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Speaker 1 (00:02):
An hour ago.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
I guess you guys were discussing what would be the
best kind of dinosaur to keep us a pet around
the house.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
It's a very good question.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
People are still responding at Walton Johnson dot com and
the emails. I was always fascinated by the megala Don,
says Rudy. Big as a tour bus fifty tons could
swallow a great white shork hole. That's a big scary
dinosaur right there. Sure now our mention of which one

(00:32):
would be easiest to have as a pet domesticate whatever,
that left out one of the big problems, And I
think Rudy probably accidentally brought it up. What if you
get one of those peaceful dinosaurs it's easy to have
around the house and play with the kids. Your next
door neighbor gets a megala don. It's like when your
neighbors get, you know, have three pit bulls in their

(00:53):
backyard and the kids are playing on the other side
of a fairly low chain link fence.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yeah good, it's not a good idea.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
You know, there's gonna have to be some hoa restrictions
or you know, neighborhood you don't have to decide. Can
Bill have a megalodon, I mean, like right here in
the neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
No, you can't do that. It does seem like the
hoa should get involved.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, it's also mentioned that not sure AI even has
the capability, because you checked with AI sure to see
which one would be easily domesticated, and it gave you
an answer of a platypus or something docpeld dinosaur. Yeah,
you know, and the platypus is still around, and it
is a dinosaur technically, although it's kind of endangered right now.

(01:37):
You can see why. I mean, who wants to mate
with a platypus, not even other platy pi. I think
they're attractive. I didn't know the platypus still existed still around?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
How a boy that? Yeah, but I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Sure, since you know, the dinosaurs has been gone for
sixty five or seventy five million years, who can say
for sure? AI might not even have that much information
to share with us. I think they were just taking
a wild guess, all.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Right, what do you think is going to be less
common to see in the wild? A dinosaur or James
Tallerico's girlfriend his girlfriend James.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Tallerco is James, look at those sweet eyes. It's just
got such a little kissable face. I don't I don't
know if he does he claim to have a girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
He does.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Early voting for the runoff in Texas starts today, but
James Tallerco is not on the ballot. He's already got
the nomination. To see whoever goes up against Paxton or Cornyn,
it's going to be this guy. And anyway, James was
asked over the weekend about his girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
The biggest question, not even close. The most popular question
that we got asked is are you single? Are you single?
So you have a girlfriend? I do have many years.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
I dot mana. She is. She is, she is my rock.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
She is imaginary, she is invisible, she can't be seen.
She goes to school in Canada. She's from another town.
You don't know her, Oh my god. She's a fashion
model in Mexico and I only see her in the summer,
and you would It's fine, you guys don't know her.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
She is never y'all don't know her. You don't even
know people that know her. So it's okay, just being
the girl asking the question. Look like she could be interested,
but you know what, you don't understand ladies, you see
a man, you know, it's all handsome and groomed and
will kept like that. He's not interested in you, you guys.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
He's in his late thirties, right, He's went to seminary school,
he is a Christian preacher. They claim he's not a
young you're not a kid at least, and he certainly isn't. Uh,
you know, have some radical bachelor lifestyle from what we
could tell.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
So why does he have a longtime girlfriend that you've
never heard or seen?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Never heard her.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Scene and he's never brought her out in public, doesn't
bring her to political events to do appearances, never took
her to the Democrats of Austin ball or the woke
Dallas Row and nothing.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
She never shut up anywhere with the guy.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
An every politician knows, you know, having a wife by
your side just makes you look more attractive to the electorate.
How come he ain't married her a long time girlfriend?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Was he?

Speaker 2 (04:27):
You know? You gotta you know, don'pe get off the
pot there? Who So his favorite kind of breakfast taco
is potato? Oh god, that was the big thing with
and now this week we all have to pretend he's
got a long time girlfriend. I have to pretend. I
think I know he doesn't.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
I think you're pretty sure what's her name again, doesn't exist. Yeah,
you're more likely to spot a platypus in public than
you are James Tallerico's girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
So now the story is he's dating a platypus.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, it's simply not going happen. Funny though,
really funny. There's this guy who ran for Senate against
Cassidy Fleming and Letlow and his name is Mark Spencer.
He barely got any votes, but he did produce one
of the strangest political interviews we've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
It's always good to have to cease fire.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Doing that weird thing where it only plays out of
one ear. It doesn't matter, we'll play it later. Let's
just first of one. Nobody's ever heard of the guy.
And like I say, he got like eight votes. I think, yeah,
maybe nine, maybe nine, And that's just family members probably
who wasted their time and effort. But oh yeah, his
his answers, his mannerisms, his style of speaking, everything about

(05:41):
him looks a little bit like an alien that got
trapped inside of his human skin.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
He's not normal. He does not act normal. At all.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Well, if there's time, maybe we'll play it a little
coming up here. One thing we won't be playing is
montage of the Academy of Country Music award winners from
this week because nobody cares.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Some of it was actually country, you know what passes
for decent country these days.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Most of it still ain't though. Here's Ryanda Rousey taking
out Gina Corno.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
A referee big Zel McCartney calls U stop to this
contest at seventeen seconds on the very first round to
clear your winner by submission by bar Real r.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
He made a really boring seventeen seconds sound almost exciting.
It took him longer to announce the winner. Then it
took her to defeat that other woman.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
It was still more fun to watch than the season. Finally,
a Saturday Night Live this weekend.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Oh yeah, I don't even know who was on.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Will Ferrell and Paul McCartney hosted Saturday Night Live over
the weekend. It was kind of like a family reunion
if nobody in your family was funny. Yeah, I can
believe that. During the uhmcartney. During the opening monologue, Chad Smith,
the drummer of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, came out
and pretended to be Will Ferrell, and the crowd really

(07:17):
fell for it. They thought that he was, you know,
because they look alike if you were so Will Will
Ferrell was there, he introduced him.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Then Chad Smith came out.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
They do look like doppelgangers, and the audience couldn't tell
who was who who.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
I'm thrilled to be back there hosting Saturday in Our Lives.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
I was a cast member here for seven years and
now I'm hosting for the sixth time. What the hell
do you think you're doing? I think I'm hosting the show.
You're not the host I am.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
You're Chad Smith of the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Seriously, what are you even doing here? I'm the musical
guest tonight, are you not? Paul McCartney is the musical flatform.
He's a bad guy. He's a bad hilarious I'm not
gonna lie to you.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
That was the best part of the Hall show. That
probably was the only semi entertaining part.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
It can produce almost any kind of variation on pure sound,
including some sounds that have never been heard before on
this earth at least.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
But there's been so much talk in publicity about Walton
and Johnson Radio Network and in the UK follow it.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
It's gonna, it's gonna get here, and that is how
you will know what is going to happen in the
United States. I'm guessing it's not good. No, nothing ever
seems to come over here. That's sweeping the country after
Europe has enjoyed it.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
No is it Muslim related by any chance?

Speaker 3 (08:53):
No, it's close. It's it involves a foreigner with a knife.
Not technically Muslim, but that's okay. We'll tell you the story.
Hang on, technically no, it's not boy. Well, no, this
guy's not a Muslim. Today we tell you the story
of Henry Noak, age eighteen, of Essex. Henry's walking home
late at night back in December when a gentleman, a Sikh,

(09:18):
stumbles upon him with a large blade and stabs him.
The police are called. The police arrive. When the police arrive,
they find Henry bleeding out and a brown man with
a knife, at which point the brown man says, this
guy was being racist to me. So they put the
white guy in handcuffs and he drowns a short time
later in a pool of his own blood. Oh how

(09:39):
pretty thanks for that. I'm not kidding, that's exactly what happened.
By the way, in the UK, women aren't allowed to
have pepper spray. You're not allowed to walk around with
a large knife. It's against the law there, but they
have a religious exemption for pole was one.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Of those curved daggers that they like to wear them
around their neck or attached their bell.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Yeah, Victorim Digwa was actually filmed during the attack and
he had a twenty one in an eight inch blade,
a twenty one centimeter blade. In the video, the victim, Henry,
makes no racist slur, says nothing about his ethnicity. Digwa
denies murder and carrying a knife in public. But there's
appears to be a recording of all this, and that's

(10:21):
how we know the guy who died wasn't being racist.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
So it's just a nice thing to say when the
police come. So there's a guy stabbed multiple times and bleeding. Yeah,
and then there's another guy there with a knife, and
they arrest the guy that's bleeding.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Yeah, it's weird they detained him, but yeah, same thing.
And anyway, so Noak had been sending snapchat videos to
friends as he walked home after drinking less than the
less than the legal limit.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
It says he was walking, wasn't driving, but it was
less than the driving limits. Yea, he wasn't drunk enough
to not drive. He just happened to be out on foot.
He was trying to play it safe.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
And the defendant was carrying an extremely large knife in
a sheath openly displayed over his clothing. And anyway, you
get what happened next. Now, what does this mean for
us here in the United States? We are trying to
import foreign cultures because of white shame, right, reverse colonialism
seems to be happening a lot here in the United States.

(11:20):
And if you think it ends well, I just ask
you take a good long look at France, Germany, Wanton
and ask yourself how it went there.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Mm hmm and still going interesting.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Now you may have noticed the Islamisation of America is continuing.
Just over the weekend, I spotted a few stories that
tie into that Muslim in Italy runs down pedestrians with
his car and then gets out of the car and
that's when the stabbing starts. Before they could finally get

(11:52):
to this guy, I'm not even sure the police got
to him before some of the citizens turned on him
that he was trying to run down our stab. Now
I didn't verify this, but I read that the Pope
has given Muslims a prayer room in the Vatican Library.
That sounds like why yeah, And Lululemon is selling thirty

(12:17):
eight dollars.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
He jobs, why well, because it'll make money.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
Actually, hang on a second, didn't Ken Paxton recently sue
Lululemon in the state of Texas because their clothing contains
something called forever chemicals, toxic chemicals that never go away.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Supposedly. I don't know if he did, but let's say
he did. No, he did? Yeah, Okay, Yeah, that's a
lot sss to question.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
You said, didn't he Well, and when you asked a
question and you know the answer, then just say it.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
Well.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
I just kind of thought i'd say it like, hey,
didn't you do that? And didn't this happen? And didn't
that happen? And more things besides, and.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Then you could say yeah, as a matter of fact,
as if you knew, and then we'd all sound like
we knew what was going on. Billy, Oh, that's the
sounding like it. Anyway, he did see them. I'm just
saying I know. Okay, well, we're doing the Muslim thing.
Have y'all heard about.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
The Texas A and M Muslim University?

Speaker 1 (13:14):
I'm sorry, where's that at?

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Uh? Well, this is kind of tricky. The Texas American
Muslim University in Dallas, Okay, just goes by Texas A. M.
They're missing the little an sign. But you know how
many people see that and don't recognize it. They are
mimicking on purpose Texas A and M's name to mislead students,

(13:40):
and apparently somebody's caught onto it. Governor Abbott has personally
directed the shutdown, citing illegal operations from a Richardson mosque address. Yeah,
the Texas American Muslim University is advertising STEM degrees.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
You know what that means? Science Technology Engineering in mouth? Good?
Because I didn't know what that meant. Okay.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Uh. They said they're doing approvals without state or degrees
without a state approval. And the Governor Abbot and his
people looked at it a little bit and they said, well,
they're they're lying. They're obviously intentionally trying to deceive people,
and they're not doing any of this STEM stuff anyway.
So the system issued a cease and desist a couple

(14:28):
of what two weeks ago over Texas a m university
and I bet you their colors.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Are maroon too. What do you want to be at?
I bet you're probably right about that or black?

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Why are we putting up with them, just sitting on
the sidelines with our hands firmly under our ass cheeks
and letting the Muslims just conquer this country?

Speaker 1 (14:50):
It actually gets worse than any think. Billy ed both,
it's pretty bad.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Both George Bush and Or Continental Airport and the Dallas
Fort Worth International Airport have Muslim prayer facilities. Now, I
know what you're thinking, aren't those facilities for anyone to prayer?

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Pray?

Speaker 3 (15:04):
We have facilities for anyone to pray. We have chapels
where you could go whatever your religion is. The thing
that makes this a little odd is they actually have
facilities just for Muslims.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Uh huh, yeah, you you non believers? After?

Speaker 2 (15:19):
What do they call them? I believe the word is infidels? Yeah,
infidels are kafer Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
Kafart is a word to describe something that's not Islamic friendly,
like me, like pork or gay.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Man or meat, yeah, or you for example, not all
of us. No, I'm Muslim friendly? Are you Muslim friendly?

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Sure? I, for one welcome our robot Muslim over lords.
I think the robots would be kinder, probably true. Yeah,
at least you can, you know, maybe make you know,
kind of argue with a robot a little bit and
try to make sense out of it.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
And they have better music.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
You know. I know you don't like electronic music, but
you heard that call to prayer. What would you rather
listen to that?

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah? That or technow? Oh? Flip a coin for me?
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