Operation Comedy Therapy Coming Soon - THU 8.2

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't know if the media is trying to scare everyone.
They said, you know, ice arrests in New Orleans are spiking.
A bunch of advocates, advocates for immigrants are out telling
people this. You know what, good advocates for breaking the law,
advocates for crime right exactly make you a criminal In
my book too, everybody was real sad about this guy
in Houston, and then we figured out he was driving

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around with meth and trying to run over a policeman.
Now everyone's suspiciously quiet about it. Uh huh. Don't you
guys want to say anything about the myth. That's probably
why they didn't want you to know about the myth
in the first place. And now a week later it
finally snook out. I don't know why people thought that
deporting tens of millions of people was going to be
a smooth, peaceful experience. Wasn't We all knew there'd be

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violence and danger. We knew that. I don't think everybody
thought that was going to be a good thing. Only
about forty percent of the country. But you know, along
with the good cheating in elections that they used, it
managed to put them in charge. Oh well, they're out
supporting people. People are getting hurt and killed, So what
do it? Anyway, don't deport him. Then they're the ones

(01:06):
that are doing the hurting and the killing. In the
long run, this is going to help the country. I'm sorry.
If you don't like it, don't care. Oh your feelings
are hurt, don't care. People are also upset because Yay
is coming to Caesar super Dome. Yay, Wait what Caesar Superdome? Yeah?
Yay oh yeazy Yeah. Kanye Is announced a one night

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only show at Caesar's Superdome next month, making his first
New Orleans performance in over a decade. Well, yeah, yeah,
are we giving away tickets? No? I think people are
mad because of the Jew thing. He's a Jew now no,
he said he no, he doesn't like the Jews. Oh
and you're supposed to so so they're mad that he's

(01:51):
doing a concert. How did Caesar feel about the Jews?
It's a great question. He's going to be in his
in his Superdome. Well, it was a touch he's subject.
Back in the day, it was I I'm that mistake,
and these Romans weren't all friendly with the Jews, but
they really didn't like Jesus. The hell is up with that?
I know? Well, they thought he was a little maudy. Yeah.

(02:12):
And by the way, when Jesus came along, they were
still clinging to their mythological gods. Any of the pagan romans. Yeah,
you know, they used to give up prayers to Neptune
when they had to get on a boat, you know,
that sort of thing. And Mars. Don't forget the god
of war naturally, you know, they loved him. Yeah, and

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I think that stuff's that great. Well, they did at
the time. Carmen Electra's back. She is fifty four years old.
She is modeling in Playboy. How she looking for a
fifty four year old? Amazing, it's been thirty years since
the last time she did a spread. Yeah, I'm sorry,
that's what they call it. She's playing advice columnists too.

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She's helping dudes convince their wives to have threesomes. She's
embracing the Buddha belly. She's weighing in on microfallis stigma
what Yeah, you heard me? You have that classic Playboy,
part magazine, part therapy session with cleavage. Electra says, reinvent yourself,
change your name if you want you know she did legally.
I don't think Carmen was her real name. Okay, yeah,

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she changed your looks too. I bet she's changed him again. Huh.
Prince apparently took her advice. He changed his name, yeah,
to not a name. Actually he gave her the advice.
I think. Didn't she work for him? Yeah? I think so.
The ninety sex symbol who went from dancer to Baywatch
lifeguard to pop culture icon is proving some icons don't fade.
She just upgraded the leather. So good for her, all right. Anyway,

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she's slaying at fifty four, does look pretty amazing, and
she's giving dating advice. Twice divorced, she was married to
Rodman and Dave Navarro of what was a Jane's addiction
in the Red Hat Chili Peppers. Which one of those
you think worked out better for her? One of them
lives around here? Yeah, and it's not Dave Navarro. Have
you guys ran into Dennis Rodman here in the neighborhood. Oh,

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it's been a while since I've seeing the worm out
and about. He's got his girlfriend's face tattooed on his face.
It's a weird look, I bet it is. I'm not
saying they're doing drugs together, but something weird's going on.
I'm assuming he still has the four or five you know,
piercings in his ears. He's got a lot of rams. Yeah,
it looks like a if you just yanked on part
of his ear, it looks like it would tear at

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the perforation, you know, just like you're opening a zip
block or something. Yeah. Well, Carmen says she's looking for
a new guy, and apparently she's if you're single and
you're she's interested, and she does seem to be open
to all all combos. As they say, Rodman and navar
Row sure widely different looking people, so it looks like

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we all got a shot, all right. I hate to
bring it up, but besides the fact that one of
them is black and the other's white, they're actually not
thatad different. But that is a huge difference though, if
you will compare side by side, well, they both have
lots the tattoos and they cross dress. So if there
actually does have a type, it's just not a race thing.
Yeah it is. Yeah. Uh. Speaking of cross dressing, a

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Washington teen wrestler named Callie Keeler and her mom had
pointed out that the sport they're involved in, it's a
little unfair, right now, Okay, you already know where this
is going. Well, Title nine lawsuit, She says a biological
male trans athlete sexually assaulted her during a girl's match.
That didn't happen. Well, she were told constantly over and

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over there'd be no problems with this, and that would
have been a problem. So obviously it didn't happen. She
must just be making it up. It happened back in
February during about for third place. She had no idea
the opponent was male until afterwards. Coaches supposedly didn't know
either or didn't care enough to warn anyone. So you say,
in the male in the in the female sports was

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in the third place match. Yeah, I know. So there's
two women at least in this competition, and that out
wrestled a boy. It is possible he took a dive
because if he came in first, to be a little
too obvious. But anyway, back to Kelly, she claims the
tranny oil checked. Anybody want to oh my yeah, with

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a dipstick so to speak. Yeah. Lawsuit hitting the Washington
Interscholastick Activities association, the school district did it just slipped
and state officials it just well, you know, it's the defense.
The mom says officials gave lip service and then ghosted
them when they complained. The peers are turning on Kelly now,

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blaming her for the coaches getting questioned. They're saying it's transphobia. Oh,
a guy stuck his fingers where they weren't supposed to be.
You're mad at her about it, and he didn't even
get permission. I know, M disgusting. It is, this is
it's it, guys. It's got to stop this thing where
dudes could be wrestling. Now. I'm totally in a appropriate

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If I was dude, if this was my daughter, i'd
be yeah, i'd tell me about it. I'd be in jail.
There's no way I could react to that rational You've
got to be smart enough not to get caught. Ken'ty,
don't just fly off the handle usual brain, think about it,
make a plan, and don't write the plan out on paper,
you know, because then the cops will look at that.
That boy that it's tips them right off, even the

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slowest detective on the forces going and figure it out. Now,
women should not have to compete against men in a
wrestling match. But and here's where it gets a real tricky,
there's a lot of women out there that don't want
to have to work for a female employer. Okay, yeah,
here's comedian Arian Wexler to explain why.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Here's a secret that everyone knows, but no one's allowed
to talk about. Working for a female boss sucks, especially
if you're a girl. Everyone always talks about the patriarchy
keeping them down. Smash the patriarchy. The patriarchy is the
only thing that has ever promoted me. Ask any girl
you're just having a casual conversation and she's not being
a feminazie if she would rather work for a male
or a female, and she will tell you.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
And why.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Because women are jealous, women are moody, women are insecure,
and for some reason, they take all of that out
on the women working for them. Because women are mean
to each other. We are our own worst enemies. And maybe,
just maybe it's because women aren't meant to spend their
child bearing years in a corporate workplace. But we're not
allowed to say that.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Walton and Johnson at all. I want to get a
dog named Ron. I know isn't that the best name
for a dog? Ever? We met a Ron? Oh god,
it was so many years ago. Now he's he's probably
really an old dog. At this point, I've got a
dog named Milton. Milton needs a friend named Ron. Ron
and Milton just two old Jews hanging out on the couch,

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watching the news, eating cashews, complaining about the economy. That's
what I want. Why cashews? I'm curious all not the almonds.
I think I thought walnuts would have been a choice.
You know, I don't know. Can dogs eat walnuts? I
don't know. Can they eat cashews if they're not salted?
I think they can have a few, they can have

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a couple. They can eat blueberries. But why would you
want them if they wasn't salted? Man? Because in the
first play, well the dog, It's not for me, it's
for the dog. Milton loves blueberries. He's always eating blueberries.
A blueberry boy. Yeah, he really enjoys them. When I
come home and I see Milton sitting there, like, how
did you get the fridge open? Yeah? Good? Why are
you eating so much cheese? Anyway? Anyway, it clogs him up.

(09:29):
That's what I worry. I'll do it yesterday. I didn't
know all the details about this story. I was already
saddened by the fact that a boat overturned out in
the bay near Alcatraz Island yesterday. Yeah, they say people
were stuck in the cabin and there was one confirmed
it three missing. And now, as it turns out, the

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reason they were out there on that boat in the
first place, it was a family spreading ashes. Oh geez,
I mean it's just worse than ever. Now. Wow, that
really sad. That really bums me up. Oh no, they
got to go back out there and do it all again.
For the ones that didn't make it, didn't like that
story at all. I'm not sure i'd repeat that activity.

(10:14):
So they died at a funeral kind of you know,
it's not good. It's a real bummers. That's why I'm
going to get that out of the way before we
start celebrating celebrity birthdays and in this day in history
and all the other wonderful stuff that we still have
coming up, and a repeat of that big announcement from

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two hours ago. I'd really like to fix the website
first before we talk about it again. Well, I don't
have the ability to somebody else has to do it,
and that person doesn't get out of bed oh until
they cracked night. We have a comedy show on Sunday,
September six. The website says it's Saturday, September fifth. It's
to raise money for disabled military veterans. It's called Operation

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com Therapy. We do it every year. Last year was
the biggest one we ever did. This year is gonna
be even bigger. But I think the rule is if
it's on the Internet, that must be true. I know
that's the problem. Whatever craziness you're saying, you disagreeing with
an Internet. You can't be disagreeing with the Internet, can't it.
I organize the show, I know when it's happening, and

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we're gonna have more comedians than we've ever had before.
It's on a Sunday evening, Labor Day weekend, which means
we had a lot of comics that were going to
be available on a Sunday night who wouldn't normally be
available because on Friday and Saturday they're out touring around
comedy clubs. They're making their own money, and in this
way they're showing up gratis Yeah for a good charity.

(11:43):
They're working pro bono. Oh yeah, I didn't know. I
thought they were amateur bonos. Yeah, either way, So you
want to be there. It's going to be a lot
of fun. Every year, it's a blast. It is not
politically correct. It is very raunchy, it is very mature
for good calls. Really, it's the call. There will be language.
Last year. We had a lot of special surprise guests

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last year. Chad Prather was there obviously, and as you know,
we've been touring around with Alex Stein and a lot
of other people lately, so that the lineup is going
to be great. It's some of the acts we can't
publicly mention because it's a surprise. Sure, just a little
mystery about it. I just know it's going to be
really cool. If you come on out and we're working

(12:24):
on I go ahead, let one of the secrets that
we're working on, getting RFK Junior to come. Yeah, and
maybe do a reading of parts of Biden's new book. Yes, sir,
that is going to be huge. That sounds terrible. Yeah,
we'll do that at the end. Speaking of speaking of tragedies,
you wouldn't want to be part of. There was a
shooting yesterday at the Kroger in Cyprus. That's a suburb

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of Houston. That's a grocery store, if you didn't know,
and more than one person got shot. Both victims were
critically injured, one transported by hospital helicopter, I mean to
the hospital, which pretty sure the somebody in there must
have known. I mean, it's possible, Yeah, somebody could just
start shooting randomly, but it sounds like somebody in the

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store saw somebody else in the store they didn't like. Yeah,
I think they might have known them. I'm skeptical as
well that this was just a random thing. But a
grocery store shouldn't be a combat zone, you know. Oh
you should put that on a T shirt. I know,
I know. Or maybe just a big sign on the
front door of the grocery store. That'd probably be more helpful.
Please don't shoot people while they're purchasing diarrhea lettuce. Yeah,

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probably just didn't occur to some people that they shouldn't
do that. Yeah, it's the least you could do. Knock
it off, all right, Meta changing the leaving, the time,
change the way it is, we'll probably help with that
grocery store situation. So let's do it? Why Billy, d Oh,
it didn't matter? Why, No, it doesn't matter? Why? Okay?
Former employees of Meta Facebook are suing the tech giant.

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They say the company used AI to identify and layoff
workers who were on protected medical or family leave. Ooh,
that sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen. Meta's algorithm
would flag people on FMLA, maternity leave or other protected
time and then fire them. They say it wasn't because
you were off work for your baby or your sick

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aunt or whatever. It's because your performance was so bad.
But people noticed that everybody that got fired also fit
in a second category. Yeah, the plant to say this
is straight up retaliation and discrimination, punishing people for using
legally protected leave. And I don't know if it's true
or not, but one thing is for sure. Your boss,

(14:36):
now that we're way past the pandemic, he doesn't like
all the work from home people. Go back to work. Yeah,
quit working from home, you lazy bastard. Put your clothes
on and go. Yeah, be responsible. Josh says that boat
accident thing is probably a much deeper story than we're
giving it credit for. Out there in Alcatraz. Why he said,

(14:58):
do we know, the race of the victor the boat
and or the race of the captain who was driving
the boat, because, as you know, nobody drowns anymore without
it being racist. Mmmmm, well we did learn that the
hard way in Mississippi. Okay, So they say there's not
enough black people working as a boat captain, and so

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now they want to get more black boat captains. They
want to force more black people onto boats, right. I
think forcing black people onto boats is how we got
in this trouble in the first place. That doesn't sound
like a good idea neither. We don't seem to learn
from our paths. We're trying, I know, we keep pointing
things out and people keep ignoring us. Nobody ever listens. Huh.

(15:41):
It's a frustrating. A lot of people are listening, they
don't do anything with the information that we give them
for free. I think they hear us, But are they listen?
Good question? How many times did your parents ask you that?
I think about ten percent of them are listening. I
think the other ninety percent just hear us. But hopefully
they listen to our advertisers because that's how we make money.

(16:03):
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