May 15, 2026 • 20 mins
Kenny Webster interviews comedians Will Loden and Prince Elias and gun rights activist @SteveLovesAmmo.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hey, if you enjoy that, you want a Johnson show
like we do, then you might also enjoy the Pursuit
of Happiness show in the afternoon with Oh Kenney Webster
there And as a matter of fact, I think, do
we do we have a clip? Can we play a clip?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
New report claims that McDonald's is gonna get rid of
the self serve soda fountains, which is too bad since
standing for refills is the only exercise most people get
when they eat McDonald's regularly. It's a real shame they're
getting rid of it. Why is everybody looking at will?
What's the matter?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Hey, hey, hey, fatties, I'm loving it? All right, all right,
we're doing We're doing jokes? Are we doing jokes? Hang outjingles?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Jingle.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Let me introduce everybody first, real quick, Hi, everybody. Kenny
Webster here live on KPRC Radio AM ninety four five
three HD. Also live on besides Facebook. Steve love Zamos
here we are on his massive X account this afternoon
and Steve a regular part of the show. Doesn't really
need an introduction, But congratulations on your new deal with
(01:06):
the NRA.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
That is very awesome.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
But a couple of people that are not normally in
the studio who I am a huge fan of. Most
people who listen to the show know that I'm Moonlight
Weekend hobby. I do a little stand up, so I
meet a lot of great comedians in my line of work,
and one of them is this guy, Prince is Funny
on Instagram. Prince Elias, am I saying I'm saying your
last name. I'm saying it right, I don't know, I'm retarded, Prince.
(01:29):
And then also in the building right now, our listeners
definitely know this guy will load and goes back and
forth from Texas to Mississippi. Well, I'm not saying our
audience loves you because you're a chubby redneck from Mississippi,
but it doesn't hurt.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Describe what he looks like. Quote Jerry claw Klower, I
am the mouth of the South. Love it. If we're
talking about the Sody fountains and do that.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Uh, first off, the new Sody fountains, you can't even
do a suicide in them because they don't have the
little push buttons you have to.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
You have to.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
It's it's all. It's all Ai, It's all fountains. Yeah, Yeah,
that's why they're getting rid of them McDonald's. McDonald's wants
to say it's broken to.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Machine ice.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Well, ice has never been bigger than it is now exactly.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Ice cream ice cream.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Oh, before we started, I love limericks. Uh do you
mind if I read off of limericks?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
What's funny you bring that up?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Well?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
This week was National Limericks Day, I think on Tuesday.
So please share up.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah, let me let me, let me let me try.
Let me, let me pull this one up. Uh, it's uh,
it says U. Let me let me figure it out
one second. Let me find it, Let me find it.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
This is going great.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah yeah, yeahs Roses phone, Uh, these volumes on me
as a person.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Roses are red violets are nice. Your girlfriend's Mexican, I'm calling.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I Let let's start with this rose.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Red violets are nice. Uh.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
The head of Border Patrol just got fired for prostitutes.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I said, I said the word you can you cannot
swear you could do many things on this radio station, but.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
For finding love, for fighting love with a lady with
a lady in Tijuana?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Can I can I teach you a little bit about
broadcasting Sometimes the fun of terrestrial radio is getting around
the dirty word. I'll give you an example. Instead of
saying the F word, you could say bang. You could
say perform the beast to two backs. Uh, exploring, exploring
your anatomy, bumping ugly a very good one.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeah, the the the head of the border patrol. Uh
put some clue goo uh into uh.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Lady will I'm actually very impressed that you lasted two minutes.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
There's the comedians here. I'll have a lot to say
about this.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
So I watched Steve to explain to our audience who
is Chud the Builder and why are people so upset
about what is going on with him?
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Okay, so this guy is an alleged influencer, whatever you
want to call it. Looks like he probably teleported from
the eighteen eighties riding a gigantic bicycle note with the
gigantic wheels.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
It's that money farthing.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
After Chud the Builder was done tying up women on
railroad tracks.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
To come twenty first century.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
The right, that man, that man, that man, what was
that man has an Alexander Graham bell phone, you know
the one that operator Just at the last minute, Popeye
swept in and saved everyone job.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
She's got camps today.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Back in my day, my phone number was three.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
All I'm gonna say is, if you don't go around
the neighborhood, in the hood, anyhood and just just you
should just write plush me in the face. Oh hey,
if you're gonna just do stuff like this and be like,
I didn't know this was gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Okay, it was. It was very predictable. This guy chugged,
the builder made a he made a job out of
saying the N word, putting cameras in people's faces, saying
the N word to them, and then seeing how they
react and with predictable results. We all knew this was inevitable.
Someone's gonna get hurt, someone's gonna get arrested. Turns out
more than one person's been hurt and been arrested. As
(05:46):
as a guy who is a free speech absolutist, I
think you should legally be able to say anything you want.
You should be able to defend yourself. Certainly, this guy
is not helping our cause. This it's it's it's.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Helping ours being the crap out of somebody.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
If Prince Prince is black, I don't know if our
audio radio listeners can hear.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
But Prince, you are from the community.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Prince, you're not like, that's what you gonna say, or
community not damn.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
The black ones. Certainly you can't say community nowadays, and
that specific people know.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
If I say the community, they probably it either means
gay or black. And I think there's only two community.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
And if I say he's a brother, I think everyone
knows you're sounding like Clayton Bigsbies in your heart.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I tried to do a bit for a long time.
Uh that never worked, right, I just go why why
every time black people make communities? Why did we want
to build highways through Oh my god, look at that guy.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
People.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
There's something about third ward that just needs to idiots?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
What asks the question? Did black people move near the airport?
Or they build the airport here the black people? I
don't know. Let me go back as a community, all right,
you know what I mean? Prince. I want to ask
a black man a question.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
And there's only one Martin Luther King Junior Boulevard in
America where you don't get nervous and feel unsafe, and
it's Austin, Texas.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Why is that? I'm just I don't know. I'm curious,
why is that, Prince? I go, lie, this is a
this is a Martin Luther King drive over here too. Yeah,
but there, Yes.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I mean, what I'm suggesting is people that look like,
let me show Steve here on camera.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Would probably there's probably only.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
One Martin Luther King Junior Boulevard in America, and weirdly,
it's Austin, the whitest city in Texas?
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Is that? Why is that? Why? It's the Why is it?
Why is that the only one where there's white people?
Why is that? I don't know that That's something you
should ask your community. We don't know. We're just rolling
with it.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Man.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
We have to do a commercial break here in a minute.
It took us a long time to get to our
first topic. The first topic was going to be this
is Chut the builder A Cia syop was going to
be my question. It's election time. Tennessee is very racially
polarizing at the moment. They just got rid of the
black district, which is from Memphis, right Memphis. Yes, they
(08:25):
got rid of the Democrat district in Memphis, and then
all of a sudden, this guy shows up screaming the
N word, just in time for the primaries. It feels
a little bit like the summer at twenty twenty to me,
where the is this? Was this created artificially by the
federal government. Will you're a member of a community, what
do you think? Uh?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
First off, I started doing comedy in Memphis. Tin a
key nine oh one.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Uh in this hell? Uh I love how you just.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Meves Memphis meveis uhry jerry mandering.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Jerrymandering is gay. Uh cow.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
But that's a very antiquated idea. Now now everyone likes jerrymandering. Republicans, Democrats,
there everyone, No, everyone does it to to to their
own space.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Like like everyone, everyone tries to on uh all that
is twice in one second.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Everyone tries to be ugly to the people that they
don't like when they jerrymander their state. And Uh, I
don't know if you've seen New Jersey or Washington. Uh
it is it is very blue, uh in a in
an uncomfortable way.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Sure. Uh. And I think.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Memphis is dope and and and and trying to trying
to make that three districts instead of one is all right,
here's my plan plan we we when we read district everything,
you have to have straight lines when you resist just
to figure everything out.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
So, as you can tell from what will Loadan's commentary,
he hates the LGBTQ.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
To the government.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
I started listening to the jew Proceeds of Happiness Radio
with Canada Webster Guitio aka producer Kenny Well.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
This is exciting news.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon have just announced that they
will go for Stephen Colbert's final show and do an appearance.
So instead of not watching originals, you won't watch the repeats,
Ladies and Gentlemen after they take off. No one's gonna
watch the reruns. Nobody's gonna watch any of it. No
one watched any of these shows.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
When they were on the air.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Now they're going away and people are gonna act like
they're gonna miss it.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
I don't buy it. I'm not buying it at all.
Will loadin corporate.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Greed is fascinating, just just just conceptually, where it's just like, yeah,
we're all friends together in New York City and we
can speak for Middle America. It's like, dog, you've never
been to Bucks, North Tennessee.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
You don't know, you don't know nothing about the reason that.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
The chasm between who you are and who you think
you are is insane.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
But yeah, I speak for the country.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
You've never visited the country, Jimmy has Jimmy Colbert, sorry,
Stephen Colbert, whatever, they're all.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
It's never been to Peoria, Illinois. No, certainly never been
to Waco. No, they're by coastal. They're by coastal. And
like Prince, two black people watching these shows. I didn't
even know that was a show.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, none of it Jimmy Fallon.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Is it because the other two white people? I don't
know who they are. I get it.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I don't like it either, And it's not because it's liberal, right,
it's I just don't think that they're funny.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Steve, No, they're not funny. And all three of them together,
I guess in celebration of Pride month.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Maybe, Well, that's great, that's fantasmic by people watch at night, Prince,
you guys aren't watching these Martin white rash rednecks watch
that stuff too, Bro.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
It's I was just thinking you would look outside the window.
You can watch cops.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
No, that's in the other neighborhood, the black Uh what
is it gentrified neighborhood people?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
There is a neighborhood in Houston for wealthy black people, right, No,
right outside of the medical Center. Isn't there a place
right off of off of Yeah? Have you guys ever
seen this? There's a map of Houston. If the neighborhoods
were called what's really happening there? And one of them
(12:45):
is like the gighborhood all that, and then one of
them is like, rich black people with money live here,
and it's right outside the medical And now when I
drive there, I'm like, oh, they're here. This is where
they are always. Yeah, this is where they go.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
I've never seen this map. Where where is this map?
I would love to look.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Windows down, hold on, I'll find it right, honest map,
honest map of Houston.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
You wouldn't believe what you can find with a little
Google search. Judgmental.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I think that's it. I think this is it and
hang on, let me put this up on the screens
to people. So for those that have never seen this before,
many visit Houston ghettos. What does it say? Married pretentious
white people would be the Heights Mexicans, Shila Jackson Lee
voters live here? Where is the spot with black people
with money. It's if we're if we're talking about jerrymandering. Sorry,
(13:39):
I'm bringing back up again. Do you remember Shila Jackson
Lee's district?
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Did you forget the craziest built It was like you yeah,
and now that's going away.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Okay, So I see more middle class black people, which
is crazy many visitors. First few of Houston ghettos.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Southwest Airlines is what it's the top left.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Fakes just for.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Rich people, rich people over here Katrina refugees. And then
over here somewhere on the west side retail wasteland, sushi
supply store. Everyone knows what I'm talking about. There is
a spot here somewhere I haven't looked at this reason
that is might be the wrong one.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
You will get shot here. That's where I live right there.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Okay, moving on. When I was, when I was in
high school. When I was in high school, uh, Katrina happened.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
I was.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
I was a freshman in high school, and my offensive
line coach called a meeting because he's like, all right, boy,
we're trying to go to state this year. Uh, and
we're about to have a lot of Katritions come in.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Uhas they have a racial slur for.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
People for these contritions and never dobt what Mexicans for
because they're from Louisi. So they're into a bunch of
fistfights and you gotta keep your nose clean.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
I know that was another way to say it Black.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
People.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
With my cousin, they got married three times with six
baby daddies. Cotesa's pregnant again. All right, Well, while.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
We're on the topic of Houston, let's talk about this
for a minute. I'm setting up on the screen here
very soon. In downtown Houston, you will see large metal
trees that look sort of like banana tennis rackets with
blue nets in the middle of them, and they're supposed
to keep the streets cool during the World Cup.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
This is stupid.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I speculate they do exactly the opposite. Putting large metallic
objects downtown will collect heat, but they claim it doesn't.
And then my other question is, is she ever been in
Memorial Park During the Houston Open. They put bridges barriers everywhere.
It's actually very helpful to get over the streams and stuff.
And then as soon as the Houston Open ends they
take it all down. After the World Cups, over. Do
(15:57):
they take these monstrosities down or do they stay? What
do you think, Steve? Your thoughts? I'm not sure. This
looks like a huge waste of taxpayer money, though, Steve.
I mean, I'm sorry you are Steve, you're a prince. Sorry,
there's too many people there.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
H Honestly, does it reflect the light or something? No,
it's I don't get it. Yeah, no one can explain it.
If it replacs the light, they's probably making homeless people
not sleep on the streets. If it's bars, get your
butt off the streets.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
If there is one thing, we don't have as much
of a problem in Houston as other big cities.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
And I know you'll disagree, but it's true.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
We do not have the homeless problem that the San
Antonio or Austin.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
You can go where I live, I'm aware of that.
I can't even order food. Hey, young man, Hey you
got a quarter. You dont seem to ordering food.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
After you do it. I can sing for the quarter
and dance. It's a city of six million people, Prince,
there's no town. There's homeless people.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Okay, singing dance, you're not getting this quarter.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
But when you're in Austin, in the fancy white neighborhood.
They have tent communities in the middle of a round circle.
It doesn't make any sense to me. What neighborhood are
you in? Don't worry about it. Yeah, I think you'll
be safe on this radio station.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Fine channelview, come and find me, all right, I think
you'll be okay.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Most people listening to this radio station are never going
to come inside the Beltway.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
They're so scared. I love, I love.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Part of the beauty of comedy is going out to places.
And then they're just like, I'd never go inside of Houston.
Apparently it's apparently we live in Fallujah.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Dude. I'll tell you what. You'll can disagree with this.
I think it's the best city in America.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
If you have to be in a big city, Houston
is a place that's affordable.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
You don't have to be somebody, some rich guy's son
to get into a fancy restaurant, to become the mayor.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
To Anybody could do anything here.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
If you work hard enough, you have a little bit
of talent, and you bribe the right guy, you could
do it here.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
No, Well, I used to live next to the fancy
graveyard awful Washington.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Fancy graveyard before is nice? No, it's a super nice graveyard.
I used to take women on dates there because that
was very, very poor.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Nice.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Is that an upgrade from Mississippi when you were by
the fancy waffle house?
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Where's my eggs? Where's my all star brow?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (18:23):
My god? First a lady did do that to me
the other day. I was at a waffle house.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
As she goes, I bet you don't even need a menu,
don't all star special? They scrambled the hash brown Southern,
the smothered, covered, and chunked.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Uh, all right, we got it. We gotta wrapped up.
I want to hit it way. I bet you don't
need a tip.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
This radio show has been complete anarchy. Having two comedians
in here and a gun nut has made it impossible
to control. But I run everybody to get some closing
thoughts right now. Steve Lomsmo, you go first. So I
think a better option for the metal trees. We could
just install outdoor air conditioners and take care of climate change.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Just how work.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Prince Prince Elias Princess Funny on Instagram.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Go ahead, I agree with that, but that's a lot
of electricity. Bill you gotta pay for man, you know
I grew up with the turnal lights up. I'm taking them.
I'm using the restroom. You run it out my light bill.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
We'll load in the very funny and brilliant comedian from Mississippi,
The Beauty.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
The Beauty of Houston is we only started doing this
work right before, like literally a week before the World's Cup,
and so it's literally it feels like high school where
it's like, did you know this assignment was telling up?
Speaker 4 (19:39):
I had no idea. It's not wrong about that.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
And will I commend you for getting through a radio
segment without multiple swear words.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Oh sorry to the rest of you. I love you all.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
We'll be back bright and early Monday morning for more
of what you bought a radio for.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Thanks so much for everybody for being here.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
We are listening to the Pursuit of Happy this radio.
Tell the government to kiss your ass when you listen
to the show.
Hey, if you enjoy that, you want a Johnson show
like we do, then you might also enjoy the Pursuit
of Happiness show in the afternoon with Oh Kenney Webster
there And as a matter of fact, I think, do
we do we have a clip? Can we play a clip?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
New report claims that McDonald's is gonna get rid of
the self serve soda fountains, which is too bad since
standing for refills is the only exercise most people get
when they eat McDonald's regularly. It's a real shame they're
getting rid of it. Why is everybody looking at will?
What's the matter?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Hey, hey, hey, fatties, I'm loving it? All right, all right,
we're doing We're doing jokes? Are we doing jokes? Hang outjingles?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Jingle.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Let me introduce everybody first, real quick, Hi, everybody. Kenny
Webster here live on KPRC Radio AM ninety four five
three HD. Also live on besides Facebook. Steve love Zamos
here we are on his massive X account this afternoon
and Steve a regular part of the show. Doesn't really
need an introduction, But congratulations on your new deal with
(01:06):
the NRA.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
That is very awesome.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
But a couple of people that are not normally in
the studio who I am a huge fan of. Most
people who listen to the show know that I'm Moonlight
Weekend hobby. I do a little stand up, so I
meet a lot of great comedians in my line of work,
and one of them is this guy, Prince is Funny
on Instagram. Prince Elias, am I saying I'm saying your
last name. I'm saying it right, I don't know, I'm retarded, Prince.
(01:29):
And then also in the building right now, our listeners
definitely know this guy will load and goes back and
forth from Texas to Mississippi. Well, I'm not saying our
audience loves you because you're a chubby redneck from Mississippi,
but it doesn't hurt.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Describe what he looks like. Quote Jerry claw Klower, I
am the mouth of the South. Love it. If we're
talking about the Sody fountains and do that.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Uh, first off, the new Sody fountains, you can't even
do a suicide in them because they don't have the
little push buttons you have to.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
You have to.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
It's it's all. It's all Ai, It's all fountains. Yeah, Yeah,
that's why they're getting rid of them McDonald's. McDonald's wants
to say it's broken to.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Machine ice.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Well, ice has never been bigger than it is now exactly.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Ice cream ice cream.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Oh, before we started, I love limericks. Uh do you
mind if I read off of limericks?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
What's funny you bring that up?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Well?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
This week was National Limericks Day, I think on Tuesday.
So please share up.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah, let me let me, let me let me try.
Let me, let me pull this one up. Uh, it's uh,
it says U. Let me let me figure it out
one second. Let me find it, Let me find it.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
This is going great.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah yeah, yeahs Roses phone, Uh, these volumes on me
as a person.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Roses are red violets are nice. Your girlfriend's Mexican, I'm calling.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I Let let's start with this rose.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Red violets are nice. Uh.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
The head of Border Patrol just got fired for prostitutes.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I said, I said the word you can you cannot
swear you could do many things on this radio station, but.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
For finding love, for fighting love with a lady with
a lady in Tijuana?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Can I can I teach you a little bit about
broadcasting Sometimes the fun of terrestrial radio is getting around
the dirty word. I'll give you an example. Instead of
saying the F word, you could say bang. You could
say perform the beast to two backs. Uh, exploring, exploring
your anatomy, bumping ugly a very good one.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeah, the the the head of the border patrol. Uh
put some clue goo uh into uh.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Lady will I'm actually very impressed that you lasted two minutes.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
There's the comedians here. I'll have a lot to say
about this.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
So I watched Steve to explain to our audience who
is Chud the Builder and why are people so upset
about what is going on with him?
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Okay, so this guy is an alleged influencer, whatever you
want to call it. Looks like he probably teleported from
the eighteen eighties riding a gigantic bicycle note with the
gigantic wheels.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
It's that money farthing.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
After Chud the Builder was done tying up women on
railroad tracks.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
To come twenty first century.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
The right, that man, that man, that man, what was
that man has an Alexander Graham bell phone, you know
the one that operator Just at the last minute, Popeye
swept in and saved everyone job.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
She's got camps today.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Back in my day, my phone number was three.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
All I'm gonna say is, if you don't go around
the neighborhood, in the hood, anyhood and just just you
should just write plush me in the face. Oh hey,
if you're gonna just do stuff like this and be like,
I didn't know this was gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Okay, it was. It was very predictable. This guy chugged,
the builder made a he made a job out of
saying the N word, putting cameras in people's faces, saying
the N word to them, and then seeing how they
react and with predictable results. We all knew this was inevitable.
Someone's gonna get hurt, someone's gonna get arrested. Turns out
more than one person's been hurt and been arrested. As
(05:46):
as a guy who is a free speech absolutist, I
think you should legally be able to say anything you want.
You should be able to defend yourself. Certainly, this guy
is not helping our cause. This it's it's it's.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Helping ours being the crap out of somebody.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
If Prince Prince is black, I don't know if our
audio radio listeners can hear.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
But Prince, you are from the community.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Prince, you're not like, that's what you gonna say, or
community not damn.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
The black ones. Certainly you can't say community nowadays, and
that specific people know.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
If I say the community, they probably it either means
gay or black. And I think there's only two community.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
And if I say he's a brother, I think everyone
knows you're sounding like Clayton Bigsbies in your heart.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I tried to do a bit for a long time.
Uh that never worked, right, I just go why why
every time black people make communities? Why did we want
to build highways through Oh my god, look at that guy.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
People.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
There's something about third ward that just needs to idiots?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
What asks the question? Did black people move near the airport?
Or they build the airport here the black people? I
don't know. Let me go back as a community, all right,
you know what I mean? Prince. I want to ask
a black man a question.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
And there's only one Martin Luther King Junior Boulevard in
America where you don't get nervous and feel unsafe, and
it's Austin, Texas.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Why is that? I'm just I don't know. I'm curious,
why is that, Prince? I go, lie, this is a
this is a Martin Luther King drive over here too. Yeah,
but there, Yes.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I mean, what I'm suggesting is people that look like,
let me show Steve here on camera.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Would probably there's probably only.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
One Martin Luther King Junior Boulevard in America, and weirdly,
it's Austin, the whitest city in Texas?
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Is that? Why is that? Why? It's the Why is it?
Why is that the only one where there's white people?
Why is that? I don't know that That's something you
should ask your community. We don't know. We're just rolling
with it.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Man.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
We have to do a commercial break here in a minute.
It took us a long time to get to our
first topic. The first topic was going to be this
is Chut the builder A Cia syop was going to
be my question. It's election time. Tennessee is very racially
polarizing at the moment. They just got rid of the
black district, which is from Memphis, right Memphis. Yes, they
(08:25):
got rid of the Democrat district in Memphis, and then
all of a sudden, this guy shows up screaming the
N word, just in time for the primaries. It feels
a little bit like the summer at twenty twenty to me,
where the is this? Was this created artificially by the
federal government. Will you're a member of a community, what
do you think? Uh?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
First off, I started doing comedy in Memphis. Tin a
key nine oh one.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Uh in this hell? Uh I love how you just.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Meves Memphis meveis uhry jerry mandering.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Jerrymandering is gay. Uh cow.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
But that's a very antiquated idea. Now now everyone likes jerrymandering. Republicans, Democrats,
there everyone, No, everyone does it to to to their
own space.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Like like everyone, everyone tries to on uh all that
is twice in one second.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Everyone tries to be ugly to the people that they
don't like when they jerrymander their state. And Uh, I
don't know if you've seen New Jersey or Washington. Uh
it is it is very blue, uh in a in
an uncomfortable way.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Sure. Uh. And I think.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Memphis is dope and and and and trying to trying
to make that three districts instead of one is all right,
here's my plan plan we we when we read district everything,
you have to have straight lines when you resist just
to figure everything out.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
So, as you can tell from what will Loadan's commentary,
he hates the LGBTQ.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
To the government.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
I started listening to the jew Proceeds of Happiness Radio
with Canada Webster Guitio aka producer Kenny Well.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
This is exciting news.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon have just announced that they
will go for Stephen Colbert's final show and do an appearance.
So instead of not watching originals, you won't watch the repeats,
Ladies and Gentlemen after they take off. No one's gonna
watch the reruns. Nobody's gonna watch any of it. No
one watched any of these shows.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
When they were on the air.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Now they're going away and people are gonna act like
they're gonna miss it.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
I don't buy it. I'm not buying it at all.
Will loadin corporate.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Greed is fascinating, just just just conceptually, where it's just like, yeah,
we're all friends together in New York City and we
can speak for Middle America. It's like, dog, you've never
been to Bucks, North Tennessee.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
You don't know, you don't know nothing about the reason that.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
The chasm between who you are and who you think
you are is insane.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
But yeah, I speak for the country.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
You've never visited the country, Jimmy has Jimmy Colbert, sorry,
Stephen Colbert, whatever, they're all.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
It's never been to Peoria, Illinois. No, certainly never been
to Waco. No, they're by coastal. They're by coastal. And
like Prince, two black people watching these shows. I didn't
even know that was a show.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, none of it Jimmy Fallon.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Is it because the other two white people? I don't
know who they are. I get it.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I don't like it either, And it's not because it's liberal, right,
it's I just don't think that they're funny.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Steve, No, they're not funny. And all three of them together,
I guess in celebration of Pride month.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Maybe, Well, that's great, that's fantasmic by people watch at night, Prince,
you guys aren't watching these Martin white rash rednecks watch
that stuff too, Bro.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
It's I was just thinking you would look outside the window.
You can watch cops.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
No, that's in the other neighborhood, the black Uh what
is it gentrified neighborhood people?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
There is a neighborhood in Houston for wealthy black people, right, No,
right outside of the medical Center. Isn't there a place
right off of off of Yeah? Have you guys ever
seen this? There's a map of Houston. If the neighborhoods
were called what's really happening there? And one of them
(12:45):
is like the gighborhood all that, and then one of
them is like, rich black people with money live here,
and it's right outside the medical And now when I
drive there, I'm like, oh, they're here. This is where
they are always. Yeah, this is where they go.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
I've never seen this map. Where where is this map?
I would love to look.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Windows down, hold on, I'll find it right, honest map,
honest map of Houston.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
You wouldn't believe what you can find with a little
Google search. Judgmental.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I think that's it. I think this is it and
hang on, let me put this up on the screens
to people. So for those that have never seen this before,
many visit Houston ghettos. What does it say? Married pretentious
white people would be the Heights Mexicans, Shila Jackson Lee
voters live here? Where is the spot with black people
with money. It's if we're if we're talking about jerrymandering. Sorry,
(13:39):
I'm bringing back up again. Do you remember Shila Jackson
Lee's district?
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Did you forget the craziest built It was like you yeah,
and now that's going away.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Okay, So I see more middle class black people, which
is crazy many visitors. First few of Houston ghettos.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Southwest Airlines is what it's the top left.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Fakes just for.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Rich people, rich people over here Katrina refugees. And then
over here somewhere on the west side retail wasteland, sushi
supply store. Everyone knows what I'm talking about. There is
a spot here somewhere I haven't looked at this reason
that is might be the wrong one.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
You will get shot here. That's where I live right there.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Okay, moving on. When I was, when I was in
high school. When I was in high school, uh, Katrina happened.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
I was.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
I was a freshman in high school, and my offensive
line coach called a meeting because he's like, all right, boy,
we're trying to go to state this year. Uh, and
we're about to have a lot of Katritions come in.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Uhas they have a racial slur for.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
People for these contritions and never dobt what Mexicans for
because they're from Louisi. So they're into a bunch of
fistfights and you gotta keep your nose clean.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
I know that was another way to say it Black.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
People.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
With my cousin, they got married three times with six
baby daddies. Cotesa's pregnant again. All right, Well, while.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
We're on the topic of Houston, let's talk about this
for a minute. I'm setting up on the screen here
very soon. In downtown Houston, you will see large metal
trees that look sort of like banana tennis rackets with
blue nets in the middle of them, and they're supposed
to keep the streets cool during the World Cup.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
This is stupid.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I speculate they do exactly the opposite. Putting large metallic
objects downtown will collect heat, but they claim it doesn't.
And then my other question is, is she ever been in
Memorial Park During the Houston Open. They put bridges barriers everywhere.
It's actually very helpful to get over the streams and stuff.
And then as soon as the Houston Open ends they
take it all down. After the World Cups, over. Do
(15:57):
they take these monstrosities down or do they stay? What
do you think, Steve? Your thoughts? I'm not sure. This
looks like a huge waste of taxpayer money, though, Steve.
I mean, I'm sorry you are Steve, you're a prince. Sorry,
there's too many people there.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
H Honestly, does it reflect the light or something? No,
it's I don't get it. Yeah, no one can explain it.
If it replacs the light, they's probably making homeless people
not sleep on the streets. If it's bars, get your
butt off the streets.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
If there is one thing, we don't have as much
of a problem in Houston as other big cities.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
And I know you'll disagree, but it's true.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
We do not have the homeless problem that the San
Antonio or Austin.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
You can go where I live, I'm aware of that.
I can't even order food. Hey, young man, Hey you
got a quarter. You dont seem to ordering food.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
After you do it. I can sing for the quarter
and dance. It's a city of six million people, Prince,
there's no town. There's homeless people.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Okay, singing dance, you're not getting this quarter.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
But when you're in Austin, in the fancy white neighborhood.
They have tent communities in the middle of a round circle.
It doesn't make any sense to me. What neighborhood are
you in? Don't worry about it. Yeah, I think you'll
be safe on this radio station.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Fine channelview, come and find me, all right, I think
you'll be okay.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Most people listening to this radio station are never going
to come inside the Beltway.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
They're so scared. I love, I love.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Part of the beauty of comedy is going out to places.
And then they're just like, I'd never go inside of Houston.
Apparently it's apparently we live in Fallujah.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Dude. I'll tell you what. You'll can disagree with this.
I think it's the best city in America.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
If you have to be in a big city, Houston
is a place that's affordable.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
You don't have to be somebody, some rich guy's son
to get into a fancy restaurant, to become the mayor.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
To Anybody could do anything here.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
If you work hard enough, you have a little bit
of talent, and you bribe the right guy, you could
do it here.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
No, Well, I used to live next to the fancy
graveyard awful Washington.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Fancy graveyard before is nice? No, it's a super nice graveyard.
I used to take women on dates there because that
was very, very poor.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Nice.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Is that an upgrade from Mississippi when you were by
the fancy waffle house?
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Where's my eggs? Where's my all star brow?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (18:23):
My god? First a lady did do that to me
the other day. I was at a waffle house.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
As she goes, I bet you don't even need a menu,
don't all star special? They scrambled the hash brown Southern,
the smothered, covered, and chunked.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Uh, all right, we got it. We gotta wrapped up.
I want to hit it way. I bet you don't
need a tip.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
This radio show has been complete anarchy. Having two comedians
in here and a gun nut has made it impossible
to control. But I run everybody to get some closing
thoughts right now. Steve Lomsmo, you go first. So I
think a better option for the metal trees. We could
just install outdoor air conditioners and take care of climate change.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Just how work.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Prince Prince Elias Princess Funny on Instagram.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Go ahead, I agree with that, but that's a lot
of electricity. Bill you gotta pay for man, you know
I grew up with the turnal lights up. I'm taking them.
I'm using the restroom. You run it out my light bill.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
We'll load in the very funny and brilliant comedian from Mississippi,
The Beauty.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
The Beauty of Houston is we only started doing this
work right before, like literally a week before the World's Cup,
and so it's literally it feels like high school where
it's like, did you know this assignment was telling up?
Speaker 4 (19:39):
I had no idea. It's not wrong about that.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
And will I commend you for getting through a radio
segment without multiple swear words.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Oh sorry to the rest of you. I love you all.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
We'll be back bright and early Monday morning for more
of what you bought a radio for.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Thanks so much for everybody for being here.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
We are listening to the Pursuit of Happy this radio.
Tell the government to kiss your ass when you listen
to the show.
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