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Speaker 1 (00:02):
All right, I don't want to talk about mom Donny
all morning.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I was just gonna ask you, are we just gonna
keep talking about New York all day? There's a lot
of other stuff going on in the world. Good morning,
Happy day before Friday, Happy beaver moon. As we say goodbye,
it's gonna start, you know, deteriorating, gonna start getting smaller.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Now it's not a happy beaver moon. It's a bit waning.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
It's been a flipping nightmare for me ever since this
damn beaver moon started.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
It's been fabulous. What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
By the last twenty four hours of my life have
been complete hell. Everywhere I've gone there's been anvil's falling
on my head and quick say it. In the street
there's a there's a road runner getting chased by a
coyote shooting a gun and then a flag pops out.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
It says, acme on it. Pretty cool. Huh No, it's
been hellan Yeah, it's been hell.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
And everywhere I go, Billy and I keep seeing those
new oreos turkey gravy and cream corn.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
You had to bring that up, didn't you.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
You just said your day was ruined, so you wanted
to ruin everybody's day by bringing up stupid oreos.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Why what what did I do to your oreos? You're
trying to California oreo and I don't appreciate. I'm sorry, Bill,
yet I did not mean to California.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Your area trying to California my Texas. Now they're trying
to Californium oreos and I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Care for it.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
You don't really notice this the lunar effect on people. Oh,
people that work in nursing homes explain, Uh, well, apparently,
you know, the nursing home crowd is generally pretty tame,
but they said something happens around a full moon. Even
you know, there's not just kids on a school bus.
Even the elderly, who are generally quite calm at their age,
(01:34):
get a little worked up, and you know, not to
the point where they can't be handled. I'm sure, because
they're frail for the most part. But you know, it happens.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
They do seem kind of frail, don't you know. I
will do a little Hollywood news early because there's an
interesting point to be made here. The October box office
numbers hit a record low for all these movies they
released that nobody asked for.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
They can't make it.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Excuses and blaming it on streaming service is or people
watch TV at home now the pandemic.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
That's all bs. We've had big hit movies since.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
The pandemic came and went, and since the streaming services
came and went. But what we have right now is garbage, right,
So not counting the pandemic here at twenty twenty, the
October twenty twenty five box office earned just four hundred
and twenty five million.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Low.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
It sounds like a lot if you don't understand how
this works. That's the worst October since nineteen ninety seven,
except it's actually much worse than that.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Look at how the real math maths. In nineteen ninety eight, the.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
October box office gross four hundred and fifty five million.
In October ninety seven, the gross was three hundred and
eighty five million. Okay, those ninety seven and ninety eight
grosses do not account for inflation. This means we're now
looking at an apples to apples comparison compared to how
much more money things cost now compared to back then.
(02:51):
The fact that the numbers are this low right now
means they're really low.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Compared to back then.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
So here's all the stuff that just came out that
sucked on new movie had a cool soundtrack. Nobody saw
the movie Springsteen. Did you even know there was a
Springsteen movie? I did, but I don't want to see it.
Kiss of the Spider Woman flop after the Hunt flop,
Roofman flop, Chainsaw Man flop.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Never heard any of this. I saw Black Phone too
on Halloween.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
It was a modest success just because it was a
scary movie that was out.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Black Phone.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
These kids are at a it's a summer camp, but
it's not a summer camp, it's a winter camp. Like
who would go to winter camp and there's a phone
there and it's haunted by a boogeyman. Well, of course
it is. It's an old payphone and it's scary. Ooh no, Anyway,
that's the movie. Sounds like it sucks. It was kind
of fun on Halloween with everybody wearing costumes and they
(03:43):
had like a beetlejuice decorations at the outdoor movie theater
where I went. But if it wasn't for that, I
wouldn't have watched that garbage. It was garbage. Why would
you watch garbage? Speaking of fun.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
On Halloween, a friend of mine was telling me about
their neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
She said, Dune. And I wasn't there.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I was at my own house in the in the
on the front porch area, you know, taking care of
any little children that might wander by. But she said
they lived a little further out, not right in the
heart of the city, and so they have less rules.
And so they set up their lawn chairs out in
the driveway, brought out one of those little fire pits,
had a cozy little fire going, and a charcuterie board
(04:24):
on a coffee table outside. Well, the chakuderie was for
the adults, obviously, while the kids were coming by.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I thought it was called charcuci Yeah that too.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
So while they're enjoying their their wine and their charcuterie
and watching the kiddos come by, said this older guy
who was like their age, older as in not a
not a child trick or treating. Uh huh, he came
by and he was he was dressed like it was
trying to make a costume, but he really didn't make
that much of an effort. And so you know, they
saw him wonder over and they're like, oh, because these
(04:54):
are girls, and they're like, oh, this guy's gonna want to,
you know, talk to us and stuff. And he came
over talked to him for a while. He lived down
the street. They didn't really know who he was, and
so they said, hey, while you're here, you know, annoying us. Basically,
they were trying to if they couldn't get him to
wander off, now, well, okay, we'll get tend here.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Thanks coming by.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
And he just stood there for a while and they're like,
did you want to shot a fireball? Because they had
shots for the older tricker cheaters, you know, the adults,
and so he's like, yeah, sure, and so they gave
him a big shot of fireball and he stood there
and drank it for a while and then he kind
of wandered off, and a few minutes later, oh god,
another neighbor came over and he asked him about, uh,
(05:37):
the guy that was just there. Let's let's say his
name was.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Dave, is it? I thought Dave was just over here
visit with you guys.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
And they're like, yeah, yeah, he came over, and you know,
they just wanted to hang out for a little while.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
And then he said, did y'all give Dave alcohol.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
They're like, well, yeah, I mean he's old enough to drink,
so you just had a shot of fireball and the
guy goes, you know, Dave's retarded, right.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
They did not know. They thought his costume was like,
you know, for Halloween.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
That's just how he looked, and they didn't know he
was red and they gave him fire ball.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Can well, hang on, I'm gonna ask the question here
that I think everybody's asking in their head.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
They didn't know? Can oh? I mean it's not a crime.
It wasn't like the cops came or anything.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
But still, you know, I mean they can right like
they I mean, it's not that it's a crime, but
like should they that? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
And shouldn't you have known? Here's the thing about that.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
If I had to choose between getting drunk with my
regular friends and getting drunk with a guy with Down syndrome,
I'd probably rather get drunk with a guy with Down syndrome.
I bet he's nicer, probably, you know, if they're adults
with the capacity no medical constraints, right, sure, let's go
with that. But you know, maybe on the other hand,
they just need to be told to slow down once
you know it'd be cool about getting drunk with a
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guy with down center. Well, I bet after you get
really wasted, he make you a really good grilled cheese.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I bet they could.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Yeah, yeah, dude, they're so good at grilled cheese. I
don't know what it is the Beth. Do you never
have a down syndrome? Guy make you grilled cheese? No, See,
you don't hang out with the right people. Dude, really
don't know. I'm telling you down syndrome. Grilled cheese is
where it's at.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Okay, now, maybe even thinking maybe you're gonna have to
go to prison as why what did I do wrong?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I know it's just your attitude.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I acknowledge the fact that they've perfected the art. You
haven't spent as much time getting it right as they have.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
And you refuse to save a man's life during a
car wreck that happened right in front of you. I'm
pretty sure there's some kind of good Samaritan rule that
you violated.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I think listen, if I had gotten out of my
car and then guns that's starting to blazon. I never
would have got to eat that grilled cheese. You're not
thinking clearly right now, dude. You got the plan ahead,
exactly right.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
What are you real cheese waiting for you at the house,
and some guy made it who's really good at making them,
So move on.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
We're gonna eat grilled cheese and we're gonna watch America
Gladiators And you want me to die in a hail
of bullets.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I don't. Yeah, you sound like a jerk, mister Kenneth.
Why didn't you go to your trunk and get your
weapons out and just join them? Yeah? Exactly, Oh you're
talking to me. Yeah, well no, hetln oh.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Because I generally don't want to get involved in a
gunfight with two strangers who are already gonna die in
or get arrested.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I don't feel like i'd contribute anything. That's the difference
between me and you.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Plus, I wouldn't have got that really cool video that
I posted to my Twitter account yesterday.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
You would have been able to post it if they
had shot you.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
I drive home, I send the link to a friend
who's in law enforcem and he's like, oh, yeah, the
person in the passenger seats dead. I mean I didn't
know that till twenty minutes later. There's not anything I
could do about it. But I'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
As I was sitting there and I was thinking about
how I just saw a guy die.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I couldn't actually see him die. I mean, I mean
took a different flight, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
But I was there.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
You know, if somebody died, if somebody was in a
building and that building went up in flames and you
knew they were in there, you watched the guy die exactly,
you saw the car rick.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
And even though it bothered me, you see that airplane.
I was sitting there and I was just at people.
I know, But mister, did you get over that?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Actually is they like twelve people now that are dead
and twelve more missing, which I got to think, if
you're missing after a huge fireball of an explosion like
that ups blained, I gotta think you're probably not coming back.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
No, that's hell, You're right. And it affected my sleep
and it really bothered me, and I woke up still
thinking about it. And if it wasn't for that grilled cheese,
I would have been really bummed out.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Can you eat your sandwich? Thank you?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Whole place sucks.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Let's right, it sucks.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Walton and Johnson a new segment we're about to try out. Uh,
Huey Lewis and the fake news.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Is he coming in on the show? No, we're gonna huie. No,
you'll see when we do it. No, I wonder if
he'll remember us. No, he's not gonna be here.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
You guys, Oh, we're gonna I thought you said he was. No,
it's just an idea we had. We're gonna play Huey
Lewis's news and read fake headlines. It's going to be brilliant.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Uh, and not the news.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Yeah, fake headlines you know, like you know, like you know,
like the Babylon b It'll be hilarious.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Like communists, winds Mayor and of New York City.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
But first, no, that was actually real. Yeah, actually happened. Yeah,
that actually happened. But first, let's talk about one of
the funniest books ever written.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Kamala's One hundred and seven Days or whatever.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
It's called pretty funny but not funny enough. No, this
is the best selling book of all time. I want
to talk about readers digest the Bible Billy had. Oh, yeah,
that book.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
There's actually some pretty funny stuff in that book.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
If you go looking for it, how do you figure, well,
before we get to that, this report is probably brought
to you by Oh, yes.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
The report brought to you by Drougo's restaurant. I'm glad
you asked. Are they doing breakfast and metay this morning?
H yes, they are not.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
They're gearing up now that a message from Pete. And
Pete doesn't say where he lives, but it is an
eight one five area code, so I think you might
be familiar with that area.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Eight one five would be the distant suburbs of Chicago's
kind of the country out there, like the North North
North suburbs.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
He said.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Finally did it made it to Dragos in Baton Rouge
last week. Apparently came for like a wedding or something
that doesn't live there, He said. I finally get to
scratch that off my bucket list, and we're going to
hit another location when I'm back for my daughter's retirement party.
But anyway, had the char boiled oysters and a crab
(11:21):
salad and the best old fashion I've ever had.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
It was fantastic.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
See, we're not just telling people about Dragos that live
in a town where there is a Dragos to go
and eat, but people that travel from distant lands to
come and enjoy the bounty of Dragos restaurants and royal
to oysters.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Well, well, while Dragos is all over the area surrounding
New Orleans, obviously, you know, places like Lake Charles Jackson, Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
And what a lot of people don't realize is you
go on.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Vacation in New Orleans to eat at the restaurants, and
you're eating at this restaurant because you're a tourist. Has
now where the locals go, local go to Dragos. That's
the point of that. All right, everybody, you may or
may not be aware of this, but Jesus Christ died
for your sins.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Really, you know Jesus, I've heard of him. Of Nazareth,
yea good guy Jesus. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Wait is he supposed to put the age? I can't
remember if the h is anyway, I'm not sure. Yeah,
moving past it.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
There's a story in the Bible that we often tell
right around Easter time. And it's not get the respecting
credit that it deserves. It's it's obviously we all know
the story of Jesus dying on Good Friday and coming
back on Eastern We're all aware of that, right.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
And that's the funny part. No, are you getting to
the funny part? He said, it was funny, and I
don't know. Jesus dying on the cross sound like pretty painful. Okay,
that is sucking with a sword and put a bunch
of crowns and thorns on his head and stuff. Well,
since you brought it up, mister, Oh, that's a very
important story. I mean, that's all about grace and redemption
and God dying so you could live. But no, well,
(13:00):
that's not the funny part. The funny part was the
foot race that happened as all that was taking place.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I don't remember reading about that. It's in the Book
of John.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Every Eastern the Gospel reading has what I consider to
be the funniest Bible quote. Jesus has risen and Peter
and some folks come to his tomb and see that
the stones and roll away, and they're like, some shit
went down, right, So they run to it, and it's
from John and it just goes. Peter and the other
disciple went out and came to the tomb. They both ran,
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but the other disciple ran faster than Peter and arrived
with the tomb first. All right, I don't know why
you had to include that.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Peter, he had his ass beat.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
But all right, except why the other disciple is John,
the gospel author. So it's not just him writing that
Peter lost a race to a random guy. He's saying,
Peter lost that race to me. He smoked his ass,
and I want everyone to know about it. Even funnier too,
when you consider that the Gospels are divinely inspired, which
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is basically John saying like, look, man, I don't want
to write that, but.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
God told me I had to, so it's in there.
Peter pete. I'm sorry, dude, you're slow. That's why we
call you the Rock. You're slow, dude, I pete your ass.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
And all the while, John's preferred to himself in the
Gospel as the disciple of whom Jesus loved.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
John, Chill, dude, we get it.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Jesus liked you more than everyone else.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Crack down.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Pride is the worst of all sins. John, Jesus's bragging hilarious.
It is pretty funny, mister.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
You know, you gotta admit that a lot of people
don't realize there's a little jokes sprinkled into the Bible,
and you know, you got to be pretty clever to
find them.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
But they're in there.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Basically, that was the way they They won't want to
be obvious about it, but they're basically telling you the
leader of the pack, the fastest one in the pact,
must have been a brother.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Yeah. It also kind of makes me wonder if Paul
was a chubby guy, you know, well yeah, or just
white or Peter Peter, I mean, not Paul, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
But John, John was a brother.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
John could sprint, dude, I mean, he took all absolutely.
Who is that guy that uh embarrassed Hitler? You remember
that Jesse Jesse Owen?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
John was like the Jesse Owens the Disciples, if you
think he was, he was like there or Balt What
was Balt?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
What was his name?
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Who's saying Balt? Yeah, that's insane exactly or what remember there?
When there a white lightning? They had a new guy
who was like the white version of us about a
Boumont or something. As high school kid, he was supposed
to just turn into something fantastic. We never heard about
him since I guess because he was white.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Or because he's in Bamont, he probably started smoking maths.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah, probably went into one of them trailers all not
go into the next thing, you know, but might have
got blowed up.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
I'm sure someone will get offended that we said that
and email us a long email about what happened to him.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
What about Bob Hayes, Bullet Bob the Bullet Hayes of
the Dallas Cowboys?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
He was he was pretty fast. Is that the guy
that did the sausages? And no, no, I think you've
read until about Earl Earl Campbell. No, no, Bob Evans.
That's who that was.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Bob Evans. Yeah, Bob Evans down on the Dale. Evans
now Dale is Roy Rodgers wife. Roy Rodgers had a wife. Yeah,
they had someone married a cocktail. What would have been
the point of that?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
That is so weird, It is really strange. But what
were we talking about?
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Jesus. Jesus was a cool guy because he was funny.
All right, coming up, we're going to fight some communists
in a little bit. We're gonna have sports guys. This
is like the most exciting Thursday show we've done since
at least a week ago. Easy, Yeah, no doubt in
my mind about that.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
But and we get a lot of unexpected stuff you
just can't predict. Stick around for that. Oh you better
believe it.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
But real quick, Carry Lake has found your way back
into the news and it's Arizona fame exactly.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Carry Lake has pointed out that we're paying for Get
ready for me to say something weird. You're gonna think
I'm making it up like it's a book of mad libs.
Globalist Hungarian radio network doesn't sound like a real thing, No,
it is. The United States Agency for Global Media has
formerly transmitted a congressional notification to House appropriators advising that
the agency will terminate and cease funding to the Hungarian
(17:08):
language service at Radio Free Europe, which is something that
we taxpayers have been paying for. For some reason, we
the American taxpayers, have been funding a globalist talk radio
entity that can hurt only by Hungarian people, leaving a
lot of people to say, what.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
The And when Doge found all them billions and billions
of waste? Did they do anything about any of it?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
It wasn't enough.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Unfortunately. I think you guys wonder, if not for Doge,
how bad would the deficit be?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Right now?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Mister Elon pointed a bunch of stuff out Did they
do anything about it? Have they stopped wasting that money?
Or did he just point it out and we all went, oh,
well that's silly. Why are we doing that and yet
we keep doing it. No, no, they did something. They
led a bunch of teslas on fire.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Remember, yeah, yeah, take a break, it'll keep you from
burning out. Wal didn't, duns and
All right, I don't want to talk about mom Donny
all morning.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I was just gonna ask you, are we just gonna
keep talking about New York all day? There's a lot
of other stuff going on in the world. Good morning,
Happy day before Friday, Happy beaver moon. As we say goodbye,
it's gonna start, you know, deteriorating, gonna start getting smaller.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Now it's not a happy beaver moon. It's a bit waning.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
It's been a flipping nightmare for me ever since this
damn beaver moon started.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
It's been fabulous. What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
By the last twenty four hours of my life have
been complete hell. Everywhere I've gone there's been anvil's falling
on my head and quick say it. In the street
there's a there's a road runner getting chased by a
coyote shooting a gun and then a flag pops out.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
It says, acme on it. Pretty cool. Huh No, it's
been hellan Yeah, it's been hell.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
And everywhere I go, Billy and I keep seeing those
new oreos turkey gravy and cream corn.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
You had to bring that up, didn't you.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
You just said your day was ruined, so you wanted
to ruin everybody's day by bringing up stupid oreos.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Why what what did I do to your oreos? You're
trying to California oreo and I don't appreciate. I'm sorry, Bill,
yet I did not mean to California.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Your area trying to California my Texas. Now they're trying
to Californium oreos and I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Care for it.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
You don't really notice this the lunar effect on people. Oh,
people that work in nursing homes explain, Uh, well, apparently,
you know, the nursing home crowd is generally pretty tame,
but they said something happens around a full moon. Even
you know, there's not just kids on a school bus.
Even the elderly, who are generally quite calm at their age,
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get a little worked up, and you know, not to
the point where they can't be handled. I'm sure, because
they're frail for the most part. But you know, it happens.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
They do seem kind of frail, don't you know. I
will do a little Hollywood news early because there's an
interesting point to be made here. The October box office
numbers hit a record low for all these movies they
released that nobody asked for.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
They can't make it.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Excuses and blaming it on streaming service is or people
watch TV at home now the pandemic.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
That's all bs. We've had big hit movies since.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
The pandemic came and went, and since the streaming services
came and went. But what we have right now is garbage, right,
So not counting the pandemic here at twenty twenty, the
October twenty twenty five box office earned just four hundred
and twenty five million.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Low.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
It sounds like a lot if you don't understand how
this works. That's the worst October since nineteen ninety seven,
except it's actually much worse than that.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Look at how the real math maths. In nineteen ninety eight, the.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
October box office gross four hundred and fifty five million.
In October ninety seven, the gross was three hundred and
eighty five million. Okay, those ninety seven and ninety eight
grosses do not account for inflation. This means we're now
looking at an apples to apples comparison compared to how
much more money things cost now compared to back then.
(02:51):
The fact that the numbers are this low right now
means they're really low.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Compared to back then.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
So here's all the stuff that just came out that
sucked on new movie had a cool soundtrack. Nobody saw
the movie Springsteen. Did you even know there was a
Springsteen movie? I did, but I don't want to see it.
Kiss of the Spider Woman flop after the Hunt flop,
Roofman flop, Chainsaw Man flop.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Never heard any of this. I saw Black Phone too
on Halloween.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
It was a modest success just because it was a
scary movie that was out.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Black Phone.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
These kids are at a it's a summer camp, but
it's not a summer camp, it's a winter camp. Like
who would go to winter camp and there's a phone
there and it's haunted by a boogeyman. Well, of course
it is. It's an old payphone and it's scary. Ooh no, Anyway,
that's the movie. Sounds like it sucks. It was kind
of fun on Halloween with everybody wearing costumes and they
(03:43):
had like a beetlejuice decorations at the outdoor movie theater
where I went. But if it wasn't for that, I
wouldn't have watched that garbage. It was garbage. Why would
you watch garbage? Speaking of fun.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
On Halloween, a friend of mine was telling me about
their neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
She said, Dune. And I wasn't there.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I was at my own house in the in the
on the front porch area, you know, taking care of
any little children that might wander by. But she said
they lived a little further out, not right in the
heart of the city, and so they have less rules.
And so they set up their lawn chairs out in
the driveway, brought out one of those little fire pits,
had a cozy little fire going, and a charcuterie board
(04:24):
on a coffee table outside. Well, the chakuderie was for
the adults, obviously, while the kids were coming by.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I thought it was called charcuci Yeah that too.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
So while they're enjoying their their wine and their charcuterie
and watching the kiddos come by, said this older guy
who was like their age, older as in not a
not a child trick or treating. Uh huh, he came
by and he was he was dressed like it was
trying to make a costume, but he really didn't make
that much of an effort. And so you know, they
saw him wonder over and they're like, oh, because these
(04:54):
are girls, and they're like, oh, this guy's gonna want to,
you know, talk to us and stuff. And he came
over talked to him for a while. He lived down
the street. They didn't really know who he was, and
so they said, hey, while you're here, you know, annoying us. Basically,
they were trying to if they couldn't get him to
wander off, now, well, okay, we'll get tend here.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Thanks coming by.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
And he just stood there for a while and they're like,
did you want to shot a fireball? Because they had
shots for the older tricker cheaters, you know, the adults,
and so he's like, yeah, sure, and so they gave
him a big shot of fireball and he stood there
and drank it for a while and then he kind
of wandered off, and a few minutes later, oh god,
another neighbor came over and he asked him about, uh,
(05:37):
the guy that was just there. Let's let's say his
name was.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Dave, is it? I thought Dave was just over here
visit with you guys.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
And they're like, yeah, yeah, he came over, and you know,
they just wanted to hang out for a little while.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
And then he said, did y'all give Dave alcohol.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
They're like, well, yeah, I mean he's old enough to drink,
so you just had a shot of fireball and the
guy goes, you know, Dave's retarded, right.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
They did not know. They thought his costume was like,
you know, for Halloween.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
That's just how he looked, and they didn't know he
was red and they gave him fire ball.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Can well, hang on, I'm gonna ask the question here
that I think everybody's asking in their head.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
They didn't know? Can oh? I mean it's not a crime.
It wasn't like the cops came or anything.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
But still, you know, I mean they can right like
they I mean, it's not that it's a crime, but
like should they that? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
And shouldn't you have known? Here's the thing about that.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
If I had to choose between getting drunk with my
regular friends and getting drunk with a guy with Down syndrome,
I'd probably rather get drunk with a guy with Down syndrome.
I bet he's nicer, probably, you know, if they're adults
with the capacity no medical constraints, right, sure, let's go
with that. But you know, maybe on the other hand,
they just need to be told to slow down once
you know it'd be cool about getting drunk with a
(06:59):
guy with down center. Well, I bet after you get
really wasted, he make you a really good grilled cheese.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I bet they could.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Yeah, yeah, dude, they're so good at grilled cheese. I
don't know what it is the Beth. Do you never
have a down syndrome? Guy make you grilled cheese? No, See,
you don't hang out with the right people. Dude, really
don't know. I'm telling you down syndrome. Grilled cheese is
where it's at.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Okay, now, maybe even thinking maybe you're gonna have to
go to prison as why what did I do wrong?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I know it's just your attitude.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I acknowledge the fact that they've perfected the art. You
haven't spent as much time getting it right as they have.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
And you refuse to save a man's life during a
car wreck that happened right in front of you. I'm
pretty sure there's some kind of good Samaritan rule that
you violated.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I think listen, if I had gotten out of my
car and then guns that's starting to blazon. I never
would have got to eat that grilled cheese. You're not
thinking clearly right now, dude. You got the plan ahead,
exactly right.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
What are you real cheese waiting for you at the house,
and some guy made it who's really good at making them,
So move on.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
We're gonna eat grilled cheese and we're gonna watch America
Gladiators And you want me to die in a hail
of bullets.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I don't. Yeah, you sound like a jerk, mister Kenneth.
Why didn't you go to your trunk and get your
weapons out and just join them? Yeah? Exactly, Oh you're
talking to me. Yeah, well no, hetln oh.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Because I generally don't want to get involved in a
gunfight with two strangers who are already gonna die in
or get arrested.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I don't feel like i'd contribute anything. That's the difference
between me and you.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Plus, I wouldn't have got that really cool video that
I posted to my Twitter account yesterday.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
You would have been able to post it if they
had shot you.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
I drive home, I send the link to a friend
who's in law enforcem and he's like, oh, yeah, the
person in the passenger seats dead. I mean I didn't
know that till twenty minutes later. There's not anything I
could do about it. But I'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
As I was sitting there and I was thinking about
how I just saw a guy die.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I couldn't actually see him die. I mean, I mean
took a different flight, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
But I was there.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
You know, if somebody died, if somebody was in a
building and that building went up in flames and you
knew they were in there, you watched the guy die exactly,
you saw the car rick.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
And even though it bothered me, you see that airplane.
I was sitting there and I was just at people.
I know, But mister, did you get over that?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Actually is they like twelve people now that are dead
and twelve more missing, which I got to think, if
you're missing after a huge fireball of an explosion like
that ups blained, I gotta think you're probably not coming back.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
No, that's hell, You're right. And it affected my sleep
and it really bothered me, and I woke up still
thinking about it. And if it wasn't for that grilled cheese,
I would have been really bummed out.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Can you eat your sandwich? Thank you?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Whole place sucks.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Let's right, it sucks.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Walton and Johnson a new segment we're about to try out. Uh,
Huey Lewis and the fake news.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Is he coming in on the show? No, we're gonna huie. No,
you'll see when we do it. No, I wonder if
he'll remember us. No, he's not gonna be here.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
You guys, Oh, we're gonna I thought you said he was. No,
it's just an idea we had. We're gonna play Huey
Lewis's news and read fake headlines. It's going to be brilliant.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Uh, and not the news.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Yeah, fake headlines you know, like you know, like you know,
like the Babylon b It'll be hilarious.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Like communists, winds Mayor and of New York City.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
But first, no, that was actually real. Yeah, actually happened. Yeah,
that actually happened. But first, let's talk about one of
the funniest books ever written.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Kamala's One hundred and seven Days or whatever.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
It's called pretty funny but not funny enough. No, this
is the best selling book of all time. I want
to talk about readers digest the Bible Billy had. Oh, yeah,
that book.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
There's actually some pretty funny stuff in that book.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
If you go looking for it, how do you figure, well,
before we get to that, this report is probably brought
to you by Oh, yes.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
The report brought to you by Drougo's restaurant. I'm glad
you asked. Are they doing breakfast and metay this morning?
H yes, they are not.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
They're gearing up now that a message from Pete. And
Pete doesn't say where he lives, but it is an
eight one five area code, so I think you might
be familiar with that area.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Eight one five would be the distant suburbs of Chicago's
kind of the country out there, like the North North
North suburbs.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
He said.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Finally did it made it to Dragos in Baton Rouge
last week. Apparently came for like a wedding or something
that doesn't live there, He said. I finally get to
scratch that off my bucket list, and we're going to
hit another location when I'm back for my daughter's retirement party.
But anyway, had the char boiled oysters and a crab
(11:21):
salad and the best old fashion I've ever had.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
It was fantastic.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
See, we're not just telling people about Dragos that live
in a town where there is a Dragos to go
and eat, but people that travel from distant lands to
come and enjoy the bounty of Dragos restaurants and royal
to oysters.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Well, well, while Dragos is all over the area surrounding
New Orleans, obviously, you know, places like Lake Charles Jackson, Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
And what a lot of people don't realize is you
go on.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Vacation in New Orleans to eat at the restaurants, and
you're eating at this restaurant because you're a tourist. Has
now where the locals go, local go to Dragos. That's
the point of that. All right, everybody, you may or
may not be aware of this, but Jesus Christ died
for your sins.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Really, you know Jesus, I've heard of him. Of Nazareth,
yea good guy Jesus. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Wait is he supposed to put the age? I can't
remember if the h is anyway, I'm not sure. Yeah,
moving past it.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
There's a story in the Bible that we often tell
right around Easter time. And it's not get the respecting
credit that it deserves. It's it's obviously we all know
the story of Jesus dying on Good Friday and coming
back on Eastern We're all aware of that, right.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
And that's the funny part. No, are you getting to
the funny part? He said, it was funny, and I
don't know. Jesus dying on the cross sound like pretty painful. Okay,
that is sucking with a sword and put a bunch
of crowns and thorns on his head and stuff. Well,
since you brought it up, mister, Oh, that's a very
important story. I mean, that's all about grace and redemption
and God dying so you could live. But no, well,
(13:00):
that's not the funny part. The funny part was the
foot race that happened as all that was taking place.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I don't remember reading about that. It's in the Book
of John.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Every Eastern the Gospel reading has what I consider to
be the funniest Bible quote. Jesus has risen and Peter
and some folks come to his tomb and see that
the stones and roll away, and they're like, some shit
went down, right, So they run to it, and it's
from John and it just goes. Peter and the other
disciple went out and came to the tomb. They both ran,
(13:30):
but the other disciple ran faster than Peter and arrived
with the tomb first. All right, I don't know why
you had to include that.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Peter, he had his ass beat.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
But all right, except why the other disciple is John,
the gospel author. So it's not just him writing that
Peter lost a race to a random guy. He's saying,
Peter lost that race to me. He smoked his ass,
and I want everyone to know about it. Even funnier too,
when you consider that the Gospels are divinely inspired, which
(14:00):
is basically John saying like, look, man, I don't want
to write that, but.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
God told me I had to, so it's in there.
Peter pete. I'm sorry, dude, you're slow. That's why we
call you the Rock. You're slow, dude, I pete your ass.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
And all the while, John's preferred to himself in the
Gospel as the disciple of whom Jesus loved.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
John, Chill, dude, we get it.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Jesus liked you more than everyone else.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Crack down.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Pride is the worst of all sins. John, Jesus's bragging hilarious.
It is pretty funny, mister.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
You know, you gotta admit that a lot of people
don't realize there's a little jokes sprinkled into the Bible,
and you know, you got to be pretty clever to
find them.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
But they're in there.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Basically, that was the way they They won't want to
be obvious about it, but they're basically telling you the
leader of the pack, the fastest one in the pact,
must have been a brother.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Yeah. It also kind of makes me wonder if Paul
was a chubby guy, you know, well yeah, or just
white or Peter Peter, I mean, not Paul, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
But John, John was a brother.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
John could sprint, dude, I mean, he took all absolutely.
Who is that guy that uh embarrassed Hitler? You remember
that Jesse Jesse Owen?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
John was like the Jesse Owens the Disciples, if you
think he was, he was like there or Balt What
was Balt?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
What was his name?
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Who's saying Balt? Yeah, that's insane exactly or what remember there?
When there a white lightning? They had a new guy
who was like the white version of us about a
Boumont or something. As high school kid, he was supposed
to just turn into something fantastic. We never heard about
him since I guess because he was white.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Or because he's in Bamont, he probably started smoking maths.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah, probably went into one of them trailers all not
go into the next thing, you know, but might have
got blowed up.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
I'm sure someone will get offended that we said that
and email us a long email about what happened to him.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
What about Bob Hayes, Bullet Bob the Bullet Hayes of
the Dallas Cowboys?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
He was he was pretty fast. Is that the guy
that did the sausages? And no, no, I think you've
read until about Earl Earl Campbell. No, no, Bob Evans.
That's who that was.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Bob Evans. Yeah, Bob Evans down on the Dale. Evans
now Dale is Roy Rodgers wife. Roy Rodgers had a wife. Yeah,
they had someone married a cocktail. What would have been
the point of that?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
That is so weird, It is really strange. But what
were we talking about?
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Jesus. Jesus was a cool guy because he was funny.
All right, coming up, we're going to fight some communists
in a little bit. We're gonna have sports guys. This
is like the most exciting Thursday show we've done since
at least a week ago. Easy, Yeah, no doubt in
my mind about that.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
But and we get a lot of unexpected stuff you
just can't predict. Stick around for that. Oh you better
believe it.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
But real quick, Carry Lake has found your way back
into the news and it's Arizona fame exactly.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Carry Lake has pointed out that we're paying for Get
ready for me to say something weird. You're gonna think
I'm making it up like it's a book of mad libs.
Globalist Hungarian radio network doesn't sound like a real thing, No,
it is. The United States Agency for Global Media has
formerly transmitted a congressional notification to House appropriators advising that
the agency will terminate and cease funding to the Hungarian
(17:08):
language service at Radio Free Europe, which is something that
we taxpayers have been paying for. For some reason, we
the American taxpayers, have been funding a globalist talk radio
entity that can hurt only by Hungarian people, leaving a
lot of people to say, what.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
The And when Doge found all them billions and billions
of waste? Did they do anything about any of it?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
It wasn't enough.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Unfortunately. I think you guys wonder, if not for Doge,
how bad would the deficit be?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Right now?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Mister Elon pointed a bunch of stuff out Did they
do anything about it? Have they stopped wasting that money?
Or did he just point it out and we all went, oh,
well that's silly. Why are we doing that and yet
we keep doing it. No, no, they did something. They
led a bunch of teslas on fire.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Remember, yeah, yeah, take a break, it'll keep you from
burning out. Wal didn't, duns and
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