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Speaker 1 (00:02):
A little Maha News Today courtesy of Fox News. I
thought this was an odd story for them to run. Okay,
health news and celebrity deaths, the give and take, the
Yin and Yang.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
The headline reads as follows. As I describe this to you,
I want you to try to guess what.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
The food is.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Cheap, healthy food is rejected by most Americans, even as
the Maha movement.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Is pushing it. It ain't mac and cheese. I can
tell you that.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I'll give you a hint. It's an obscure meat we
discussed on the show recently. Uh, Brontosaurus tripe. Oh yeah,
there's an article in Fox News today about how you
should eat tripe.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Which is the the lining of the intestine of animals
or something like that cow's stomach. Okay, high end protein one.
They got like four of them. I don't know. They're weird,
all of them. I guess. I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Is that they also recommend eating liver, gizzards and hearts.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I would eat a heart. Oh hell yeah, hell yeah, yeah,
I know you want that. They give me power. You
gotta eat him organ meat? So that makes you wasn't
that a liver eater? Guy? Wouldn't he like all that
healthy and stuff. Good? Yeah, that guy was. He was
all and something right there. All he did was twenty
thousand dollars worth of performance hands and drugs every month
and eat some liver, he claims. Meanwhile, another fitness influencer
(01:21):
and Maha Guy trainer, Mark Lenowski says the easiest way
to get into shapes just push ups and planking. Do
push ups and do planks. Planking. Yeah, planks are great. Yeah, okay,
well you could do a you.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Ever do a forearm plank, steve if you ever do
those occasionally?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
If you don't do it on a one of those
big rubber balls though, you're not even planking. Yeah, what
are you even doing? I know? Thank yeah, you poser
have a celebrity death. This will probably make some of
you sad. The lead singer frontman for Doctor Hook, Dennis
Look Career, Look Looker re Air then Dennis the guy
(02:03):
from Doctor Hook, has died at the age of seventy six.
He had he had cancer, pipe peacefully passed away, surrounded
by friends and loved one along and courageous battle with
kidney disease. That sounds like I'm assuming that's kidney cancer.
Disease of some kind, probably remembered for his warmth, love
(02:26):
lasting impact he had on all those around him, asking
for privacy for the friends and family at this time.
Who's gonna bother doctor Hook? You know? I mean he's
from New Jersey, but he lived in England for you know,
the last twenty five years or so. Good point, but
he did have quite the body of work in his day.
Quite a good question.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Ask Yeah, I'd like to know the answer anyway, Rest
in peace to doctor Hook.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I didn't even I didn't even know he was the
thing until he died. He knocked the guy with the patch.
That was the guy in the band with him, But
that wasn't him. That's the other guy. Now, the guy
with the patch was Crenshaw. I think, no, that's a
different guy. Crenshaw's giving everybody with a patch a bad name. Now,
ye one eyed people need to rise up on this
Crenshaw boy. Until him to take that patch off. You
(03:13):
don't deserve it.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
My favorite, uh, my favorite person with a patch was
that chicken kill Bill remember her, Darryl, Yeah, Darryl Hannah.
She didn't really look as good as she used to.
But then you know who does well I do. I
don't think so, No, I don't we men age better?
Did you know she was in Splash? Did you know that? Well?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, right around the time Splash.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Came out, wasn't there another movie that came out called Mannikin?
And it was like the same movie, What if your
girlfriend was secretly something else?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Hollywood's famous for that natural disaster movies, Mermaid movies, space
objects in space, hurtling to Earth to kill us, all movies,
they do it all. What'd you think was better Splash
or Mannikin? Well, Splash there was a young man in
that movie too who was not bad. Tom Hanks. Hanks
(04:07):
I think was his name? Yeah, Tom, Tom Hanks? Who
is in Mannaquin? You guys remember no? Let me see here?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Andrew McCarthy, Kim Cattrell, James Spader. Wow, back in the day,
Joe Storey was on the office. James Spader was in Manniquin.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Well, the guy from a police Academy. Hello, GW. Baily, Yeah,
Oh you're right. G W. Bailey was good in that movie.
That actually was I think the better movie of the two.
See in Mannequin, his girlfriend was a store mannequin, sure,
and then she would come to life. It's more believable,
(04:44):
way more. The Tom Hanks thing, she was a mermaid,
and that would never happen. You know, they can't normally,
they can't get out and walk around because they don't
have legs, you know, have to kind of like swish
their back and scoot around and that's no fun.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
And you know the other problem with having sex with
a mermaid, billy ed everybody always fantasizes that it's a
human from the waist up, a fish from the waist down.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Huh, that's not gonna work. No where are you gonna
put it.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
It would need to be a fish from the waist up,
a human from the waist down. That wouldn't be very attractive.
I don't think you're gonna want that, you know, although
I have to say, wasn't.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
It the French kissing could be exciting though? Yeah? Maybe
when they're a thing.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Though where the little mermaids she couldn't talk right when
she came to Earth or like the you know the shore. Yeah, yeah,
it doesn't seem that bad.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
You know, if we can just figgure out a way
to make that happen, we get into this a little
bit more.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, suddenly mannequin doesn't seem like the better movie, does it.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Oh? Speaking of TV shows, I just wondered did anybody
bother giving the Dutton Ranch a tryout yet? The first
two episodes or are out with and Beth leaving the
old home. Well, of course they had their land and
home sold right out from front of them by his
(06:08):
brother or her brother, so they had to move to
another place there in Montana. And then in the first
episode to find out why they decided to pick up
and head to Texas of all places. Yeah, I wonder
why they sure do miss the mountains. Maybe always for
tax purposes that might not been it. Yeah, but I
mean but in real life, yeah, do you give it a shot?
(06:30):
I guess, And see what Taylor Sheridan has in store
for them, Lioness Tulsa King Mayor of Kingstown, Landman, all
the Yellowstone stuff. The guy's busy, and the problem is
he starts off strong and then it usually kind of
because he's got a short attention span, he moves on
(06:52):
to thirteen other projects and leaves things hanging.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yeah, you know, we'll see how it goes. That's what
he does. Yeah, exactly, And you should never leave things hanging.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Unless it just feels like hanging, and then you know,
don't force it. If it don't fit, don't force it.
That's all I'm saying. I mean, you're right about that.
That's a very good point.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Uh hey, mister Kenneth, can you explain this male cleavage
shrend to me?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
What is this? Yet? Basically, just don't button your shirt.
It's a It's like your shirt is a cape. You
just drape it over your shoulders to leave it open.
But if you don't have that split along your sternum,
you know, between your pecks. These are your pecks right here. Sure,
and if you'll notice anybody that develops the pecks a
(07:34):
little bit and there is lean, gotta kind of be
lean to pull this off, you get that little split
between your chest muscles, and then you have cleavan. Bro,
I was doing that on Saturday. Check it out. Oh dear,
I didn't even know button that up. I didn't know.
He wants to see. That's bro, I'm looking good at
that wedding.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
And if you wear a little cross or whatever cross
necklace with it, you know, then you're sexy and it
looks like you love God, I mean like CrossFit.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
No, I was hoping. Now it's not what you meant. No,
not anything like that. Shuck it, Ducky Walton and Johnson
Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
To go with Mexico back then country legend George Straight
turns seventy four to days currently the only straight the
US can't.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Keep open, can can keep open? So huh oh humor,
I get it straight joke, Yeah, from a straight guy.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
And a man was arrested trying to set Chris Brown's
house on fire. His bail is set at whatever Rihanna
will pay.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
There you go, it's fine. And that's you know, the
worst part about that joke.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
It doesn't even make sense because Rihanna and Chris Brown
are friendly again.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I know, probably hooked up. Man. It still made the effort,
that's true. So how's AOC doing with her instigation of
a civil war? Do we feel like that's gonna be
a thing pretty soon?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
John AOC says it's time to go down to the
south and have New York fix everything.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Is that of a New York? Is that a northern
kind of thing? She called it? She said, we need
to pull up to the south. Is that when you
pull up on somebody? Is that where you're you're like,
you know, getting your chest out going. H you want
someone else. I think it's an urban colloquialism.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
But to be fair, most of the time, when Northerners
pull up to the South, it's because they're trying to
find somewhere with lower taxes and a cost of living.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
They're not trying.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Usually, when people move from the North down to the South,
it's because they don't like living up north anymore. They
want They said, two out of three voters moving from north,
from up north to down South tend to be Republicans,
which is the opposite of what you've been told.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
You know, it's well, I just tell you this. If
they think the civil war between the North and the
South is is a good idea, I gotta tell you,
I don't think they're gonna like the way this one
wraps up, you know what I mean? Things have changed,
hadding n Ado. Yeah, she's counting on all the Democrats
in the South to rise up when she pulls up
(10:02):
with her Yankee buddies. The Democrats in the South are
gonna be on their side, see, and they'll help them.
Problem is, the Democrats keep saying they're the party of
No Guns, that doesn't sound promising if you're instigating a war, now,
does it?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
While we're up north, maybe I need to get the
proper music for this one. Cute the Democrat white lady.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Running for office in Michigan. Music. There we go, Michigan. Huh,
that's a miss.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
We now take you to Michigan where a white lady
named Shelby Campbell, thirty two year old single mom, is
running in Michigan's thirteenth congressional district.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Why is she a single mom? I could show you
some videos, it would make sense, Is that right?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Shelby is kind of an average, kind of mid looking,
but she really likes twerk in that booty She poses
in front of a banner p word power with edgy
core is She posted photos of her son online in
front of her baby laying in a crib in front
of a marijuana poster. Yeah, she twerks on camera. She
(11:11):
puts a camera between her legs. That shows you, like this,
the thin piece of fabric covering you're getting under the hood.
Yeah exactly. Yeah, twerking on her kitchen sink seems to
be Uh, that's.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
All I ever wanted out of my elected officials. Please
lead us.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Lip syncing, squat squat poses. But buttocks clapping is a
thing on her channel there if you follow her.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
On social media. Well, she was just raised in a
time when that was appropriate.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I suppose, she says, I am a seaword. Great, but
would you know a seaword if you saw one?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Isn't that special? Yeah, you're in satan. They're probably running
as a team.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yeah, I can't tell if you're doing a Church Lady
or Tucker Carlson.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Are they the same person? Oh? My god, might be
onto something. We're still getting a lot of emails from
stuff we talked about earlier, like those teen takeovers that
are going on all the time, running through the park,
running through the streets, the mall, and of course any
fast food restaurant. Tom said, you know, with all these
(12:15):
team takeovers, maybe they're leading up to something. What if
they decided to start doing that all at the same
time that could be used as a diversion for something bigger,
like a large scale nationwide chai coom sabotage operation. Why
can't law enforcement track these events back to the source
(12:38):
through the cell phones? Follow the texts that these kids
are sending to each other. You know, they have to
organize this stuff. If these teams are going to a
conservative political event, the FBI would have already tracked them
all down through text messaging, facial recognition and all the
rest and arrested them all. But they don't seem to
(13:01):
bother doing that. No, they don't really seem to care
at Ah. Wow, that would be a lot of work.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
You know, they would do it if it was conservatives, though,
arresting everybody.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, but that's the thing. Conservatives don't do that.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
If the if conservatives did that, we'd spend the next
four years of the next Democrat administration just talking about
the one time Republicans did that.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
If only there was something I could use as an example.
Huh nah that nothing comes to mind at all. Yeah,
what could you do? Oh well, oh well, anyway, Uh
more about AOSI didn't know she represents Alabama, needs to
represent her own district, says Kyle. And we are still
(13:43):
getting dinosaur emails su up with the dinosaur's eye. Well,
about six fifteen or six thirty or so this morning,
you guys were talking about what kind of dinosaur would
be good to have around the house.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I think it would be called to domesticate a Tero dactavo.
Assuming you could fly.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
It, you'll get it to land on your arm like
those falcon guys. Do you know they're a little big
for that. You go had to do some workouts first,
God of things is big.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Look, I'm in the gym all the time. You know,
Mark Rippitto is starting Strength School of weightlifting. But there's
only so many forearm you know, chin ups you can do.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
You know, Ricky says, the big drawback to me from
having dinosaur piss would be the huge piles of pooh. Well,
we talked about that first thing, the triceratops from Jurassic Park.
The pooh was like eight feet high in this big round.
But the girl stuck her arm all the way in
up to her shoulder and it didn't even come out
(14:35):
to the other side. That's how big that poo was.
Come on, guys, you're not thinking like a capitalist. Sell it.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
There's a shortage of fertilizer right now because of this
straight of horror mooz thing.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
That's right. Start telling these produce farmers. You know, nothing
makes the apples grow like some pterodactyl poop. Yeah, you
can taste it in every juicy bite. If that's not
selling it billetd no. Oh, And speaking of shortages, besides
of the oil and the problem with that, uh, there's
a lot of other shortages. As a matter of fact,
(15:03):
a Chinese ketchup maker over there, I meanes it's probably
like Hinds in America. Whatever King Gou or whatever they
call ketchup King Goo. They they they're running out of
ink or die or whatever they use to make their
colorful packaging, and so they're having to go without like
(15:26):
the bright yellow colors that you might associate with ketchup. Huh,
it's tomato ketchup. It's not supposed to anyway. They use yellow,
a lot of yellow dye in their in their packaging.
Have you seen they've got like purple ketchup? Now they're
they're going monochrome now with the packaging. They're also out
of white ink or dye, which seems to I thought
(15:50):
the packages would be white before they wrote on them. Yeah,
good point, but they can't make the packages now. Unbelievable.
Makes a lot of Muslims. Yeah, way to go, screw
up ketchup. That's that's a ran for you.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Well, on the other hand, if people aren't putting ketchup
on their hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
I don't know how they deal with that in Japan.
Do they eat hot dog goose in Japan? Well, and
we dropped a nuclear bomb on them twice. I guess
we could do it again if they don't start acting right. Hey, John,
you got anything? Don't forget boys and girls too? Eat
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(16:25):
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A little Maha News Today courtesy of Fox News. I
thought this was an odd story for them to run. Okay,
health news and celebrity deaths, the give and take, the
Yin and Yang.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
The headline reads as follows. As I describe this to you,
I want you to try to guess what.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
The food is.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Cheap, healthy food is rejected by most Americans, even as
the Maha movement.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Is pushing it. It ain't mac and cheese. I can
tell you that.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I'll give you a hint. It's an obscure meat we
discussed on the show recently. Uh, Brontosaurus tripe. Oh yeah,
there's an article in Fox News today about how you
should eat tripe.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Which is the the lining of the intestine of animals
or something like that cow's stomach. Okay, high end protein one.
They got like four of them. I don't know. They're weird,
all of them. I guess. I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Is that they also recommend eating liver, gizzards and hearts.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I would eat a heart. Oh hell yeah, hell yeah, yeah,
I know you want that. They give me power. You
gotta eat him organ meat? So that makes you wasn't
that a liver eater? Guy? Wouldn't he like all that
healthy and stuff. Good? Yeah, that guy was. He was
all and something right there. All he did was twenty
thousand dollars worth of performance hands and drugs every month
and eat some liver, he claims. Meanwhile, another fitness influencer
(01:21):
and Maha Guy trainer, Mark Lenowski says the easiest way
to get into shapes just push ups and planking. Do
push ups and do planks. Planking. Yeah, planks are great. Yeah, okay,
well you could do a you.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Ever do a forearm plank, steve if you ever do
those occasionally?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
If you don't do it on a one of those
big rubber balls though, you're not even planking. Yeah, what
are you even doing? I know? Thank yeah, you poser
have a celebrity death. This will probably make some of
you sad. The lead singer frontman for Doctor Hook, Dennis
Look Career, Look Looker re Air then Dennis the guy
(02:03):
from Doctor Hook, has died at the age of seventy six.
He had he had cancer, pipe peacefully passed away, surrounded
by friends and loved one along and courageous battle with
kidney disease. That sounds like I'm assuming that's kidney cancer.
Disease of some kind, probably remembered for his warmth, love
(02:26):
lasting impact he had on all those around him, asking
for privacy for the friends and family at this time.
Who's gonna bother doctor Hook? You know? I mean he's
from New Jersey, but he lived in England for you know,
the last twenty five years or so. Good point, but
he did have quite the body of work in his day.
Quite a good question.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Ask Yeah, I'd like to know the answer anyway, Rest
in peace to doctor Hook.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I didn't even I didn't even know he was the
thing until he died. He knocked the guy with the patch.
That was the guy in the band with him, But
that wasn't him. That's the other guy. Now, the guy
with the patch was Crenshaw. I think, no, that's a
different guy. Crenshaw's giving everybody with a patch a bad name. Now,
ye one eyed people need to rise up on this
Crenshaw boy. Until him to take that patch off. You
(03:13):
don't deserve it.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
My favorite, uh, my favorite person with a patch was
that chicken kill Bill remember her, Darryl, Yeah, Darryl Hannah.
She didn't really look as good as she used to.
But then you know who does well I do. I
don't think so, No, I don't we men age better?
Did you know she was in Splash? Did you know that? Well?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, right around the time Splash.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Came out, wasn't there another movie that came out called Mannikin?
And it was like the same movie, What if your
girlfriend was secretly something else?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Hollywood's famous for that natural disaster movies, Mermaid movies, space
objects in space, hurtling to Earth to kill us, all movies,
they do it all. What'd you think was better Splash
or Mannikin? Well, Splash there was a young man in
that movie too who was not bad. Tom Hanks. Hanks
(04:07):
I think was his name? Yeah, Tom, Tom Hanks? Who
is in Mannaquin? You guys remember no? Let me see here?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Andrew McCarthy, Kim Cattrell, James Spader. Wow, back in the day,
Joe Storey was on the office. James Spader was in Manniquin.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Well, the guy from a police Academy. Hello, GW. Baily, Yeah,
Oh you're right. G W. Bailey was good in that movie.
That actually was I think the better movie of the two.
See in Mannequin, his girlfriend was a store mannequin, sure,
and then she would come to life. It's more believable,
(04:44):
way more. The Tom Hanks thing, she was a mermaid,
and that would never happen. You know, they can't normally,
they can't get out and walk around because they don't
have legs, you know, have to kind of like swish
their back and scoot around and that's no fun.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
And you know the other problem with having sex with
a mermaid, billy ed everybody always fantasizes that it's a
human from the waist up, a fish from the waist down.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Huh, that's not gonna work. No where are you gonna
put it.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
It would need to be a fish from the waist up,
a human from the waist down. That wouldn't be very attractive.
I don't think you're gonna want that, you know, although
I have to say, wasn't.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
It the French kissing could be exciting though? Yeah? Maybe
when they're a thing.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Though where the little mermaids she couldn't talk right when
she came to Earth or like the you know the shore. Yeah, yeah,
it doesn't seem that bad.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
You know, if we can just figgure out a way
to make that happen, we get into this a little
bit more.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, suddenly mannequin doesn't seem like the better movie, does it.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Oh? Speaking of TV shows, I just wondered did anybody
bother giving the Dutton Ranch a tryout yet? The first
two episodes or are out with and Beth leaving the
old home. Well, of course they had their land and
home sold right out from front of them by his
(06:08):
brother or her brother, so they had to move to
another place there in Montana. And then in the first
episode to find out why they decided to pick up
and head to Texas of all places. Yeah, I wonder
why they sure do miss the mountains. Maybe always for
tax purposes that might not been it. Yeah, but I
mean but in real life, yeah, do you give it a shot?
(06:30):
I guess, And see what Taylor Sheridan has in store
for them, Lioness Tulsa King Mayor of Kingstown, Landman, all
the Yellowstone stuff. The guy's busy, and the problem is
he starts off strong and then it usually kind of
because he's got a short attention span, he moves on
(06:52):
to thirteen other projects and leaves things hanging.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yeah, you know, we'll see how it goes. That's what
he does. Yeah, exactly, And you should never leave things hanging.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Unless it just feels like hanging, and then you know,
don't force it. If it don't fit, don't force it.
That's all I'm saying. I mean, you're right about that.
That's a very good point.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Uh hey, mister Kenneth, can you explain this male cleavage
shrend to me?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
What is this? Yet? Basically, just don't button your shirt.
It's a It's like your shirt is a cape. You
just drape it over your shoulders to leave it open.
But if you don't have that split along your sternum,
you know, between your pecks. These are your pecks right here. Sure,
and if you'll notice anybody that develops the pecks a
(07:34):
little bit and there is lean, gotta kind of be
lean to pull this off, you get that little split
between your chest muscles, and then you have cleavan. Bro,
I was doing that on Saturday. Check it out. Oh dear,
I didn't even know button that up. I didn't know.
He wants to see. That's bro, I'm looking good at
that wedding.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
And if you wear a little cross or whatever cross
necklace with it, you know, then you're sexy and it
looks like you love God, I mean like CrossFit.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
No, I was hoping. Now it's not what you meant. No,
not anything like that. Shuck it, Ducky Walton and Johnson
Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
To go with Mexico back then country legend George Straight
turns seventy four to days currently the only straight the
US can't.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Keep open, can can keep open? So huh oh humor,
I get it straight joke, Yeah, from a straight guy.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
And a man was arrested trying to set Chris Brown's
house on fire. His bail is set at whatever Rihanna
will pay.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
There you go, it's fine. And that's you know, the
worst part about that joke.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
It doesn't even make sense because Rihanna and Chris Brown
are friendly again.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I know, probably hooked up. Man. It still made the effort,
that's true. So how's AOC doing with her instigation of
a civil war? Do we feel like that's gonna be
a thing pretty soon?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
John AOC says it's time to go down to the
south and have New York fix everything.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Is that of a New York? Is that a northern
kind of thing? She called it? She said, we need
to pull up to the south. Is that when you
pull up on somebody? Is that where you're you're like,
you know, getting your chest out going. H you want
someone else. I think it's an urban colloquialism.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
But to be fair, most of the time, when Northerners
pull up to the South, it's because they're trying to
find somewhere with lower taxes and a cost of living.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
They're not trying.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Usually, when people move from the North down to the South,
it's because they don't like living up north anymore. They
want They said, two out of three voters moving from north,
from up north to down South tend to be Republicans,
which is the opposite of what you've been told.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
You know, it's well, I just tell you this. If
they think the civil war between the North and the
South is is a good idea, I gotta tell you,
I don't think they're gonna like the way this one
wraps up, you know what I mean? Things have changed,
hadding n Ado. Yeah, she's counting on all the Democrats
in the South to rise up when she pulls up
(10:02):
with her Yankee buddies. The Democrats in the South are
gonna be on their side, see, and they'll help them.
Problem is, the Democrats keep saying they're the party of
No Guns, that doesn't sound promising if you're instigating a war, now,
does it?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
While we're up north, maybe I need to get the
proper music for this one. Cute the Democrat white lady.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Running for office in Michigan. Music. There we go, Michigan. Huh,
that's a miss.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
We now take you to Michigan where a white lady
named Shelby Campbell, thirty two year old single mom, is
running in Michigan's thirteenth congressional district.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Why is she a single mom? I could show you
some videos, it would make sense, Is that right?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Shelby is kind of an average, kind of mid looking,
but she really likes twerk in that booty She poses
in front of a banner p word power with edgy
core is She posted photos of her son online in
front of her baby laying in a crib in front
of a marijuana poster. Yeah, she twerks on camera. She
(11:11):
puts a camera between her legs. That shows you, like this,
the thin piece of fabric covering you're getting under the hood.
Yeah exactly. Yeah, twerking on her kitchen sink seems to
be Uh, that's.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
All I ever wanted out of my elected officials. Please
lead us.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Lip syncing, squat squat poses. But buttocks clapping is a
thing on her channel there if you follow her.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
On social media. Well, she was just raised in a
time when that was appropriate.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I suppose, she says, I am a seaword. Great, but
would you know a seaword if you saw one?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Isn't that special? Yeah, you're in satan. They're probably running
as a team.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yeah, I can't tell if you're doing a Church Lady
or Tucker Carlson.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Are they the same person? Oh? My god, might be
onto something. We're still getting a lot of emails from
stuff we talked about earlier, like those teen takeovers that
are going on all the time, running through the park,
running through the streets, the mall, and of course any
fast food restaurant. Tom said, you know, with all these
(12:15):
team takeovers, maybe they're leading up to something. What if
they decided to start doing that all at the same
time that could be used as a diversion for something bigger,
like a large scale nationwide chai coom sabotage operation. Why
can't law enforcement track these events back to the source
(12:38):
through the cell phones? Follow the texts that these kids
are sending to each other. You know, they have to
organize this stuff. If these teams are going to a
conservative political event, the FBI would have already tracked them
all down through text messaging, facial recognition and all the
rest and arrested them all. But they don't seem to
(13:01):
bother doing that. No, they don't really seem to care
at Ah. Wow, that would be a lot of work.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
You know, they would do it if it was conservatives, though,
arresting everybody.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, but that's the thing. Conservatives don't do that.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
If the if conservatives did that, we'd spend the next
four years of the next Democrat administration just talking about
the one time Republicans did that.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
If only there was something I could use as an example.
Huh nah that nothing comes to mind at all. Yeah,
what could you do? Oh well, oh well, anyway, Uh
more about AOSI didn't know she represents Alabama, needs to
represent her own district, says Kyle. And we are still
(13:43):
getting dinosaur emails su up with the dinosaur's eye. Well,
about six fifteen or six thirty or so this morning,
you guys were talking about what kind of dinosaur would
be good to have around the house.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I think it would be called to domesticate a Tero dactavo.
Assuming you could fly.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
It, you'll get it to land on your arm like
those falcon guys. Do you know they're a little big
for that. You go had to do some workouts first,
God of things is big.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Look, I'm in the gym all the time. You know,
Mark Rippitto is starting Strength School of weightlifting. But there's
only so many forearm you know, chin ups you can do.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
You know, Ricky says, the big drawback to me from
having dinosaur piss would be the huge piles of pooh. Well,
we talked about that first thing, the triceratops from Jurassic Park.
The pooh was like eight feet high in this big round.
But the girl stuck her arm all the way in
up to her shoulder and it didn't even come out
(14:35):
to the other side. That's how big that poo was.
Come on, guys, you're not thinking like a capitalist. Sell it.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
There's a shortage of fertilizer right now because of this
straight of horror mooz thing.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
That's right. Start telling these produce farmers. You know, nothing
makes the apples grow like some pterodactyl poop. Yeah, you
can taste it in every juicy bite. If that's not
selling it billetd no. Oh, And speaking of shortages, besides
of the oil and the problem with that, uh, there's
a lot of other shortages. As a matter of fact,
(15:03):
a Chinese ketchup maker over there, I meanes it's probably
like Hinds in America. Whatever King Gou or whatever they
call ketchup King Goo. They they they're running out of
ink or die or whatever they use to make their
colorful packaging, and so they're having to go without like
(15:26):
the bright yellow colors that you might associate with ketchup. Huh,
it's tomato ketchup. It's not supposed to anyway. They use yellow,
a lot of yellow dye in their in their packaging.
Have you seen they've got like purple ketchup? Now they're
they're going monochrome now with the packaging. They're also out
of white ink or dye, which seems to I thought
(15:50):
the packages would be white before they wrote on them. Yeah,
good point, but they can't make the packages now. Unbelievable.
Makes a lot of Muslims. Yeah, way to go, screw
up ketchup. That's that's a ran for you.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Well, on the other hand, if people aren't putting ketchup
on their hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
I don't know how they deal with that in Japan.
Do they eat hot dog goose in Japan? Well, and
we dropped a nuclear bomb on them twice. I guess
we could do it again if they don't start acting right. Hey, John,
you got anything? Don't forget boys and girls too? Eat
it every day. Hey again, you've reached the end of
(16:25):
the Walton and Johnson podcast. Good for you. That means
you listened all the way to the end. Does it
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