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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Breaking news, very important, breaking news. We now break in
with this breaking news to break news. Is it? Christine
Pelosi is announced she was running for California State Senate.
Oh god, no, does.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
You think the Pelosis were good? We had like a
three days of thinking, well, that's it for the Pelosis,
Nancy's leaving, and now this no, no, here is the
new boss same as the old boss. Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
The Pelosis aren't going away, not even a little bit.
Did you know one of them lives right down the
street from here.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
I did not know that.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
She has a daughter that works for a jewelry company
or something like that, and she's located in Houston, and
they came to my church a while ago.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
That's the one that was video and Nancy back on
January sixth. I think so she has a video and
we saw it once. I don't know if they got
rid of it. Nancy Pelosi admits to turn him down
Trump's offer of National Guard. Now, of course, she said
it never happened. Remember when she wheeled on that one reporter, lady.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Untold, shut up, shut up, you shut Yeah. That when
when they when they turn around and yell at the
media to shut up, shut up, it's pretty much time
for him to go. Nancy stayed way longer than she
should have.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Nancy should not have been in government as long as
she should have. She probably also shouldn't have been in
my church a little while back. You know, she's not
allowed to take communion in the Bay Area, which is
weird because now she's retiring. I assume she won't stay
in d C.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
And they'll probably ignore that little rule they made or
change it now that she's retiring.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
But speaking of church, here in your favorite morning show,
we like to remind you from time to time that.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Most of you are probably going to Hell. It's not
our fault.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
You know, you should have picked the right religion, you know,
those of you that those of you that.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Became Mormon, that was the right right choice Mormon.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
There's this account on X about it's called woke preachers
or something like that, And from time to time they'll
find a guy like this. Here's an effeminine man standing
in a church, dressed like a priest, in front of
a gay pride flag. And even though you already feel
uncomfortable just hearing me describe it to you, listen to

(02:16):
what he says.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
How queer was Jesus.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Oh, he was an observant Jew. But he was thirty
years old, no wife, no job, hung out with twelve
other dudes.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
That's pretty queer. But it only gets where his gay
people don't have jobs. He was thirty years old and unemployed.
That make you gay?

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, hu quiet what his poay was. But he said,
you know, didn't he hang out with Mary Magdalen all
the time. He had women around him. They don't know
he has some hookers with him. Okay, technically, technically I
don't know if Mary Magdalene was a prostitute. That's just
something that Biblical scholars and historians speculate about. It doesn't

(03:06):
say that in the Bible, but that is the common
belief opinion. So you're not wrong. But then again, I
don't know if you're right either that nobody knows. Yeah,
nobody knows.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
But we just like to make stuff up.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah, and then interesting that we just defaulted on she's
a whore.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
What do we know about Mary Magdalene?

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Well, not much.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
They were gonna throw rocks at her or something, and
Jesus told him not to. Yeah, but they generally throw
rocks in the Middle East.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
You know, a horse she might have just showed her
ankles so she might not make her a whore in
their world. Jesus was there saying she was a whore,
not us. I don't know if she, like you know,
didn't cover her face or showed a little ankle or
elbow or something. This kind of reminds me of Norm MacDonald.

(03:48):
He made a point about this once. He said, now, listen, guys, uh,
I know you enjoy slutshaming, but I think it might
be a bad idea.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
See, if we shame all the sluts, then there won't
be any, Then maybe they won't be so anymore. Yeah,
that's not a good thing, all right.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
So Jesus was a Jew, and so is Dave Portnoy
from the what is that barstool Sports? I guess I
don't know what that is. He was just in Mississippi,
where he claims that he was accosted by a bunch
of anti Semites, and they've now been arrested and charged
with crimes. It's a misdemeanor. I'm told to.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Be an anti semi. No the harassment charges, but I
do wonder this though. They charged a heckler with disturbing
the peace, but didn't they not do anything about the
George Floyd rioters in that same community. No, don't you
even suggest that they do something about that.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Now, Don't get me wrong, I don't want people to
harass some sports blogger for being a Jew. I think
that's a little unsettling. But at the same time, I
just feel like rioting was worse. Couldn't you arrest the rioters? Yep,
remarkably selective enforcement of the law when you have liberal
municipal government leaders around.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
By the way, don't do either.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Don't harass Jews for their religious beliefs or riot because
you're mad about some fednyl addicted guy that used a
fake check at a sure at the other end of
the country. That's just not worth it. It's not worth
it either way.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
In an episode of the show called We Say It
here and It Comes out There, Okay, Kenny has been
saying for a while that all these promises that the
mayor elect of New York City has been making are
not a part of his purview, if you will, that
those are state issues and the city, the mayor of

(05:38):
a city, even New York City, doesn't get to make
those decisions.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Ken.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
He's been saying that for weeks and now guess what.
The New York Governor has just slapped down the mayor
elect of New York City for all of his promises
of free bus rides not gonna happen now, thank god.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
By the way, Kathy Hokel has slammed the brakes. Thank
you on Zorhan. Mom Donnie's free NYC bus plan quote
takes money out of a system that relies on fairs.
She said. This is kind of like when a parent
explains to their toddler how money works. You know, there
was a point where you were four or five years old.
You'd walk into a store and you'd say, Mom, I

(06:20):
want that. I want that. She'd say, well, you can't
have everything. You can have one toy. Well, why can't
I have all the toys?

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Well, if you throw yourself on the ground, kick and
scream and make a big nuisance of yourself, won't you
get more? You have just explained Marxist economics. That's how
it's supposed to work.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
It is funny timing too, because Kathy Hokel endorsed this
guy oh yeah, waited until he won, and then only
then started telling the truth about the insanity of his positions.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yep, Mom to do it.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Zorhan is grossly unworthy of this position. Guys, New Yorkers
are going to suffer because Democrats will back anyone who
isn't a Republican and anyone that they think if they
don't support this guy, you know, is a career suicide.
Right do you do you feel sorry for the New Yorkers?
Not even a little bit, even a little bit. I
just don't want them all to move here in drugs. Well,
that's true. I don't want them to move here, thinking, oh,

(07:10):
we used to have moderate Democrats. We'll just bring our
moderate Democrat policies to Texas or Tennessee or Mississippi or
Alabama wherever our listeners have about. No, no, we don't
want that. But you know, it's kind of like the
thing with Bill Maher earlier. There was a time a
decade ago where we didn't agree with anything Bill Maher said,
or Pierce Morgan or Elon Musk or Rfk Junior or

(07:33):
Tulsea Gabbard, and then somehow we all ended up on
the same side, the tides changing. Anything happened to Joe Mansion?
Is he remember he retired?

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Yeah, he's probably fishing. Probably what I'd be doing if
I was retired.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Best Virginia. Oh, well, that's where he was a senator.
They got fishing there. They got fishing in Virginia, West
West Virginia. How come there's no East Virginia.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Billy ed there, so I just called it Virginie.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yeah, yeah, seems a little unfair to the people in
West Virginia.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
It does, but West Virginia was an afterthought, which seems
a little unfair.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
One of them, one of our listeners wanted us to know, Lisa,
this is from a woman, by the way, so we're
not being sexist.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
A woman's doing this.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
We pointed out earlier how Marjorie Taylor Green is not
getting along with Trump, and Lisa tweets me. She says, Kenny,
Marjorie Taylor Green is fifty three. She's in menopause. I
thought so, and I still strongly believe she wanted either
to run for senator or governor in Georgia and the
President didn't support that and wanted to keep her in
the House. In my opinion, hmm, So I guess that

(08:36):
could be true. I don't know it, probably, Yeah, Anyway,
she's really mad. Marjorie Taylor Green does not like Trump anymore.
Was that what you were expecting?

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Well, slowly, but surely it did seem like, oh it,
it's the cracker. The cheese is slipping off the cracker.
That's how that works.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Uh, I like crackers. We got to get some breakfast
in here.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
You want to get breakfast?

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah? Why not? Democrat County commissioner who resigned after being
arrested for stealing more than thirty thousand dollars from an
elderly man is now an international wanted fugitive.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Oh cool.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
The Oregon Department of Justice believe she fled the country
with her nine year old son. Kish hadn't heard this
story yet. Earlier this year, Klocamas County Commissioner Melissa Fireside
was arrested for theft and forgery for stealing money from
her mother's boyfriend, who resides in an Oregon assisted a
living facility that is not right stealing right. Fireside access

(09:31):
to the victim's account during a visit to the facility,
calling his bank and coaching him to reset his online
banking information. She was charged with several felonies in this case.
As a result, the Oregon Department of Justice officials believe
Fireside crossed into Mexico with her child and then got
on a flight to Amsterdam. She had been allowed to
bail out without an ankle monitor. The child's father contacted

(09:54):
authorities about the missing boy, and last week, the Oregon
Department of Justice filed emotion to revoke Fireside's release in
light of the belief that she fled the country. I
think it's a little late for that. Can we run
her down? I won't go get her. I'll go to
Amsterdam and find her and drag her. But back here,
you would do that for the people of org I
would do that for the people. Yeah's kind of god,

(10:15):
am here's mighty big of you. And you would not
go to the red light district, not at all, right,
And you certainly wouldn't be there to visit one of
those dispensaries or coffee shops as they call him in Amsterdam.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Well, I mean, if you're just blocks away from the
red light district, I mean you might not even realize
you'd stumbled into that area before you corrected that behavior.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Wouldn't that kind of creep you out? Though, knowing all
those other dudes had already been where you're about to go.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Doesn't bother you with the women you're dating.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Miss useful idiot action figure loaded with megaphone, protests, sign
and paper pack.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
He shouts, he.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Marches, he never thinks twice what the street pus him
against authority or make him run from it?

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Use Fulda for more. Waltman Johnson, I'm with us.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
To the hottest and most confusing new bar in Asheville.
That's right, Neat Plant Bar, which is also Ashville Dispensary
and also night Shade. The vibes are immaculate. It's like
a speakeasy raw dog to Tantra retreat in the back
of a high end sex shop. And they had a baby,
and that baby was a bisexual mixologist and professional cuddler
named Fennel who always garnishes drinks with black glitter. Oh

(11:16):
my god, look at that. As They have a ton
of seasonal offerings like the rose horchachat Late I love
sweet and spicy milky. The dispensary is like if a
fairy herbalist dropped out of naturopath school to do sex
positive cannabis consulting and now sales pre rolls at a
vintage crystal ash trays. Oh my gosh, look it's night shade,
the third part of the Meneg trooi, let's go see

(11:39):
what's inside. I hope it's that couple we saw earlier.
This event space is so thick, it's like the rest
of the place. But for swingers. I couldn't believe my eyes.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
There they are.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
I wish I.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
Could squeeze in between them like a slutty, little blony sandwich.
No way, I love terrapines. I introduced myself to the girl,
and she said her name was Esmerelda. But truly I
ordered the non alcoholic relaxation martini made with spilina and
this old crusty ess and gross discussing rotten lemon. The
guy's name is Quasi, which means partial. I asked him

(12:10):
if you wanted to come sit beside us. He said, no,
thank you.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
I just like to watch.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
Black Frost, Cocky and Marskapian Cuta's Pistricosonal of the land.
As Morelda had the prettiest hair and she smelled like butter.
We don't normally swing, but something about the vibes in
Ashville Dispensary Slash and Night said Slash pampar. I mean
it's really hearty. We stuck around for a little bit
and enjoyed some mocktails and also.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Some legal weep.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
Overall, I'd read the experience of sixty nine out of
one thousand.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
By the way, if you don't have a just a
piercing headache at this point, you just weren't paying attention.
That's how every.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Liberal millennial does a food blog that is just terrible,
that's aweful. Yeah, it's always some over sexed woman in
her late thirties whose husband is just sick of.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
It added up to here and there, up to here.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Now they're at a speakeasy and he just wants to
go home and watch football.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Well not last night. Uh oh, And you might have
wanted to go and watch it, but after after watching
a little bit of it, you don't want to watch
it much longer. That was a boor and ass game.
Oh was there was there sports or sports last night? Yes,
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Speaker 2 (13:49):
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Speaker 1 (13:57):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
I love that. All right, What have we got today,
Miss Roll? First of all, Philadelphia beat Green Bay last
night ten to seven. Very exciting game. There was no
touchdown scored until the fourth quarter. I one field goal
in three quarters. Now, now we'll say Saint Kwan Barkley
did dazzle, you know, he put on a show like

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he always do. But basically it was a defensive battle
from the get go. So yeah, that's how it went.
Other news Brian Kelly, former coach of the LSU Fighting
Tigers of Baton Ridge. Maybe you heard of him. I
know where that is. Yeah, I've been there. LSU says

(14:41):
they have tried to negotiate with him, tried to work
out a deal instead of paying him fifty four million dollars.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Well, did they consider not offering him that much in
the first place before hiring him?

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Unfortunately, that's already in the contract from White four years ago.
And they thought, well, maybe Brian would do like them
a lottery people do and take a lump some instead
of getting it paid out over time. Sure, and they
offered him twenty five million, just flat lump some twenty
five million dollars. Brian Kelly said, nope. And then that

(15:16):
was before the athletic director got canned. And then after
that they went ahead and offered him thirty million dollars.
You know what Brian Kelly said, the thirty million dollars,
He said, no, fifty four is my number. Fifty four
is what I'm getting, and so he holding out for
the whole damn thing. In the meantime, speaking of hell,

(15:38):
let you you know, this past weekend, Nick Saban was
on the panel, like he always is a Game Day
on ESPN. Yeah, I guess he has a history with
su huh oh, yeah he does. Yeah apparently, so he's
on the panel Game Day ESPN where he's at his
job now shot and making commercials and in a hot time,

(15:58):
they said that, uh, there was a a private jet waiting.
He was in love book, you know, for the for
the Texas Tech Yeah, the raid Guns. So they said
there was a private jet waiting on the runway at
the airport in Lullbook to escort him to uh someplace

(16:21):
in South Louisiana maybe, but hadn't heard anything more about that.
Since maybe he'll be a well Williams assistant coach, maybe
that would be fun. That'll be a lot of fun
to watch him. I have to tell you, I don't
know much about Nick Saban as far as you know
his coaching. Everybody says like, oh, he's great, because you know,
he seems to win a lot of games with whatever
team he's coaching, excepting the pros, except the Miami Dolphins.

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But his commercials for what is it verbo, Yeah, I
think it's an AIRBNBA competitor. My godness, they are.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
He just cracks me up.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
They've got like three different versions of that one where
he's explaining to the family, how you know when you
stay here, you know they showers less than five minutes,
no longer than five minutes, not a small and that
what a where he tells me. He goes, uh, there's
a there's a brand new barbecue out back, So don't
touch that. Sure that's not for you. Yeah, oh his delivery.
I don't even think he's you know, he's not even

(17:14):
having to act.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Really.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
I think that's just how he is. That's just how
he is with the players. And I don't touch it. No,
no fun no.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
Speaking of college football, Grambling University head football coach Mickey
Joseph shared his thoughts after a massive brawl between his
team and Bethune Cookman, which left nine players ejected, but
his thoughts may not be exactly what you'd expect. In fact,
Joseph believes the other team was at fault for the
brawl for taking too long to come out of the
locker room. Oh boy, he said, When you play here,

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you've got to make sure as a coach support staff
that your players come down.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
If you're going to walk down there and take your time.
And it's now three point thirty on the clock, and
we're standing on the stairs and you've got four or
five kids who are just walking down taking their time,
that sweet ass time. At the end of the day,
I'm thinking they know what they're doing. They're taking their time,
so we're trying to give them their respect. So by
the time we've got to go, we can't wait on
two players. But they should never leave their players. Who

(18:08):
leave their players. Blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 6 (18:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Anyway, the point is in the end, there was a
violent brawl, and it's almost like he's justifying it. Not
what you would expect. Speaking of Texas Tech, Joey McGuire
takes an unprovoked shot at Notre Dame. Here's a little
of ham.

Speaker 6 (18:24):
Against a great opponent. I have so much respect for
b Yu, I do.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
Man.

Speaker 6 (18:32):
I was really excited whenever they joined the Big Twelve
because I think that they carry a lot of weight
and a lot of respect. I think that I have
a lot of respect for them entering a conference and
not playing an independent.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Schedule like other people.

Speaker 6 (18:48):
Sure y'all already know who that is, and so I
have a lot of respect for them. I mean, they're
earning their right just like everybody, but a couple of
people in the nation are earning their right through conference play.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
You know, it sounds like an anti Catholic violence. Oh
words are violence?

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Now?

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Oh yeah, absolutely. And if words are violence, how would
you define this? Police report that a man hunting for
deer in Indiana has been arrested for killing two pet
dogs with the bow and arrow.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
John Low, aged.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Fifty eight, accused of killing a woman's two dogs, a
beagle and a chocolate lab while he was hunting on
private property in the Port County.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
They were probably yapping and scaring off the deer. You
had to do what you God do. Not right, It's terrible.
That's why we don't take any fish. In the weirdest dream,
you know you're driving right. D Walton M. Johnson