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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And the mucus out of the way so that we
can sell on the professional.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
I keep a ball full of mucus here at the
radio stations.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
I've always got enough. Is it yours or is that
a combination of other people's mixed in there?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
You ever wonder at the wine tasting if anyone ever
I try not to think about it, dives in there. No, no,
I know we're being gross, but it's nothing compared to
the cyclosporosis news stories today.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
It's easier to just say diarrhea lettuce. Yeah, you know,
it's more than just lettuce, produce, vegetables, berries, cyclospory acids.
I want to get it right, even though it won't
by August. No one will ever talk about it again.
They say it'll be done by then.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
But we're looking at a map right now, all the
places in the country where people have explosive diarrhea from
eating lettuce. And I can't help but notice there are
two states in the country where they just don't have
a problem with it.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
It just stands right. It's glaring on this map. Now.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
We probably don't have a ton of listeners in North Dakota,
maybe some because of oil. But I really got to
hand it to Mississippi. I think, I think I know
why they're not on the map.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Well, they're on the map for not having any of
that diarrhea, lettuce, not a single case of it. The
map gets darker the more cases you have, and North
Dakota and Mississippi are glaringly white listens and map color.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Oh yeah, no, I sure, okay, it's not a race thing.
I know everything is nowadays. No, Mississippi, we know why
you're not showing up on the map.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
It's because they don't even let us. I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
And I think it's great, good, bravo, good for you, Mississippi,
call you Magnolia State.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Probably don't need a lot of vegetables at all, so
we have to worry about the vegetable diarrhea.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
All right, kids, it's gonna be a big day. There's
a lot going on. Donald Trump's going to be on
TV tonight. He's got a big announcement to make.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
But I keep hearing from people that you have a
big announcement to make as well.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
We're gonna make a huge announcement today on the show.
Now I would be excited. It's gonna be really big, huge,
So big. It's coming up real soon, so stick around
for that.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
To tell you. I we'll announce it at seven am.
I think that's a good time. Why do I have
to wait?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
It's uh, it's a big deal to us. Maybe you
won't care, but it's important to us here at the show.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
We're starting to downplay it a little bit. Well, it's
important to a lot of you and me and other
people on the show.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
It's important to the people on the show. Yeah, and
to the people who had effects. Apparently it doesn't affect me.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
I've had a lot of people asking me if I'm
involved in this big decision, and no, Well they've asked
if you're quitting or retiring. Now, I don't know. That's
the thing that I seem like a quitter.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
I think there's just a group of people out there
that worry Steve that you don't want to do this anymore.
And I understand, I get it. I've been around me.
I understand sure. But you know, now that you mentioned it,
I'm out of here.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
You didn't think that was an option. Yeah, I had
no idea, But I'm gonna I'm gonna take a hike,
all right.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
I'm the menu this morning. There's a lot going on.
I wait, there's a menu. I'll stick around for the menu.
Iran's throwing another hissy fit. They're threatening to shut down
the Middle East oil like a toddler hiding the remote
TV control.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Trump's got the.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Blockade back on, and they're screaming death to everything, but
mostly America and the Jews.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
That's still the Jews and US, no particular order.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
We had a fun time this morning watching a Russian
soldier spin around like a rag doll because he didn't
know how to operate a Soviet era helicopter gun. Yeah, boy,
was that a helicopter gun? Or what? Argentina plays kickball.
That's a thing today that people care about. But back
here in America, where normal people live, Trump dropped ten
billion dollars in defense investments in Pennsylvania. We're talking ships, subs,

(03:38):
the kind that go underwater, not hogies jobs.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
It's going to be good.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Mike Lee has an interesting idea, the senator from Utah.
You know, back in the day, one way we were
able to take on England and foreign invaders was with
something called privateers. What if we did that on the internet,
you know, cyber attacks, that sort of thing. Okay, American
hackers raiding cartel's cyber criminals terrorists for profit.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
It's kind of a cool idea, right, I think the
other countries are already doing it to us. Yeah, so yeah,
we'd just be doing it back. Yeah, why aren't we
doing We don't like to do all that, you know,
tit for tat that back and forth. Let's be uh,
let's be bigger than that. What are you saying now?
I don't think we should be bigger. We should win
play dirty.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Pete hag Seth, you are Secretary of War is going
to launch testosterone screenings for people in the military. We'll
explain why and how it should be interesting. In an
interview yesterday, Vice President J. D. Vance revealed that Israeli
does not want this war with Iranda, and the israel
uh really seems to love the war.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
They want to keep it going.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
No one's shocked by that, but it is interesting to
hear the Vice President say it. O. Yeah, two hundred
and thirty eight criminal illegals nabbed in one day in
South Texas by ice Mark Wayne Mullen wanted to put
all this on pause. Trump said hell no. Back here
in Houston that the Ice shooting victim. I hate how
they use the word victims. As he was attacking an

(05:04):
ICE agent apparently had a bunch of meth in his car,
according to the FBI.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
All planted by the police. I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah, then interesting, Why would you go out and do
press conferences and try to play victim?

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Did the family not know or is it? Or is it?

Speaker 2 (05:21):
You know, it's what the reports claim. We didn't see
the math here at your favorite morning show, but that's
what the federal government's saying, right, And of course some
people are saying, now he's been framed.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Why would you frame a dead guy? What would be
the point?

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah, this dead guy, he's responsible for it. He may
be dead, but we're still going to make him do
two to five. Okay. New York City's Memorial Plaza has
an anti communist Polish priest statue and it is covered
in garbage right now. People, of course, people really hate it.
Speaking of statues in New York City, they might give

(05:55):
one to Charlie Kirk in Times Square and I'm sure
that is going to get destroyed as well.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Oh. Absolutely, that's got to go against everything they stand for.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
And Caitlin Clark has a new rival and critic Kareem
Abdul Jabbar.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Rival.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah, they're uh, they're feuding apparently, well not on the court,
but you know, okay, good, we'll explain why.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
You know, she's still getting beat up and knocked around
though by all the angry black players.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Right, okay, that's what the reports claim. But I'm going
to reveal a secret to you, Steve. I didn't watch
the game, and I'm not ever going to what And
I don't shocked. I know, liberals seem to think that
Republicans care about this, like you guys just love Sophie Cunningham.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
I know who she is. Is that the same thing, right?
Aware that someone exists makes you a big fan?

Speaker 2 (06:48):
And the Savannah Bananas last night did the gayest thing
on earth you could possibly do besides sleeping naked with
another man at the SB Awards. Oh boy, Yeah, but
then again, they're called the Savannah. It's really not that surprising,
is that part of the big announcement? No, it has
nothing to do No, this is just the news. Oh no,
our announcement. He's gonna, it's gonna it's gonna change the

(07:12):
way you feel about announcements.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
I bet it will. Yeah, yeah, day of the week
is it? Well, let's see, it's Thursday, right, it's a
regular Thursday, regular, regular, regular, Walton and Johnson Radio Network. Good.
We had to protect the criminals at all costs, make
sure they don't get the feelings hurt or anything else. Sure,
so they're just going with credit card only bail? Is
that how they do this? And you have to pay
him bitcoin? Oh that makes sense? Sure? Now.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Illinois Governor JB. Pritzker got a personal taste of his
own medicine when a ten time convicted felon on electronic
monitoring jumped his fence and got busted in the governor's
Chicago backyard. Okay, the reef pe defender, Dwayne Cortez Milton,
obviously a Jewish guy, was out pending a theft guilty

(07:59):
Pritzker's Safety Act. That's what it's called, no cash bail,
revolving door justice strikes again, this time.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Literally in his own yard. Literally. I hate when people
use the word literally and correctly, but that's what it is.
There's literally the correct way you go with literally. So
the idea is, now they'll arrest you if you do
a crime that they agree should be enforced. Then they
will gently lower you into the backseat of the plush squad.

(08:28):
Card must be a nice sand drive you safely to jail,
basically just long enough to let you go. Right, So
why arrest them and take them in in the first place?
What's the point of why even do it?

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Lighter sentences sanctuary policies end in cash bail if you're
a criminal.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Illinois is looking very appealing right now. Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Trump offered to help, remember the National Guard. Pritzker's response was, Nah,
we like criminals here. Yeah, in Chicago, we're friendly to criminals. Guys.
I don't understand this. Not supporting actual law and order.
They're bragging about reducing crime right now in the state
of Illinois.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
It's not because of this, and no, it's a it's
a well, we just don't call things crime anymore, and
so now nobody's doing it.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
I said, Wow, isn't that interesting? Crimes down in the
sanctuary cities. Yeah, because we stop letting illegal immigrants come
into the country while they don't count them as criminals.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
I mean, that's not crime. Well, no, you can't in
the stats, or the stats would be off the charts. Unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
The tragic Ice shooting in Houston, Texas and made everybody
really sad. Just got a little more interesting. Remember that
guy who we all said was a victim of Donald
Trump and the system and stuff. Turns out he had
a bunch of meth in his van. I saw that
like some kind of crime or something. Yeah, I think
it's a crime.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Oh yeah, that's one of those that they still enforced occasionally.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
I stopped the van thinking, you know is yeah, I'm
just gonna ask what's going on here?

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Who's in your car?

Speaker 2 (10:05):
And the guy just peels off, tries to hit an
agent with his car. There's a shooting, someone dies, So
the FBI shows up as everybody's having their candlelit vigils
for the quote unquote victim.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah, that's the criminal, the victim. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
And it turns out the car had a bunch of
meth in it, so they filed warrants faster than the
Minnesota governor could part in a pedophile.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
That's pretty quick. We'll get to that at a minute. Now.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
The van's getting the full CSI treatment because you're not
supposed to transport methanphetamines around.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Boy, we started the week off.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
This was guy was the biggest victim in the history
of victimhood. And now suddenly I don't think anybody's gonna
want to talk about it anymore.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah, probably not. Or they just hope that the people
that they're talking to never heard that news, because the
mainstream media doesn't voluntarily give up that sort of news
in their report. Yeah no, Kenny, you got to dig
around a little bit for that stuff.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Still, even though this does confirm all my biases, feels
good to know that we we were right again. That's nice,
but still not as much fun to read about as
the Canadian girl. Woman slapped a teenager on a boardwalk
in Jersey Shore. The teenager was wearing Maga pants. She
didn't like it.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
The Canadian Yeah, there's anything to do with Trump. Oh,
you know, the derangement syndrome. It's easily fired up.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Imagine if you will, Pankcared woman with a libray piercing
plays in a bad punk rock band comes down to America,
the United States from Canada to tell everyone how much
it sucks, but she wants to live here. Slaps a
teenager for the crime of being a Republican. Ice nabs her.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Good.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
I love it turns out illegal aliens can also be
white Canadian girls in punk bands.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Yes they can, and they should be sent back home.
And now they're deporting her back to Canadian mm hmm irony.
So you could spread it out a bagel, Steve, Let's
do that? Yeah, would you like a shmear of irony?
Who would I? That's a toasted bagel, right of course?
Maybe in everything bagel with all the stuff on it.
Whatever you want, buddy, this is a beautiful world. You

(12:14):
just have to get it at what's it called? What's
that place they go to called Tim Horton's or something
that beats me. I've never had it before.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Minnesota governor's pardoned Laotian illegal who raped a ten year
old girl, and then Trump still deported the guys. So
now the Minnesota governor is mad about it. He said,
did this make us safer?

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Yes? Uh so? He was like, I'm not a ten
year old girl, but I know one. You know, I
think she should be protected more so than that many.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
I think this will make our radio show more unpopular
with pedophiles when I say it out loud, But I
think detaining and deporting child rapists is a good thing.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
I know people are gonna.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Stop subscribing to the podcast now, eh, but I can't
help it. That's just our position here at your old
favorite morning show.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Sorry Petos, Sorry namble Is that still a thing? NAMBLA?

Speaker 2 (13:02):
I think it is and probably bigger than ever. Back
in the day, in the seventies, they had a civil
rights group to defend the rights of gay pedophiles. It
was called NAMBLA, and I found out about it years
later because of South Park.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Like most things, it was quite the education you got there.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, exactly if it still exists, if you're in NAMBLA.
And again, I risk losing listeners here for Steve and I,
but just know we don't want you to listen to
the show.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Sorry. Yeah, We're just gonna have to be that way.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah, it's Thursday, Thursday, Thursday, good day.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
You used to get a jump on the weekend and
start drinking. Now you drink. Walton and Johnson Radio Network
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