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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So Midland A you're familiar, sure, Permian Basin, that'd be
where Tom Krattick is the lawmaker. And I just I
just find this amazing. This guy just refiled yesterday's filing
for reelection to represent House District eighty two, sir, in
the people of West Texas.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
It has been one of the greatest honors of my life. Oh,
I'm sure it has to.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Add a little perspective to Tom Craddock's long political career.
When he first filed for office, Lyndon B. Johnson was president.
Texas's population was eleven million, Greg Abbott was a fifth grader,
and the current Texas House Speaker, Dustin Burrows, was ten
years from being born. He would now. And so anyway,
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Tom Krattick, here, these are the kind of guys that
this is the reason why you got that little snippet
in the budget bill yesterday. I said, oh, yeah, we're
banning Delta and THHD products.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Old people, am I right? Huh?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Well, you know, not for nothing here. But LBJ was,
isn't it you were in office when LPJ was president.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
WTF?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yeah, whiskey tango foxtrot, dude, go be with your family, move.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Along, find something else. To entertain yourself and line your
pockets with How about that. You know, it's not even
his age that bothers me. It's the longevity of the
political career. Got to stay in there forever. Let me
put this in different context. Let's pretend you spent his
whole life working in oil and gas, retired at age
seventy five and said, I'm gonna spend a little time
on the city council. I'm gonna run for office for
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a couple Great, great, okay, cool, You've already lived your
whole life. You've got a nice retirement nut, as the
kids say, and now you're just gonna, you know, do
something for the public. That's not what this guy did.
This guy spent his whole life in politics. What an
a hole? Seriously you want you want to spend your
whole life in politics? Oh? I hate you, Kenny, can't
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he watch your mouth? And it's a family show? You
run a ho What do you think you are? Tom
Cruise and risky business? Well, everybody's got one, Billy. It
doesn't mean we need to point it out. Everybody's got
other things too, and we'll talk about them on the radio.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, but some people snip those things off.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
It's become a very trendy. Yesterday, Jasmine Crockett was hanging
out with a bunch of cross dressing weirdos. I don't
know why.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Is it the Dallas City councilor or who is it?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Well, she's a big girl. Look at this video I
got on the screen.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Well she's big to you see, you're next to a
drag queen. You've seen the woman to her or not
the woman, the man that's dressed up like a woman. Uh,
she's not on the screen right now, but she's two
Jasmine's left.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
And Jasmine Crockett's hair. She changed her hair. It looks
like she has a turd on her head.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Now.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I don't get what that is all.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Is that her attempt to take over the she jack look?
I mean it's not a triple crown weave, but maybe
it's a double I.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Think you gotta up, you've got to graduate to tripple.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, you don't do that day one any So, I
think she's shooting at the at the she jack style.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I think that's a single crown weave or I don't know,
Billy yet, I don't it's a good question anyway, here's
she is hanging out with two cross dressing weirdos, and
they're white guys, and that's notable for a reason. But
we'll explain in a minute. Here's what she said.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Okay, a lot of the MAGA women receive gender affirming care,
such as Liptiller's breast dougumentation, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Why do you think they are so against gender affirming
care for trans people? Now, as he's asking this question,
she opens her mouth like a donkey, and she's mind.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
It looks like she should be braying, but she's she's
silently laughing at the question.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I don't know what's happening here. I'll tell you sometimes
when I see her on c SPAN or CNN and
it's just her profile, I don't think she's an ugly
person on cable news.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
But now you're looking at the whole package here.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
It looks like horse maneuver fell off a truck. I mean,
it's just.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Terrible plopped on top of her her. Uh, her body
is deceptively large compared to her neck and head.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Her face don't look fat, but the rest of her
body look like she's never done a set up before.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Oh, and she laughs like a horse, because when she
starts laughing, she also starts clumping her hoof on the floor.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Anyway, here's her answer to the question about white Republican
women getting plastic surgery.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
You know you want to say it.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Okay, So I have this thing where, like you know,
a maga woman when you see one, they all have
a look, right, but they like they live to anyway,
that's a whole other issue. But yeah, it's they don't
even know when was brought up on the house floor
because there was a discussion about this on the house floor.
They were like, how dare you say we use And
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it's like, no, that's exactly what y'all do.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Y'all just pause, that's exactly what y'all do. Show white
women have a big, blown up, exaggerated lips.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
That's what she's suggesting now, she says, fake eyebrows and
our fake eyelashes. I don't care if people get plastic shirt.
It doesn't affect me. But here's what bugs me about this.
I hate people who will say different things depending on.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Who's in the room.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Black Democrats do this thing where they used to be
real homophobic, like look at joy Read's blog now disgraced
MSNBC host Joy Reid had this old blog from ten
or fifteen years ago before she got famous, where she
would write about how she didn't like gay men, and
that used to be a very short time ago. We
forget how quickly things change. Black Democrats did not like homosexuals.
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Some of them probably still don't. And so she's from
that world, right, you know, that's just the way it is.
It's you know, they're more conservative than other Democrats socially,
but they still support the team.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
She don't mind pretending to be on your side if
it gives her something.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Here she is standing with two gay men who clearly
take a pill regularly so that their sex doesn't kill them,
and uh, she's all in on the like, yeah, let's
denigrate other women for doing the things she clearly does.
She's got fake eyebrowser eyelashes right here, you know, damn
well she gets filler and stuff like look at her,
and they're like, yeah, stupid meg of women don't like
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trainees go into the bathroom with their little kids and
ruining women's sports. These two things have nothing to do with.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Each other's wondering if the question had to do with well,
if regular you know, women get all these procedures. Why
do you have a problem with, you know, transsexuals getting
We don't have a problem with them doing stuff to
themselves when they're adults. But stay away from the kids,
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all right? Can you just do that? They can't do it?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
My brother in Christ. It's exhausting, isn't it. It is sick
and tired of it. And then on the other hand,
it's like, hey, every day we wake up a jasmine
Crockett says, the stupidest thing you've ever heard, and it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Make you wonder though, if you had the powers that
the Good Lord above has, why you wouldn't every now
and then just fire off a lightning bolt from the
tip of your powerful finger and just take people like
her out. The Lord is just a better man than I,
I guess because I couldn't. It would not do for
me to be able to shoot lightning bolts out of
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my fingertips.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Bro I hear you, It would be all testament every
day if I was God.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
That would be cool. If you could do that Palpatine
thing where the electric bolts can flying out of the
tips of all of your fingers and you either get
because you could actually pick people up off the ground
like he did. Who was that was that? Samuel Lil Jackson?
He throw out the window my.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Brother, Yes, oh man, I would do that all the time.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
That could be fun.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
The other day, I was in traffic and I saw
somebody try to switch lanes, and then another guy didn't
want him to switch lanes, so he got in front
of him, and then a third guy said, I'll stop
you both from going anywhere, pulled in front of him
and just sat there while the traffic went.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
That's the smart move.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
And I was like, why do you why are you
all doing this?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
And if you head the power, wouldn't you just get them.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
All fire and brimstone. It would. I would have been
dropping boulders on him. It would have been like Wiley
Coyote and the road Runner. But I but somehow, weirdly,
the road Runner has divine intervention and can hurl boulders
and lightning bolts.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
One other great power would have been that War of
the Worlds. They were that Tom Cruise movie where the
alien creatures came out from underground where they'd been hiding. Yep,
and they're real big and tall, and they got them long,
spindly legs. But they got that bright white light beam
that shot out of their face and as soon as
it hits you, it just turned you to dust. Now
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you just close and dust. That's it. It'd be fun
to use that too.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
You'd be sitting there. Everybody's finally the traffic starts moving,
and there's that one guy. He's like, no, I don't
want people to move. This guy just haunt his horn.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Oh, well, here you go.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Yeah, there you go. Okay, enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Now you're paying on the But you know what, we
don't do that now because obviously we follow the law,
and our Lord doesn't do that above us, because he's
a better person. He's a better lord. We just don't
have the power. Yeah, and there's a reason they didn't
give it to us. No, they would not use it properly.
That's true. Do you think Jesse Jackson's sick now because
he upsets somebody with divine powers?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Well it took long enough because he's been upsetting a
lot of people for years.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Yeah, with all of that.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Sorry, one of the world's best blackmailers, Jesse Jackson, he
pulled it off. I mean, yep, black mail sounds so negative,
but that's what he would do. He got all these
big companies, you know, you go to Exon Mobile or
Toyota or any of them, and he just tell them,
you know, you're not treating black people right, or even
if you are, I'm gonna tell them that you're not
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nice to black people. And then black people won't come
and buy your cars or your gasoline or whatever. And
then the help but just put you out of business,
because twelve percent of America not buying a car. That
pretty much shuts you down, right. And then Toyota, whoever
it was, they'd write him a big old check, not
to him, of course, but to the Rainbow Coalition, which
he never touched for personal purposes. And then you know,
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and he'd go away. Oh yeah, uh, Toyota give me
three million dollars. Then I'm gonna say nice things about him.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I forgot. Sometimes his group was called is it still
called the Rainbow Cars Bars? I can during that pisses
them off, the old squad Black Democrats. How the gays
came along and co opted their thing.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I'm guessing maybe they don't say that part out loud anymore.
Is just yeah, maybe they called it the RC.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Well it's got to sick to have someone steal your
thing for a different political concent don't you know it? Well,
I'm sure no one I'll ever steal red baseball hats.
That'll well, yeah, though, that's lockdown.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Everyone gather around day. Well let's see, it's Thursday, right.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Well it's only the best day of the year.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Welton and Johnson Radio Network. But well, I think might
be good news and a follow up story from earlier
this week. What do you got, bro back? And then
go back to Arizona for a minute. They superior court
judge who was arrested after she was caught She was
caught peeing outside. M This doesn't sound like a big
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deal because I enjoyed peeing outdoors myself occasionally. But that's
the way to do it if you're a dude. Yeah,
but women, it's a little different. Plus she is a
superior court judge. Plus she was peeing outside in public,
in the flower bed there by a bus stop or something,
on the same block as the courthouse where she works
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as a judge, So isn't too far of a walk.
If if you had to go, you just walk right
there to the into the block courthouse. Boom, you work there.
People know you there. I think they probably would have
let her pee even if it was late at night
and the court was closed.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
All right, So she's a judge. I'm going to judge her.
Let's break down the case here. Tell me again, Billy
ed where did this happen?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Arizona?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Okay? Big city or out in the country. She is
a to say the county.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I could look it up. You a ya a pie
county Superior Court judge, pro tip, go whatever? Christen with
a T y n E at the end, Christen Olsen.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Okay, so this is Sedonia. Sedona? Isn't that Wine Country?
Is that what that is?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I don't know about Arizona. There's probably in California. It
is sole north of Phoenix. It's it's a little south
of Flagstaff. Yeah, there's a Sedona, California. It's a way
different kind of place.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Anyway, the good news is she has resigned her job. Now.
She was caught peeing outdoors and it really didn't seem
too necessary. Of course, you know, people have a lot
of different takes on this, but sure enough there's a
video again she's she was peeing in the flower bed
and hanging on to a park bench or something, and
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of course one day somebody shined a light on her
and had a video over. She quickly pulled up her
drawers and her pants and whipped around, just sat on
the bench like nothing was wrong, nothing going on here,
All right.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I think we've just unintentionally figured out some kind of
scam here.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Look at this.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
There's a So there is a Sedona, California. You're right
about that, But this place in there, Sonoma, California.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Is that what your sounds about? Right? So Sedona is
a different place, and look at it's a completely different
place and a whole nother state.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
But they got a whole wine thing going on here.
It's like, all right, it's like a poor man's Sonoma.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
You want them Arizona wine or California wine if you're wining.
I mean, I would probably choose a Texas wine just
because I'm you know, I'm loyal on to my own.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
But I get your point. I always feel like, who's
the guy with the winery that's kind of cool in Arizona?
Oh yeah, Maynard? You know who that is.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I know some guy's name Maynard, but they don't live
in Arizona, as far as I know.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
No, this is Tool, the guy from Tools. Got a wine?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah, badly, I'm not familiar.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
All right, Is it possible she was listening to Tool
drinking Maynard's wine she was pissed drunk because she was
like fine right here, yep, And if that's it now,
getting back to the original point here, I forgive her.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Husband. Jason serves as the parks and wreck manager for
the town of Chino Valley. He approaches the scene and
tries to pull his wife away from the police officers
while they're arresting her, repeatedly refusing orders to step back. Well,
you know, I kind of run the town here, and
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you know she's a big time judge and everything, so
you probably don't want to be doing this. When they
asked why she was being detained, the officer replied, because
I just saw her puking and urinating and exposing herself
to several people. Sir, No, that wasn't her, said her
lying ass husband. That wasn't her. The officer just saw
her with his own eyes. I think he ought to
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be the one either resigning or losing his job for
lying to the cops like that.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Well, God, Talian sometimes these elected offense. Is this an
elected judge or appointed do we have?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Who knows? I just know the officer finally threw Jason
to the ground and told him, he's like, you stop
interfering and resisting police commands, or maybe we'll give you
the lightning. Did he ride the lightning? I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Oh man, you're referencing so many great meta.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Bands and no tasers, you know like that.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Yeah, yeah, that's what everyone thinks of, right, No billy,
yet you made me do this?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yeah you're blaming me.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
You made me play metallic too and tool. You're right,
I kind of did. Uh. You know, I noticed the
rules for the e not for me.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
It sounds like, yeah, that seems to be going around
a lot.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
I got sad news to report Larry Brooks has died.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Larry Brooks, Oh, Larry, Yeah, we'll go missing.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yeah. Who else will write about hockey for the New
York Post. This is their top story this morning. I
get that it's your friend. They lost one of their own. Eh,
It's the top story in the New York Post today.
Larry Brooks died. And then you're like, well, who's that? Oh?
He wrote about Hockey for the New York Post. Oh, well,
that's sad.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
And everything, but it was terrible. I don't know anyway,
I'm not going to bad mouth the guy. He just died,
but doesn't seem like it should be the top headline. Uh,
someone died on a cruise ship. We'll get to that more.
Jeffrey Epstein stuff coming up. People on cruise ships are
dying or jumping overboard, sometimes just because they want to. Wow,
this is a particularly sad story. I don't know, but
maybe man, I don't think I want to get on
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one of them. They make you want to end at all.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Somebody got kicked off a plane, So that's coming up,
and the Left is pushing another desperate anti Trump. Polk's
a false Epstein's smear campaign.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Oh yeah, yeah, this didn't bother anybody when Trump wasn't president.
All the same news is still out there. But now
all of a sudden Trump knew what he was up to. Yeah, well,
maybe he figured out what he was up to. Maybe
he did learn some stuff about him. That's why he
stopped let him on his plane and getting on his plane.
That's why he distanced himself from him and told me
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they won't have nothing to do with him anymore.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yeah, I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
The rest of the people that knew what he was doing,
we're still flying with him out to orgy Island or
is it rape Island?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I think it's rape Island, but they called it orgy Island.
Rape seems more appropriate. Since some of the people weren't willing.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
It doesn't seem like they were all.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
You know, when does an orgy become a gang bang?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
I wonder? Oh boy, there's a question for ai. Yeah,
and since this is a family show. Quickly changing topics again,
where do we stand on Starbucks coffee today?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Billy had you for it? Against it?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
What do you what do you mean? Are they bringing
stuff up?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
No, there's two stories today. I guess today's Red Cup Day.
And this doesn't matter to you and me.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
You know, I don't mind if somebody drinks an overpriced
cup of coffee that has probably more sugar in it
than the human needs for the whole week in one cup.
But it's your business.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yeah, it's not for me.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
You don't get behind all these damn little little gimmicky
promotions and crap they do. Well.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Red Cup Day is you get a free Grande Cup.
All you have to do is order a handcraft in
holiday or fall beverage. And as you know, I'm not
trying to promote Starbucks. So there is a reason I'm
bringing this up. The same day they're doing the Red
Cup thing, Starbucks workers Union launches a strike at forty
cities across the country. Now, in case you have a
good memory, and I sadly I do, a couple of
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weeks ago they announced that they were closing like a
thousand Starbucks across the country.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Matter of fact, they closed one very close to my house. Now,
if one were to want Starbucks at this time of
the morning, one would have to go further away. It's
another several blocks to the next Starbucks. And then they're
really inconveniently.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
There's a Starbucks behind this radio station that most people
don't even know is there.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yes, it's off the main drag. It's kind of you know,
behind a tall building next to a parking garage. But
they still seem to get pretty good business they do.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Okay, Yeah, anyway, I just noticed that with the protests
going on the same day as their big Red c
it's called the Red Cup Rebellion strike, Which is.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
It sounds commy in a lot of ways.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Oh for sure.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I mean, the cups are red, it's a rebellion, it's
a strike, it's union, it's it's commy all over the place.
But you know, the reason I bring this up is
stock values, Billy ed. If you owned Starbucks stock, you
probably should have sold it like three months ago. And
then after this whole thing runs its course, with the
protests and the closing, you could probably buy up in
a fire sale some cheap Starbucks stock because it's probably
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not going away in the long run, you know how,
People probably not.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
It's a cheap drug. People are going to keep drinking Starbucks.
But I got to think right now that company is
not in good shape. I haven't even looked at the
stock price. I'm just guessing.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Have you also noticed that they've been advertising on TV lately? Why?
I don't know, but Starbucks never did that before. It's
kind of like Hooters. Hooters hardly ever advertised all through
their big run back in the day. They didn't need
to people were talking about them anyway. But now all
of a sudden, after years of just relying on everybody
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to just talk about Starbucks, now they're having to buy
TV commercials.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
All right, look at this, it's up a point, like
it's barely up at all today. But if you bought
it back in February, you bought Starbucks at one fifteen,
and then this past week it got as low as
seventy nine.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
It probably wouldn't be happy.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
No, I'd be pretty pissed about that. Yeah, you'd probably
want to go have some of that Tim Horton stuff.
After that. You'd be so mad. Who's It's like a
Canadian thing?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
I know?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Why would someone do a radio show on a
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Thursday Walton and Johnson Radio Network
So Midland A you're familiar, sure, Permian Basin, that'd be
where Tom Krattick is the lawmaker. And I just I
just find this amazing. This guy just refiled yesterday's filing
for reelection to represent House District eighty two, sir, in
the people of West Texas.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
It has been one of the greatest honors of my life. Oh,
I'm sure it has to.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Add a little perspective to Tom Craddock's long political career.
When he first filed for office, Lyndon B. Johnson was president.
Texas's population was eleven million, Greg Abbott was a fifth grader,
and the current Texas House Speaker, Dustin Burrows, was ten
years from being born. He would now. And so anyway,
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Tom Krattick, here, these are the kind of guys that
this is the reason why you got that little snippet
in the budget bill yesterday. I said, oh, yeah, we're
banning Delta and THHD products.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Old people, am I right? Huh?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Well, you know, not for nothing here. But LBJ was,
isn't it you were in office when LPJ was president.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
WTF?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yeah, whiskey tango foxtrot, dude, go be with your family, move.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Along, find something else. To entertain yourself and line your
pockets with How about that. You know, it's not even
his age that bothers me. It's the longevity of the
political career. Got to stay in there forever. Let me
put this in different context. Let's pretend you spent his
whole life working in oil and gas, retired at age
seventy five and said, I'm gonna spend a little time
on the city council. I'm gonna run for office for
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a couple Great, great, okay, cool, You've already lived your
whole life. You've got a nice retirement nut, as the
kids say, and now you're just gonna, you know, do
something for the public. That's not what this guy did.
This guy spent his whole life in politics. What an
a hole? Seriously you want you want to spend your
whole life in politics? Oh? I hate you, Kenny, can't
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he watch your mouth? And it's a family show? You
run a ho What do you think you are? Tom
Cruise and risky business? Well, everybody's got one, Billy. It
doesn't mean we need to point it out. Everybody's got
other things too, and we'll talk about them on the radio.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, but some people snip those things off.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
It's become a very trendy. Yesterday, Jasmine Crockett was hanging
out with a bunch of cross dressing weirdos. I don't
know why.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Is it the Dallas City councilor or who is it?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Well, she's a big girl. Look at this video I
got on the screen.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Well she's big to you see, you're next to a
drag queen. You've seen the woman to her or not
the woman, the man that's dressed up like a woman. Uh,
she's not on the screen right now, but she's two
Jasmine's left.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
And Jasmine Crockett's hair. She changed her hair. It looks
like she has a turd on her head.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Now.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I don't get what that is all.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Is that her attempt to take over the she jack look?
I mean it's not a triple crown weave, but maybe
it's a double I.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Think you gotta up, you've got to graduate to tripple.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, you don't do that day one any So, I
think she's shooting at the at the she jack style.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I think that's a single crown weave or I don't know,
Billy yet, I don't it's a good question anyway, here's
she is hanging out with two cross dressing weirdos, and
they're white guys, and that's notable for a reason. But
we'll explain in a minute. Here's what she said.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Okay, a lot of the MAGA women receive gender affirming care,
such as Liptiller's breast dougumentation, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Why do you think they are so against gender affirming
care for trans people? Now, as he's asking this question,
she opens her mouth like a donkey, and she's mind.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
It looks like she should be braying, but she's she's
silently laughing at the question.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I don't know what's happening here. I'll tell you sometimes
when I see her on c SPAN or CNN and
it's just her profile, I don't think she's an ugly
person on cable news.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
But now you're looking at the whole package here.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
It looks like horse maneuver fell off a truck. I mean,
it's just.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Terrible plopped on top of her her. Uh, her body
is deceptively large compared to her neck and head.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Her face don't look fat, but the rest of her
body look like she's never done a set up before.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Oh, and she laughs like a horse, because when she
starts laughing, she also starts clumping her hoof on the floor.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Anyway, here's her answer to the question about white Republican
women getting plastic surgery.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
You know you want to say it.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Okay, So I have this thing where, like you know,
a maga woman when you see one, they all have
a look, right, but they like they live to anyway,
that's a whole other issue. But yeah, it's they don't
even know when was brought up on the house floor
because there was a discussion about this on the house floor.
They were like, how dare you say we use And
(04:28):
it's like, no, that's exactly what y'all do.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Y'all just pause, that's exactly what y'all do. Show white
women have a big, blown up, exaggerated lips.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
That's what she's suggesting now, she says, fake eyebrows and
our fake eyelashes. I don't care if people get plastic shirt.
It doesn't affect me. But here's what bugs me about this.
I hate people who will say different things depending on.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Who's in the room.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Black Democrats do this thing where they used to be
real homophobic, like look at joy Read's blog now disgraced
MSNBC host Joy Reid had this old blog from ten
or fifteen years ago before she got famous, where she
would write about how she didn't like gay men, and
that used to be a very short time ago. We
forget how quickly things change. Black Democrats did not like homosexuals.
(05:18):
Some of them probably still don't. And so she's from
that world, right, you know, that's just the way it is.
It's you know, they're more conservative than other Democrats socially,
but they still support the team.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
She don't mind pretending to be on your side if
it gives her something.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Here she is standing with two gay men who clearly
take a pill regularly so that their sex doesn't kill them,
and uh, she's all in on the like, yeah, let's
denigrate other women for doing the things she clearly does.
She's got fake eyebrowser eyelashes right here, you know, damn
well she gets filler and stuff like look at her,
and they're like, yeah, stupid meg of women don't like
(05:53):
trainees go into the bathroom with their little kids and
ruining women's sports. These two things have nothing to do with.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Each other's wondering if the question had to do with well,
if regular you know, women get all these procedures. Why
do you have a problem with, you know, transsexuals getting
We don't have a problem with them doing stuff to
themselves when they're adults. But stay away from the kids,
(06:20):
all right? Can you just do that? They can't do it?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
My brother in Christ. It's exhausting, isn't it. It is sick
and tired of it. And then on the other hand,
it's like, hey, every day we wake up a jasmine
Crockett says, the stupidest thing you've ever heard, and it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Make you wonder though, if you had the powers that
the Good Lord above has, why you wouldn't every now
and then just fire off a lightning bolt from the
tip of your powerful finger and just take people like
her out. The Lord is just a better man than I,
I guess because I couldn't. It would not do for
me to be able to shoot lightning bolts out of
(06:57):
my fingertips.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Bro I hear you, It would be all testament every
day if I was God.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
That would be cool. If you could do that Palpatine
thing where the electric bolts can flying out of the
tips of all of your fingers and you either get
because you could actually pick people up off the ground
like he did. Who was that was that? Samuel Lil Jackson?
He throw out the window my.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Brother, Yes, oh man, I would do that all the time.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
That could be fun.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
The other day, I was in traffic and I saw
somebody try to switch lanes, and then another guy didn't
want him to switch lanes, so he got in front
of him, and then a third guy said, I'll stop
you both from going anywhere, pulled in front of him
and just sat there while the traffic went.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
That's the smart move.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
And I was like, why do you why are you
all doing this?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
And if you head the power, wouldn't you just get them.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
All fire and brimstone. It would. I would have been
dropping boulders on him. It would have been like Wiley
Coyote and the road Runner. But I but somehow, weirdly,
the road Runner has divine intervention and can hurl boulders
and lightning bolts.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
One other great power would have been that War of
the Worlds. They were that Tom Cruise movie where the
alien creatures came out from underground where they'd been hiding. Yep,
and they're real big and tall, and they got them long,
spindly legs. But they got that bright white light beam
that shot out of their face and as soon as
it hits you, it just turned you to dust. Now
(08:19):
you just close and dust. That's it. It'd be fun
to use that too.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
You'd be sitting there. Everybody's finally the traffic starts moving,
and there's that one guy. He's like, no, I don't
want people to move. This guy just haunt his horn.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Oh, well, here you go.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Yeah, there you go. Okay, enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Now you're paying on the But you know what, we
don't do that now because obviously we follow the law,
and our Lord doesn't do that above us, because he's
a better person. He's a better lord. We just don't
have the power. Yeah, and there's a reason they didn't
give it to us. No, they would not use it properly.
That's true. Do you think Jesse Jackson's sick now because
he upsets somebody with divine powers?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Well it took long enough because he's been upsetting a
lot of people for years.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Yeah, with all of that.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Sorry, one of the world's best blackmailers, Jesse Jackson, he
pulled it off. I mean, yep, black mail sounds so negative,
but that's what he would do. He got all these
big companies, you know, you go to Exon Mobile or
Toyota or any of them, and he just tell them,
you know, you're not treating black people right, or even
if you are, I'm gonna tell them that you're not
(09:25):
nice to black people. And then black people won't come
and buy your cars or your gasoline or whatever. And
then the help but just put you out of business,
because twelve percent of America not buying a car. That
pretty much shuts you down, right. And then Toyota, whoever
it was, they'd write him a big old check, not
to him, of course, but to the Rainbow Coalition, which
he never touched for personal purposes. And then you know,
(09:49):
and he'd go away. Oh yeah, uh, Toyota give me
three million dollars. Then I'm gonna say nice things about him.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I forgot. Sometimes his group was called is it still
called the Rainbow Cars Bars? I can during that pisses
them off, the old squad Black Democrats. How the gays
came along and co opted their thing.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I'm guessing maybe they don't say that part out loud anymore.
Is just yeah, maybe they called it the RC.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Well it's got to sick to have someone steal your
thing for a different political concent don't you know it? Well,
I'm sure no one I'll ever steal red baseball hats.
That'll well, yeah, though, that's lockdown.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Everyone gather around day. Well let's see, it's Thursday, right.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Well it's only the best day of the year.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Welton and Johnson Radio Network. But well, I think might
be good news and a follow up story from earlier
this week. What do you got, bro back? And then
go back to Arizona for a minute. They superior court
judge who was arrested after she was caught She was
caught peeing outside. M This doesn't sound like a big
(10:50):
deal because I enjoyed peeing outdoors myself occasionally. But that's
the way to do it if you're a dude. Yeah,
but women, it's a little different. Plus she is a
superior court judge. Plus she was peeing outside in public,
in the flower bed there by a bus stop or something,
on the same block as the courthouse where she works
(11:12):
as a judge, So isn't too far of a walk.
If if you had to go, you just walk right
there to the into the block courthouse. Boom, you work there.
People know you there. I think they probably would have
let her pee even if it was late at night
and the court was closed.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
All right, So she's a judge. I'm going to judge her.
Let's break down the case here. Tell me again, Billy
ed where did this happen?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Arizona?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Okay? Big city or out in the country. She is
a to say the county.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I could look it up. You a ya a pie
county Superior Court judge, pro tip, go whatever? Christen with
a T y n E at the end, Christen Olsen.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Okay, so this is Sedonia. Sedona? Isn't that Wine Country?
Is that what that is?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I don't know about Arizona. There's probably in California. It
is sole north of Phoenix. It's it's a little south
of Flagstaff. Yeah, there's a Sedona, California. It's a way
different kind of place.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Anyway, the good news is she has resigned her job. Now.
She was caught peeing outdoors and it really didn't seem
too necessary. Of course, you know, people have a lot
of different takes on this, but sure enough there's a
video again she's she was peeing in the flower bed
and hanging on to a park bench or something, and
(12:31):
of course one day somebody shined a light on her
and had a video over. She quickly pulled up her
drawers and her pants and whipped around, just sat on
the bench like nothing was wrong, nothing going on here,
All right.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I think we've just unintentionally figured out some kind of
scam here.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Look at this.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
There's a So there is a Sedona, California. You're right
about that, But this place in there, Sonoma, California.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Is that what your sounds about? Right? So Sedona is
a different place, and look at it's a completely different
place and a whole nother state.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
But they got a whole wine thing going on here.
It's like, all right, it's like a poor man's Sonoma.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
You want them Arizona wine or California wine if you're wining.
I mean, I would probably choose a Texas wine just
because I'm you know, I'm loyal on to my own.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
But I get your point. I always feel like, who's
the guy with the winery that's kind of cool in Arizona?
Oh yeah, Maynard? You know who that is.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I know some guy's name Maynard, but they don't live
in Arizona, as far as I know.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
No, this is Tool, the guy from Tools. Got a wine?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah, badly, I'm not familiar.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
All right, Is it possible she was listening to Tool
drinking Maynard's wine she was pissed drunk because she was
like fine right here, yep, And if that's it now,
getting back to the original point here, I forgive her.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Husband. Jason serves as the parks and wreck manager for
the town of Chino Valley. He approaches the scene and
tries to pull his wife away from the police officers
while they're arresting her, repeatedly refusing orders to step back. Well,
you know, I kind of run the town here, and
(14:10):
you know she's a big time judge and everything, so
you probably don't want to be doing this. When they
asked why she was being detained, the officer replied, because
I just saw her puking and urinating and exposing herself
to several people. Sir, No, that wasn't her, said her
lying ass husband. That wasn't her. The officer just saw
her with his own eyes. I think he ought to
(14:32):
be the one either resigning or losing his job for
lying to the cops like that.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Well, God, Talian sometimes these elected offense. Is this an
elected judge or appointed do we have?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Who knows? I just know the officer finally threw Jason
to the ground and told him, he's like, you stop
interfering and resisting police commands, or maybe we'll give you
the lightning. Did he ride the lightning? I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Oh man, you're referencing so many great meta.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Bands and no tasers, you know like that.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Yeah, yeah, that's what everyone thinks of, right, No billy,
yet you made me do this?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yeah you're blaming me.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
You made me play metallic too and tool. You're right,
I kind of did. Uh. You know, I noticed the
rules for the e not for me.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
It sounds like, yeah, that seems to be going around
a lot.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
I got sad news to report Larry Brooks has died.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Larry Brooks, Oh, Larry, Yeah, we'll go missing.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yeah. Who else will write about hockey for the New
York Post. This is their top story this morning. I
get that it's your friend. They lost one of their own. Eh,
It's the top story in the New York Post today.
Larry Brooks died. And then you're like, well, who's that? Oh?
He wrote about Hockey for the New York Post. Oh, well,
that's sad.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
And everything, but it was terrible. I don't know anyway,
I'm not going to bad mouth the guy. He just died,
but doesn't seem like it should be the top headline. Uh,
someone died on a cruise ship. We'll get to that more.
Jeffrey Epstein stuff coming up. People on cruise ships are
dying or jumping overboard, sometimes just because they want to. Wow,
this is a particularly sad story. I don't know, but
maybe man, I don't think I want to get on
(16:09):
one of them. They make you want to end at all.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Somebody got kicked off a plane, So that's coming up,
and the Left is pushing another desperate anti Trump. Polk's
a false Epstein's smear campaign.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Oh yeah, yeah, this didn't bother anybody when Trump wasn't president.
All the same news is still out there. But now
all of a sudden Trump knew what he was up to. Yeah, well,
maybe he figured out what he was up to. Maybe
he did learn some stuff about him. That's why he
stopped let him on his plane and getting on his plane.
That's why he distanced himself from him and told me
(16:44):
they won't have nothing to do with him anymore.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yeah, I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
The rest of the people that knew what he was doing,
we're still flying with him out to orgy Island or
is it rape Island?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I think it's rape Island, but they called it orgy Island.
Rape seems more appropriate. Since some of the people weren't willing.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
It doesn't seem like they were all.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
You know, when does an orgy become a gang bang?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
I wonder? Oh boy, there's a question for ai. Yeah,
and since this is a family show. Quickly changing topics again,
where do we stand on Starbucks coffee today?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Billy had you for it? Against it?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
What do you what do you mean? Are they bringing
stuff up?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
No, there's two stories today. I guess today's Red Cup Day.
And this doesn't matter to you and me.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
You know, I don't mind if somebody drinks an overpriced
cup of coffee that has probably more sugar in it
than the human needs for the whole week in one cup.
But it's your business.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yeah, it's not for me.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
You don't get behind all these damn little little gimmicky
promotions and crap they do. Well.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Red Cup Day is you get a free Grande Cup.
All you have to do is order a handcraft in
holiday or fall beverage. And as you know, I'm not
trying to promote Starbucks. So there is a reason I'm
bringing this up. The same day they're doing the Red
Cup thing, Starbucks workers Union launches a strike at forty
cities across the country. Now, in case you have a
good memory, and I sadly I do, a couple of
(18:07):
weeks ago they announced that they were closing like a
thousand Starbucks across the country.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Matter of fact, they closed one very close to my house. Now,
if one were to want Starbucks at this time of
the morning, one would have to go further away. It's
another several blocks to the next Starbucks. And then they're
really inconveniently.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
There's a Starbucks behind this radio station that most people
don't even know is there.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yes, it's off the main drag. It's kind of you know,
behind a tall building next to a parking garage. But
they still seem to get pretty good business they do.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Okay, Yeah, anyway, I just noticed that with the protests
going on the same day as their big Red c
it's called the Red Cup Rebellion strike, Which is.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
It sounds commy in a lot of ways.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Oh for sure.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I mean, the cups are red, it's a rebellion, it's
a strike, it's union, it's it's commy all over the place.
But you know, the reason I bring this up is
stock values, Billy ed. If you owned Starbucks stock, you
probably should have sold it like three months ago. And
then after this whole thing runs its course, with the
protests and the closing, you could probably buy up in
a fire sale some cheap Starbucks stock because it's probably
(19:11):
not going away in the long run, you know how,
People probably not.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
It's a cheap drug. People are going to keep drinking Starbucks.
But I got to think right now that company is
not in good shape. I haven't even looked at the
stock price. I'm just guessing.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Have you also noticed that they've been advertising on TV lately? Why?
I don't know, but Starbucks never did that before. It's
kind of like Hooters. Hooters hardly ever advertised all through
their big run back in the day. They didn't need
to people were talking about them anyway. But now all
of a sudden, after years of just relying on everybody
(19:46):
to just talk about Starbucks, now they're having to buy
TV commercials.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
All right, look at this, it's up a point, like
it's barely up at all today. But if you bought
it back in February, you bought Starbucks at one fifteen,
and then this past week it got as low as
seventy nine.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
It probably wouldn't be happy.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
No, I'd be pretty pissed about that. Yeah, you'd probably
want to go have some of that Tim Horton stuff.
After that. You'd be so mad. Who's It's like a
Canadian thing?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
I know?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Why would someone do a radio show on a
Speaker 2 (20:17):
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