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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I ain't a man a man in Texas. I'm not
(00:04):
going to call him a Texas man. We'll just call
him a man in Texas.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, that's kind of like what they did in that
story in California. Ice agents the shot the California man.
Hey wasn't from California. He just happened to be there.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
A man in Texas armed with a loaded gun and
one hundred rounds ammunition, was tackled by security inside a
Houston church before he could open fire. Which church was it?
The church is called the what is it? The Post
Entertainment Center? Eden? Church is what it's called? Boy Emmanuel Memvoavie,
(00:36):
aged twenty three. Charge where's he from? We'll get there.
Charge of two counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
Houston police said that on March fifteenth, he arrived at
a church apparently they were holding a service there at
the Post Entertainment Center in downtown Houston. According to court documents,
a member of the church's security team recognized him. He
(00:57):
had been asked to leave the property two months earlier
after he tried handing out concerning flyers. Based on that history,
the church pastor asked the security team to monitor him. Apparently,
the security guard told police he saw him Moombwavie, wearing
a backpack and following a pastor into the bathroom. See
a part of the famed Mumbabweys of Texas Mbwa v I,
(01:23):
probably from the Mumbabwe ranch down the south of here,
a little waist. The guard told police he saw this
guy reach for the gun and tackled him, believing he
was about to harm members of the security team. He
had his cell phone in his hand was allegedly counting down,
leading the guard to believe there could be a bomb
that was going to be detonated. A lot of thoughts
(01:45):
going through their head at that moment. Yeah. Anyway, Uh
wild that we didn't hear about this till now. Huh.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, it was almost a month ago, wouldn't he Yeah,
it doesn't say where he's from, but his name leads
me to believe he's not from here originally.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah. But you know, if they're here now that's what counts, skinny.
I think we all know.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
If they managed to get here somehow, they fought their
way through all their trials and adversities and the problems
that they had wherever they came from, they got here
to safety. Finally, don't you want to open your arms
and embrace each and every one of them and say,
welcome to America.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Do with it what you will. Hell no, not even
a little bit. Okay, good, you're on my side. Then, yeah,
well it's nice here. He has his name has African
linguistic roots. Well, they don't say comment possibly Kenyon or Cameroonian.
It doesn't say where he's from exactly Kenyon. Do you
(02:43):
think he knows?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Uh? Nimma Emmanuel on Hanzo Manvoavi. That's a fun name.
Hum sounds kind of Muslim. Oh no, sounds kind of
Well leave it to you to pick up on that.
I never would have noticed.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, well, anyway, I'm not okay with it. I wish
people wouldn't show up at churches and trying to hurt people.
You don't do that, Yeah, knock it off. Why is
everybody got to be a jerk all the times, all
the time? Yeah, exactly. And then you know, are there
enough problems in the world you got to go create
more problems? What made you wake up today and think,
you know what, we need more problems. No, we need
less problems. That's what's pissing me off. In the meantime,
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they say tourism in America is plummeting. It's so bad.
The line at Disneyland for Space Mountain is only five
hours long today.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Oh sweet, tourism in America going to Maybe it's because
the tourists all stayed, they all came.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Here years ago.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
It maybe maybe we're out of people that want to
come to America now.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
They're trying to make it sound like the reason tourism's
down is because of Trump. But it's completely possible it's
down because of the economy. Yeah, you know, it might
not have anything to do with Trump. We don't control
everything all the time.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
When you was looking at that Mendoza story about the
draft and they said he ain't come into.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Pittsburgh, He's gonna stay home and watching on TV Florida,
did they drift off at some point and mentioned maybe
why what his motivation for staying home was. No, I
didn't mention why get into that that again some legal
problems for the news.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Now, the rest of the story is Fernando Mendoza He's
gonna stay home during the NFL Draft because his mama
has multiple multiplied.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Multiple scars MS. She had the MS and she can't go.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
She is confined to a wheelchair, and he would like
to share the moment with his family.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I like that, So.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
You'd be watching it on TV with his you know,
afflicted mother and other family members. I'm sure couldn't they
put mama on a plane And I don't know, you
know what kind of condition she's in, but you know
they let wheelchairs on planes long enough to you know, put.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
You in your seat.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I don't know what the answer to that is. But
maybe it's really bad. Maybe she's in she might not
feel like traveling. You know a lot of times people
don't want to go. Imagine that. Yeah, well it is
possible she just didn't want to go. Who knows, I
don't know. I don't know what the answer is. Maybe
she's fat.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
They'd have to get two seats, and you know, I
mean nobody can afford that.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yeah, I mean Southwest Airlines. Yeah, that's pricey these Yeah,
and yet I can't get two seats because I want one.
Have they decided yet at the Southwest Airlines?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Are they still gonna just go with the whole We
have a Debbie over there at the podium, is gonna
eyeball you and decide it's her opinion and that's what counts.
Are Are they gonna go with some kind of a
measurement or a weight system and that way people can't
argue about it so much?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Hmmm, I don't know. I don't know the answer.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I think they probably need a little more of a
guideline as to who's too fat to sit in one seat.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I don't know it's but whatever they came, maybe if
you want to pay for an extra seat, you can't,
but if you don't want to, you might be forced
to m stranger the rule I've heard of in a while.
And the Ugandan mayor of New York City, Zorhan mam Donnie,
is going full anti white mode. Apparently he is now
being called out for plotting to racially discriminate. He said,
(06:19):
it's time to do something about all these rich whites
in New York City. There's a report in City and
States today about how your administration removed DEI language from
the racial equity report that you released this week. Why
was that decision made and do you support that decision?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
So I want to be very clear. Our administration inherited
a report that the prior administration had refused to release
a report that had been heavily diluted over many rounds
of revisions. We took the time to strengthen this report,
to ensure that it was actually an accurate reflection of
the city that we all love and Noah's our home,
(06:58):
and to actually release this report within the first hundred days.
Now in this report, what we've seen, it's a report
that is both coupled with a true cost of living report,
is that the inequities in this city, they're the racial
inequities are stark. We're talking about findings that have shown
that the wealth of a median white household in the
city is more than two hundred thousand dollars, while that
(07:19):
of a black household is less than twenty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I feel, you say, white people what they do with
I gotta ask God.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Let me ask you first real quick. Do you feel
like he was perfectly clear? No?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I think that was very convoluted and complicated. I was
waiting for him to be perfectly.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Clear, needlessly complicated that he would at the beginning, and then.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
He didn't, said the media and white household income in
New York City is over two hundred thousand dollars, while
that of the black household is less than twenty thousand dollars.
I can guarantee you that's not true.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
You can't live in New York City for anywhere near
twenty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I'm sorry, since not happening, or is it possible? There
are just so many people in New York City living
off of welfare that that that's the real problem.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I think welfare pay more than twenty grand. This is
why we should replace all welfare with UBI universal basic income.
I thought that was the screen that they used to
call balls and strikes now in baseball.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
No, that's a totally different thing. Yet that's ABS. Yeah,
that's yeah, all right. I thought was a braking system
in computerized cars.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Anti lock brakes in the LBS. Yeah, automatic braking system.
Something else soon. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
No.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
My idea is this, and I'm not the first to
think of this. I don't take credit for it. Get
rid of welfare, get rid of food stamps, get rid
of Section eight housing, take what would essentially be the
equivalent to that amount of money and just give it
to the person, but then point out to them that
we're not going to have rent control in New York city.
You're not going to be able to go in and
find cheaper groceries in Manhattan because you have this card.
(08:48):
You've got to go move somewhere now where the cost
of living is relatively low in order to be able
to survive on this modest income the government's providing you with,
because let's face it, no need for someone that's making
twenty k a year to live in downtown Manhattan. It
makes no sense unless they just want to sleep on
the sidewalk. Yeah, why do you need to be there.
(09:09):
It's just making it more expensive for other people to
be here. You're taking up room, You're not contributing anything
to the economy. Go live in rural Missouri, Go live in.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
The West Texas, go and get Yeah, you gotta tell
them every now and then. Just replace all welfare with
the UBI system, and then, you know, maybe people that
want to not work for a living, we'll just go
live somewhere where it's cheaper to live instead having all
this rent control Section eight bs.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
It doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
You've given us a lot of thought. I feel like
it's part of a maybe a platform of a campaign.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
You might be working your way up to Oh no,
I'm never running for office. I hate the people that
would put this sort of thing into play. I just
hope they do it anyway.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yeah, you'd have more influence if you're in that sphere
of influence.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
You still to say yeah, But then I'd be a douchebag. Yeah,
how dare you what? It's the useful idiot action figure
loaded with megaphone, protest sign and paper pack.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
He shouts, he marches, he never thinks twice put him
against authority or make.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Him run from it for more? Waltman Johnson, you've played
so far this morning? How dare you? I'm just I'm
noticing it. They seem to sound a lot alike. I've
been playing Ray Stevens music all morning.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, because a guy nearly died. Man, Come on, cut
some flack, dude. I'm we're celebrating his life. I'm just
remarking that very similar to each other. I thought maybe
it was just one long story song that just continued
on and on.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Are you suggesting that Ray Stevens is just a one
hit wonder, not a guy with any uh never no never.
That would be sacrilegious. I like Ray Stevens. I think
he's funny. I think he makes good songs. But yeah,
you're right. He basically sings in the same range at
the same tempone h don't uh don't other uh?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
You know artists singers, all of them, don't don't they
all do every one?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Yeah, they have a recognizable sound. Have you ever heard
a doors song?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Recognizable sound? Lets you know real quick you start to
push that button.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Would you say? The Rolling Stones are a band that
gets outside of the scope of what they do very
often it's eazy Top. Can you tell when it's ez Top?
I think you can.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, what's the matter? Nobody ever does a remake of
a zz Top song? Well, because the original is so good.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Why would you? You can't improve on that. You're not gonna
make it better.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
You guys read about all the stuff they found on
the Dark side of the Moon. I mean this is
you know, we hadn't been back there and looked around
in a while, and apparently this is what I heard. Yeah,
when when they got around to the Dark side of
the moon, they were gonna take some pictures. Luckily the
woman was there. She's the only one knew how to
make the iPhone flash. Come on, and you know, if
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it's the dark side of the moon. You don't use
a flash, you ain't gonna get much. Of course, she also,
you know, it was helpful with the photography. But she's
also the one who shouted, look out when the when
the capsule got about five thousand miles from the moon,
all sudden she put her hand on the dashboard, like,
(12:09):
look out, you're getting off of close to that moon.
You know how women are. Yeah, you do know how
they are. We've got photos of it. And tell you
what they found them? Yeah, what'd we take? What do
we find? Did you mentioned the Epstein files? I didn't
find them all. I found several boxes labeled Epstein files.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
On the dark side of the moon.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, well, they didn't want anybody to find them. Yeah. Also,
this might not surprise you, Lots and lots of rocks,
really rocks, just everwhere. They also found Starbucks. Okay, that
didn't really surprise anybody. And then a Somali daycare. They
got in touch with the owner and found out that
(12:49):
there is a huge client base and it's totally legit.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Okay, so shut up, they said. A lot of the
client's HUDs are shaped exactly like the dark side of
the Moon. That's exactly right. New photos shared by NASA
show never before seen views of the far side of
the Moon and Earth beyond it. According to the Artemis
two astronauts, they got some really cool shots. I think
they were tripping balls when they took these pictures. Their
mushrooms kicked in right when they got to the dark
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side of the Moon, and that made it more fun
for them. Yeah, I'm sure that that probably is what
did it. They call it the striking photos. An earth set,
they say, in which Earth drop below the lunar horizon,
and then the sunset, and then there was an eclipse.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Like Earth set, the sun doesn't actually set. We rotate
away from it, That's all they said.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
As we surpassed the furthest distance humans have ever traveled
from Planet Earth. We do so in honoring the extraordinary
efforts and feats of our predecessors in human space exploration.
We will continue our journey even further into space before
Mother Earth succeeds in pulling us back to everything that
we hold deer.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
It sounds like they were trying to be real polite
about it, but basically that was in your face, Apollo.
We went further than any y'all fools.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Did I think they're not selling this? Well, they should
tell more people that that should be what they really
lean into. Do people get that, you know, in your
face thing. We call it the dark side of the
Moon because for so long it was a complete mystery.
It's still mysterious in some ways, though we know a
lot more about it now than we did a century ago. Yeah,
they have a Starbucks. I didn't know that, But the
dark side of the Moon still isn't fully understood. Artemus
(14:20):
two is not the first astronauts to have captured the
dark side of the Moon. Humans first glimpse of the
moon came in nineteen fifty nine, when the Soviet Union's
Lunar three spacecraft took twenty nine photos that captured about
seventy percent of the far side of the Moon. Yeah,
but you know how them Ruski's a lie. Yeah, it's
probably they probably faked theirs. Well, their pictures look like nothing,
(14:40):
you said, just looks like a blob. Yeah, they have
iPhones back then. Apollo seventeen mission in nineteen seventy two
could have landed on the far side of the Moon.
It was one of the proposed landing spots named after all.
Apparently there's a crater there called Zolvoalski, which is named
after a Russian rocket scientist, but the site special site
was deemed too risky because landing on the fire side
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would have made communication with Earth too difficult.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yeah, impossible. Actually, you go bund the dark side. You
don't talk to them until they get back. Yeah, around
the other side again, mister hout did you hear that
they say the dark side of the moon is the
dangerous risky, it's dangerous. This is ominous. Yeah, stay away
from the dark side.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
You don't want to. Just kind of feel like they're
being a little racist. Absolutely, spend your time getting off
fixed up for a party. Why go messing yourself up
by getting drunk. Stay sober. It looks better on Stay
tuned for more. Waltman Johnson
I ain't a man a man in Texas. I'm not
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going to call him a Texas man. We'll just call
him a man in Texas.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, that's kind of like what they did in that
story in California. Ice agents the shot the California man.
Hey wasn't from California. He just happened to be there.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
A man in Texas armed with a loaded gun and
one hundred rounds ammunition, was tackled by security inside a
Houston church before he could open fire. Which church was it?
The church is called the what is it? The Post
Entertainment Center? Eden? Church is what it's called? Boy Emmanuel Memvoavie,
(00:36):
aged twenty three. Charge where's he from? We'll get there.
Charge of two counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
Houston police said that on March fifteenth, he arrived at
a church apparently they were holding a service there at
the Post Entertainment Center in downtown Houston. According to court documents,
a member of the church's security team recognized him. He
(00:57):
had been asked to leave the property two months earlier
after he tried handing out concerning flyers. Based on that history,
the church pastor asked the security team to monitor him. Apparently,
the security guard told police he saw him Moombwavie, wearing
a backpack and following a pastor into the bathroom. See
a part of the famed Mumbabweys of Texas Mbwa v I,
(01:23):
probably from the Mumbabwe ranch down the south of here,
a little waist. The guard told police he saw this
guy reach for the gun and tackled him, believing he
was about to harm members of the security team. He
had his cell phone in his hand was allegedly counting down,
leading the guard to believe there could be a bomb
that was going to be detonated. A lot of thoughts
(01:45):
going through their head at that moment. Yeah. Anyway, Uh
wild that we didn't hear about this till now. Huh.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, it was almost a month ago, wouldn't he Yeah,
it doesn't say where he's from, but his name leads
me to believe he's not from here originally.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah. But you know, if they're here now that's what counts, skinny.
I think we all know.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
If they managed to get here somehow, they fought their
way through all their trials and adversities and the problems
that they had wherever they came from, they got here
to safety. Finally, don't you want to open your arms
and embrace each and every one of them and say,
welcome to America.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Do with it what you will. Hell no, not even
a little bit. Okay, good, you're on my side. Then, yeah,
well it's nice here. He has his name has African
linguistic roots. Well, they don't say comment possibly Kenyon or Cameroonian.
It doesn't say where he's from exactly Kenyon. Do you
(02:43):
think he knows?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Uh? Nimma Emmanuel on Hanzo Manvoavi. That's a fun name.
Hum sounds kind of Muslim. Oh no, sounds kind of
Well leave it to you to pick up on that.
I never would have noticed.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, well, anyway, I'm not okay with it. I wish
people wouldn't show up at churches and trying to hurt people.
You don't do that, Yeah, knock it off. Why is
everybody got to be a jerk all the times, all
the time? Yeah, exactly. And then you know, are there
enough problems in the world you got to go create
more problems? What made you wake up today and think,
you know what, we need more problems. No, we need
less problems. That's what's pissing me off. In the meantime,
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they say tourism in America is plummeting. It's so bad.
The line at Disneyland for Space Mountain is only five
hours long today.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Oh sweet, tourism in America going to Maybe it's because
the tourists all stayed, they all came.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Here years ago.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
It maybe maybe we're out of people that want to
come to America now.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
They're trying to make it sound like the reason tourism's
down is because of Trump. But it's completely possible it's
down because of the economy. Yeah, you know, it might
not have anything to do with Trump. We don't control
everything all the time.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
When you was looking at that Mendoza story about the
draft and they said he ain't come into.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Pittsburgh, He's gonna stay home and watching on TV Florida,
did they drift off at some point and mentioned maybe
why what his motivation for staying home was. No, I
didn't mention why get into that that again some legal
problems for the news.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Now, the rest of the story is Fernando Mendoza He's
gonna stay home during the NFL Draft because his mama
has multiple multiplied.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Multiple scars MS. She had the MS and she can't go.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
She is confined to a wheelchair, and he would like
to share the moment with his family.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I like that, So.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
You'd be watching it on TV with his you know,
afflicted mother and other family members. I'm sure couldn't they
put mama on a plane And I don't know, you
know what kind of condition she's in, but you know
they let wheelchairs on planes long enough to you know, put.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
You in your seat.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I don't know what the answer to that is. But
maybe it's really bad. Maybe she's in she might not
feel like traveling. You know a lot of times people
don't want to go. Imagine that. Yeah, well it is
possible she just didn't want to go. Who knows, I
don't know. I don't know what the answer is. Maybe
she's fat.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
They'd have to get two seats, and you know, I
mean nobody can afford that.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yeah, I mean Southwest Airlines. Yeah, that's pricey these Yeah,
and yet I can't get two seats because I want one.
Have they decided yet at the Southwest Airlines?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Are they still gonna just go with the whole We
have a Debbie over there at the podium, is gonna
eyeball you and decide it's her opinion and that's what counts.
Are Are they gonna go with some kind of a
measurement or a weight system and that way people can't
argue about it so much?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Hmmm, I don't know. I don't know the answer.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I think they probably need a little more of a
guideline as to who's too fat to sit in one seat.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I don't know it's but whatever they came, maybe if
you want to pay for an extra seat, you can't,
but if you don't want to, you might be forced
to m stranger the rule I've heard of in a while.
And the Ugandan mayor of New York City, Zorhan mam Donnie,
is going full anti white mode. Apparently he is now
being called out for plotting to racially discriminate. He said,
(06:19):
it's time to do something about all these rich whites
in New York City. There's a report in City and
States today about how your administration removed DEI language from
the racial equity report that you released this week. Why
was that decision made and do you support that decision?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
So I want to be very clear. Our administration inherited
a report that the prior administration had refused to release
a report that had been heavily diluted over many rounds
of revisions. We took the time to strengthen this report,
to ensure that it was actually an accurate reflection of
the city that we all love and Noah's our home,
(06:58):
and to actually release this report within the first hundred days.
Now in this report, what we've seen, it's a report
that is both coupled with a true cost of living report,
is that the inequities in this city, they're the racial
inequities are stark. We're talking about findings that have shown
that the wealth of a median white household in the
city is more than two hundred thousand dollars, while that
(07:19):
of a black household is less than twenty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I feel, you say, white people what they do with
I gotta ask God.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Let me ask you first real quick. Do you feel
like he was perfectly clear? No?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I think that was very convoluted and complicated. I was
waiting for him to be perfectly.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Clear, needlessly complicated that he would at the beginning, and then.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
He didn't, said the media and white household income in
New York City is over two hundred thousand dollars, while
that of the black household is less than twenty thousand dollars.
I can guarantee you that's not true.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
You can't live in New York City for anywhere near
twenty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I'm sorry, since not happening, or is it possible? There
are just so many people in New York City living
off of welfare that that that's the real problem.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I think welfare pay more than twenty grand. This is
why we should replace all welfare with UBI universal basic income.
I thought that was the screen that they used to
call balls and strikes now in baseball.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
No, that's a totally different thing. Yet that's ABS. Yeah,
that's yeah, all right. I thought was a braking system
in computerized cars.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Anti lock brakes in the LBS. Yeah, automatic braking system.
Something else soon. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
No.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
My idea is this, and I'm not the first to
think of this. I don't take credit for it. Get
rid of welfare, get rid of food stamps, get rid
of Section eight housing, take what would essentially be the
equivalent to that amount of money and just give it
to the person, but then point out to them that
we're not going to have rent control in New York city.
You're not going to be able to go in and
find cheaper groceries in Manhattan because you have this card.
(08:48):
You've got to go move somewhere now where the cost
of living is relatively low in order to be able
to survive on this modest income the government's providing you with,
because let's face it, no need for someone that's making
twenty k a year to live in downtown Manhattan. It
makes no sense unless they just want to sleep on
the sidewalk. Yeah, why do you need to be there.
(09:09):
It's just making it more expensive for other people to
be here. You're taking up room, You're not contributing anything
to the economy. Go live in rural Missouri, Go live in.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
The West Texas, go and get Yeah, you gotta tell
them every now and then. Just replace all welfare with
the UBI system, and then, you know, maybe people that
want to not work for a living, we'll just go
live somewhere where it's cheaper to live instead having all
this rent control Section eight bs.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
It doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
You've given us a lot of thought. I feel like
it's part of a maybe a platform of a campaign.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
You might be working your way up to Oh no,
I'm never running for office. I hate the people that
would put this sort of thing into play. I just
hope they do it anyway.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yeah, you'd have more influence if you're in that sphere
of influence.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
You still to say yeah, But then I'd be a douchebag. Yeah,
how dare you what? It's the useful idiot action figure
loaded with megaphone, protest sign and paper pack.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
He shouts, he marches, he never thinks twice put him
against authority or make.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Him run from it for more? Waltman Johnson, you've played
so far this morning? How dare you? I'm just I'm
noticing it. They seem to sound a lot alike. I've
been playing Ray Stevens music all morning.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, because a guy nearly died. Man, Come on, cut
some flack, dude. I'm we're celebrating his life. I'm just
remarking that very similar to each other. I thought maybe
it was just one long story song that just continued
on and on.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Are you suggesting that Ray Stevens is just a one
hit wonder, not a guy with any uh never no never.
That would be sacrilegious. I like Ray Stevens. I think
he's funny. I think he makes good songs. But yeah,
you're right. He basically sings in the same range at
the same tempone h don't uh don't other uh?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
You know artists singers, all of them, don't don't they
all do every one?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Yeah, they have a recognizable sound. Have you ever heard
a doors song?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Recognizable sound? Lets you know real quick you start to
push that button.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Would you say? The Rolling Stones are a band that
gets outside of the scope of what they do very
often it's eazy Top. Can you tell when it's ez Top?
I think you can.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, what's the matter? Nobody ever does a remake of
a zz Top song? Well, because the original is so good.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Why would you? You can't improve on that. You're not gonna
make it better.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
You guys read about all the stuff they found on
the Dark side of the Moon. I mean this is
you know, we hadn't been back there and looked around
in a while, and apparently this is what I heard. Yeah,
when when they got around to the Dark side of
the moon, they were gonna take some pictures. Luckily the
woman was there. She's the only one knew how to
make the iPhone flash. Come on, and you know, if
(11:49):
it's the dark side of the moon. You don't use
a flash, you ain't gonna get much. Of course, she also,
you know, it was helpful with the photography. But she's
also the one who shouted, look out when the when
the capsule got about five thousand miles from the moon,
all sudden she put her hand on the dashboard, like,
(12:09):
look out, you're getting off of close to that moon.
You know how women are. Yeah, you do know how
they are. We've got photos of it. And tell you
what they found them? Yeah, what'd we take? What do
we find? Did you mentioned the Epstein files? I didn't
find them all. I found several boxes labeled Epstein files.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
On the dark side of the moon.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, well, they didn't want anybody to find them. Yeah. Also,
this might not surprise you, Lots and lots of rocks,
really rocks, just everwhere. They also found Starbucks. Okay, that
didn't really surprise anybody. And then a Somali daycare. They
got in touch with the owner and found out that
(12:49):
there is a huge client base and it's totally legit.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Okay, so shut up, they said. A lot of the
client's HUDs are shaped exactly like the dark side of
the Moon. That's exactly right. New photos shared by NASA
show never before seen views of the far side of
the Moon and Earth beyond it. According to the Artemis
two astronauts, they got some really cool shots. I think
they were tripping balls when they took these pictures. Their
mushrooms kicked in right when they got to the dark
(13:14):
side of the Moon, and that made it more fun
for them. Yeah, I'm sure that that probably is what
did it. They call it the striking photos. An earth set,
they say, in which Earth drop below the lunar horizon,
and then the sunset, and then there was an eclipse.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Like Earth set, the sun doesn't actually set. We rotate
away from it, That's all they said.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
As we surpassed the furthest distance humans have ever traveled
from Planet Earth. We do so in honoring the extraordinary
efforts and feats of our predecessors in human space exploration.
We will continue our journey even further into space before
Mother Earth succeeds in pulling us back to everything that
we hold deer.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
It sounds like they were trying to be real polite
about it, but basically that was in your face, Apollo.
We went further than any y'all fools.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Did I think they're not selling this? Well, they should
tell more people that that should be what they really
lean into. Do people get that, you know, in your
face thing. We call it the dark side of the
Moon because for so long it was a complete mystery.
It's still mysterious in some ways, though we know a
lot more about it now than we did a century ago. Yeah,
they have a Starbucks. I didn't know that, But the
dark side of the Moon still isn't fully understood. Artemus
(14:20):
two is not the first astronauts to have captured the
dark side of the Moon. Humans first glimpse of the
moon came in nineteen fifty nine, when the Soviet Union's
Lunar three spacecraft took twenty nine photos that captured about
seventy percent of the far side of the Moon. Yeah,
but you know how them Ruski's a lie. Yeah, it's
probably they probably faked theirs. Well, their pictures look like nothing,
(14:40):
you said, just looks like a blob. Yeah, they have
iPhones back then. Apollo seventeen mission in nineteen seventy two
could have landed on the far side of the Moon.
It was one of the proposed landing spots named after all.
Apparently there's a crater there called Zolvoalski, which is named
after a Russian rocket scientist, but the site special site
was deemed too risky because landing on the fire side
(15:03):
would have made communication with Earth too difficult.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yeah, impossible. Actually, you go bund the dark side. You
don't talk to them until they get back. Yeah, around
the other side again, mister hout did you hear that
they say the dark side of the moon is the
dangerous risky, it's dangerous. This is ominous. Yeah, stay away
from the dark side.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
You don't want to. Just kind of feel like they're
being a little racist. Absolutely, spend your time getting off
fixed up for a party. Why go messing yourself up
by getting drunk. Stay sober. It looks better on Stay
tuned for more. Waltman Johnson
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