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May 18, 2026 1 min
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now Lyric Capital presents Kenny Webster.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
California is added again. The Golden State is handing out
death row killers taxpayer funded tablets like iPads so they
could sit in their cells and self pleasure. How much
did this cost the taxpayers in California? Funny you ask,
even though you didn't. One hundred and eighty nine million dollars,
and they're about to pump another three hundred and fifteen
million dollars into it, because of course they are guys.

(00:25):
That's money they could have spent on cop cars or
bulletproof vests or overtime pay for law enforcement agents. But
now they're funding state sponsored goon sessions. One murderer actually
bragged to reporters that he's been streaming poorn through video chat.
Another said he's trading nudes like baseball cards. They're supposed
to be doing hard time, not playing five knuckle shuffle
on the state Wi Fi system. But this is the

(00:47):
typical California model for criminal justice, inspired by Norway, because
nothing fixes a triple murderer like high speed smut and
a yoga mat. The same geniuses who put men in
women's prisons, remember trans women or women too? Thought This
was a good idea until the beatings in the pregnancy
started and naturally. California is also a place where they
like to let violent criminals out of jail early and

(01:08):
then act shocked later on when they reoffend. Here's some
shocking news. Criminals are not misunderstood poets. What California should
be doing is melting down the iPads and using them
to make prison bars, and then giving these criminals three
hots and a cop if they complain about not having porn.
Remind them that prison is supposed to suck. Try committing
less felonies next time.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
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