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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Listen for this long into the show. Maybe you have
a family member who's a veteran. I'm going to read
you a short list of places where you can get
a hefty discount or something for free today. It's a
long list at military dot com. I'm only going to
read the parts of the list where there are businesses
I've heard of before.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
And veterans, by the way, don't want stuff for free.
But if you're giving it out on Veterans Day, it's okay.
They just don't want stuff free the rest of the time.
I think they've earned it.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
No, hell yeah, this isn't like a free giveaway to
someone that did nothing. These men and women in gender
neutrals did something.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
You're welcome where so okay. The website is military dot com.
They have a section for Veterans Day if you want
to look at it. But I'll just read you a
short version of the list. Another broken egg cafe you've
ever been to one of those Applebee's is doing stuff
today for you. Let's see here. BJ's restaurant in brew House,
very misleading name, by the way. Bob Evans is given
(00:55):
stuff away today. If you want a free meal, get
in there. Get you some bombshells. That a b restaurant.
We have them in our town, but they don't have
them everywhere. Buka di Beppo, mm hmm. Family dining, I
just like saying it. California Pizza Kitchen, that's a fun one.
Chili's obviously, Chipotle, Circle K doing something today. Coffee, I guess,
(01:16):
Cracker Barrel, Davenbusters, Denny's, Dicky's Barbecue pit Man.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Still a free play to barbecue free, but then you're
gonna want some other barbecue later.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I'm so old, I can remember when dunkin Donuts was
just wait, when Duncan was just called dunkin Donuts.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Remember those days? Go there today.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Einstein's has got stuff for you, Firehouse Subs, Freddy's. Let's
see Golden Corral.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
My dad loved Golden Coral.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Ain't nothing wrong with a Golden coraw. My dad would
go out and to good taste and he would eat it.
Golden Corral. He'd go on vacation and you'd go to
Golden Coral. Were they different and different than same thing?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Every rate? All right, Hooters, he's doing stuff today. I
hop in and out.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Burger Jay Christopher's. We got one of those down the
street from here.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Wherever you go and get yourself hoping to eat, you
ought to let them know you're a veteran. They might
have a little thing going on.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Little Caesar's, Logan's Roadhouse, Max and Irma's is doing stuff
today out back Olive Garden. Pluckers, I always like that
Ruby Tuesdays. You don't see those around much anymore. Pluckers
different from Cluckers. Yeah, it's different. Yeah. Shake Shacks got
stuff for you today.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Sheets.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
If you enjoy sheets, they got stuff today. Shoney's Sizzler.
You never find a sizzler anymore. You remember those? They
got them in California. I was in Sacramento not long ago.
I saw a sizzler. I was like, pullover, Is that
why you went? No?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I was going to Burning Man. Oh so that was
just a boneless smoothie.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
King Starbucks tcby Boy. There's another one you never see,
Texas Roadhouse. Wendy's White Castle. We're getting to the end
of the list here. I think that's about it. Bubba
Gump Shrimp.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I don't know it's not Bubba Goot come after Windy.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
There's a whole list of places, and then they do
Veterans Day restaurant deals.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I don't know how it's it's like a bonus list.
I don't know. Oh, well, it's got some extra.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Joe's Crabshack, Margarita's Mexican restaurant.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I haven't even heard of that.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Anyway, you get the point. If you want to see
the hole list, it's at military dot Com.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I was just perusing some of the Hollywood news and
I thought Kenny especially would be interested in this.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I'm Kenny. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
You've often decried the point that Disney owns Star Wars.
Now that didn't do very much good for the Star
Wars universe and Marvel. I'm specifically working on Star Wars
right now. I'm just painting a picture here of how
awful they are distracting from the subject at hand.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
All but it gave me enough time to queue this up.
Yeah I did.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Here's one of the many reasons why there might be
an issue with Hollywood and this sort of thing now suck.
A guy named Oscar Isaac who had been hired a
while back to create some new Star Wars for the future. Okay,
I have Oscar says, and I'm quoting, He's not so
(04:00):
open to working with Disney on Star Wars return after
the Kimmel suspension.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I get that. You see how that worked. If they
could not succumb to fascism, that would be great. Oh
I'm sorry I went the other way with that.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I thought that they were saying, like, because they brought
him back, he didn't want to work with him.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
He's upset that they ever suspended him in the first place.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
He's upset at Disney for punishing Jimmy Kimmel for a
few days for celebrating US school shooting and having horribly
bad ratings, but then putting him back on the air. Sorry,
I won't work with Disney. They punished Jimmy Kimmel for hours.
I'm not really open to that anymore.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Oh well, good, because I don't think anybody wanted to
see the crap you'd come up with anyway.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Wouldn't be interested, couldn't pay me to watch it. This
is exciting.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
If you know any millionaires that are also a big
Wizard of Oz fans, this is great.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Some lucky millionaire is going to own.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
The Wicked Witch of the West's at okay real soon,
that hat worn by Margaret Hamilton, the original wickuled Witch
of the West in nineteen thirty nine. Goes up for
auction next month, offered by Heritage Auctions. They last year
sold a pair of the Ruby slippers for twenty.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Eight million dollars.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Don't know how much the hat is gonna go for,
probably less than that, but it's an important part of
the Wizard of Oz story and as you know, wicked,
I guess the second part is out now or coming
out soon. They're doing a Wizard of Oz at the
Sphere in Las Vegas, which, oh, I hear great things.
(05:40):
I got to get into that.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
That reminds me Nancy Pelosi retired.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
You know the rest.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
It's cheap, but it made you laughed. It did.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
That had is fourteen inches high, nineteen and a half
inch diameter brim, and it retains a twenty two inch
elastic chin strap which she had to wear to secure
it during those flying broomstick scenes.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I know it's probably a dumb question, but why do
gays love that? Say?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Is it just because it's three men and a woman?
Is that why they like Is that the only reason
you like it because it's three three men that are
dressed up in costumes?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Or by posing the question in such a fashion. You
have immediately determined that no heterosexuals liked The Wizard of Oz,
which I think you would be proven horribly misinformed.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
I didn't do that, but I did assume that all
gays like it. That's also a bad assumption.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I bet it's true right now that there's probably like
ninety percent if there's any gay that doesn't like the
Wizard of Oz, call eight sixty six.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I love w J. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Hurry because you know we got much time here left,
I mean today, Hopefully we'll have more time tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Boy, I hope. So I got a mortgage to pay off. Well,
is that one of those fifty year deals?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I got a fifty year mortgage? Yeah? Why you're upside
down now.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Normally, if given a choice between doing something and nothing,
I choose to do nothing.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
But I will do something if it helps someone else
do nothing. I'd work all night if it meant nothing
got done. Walton in Johnson Radio Network, This is what
I listened to when I'm going to bed. That explains
a lot. There's a news story.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Today out of Texas that a lot of people are
confused about a guy I got arrested for a meme.
Let me rephrase that he got arrested over a meme.
He didn't get arrested because of the meme, And I
think that's where some of the confusion comes in. Story
took place in Hood County. Y'all ever been to Hood County,
which which state is a Texas Oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
You know Hood County. It's not a lot of black
people in Hood County? Mister, Why is that? You think?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Well, the name's a little misleading, you know, I'm just
saying Brasis Bend, Canyon Creek, that's where this took place at.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
It's not about like the Hood, Yeah, but you'd think
it should.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Be maybe about a man named mister Hood.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Yeah, but with a name like that, you know, if
you called it Elbrio County and there weren't any Hispanics,
you'd be like, hey, that would where's the takaria?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Anyway?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
The guy's name is Coulton Crintinger. He's a community activist
from Granbury. He was just arrested last week for quote
online impersonation. But the headlines say he got arrested over
a meme, which makes everybody think he got arrested for
a meme. He didn't. He got arrested for pretending to
be somebody else. His defense attorney says it's for posting
a meme. Not exactly. After twenty five years experience as
(08:28):
a district attorney and a criminal defense attorney, I have
never seen anyone get arrested for engaging in political speech.
I'm sorry this just happened. Remember that guy Douglas Mackie
got arrested for posting a meme telling all the Democrats
to vote on Thursday instead of Tuesday. Yeah that guy.
His name online was Ricky Vaughan. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway,
the Sheriff's office booked Colton into jail for felony quote
(08:52):
online impersonation named persona create page.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
That's the name.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
It's a third degree felony. Jail record show state law
being using the name or persona of another person to harm, defraud, intimidate,
or threaten any person. You can't pretend to be someone
on the internet, at least not in the state of Texas,
and certainly not when it's political. You can't go around
pretending to be John Cornyn online sending out memes that say,
(09:16):
you know, use this certificate and I'll pay for your abortion,
or something like that. Now, it'd be funny if you
could not the abortion, but making John Cornyn look bad,
But you can't do that. It's against law. Anyway, Calton
was accused of making posts to Facebook that appear to
come from another political activist. According to the report, the
victim stated that the Facebook post in question appears as
if it was made by the victim showing support for
(09:39):
Monica Brown for some ISD school board election. The point
is he didn't get arrested for a meme. It's like
if you wrote a check and put someone else's name
on it. You can't do that. It's impersonation.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
So I I got cop. He's impersonate an officer of
the law. That's a crime.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
No, as a political activist on the internet, he was
pretending to be someone else, so.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
You know, really kind of surprises that story made the news.
Well it sort of the murders and the killings and
the kidnappings and the drug runnings and the illegals and
all this guy impersonated somebody and.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
That that jumped to the front of the news. Huh.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Well, No, I saved that for the end of the
show for a reason. No, there were lots of murders
and kidnappings and killings and mamings, although there's so many
of them that they're not even that interesting anymore.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
That's the problem.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
It happens so often, it's not considered news anymore.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
But if people still want to email us and recommend
a name for a band, I'm listening here Patrick crowd
In and said, Kenny, your band should be called Big,
Black Smoke and the Gay for music.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
It was already black Smoke, so just adding big to
it makes it better.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Black Smoke is my rap name. My band is probably
gonna be called Kenny Webster and.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
The theay Them's you've changed it again since last time.
They change a lot. Yeah. Anyway, we're working on we're rehearsing.
We're gonna have our first gig soon.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
It's a punk it's the first ever punk rock excuse me,
it's the first ever right wing punk rock prop comedy band.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, that says a lot exactly. It's like, you know
how the liberals do that. They're like, she's the first
ever black, lesbian, queer foreign woman to work in the
Press Secretary's office.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
So important. Yes, so we're gonna do that too.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
It's the first ever time that a guy who grew
up Catholic but was raised around Wasps, decided that he
wanted to start a prop comedy punk band, and he
joined together with a Jew, two Mexicans, and a Hindu.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
It's called Kenny Webster. In the day of thems Man,
that's all the world was missing.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Well, I think when we get that and it'll be
locked in soon, then we're set. Yeah, it's the perfect
world and we don't want to mess with it after that.
So that's what I'm working on.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Good for you.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Cops were called to Letitia James Virginia Holmes two dozen
times since she bought them. Remember, she bought a house
and she claimed it was her primary residence to get
a cheaper mortgage, and then she harbored a fugitive there
criminal Cerial Crook. Grand niece Naki Yeah Thompson moved into
the home. Well, turns out the two houses I've been
having other problems as well, a lot of police activity.
(12:07):
Cops dispatched two dozen times since her ne'er do well
Ken moved in.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Ne're do well Ken, that's what they wrote the story.
I know.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I love the way they talk in the post. I'll
never change Since then, cops have been summoned to the
residents on twelve occasions, according to police records, and including
several instances in which they were called multiple times in
one day.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
What does it you think about her and her ne'er
do well ken just causing people to get all uproard
about that.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Well, she's a criminal with a record. Look at this
too in her mugshot. Look at that big z on
her chin. Look at that that's not right? Get some
what is it now? She's also kind of mouthy. I
don't know if y'all familiar with her work or not.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
It's got a big mouth.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yeah. Cops went into that house for issuing warrant subpoenas,
as well as incidents that labeled vandalism, domestic issues, suspicious persons.
A lot of reasons they get called out. They're Inn't
that weird? And this is the Attorney General of New
York's other home in Virginia. That's crazy. When do you
think there'd be one cop that would show up there
(13:10):
and go So, who owns the house? I'm sorry, the
Attorney General of New York owns this house and it's
full of criminals with warrants. New York Day, New York State.
Oh still, yeah, get a rope similar, Yeah, similar.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
But rope red nig yo. We ain't got that aday. Yeah,
probably not the best idea in this context.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Oh that's right because she's yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah, right, yeah, because of the no I want to
know what nah you know, and you're not going to say,
don't want to say, we're going to leave that one alone.
You know what I would do if I were you,
I would check to see today if any of your
favorite pastas have disappeared from shelves because of the tariffs,
and then I'd find a better pasta.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Do you have a preferred pasta? And currently? Are you
a penny man?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
I like the fresh stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Pennae is the word you're looking for, but us real
Italians call it most to Charlie, it's okay. Yeah, I'm
not gonna shame you for saying the name of the
noodle wrong, mister Kenneth like a moron.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
And a goomba.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I would, man, if there was one guy on the
show who I thought would get the name of a
noodle right, it would be you, mister Kenneth.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I call it Kenny for short because you're a big noodle.
Now I'll take it anyway.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
The Department of Agriculture launched an investigation after two US
pasta makers called for a view of Italian exporters, and
it turns out the tariffs had prevented some of these
noodles from making it to the US. But here's what
I don't get. It's just like wheat and stuff. What
do you need that mailed in from Italy for it?
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Beats me?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah, anyway, they have different kinds over there, mostly American
stuff that we have her food products and whatnot's all
genetically modified and sprayed with Monsanto chemicals and called it
cancer and sucks and doesn't even have any flavor anymore.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Well, if you're a military vetter and you can get
some real Italian food today for free or discount at
Olive Garden, Right.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
John, don't forget boys and girls too, Eat it day.
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Johnson podcast. Good for you. That means you listened all
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You could buy things there. Walton Johnson dot com. What's
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Listen for this long into the show. Maybe you have
a family member who's a veteran. I'm going to read
you a short list of places where you can get
a hefty discount or something for free today. It's a
long list at military dot com. I'm only going to
read the parts of the list where there are businesses
I've heard of before.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
And veterans, by the way, don't want stuff for free.
But if you're giving it out on Veterans Day, it's okay.
They just don't want stuff free the rest of the time.
I think they've earned it.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
No, hell yeah, this isn't like a free giveaway to
someone that did nothing. These men and women in gender
neutrals did something.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
You're welcome where so okay. The website is military dot com.
They have a section for Veterans Day if you want
to look at it. But I'll just read you a
short version of the list. Another broken egg cafe you've
ever been to one of those Applebee's is doing stuff
today for you. Let's see here. BJ's restaurant in brew House,
very misleading name, by the way. Bob Evans is given
(00:55):
stuff away today. If you want a free meal, get
in there. Get you some bombshells. That a b restaurant.
We have them in our town, but they don't have
them everywhere. Buka di Beppo, mm hmm. Family dining, I
just like saying it. California Pizza Kitchen, that's a fun one.
Chili's obviously, Chipotle, Circle K doing something today. Coffee, I guess,
(01:16):
Cracker Barrel, Davenbusters, Denny's, Dicky's Barbecue pit Man.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Still a free play to barbecue free, but then you're
gonna want some other barbecue later.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I'm so old, I can remember when dunkin Donuts was
just wait, when Duncan was just called dunkin Donuts.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Remember those days? Go there today.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Einstein's has got stuff for you, Firehouse Subs, Freddy's. Let's
see Golden Corral.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
My dad loved Golden Coral.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Ain't nothing wrong with a Golden coraw. My dad would
go out and to good taste and he would eat it.
Golden Corral. He'd go on vacation and you'd go to
Golden Coral. Were they different and different than same thing?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Every rate? All right, Hooters, he's doing stuff today. I
hop in and out.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Burger Jay Christopher's. We got one of those down the
street from here.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Wherever you go and get yourself hoping to eat, you
ought to let them know you're a veteran. They might
have a little thing going on.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Little Caesar's, Logan's Roadhouse, Max and Irma's is doing stuff
today out back Olive Garden. Pluckers, I always like that
Ruby Tuesdays. You don't see those around much anymore. Pluckers
different from Cluckers. Yeah, it's different. Yeah. Shake Shacks got
stuff for you today.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Sheets.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
If you enjoy sheets, they got stuff today. Shoney's Sizzler.
You never find a sizzler anymore. You remember those? They
got them in California. I was in Sacramento not long ago.
I saw a sizzler. I was like, pullover, Is that
why you went? No?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I was going to Burning Man. Oh so that was
just a boneless smoothie.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
King Starbucks tcby Boy. There's another one you never see,
Texas Roadhouse. Wendy's White Castle. We're getting to the end
of the list here. I think that's about it. Bubba
Gump Shrimp.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I don't know it's not Bubba Goot come after Windy.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
There's a whole list of places, and then they do
Veterans Day restaurant deals.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I don't know how it's it's like a bonus list.
I don't know. Oh, well, it's got some extra.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Joe's Crabshack, Margarita's Mexican restaurant.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I haven't even heard of that.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Anyway, you get the point. If you want to see
the hole list, it's at military dot Com.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I was just perusing some of the Hollywood news and
I thought Kenny especially would be interested in this.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I'm Kenny. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
You've often decried the point that Disney owns Star Wars.
Now that didn't do very much good for the Star
Wars universe and Marvel. I'm specifically working on Star Wars
right now. I'm just painting a picture here of how
awful they are distracting from the subject at hand.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
All but it gave me enough time to queue this up.
Yeah I did.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Here's one of the many reasons why there might be
an issue with Hollywood and this sort of thing now suck.
A guy named Oscar Isaac who had been hired a
while back to create some new Star Wars for the future. Okay,
I have Oscar says, and I'm quoting, He's not so
(04:00):
open to working with Disney on Star Wars return after
the Kimmel suspension.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I get that. You see how that worked. If they
could not succumb to fascism, that would be great. Oh
I'm sorry I went the other way with that.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I thought that they were saying, like, because they brought
him back, he didn't want to work with him.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
He's upset that they ever suspended him in the first place.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
He's upset at Disney for punishing Jimmy Kimmel for a
few days for celebrating US school shooting and having horribly
bad ratings, but then putting him back on the air. Sorry,
I won't work with Disney. They punished Jimmy Kimmel for hours.
I'm not really open to that anymore.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Oh well, good, because I don't think anybody wanted to
see the crap you'd come up with anyway.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Wouldn't be interested, couldn't pay me to watch it. This
is exciting.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
If you know any millionaires that are also a big
Wizard of Oz fans, this is great.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Some lucky millionaire is going to own.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
The Wicked Witch of the West's at okay real soon,
that hat worn by Margaret Hamilton, the original wickuled Witch
of the West in nineteen thirty nine. Goes up for
auction next month, offered by Heritage Auctions. They last year
sold a pair of the Ruby slippers for twenty.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Eight million dollars.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Don't know how much the hat is gonna go for,
probably less than that, but it's an important part of
the Wizard of Oz story and as you know, wicked,
I guess the second part is out now or coming
out soon. They're doing a Wizard of Oz at the
Sphere in Las Vegas, which, oh, I hear great things.
(05:40):
I got to get into that.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
That reminds me Nancy Pelosi retired.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
You know the rest.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
It's cheap, but it made you laughed. It did.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
That had is fourteen inches high, nineteen and a half
inch diameter brim, and it retains a twenty two inch
elastic chin strap which she had to wear to secure
it during those flying broomstick scenes.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I know it's probably a dumb question, but why do
gays love that? Say?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Is it just because it's three men and a woman?
Is that why they like Is that the only reason
you like it because it's three three men that are
dressed up in costumes?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Or by posing the question in such a fashion. You
have immediately determined that no heterosexuals liked The Wizard of Oz,
which I think you would be proven horribly misinformed.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
I didn't do that, but I did assume that all
gays like it. That's also a bad assumption.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I bet it's true right now that there's probably like
ninety percent if there's any gay that doesn't like the
Wizard of Oz, call eight sixty six.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I love w J. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Hurry because you know we got much time here left,
I mean today, Hopefully we'll have more time tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Boy, I hope. So I got a mortgage to pay off. Well,
is that one of those fifty year deals?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I got a fifty year mortgage? Yeah? Why you're upside
down now.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Normally, if given a choice between doing something and nothing,
I choose to do nothing.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
But I will do something if it helps someone else
do nothing. I'd work all night if it meant nothing
got done. Walton in Johnson Radio Network, This is what
I listened to when I'm going to bed. That explains
a lot. There's a news story.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Today out of Texas that a lot of people are
confused about a guy I got arrested for a meme.
Let me rephrase that he got arrested over a meme.
He didn't get arrested because of the meme, And I
think that's where some of the confusion comes in. Story
took place in Hood County. Y'all ever been to Hood County,
which which state is a Texas Oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
You know Hood County. It's not a lot of black
people in Hood County? Mister, Why is that? You think?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Well, the name's a little misleading, you know, I'm just
saying Brasis Bend, Canyon Creek, that's where this took place at.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
It's not about like the Hood, Yeah, but you'd think
it should.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Be maybe about a man named mister Hood.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Yeah, but with a name like that, you know, if
you called it Elbrio County and there weren't any Hispanics,
you'd be like, hey, that would where's the takaria?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Anyway?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
The guy's name is Coulton Crintinger. He's a community activist
from Granbury. He was just arrested last week for quote
online impersonation. But the headlines say he got arrested over
a meme, which makes everybody think he got arrested for
a meme. He didn't. He got arrested for pretending to
be somebody else. His defense attorney says it's for posting
a meme. Not exactly. After twenty five years experience as
(08:28):
a district attorney and a criminal defense attorney, I have
never seen anyone get arrested for engaging in political speech.
I'm sorry this just happened. Remember that guy Douglas Mackie
got arrested for posting a meme telling all the Democrats
to vote on Thursday instead of Tuesday. Yeah that guy.
His name online was Ricky Vaughan. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway,
the Sheriff's office booked Colton into jail for felony quote
(08:52):
online impersonation named persona create page.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
That's the name.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
It's a third degree felony. Jail record show state law
being using the name or persona of another person to harm, defraud, intimidate,
or threaten any person. You can't pretend to be someone
on the internet, at least not in the state of Texas,
and certainly not when it's political. You can't go around
pretending to be John Cornyn online sending out memes that say,
(09:16):
you know, use this certificate and I'll pay for your abortion,
or something like that. Now, it'd be funny if you
could not the abortion, but making John Cornyn look bad,
But you can't do that. It's against law. Anyway, Calton
was accused of making posts to Facebook that appear to
come from another political activist. According to the report, the
victim stated that the Facebook post in question appears as
if it was made by the victim showing support for
(09:39):
Monica Brown for some ISD school board election. The point
is he didn't get arrested for a meme. It's like
if you wrote a check and put someone else's name
on it. You can't do that. It's impersonation.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
So I I got cop. He's impersonate an officer of
the law. That's a crime.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
No, as a political activist on the internet, he was
pretending to be someone else, so.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
You know, really kind of surprises that story made the news.
Well it sort of the murders and the killings and
the kidnappings and the drug runnings and the illegals and
all this guy impersonated somebody and.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
That that jumped to the front of the news. Huh.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Well, No, I saved that for the end of the
show for a reason. No, there were lots of murders
and kidnappings and killings and mamings, although there's so many
of them that they're not even that interesting anymore.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
That's the problem.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
It happens so often, it's not considered news anymore.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
But if people still want to email us and recommend
a name for a band, I'm listening here Patrick crowd
In and said, Kenny, your band should be called Big,
Black Smoke and the Gay for music.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
It was already black Smoke, so just adding big to
it makes it better.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Black Smoke is my rap name. My band is probably
gonna be called Kenny Webster and.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
The theay Them's you've changed it again since last time.
They change a lot. Yeah. Anyway, we're working on we're rehearsing.
We're gonna have our first gig soon.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
It's a punk it's the first ever punk rock excuse me,
it's the first ever right wing punk rock prop comedy band.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, that says a lot exactly. It's like, you know
how the liberals do that. They're like, she's the first
ever black, lesbian, queer foreign woman to work in the
Press Secretary's office.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
So important. Yes, so we're gonna do that too.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
It's the first ever time that a guy who grew
up Catholic but was raised around Wasps, decided that he
wanted to start a prop comedy punk band, and he
joined together with a Jew, two Mexicans, and a Hindu.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
It's called Kenny Webster. In the day of thems Man,
that's all the world was missing.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Well, I think when we get that and it'll be
locked in soon, then we're set. Yeah, it's the perfect
world and we don't want to mess with it after that.
So that's what I'm working on.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Good for you.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Cops were called to Letitia James Virginia Holmes two dozen
times since she bought them. Remember, she bought a house
and she claimed it was her primary residence to get
a cheaper mortgage, and then she harbored a fugitive there
criminal Cerial Crook. Grand niece Naki Yeah Thompson moved into
the home. Well, turns out the two houses I've been
having other problems as well, a lot of police activity.
(12:07):
Cops dispatched two dozen times since her ne'er do well
Ken moved in.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Ne're do well Ken, that's what they wrote the story.
I know.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I love the way they talk in the post. I'll
never change Since then, cops have been summoned to the
residents on twelve occasions, according to police records, and including
several instances in which they were called multiple times in
one day.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
What does it you think about her and her ne'er
do well ken just causing people to get all uproard
about that.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Well, she's a criminal with a record. Look at this
too in her mugshot. Look at that big z on
her chin. Look at that that's not right? Get some
what is it now? She's also kind of mouthy. I
don't know if y'all familiar with her work or not.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
It's got a big mouth.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yeah. Cops went into that house for issuing warrant subpoenas,
as well as incidents that labeled vandalism, domestic issues, suspicious persons.
A lot of reasons they get called out. They're Inn't
that weird? And this is the Attorney General of New
York's other home in Virginia. That's crazy. When do you
think there'd be one cop that would show up there
(13:10):
and go So, who owns the house? I'm sorry, the
Attorney General of New York owns this house and it's
full of criminals with warrants. New York Day, New York State.
Oh still, yeah, get a rope similar, Yeah, similar.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
But rope red nig yo. We ain't got that aday. Yeah,
probably not the best idea in this context.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Oh that's right because she's yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah, right, yeah, because of the no I want to
know what nah you know, and you're not going to say,
don't want to say, we're going to leave that one alone.
You know what I would do if I were you,
I would check to see today if any of your
favorite pastas have disappeared from shelves because of the tariffs,
and then I'd find a better pasta.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Do you have a preferred pasta? And currently? Are you
a penny man?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
I like the fresh stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Pennae is the word you're looking for, but us real
Italians call it most to Charlie, it's okay. Yeah, I'm
not gonna shame you for saying the name of the
noodle wrong, mister Kenneth like a moron.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
And a goomba.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I would, man, if there was one guy on the
show who I thought would get the name of a
noodle right, it would be you, mister Kenneth.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I call it Kenny for short because you're a big noodle.
Now I'll take it anyway.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
The Department of Agriculture launched an investigation after two US
pasta makers called for a view of Italian exporters, and
it turns out the tariffs had prevented some of these
noodles from making it to the US. But here's what
I don't get. It's just like wheat and stuff. What
do you need that mailed in from Italy for it?
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Beats me?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah, anyway, they have different kinds over there, mostly American
stuff that we have her food products and whatnot's all
genetically modified and sprayed with Monsanto chemicals and called it
cancer and sucks and doesn't even have any flavor anymore.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Well, if you're a military vetter and you can get
some real Italian food today for free or discount at
Olive Garden, Right.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
John, don't forget boys and girls too, Eat it day.
Hey again, you've reached the end of though Walton and
Johnson podcast. Good for you. That means you listened all
the way to the end. Does that mean we're going
away now never to be heard again?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
No, no, no, there will be a news show tomorrow,
oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, You could go to waltonand Johnson dot
com and you could find all kinds of cool stuff there.
Our news blog links to our social media accounts. Believe
it or not, our personal lives are very boring. If
you comment on our social media pages, we might reply yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you. Yeah, so,
what's the big deal. Go to Walton Johnson dot com today.
I'm told there's a store. Oh yes, we do have
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You could buy things there. Walton Johnson dot com. What's
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