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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
The one funny thing on Saturday Night Live this season
was the Tucker and Carlson impersonation. I actually thought that
was pretty funny. What this guy impersonate Tucker Carlson. He
was that the guy that says, never touch a black
man's radio. No, I think that's Chris. That's Chris Tucker,
not Tucker Christian. No, no, not Tucker Carlson Carlson. Yeah,
(00:25):
it was pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
They Oh, this guy used to be on Fox and
then they decided they didn't need him anymore, and we
thought it was a mistake, but turns out they were
probably right.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Well, this is an impersonation. It's pretty good. Okay, you're calling.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
The mc gala a night of fashion and fun. Huh yes,
come on, everybody, let's all prance around in our hundred
thousand dollars clown outfits and watch the American Empire crumble.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
He's good. What are we doing?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
It's going on.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
So you didn't like this year's Metala, Oh no, I.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Loved it because when I go to a museum, I
don't want to talk about history. No, I want to
look at the rock in a skirt. Do you smell
what the rock is cooking? Because I do it's gender confusion,
that's the goal.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Now I don't think that's the goal.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I think it's a pretty good impression, especially if you
don't look if you if you're not and nobody could
see him on the radio, it was really good.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
It does sound exactly like Tucker Carlson huh huh.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
And then that little blurt of questions got papapap, what's
going on?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
What are they doing?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
And then uh Tucker Carlson laughs. It's kind of unsettling.
Oh yeah, I used to think he's great on Fox,
I know, but did Fox miss a beat? They seem
to still have the winning lineup every evening? Yeah, what
happened gutt Felt? Yeah, Gutfelt's great, Jesse's great. It's too
bad about Tucker. And then Tucker got weird after he left,
(01:54):
Yeah didn't he though? I mean, you act like that
after you know, all the things you've said and done
come back to an't you. I don't have an issue
with conservatives criticizing Israel, even though I'm not, probably not
as critical as some of them are. I get it.
It's a foreign country. We spend a lot of money there.
You should ask yourself, is this to our better? I
get it, it's a valid question ask, but cozying up
(02:16):
next to Cutter in Russia with what the eff are
you thinking?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Dude? Good question.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Keifer Sutherland cancels the US concert due to very low
ticket sales. Yeah, Keifer Sutherland was going to do a
twenty four and the Lost Boys icon. Keifer Sutherland was
going to go on tour. He's got a band, right,
He's got a song out called not Enough Whiskey.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
It's it's country music across the floor.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
In the hull sounds drunk already. It sounds like he
had a little more than enough whiskey.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
You didn't want Keif for Sutherland to be a country singer.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
If he starts singing here in a minute, let me know, no,
this is it, This is ain't here singing now, Just
so we're clear.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
He was born in London, right, he's a British guy.
It's like Keith Urban doing country music.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
You know.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Well, he seems to be quite popular though I know
he's all Australia and you.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Know, okay, but we played this game at the gym
the other day. Everybody knows Keith Urban, right, name one
song can't do it, No nobody. The only thing anybody
knows about him is Nicole Kidman. We're all lifting weights
on Thursday and this came up, and not one person
could name a single song.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I don't know. I know he's been around for years.
I couldn't tell you.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
We were talking about the Muslimization of America a moment
ago and got an email here through the app. I
don't think there's a name here, but they wanted to
talk about deism. Are dism, Well, there's there's two pronunciations,
deism and deism. Okay, it's de Eism And I thought
(03:54):
for a minute they meant theeiism like it's a religion,
and it kind of is, but no Deism.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
No, you're talking about the philosophical and rationalistic theology that
asserts God exists as the creator of the universe, but
rejects divine intervention, miracles, and revealed religions.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Everyone knows that.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
As opposed to theism right where they believe that God
exists and does interact with human existence. In Indism, they
said created the universe, doesn't interact, relying on reason and
nature Deism, thank you, rather than divine revelation and miracles,
and the person that wrote the email says, I am
(04:31):
a deist and I find Catholics most tolerable. Hence why
my home country here is over seventy percent Catholic with
good immigration laws, because they understand as I do, that
the two biggest religions on Earth, Christianity and Islam, only
one of those preaches to kill all the other religions.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yeah, it's a lot.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
That seems to be one of the major setbacks for
the Muslims. You know, here in America, we prefer something different.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Young people are discovering Catholicism and high numbers now, they're
discovering Orthodox Christianity. They're discovering the big evangelical churches.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
One thing they're not getting into.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Is the woke churches, the Unitarians and the LGBTQ friendly
Methodist Church, and those places seem to be hemorrhaging members
right now, which isn't too surprising if you consider what
the you know, the ideas, the thought process that they're
offering is really the equivalent of what you get from
a Disney movie. You don't really need to go to
(05:40):
church to hear people preach this gospel exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
You just make up all kinds of crap at your
house if you feel like it. You don't need somebody,
you know, divining and explaining the word of God.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
And I to be clear, I get that there's two
kinds of Methodists out there. The good normal Methodists. I
don't have an issue with them. It's these bagel bar Methodists.
I don't understand them.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
They're allowed to have bagels. Yeah, they got a bagel bar. Well,
let's just not even being a Methodist? Then, is it?
They do gay marriages? Are you well? I did do what? Yeah,
but I'm not a religious leader.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Okay, you did a gay marriage and it wasn't a
bad thing. I think it was actually enjoyable.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I mean, honestly, if you're gonna get somebody to officiate
your gay wedding, you should at least get.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Someone that's funny. Yeah, so you know, next time I'm
gonna tell you something, it's gonna upset a few of
our listeners. Uh. Oh, was it a gay wedding this weekend? Really? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
It was very Were you part of the party, the
wedding party? No, it's just there hanging out. I took
a girl as a date.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Oh, okay, when you say gay wedding. Boys, girl dudes.
It was my neighbors got married.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Oh the Gabors. Oh that is exciting.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Did you decorate their door in the hallway of your
building with some kind of a fancy, you know, floral
wedding display of some kind.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I didn't even know that was a thing that people did.
Is that a thing?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I didn't do that.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Two doves intertwining as they carry the ribbons of peace
and love to turn it into a heart. Yeah, that's pretty.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Here's a real short version of what happened. They were
getting married and they're like, Kenny, you know our wedding's
on Saturday. Are you gonna go? I was like, yeah,
i'll go. Do you guys need anything? They said, no,
we don't need any gifts or anything. So, oh, don't
tell me you didn't get him a gift. I got
him a bag of gummies. And then I said, I
was like, where's the wedding? And he texted me the
address and the time. I was like, I will be there.
I will bring a date. So my date and I
(07:38):
go and I put on a burgundy suit. I thought
it looked pretty good, and my day.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Thought, just for a second, I thought you were a burka.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
No bundy, it was. It's a nice maroon. Yeah, it's
like it's a suit I almost never wear. I've worn
it to one other wedding and it was also I
never seeing it anyway, So I show up at the
wedding in this suit and just any coincidence. And everyone,
and I mean everyone, and I mean everywhere. Everyone is
dressed in white really except for the two except for
(08:09):
the two rooms.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Because it's not there's not a virgin all them this wedding.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
The people are all like every attendee is wearing white except.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Me and my date.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
You didn't get the memo. I guess I didn't know.
And they're like, didn't you look at the invitation? I go,
there was an invitation. I also a rookie mistake. And
you the way you told a story and I'll hold.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
You to it is they ask if you will come
into the wedding, and you agreed before you knew where
it was. What if it was like in Conroe or
someplace you see, you know, like, oh, you know we're
gonna do this. We're gonna do this. It's gonna be
one of travel weddings. We're gonna go to Fredericksburg. You
(08:51):
had already agreed to go before you found out whether
it was ten minutes or two hours from your house.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
That's a that's a rookie mistake.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
As you know, I took clients to the Astros game
on Sunday, so I feel like I could have got
out of that. Sorry, guys, I gotta go to a
baseball game tomorrow, and it's a business meeting.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Bass. Yeah, aren't men supposed to marry women? No?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
No, no, that's just all of human history except for
the last five months.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Natalie Decker is cute. She is a cute girl, very pretty.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Who are we talking about?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Oh you must this is me and Billy had stuff.
You wouldn't get it.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Yeah, this is man stuff here.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Natalie Decker parked her truck during Friday's race at Dover
after just eighteen laps in the NASCAR Black when NASCAR
Black flagged her for being too slow.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
That, of course, isn't the whole story. I bet not.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Decker essentially rage quit during the race, suffering one of
the most stunning in car meltdowns we have ever witnessed.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
In folks. The audio recording of what the radio was
hearing during this race.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah, the radio from the car back to the pit.
You need to know that if you didn't know anything
about NASCAR, they have a truck series. This was the
Eco Save two hundred and dover Eko Save. Yeah, I
know there were three women drivers. Destiny not well maybe
they pronounced it destiny, but it's d d ys t
(10:18):
a n Y Destiny. Natalie Decker you mentioned, and Tony
making history as Destiny became the first black woman to
compete in NASCAR's top three touring series. Finally, first race
since twenty twenty with three women in the top level event.
(10:38):
Natalie is the one that we were discussing. Natalie had
a meltdown over the radio during the race. We would
have played it for you sooner, but I needed a
few minutes to bleep all the swears.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Oh she have a mouth on her. Guys, we have.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Heard NASCAR has always been a thing we've just kind
of casually covered on this radio show over the years
because Billy, I'd like said, a handful of our listeners
like it.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I like it a lot less than it used to, to
be honest with you, They've may have made a lot
of changes and you know, like everything else in this
country's just gone to hale. Basically, let's see the black
ladies that are upsetting to you. No girl, this is
the white girl that has embarrassed herself. It sounds like
the crew chief needs to get her h pampers and
(11:22):
a pacifier for the next if she even ever drives again.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Now credit to the crew chief, the spotterry, and the
team owner for handling the like adults. I would have
gone ballistic, She starts swearing over the radio. Uh, telling
the people listening on the radio thirteen times, we have
no idea.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
You have no idea, she says, No, we do. Actually
we race.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
We've been We're the rest of them have been doing
this for a long time.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Then she parks her truck, quits on her team, leaves
the truck series entirely. Then, naturally, she quickly turns her
attention to social media. Uh, why don't I just play
the audio recording for you? This is a bit of
what it sounded like.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I'm trying my busseholders together, but I still.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Want to keep doing this.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Okay, you're okay, what is this faster?
Speaker 3 (12:08):
It can after I'm.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Gonna have like fifteen laps.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
To go to the stage, and if you do not
want to do it when you get back out here,
you can bring it in. Okay. There's just so.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Many things that I could say right.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Now, and I'm just trying to keep it together about
the director of the series.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Try to keep your composures, try to just breathe, and
if you're not comfortable and just come in.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Let's remember what's on our truck and just bring the
garage right. I feel like a failure if I do
know you're not You're not.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Let's do that.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Drave it down, drab down the garage things I want
to say, and I'm probably gonna get more suspested. You
have no idea.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
You just frantishus spotor he'll get choose the garage to
be Okay.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Josh, I'm not going to come back to the truck series.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Scar can take it from here on. O. I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Serious question, question. I hear, I hear you.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Hang on. This is the best part of all out
of the truck, the most important thing. Let's have a
bottle of cold.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
What's up together for you?
Speaker 3 (13:12):
For Nashville. I'm gonna get online for this is just
gonna be insane.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I'm not ready the amount of hate I'm gonna get online.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
On this, and then she goes right to social media
to start addressing all the hate that she's expecting. Guys,
do they have to qualify for this? Has she ever
driven a truck in a race before in her life?
Sounds like she You're like won the lottery and her
prize was you get to go race and something that
you've never done before you get there.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
You want to McDonald's prize contest, you get to play
guitar for Van Hale.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Here you go. I never played guitar. Doesn't matter. Yes,
she did have to qualify for the race.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
The twenty twenty six NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series race used
single car qualifying on Friday afternoon. There were exactly thirty
six trucks centered for thirty six starting spots, so no
one was guaranteed in without a lap time, no provisionals
or owner points.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Single car lap time means she wasn't used to having
a lot of other trucks speeding around her, and she
lost it. She you heard the talking to her. He
told her first he told her was, uh, you just
go aheading up, you know, put foot in it. Uh,
get get up some speed and get going. He had
(14:27):
already been getting the warnings from the track officials that, uh,
if she didn't, if she didn't start racing, we're gonna
pull her. And the guy told her, he's like, you
might want to just go ahead and uh pick it
up a little bit.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
And she she couldn't do it. Boy, really sad, sad
and embarrassing. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
I think we need trans in in NASCAR more than ever.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Yeah, No, I completely agree. It's time once and for all.
I think we all agree. Uh, it's a no brainer.
I think everybody knows that's true. We need trans racers
now more than ever.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
That's oh man, honey, can she think of anything else
to do? Like, you know, what would be wrong with
making the real driver sandwiches for when they get get done.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
With the race.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Sure it doesn't have to be sandwiches. She could make
a stew or something like that. I don't know what
part of the country she's from, a fun Oh yeah,
everybody wants a cupcake? Who doesn't like a cup cupcake?
It's just a little cake absolutely, or even better, someone
else can make the cupcakes that she could just go
around picking up all the little papers from it.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
You know, it's hard to screw that up.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Put her in a short skirt, a little cleavage, and
let her walk around with a tree filled with cupcakes
offering the boys something delicious.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Yeah, that's a tough one for stereotype Natalie apparently. I
think what she's really qualified to do is be a
good mom, maybe a wife, you know that sort of thing.
Maybe a you know, she could maybe she could wash
the car in a bikini.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
That'd be nice. She is Billy had she was born
in nineteen ninety. Oh man, Yeah, if you yeah, if
you know.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
If you thought that was embarrassing, imagine how our husband
must feel.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
You think she you think she got one. Hmmmm. So
remember when I was pregnant, you told everyone were pregnant.
And remember when I gave birth, you told everyone we
gave birth.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Yeah, well we dented the car Wolton and Johnson
What, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
The one funny thing on Saturday Night Live this season
was the Tucker and Carlson impersonation. I actually thought that
was pretty funny. What this guy impersonate Tucker Carlson. He
was that the guy that says, never touch a black
man's radio. No, I think that's Chris. That's Chris Tucker,
not Tucker Christian. No, no, not Tucker Carlson Carlson. Yeah,
(00:25):
it was pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
They Oh, this guy used to be on Fox and
then they decided they didn't need him anymore, and we
thought it was a mistake, but turns out they were
probably right.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Well, this is an impersonation. It's pretty good. Okay, you're calling.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
The mc gala a night of fashion and fun. Huh yes,
come on, everybody, let's all prance around in our hundred
thousand dollars clown outfits and watch the American Empire crumble.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
He's good. What are we doing?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
It's going on.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
So you didn't like this year's Metala, Oh no, I.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Loved it because when I go to a museum, I
don't want to talk about history. No, I want to
look at the rock in a skirt. Do you smell
what the rock is cooking? Because I do it's gender confusion,
that's the goal.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Now I don't think that's the goal.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I think it's a pretty good impression, especially if you
don't look if you if you're not and nobody could
see him on the radio, it was really good.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
It does sound exactly like Tucker Carlson huh huh.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
And then that little blurt of questions got papapap, what's
going on?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
What are they doing?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
And then uh Tucker Carlson laughs. It's kind of unsettling.
Oh yeah, I used to think he's great on Fox,
I know, but did Fox miss a beat? They seem
to still have the winning lineup every evening? Yeah, what
happened gutt Felt? Yeah, Gutfelt's great, Jesse's great. It's too
bad about Tucker. And then Tucker got weird after he left,
(01:54):
Yeah didn't he though? I mean, you act like that
after you know, all the things you've said and done
come back to an't you. I don't have an issue
with conservatives criticizing Israel, even though I'm not, probably not
as critical as some of them are. I get it.
It's a foreign country. We spend a lot of money there.
You should ask yourself, is this to our better? I
get it, it's a valid question ask, but cozying up
(02:16):
next to Cutter in Russia with what the eff are
you thinking?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Dude? Good question.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Keifer Sutherland cancels the US concert due to very low
ticket sales. Yeah, Keifer Sutherland was going to do a
twenty four and the Lost Boys icon. Keifer Sutherland was
going to go on tour. He's got a band, right,
He's got a song out called not Enough Whiskey.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
It's it's country music across the floor.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
In the hull sounds drunk already. It sounds like he
had a little more than enough whiskey.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
You didn't want Keif for Sutherland to be a country singer.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
If he starts singing here in a minute, let me know, no,
this is it, This is ain't here singing now, Just
so we're clear.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
He was born in London, right, he's a British guy.
It's like Keith Urban doing country music.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
You know.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Well, he seems to be quite popular though I know
he's all Australia and you.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Know, okay, but we played this game at the gym
the other day. Everybody knows Keith Urban, right, name one
song can't do it, No nobody. The only thing anybody
knows about him is Nicole Kidman. We're all lifting weights
on Thursday and this came up, and not one person
could name a single song.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I don't know. I know he's been around for years.
I couldn't tell you.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
We were talking about the Muslimization of America a moment
ago and got an email here through the app. I
don't think there's a name here, but they wanted to
talk about deism. Are dism, Well, there's there's two pronunciations,
deism and deism. Okay, it's de Eism And I thought
(03:54):
for a minute they meant theeiism like it's a religion,
and it kind of is, but no Deism.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
No, you're talking about the philosophical and rationalistic theology that
asserts God exists as the creator of the universe, but
rejects divine intervention, miracles, and revealed religions.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Everyone knows that.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
As opposed to theism right where they believe that God
exists and does interact with human existence. In Indism, they
said created the universe, doesn't interact, relying on reason and
nature Deism, thank you, rather than divine revelation and miracles,
and the person that wrote the email says, I am
(04:31):
a deist and I find Catholics most tolerable. Hence why
my home country here is over seventy percent Catholic with
good immigration laws, because they understand as I do, that
the two biggest religions on Earth, Christianity and Islam, only
one of those preaches to kill all the other religions.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yeah, it's a lot.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
That seems to be one of the major setbacks for
the Muslims. You know, here in America, we prefer something different.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Young people are discovering Catholicism and high numbers now, they're
discovering Orthodox Christianity. They're discovering the big evangelical churches.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
One thing they're not getting into.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Is the woke churches, the Unitarians and the LGBTQ friendly
Methodist Church, and those places seem to be hemorrhaging members
right now, which isn't too surprising if you consider what
the you know, the ideas, the thought process that they're
offering is really the equivalent of what you get from
a Disney movie. You don't really need to go to
(05:40):
church to hear people preach this gospel exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
You just make up all kinds of crap at your
house if you feel like it. You don't need somebody,
you know, divining and explaining the word of God.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
And I to be clear, I get that there's two
kinds of Methodists out there. The good normal Methodists. I
don't have an issue with them. It's these bagel bar Methodists.
I don't understand them.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
They're allowed to have bagels. Yeah, they got a bagel bar. Well,
let's just not even being a Methodist? Then, is it?
They do gay marriages? Are you well? I did do what? Yeah,
but I'm not a religious leader.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Okay, you did a gay marriage and it wasn't a
bad thing. I think it was actually enjoyable.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I mean, honestly, if you're gonna get somebody to officiate
your gay wedding, you should at least get.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Someone that's funny. Yeah, so you know, next time I'm
gonna tell you something, it's gonna upset a few of
our listeners. Uh. Oh, was it a gay wedding this weekend? Really? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
It was very Were you part of the party, the
wedding party? No, it's just there hanging out. I took
a girl as a date.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Oh, okay, when you say gay wedding. Boys, girl dudes.
It was my neighbors got married.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Oh the Gabors. Oh that is exciting.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Did you decorate their door in the hallway of your
building with some kind of a fancy, you know, floral
wedding display of some kind.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I didn't even know that was a thing that people did.
Is that a thing?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I didn't do that.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Two doves intertwining as they carry the ribbons of peace
and love to turn it into a heart. Yeah, that's pretty.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Here's a real short version of what happened. They were
getting married and they're like, Kenny, you know our wedding's
on Saturday. Are you gonna go? I was like, yeah,
i'll go. Do you guys need anything? They said, no,
we don't need any gifts or anything. So, oh, don't
tell me you didn't get him a gift. I got
him a bag of gummies. And then I said, I
was like, where's the wedding? And he texted me the
address and the time. I was like, I will be there.
I will bring a date. So my date and I
(07:38):
go and I put on a burgundy suit. I thought
it looked pretty good, and my day.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Thought, just for a second, I thought you were a burka.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
No bundy, it was. It's a nice maroon. Yeah, it's
like it's a suit I almost never wear. I've worn
it to one other wedding and it was also I
never seeing it anyway, So I show up at the
wedding in this suit and just any coincidence. And everyone,
and I mean everyone, and I mean everywhere. Everyone is
dressed in white really except for the two except for
(08:09):
the two rooms.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Because it's not there's not a virgin all them this wedding.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
The people are all like every attendee is wearing white except.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Me and my date.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
You didn't get the memo. I guess I didn't know.
And they're like, didn't you look at the invitation? I go,
there was an invitation. I also a rookie mistake. And
you the way you told a story and I'll hold.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
You to it is they ask if you will come
into the wedding, and you agreed before you knew where
it was. What if it was like in Conroe or
someplace you see, you know, like, oh, you know we're
gonna do this. We're gonna do this. It's gonna be
one of travel weddings. We're gonna go to Fredericksburg. You
(08:51):
had already agreed to go before you found out whether
it was ten minutes or two hours from your house.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
That's a that's a rookie mistake.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
As you know, I took clients to the Astros game
on Sunday, so I feel like I could have got
out of that. Sorry, guys, I gotta go to a
baseball game tomorrow, and it's a business meeting.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Bass. Yeah, aren't men supposed to marry women? No?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
No, no, that's just all of human history except for
the last five months.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Natalie Decker is cute. She is a cute girl, very pretty.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Who are we talking about?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Oh you must this is me and Billy had stuff.
You wouldn't get it.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Yeah, this is man stuff here.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Natalie Decker parked her truck during Friday's race at Dover
after just eighteen laps in the NASCAR Black when NASCAR
Black flagged her for being too slow.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
That, of course, isn't the whole story. I bet not.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Decker essentially rage quit during the race, suffering one of
the most stunning in car meltdowns we have ever witnessed.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
In folks. The audio recording of what the radio was
hearing during this race.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah, the radio from the car back to the pit.
You need to know that if you didn't know anything
about NASCAR, they have a truck series. This was the
Eco Save two hundred and dover Eko Save. Yeah, I
know there were three women drivers. Destiny not well maybe
they pronounced it destiny, but it's d d ys t
(10:18):
a n Y Destiny. Natalie Decker you mentioned, and Tony
making history as Destiny became the first black woman to
compete in NASCAR's top three touring series. Finally, first race
since twenty twenty with three women in the top level event.
(10:38):
Natalie is the one that we were discussing. Natalie had
a meltdown over the radio during the race. We would
have played it for you sooner, but I needed a
few minutes to bleep all the swears.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Oh she have a mouth on her. Guys, we have.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Heard NASCAR has always been a thing we've just kind
of casually covered on this radio show over the years
because Billy, I'd like said, a handful of our listeners
like it.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I like it a lot less than it used to, to
be honest with you, They've may have made a lot
of changes and you know, like everything else in this
country's just gone to hale. Basically, let's see the black
ladies that are upsetting to you. No girl, this is
the white girl that has embarrassed herself. It sounds like
the crew chief needs to get her h pampers and
(11:22):
a pacifier for the next if she even ever drives again.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Now credit to the crew chief, the spotterry, and the
team owner for handling the like adults. I would have
gone ballistic, She starts swearing over the radio. Uh, telling
the people listening on the radio thirteen times, we have
no idea.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
You have no idea, she says, No, we do. Actually
we race.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
We've been We're the rest of them have been doing
this for a long time.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Then she parks her truck, quits on her team, leaves
the truck series entirely. Then, naturally, she quickly turns her
attention to social media. Uh, why don't I just play
the audio recording for you? This is a bit of
what it sounded like.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I'm trying my busseholders together, but I still.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Want to keep doing this.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Okay, you're okay, what is this faster?
Speaker 3 (12:08):
It can after I'm.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Gonna have like fifteen laps.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
To go to the stage, and if you do not
want to do it when you get back out here,
you can bring it in. Okay. There's just so.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Many things that I could say right.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Now, and I'm just trying to keep it together about
the director of the series.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Try to keep your composures, try to just breathe, and
if you're not comfortable and just come in.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Let's remember what's on our truck and just bring the
garage right. I feel like a failure if I do
know you're not You're not.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Let's do that.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Drave it down, drab down the garage things I want
to say, and I'm probably gonna get more suspested. You
have no idea.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
You just frantishus spotor he'll get choose the garage to
be Okay.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Josh, I'm not going to come back to the truck series.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Scar can take it from here on. O. I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Serious question, question. I hear, I hear you.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Hang on. This is the best part of all out
of the truck, the most important thing. Let's have a
bottle of cold.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
What's up together for you?
Speaker 3 (13:12):
For Nashville. I'm gonna get online for this is just
gonna be insane.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I'm not ready the amount of hate I'm gonna get online.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
On this, and then she goes right to social media
to start addressing all the hate that she's expecting. Guys,
do they have to qualify for this? Has she ever
driven a truck in a race before in her life?
Sounds like she You're like won the lottery and her
prize was you get to go race and something that
you've never done before you get there.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
You want to McDonald's prize contest, you get to play
guitar for Van Hale.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Here you go. I never played guitar. Doesn't matter. Yes,
she did have to qualify for the race.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
The twenty twenty six NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series race used
single car qualifying on Friday afternoon. There were exactly thirty
six trucks centered for thirty six starting spots, so no
one was guaranteed in without a lap time, no provisionals
or owner points.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Single car lap time means she wasn't used to having
a lot of other trucks speeding around her, and she
lost it. She you heard the talking to her. He
told her first he told her was, uh, you just
go aheading up, you know, put foot in it. Uh,
get get up some speed and get going. He had
(14:27):
already been getting the warnings from the track officials that, uh,
if she didn't, if she didn't start racing, we're gonna
pull her. And the guy told her, he's like, you
might want to just go ahead and uh pick it
up a little bit.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
And she she couldn't do it. Boy, really sad, sad
and embarrassing. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
I think we need trans in in NASCAR more than ever.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Yeah, No, I completely agree. It's time once and for all.
I think we all agree. Uh, it's a no brainer.
I think everybody knows that's true. We need trans racers
now more than ever.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
That's oh man, honey, can she think of anything else
to do? Like, you know, what would be wrong with
making the real driver sandwiches for when they get get done.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
With the race.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Sure it doesn't have to be sandwiches. She could make
a stew or something like that. I don't know what
part of the country she's from, a fun Oh yeah,
everybody wants a cupcake? Who doesn't like a cup cupcake?
It's just a little cake absolutely, or even better, someone
else can make the cupcakes that she could just go
around picking up all the little papers from it.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
You know, it's hard to screw that up.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Put her in a short skirt, a little cleavage, and
let her walk around with a tree filled with cupcakes
offering the boys something delicious.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Yeah, that's a tough one for stereotype Natalie apparently. I
think what she's really qualified to do is be a
good mom, maybe a wife, you know that sort of thing.
Maybe a you know, she could maybe she could wash
the car in a bikini.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
That'd be nice. She is Billy had she was born
in nineteen ninety. Oh man, Yeah, if you yeah, if
you know.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
If you thought that was embarrassing, imagine how our husband
must feel.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
You think she you think she got one. Hmmmm. So
remember when I was pregnant, you told everyone were pregnant.
And remember when I gave birth, you told everyone we
gave birth.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Yeah, well we dented the car Wolton and Johnson
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