I don't know what
to say. Who does he think we were talking.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
To and then we got it then and then we
got another email from a.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Guy named Demp.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Jay Demp basically said he when I see him in
the street, he's gonna do something to me. And he
said he did not listen to our interview with Fleming,
but he listened to the interview with Letlow and it
was too polite.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Yeah, we were far too polite.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
We let Fleming supporters write the questions for Letlow, and
we let Letlow supporters write the questions for Fleming. And
somehow we're still the bad guys, but we got rid
of Cassidy.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Can't we take a victory lap on that.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Our emails are often very interesting, sometimes very helpful and
entertaining or educational, and then sometimes we get ones like this, Hey, guys,
have y'all heard of this Nick Shirley. I think y'all
should look into that. Hmmm, it's been so long since
we talked about Nick Shirley, And yeah, we have heard
(19:34):
of him. I almost forgot why we were talking about him.
But he's the kid who went out there and found
the leering center in Minnesota and all the other Somali
fraud that has just been you know, trying to slip
away from the news. Yeah, it was a big story
and then all of a sudden it wasn't anymore.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Nick Shirley appeared with Tommy Robinson, the British anti Muslim
activist over the weekend at the Unite the Kingdom rally
to give you an idea of how young Nick Shirley
is during the pandemic.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
He was in high school. Yeah, he's just a kid. Yeah,
but he's doing the work. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
A good guy though today that was
Speaker 2 (20:15):
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