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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Fifteen was off in space, and what did the crew
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listened to? Well, Tija Wanna Taxi by the Tijuana Brass Band,
a theme from two thousand and one Space Odyssey.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Her herbs band, ain't.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
It anchors away? Jim Irwin, Yeah, Herb, Herb Alpert. I
guess herb, Herb.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's herb.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
If it's you know, growing in your herb garden, it's herb.
If it's Herb Alpert. I don't know why, but you
just made it lamer by explaining. There he goes again,
I do all at gaytal.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
The two thousand and one theme was a humorous sci
fi nod played by spacecraft communicator Carl Heines.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
It was a humorous nod.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah, well, because the film at the time was a
kind of a dark look at what space could be like.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Remember that was Hail nine thousand. I think is that. Yeah,
you didn't want to be up there with space. It
was bad.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Well, since we're doing weird trivia and space and all
that kind of stuff all mixed together, how about this one.
I've never heard this before, probably because I don't hang
out with a whole bunch of nerdy but like Kinny
does in nineteen ninety nine, the movie The Matrix came out. Now,
everybody pretty much saw The Matrix, right, you know how
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that worked out. Sure, there's a scene in the Matrix
where Neo shows his passport to some security guy. The
expiration date on the passport September eleventh, two thousand and one.
That's right, nine to eleven, and it was nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Weird. Huh, Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
It is kind of weird now you realize that we
are all in the Matrix.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
And they're not even trying to hide it.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
What a soundtrack though, Marilyn Manson, Meat Beat, Manifesto, Deftones,
Rage Against the Machine, Propeller Heads, Hive, Romstein, Rob Zombie, Ministry,
The Prodigy.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
All the best stuff. Man, I mean I thought so.
I'm glad you agree. I didn't think you'd agree. Never
heard of any of them? You never heard of Marilyn Manson. Ok,
I've heard of her, but I don't care for her music. No,
it's a guy. That's a guy. Oh no, Charles Manson,
that's what you're thinking of.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
No, no, no, Marilyn Manson. Never mind, but waste the time.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
But what does it mean? Is it just a weird coincidence.
I mean, it is fascinating. Also fascinating is watching the
Matrix movies in reverse. If you watch Matrix four and
then three, and then two and then the original, it's
like starting with one of the worst films ever made
and ending with one of the best.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Films ever made.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, because they had that dude in there, Marius Malfius.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Maia. Yeah he's from Malfa, Texas.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Close not even no, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean he's
from Earth Marfa.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
He's Marfius.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah, that's what it's about. Yeah, it's about a guy
who lives in West Texas in.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
An art community. Exactly right, that's what everyone knows it
to be.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Real quick, before I have her out in your sports info,
is that the Travis Kelsey wedding considered sports?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yes? Absolutely, yes, should be your lead story.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I say, I'm gonna go know on this, it's not sports,
it's celebrity. It's entertainment. It's better for the last hour
of the show. But remember we are in between. Uh
you know we don't we don't have any any college football,
we don't have any NFL right now. Uh we got early,
too early for baseball because you know, there's too many
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games to get concerned about.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
The Pope doesn't think so.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
We're kind of in that little trough, a little valley
between popular sports. So maybe the you know, the wedding
news could qualify. I'm not I'm not fighting for it
or against it. I'm just saying, don't forget where we
are on the calendar of entertaining sporting events. All right,
I get your point, But real quick, how about that masses.
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I know everybody won't talk about them massles.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, golf is a thing, absolutely, welf is a thing,
for sure.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Baseball and then the quadriplegic Cornhall champion is in the
news today.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I gotta think so every weddings wait till the last hour.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah, that's got to be your your lead story, your
quadriplegic Cornholers for sure.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, I agree, Okay, that's what I think.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yeah, the sports this morning, it brought to us by
the Waldon Johnson Show.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Was that nice of us to do something like that?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Was it our smartphone app or the podcast or our
online store or just us.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
It's all of that and mobile size? Wow? How about that?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
The fact that we have a comedy show tomorrow night
at the DOCY Doe in the Woodlands with tomorrow Man.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
That's nook up on me.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah, tomorrow night at the Docy Dough. It's a country.
It's a honky talk, but they're got.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Well aware of the dose you do and they're letting
us do stand up there tomorrow night.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Huh. Yeah, that'll be a lot of fun. Have they
ever had you there before? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
As a matter of fact, last December we had a
comedy show there and you're you're invited back.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Yeah. It went very well. Wow, that's interesting.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Only one person got arrested, but that's a story for
another time. That's pretty low for Docy Doe and for
for one of our comedies.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah, absolutely will some dude named Burns and some dude
named McElroy or tid first after the first round of
the Masses and the second round is already underway in
Augusta at the Masters. You got to say it like
that of it out in the Master. Yeah, it's better
when you play the music because that really says it.
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There are seventeen, sixteen, sixteen people in the top ten
at the Masses right now. That's how crazy the math
is when you do golf. So it's complicated ain't gonna
get off into it now. But the dude that won
the Houston opened last weekend and got in the way
of your jogging.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
He in the top ten. I hate him. That Woodland dude,
I hate He's my arch enemy. Well, there were more
than just that one guy golfing in Houston. Are a
lot of them.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
I hate them too, all of them. Some of them
are at the Masters now.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I hate them all. But it's the masses.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
I will say this, The Asalias didn't pop as much
this year as they have in the past. It's been
dry in that part of the country, and they said,
you know, for the golfers, that's mad because it makes
the greens slickered in a pool table. But it's bad
for those of us at home viewing because I expected
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to see a lot more color.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Is he allowed to talk about this during sports? Not really? Yeah,
what the hell are you doing?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
But it's that Travis and Taylor wedding vibe that I
think got everybody thinking it's time for them to.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Pop off on sports and it ain't. Well I got
something better.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yeah, pornhole and paraplegics, right, and baseball. That's a little
early for baseball, but not if something major happen, You're
gonna love this. The Toronto Blue Jays have just done
one of the most American things ever.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
And it's not even an American baseball team.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Aren't they They're in Canadia, Canada.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
The Toronto Blue Jays sold seventy seven cent hot dogs
in honor of their inaugural nineteen seventy seven season during
the game against the Dodgers.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
The Blue Jays sold over one hundred thousand hot dogs.
I bet they did. I'd a probably, you know, got
down on four or five of them myself.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
That was by the seventh inning. Have you ever heard
the nine to nine to nine challenge? Have you heard
about this?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Oh? God, yes, nine, you're kidding. Nine beers, nine innings,
nine hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I don't think I could do it now, but I
bet a younger version of me could have done.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Oh yeah, yeah, when you were seventeen. I mean, I
remember when I was seventeen. My boy Billia Junior, when
he was seventeen eighteen, nineteen years old. I mean, then
go eat a full steak dinner and I'm talking about
a big steak, full baked potato, and then two hours
later they're rooting around in the fridge. Where's the leftovers?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Cereal? Uh? I'd go home and eat a big ball
of cereal.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Bowl like Jethrow Bodine size cereal bowl.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
And I'm with you.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
The only problem with that example is a seventeen year
old can't have a beer at a Dodger stadium.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
And they also wouldn't know who the hell Jethrow Bodine is.
I don't know who it is, and I'm a middle
aged man.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
But you didn't out about it and get all, you know,
all been out of shape over it.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Well, you do reference a lot of stuff I never
heard of before. I just learned sound to educate you.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
That's just my way of, you know, passing around some
of the great knowledge that I've stored up over the
years to the to the younger generations.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Brain.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Sure, and that's why I told you about Denzel Curry,
the first gangster rap artist ever played in outer space.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I don't remember hearing anything about that. That's how we
started the show today. I remember I.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Must have blocked it because you mentioned something about rap
or hip hop or whatever, and that's when I just,
you know, shut her down.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Well, here's a baseball fan, Erica Jones at the game,
reviewing the one hundred thousand hot dogs consumed at the
Toronto Blue Jays Los Angeles Dodgers game.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
It's Wonny Dogs Night at Roger Center.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
So every hot dog is seventy seven cents Canadian.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
That's what like fifty cents US dollars.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Okay, he's pretty small, but I'm really quickly going to
put the ketchup and mustard on it.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
There's so much brad what she said, Well, it's Canada,
she said, catch up on it. Shoul I said mustard.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
No, that's like she was going to mix the two together,
which is good if you dip in the fringe fry,
but it ain't right for a hot dog. Catch Up
on a hot dog is sacrilege. You might as well
be worshiping Satan. No, you know what it is. It's Unamerican. Yeah,
but they're in Canada. Yeah, well that's kind of fits, right,
goes along with everything else Canada screws up. See now
I regret bringing this up. Yeah, yeah, take it all back.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Catch up hup. In his first offering, Jaw the Bit
Outside Walton M.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Johnson, because this is one of the only songs the
new Artemist crew listened to Wake Up.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
That's not something that would piss off Billy Hut. Real good,
who's this one? Seriously? You never heard Queen with David
Bowie before I did? Sure? Yeah, got it, I'll receive
You knew it was a test.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
The year was nineteen eighty two and Queen and David
Bowie did a song and probably had sex together and
did drugs too.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I don't know. I went around them.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
It doesn't matter if you were around or not. They
would have acaid sex or not, or done drugs or not,
whether you were here or not.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
It's true.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah, yeah, but anyway, Uh yeah, this was an Artemis
song Artemis two. They actually listened to this, but also
it was a classic rock song.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Bad there he goes dead at it? That's fun? Is
that the part that makes you matter? Oh no, that's
just the best thing ever? Yes.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Usually not just hard to drag artist names out of
a DJ. Usually they tell you stuff that you already knew.
I'm trying to get you to just do basic DJ
and stuff you forgot. How I've never really been a
radio DJ in my life. I was a club DJ.
There's a difference. Yeah, you know, back announce the songs
after you play them in the club.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
No, when you're playing music in the club, you don't
even stop playing songs to talk. The music just sort
of blends together. That's part of the stick.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
If you did start talking, I think people would be
angry at you. Boy.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I gotta tell you, I learned something yesterday that blew
my mind.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
I wonder if it's the same thing I learned yesterday.
What was that? After you? Sir? You brought it up.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I think it's only fair that you go first, all right,
and mine's probably gonna be better anyway.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Have you ever had a Missus Field cookie? Missus still? I?
Oh oh?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
When we were in that plus Sint Charles building, there
was a Missus Field's cookie in the lobby. How fat
would you be today if there was a Missus Field's cookie.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Store in this building.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Missus Fields does not look how I would think she
would look, Dude. I always thought Missus Fields would be
like a sweet old lady, or not even a real person.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
There is a Debbie Fields.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
She is a real person, and she is one of
the hottest women who ever lived.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Really, according to whom you look at her, you you
have a different opinion about what's hot than other people
believe it or not.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Okay, here's the story of missus Fields. Back in the
late sixties early seventies. She was one of the original
Oakland Athletic Balls ball girls. I got a picture of
her on the screen here. She's a balls girl, are right?
She made five dollars an hour. She was a real person.
She took the money she earned and she used it
to buy things like butter, chocolate, vanilla.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
She was making cookies. That's the stuff. You make cookies
out there, right? What about brown sugar? Body brown sugar?
Probably she did.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
At some point she opened mister Fields missus Field's Chocolate
Chippery in Palo Alto, California. Opening day, nobody came in
and bought any cookies for hours, so she went outside
with a tray of warm cookies started giving away free samples.
Ended up making seventy five bucks that day, quite a
bit of money at the time because she went out
on the street and offered her tidbits for free.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Pro that's smart. I mean, I get what you're doing.
But Debbie Fields is a betty. She has a ten
She is a dime piece?
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Old was she? When she opened Was she just like
fresh off of the cheerleader ball girl thing?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Or it sounds like she was in her early twenties.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Was was she even a Missus Fields or was Yeah,
you suspect her to be, you know, like a more
like a Missus doubt fire in the kitchen in an
apron baking anyway, a very attractive woman.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
And my god, and.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Still now you're happy you ate her cookies, aren't you?
She's still hot today now she's in her late sixties.
I looked up a photo of her recently. She looks amazing.
Go for it, can't he?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I mean, how to get ahold of her?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
But uh, well, you know, if that's going to hold
you back, then you don't deserve her.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
But Missus Field has had some scandals over the years.
Oh boy, yeah. Back in the nineteen eighties, one customer
claims to have walked into a Missus Field's cookies and
asked to buy the recipe and claim they charged two
fifty two hundred and fifty dollars, which was egregious at
the time.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Well, she could have just said no, well there's no recipe.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
For you, and then the lady would have probably would
I'll pay anything. I needed so bad and then you can,
you know, gouge them. Well, Debbie Field's publicly denied any
of this. She said it never happened. The story's completely false.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
She said, nobody ever came in a classic recipe scam
urban legend that later shifted to Neeman Marcus and other stories.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
I didn't know the Neman Marcus recipe. Yeah, it's that,
that was the thing. Oh yeah, uh.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Anyway, She's had a lot of scandals over the years,
but mostly just does she know Jeffrey Epstein?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
No, but there were some discrimination stuff.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Well, Milana Trump says she didn't know her either, or
Jeffrey's a girlfriend or whatever she was at Macwell, lady.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
The problem is Milania is both denying and admitting that
she knew.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
The difference between randomly emailing a person one time in
your life versus actually knowing someone.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Did you know her? I'm aware of who they are,
but I don't know her.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
But would you send an email to someone you don't
know to tell them congratulations on what was it? A
nice story about Jeffrey Epstein and New York Magazine. You
look great in the picture. I know you are very
busy flying around the world. How is Palm Beach. I
cannot wait to go down. Give me a call when
you are back in New York. Have a great time, love, Malanya.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
See that's not life random me.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
It sure sounds like that I'm gonna go vacation, which
you You gonna come up here and hang with me?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Love?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Yeah, and it'll put love into it. See it doesn't.
By the way, I don't email my closest friends at all.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
You don't email each other.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
The fact that an email was even sent that says
love and plot to me thinks they're probably closer than that.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
I'm not denying that they may have a closer relationship
than she's admitting to now. I do find it hilarious
just me though, that you compare your life, or any
of our lives, to the lives of Epstein's and Trumps.
They don't do things the way we do things. For example,
if Malania wanted to send an email to her very
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best friend in the world, she's probably not typing it
out herself. They have people for Everythingonaires. Jenny, come in here, yes, Malania,
and send an email out to Gizzli Maxwell and tell
her she looked great in the picture and that I'll
see her in a week.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Well, they're just not the same as us.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
I mean, I see your point, but I will add
this to that. It doesn't mean anything like she sent
her any email. They knew each other. Why did she
have to mouth off at all about it any of this? See,
this is where it gets a little tricky.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
This is a classic case of the Streisand effect if I.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Put a more attention to it than it deserves.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
I followed this news story closely for years, very clo.
I mean, I look what we do for a living.
We've been talking about the Epstein files and ever since
the Epstein Files. Did you know there was a letter
in there that Milania sent to Glane. I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
I tell you anything about what's in most of them?
Well you know now, yeah, now we know that's the
Streisand effect.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
And it wasn't necessary. No, yeah, yeah, that's how you
can spot a woman, dude, just talk talk talk, talk talk.
I know women that actually don't like other women that
talk talk talk talk talk all the time. They'll actually
try to avoid those situations. And sometimes you can't because
you know, girls, they like to get together, don't they. Oh,
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let's have a girl day and you know, do each
other's nails and drink white wine or whatever they do.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
I don't know. Yeah, yeah, that's that's happening every day
all over the world.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Well, in denoun and the event of denouncing the false
smears that she says unfairly connects her to Jeffrey Epstein,
First Lady Malania Trump denied having any relationship with the
accused sex trafficker or his accomplice. And then immediately we
learned that in two thousand and two, she wrote this email. Now, again,
the email doesn't imply much. It's pretty boring. And it
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was before the two thousand and eight conviction when we
first learned that Jeffrey Epstein was a really bad guy.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Don't say you don't know to people.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Don't say you ain't friends with somebody that you send
a friendly email to that.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
I wouldn't be able to email idiot in people if
I wanted to today, because we ain't friends.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
That's why I don't know the email adrift.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
If I ain't get your email address, how am I
gonna email you?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Am? I right? Yeah, it is a little odd.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
And then Milania denying any link has actually upset the
survivors of the whole scandal, But she.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Took up for the survivors.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Part of the talk that she was giving is because
she was helping, supposedly trying to set up some way
to help these survivors.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
But she did start the statement with something that's objectively untrue,
and I think they felt slighted by that. Yeah, they
were saying she never had any connection to these people
at all. It's like, well, you did write them an
email saying congratulations on being in a news story, which
is a little sus as the kids say.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Oh those kids, huh, Y'll say the darness things, won't they.
It's a little Jardians to me, you know, right.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Maybe because these people they are crazy, because they always
talk about how Christian they is.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah, I don't know how many them on this side.
Walton and Johnson Radio Network
Fifteen was off in space, and what did the crew
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listened to? Well, Tija Wanna Taxi by the Tijuana Brass Band,
a theme from two thousand and one Space Odyssey.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Her herbs band, ain't.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
It anchors away? Jim Irwin, Yeah, Herb, Herb Alpert. I
guess herb, Herb.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's herb.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
If it's you know, growing in your herb garden, it's herb.
If it's Herb Alpert. I don't know why, but you
just made it lamer by explaining. There he goes again,
I do all at gaytal.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
The two thousand and one theme was a humorous sci
fi nod played by spacecraft communicator Carl Heines.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
It was a humorous nod.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah, well, because the film at the time was a
kind of a dark look at what space could be like.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Remember that was Hail nine thousand. I think is that. Yeah,
you didn't want to be up there with space. It
was bad.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Well, since we're doing weird trivia and space and all
that kind of stuff all mixed together, how about this one.
I've never heard this before, probably because I don't hang
out with a whole bunch of nerdy but like Kinny
does in nineteen ninety nine, the movie The Matrix came out. Now,
everybody pretty much saw The Matrix, right, you know how
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that worked out. Sure, there's a scene in the Matrix
where Neo shows his passport to some security guy. The
expiration date on the passport September eleventh, two thousand and one.
That's right, nine to eleven, and it was nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Weird. Huh, Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
It is kind of weird now you realize that we
are all in the Matrix.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
And they're not even trying to hide it.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
What a soundtrack though, Marilyn Manson, Meat Beat, Manifesto, Deftones,
Rage Against the Machine, Propeller Heads, Hive, Romstein, Rob Zombie, Ministry,
The Prodigy.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
All the best stuff. Man, I mean I thought so.
I'm glad you agree. I didn't think you'd agree. Never
heard of any of them? You never heard of Marilyn Manson. Ok,
I've heard of her, but I don't care for her music. No,
it's a guy. That's a guy. Oh no, Charles Manson,
that's what you're thinking of.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
No, no, no, Marilyn Manson. Never mind, but waste the time.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
But what does it mean? Is it just a weird coincidence.
I mean, it is fascinating. Also fascinating is watching the
Matrix movies in reverse. If you watch Matrix four and
then three, and then two and then the original, it's
like starting with one of the worst films ever made
and ending with one of the best.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Films ever made.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, because they had that dude in there, Marius Malfius.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Maia. Yeah he's from Malfa, Texas.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Close not even no, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean he's
from Earth Marfa.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
He's Marfius.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah, that's what it's about. Yeah, it's about a guy
who lives in West Texas in.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
An art community. Exactly right, that's what everyone knows it
to be.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Real quick, before I have her out in your sports info,
is that the Travis Kelsey wedding considered sports?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yes? Absolutely, yes, should be your lead story.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I say, I'm gonna go know on this, it's not sports,
it's celebrity. It's entertainment. It's better for the last hour
of the show. But remember we are in between. Uh
you know we don't we don't have any any college football,
we don't have any NFL right now. Uh we got early,
too early for baseball because you know, there's too many
(03:18):
games to get concerned about.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
The Pope doesn't think so.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
We're kind of in that little trough, a little valley
between popular sports. So maybe the you know, the wedding
news could qualify. I'm not I'm not fighting for it
or against it. I'm just saying, don't forget where we
are on the calendar of entertaining sporting events. All right,
I get your point, But real quick, how about that masses.
(03:41):
I know everybody won't talk about them massles.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, golf is a thing, absolutely, welf is a thing,
for sure.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Baseball and then the quadriplegic Cornhall champion is in the
news today.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I gotta think so every weddings wait till the last hour.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah, that's got to be your your lead story, your
quadriplegic Cornholers for sure.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, I agree, Okay, that's what I think.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yeah, the sports this morning, it brought to us by
the Waldon Johnson Show.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Was that nice of us to do something like that?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Was it our smartphone app or the podcast or our
online store or just us.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
It's all of that and mobile size? Wow? How about that?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
The fact that we have a comedy show tomorrow night
at the DOCY Doe in the Woodlands with tomorrow Man.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
That's nook up on me.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah, tomorrow night at the Docy Dough. It's a country.
It's a honky talk, but they're got.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Well aware of the dose you do and they're letting
us do stand up there tomorrow night.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Huh. Yeah, that'll be a lot of fun. Have they
ever had you there before? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
As a matter of fact, last December we had a
comedy show there and you're you're invited back.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Yeah. It went very well. Wow, that's interesting.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Only one person got arrested, but that's a story for
another time. That's pretty low for Docy Doe and for
for one of our comedies.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah, absolutely will some dude named Burns and some dude
named McElroy or tid first after the first round of
the Masses and the second round is already underway in
Augusta at the Masters. You got to say it like
that of it out in the Master. Yeah, it's better
when you play the music because that really says it.
(05:16):
There are seventeen, sixteen, sixteen people in the top ten
at the Masses right now. That's how crazy the math
is when you do golf. So it's complicated ain't gonna
get off into it now. But the dude that won
the Houston opened last weekend and got in the way
of your jogging.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
He in the top ten. I hate him. That Woodland dude,
I hate He's my arch enemy. Well, there were more
than just that one guy golfing in Houston. Are a
lot of them.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
I hate them too, all of them. Some of them
are at the Masters now.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I hate them all. But it's the masses.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
I will say this, The Asalias didn't pop as much
this year as they have in the past. It's been
dry in that part of the country, and they said,
you know, for the golfers, that's mad because it makes
the greens slickered in a pool table. But it's bad
for those of us at home viewing because I expected
(06:10):
to see a lot more color.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Is he allowed to talk about this during sports? Not really? Yeah,
what the hell are you doing?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
But it's that Travis and Taylor wedding vibe that I
think got everybody thinking it's time for them to.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Pop off on sports and it ain't. Well I got
something better.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yeah, pornhole and paraplegics, right, and baseball. That's a little
early for baseball, but not if something major happen, You're
gonna love this. The Toronto Blue Jays have just done
one of the most American things ever.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
And it's not even an American baseball team.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Aren't they They're in Canadia, Canada.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
The Toronto Blue Jays sold seventy seven cent hot dogs
in honor of their inaugural nineteen seventy seven season during
the game against the Dodgers.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
The Blue Jays sold over one hundred thousand hot dogs.
I bet they did. I'd a probably, you know, got
down on four or five of them myself.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
That was by the seventh inning. Have you ever heard
the nine to nine to nine challenge? Have you heard
about this?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Oh? God, yes, nine, you're kidding. Nine beers, nine innings,
nine hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I don't think I could do it now, but I
bet a younger version of me could have done.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Oh yeah, yeah, when you were seventeen. I mean, I
remember when I was seventeen. My boy Billia Junior, when
he was seventeen eighteen, nineteen years old. I mean, then
go eat a full steak dinner and I'm talking about
a big steak, full baked potato, and then two hours
later they're rooting around in the fridge. Where's the leftovers?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Cereal? Uh? I'd go home and eat a big ball
of cereal.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Bowl like Jethrow Bodine size cereal bowl.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
And I'm with you.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
The only problem with that example is a seventeen year
old can't have a beer at a Dodger stadium.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
And they also wouldn't know who the hell Jethrow Bodine is.
I don't know who it is, and I'm a middle
aged man.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
But you didn't out about it and get all, you know,
all been out of shape over it.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Well, you do reference a lot of stuff I never
heard of before. I just learned sound to educate you.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
That's just my way of, you know, passing around some
of the great knowledge that I've stored up over the
years to the to the younger generations.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Brain.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Sure, and that's why I told you about Denzel Curry,
the first gangster rap artist ever played in outer space.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I don't remember hearing anything about that. That's how we
started the show today. I remember I.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Must have blocked it because you mentioned something about rap
or hip hop or whatever, and that's when I just,
you know, shut her down.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Well, here's a baseball fan, Erica Jones at the game,
reviewing the one hundred thousand hot dogs consumed at the
Toronto Blue Jays Los Angeles Dodgers game.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
It's Wonny Dogs Night at Roger Center.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
So every hot dog is seventy seven cents Canadian.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
That's what like fifty cents US dollars.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Okay, he's pretty small, but I'm really quickly going to
put the ketchup and mustard on it.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
There's so much brad what she said, Well, it's Canada,
she said, catch up on it. Shoul I said mustard.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
No, that's like she was going to mix the two together,
which is good if you dip in the fringe fry,
but it ain't right for a hot dog. Catch Up
on a hot dog is sacrilege. You might as well
be worshiping Satan. No, you know what it is. It's Unamerican. Yeah,
but they're in Canada. Yeah, well that's kind of fits, right,
goes along with everything else Canada screws up. See now
I regret bringing this up. Yeah, yeah, take it all back.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Catch up hup. In his first offering, Jaw the Bit
Outside Walton M.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Johnson, because this is one of the only songs the
new Artemist crew listened to Wake Up.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
That's not something that would piss off Billy Hut. Real good,
who's this one? Seriously? You never heard Queen with David
Bowie before I did? Sure? Yeah, got it, I'll receive
You knew it was a test.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
The year was nineteen eighty two and Queen and David
Bowie did a song and probably had sex together and
did drugs too.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I don't know. I went around them.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
It doesn't matter if you were around or not. They
would have acaid sex or not, or done drugs or not,
whether you were here or not.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
It's true.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah, yeah, but anyway, Uh yeah, this was an Artemis
song Artemis two. They actually listened to this, but also
it was a classic rock song.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Bad there he goes dead at it? That's fun? Is
that the part that makes you matter? Oh no, that's
just the best thing ever? Yes.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Usually not just hard to drag artist names out of
a DJ. Usually they tell you stuff that you already knew.
I'm trying to get you to just do basic DJ
and stuff you forgot. How I've never really been a
radio DJ in my life. I was a club DJ.
There's a difference. Yeah, you know, back announce the songs
after you play them in the club.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
No, when you're playing music in the club, you don't
even stop playing songs to talk. The music just sort
of blends together. That's part of the stick.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
If you did start talking, I think people would be
angry at you. Boy.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I gotta tell you, I learned something yesterday that blew
my mind.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
I wonder if it's the same thing I learned yesterday.
What was that? After you? Sir? You brought it up.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I think it's only fair that you go first, all right,
and mine's probably gonna be better anyway.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Have you ever had a Missus Field cookie? Missus still? I?
Oh oh?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
When we were in that plus Sint Charles building, there
was a Missus Field's cookie in the lobby. How fat
would you be today if there was a Missus Field's cookie.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Store in this building.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Missus Fields does not look how I would think she
would look, Dude. I always thought Missus Fields would be
like a sweet old lady, or not even a real person.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
There is a Debbie Fields.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
She is a real person, and she is one of
the hottest women who ever lived.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Really, according to whom you look at her, you you
have a different opinion about what's hot than other people
believe it or not.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Okay, here's the story of missus Fields. Back in the
late sixties early seventies. She was one of the original
Oakland Athletic Balls ball girls. I got a picture of
her on the screen here. She's a balls girl, are right?
She made five dollars an hour. She was a real person.
She took the money she earned and she used it
to buy things like butter, chocolate, vanilla.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
She was making cookies. That's the stuff. You make cookies
out there, right? What about brown sugar? Body brown sugar?
Probably she did.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
At some point she opened mister Fields missus Field's Chocolate
Chippery in Palo Alto, California. Opening day, nobody came in
and bought any cookies for hours, so she went outside
with a tray of warm cookies started giving away free samples.
Ended up making seventy five bucks that day, quite a
bit of money at the time because she went out
on the street and offered her tidbits for free.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Pro that's smart. I mean, I get what you're doing.
But Debbie Fields is a betty. She has a ten
She is a dime piece?
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Old was she? When she opened Was she just like
fresh off of the cheerleader ball girl thing?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Or it sounds like she was in her early twenties.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Was was she even a Missus Fields or was Yeah,
you suspect her to be, you know, like a more
like a Missus doubt fire in the kitchen in an
apron baking anyway, a very attractive woman.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
And my god, and.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Still now you're happy you ate her cookies, aren't you?
She's still hot today now she's in her late sixties.
I looked up a photo of her recently. She looks amazing.
Go for it, can't he?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I mean, how to get ahold of her?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
But uh, well, you know, if that's going to hold
you back, then you don't deserve her.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
But Missus Field has had some scandals over the years.
Oh boy, yeah. Back in the nineteen eighties, one customer
claims to have walked into a Missus Field's cookies and
asked to buy the recipe and claim they charged two
fifty two hundred and fifty dollars, which was egregious at
the time.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Well, she could have just said no, well there's no recipe.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
For you, and then the lady would have probably would
I'll pay anything. I needed so bad and then you can,
you know, gouge them. Well, Debbie Field's publicly denied any
of this. She said it never happened. The story's completely false.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
She said, nobody ever came in a classic recipe scam
urban legend that later shifted to Neeman Marcus and other stories.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
I didn't know the Neman Marcus recipe. Yeah, it's that,
that was the thing. Oh yeah, uh.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Anyway, She's had a lot of scandals over the years,
but mostly just does she know Jeffrey Epstein?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
No, but there were some discrimination stuff.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Well, Milana Trump says she didn't know her either, or
Jeffrey's a girlfriend or whatever she was at Macwell, lady.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
The problem is Milania is both denying and admitting that
she knew.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
The difference between randomly emailing a person one time in
your life versus actually knowing someone.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Did you know her? I'm aware of who they are,
but I don't know her.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
But would you send an email to someone you don't
know to tell them congratulations on what was it? A
nice story about Jeffrey Epstein and New York Magazine. You
look great in the picture. I know you are very
busy flying around the world. How is Palm Beach. I
cannot wait to go down. Give me a call when
you are back in New York. Have a great time, love, Malanya.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
See that's not life random me.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
It sure sounds like that I'm gonna go vacation, which
you You gonna come up here and hang with me?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Love?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Yeah, and it'll put love into it. See it doesn't.
By the way, I don't email my closest friends at all.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
You don't email each other.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
The fact that an email was even sent that says
love and plot to me thinks they're probably closer than that.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
I'm not denying that they may have a closer relationship
than she's admitting to now. I do find it hilarious
just me though, that you compare your life, or any
of our lives, to the lives of Epstein's and Trumps.
They don't do things the way we do things. For example,
if Malania wanted to send an email to her very
(15:28):
best friend in the world, she's probably not typing it
out herself. They have people for Everythingonaires. Jenny, come in here, yes, Malania,
and send an email out to Gizzli Maxwell and tell
her she looked great in the picture and that I'll
see her in a week.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Well, they're just not the same as us.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
I mean, I see your point, but I will add
this to that. It doesn't mean anything like she sent
her any email. They knew each other. Why did she
have to mouth off at all about it any of this? See,
this is where it gets a little tricky.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
This is a classic case of the Streisand effect if I.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Put a more attention to it than it deserves.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
I followed this news story closely for years, very clo.
I mean, I look what we do for a living.
We've been talking about the Epstein files and ever since
the Epstein Files. Did you know there was a letter
in there that Milania sent to Glane. I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
I tell you anything about what's in most of them?
Well you know now, yeah, now we know that's the
Streisand effect.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
And it wasn't necessary. No, yeah, yeah, that's how you
can spot a woman, dude, just talk talk talk, talk talk.
I know women that actually don't like other women that
talk talk talk talk talk all the time. They'll actually
try to avoid those situations. And sometimes you can't because
you know, girls, they like to get together, don't they. Oh,
(16:49):
let's have a girl day and you know, do each
other's nails and drink white wine or whatever they do.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
I don't know. Yeah, yeah, that's that's happening every day
all over the world.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Well, in denoun and the event of denouncing the false
smears that she says unfairly connects her to Jeffrey Epstein,
First Lady Malania Trump denied having any relationship with the
accused sex trafficker or his accomplice. And then immediately we
learned that in two thousand and two, she wrote this email. Now, again,
the email doesn't imply much. It's pretty boring. And it
(17:20):
was before the two thousand and eight conviction when we
first learned that Jeffrey Epstein was a really bad guy.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Don't say you don't know to people.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Don't say you ain't friends with somebody that you send
a friendly email to that.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
I wouldn't be able to email idiot in people if
I wanted to today, because we ain't friends.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
That's why I don't know the email adrift.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
If I ain't get your email address, how am I
gonna email you?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Am? I right? Yeah, it is a little odd.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
And then Milania denying any link has actually upset the
survivors of the whole scandal, But she.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Took up for the survivors.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Part of the talk that she was giving is because
she was helping, supposedly trying to set up some way
to help these survivors.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
But she did start the statement with something that's objectively untrue,
and I think they felt slighted by that. Yeah, they
were saying she never had any connection to these people
at all. It's like, well, you did write them an
email saying congratulations on being in a news story, which
is a little sus as the kids say.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Oh those kids, huh, Y'll say the darness things, won't they.
It's a little Jardians to me, you know, right.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Maybe because these people they are crazy, because they always
talk about how Christian they is.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah, I don't know how many them on this side.
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