Secret Girlfriends - TUE 6.1

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh no, I feel like somebody ought to say, aw,
chunky dunkey right about here, Herman Kane.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
It wouldn't it be cool if he's dead though, if.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
He was in like a honky Tonk style, and I
bet he would a country band.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Well yeah, I don't know if he'd be in the
band or not, but he'd at least be there and
enjoying the show tonight. That'd be good, good times.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
The CEO of Godfather Pizza, you bet you remember that.
Remember he showed up out of nowhere. Who is Herman Kane? Well,
he's the CEO of Godfather Pizza. Oh he's an Italian guy.
Oh no.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
He came in the studio years ago, brought us t
shirts Herman Kane for President and all that kind of
cool stuff. Still got mine, you know, after he died,
I thought, well, I ought to keep that as a keeper.
I don't wear it to change the oil on the
truck or nothing. And I remember, like it was yesterday,
right before he left, we had a good interview. We
talked about his plans, blah blah blah, wished him luck,

(00:52):
and then right before he left, John's like, oh one
more thing. John Walton specifically asked him. He said, if
there's any dirt out there, anything you need to get
out in front of now would be the time, because
you know how these Democrats and these journalists gonna they're
gonna go dirty. They're gonna try to find stuff on you.
You got anything, just you know, you got a girlfriend

(01:13):
stashed away somewhere, just you know, go ahead, fess it
up because they'll find out Herman Kane Nope, clean as
a whistle, nothing to declare.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
What was it?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Just a few weeks later he's out of the race
because they found out he had a girlfriend and his
wife was not happy about it.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Can I play White Devil's advocate on this one? Wasn't
his girlfriend from like two decades earlier? And it wasn't
like it was happening in real time? Right, I just
looking back on it, that was a scandal in twenty twelve,
but by today's stay well.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah no, not not today wouldn't be a problem. But
he ain't alive today. Nobody would care today. But the
things were different then.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Things were different a month and a half ago. Yeah,
when John Thune offered Democrats deal where he guaranteed a
vote on ACA subsidies by December in exchange for reopening
the government. The Democrats rejected it.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Six weeks later, nothing changed except that it was pointless
for the last six weeks.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
And now they've taken that deal.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
The exact same deal, and the shutdown could have ended
weeks ago. We know that, right. Here's what's so remarkable
about that. The Democrats are saying, it's the Republican shutdown.
The Republicans shut down the government. But at the same time,
what's the other thing they're saying, These eight senators sold
us out by ending the government shutdowns.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
So if the Democrats are the ones who opened it up,
then weren't they the ones keeping it closed?

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Exactly Now, yesterday on the View, they made this point
the View.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
The View, Yeah, it's still a thing. Huh.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Here's a periodical reminder that the View falls under the
purview of the ABC News division. I know it's technically
a news show according to ABC and how they're Disney
and how they fund their organization. And they made this
very misleading point yesterday, it's the Republicans government shutdown. So
why did these eight Democrats end it?

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Look, let's be clear, the Republicans run the House.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
The Republican when they say, let's be clear, they are
not ever clear.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
She's about to tell you allow.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
The White House.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
The Republicans run the Supreme Court. As far as I'm concerned,
this was a choice by Republicans to cut SNAP benefits.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
This was a choice by.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Republicans to cut ACA subsidies. This was a choice by
the Republicans to cut the federal government in federal employment.
Democrats had nothing to do with it. I want an opposition.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
So the Democrats had nothing to do with the shutdown.
And she wants an opposition party that cut a shut
down the government. But somehow eight Democrats ended the shutdown party.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
I think the Democrats caved. I think the Democrats.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yea seconds later she admits it. It's amazing, yep, And.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
How are these people so stupid? Well, they're watching the view,
aren't they.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
The beginning the beginning of her say it's the Republicans
that shut down the government, and then the end of
her sentence, and the Democrats caved. The Democrats caved to
what they reopened the government that the Republicans shut down?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah, they do that?

Speaker 3 (04:13):
How'd they do that?

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Well?

Speaker 3 (04:14):
They caved caved to what the deal?

Speaker 2 (04:17):
What deal? The deal?

Speaker 3 (04:18):
To reopen the government. So they shut down the government. Yeah, no,
the Republicans did what. I got whiplash. My neck keeps
getting yated through the direction.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
All right.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Last night at UC Berkeley was a full blown Antifa
riot on the streets blood two months to the day
since Charlie Kirk died, and so called anti fascist protesters
who weirdly act exactly like fascists, were roaming the streets
violently attacking people.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Brawl broke out.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
His protesters demonstrate and you're the Turning Point USA of
it for the crime of being a Christian conservative that
wanted to have a polite conversation.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
And a differing opinion. You know, how dare you disagree
with me? That's not right.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
One of the weirdest things about these Turning Point USA
events is the contradiction is like in one hand they'll
tell you like, we're for peace, we're for liberty, and
then in the other hand, chest well, but we'll violently
attack you for they disagree with us. And strangely, Rob Schneider,
of all people, is the voice of reason at this event.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
It's a little scary, and you.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
Have a foundational belief in God, there's nothing this world
can do to you nothing, nothing, You will have that
and God, God to.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Take away your family, you can bring you another family.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
It's unbelievable.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
You look at the Bible and go, oh, how good
people to put up with that?

Speaker 2 (05:47):
How did job go? Like?

Speaker 5 (05:48):
Okay, yeah, I'll get another family.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Thank you guy.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
I'm not gonna worry about what we don't freak out is.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Not preaching the gospel. Huh. He had another great point.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
I can't find the SoundBite, but he quoted Thomas Sewell
last night at this turning Point USA. And then he said,
Thomas Sewell once famously said that a society and I'm
paraphrasing here because I know the quote in front of me,
a society that doesn't allow the minority to express their
opinion cannot be a free society. And that's exactly what
this is. If you're a conservative on campus at UC Berkeley,

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you know you're outnumbered, you know there's more of them
than you. But does that mean that your opinions are wrong?
I mean, look, they love Nazi analogies, oh don't they?

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Though?

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Dare I point out that most of the people in
Germany were for Hitler, but.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Some of them weren't. Now what do you think? What? What?

Speaker 3 (06:37):
What would have happened to that guy?

Speaker 1 (06:38):
But when they were asked about it in public, they
of course uh Zigeild and uh Hyle Hitler and all
that good stuff, because you know, they didn't want to die.
Well turned out to what they did, well, turns out
some of them did. Uh oh, they got caught. Some
of them got caught. I gotta tell you, I was
watching this fight at UC Berkeley. You told me about it.

(06:59):
I looked at the video. Pretty hardcore, huh. And what
I really enjoyed about it was the police that were
there on campus.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah, very creative. They were.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
This one cop picked up a bicycle and was using
it as a weapon to keep the protesters away while
his cop buddies were arresting a couple of people. Two
guys got arrested. They don't know who started the fight,
you know, but both sides were I bet I know
how well. And so the cop do a little crowd control.

(07:31):
He just grabs up I don't know whose bike it was.
Maybe it was his bike. Maybe they teach him this
and police academy. Now, I don't know, you take this
bike and you just oh yeah, it's got police emblem
on the bike, and he just he's swinging that back
tire around woo, and everybody's backing up getting away.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Do people even ride bikes anymore? I feel like the cops.
I feel like the only time I see a bike
nowadays is when it's stolen.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Well yeah, yeah, there's like some kind of a meth
head riding along on some bike that the wheel is
slightly crooked or.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Bit so it's got kind of that flintstones, could junk,
could junk to it while you're riding it along. But
the police ride bikes and use them to help risk people.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Last weekend, my friend and I were driving down the
boulevard here near the radio station and a meth had
shot out into the street on a bicycle. We almost
hit them. We had to slam on the brakes. He
fell down and he was laying in the street. And
as he laid there, bleeding all over the place, I
thought to myself, Wow, that's what happened to my bike.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
It is Yeah, the.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Show is going to be the greatest show. I've got
a great two for Tuesday. It must be two for Tuesday. Yeah,
that two for Tesday special. Wolton and Johnson's a place
in East Texas called Corgan. Corgan, Texas is what it's called. Okay,
three years after an eighteen wheeler was involved in the

(08:52):
deaths of two Steven f Austin University students, a huge
trucking company truck driver and the company owner himself been
arrested for allegedly tampering with evidence.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Three years ago. Just got around to it, huh.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
And there's a there's a video of when this semi
truck accident happened, and on the body came of one
of the cops. Somebody says, Oh, it's a huge trucking company. Yeah,
he practically owns this whole town.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
M M.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
You can read the whole story at Current Revolt dot
com if you're curious about that. It's it's always weird
when there's a small town somewhere with political corruption, and
since it's a small town, nobody bothers to do anything
about it.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
That's why they do it in a small town so
nobody will notice.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
See, there's another place in Texas called Keema. You ever
heard of Keema?

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Keema sounds familiar. A lot of our listeners might not
know about it unless they're from Houston. Kema is kind
of like Galveston if it was nicer.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
And a little closer to Houston. Right.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
A lot of rich people in Houston have their boat
on in Keema on a dock there. There's also a
little amusement park. Keema is a hot bed of political corruption,
but it's a tiny little town, so nobody bothers to
do anything about it. I have a friend named Holly
Hanson Steve's friends of their two and Billy ed I
think you've met pop. She's a journalist at the Texan News.

(10:10):
It's a conservative news outlet.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
It's hard to be friends with a woman who finds
me almost irresistibly attractive, though it makes me uncomfortable. Who's that, Holly,
I don't think that's true, yacto, by the way she
looks at me.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Holly writes about the political corruption in Keema all the time,
that someone on some bar will get shut down so
they can help out, so the city can help another
bar that they're competing with. Purportedly.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
I'm just giving an example of what happens there, not
a specific thing, but stuff. That sort of thing happens
there for legal purposes. I don't want to get sued,
but she'll write about these stories. And I asked her once,
I was like, can you even go to Kema, which
you get murdered and thrown in Galveston Bay? And she
jokes and smiles and goes, yeah, probably would, Probably would. Yeah,

(10:54):
that's absurd of the problem with being a journalist. Either
you're corrupt and awful, or you're in Dane all the
time for exposing people that are corrupting awful.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Most journalists, by the way, are corrupting off tricky business. Anyway,
we love you, Holly.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
We have to put a warning out this morning to
anybody maybe either listening to us in Florida or planning
to visit Florida soon, Beware of the falling iguanas. It's
a thing every winter temperature drops below even fifty degrees
and the iguanas they stiffen up and they lose their

(11:32):
grip and then they fall kind of like popsicles from
the trees. It got to thirty six. I think it's
thirty six right now in Tampa. I mean, I wish
it was that cold here.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Have you ever seen the iguanas fall from the trees
You've been down there and seen them, right, I have
not seen it happen. I've been to Florida and I've
seen them scrambling around. You know, they're hard to catch. Sure,
have you ever eaten one?

Speaker 4 (11:58):
No?

Speaker 3 (11:59):
Because hard to catch. But they do that kind of
like gators. You can eat alligator bites or iguana bytes.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
And they got them long, skinny tails. But if you
grab them by the tail, that thing's liable to snap off.
You still don't catch you an iguana. But they're easier
to catch once the temperature it's the thirties. So yeah, Hey,
if one falls out of a tree, run it back
to the house, warm it up in the oven. You
know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Isn't that easy that it was a little morek I
thought you have to catch them when they're still alive,
and then I don't know they're still alive.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
When they fall out of the trees. They're just in
a frozen state. I guess that makes sense. If it
freezes to death, it's at a ball. Yeah, but it's
not dead when they fall out of the trees. They're
cold blooded. They can't regulate body temperature like we do,
so the temperature drops below even fifty much less you
know forty and they go into this state where their

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heartbeat slows down hibernations and they are immobilized. And if
they're perched in the trees, they fall out, but they're
still alive. Now, if if they fall and hit the
ground and it kills them, that's a different thing. But
I don't think it does you realize how many animals
can fall from you know, great heights, like squirrels for example,

(13:12):
the cats, I don't get it, and they fall and
they just hit the ground and then they run off.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
And you can hit a deer with your car and
it'll just run off.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Nine lives on a cat kind of Yet we don't
have that.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
You hit me with your car, I'm probably just gonna
lay there and moan.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
You ever see that video what is it?

Speaker 2 (13:29):
The mountain goat?

Speaker 3 (13:30):
I forgot what it's called falling down the side of
the mountain and it's like, how's that thing alive?

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (13:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:35):
And then it gets up it just runs off. Yep.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
It's amazing. They're not as docile as you think.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
There.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Sometimes the goats are running from you know, the bears
or the mountain lions. They are trying to get them,
and sometimes the attack is coming from above, the eagles
will swoop down and knock. I think the eagles are
smart enough to know if they knock at the mountain
line off a rock, he's gonna fall a couple thousand feet,
probably be dead.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
And then the eagle can just you know, go down
there and take your time. Smart They tricky. I'll tell
you who ain't smart. Who's that?

Speaker 1 (14:06):
In Venezuela and drug runners, they are slow learners, Bud.
Yesterday two more boats got blowed up. You'd think they
would have figured it out after a dozen or more.
I think we're up to like what sixteen now. Trump's
just blowing these drug runners out of the water.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
How do you think sending more danger the Venezuelan drug
runners or the iguanas in Florida?

Speaker 1 (14:28):
I still think it's Holly Hanson and Achma to me, sure,
but you know close second.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Venezuelan and drug runner. Yeah, you ain't even have dat.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Kids in Florida have or take those frozen iguanas and
like throw them at each other as a game.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
I bet they do.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
If you turn them backwards and throw them, it'd be
like that tail will be like a spear. Yeah, like
a dart. Yeah, that's how the crocodile hunter died. That's correct. Yeah,
but not on iguana, but sting ray kind of the
the iguanas of the sea and they got slapped in
the heart.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
That tailbarb done. He's out.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
You know what's interesting about the Venezuela and drug runners
is liberals weirdly are defending them and part of the
reason why they and it didn't work well, right, just
like it didn't work well when they tried to defend
the illegal immigrants and all the other criminals. They can't
really complain about the economy because they ruined it. They
can't complain about the border. That's part of the reason
why this healthcare issue is so important. It's not that

(15:26):
Republicans are so awful on healthcare that the country's in
dire straits and it's all their fault. It's just that
that's the only thing Democrats can talk about because it's
the only thing at this exact specific moment that they've got.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yep, that's all there is.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
They can't complain about the economy. They ruined it, the
crime rate, they're responsible for it, the border, they destroyed it.
But the one thing they've got and even the healthcare system.
It's your healthcare system. What's it called again, Obamacare? I
don't think he was a Republican.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
They don't refer to it as the affordable care because
it ain't affordable unless I'm helping you pay for it
or paying for all of it for you. That makes
it real affordable for.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
Those of us that remember twenty sixteen, those of us
that are old enough to remember nine years ago. As
the twenty sixteen election was about to happen, Obama was
still president. I think it was August twenty sixteen. Most
people in America got a letter in their mail warning
them about what was about to happen to healthcare costs.
Didn't get sent to them by the government. It got

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sent to them by Blue Cross, Blue Shield or Etna
or whoever your health care provider was. And it basically said,
the equivalent of this, dear so and so, your family
of four is currently paying six hundred dollars a month
for healthcare. On January first, your new fee will be
eighteen hundred dollars or something like that. Sure and everybody
in America got that in the mail and then voted
a month or two later, and somehow the liberal media

(16:48):
just completely forgot about that and said Hillary Clinton lost
because the Wiki leaks and Julian Assange.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Yeah, do you think that wouldn't it.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Do you think you're like your brother in law that
doesn't watch the news, knew who Julian Assange was or
looked at wiki.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Leaks or I'm not even sure who he is now.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
At the time the explaining this is before we got
into the whole Russian Gate congressional hearings. Is boy Russia
working with Julian Assange to swing the election towards Trump, Guys,
I don't think that's what happened. No, the reason that
Hillary Clinton lost maybe that was a part of it, right,
you know, it's like a players play.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
It's sold have been more than one thing there's been.
Her personality was the reason she lost? Now, I think
they were the lack of personality.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
I think the real reason the Democrats lost is we
just had eight years of the Democrats being in charge
of most of the government, and their biggest victory, they claim,
was they managed to find a way to make healthcare
three or four times more expensive.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
All right, Well, if you can explain that in layman's terms,
which means everybody can get it. Now, everybody gets it.
Can you tell us how in the hill did Kim
kardashi didn't flunk the bar exam. I'll never understand that.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, it's shocking news.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
So I can't believe that she doesn't have brains the
size of her BBL.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
But it's just just sad. I thought for sure.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
I mean, if anybody's gonna nail this thing, it's gonna
be Miss Kardashian.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Maybe she should have tried nailing the person that was administering.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
The quiz, But next time that's gonna pop up.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Probably work, you.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Know what I mean. Tuesday, It's only Tuesday. Tuesday is
another one of my trigger works. Yeah, I know, I know.
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