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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, I'm sure we all agree. When it comes
to crises, there's a hierarchy here. If you missgender someone,
that's pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Well, that's about as bad as it gets in America today.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Microaggressions, ooh, not a microaggression, that's a that's almost as
bad as a major aggression.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
That's terrible.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
But basically, we've got a lot of people here that
don't have real problems, so they made up some problems
for themselves so they can still say they got problems.
They're victim, they need help, can't you help? Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yeah, who doesn't love a victim?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Well, roughly one third of the country, but the other
third just loves them.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
And then there's this apocalypse. Not another apocalypse.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
These are prophecies from the end of time, brought to
you by Heywood Harvest. Let's get on that as quick
as you can. They are trying, these politicians up there,
and they're trying to stop good companies like Heywood Harvest
from sending us their great products, and I won't have it.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Actually, that's a great point. You should stock up right now.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
The technically the new low level THHC ban and the
Delta eight band that they're putting into place.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Doesn't take place for another year.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
So go to Heywood Harvest dot com right now and
use promo code W and J.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I don't think it'll live a take place because that
year things is gonna change. Believe me, I won't see
to it myself if I have to.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Does he not understand the sense of urgency here we're
trying to instill in the listeners.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Oh, I say, yeah, a hurry before it's too late.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Thank you, mister too late?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, because I don't think Heywo Harvest is going anywhere
once these politicians find out how great it is. And
maybe the politicians who want to put an end to it,
they're just not using the promo code W and J.
You use that promo code, you're going to save money
and love Heywood Harvest dot com.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
All right, we have a new group of good guys
and bad guys here. Bill Gates is a bad guy
for trying to lower the temperature of the earth, But
AOC and Bernie Sanders they are good guys. They've taken
private jets around to warm things back up.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Oh that's nice.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
And there's a key Atlantic current that could be pushed
to the brink of collapse within decades, supposedly ushering a
new ice age and dramatically raising sea levels.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
According to climate scientists.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
This is the thing where you're working on that urgency,
you gear.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah, I'm right with you on this one.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I'm down bra.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
These apocalyptic predictions came as a result, oh dear, of
a collaboration between researchers in China and California, so you.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Know you could trust that.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Of course, weeks after one time climate alarmist Bill Gates
publicly downplayed the impact of temperature fluctuations on the planet.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
How dare they per the new findings.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
The at risk current in question is the Atlantic meridianal
overturning Circulation, or the AMAC.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
As you probably know it, I'm familiar.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
A conveyor belt of the ocean that funnels warm water
toward the ocean service from the tropics to the northern hemisphere.
This current, which includes the Gulf Stream that runs from
the Gulf of America they call it the Golf of
Mexico in this article. In that that's wrong to the
US East Coast and across the Atlantic to Europe, helps
maintain the mild climates of Europe, the UK, and the
(03:07):
US East coast. The study stated that the source of
this marine temperature regulator, the Greenland ice sheet, is being
thought amid warming temperatures, causing melt water runoff sure to
leach into the North Atlantic, leading the stagnation which will
cause a new ice age.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
But it's only going to flood the Eastern seaboard right
when it melts like that, because that's where the water is,
and it's melting, and it's just dropping down south, you know,
like water will when it melts, and so unlike popular
belief that water is a very level and all water
levels rise evenly, Yes, sir, they keep telling us that
(03:44):
this is going to affect the East Eastern copes.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
So as you know, if you have a bowl of
water with an ice cube in it and that ice
coat moves from one part of the bowl to the other.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
The waters rise.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
How dare you that's a scientist facts, That is a fact. Yeah,
don't question, question, and certainly don't experiment with your own
ball of water in a giant ice.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Don't do that either. I'm glad y'all mentioned this climate
change stuff because no, that's something the Democrats want to
get back on pretty quick.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
They're doing it right, now this is it. Now global
warming has become global cooling again.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
But here's a little fun fact for you. Just earlier
this week, I think it was two days ago, this
little fun fact came out. You don't know that many
people in Oklahoma probably so you didn't get this.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
We have listeners there.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
One of the coolest weather stats of all time happened
this week. In the year nineteen eleven, Oklahoma City sure
recorded a high record temperature of that day of eighty
three degrees. It was November, just like now, only it
(04:49):
was nineteen eleven. It got up to eighty three. By
the way, eighty three today along the Gulf of America,
Church eighty three, Houston, it'd probably be even hotter. So
Oahama City hit eighty three degrees what year in nineteen
eleven and Joe Biden was there? And then a record
low of eleven degrees the same date before midnight that day,
(05:15):
I guess one of them big Arctic fronts and blue
Northern's blue in and it's back before we named them
so that insurance companies can deny you coverage. Screen Oh
from eighty three degrees to eleven degrees in one day,
that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
And you just had to fly economy plus and get
that extra leg room.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Don't you feel guilty for that?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
You just had to get the Ford a f two
to fifty instead of the Ford a half one to
fifty lightning which burst into flames in your garage but
could save the planet.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
You know what's weird is they didn't have economy plus
flights in nineteen eleven. In the F two fifty wasn't
available then, So what caused such great temperature fluctuation?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
So okay, it's Joe Biden, I guess. Yeah, no other
explanation for like the.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Fact you leaned into that L though you know you
got to hit that L hard when you say luctuations.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Fluctuations.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah, because if you don't, we out of here.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Good point, Yeah, mister, we don't want to go anywhere.
Just now.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
That all did make me feel like I'd still have
a job in a month or two. That's good to know.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
And it has nothing to do with the Asians, even
though it sounds like it does right to the Asians,
I would never know. Hi, everybody, thanks for getting up
with us today. We're the Walton and Johnson Radio Show,
and sure we're all gonna die soon in a frozen apocalypse,
and you're going to beat Jesse Jackson. Jesse's hurting. I
(06:40):
don't know if y'all notice it. Not Jesse Jackson eighty
four years old, you know, and life hadn't been treating
him fair lately. You know, he ain't too good a shape.
Plus Bernie Kosar, he liable to go before you do.
You don't know. It's a race, but nobody knows where
to finish lying at They never do where the fit? What?
(07:01):
Where the oh?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
This timeout when they die? There's what he means. Well,
we're all gonna die.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I like to look at it more like sands through
the hour glass of time, like days of our lives.
Or remember that hour glass that the Wicked Witch of
the West and the Wizard of Oz turned upside down
and you know she was gonna come back and kill
Dorothy or something, you know, when the sand went out.
So picture this.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Giant hourglass full of sand.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Sure, but one side is it's a I was gonna
say it's black, but that would be wrong. It is
dark in color so that you can't see how much
sand is in it. That's all of our lives. We
have sand. That is our life running out of the
hour glass. But we can't see into the hourglass to
(07:47):
know how much sand there is, so you don't know
if you've got a lot of sand or little sand
left how much? So do what needs to be done today?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
And this Dorothy character was on Days of Our Lives,
is what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
It's confusion me too, You get it?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Now?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
What about her little dog? Yeah there was a dog.
I didn't know they had dogs on soap operas.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah, it was all on Days of our Lives back
when Chris Kozchik was getting married to that that nurse lady.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
The hockey player.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah, that's amazing. Yeah, he's got a steakhouse in Chicago.
I ate there one time. I liked it because I
when hockey players go in there, they'll chew up the
meat for you in case your teeth fell out.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah, because they need to do that for their regular show.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
I always not that it was cool to them to
do that. You know, more restaurants should offer that, I think.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah, sounds like you're right on top of this.
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Speaker 2 (09:00):
Waltman Johnson, We got breaking news out of Oklahoma, USA.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Known you were going to be quoting convoy.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I had to play a.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Different bumper music.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yeah. I know it's a little late now, but so far,
thirty six people have been hospitalized, over one thousand residents
evacuated this morning. Uh huh after a large ammonia leak
in Weatherford, Oklahoma, not Weatherford, Texas. Emergency crews responded early
this morning after reports of a strong chemical odor near
(09:32):
an industrial facility. Officials said schools in the western Oklahoma
community closed as a precaution. Has MATT teams are moving
in and working to contain the leak. The cause of
the incident remains under investigation. It could been part of
that truck crash that they noticed just before the gas
(09:55):
and the leak and the smell, so the they agents
in gas masks going door to door, waking residents to
get up, get up, get up, get up, get out.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Here, run for your lives. All right, how many no
way to wake up first thing in the morning. All right,
Back up a little. What was the town that it was?
No Weatherford, Oklahoma, weather for Oklahoma.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
It's kind of a central west of the you know,
the state area there.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
All right.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
So there's a place in Oklahoma called No Man's Land
and it's about two one hundred miles away, it's like
three hours away. And it's a weird place out there.
It's a strip of land in the westernmost part of
the state that was not part of any territory before
Oklahoma was admitted to the Union and once known as
No Man's Land.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
And I always wondered, what's out there? You know, just hang,
that's probably where I would go.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
You've never actually gone off to look, Nah, not that curious,
just slightly curious. Well, they don't even have door dash
you know what, Nothing happened there. This is where stuff happened.
You're talking about a story where nothing happened.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
I just always wondered about No Man's Land.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I know you have there's like a weird place out
there in oklahom where you're not supposed to go.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
You know, they made it sound at the beginning of
the story like that with the leak was just coming
out of you know, the plant, the chemical plant here
or whatever. And maybe so, But the a tanker truck crashed,
that might be most of the leak right there. All right,
those big trucks you know, you see them rolling down
a highway eighty miles an hour. Usually some Indian fellow
(11:23):
with a turbine driving them. Don't speak English. Then and
then it crashes. Oh no, what was it carrying? Yeah, poison? Okay,
all right, I'm going to predict the whole on news
cycle here.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Uh. Probably most people will be fine, and then there'll
be a news story where they blame Trump. And then
there's gonna be a news story where some politician will
blame and I quote late stage capitalism. They will they
love that term because it's hard for them to admit
that capital well, sure capitalism used to be good, but
now it sucks and ignore it completely, ignore the fact
(11:53):
that stuff like this happens in communist countries all the time.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Sure, who's got the mayor Pete's job? Now the transportation scary.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Is that, Sean funny? You bring that up, mister Duffy.
Good news is good news, and the good news is
I've got good news and good news forty good. Put
some good in your mark.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Good news.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
There's a monkey jumping on houses in the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
All right, a little bit of good news involving our
man Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy. California is going to revoke
seventeen thousand commercial drivers' licenses given to immigrants after discovering
the expiration dates went past when the drivers were legally
allowed in the US. Now, this report comes to us
courtesy of the Associated Press. They call them immigrants, but
(12:36):
you know, you know, it's what happened in the rest
of that sentence.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
These were just immigrants. These were people that were here.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Illegally illegal and have a CDL so they can jump
in a rolling bomb with eighteen wheels under it and
drive it over to your house or your school, or
your job, or the hospital or wherever they feel like crashing.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
So Trump has been very critical lately of California and
some of these other far leg to blue states for
giving licenses to people in the country illegally and rightfully,
so look at the consequences of it. Illegal immigrants are
causing some terrible car wrecks, particularly the so called ones
with CDLs, which aren't really legal CDLs, and now we're
(13:16):
going to do something about that. If you're in the
country illegally, you can't drive around with a giant bomb
strapped to the back of a semi truck and collect
a paycheck while you're in the cabin of the vehicle
cooking on a grill or whatever you're doing in there.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
You say you can't, I think what you show you
mean should and shouldn't. They can because they are and
some politicians are allowing this to happen, want it to happen.
Other politicians or trying to do everything they can't put
a stop to it. Now, the only reason I brought
up Sean Duffy is because you were talking about how
this Oklahoma situation will evolve down the road in the
(13:54):
news cycle to figure out how to blame Trump, Well,
the best thing do is just blame Trump's transportation secretary.
You remember when Mayor Pete was transportation secretary and trains
were just rolling off of the track left and right. Well,
that's part of transportation, isn't it. So Mayor Pete took heat,
(14:15):
then I'm sure Sean Daffy is gonna take plenty of
heat today or this week.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
And Gavin Newsom just wants to remind everybody those illegal
immigrants have.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Every right to be in the country.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
That's what he keeps telling us.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
You know, so stop it, mag with your rules and
everything you discussed us.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
God you mention Gavin Newsom news out of Sacramento, California,
the capital over there. Gavin Newsom's former chief of staff,
Dana Williamson has entered a not guilty plea yesterday charges
of federal corruption conspiracy to commit wire and bank fraud.
(14:54):
Miss Williamson served as Governor Gavin Newsom's top aid up
until twenty t twenty four and is accused of helping
funnel two d and twenty five thousand dollars out of
a dormant campaign account apparently belonging to the former Health
and Human Services Secretary Busserah and moving that to Bessara's
(15:18):
former chief of staff Sean McClusky. So McCluskey and Ms
Williamson here and a couple of other people were involved
in raiding somebody's account campaign promise, you know, account, and
then moving it into somebody else's account, and then that
person then took money out and paid their wife.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Sounds like what Dan Crenshaw did with that, what he
was accused of doing, sounds a lot.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Like the The Ozark, the money Laundering Show. Plenty of
schemes going on through all of this, and it just
turns out that all these people seem to be connected
high up the Democrat Party in the state of California.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
See, that's our problem. We don't have any good schemes.
We need a scheme, you know, so we just show
up and work hard and try to make money. And
that's not smart, that's stupid.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
The lady Dana Williamson's accused of counting several personal purchases
as tax deductible business expenses. This is where the IRS
may step in. They included her buying a new HVAC
system for her house. That's nice. Fifteen thousand dollars Chanel handbag.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Well she wanted it. You know what, are you gonna have.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
A ten thousand dollars payment to one of her relatives
for whatever? Twenty one thousand dollars private jet trip and
a watch worth more than nine thousand dollars for a friend.
She also deducted an eleven thousand dollars yacht rental and
luxury hotels state during a birthday trip in Mexico. So see,
(17:03):
these people know how to live well on our money.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Boy, they're smart. In the meantime, while we're doing democrats
that commit crimes. Related news stories, the Department of Homeland
Security said a member of Senator Tammy Duckworth's office line
about being a lawyer so she could get or so
they could get an illegal immigrant out of an ICE facility.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
So there's so many in the politics that's not actually
a lawyer, right.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
This was just a run of the mill staffer that
didn't have any jurisdiction to have the person removed from
ICE custody. And it kind of sounds like Duckworth either
knew about this or actually engineered the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
But this person probably watched a lot of law shows
on TV, and you know, knows how to talk to talk.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Oh sure, I mean, you know that's almost as good
as a lawyer, right, absolutely. I mean, if Michelle Obama
can pretend to be a check I don't know why
this person can't pretend to be a lawyer.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
That's a damn good point. Yeah, I told you a
thousand times not a man. Okay, so please stop calling
her big mic. She really hates that this
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Is the Walton and Johnson Show.
All right, I'm sure we all agree. When it comes
to crises, there's a hierarchy here. If you missgender someone,
that's pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Well, that's about as bad as it gets in America today.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Microaggressions, ooh, not a microaggression, that's a that's almost as
bad as a major aggression.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
That's terrible.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
But basically, we've got a lot of people here that
don't have real problems, so they made up some problems
for themselves so they can still say they got problems.
They're victim, they need help, can't you help? Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yeah, who doesn't love a victim?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Well, roughly one third of the country, but the other
third just loves them.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
And then there's this apocalypse. Not another apocalypse.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
These are prophecies from the end of time, brought to
you by Heywood Harvest. Let's get on that as quick
as you can. They are trying, these politicians up there,
and they're trying to stop good companies like Heywood Harvest
from sending us their great products, and I won't have it.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Actually, that's a great point. You should stock up right now.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
The technically the new low level THHC ban and the
Delta eight band that they're putting into place.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Doesn't take place for another year.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
So go to Heywood Harvest dot com right now and
use promo code W and J.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I don't think it'll live a take place because that
year things is gonna change. Believe me, I won't see
to it myself if I have to.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Does he not understand the sense of urgency here we're
trying to instill in the listeners.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Oh, I say, yeah, a hurry before it's too late.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Thank you, mister too late?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, because I don't think Heywo Harvest is going anywhere
once these politicians find out how great it is. And
maybe the politicians who want to put an end to it,
they're just not using the promo code W and J.
You use that promo code, you're going to save money
and love Heywood Harvest dot com.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
All right, we have a new group of good guys
and bad guys here. Bill Gates is a bad guy
for trying to lower the temperature of the earth, But
AOC and Bernie Sanders they are good guys. They've taken
private jets around to warm things back up.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Oh that's nice.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
And there's a key Atlantic current that could be pushed
to the brink of collapse within decades, supposedly ushering a
new ice age and dramatically raising sea levels.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
According to climate scientists.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
This is the thing where you're working on that urgency,
you gear.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah, I'm right with you on this one.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I'm down bra.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
These apocalyptic predictions came as a result, oh dear, of
a collaboration between researchers in China and California, so you.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Know you could trust that.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Of course, weeks after one time climate alarmist Bill Gates
publicly downplayed the impact of temperature fluctuations on the planet.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
How dare they per the new findings.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
The at risk current in question is the Atlantic meridianal
overturning Circulation, or the AMAC.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
As you probably know it, I'm familiar.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
A conveyor belt of the ocean that funnels warm water
toward the ocean service from the tropics to the northern hemisphere.
This current, which includes the Gulf Stream that runs from
the Gulf of America they call it the Golf of
Mexico in this article. In that that's wrong to the
US East Coast and across the Atlantic to Europe, helps
maintain the mild climates of Europe, the UK, and the
(03:07):
US East coast. The study stated that the source of
this marine temperature regulator, the Greenland ice sheet, is being
thought amid warming temperatures, causing melt water runoff sure to
leach into the North Atlantic, leading the stagnation which will
cause a new ice age.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
But it's only going to flood the Eastern seaboard right
when it melts like that, because that's where the water is,
and it's melting, and it's just dropping down south, you know,
like water will when it melts, and so unlike popular
belief that water is a very level and all water
levels rise evenly, Yes, sir, they keep telling us that
(03:44):
this is going to affect the East Eastern copes.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
So as you know, if you have a bowl of
water with an ice cube in it and that ice
coat moves from one part of the bowl to the other.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
The waters rise.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
How dare you that's a scientist facts, That is a fact. Yeah,
don't question, question, and certainly don't experiment with your own
ball of water in a giant ice.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Don't do that either. I'm glad y'all mentioned this climate
change stuff because no, that's something the Democrats want to
get back on pretty quick.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
They're doing it right, now this is it. Now global
warming has become global cooling again.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
But here's a little fun fact for you. Just earlier
this week, I think it was two days ago, this
little fun fact came out. You don't know that many
people in Oklahoma probably so you didn't get this.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
We have listeners there.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
One of the coolest weather stats of all time happened
this week. In the year nineteen eleven, Oklahoma City sure
recorded a high record temperature of that day of eighty
three degrees. It was November, just like now, only it
(04:49):
was nineteen eleven. It got up to eighty three. By
the way, eighty three today along the Gulf of America,
Church eighty three, Houston, it'd probably be even hotter. So
Oahama City hit eighty three degrees what year in nineteen
eleven and Joe Biden was there? And then a record
low of eleven degrees the same date before midnight that day,
(05:15):
I guess one of them big Arctic fronts and blue
Northern's blue in and it's back before we named them
so that insurance companies can deny you coverage. Screen Oh
from eighty three degrees to eleven degrees in one day,
that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
And you just had to fly economy plus and get
that extra leg room.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Don't you feel guilty for that?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
You just had to get the Ford a f two
to fifty instead of the Ford a half one to
fifty lightning which burst into flames in your garage but
could save the planet.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
You know what's weird is they didn't have economy plus
flights in nineteen eleven. In the F two fifty wasn't
available then, So what caused such great temperature fluctuation?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
So okay, it's Joe Biden, I guess. Yeah, no other
explanation for like the.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Fact you leaned into that L though you know you
got to hit that L hard when you say luctuations.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Fluctuations.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah, because if you don't, we out of here.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Good point, Yeah, mister, we don't want to go anywhere.
Just now.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
That all did make me feel like I'd still have
a job in a month or two. That's good to know.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
And it has nothing to do with the Asians, even
though it sounds like it does right to the Asians,
I would never know. Hi, everybody, thanks for getting up
with us today. We're the Walton and Johnson Radio Show,
and sure we're all gonna die soon in a frozen apocalypse,
and you're going to beat Jesse Jackson. Jesse's hurting. I
(06:40):
don't know if y'all notice it. Not Jesse Jackson eighty
four years old, you know, and life hadn't been treating
him fair lately. You know, he ain't too good a shape.
Plus Bernie Kosar, he liable to go before you do.
You don't know. It's a race, but nobody knows where
to finish lying at They never do where the fit? What?
(07:01):
Where the oh?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
This timeout when they die? There's what he means. Well,
we're all gonna die.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I like to look at it more like sands through
the hour glass of time, like days of our lives.
Or remember that hour glass that the Wicked Witch of
the West and the Wizard of Oz turned upside down
and you know she was gonna come back and kill
Dorothy or something, you know, when the sand went out.
So picture this.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Giant hourglass full of sand.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Sure, but one side is it's a I was gonna
say it's black, but that would be wrong. It is
dark in color so that you can't see how much
sand is in it. That's all of our lives. We
have sand. That is our life running out of the
hour glass. But we can't see into the hourglass to
(07:47):
know how much sand there is, so you don't know
if you've got a lot of sand or little sand
left how much? So do what needs to be done today?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
And this Dorothy character was on Days of Our Lives,
is what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
It's confusion me too, You get it?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Now?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
What about her little dog? Yeah there was a dog.
I didn't know they had dogs on soap operas.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah, it was all on Days of our Lives back
when Chris Kozchik was getting married to that that nurse lady.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
The hockey player.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah, that's amazing. Yeah, he's got a steakhouse in Chicago.
I ate there one time. I liked it because I
when hockey players go in there, they'll chew up the
meat for you in case your teeth fell out.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah, because they need to do that for their regular show.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
I always not that it was cool to them to
do that. You know, more restaurants should offer that, I think.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah, sounds like you're right on top of this.
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Stay tuned for more.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Waltman Johnson, We got breaking news out of Oklahoma, USA.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Known you were going to be quoting convoy.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I had to play a.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Different bumper music.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yeah. I know it's a little late now, but so far,
thirty six people have been hospitalized, over one thousand residents
evacuated this morning. Uh huh after a large ammonia leak
in Weatherford, Oklahoma, not Weatherford, Texas. Emergency crews responded early
this morning after reports of a strong chemical odor near
(09:32):
an industrial facility. Officials said schools in the western Oklahoma
community closed as a precaution. Has MATT teams are moving
in and working to contain the leak. The cause of
the incident remains under investigation. It could been part of
that truck crash that they noticed just before the gas
(09:55):
and the leak and the smell, so the they agents
in gas masks going door to door, waking residents to
get up, get up, get up, get up, get out.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Here, run for your lives. All right, how many no
way to wake up first thing in the morning. All right,
Back up a little. What was the town that it was?
No Weatherford, Oklahoma, weather for Oklahoma.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
It's kind of a central west of the you know,
the state area there.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
All right.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
So there's a place in Oklahoma called No Man's Land
and it's about two one hundred miles away, it's like
three hours away. And it's a weird place out there.
It's a strip of land in the westernmost part of
the state that was not part of any territory before
Oklahoma was admitted to the Union and once known as
No Man's Land.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
And I always wondered, what's out there? You know, just hang,
that's probably where I would go.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
You've never actually gone off to look, Nah, not that curious,
just slightly curious. Well, they don't even have door dash
you know what, Nothing happened there. This is where stuff happened.
You're talking about a story where nothing happened.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
I just always wondered about No Man's Land.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I know you have there's like a weird place out
there in oklahom where you're not supposed to go.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
You know, they made it sound at the beginning of
the story like that with the leak was just coming
out of you know, the plant, the chemical plant here
or whatever. And maybe so, But the a tanker truck crashed,
that might be most of the leak right there. All right,
those big trucks you know, you see them rolling down
a highway eighty miles an hour. Usually some Indian fellow
(11:23):
with a turbine driving them. Don't speak English. Then and
then it crashes. Oh no, what was it carrying? Yeah, poison? Okay,
all right, I'm going to predict the whole on news
cycle here.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Uh. Probably most people will be fine, and then there'll
be a news story where they blame Trump. And then
there's gonna be a news story where some politician will
blame and I quote late stage capitalism. They will they
love that term because it's hard for them to admit
that capital well, sure capitalism used to be good, but
now it sucks and ignore it completely, ignore the fact
(11:53):
that stuff like this happens in communist countries all the time.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Sure, who's got the mayor Pete's job? Now the transportation scary.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Is that, Sean funny? You bring that up, mister Duffy.
Good news is good news, and the good news is
I've got good news and good news forty good. Put
some good in your mark.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Good news.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
There's a monkey jumping on houses in the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
All right, a little bit of good news involving our
man Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy. California is going to revoke
seventeen thousand commercial drivers' licenses given to immigrants after discovering
the expiration dates went past when the drivers were legally
allowed in the US. Now, this report comes to us
courtesy of the Associated Press. They call them immigrants, but
(12:36):
you know, you know, it's what happened in the rest
of that sentence.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
These were just immigrants. These were people that were here.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Illegally illegal and have a CDL so they can jump
in a rolling bomb with eighteen wheels under it and
drive it over to your house or your school, or
your job, or the hospital or wherever they feel like crashing.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
So Trump has been very critical lately of California and
some of these other far leg to blue states for
giving licenses to people in the country illegally and rightfully,
so look at the consequences of it. Illegal immigrants are
causing some terrible car wrecks, particularly the so called ones
with CDLs, which aren't really legal CDLs, and now we're
(13:16):
going to do something about that. If you're in the
country illegally, you can't drive around with a giant bomb
strapped to the back of a semi truck and collect
a paycheck while you're in the cabin of the vehicle
cooking on a grill or whatever you're doing in there.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
You say you can't, I think what you show you
mean should and shouldn't. They can because they are and
some politicians are allowing this to happen, want it to happen.
Other politicians or trying to do everything they can't put
a stop to it. Now, the only reason I brought
up Sean Duffy is because you were talking about how
this Oklahoma situation will evolve down the road in the
(13:54):
news cycle to figure out how to blame Trump, Well,
the best thing do is just blame Trump's transportation secretary.
You remember when Mayor Pete was transportation secretary and trains
were just rolling off of the track left and right. Well,
that's part of transportation, isn't it. So Mayor Pete took heat,
(14:15):
then I'm sure Sean Daffy is gonna take plenty of
heat today or this week.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
And Gavin Newsom just wants to remind everybody those illegal
immigrants have.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Every right to be in the country.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
That's what he keeps telling us.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
You know, so stop it, mag with your rules and
everything you discussed us.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
God you mention Gavin Newsom news out of Sacramento, California,
the capital over there. Gavin Newsom's former chief of staff,
Dana Williamson has entered a not guilty plea yesterday charges
of federal corruption conspiracy to commit wire and bank fraud.
(14:54):
Miss Williamson served as Governor Gavin Newsom's top aid up
until twenty t twenty four and is accused of helping
funnel two d and twenty five thousand dollars out of
a dormant campaign account apparently belonging to the former Health
and Human Services Secretary Busserah and moving that to Bessara's
(15:18):
former chief of staff Sean McClusky. So McCluskey and Ms
Williamson here and a couple of other people were involved
in raiding somebody's account campaign promise, you know, account, and
then moving it into somebody else's account, and then that
person then took money out and paid their wife.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Sounds like what Dan Crenshaw did with that, what he
was accused of doing, sounds a lot.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Like the The Ozark, the money Laundering Show. Plenty of
schemes going on through all of this, and it just
turns out that all these people seem to be connected
high up the Democrat Party in the state of California.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
See, that's our problem. We don't have any good schemes.
We need a scheme, you know, so we just show
up and work hard and try to make money. And
that's not smart, that's stupid.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
The lady Dana Williamson's accused of counting several personal purchases
as tax deductible business expenses. This is where the IRS
may step in. They included her buying a new HVAC
system for her house. That's nice. Fifteen thousand dollars Chanel handbag.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Well she wanted it. You know what, are you gonna have.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
A ten thousand dollars payment to one of her relatives
for whatever? Twenty one thousand dollars private jet trip and
a watch worth more than nine thousand dollars for a friend.
She also deducted an eleven thousand dollars yacht rental and
luxury hotels state during a birthday trip in Mexico. So see,
(17:03):
these people know how to live well on our money.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Boy, they're smart. In the meantime, while we're doing democrats
that commit crimes. Related news stories, the Department of Homeland
Security said a member of Senator Tammy Duckworth's office line
about being a lawyer so she could get or so
they could get an illegal immigrant out of an ICE facility.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
So there's so many in the politics that's not actually
a lawyer, right.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
This was just a run of the mill staffer that
didn't have any jurisdiction to have the person removed from
ICE custody. And it kind of sounds like Duckworth either
knew about this or actually engineered the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
But this person probably watched a lot of law shows
on TV, and you know, knows how to talk to talk.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Oh sure, I mean, you know that's almost as good
as a lawyer, right, absolutely. I mean, if Michelle Obama
can pretend to be a check I don't know why
this person can't pretend to be a lawyer.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
That's a damn good point. Yeah, I told you a
thousand times not a man. Okay, so please stop calling
her big mic. She really hates that this
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Is the Walton and Johnson Show.
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