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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Thing I think right, visit and humility and yoga being humble. No,
I wouldn't know about it if you weren't bragging.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I only do yoga because I was told by a doctor,
I have to do it.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I didn't want to know you have to. I didn't
want to do yoga. I think the doctor maybe said
you should do it. You didn't. I don'tlike they give
you orders, like their the prison guard. Sorry, okay, but
that was pretty I didn't mean for that to be
on the radio. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I was about to talk, and then a belch came out.
I apologize. I felt we did.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I was just excited about how we got something right
this morning. It already happened. It came to fruition. We
never get anything right. How did that happen? Well, you
got to admit this was a very quick prediction. Early
this morning at six am, we told the radio listener,
you radio listener that Colin alrid, a former congressman from
the Dallas Fort Worth area, it was going to drop
(00:52):
out of the Texas Senate race. No, and announced without
him and announced that he was going to run for
Julie Johnson's congressional seat. Oh thank god, that just happened.
He beat Julie. No, he's gonna run for the seat.
He didn't beat her. Oh he's after her seat. I
got you, Billy Tter? How is this confusing to you?
I'm just repeating what you're saying. How is that confusing?
(01:14):
He dropped out of the Senate race and is running
for her seat. Yes, correct, Yes, thank you. Just have
a nice seat, bellyod bullet. It is a nice seat,
or he wouldn't want it. Yes, correct. We now take
you to Baltimore. Oh I don't want to go to Baltimore,
Well you have to go. You ever watched The Wire?
You ever see that show? It's kind of like the Sopranos,
(01:34):
but for black people. Yeah, but I watched it. I
liked it. It wasn't just there's white people in there.
You know, the main guy that was in the show
that started the show, he was a white guy. What's
the ket he was gonna screw up? Do that? One
guy's catchphrase? Real quick? Would you which one? You know?
The one you can't say on the No. Baltimore County
fire employees being investigated for allegedly self pleasuring in a
(01:56):
public space at multiple firehouses. Is that what Is that wrong?
Should he not have done that? Yeah, you're not supposed
to do that, right? Oh well, somebody should have mentioned it.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Here are a couple of councilmen, David Marx and Julian Jones,
on the allegation they found out about from firefighters and paramedics.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
They obviously are very concerned about their own public health
and safety. I've been on the council for fifteen years.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
This is probably the most disturbing series of allegations I've
ever heard.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I've never heard of anything like this, and I've dealt
with more personnel issues, more problems than you can imagine,
and nothing bizarre and as grotesque as this may.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I just point out here that if this guy had
worked at the Environmental Protection Agency while a Democrat was
in charge of the government, yea, history has taught us
he would have had a job for at least two
or three more years before they decided to let him go.
At least. Yeah. I just wonder if someday public masturbation
might be looked at in the same way years ago.
(02:57):
You know that some other unsafe things used to be
and then they just with time, everybody just kind of
let it happen. And it's okay. We're really pushing pedophilia
right now. That's our main thrust as a country. A
lot of people want to have you know, sex with
children and have it be okay. But the public masturbation
(03:19):
things probably coming right along behind it. They're all right,
expression I.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Think, I think, I think both are pretty bad, but
the pedophilia things worse. For the record, before we wrap
up on this story, before we zip it up and
put this away, thank you, they initiated hasmat cleaning many
of the things like lockers, kitchens, and bunk rooms.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
All the ice machines had to be replaced.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Really, oh, it sounds like what actually happened is worse
than what they're telling you in the story.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
If they had to remove the ice machines, they're gonna
start referring to them now as frozen water. No, because
ice is terrible. Ice is awful. Nobody wants to see
the word even if it's written on the big you
know box out in front of the gas station where
you go get ice, I mean frozen water. Just the
(04:09):
word ice now makes people run. It gives them a rash.
It it's horrible what ice is doing.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I mean, obviously we all agree it's very bad. An
Australian woman is fighting for her life in Vietnam after
a cosmetic procedure went horribly wrong.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I hate those stories that always something terrible.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
If you're going to a third world country to have
a medical procedure done so you could save money, I'm
not saying don't do it, but be careful, especially if
it's what's the ah?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I'm forgetting the word. What a surgery you chose to get?
What's it called?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
You didn't have to get the surgery you wanted to
get it. What's the word that I know? Yeah, Chloe,
is someone screaming at the radio right now because they
know what it is. Chloe Mauday, age thirty one, traveled
to the hotspot of Vietnam with her husband Josh and
their youngest son, Elijah, with the trio also planning to
visit Disneyland in Hong Kong and Universal Studios in Singapore.
(05:06):
During their time in Dongong, a coastal city in central Vietnam,
Klee was booked to undergo a rhino plasty and right
exactly and something called bletheroro plasty, a surgical procedure to
improve the appearance of her islands. Both generally considered straightforward procedures,
but the following elective procedure elective. I hate how it
(05:26):
just pops into my head as I'm reading this.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
However, the following morning, the mother of three started to
feel gravely ill and was rushed to a nearby hospital.
And I'm sure you already know where this is going.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
You try to save a little bit of money in
a third world country and now suddenly realized you're fighting
for your life in a hospital. Then, oh boy, she
is a pretty woman too. It's a real shame she
before or after? Here she is, but we we don't
know what she looks like now, but look at her before.
It's always interesting too, when the woman's already beautiful, Like
you didn't need plastic surgery, look at you.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Nope, she did not. Yeah, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
You went to save a little bit of money and
it'd be slightly more good looking, and you were already
a beautiful I'm sure your husband didn't want you to
do this, and now you're probably.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Risking your whole life for some stupid rhinoplasty. Well, what
happened to her? She's fighting for her life in the hospital.
That's where we are. Yeah, we're there now. We're not
dead yet.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
No, she is not dead yet. But imagine all the
money she saved. Oh yay, And while her family is
waiting for her to fight for her life in the hospital,
they can enjoy the best fa and bond me in
the world. It's the Vietnam stuff. They always it's the
soup and sandwiches they have. Well, they just call it
soup and sandwiches. No, that doesn't sound foreign. And you know,
(06:43):
nobody likes American stuff. We like foreign stuff. That's the
cool stuff. Way is that, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Whenever someone's making its greener, right, whenever someone's making an
argument for more diversity, it always starts with, oh, the food,
the spices. It's like, we can have that without having
all the Third world problems imported to our country.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
We can get the recipe for curry. You guys, we
don't have to think. We pretty much have it down now.
I mean, you can go to I think KFC has
curry chicken, don't they. Yeah, I'm sure KFC's curry chicken
is just as good. I was just looking at and
forgive me for bringing this up here. Incest report from
(07:25):
South Asia specifically Pakistan. This doesn't appear to be India
as much as it's Pakistan.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
A lot is that part of that inbreeding map that
we've been looking at lately. Bro It is crazy how
much of that goes on there. Sixty five percent of
the country is married to a first cousin, which which country?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Pakistan has a cousin marriage rate of over sixty five percent,
the highest anywhere in the world.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I saw it reported last week we talked about this,
they were at seventy percent, So sixty five seventy somewhere
in that range.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I love as the social media platform because they have
the community notes system. If you say something on the
website that's not true, they'll crush you. There's a guy
on the website from the Arab World and he was
trying to defend Islam for marrying cousins, and so the
tweet goes like this. It says white cultures where cousin
marriage is normal, and then it's a list. It says England, France, Germany, Italy, Spain, Portugal, Canada, Australia,
(08:18):
United States, Jewish, Oscenazi communities. Really, cousin marriage isn't just
a Muslim thing. He says, and then it got corrected.
It says cousin marriage actually is very much just a
Muslim thing. It's very rare with white Westerners. Fewer than
one percent of white British couples or cousins. Thirty seven
percent of Muslims residing in Britain are in cousin marriages,
(08:39):
are married to a first cousin, resulting in the highest
birth defect rates in the country. And then they cite
the medical study here where that information comes from. And boy,
I gotta tell you, the more you try to make
it look like this is normal, the more it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Now what weird is that the Muslims will defend this
and tell you that, you know, to try to talk
you into the believer in that it's fine, it's okay,
and that is not their way. They're not comfortable with
that negotiation, debating and going back and forth. Normally, when
they want to convince you of something, they just tell you.
(09:16):
If you don't like it, I tell you, I'd kill you. Indeed, Hey, quick.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Reminder, folks, if you agree with the sentiment of what
we just shared, do you think it's wrong to marry
cousins and participate in Islamic extremism. Buy some Christmas to
Cora right now. Buy some fun Christmas gifts that I
love WJ dot com where we have lots of hilarious
T shirts for sale.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
You ever want to wear something but you're worried about
who you'll piss off, Well, how about something we can
all agree on, like this T shirt that says I
miss George W. Bush because when you think about it,
don't you. I mean, he was the president during a
lot of important stuff. He was in office during the
Sopranos the Wire, which is like the Sopranos for black people.
That one year that Michael Vick was on the cover
of Madden, huge year for the Fellows. A lot of
(09:55):
people are comparing the current administration in Nazi Germany.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
But George W.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Bush, he's actually the opposite of Hitler. If guys are
keeping up with what he's doing these days, but he's
painting now. Hitler started his life as a painter, ended
up war criminal, Bush war criminal, end up painting guys.
That's the reverse Hitler. That's the old Auschwitz Oki though
little Berlin backpedal. Also, he's one of the best city
planners this country ever saw. He looked at New York
City and said, there's too many buildings. Let's knock those
two down, replace it with one, put them all at
(10:20):
the bottom.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Call it capitalism.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Shout out to nine to eleven, Shout out to building
seven buildings on fall like tests.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson Police in New Zealand.
Oh we did this one earlier. Here's a different one.
Experts say a New Jersey bound plane was hit by
cosmic rays. No, yeah, because if God doesn't want people
to wind up in New Jersey, well guess that's exactly
what he did, wouldn't it. That's exactly what I'd do
(10:45):
if I had the power. Absolutely, all right, everybody, welcome,
welcome back for break. By the way, we wouldn't do that,
just so we're clear, of course. Not new music from
Willie Nelson. Really enjoying that album the one you just played. Yeah,
it's a whole song. It's just new from Lily right. Yeah,
you put it out again or re released it or
I have no idea anyway. 'tis the season. It's that
(11:06):
time of year, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Traffic jams, drive by shootings, all the fun things, all
the good stuff. All this stuff you enjoy around Christmas
tribe looting porch pirates?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
What do you are you guys any porch pirates so
far this year? What are you all doing about that?
I have a security camera, but I'm not sure what
happens if you report I've got a video of somebody's
stealing my stuff, and the police goes, yeah, yeah, you know,
set it right over there. We'll get to it next year.
All right, let's take a few calls eight six six,
I love WJ. If you talt with porch pirates this year?
(11:36):
Are you a victim of the porch piracy? How in
fact are you protecting your porch from people that want
to steal, among other things, your Christmas gifts and seemingly
mundane household items. They order what they're going to get
out a convenience. They might get a spark plug or
a weed eater, carburet rebuild a kit from my porch.
(11:57):
They don't know, they don't know what they're going to get.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah, I order really mundane things like I get a
box of protein shakes, or like floor cleaner and stuff,
just things I don't need it today, but I need
it so it arrives whenever it arrives, and if someone
was to steal a bottle of fabuloso, you know they
get all the way home with it.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
You know, joke's on you, buddy. Now you have to
clean my house. That's right, you gotta come back. Yeah.
Who would have expected a dude name Roderick to be funny?
Roderick emailed us at Walton Johnson dot com. You could
do it too, and Roderick says, y'all mention Dollar General earlier.
Turns out Dollar General is actually opening more stores instead
of going to open four hundred and fifty stores. You
(12:37):
know what it means. Tell me they have created four
hundred and fifty new jobs. Wow, that's great. That's really exciting.
One that's always just the one that's it. No, he's
right about that. I don't know. I don't really shop
there ever, are often whoa are you too good for
Dollar Generals? Just not in my path? You know, I
(13:01):
have the the path that I shop. I go to
this store, I go to this dry cleaners, you know,
go to this gas station, and those are my those
are my people. That's my path.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I'll bet that one thing that black people and rednecks
have in common is that dollar General is definitely on
the path right.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Oh, his old mapia for sure? Why not? Why? Yeah,
I go there too. Why would you want to pay
too much money for something if you could get it
for less? I wonder. I think they might even do better. Bit.
I bet the business would improve, Not that they're hurting
if they just renamed it the Poe people stove like
that song, like the song? Yeah, I do like that song. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Rosie O'Donnell appears to be spiraling again. She says billionaires
are the problem. We got to tax all the billionaires.
And I can't help but notice that she's a multi
multi millionaire. How convenient that the people that are at
an income level just a little higher than you are
the problem.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
But you're not the problem. Interesting, billionaires are the problem people. Oh,
you got to tax the billionaires, like it or not?
Too bad? Tough? And how about Elon Musk not getting
millions of dollars? Why is she going after Taylor Swift?
I wonder, I don't know. It's very rude, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
The best part about this is now that there's a
handful of billionaires in Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Ain't one of them? Kardashian girls a billionaire yep, more
than one. There they go chasing after the them. That
ain't right, Kim, I think for sure. And then what's
the other with the makeup Kylie? Was Kim a billionaire
when she was with Kanye and they combined or was
she a billionaire on her own?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Kanye was a billionaire until he went all Hyle Hitler
on us.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Oh yeah, I will tell you.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
And we were having a conversation about it this weekend,
me and some of my lefty friends not that far
to the left but not on our side. They said, boy,
one thing we really can't come to terms with is
Kanye And I said, why, it's not news or whatever,
and every one of them said, as a liberal, I
grew up loving his music and now he's all sighile
doing right now gay songs about gay sector his cousin
(15:02):
while he's rapping about being a neo Nazi. And I said,
you know, as a conservative, that's something that we struggle
with as well, because we were excited during the brief
fleeting moment when he became maga, and then almost immediately
it was like he wasn't just a Nazi, he was
a gay notz Oh yeah, and it was.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Like, I can't really get behind either of those things.
You know, you want to get in front of them.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
No, no, Rosie O'Donnell has been instructed by her therapist
to take a break from Trump, and according to a
report today in The Washington Post, The Washington Post, she
cannot do it.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
No, shann't. She's this is full blown TTS.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
She was told to take a few days off from
looking at Trump in the news, she said she lasted
a few.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Hours and people say, I changed my mind. We have
to say, welcome back to reality. Let's all be Americans together, right,
because what's happening.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I don't want to waste a lot of time on
this sound. But her You notice how she sounds that way.
Do you notice that her nose in this clip is
bright red? She's sick, she has a cold, she still
has to take out her podcast microphone and tell the
world she thinks Trump is hitler. She cannot take a
break from it, even when even when she has a
mild cold, it's still TDS.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Don't we all have at least one friend that we
know that just cannot put their phone down, even though
it's not good for them. You know, they just you know,
just spiral out of control because something on their phone
has got them so locked in and they just you
try to, hey, step out of it, put it away,
and they just won't do it. Yeah, that does sound familiar. Yes,
(16:40):
I feel sorry for them, Thanks mister Kenner. That's ridiculous.
Dalton and Johnson Radio Network
Thing I think right, visit and humility and yoga being humble. No,
I wouldn't know about it if you weren't bragging.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I only do yoga because I was told by a doctor,
I have to do it.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I didn't want to know you have to. I didn't
want to do yoga. I think the doctor maybe said
you should do it. You didn't. I don'tlike they give
you orders, like their the prison guard. Sorry, okay, but
that was pretty I didn't mean for that to be
on the radio. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I was about to talk, and then a belch came out.
I apologize. I felt we did.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I was just excited about how we got something right
this morning. It already happened. It came to fruition. We
never get anything right. How did that happen? Well, you
got to admit this was a very quick prediction. Early
this morning at six am, we told the radio listener,
you radio listener that Colin alrid, a former congressman from
the Dallas Fort Worth area, it was going to drop
(00:52):
out of the Texas Senate race. No, and announced without
him and announced that he was going to run for
Julie Johnson's congressional seat. Oh thank god, that just happened.
He beat Julie. No, he's gonna run for the seat.
He didn't beat her. Oh he's after her seat. I
got you, Billy Tter? How is this confusing to you?
I'm just repeating what you're saying. How is that confusing?
(01:14):
He dropped out of the Senate race and is running
for her seat. Yes, correct, Yes, thank you. Just have
a nice seat, bellyod bullet. It is a nice seat,
or he wouldn't want it. Yes, correct. We now take
you to Baltimore. Oh I don't want to go to Baltimore,
Well you have to go. You ever watched The Wire?
You ever see that show? It's kind of like the Sopranos,
(01:34):
but for black people. Yeah, but I watched it. I
liked it. It wasn't just there's white people in there.
You know, the main guy that was in the show
that started the show, he was a white guy. What's
the ket he was gonna screw up? Do that? One
guy's catchphrase? Real quick? Would you which one? You know?
The one you can't say on the No. Baltimore County
fire employees being investigated for allegedly self pleasuring in a
(01:56):
public space at multiple firehouses. Is that what Is that wrong?
Should he not have done that? Yeah, you're not supposed
to do that, right? Oh well, somebody should have mentioned it.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Here are a couple of councilmen, David Marx and Julian Jones,
on the allegation they found out about from firefighters and paramedics.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
They obviously are very concerned about their own public health
and safety. I've been on the council for fifteen years.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
This is probably the most disturbing series of allegations I've
ever heard.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I've never heard of anything like this, and I've dealt
with more personnel issues, more problems than you can imagine,
and nothing bizarre and as grotesque as this may.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I just point out here that if this guy had
worked at the Environmental Protection Agency while a Democrat was
in charge of the government, yea, history has taught us
he would have had a job for at least two
or three more years before they decided to let him go.
At least. Yeah. I just wonder if someday public masturbation
might be looked at in the same way years ago.
(02:57):
You know that some other unsafe things used to be
and then they just with time, everybody just kind of
let it happen. And it's okay. We're really pushing pedophilia
right now. That's our main thrust as a country. A
lot of people want to have you know, sex with
children and have it be okay. But the public masturbation
(03:19):
things probably coming right along behind it. They're all right,
expression I.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Think, I think, I think both are pretty bad, but
the pedophilia things worse. For the record, before we wrap
up on this story, before we zip it up and
put this away, thank you, they initiated hasmat cleaning many
of the things like lockers, kitchens, and bunk rooms.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
All the ice machines had to be replaced.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Really, oh, it sounds like what actually happened is worse
than what they're telling you in the story.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
If they had to remove the ice machines, they're gonna
start referring to them now as frozen water. No, because
ice is terrible. Ice is awful. Nobody wants to see
the word even if it's written on the big you
know box out in front of the gas station where
you go get ice, I mean frozen water. Just the
(04:09):
word ice now makes people run. It gives them a rash.
It it's horrible what ice is doing.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I mean, obviously we all agree it's very bad. An
Australian woman is fighting for her life in Vietnam after
a cosmetic procedure went horribly wrong.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I hate those stories that always something terrible.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
If you're going to a third world country to have
a medical procedure done so you could save money, I'm
not saying don't do it, but be careful, especially if
it's what's the ah?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I'm forgetting the word. What a surgery you chose to get?
What's it called?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
You didn't have to get the surgery you wanted to
get it. What's the word that I know? Yeah, Chloe,
is someone screaming at the radio right now because they
know what it is. Chloe Mauday, age thirty one, traveled
to the hotspot of Vietnam with her husband Josh and
their youngest son, Elijah, with the trio also planning to
visit Disneyland in Hong Kong and Universal Studios in Singapore.
(05:06):
During their time in Dongong, a coastal city in central Vietnam,
Klee was booked to undergo a rhino plasty and right
exactly and something called bletheroro plasty, a surgical procedure to
improve the appearance of her islands. Both generally considered straightforward procedures,
but the following elective procedure elective. I hate how it
(05:26):
just pops into my head as I'm reading this.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
However, the following morning, the mother of three started to
feel gravely ill and was rushed to a nearby hospital.
And I'm sure you already know where this is going.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
You try to save a little bit of money in
a third world country and now suddenly realized you're fighting
for your life in a hospital. Then, oh boy, she
is a pretty woman too. It's a real shame she
before or after? Here she is, but we we don't
know what she looks like now, but look at her before.
It's always interesting too, when the woman's already beautiful, Like
you didn't need plastic surgery, look at you.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Nope, she did not. Yeah, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
You went to save a little bit of money and
it'd be slightly more good looking, and you were already
a beautiful I'm sure your husband didn't want you to
do this, and now you're probably.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Risking your whole life for some stupid rhinoplasty. Well, what
happened to her? She's fighting for her life in the hospital.
That's where we are. Yeah, we're there now. We're not
dead yet.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
No, she is not dead yet. But imagine all the
money she saved. Oh yay, And while her family is
waiting for her to fight for her life in the hospital,
they can enjoy the best fa and bond me in
the world. It's the Vietnam stuff. They always it's the
soup and sandwiches they have. Well, they just call it
soup and sandwiches. No, that doesn't sound foreign. And you know,
(06:43):
nobody likes American stuff. We like foreign stuff. That's the
cool stuff. Way is that, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Whenever someone's making its greener, right, whenever someone's making an
argument for more diversity, it always starts with, oh, the food,
the spices. It's like, we can have that without having
all the Third world problems imported to our country.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
We can get the recipe for curry. You guys, we
don't have to think. We pretty much have it down now.
I mean, you can go to I think KFC has
curry chicken, don't they. Yeah, I'm sure KFC's curry chicken
is just as good. I was just looking at and
forgive me for bringing this up here. Incest report from
(07:25):
South Asia specifically Pakistan. This doesn't appear to be India
as much as it's Pakistan.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
A lot is that part of that inbreeding map that
we've been looking at lately. Bro It is crazy how
much of that goes on there. Sixty five percent of
the country is married to a first cousin, which which country?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Pakistan has a cousin marriage rate of over sixty five percent,
the highest anywhere in the world.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I saw it reported last week we talked about this,
they were at seventy percent, So sixty five seventy somewhere
in that range.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I love as the social media platform because they have
the community notes system. If you say something on the
website that's not true, they'll crush you. There's a guy
on the website from the Arab World and he was
trying to defend Islam for marrying cousins, and so the
tweet goes like this. It says white cultures where cousin
marriage is normal, and then it's a list. It says England, France, Germany, Italy, Spain, Portugal, Canada, Australia,
(08:18):
United States, Jewish, Oscenazi communities. Really, cousin marriage isn't just
a Muslim thing. He says, and then it got corrected.
It says cousin marriage actually is very much just a
Muslim thing. It's very rare with white Westerners. Fewer than
one percent of white British couples or cousins. Thirty seven
percent of Muslims residing in Britain are in cousin marriages,
(08:39):
are married to a first cousin, resulting in the highest
birth defect rates in the country. And then they cite
the medical study here where that information comes from. And boy,
I gotta tell you, the more you try to make
it look like this is normal, the more it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Now what weird is that the Muslims will defend this
and tell you that, you know, to try to talk
you into the believer in that it's fine, it's okay,
and that is not their way. They're not comfortable with
that negotiation, debating and going back and forth. Normally, when
they want to convince you of something, they just tell you.
(09:16):
If you don't like it, I tell you, I'd kill you. Indeed, Hey, quick.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Reminder, folks, if you agree with the sentiment of what
we just shared, do you think it's wrong to marry
cousins and participate in Islamic extremism. Buy some Christmas to
Cora right now. Buy some fun Christmas gifts that I
love WJ dot com where we have lots of hilarious
T shirts for sale.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
You ever want to wear something but you're worried about
who you'll piss off, Well, how about something we can
all agree on, like this T shirt that says I
miss George W. Bush because when you think about it,
don't you. I mean, he was the president during a
lot of important stuff. He was in office during the
Sopranos the Wire, which is like the Sopranos for black people.
That one year that Michael Vick was on the cover
of Madden, huge year for the Fellows. A lot of
(09:55):
people are comparing the current administration in Nazi Germany.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
But George W.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Bush, he's actually the opposite of Hitler. If guys are
keeping up with what he's doing these days, but he's
painting now. Hitler started his life as a painter, ended
up war criminal, Bush war criminal, end up painting guys.
That's the reverse Hitler. That's the old Auschwitz Oki though
little Berlin backpedal. Also, he's one of the best city
planners this country ever saw. He looked at New York
City and said, there's too many buildings. Let's knock those
two down, replace it with one, put them all at
(10:20):
the bottom.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Call it capitalism.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Shout out to nine to eleven, Shout out to building
seven buildings on fall like tests.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson Police in New Zealand.
Oh we did this one earlier. Here's a different one.
Experts say a New Jersey bound plane was hit by
cosmic rays. No, yeah, because if God doesn't want people
to wind up in New Jersey, well guess that's exactly
what he did, wouldn't it. That's exactly what I'd do
(10:45):
if I had the power. Absolutely, all right, everybody, welcome,
welcome back for break. By the way, we wouldn't do that,
just so we're clear, of course. Not new music from
Willie Nelson. Really enjoying that album the one you just played. Yeah,
it's a whole song. It's just new from Lily right. Yeah,
you put it out again or re released it or
I have no idea anyway. 'tis the season. It's that
(11:06):
time of year, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Traffic jams, drive by shootings, all the fun things, all
the good stuff. All this stuff you enjoy around Christmas
tribe looting porch pirates?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
What do you are you guys any porch pirates so
far this year? What are you all doing about that?
I have a security camera, but I'm not sure what
happens if you report I've got a video of somebody's
stealing my stuff, and the police goes, yeah, yeah, you know,
set it right over there. We'll get to it next year.
All right, let's take a few calls eight six six,
I love WJ. If you talt with porch pirates this year?
(11:36):
Are you a victim of the porch piracy? How in
fact are you protecting your porch from people that want
to steal, among other things, your Christmas gifts and seemingly
mundane household items. They order what they're going to get
out a convenience. They might get a spark plug or
a weed eater, carburet rebuild a kit from my porch.
(11:57):
They don't know, they don't know what they're going to get.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah, I order really mundane things like I get a
box of protein shakes, or like floor cleaner and stuff,
just things I don't need it today, but I need
it so it arrives whenever it arrives, and if someone
was to steal a bottle of fabuloso, you know they
get all the way home with it.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
You know, joke's on you, buddy. Now you have to
clean my house. That's right, you gotta come back. Yeah.
Who would have expected a dude name Roderick to be funny?
Roderick emailed us at Walton Johnson dot com. You could
do it too, and Roderick says, y'all mention Dollar General earlier.
Turns out Dollar General is actually opening more stores instead
of going to open four hundred and fifty stores. You
(12:37):
know what it means. Tell me they have created four
hundred and fifty new jobs. Wow, that's great. That's really exciting.
One that's always just the one that's it. No, he's
right about that. I don't know. I don't really shop
there ever, are often whoa are you too good for
Dollar Generals? Just not in my path? You know, I
(13:01):
have the the path that I shop. I go to
this store, I go to this dry cleaners, you know,
go to this gas station, and those are my those
are my people. That's my path.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I'll bet that one thing that black people and rednecks
have in common is that dollar General is definitely on
the path right.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Oh, his old mapia for sure? Why not? Why? Yeah,
I go there too. Why would you want to pay
too much money for something if you could get it
for less? I wonder. I think they might even do better. Bit.
I bet the business would improve, Not that they're hurting
if they just renamed it the Poe people stove like
that song, like the song? Yeah, I do like that song. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Rosie O'Donnell appears to be spiraling again. She says billionaires
are the problem. We got to tax all the billionaires.
And I can't help but notice that she's a multi
multi millionaire. How convenient that the people that are at
an income level just a little higher than you are
the problem.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
But you're not the problem. Interesting, billionaires are the problem people. Oh,
you got to tax the billionaires, like it or not?
Too bad? Tough? And how about Elon Musk not getting
millions of dollars? Why is she going after Taylor Swift?
I wonder, I don't know. It's very rude, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
The best part about this is now that there's a
handful of billionaires in Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Ain't one of them? Kardashian girls a billionaire yep, more
than one. There they go chasing after the them. That
ain't right, Kim, I think for sure. And then what's
the other with the makeup Kylie? Was Kim a billionaire
when she was with Kanye and they combined or was
she a billionaire on her own?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Kanye was a billionaire until he went all Hyle Hitler
on us.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Oh yeah, I will tell you.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
And we were having a conversation about it this weekend,
me and some of my lefty friends not that far
to the left but not on our side. They said, boy,
one thing we really can't come to terms with is
Kanye And I said, why, it's not news or whatever,
and every one of them said, as a liberal, I
grew up loving his music and now he's all sighile
doing right now gay songs about gay sector his cousin
(15:02):
while he's rapping about being a neo Nazi. And I said,
you know, as a conservative, that's something that we struggle
with as well, because we were excited during the brief
fleeting moment when he became maga, and then almost immediately
it was like he wasn't just a Nazi, he was
a gay notz Oh yeah, and it was.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Like, I can't really get behind either of those things.
You know, you want to get in front of them.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
No, no, Rosie O'Donnell has been instructed by her therapist
to take a break from Trump, and according to a
report today in The Washington Post, The Washington Post, she
cannot do it.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
No, shann't. She's this is full blown TTS.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
She was told to take a few days off from
looking at Trump in the news, she said she lasted
a few.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Hours and people say, I changed my mind. We have
to say, welcome back to reality. Let's all be Americans together, right,
because what's happening.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I don't want to waste a lot of time on
this sound. But her You notice how she sounds that way.
Do you notice that her nose in this clip is
bright red? She's sick, she has a cold, she still
has to take out her podcast microphone and tell the
world she thinks Trump is hitler. She cannot take a
break from it, even when even when she has a
mild cold, it's still TDS.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Don't we all have at least one friend that we
know that just cannot put their phone down, even though
it's not good for them. You know, they just you know,
just spiral out of control because something on their phone
has got them so locked in and they just you
try to, hey, step out of it, put it away,
and they just won't do it. Yeah, that does sound familiar. Yes,
(16:40):
I feel sorry for them, Thanks mister Kenner. That's ridiculous.
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