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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I awoke early this morning. Did you wake up this morning?
I woke up and it was pretty early. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
You're dressed a little nicer than usual. Not a lot nicer,
just a little white. Well, thanks for noticing what's going
on today? Not a thing, not a funeral or anything. No, no,
I had enough of those. Just you know, for the
for the last week or two, you.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Have a dress.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
You always wear a collared shirt, but today you have
a collared shirt where the collars buttoned to the shirt.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yeah. It takes a while. I had to do that
while it was still on the hangar. Once you put
it on, yeah, I just can't because the button and
the hole they're very tiny. You look you look good,
but you look a little like you have court after.
It's just a it's just a blue button down shirt.
Oh you look good? You do? Uh? You know, stick
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with space? Can he you know, if you're gonna get
gay for something to make it space? I wasn't gonna
make this about fashion. He's right, I did want to
talk about space. I awoke this morning to a text
message from a friend in the liberal media. They let
you know the astronauts are coming home today. Are you excited?
They it was about the music. Oh, two things I
geek out on.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
You know, I enjoy sports, politics obviously very into that,
but music in space that is stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I am super gay.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
For you bet you and so apparently my shirt A
frind of me, a person I often argue with on
social media about politics, but someone I'm actually friendly with
in real life text me late at night because liberals
don't sleep. They just stay up all night taking psychotropic drugs.
And she says, Kenny the first rap song ever played
in Space with a link to the song, and I
(01:31):
actually like the rapper. It's a very contemporary rapper, not
one you'd hear on the radio very often. But it
did not pass my smell test. Oh, we've been going
to space since the nineteen sixties. Rap has been in
the mainstream zeitgeist since about the eighties. I'd say, right, yeah,
you're telling me this is the first time somebody played
a rap.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
And I don't believe it. And so you looked it up.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
If the first thing I did I walked in here,
before I made the coffee or turned the counts or anything.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
It's like, I have to get to the bottom of this.
And there were at least three other rap songs. Your
friend's gonna be so sad that they were wrong.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I think this is the first time in edgy rap
songs been played in space. Other space rap included Kirk Franklin,
the gospel singer who mixes.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Did you get who that is?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
He'd if you got to like Joel Stein's church, you
might Kirk Franklin might be there one day on a
big night. Or you know, Missy Elliott the Black Eyed
Peas not really edgy, that was like Disney rap.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
You know what I mean. Before today, this is what
you're saying.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Certainly seems that way, But now it bothers me that
people are out there.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I know it doesn't matter, but it does. Actually people
are out there lying about the music played in space.
God forbid, I know. I mean, yeah, we still have
the war, and we still have the government shutdown, and
you know, astronauts are risking their lives. But that damn
the false news about rap music.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
That's gonna bug me all day. And see, that's the thing.
You and I both know this doesn't matter. I agree
with you. We both know it's silly. But if they
lie about this, uh, what else are they lying to
us about? Every day.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
This was real easy to check up on, you know,
but what about things you can't check up on?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
And like only four boats went through the Strait of
horror moves yesterday.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Well, I have no idea, do you. No, I don't
have any way to check into that. I think we're
up to twelve now, Well in the last forty eight
hours twelve. Who's it's busy? It's rush hour over there.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Look, I mean no disrespect gangster rap artist Denzel Curry.
You know, he spent a lot of time probably get
trying to get off the streets. He didn't want to
sell crack his whole life. So he found his way, yeah,
to the record, to the record label. But uh, good
for him, But he cannot claim first rapper played in Space.
That belongs to Kirk Franklin, Will I am? And Missy Elliott?
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Who's first?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Certain?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
It seems like Kirk Franklin, But that's debatable if he's
rap because it's gone music.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
And now we have to decide. Okay, it was in Space,
but was it rap? What music did they play for
the ladies that went to Space a year or two ago?
That's an interesting question. Did they get a terry or
fireworks probably, I don't know. And did they need a
song because mainly they play the music to the astronauts
to wake them up. That's like, there, what's their wake
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up song today? It's kind of like when a baseball
player doesn't walk out, he's got his own song. So
what are they waking them up to this morning? Do
we know? Let's see.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
It would appear as though during the brief eleven minute flight,
Katie Perry sang live a few lines of what a
Wonderful World by Louis.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Armstrong throw yeah, I'm disrespectful.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
As they waited to take off, they listened to Planet
Claire by the B fifty two's Starships by Nicki Minaj.
I bet they regret that now, I bet so, the
Beastie Boys, Intergalactic, David Bowie's Starman Around the World f Punk,
and of course the et which I guess is a
Katy Perry song. I don't know, beat me. It's a
(05:08):
little cliche, isn't it. That sounds like something I would do.
You just picked songs with the word star or space
in the title, pretty much or blast off or whatever.
The first song ever played in Space was Hello Dolly
by Jack Jones, which is technically not what the song's called,
but it's from that musical.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
The one called Hello Dolly. Yeah, yeah, I thought so.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
But as you look through the list of the thing
I found most interesting, and Steve pointed out, there's probably
a good reason why. In nineteen eighty eight, the late
Robin Williams recorded a wake up greeting to the people
on a space ship. And if I'm not mistaken, there
was a movie that came out around that time, wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I'm just guessing since he was famous for saying good
Morning Vietnam, he probably did a good morning outer space
outer space astronauts whatever the name of their capsule was,
you know, good morning O'Ryan or whatever, because it was
probably around that time.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Did you know that Robin Williams had a bad habit
of because he was so hyper I don't know if
he was on coke or whatever. He would on stage
he would sometimes just spontaneously tell other comedians jokes, but
then he would feel guilty about it, so he'd send.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Them money afterwards. Didn't never heard that.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah, it's something that comedians know there, so they have
mixed feelings about it. They're like, well, you shouldn't steal jokes.
But then on the other hand, they should have gave
the guy some money. Well, right, did he give him
any credit? So that's what I wonder. Did he steal
a joke and tell it in outer space? Did he
tell it?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Rodney? Did he good morning outer space?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I don't get no respect to you, you know, like Robin,
that's a pretty iconic line.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I think we know that's not yours. Probably stuck with
the good morning whatever.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah, yeah, Well, anyway, we won't be talking about this
much throughout the morning because there's too much else going on.
But we will probably play songs that were played in
outer space.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
And we will have to hear about the Trump derangement syndrome,
which is still spread even though we've you know, put
the word out that it's something that you should avoid
having Florida Man and Marjorie Taylor Green of course, you
know she has had Trump arrangement syndrome for some time now,
not surprising.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
And Malania Trump getting out in front of the Epstein scandal.
I gotta think that Jeffrey Epstein thing is the worst
thing that ever happened to Maga. It's just no matter
what happens we keep talking about this and yeah, it's
rest in peace. Maga, they're saying, I don't know if
it's I don't know if Maga is that delegate boy,
I feel like we've been hearing that now for a decade.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
It's funny how so many other well people like a
former president is I mean just you know, like they
were velcrowed together for a while with that whole group
and the Gilain Maxwell and Jeffrey and all of that.
And yet the Clintons don't. I know, they're not like
in power or anything, but they are. That doesn't seem
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to stick to them. And yet Trump and Malmnia specifically,
who says she didn't know them and they are not
friends or never were, that's still sticking to them.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
She said they weren't friends, she didn't know them, but
she admits that she did once email Gallaine Maxwell and
tell her that Jeffrey looked good in Vanity Fair or
something like that. Maybe it's like, man, that does feel
like you're kind of connected. I mean I never emailed
Gallaine Maxwell, did you.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I never did.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yeah, I didn't even know, you know, I didn't think
to email her about Yeah, they run.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
In different circles up there and that high falutin world
they live in. It's complicated.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
And for the last time, that photo that's circulating on
social media of Jeffrey Epstein, Donald Trump, Bill Clinton and
me and Steve it's not real.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, you know, it's bothering me that people might suspect
that it is real, kind of like the way you're
bothered about the rep in space situation that you've got. Yeah,
I don't know how we're going to handle it. I
guess we'll just have to fight our way through it
and keep going. I guess we'll just have to make
coffee and eat breakfast. Do that. Yeah. I like dancing
and ponies and getting my snooch pounded on Friday nights.
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Walton and Johnson Radio Network by it.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
But the first song, the first wake up song ever
played in space, it was Gemini six nineteen sixty five.
They had Jack Jones changed the lyrics to Hello Dolly,
so it is a Hello Wally because he.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Was one of the astronauts out there clever, and that.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Started a new tradition of wake up songs in space.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
But we don't have the Jack Jones version of Wally,
so we went.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
With Louie, Well, I couldn't find it. That's better. I
like that better anyway. I tend to agree. I do
think it's better. Anyway, we're away. Good morning to all
of you. You get us in the morning, lucky you.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I guess the big story of the day, no way
to avoid it. It'll be talked about at nauseum. We
might as well just get out in front of it.
I'm assuming you got your save the date card in
the mail ked mine yesterday. Do tell who for the
Travis and Taylor wedding? Oh yeah, of course. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I have being an a list celebrity media personality, We've
all been invited to that.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
This is awkward because, as you know, July fourth, this year,
Independence Day is the big two hundred and fiftieth and
it's a major celebration all over the world. Everybody will
be celebrating the glorious birth of America. But it's also
the day after Taylor and Travis's wedding. I'm sorry they're
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getting married on July third. Yeah. Wow, it's a holiday.
It's a Friday, so it's a holiday. We wouldn't have
to miss any work, which I worry about a lot,
you know. I don't want to miss any work if
we can help it. So I guess we can just
work on Thursday, the second, and then head on up there.
But gotta make your reservations now. I'm sure the flights
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will all be full, the hotel rooms will all be full.
It's going to be tricky.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
This won't shock you. I'm busy that weekend, no way. Yeah,
I have a something. I have a gig.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
We're going to be a fourth of July celebration.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Rose City Comedy in Tyler, Texas, Who's hosting the right
Side of Alex Stein and I will be there with
Jesse and other comedians from our circle.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Man, this is going to really Boma Taylor and more
so Travis.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I think July third and July fourth we're going to
be in Tyler, Texas doing right wing comedy.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
You think they'll change their date since you already you
had yours before they announced theirs. You're right, they should reschedule.
They should reschedule. Yeah, that's rude of them to do that.
So if you got your save the date, don't you
know put it in ink yet. That's an old phrase.
Now let me let me put that in I don't
(11:49):
know it's gonna be a tough call. I think they
should change it. I hope, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yeah, that's rude because there's probably a lot of people
that want to go to our show and celebrate the
fourth of July and go to the wedding or there's.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
This to think about. They may not even be together
by July. That is one hundred percent ken, and you're
still planning to do your thing no matter whether they're
together or not.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Well, we're tra actually obligated. We we lose dozens of
dollars if we don't show up.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Have that.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
No, you can't put a price on that. Hunter Biden
has plans as well. He wants to do a cage
match with Don and Eric. I know it sounds weird
like I'm just saying words, but he wants to promote
a fight between the brothers Trump. Now, he didn't necessarily
say it had to be that weekend, But aren't they
supposed to do a thing at the White House a
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Dana White and the MMA guys.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
That's going to be something going on. Maybe they'll they'll
get in the ring. Now, does Hunter want to promote
it or does Hunter want to get in the ring
with them? Here's what we know so far, as all
great questions. Hunter Biden has challenged Don Junior and Eric
to a cage fight two on one. Yeah, well that's
what he said. Yeah, we'll take them both on Oh
that's a man right there.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yeah, the challenge was issued on a podcast, so you know,
Oh it's serious. Oh sure, And the specific details regarding
the fight's location, time, or format are currently being discussed.
Also being discussed is whether or not Don Junior and
Eric have even heard about this, or if they're even
interested in being part of it.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Two on one.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I mean, you know, they It is kind of like
he's giving them both permission to just beat the snot.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Out of him. Plus they're both in their forties, and
isn't he a little older?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I mean it's I mean, it doesn't mean anything, but.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah, but he's hopped up on drugs, so he's you know,
he's got that extra behind him. Is that an advantage
or a disadvantage?
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I guess it depends what drug I guess as far
as we could tell, he likes a lot of drugs.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
It wasn't just uppers or downers. It was a little ever. Well,
i'll tell you what we promote that for him when
we get our Save the Day card. How about that?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yeah, wasn't he also into psychedelic snake venom? What do
you think that does to someone in a cage match.
It's got to be fun to watch.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
It'll be a fun experiments. Going to be a banging party.
There's a lot of drinking involved a party. Honny Bunny
Bunny by Walton and Johnson Radio Network,
I awoke early this morning. Did you wake up this morning?
I woke up and it was pretty early. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
You're dressed a little nicer than usual. Not a lot nicer,
just a little white. Well, thanks for noticing what's going
on today? Not a thing, not a funeral or anything. No, no,
I had enough of those. Just you know, for the
for the last week or two, you.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Have a dress.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
You always wear a collared shirt, but today you have
a collared shirt where the collars buttoned to the shirt.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yeah. It takes a while. I had to do that
while it was still on the hangar. Once you put
it on, yeah, I just can't because the button and
the hole they're very tiny. You look you look good,
but you look a little like you have court after.
It's just a it's just a blue button down shirt.
Oh you look good? You do? Uh? You know, stick
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with space? Can he you know, if you're gonna get
gay for something to make it space? I wasn't gonna
make this about fashion. He's right, I did want to
talk about space. I awoke this morning to a text
message from a friend in the liberal media. They let
you know the astronauts are coming home today. Are you excited?
They it was about the music. Oh, two things I
geek out on.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
You know, I enjoy sports, politics obviously very into that,
but music in space that is stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I am super gay.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
For you bet you and so apparently my shirt A
frind of me, a person I often argue with on
social media about politics, but someone I'm actually friendly with
in real life text me late at night because liberals
don't sleep. They just stay up all night taking psychotropic drugs.
And she says, Kenny the first rap song ever played
in Space with a link to the song, and I
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actually like the rapper. It's a very contemporary rapper, not
one you'd hear on the radio very often. But it
did not pass my smell test. Oh, we've been going
to space since the nineteen sixties. Rap has been in
the mainstream zeitgeist since about the eighties. I'd say, right, yeah,
you're telling me this is the first time somebody played
a rap.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
And I don't believe it. And so you looked it up.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
If the first thing I did I walked in here,
before I made the coffee or turned the counts or anything.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
It's like, I have to get to the bottom of this.
And there were at least three other rap songs. Your
friend's gonna be so sad that they were wrong.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I think this is the first time in edgy rap
songs been played in space. Other space rap included Kirk Franklin,
the gospel singer who mixes.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Did you get who that is?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
He'd if you got to like Joel Stein's church, you
might Kirk Franklin might be there one day on a
big night. Or you know, Missy Elliott the Black Eyed
Peas not really edgy, that was like Disney rap.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
You know what I mean. Before today, this is what
you're saying.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Certainly seems that way, But now it bothers me that
people are out there.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I know it doesn't matter, but it does. Actually people
are out there lying about the music played in space.
God forbid, I know. I mean, yeah, we still have
the war, and we still have the government shutdown, and
you know, astronauts are risking their lives. But that damn
the false news about rap music.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
That's gonna bug me all day. And see, that's the thing.
You and I both know this doesn't matter. I agree
with you. We both know it's silly. But if they
lie about this, uh, what else are they lying to
us about? Every day.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
This was real easy to check up on, you know,
but what about things you can't check up on?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
And like only four boats went through the Strait of
horror moves yesterday.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Well, I have no idea, do you. No, I don't
have any way to check into that. I think we're
up to twelve now, Well in the last forty eight
hours twelve. Who's it's busy? It's rush hour over there.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Look, I mean no disrespect gangster rap artist Denzel Curry.
You know, he spent a lot of time probably get
trying to get off the streets. He didn't want to
sell crack his whole life. So he found his way, yeah,
to the record, to the record label. But uh, good
for him, But he cannot claim first rapper played in Space.
That belongs to Kirk Franklin, Will I am? And Missy Elliott?
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Who's first?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Certain?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
It seems like Kirk Franklin, But that's debatable if he's
rap because it's gone music.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
And now we have to decide. Okay, it was in Space,
but was it rap? What music did they play for
the ladies that went to Space a year or two ago?
That's an interesting question. Did they get a terry or
fireworks probably, I don't know. And did they need a
song because mainly they play the music to the astronauts
to wake them up. That's like, there, what's their wake
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up song today? It's kind of like when a baseball
player doesn't walk out, he's got his own song. So
what are they waking them up to this morning? Do
we know? Let's see.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
It would appear as though during the brief eleven minute flight,
Katie Perry sang live a few lines of what a
Wonderful World by Louis.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Armstrong throw yeah, I'm disrespectful.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
As they waited to take off, they listened to Planet
Claire by the B fifty two's Starships by Nicki Minaj.
I bet they regret that now, I bet so, the
Beastie Boys, Intergalactic, David Bowie's Starman Around the World f Punk,
and of course the et which I guess is a
Katy Perry song. I don't know, beat me. It's a
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little cliche, isn't it. That sounds like something I would do.
You just picked songs with the word star or space
in the title, pretty much or blast off or whatever.
The first song ever played in Space was Hello Dolly
by Jack Jones, which is technically not what the song's called,
but it's from that musical.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
The one called Hello Dolly. Yeah, yeah, I thought so.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
But as you look through the list of the thing
I found most interesting, and Steve pointed out, there's probably
a good reason why. In nineteen eighty eight, the late
Robin Williams recorded a wake up greeting to the people
on a space ship. And if I'm not mistaken, there
was a movie that came out around that time, wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I'm just guessing since he was famous for saying good
Morning Vietnam, he probably did a good morning outer space
outer space astronauts whatever the name of their capsule was,
you know, good morning O'Ryan or whatever, because it was
probably around that time.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Did you know that Robin Williams had a bad habit
of because he was so hyper I don't know if
he was on coke or whatever. He would on stage
he would sometimes just spontaneously tell other comedians jokes, but
then he would feel guilty about it, so he'd send.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Them money afterwards. Didn't never heard that.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah, it's something that comedians know there, so they have
mixed feelings about it. They're like, well, you shouldn't steal jokes.
But then on the other hand, they should have gave
the guy some money. Well, right, did he give him
any credit? So that's what I wonder. Did he steal
a joke and tell it in outer space? Did he
tell it?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Rodney? Did he good morning outer space?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I don't get no respect to you, you know, like Robin,
that's a pretty iconic line.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I think we know that's not yours. Probably stuck with
the good morning whatever.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah, yeah, Well, anyway, we won't be talking about this
much throughout the morning because there's too much else going on.
But we will probably play songs that were played in
outer space.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
And we will have to hear about the Trump derangement syndrome,
which is still spread even though we've you know, put
the word out that it's something that you should avoid
having Florida Man and Marjorie Taylor Green of course, you
know she has had Trump arrangement syndrome for some time now,
not surprising.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
And Malania Trump getting out in front of the Epstein scandal.
I gotta think that Jeffrey Epstein thing is the worst
thing that ever happened to Maga. It's just no matter
what happens we keep talking about this and yeah, it's
rest in peace. Maga, they're saying, I don't know if
it's I don't know if Maga is that delegate boy,
I feel like we've been hearing that now for a decade.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
It's funny how so many other well people like a
former president is I mean just you know, like they
were velcrowed together for a while with that whole group
and the Gilain Maxwell and Jeffrey and all of that.
And yet the Clintons don't. I know, they're not like
in power or anything, but they are. That doesn't seem
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to stick to them. And yet Trump and Malmnia specifically,
who says she didn't know them and they are not
friends or never were, that's still sticking to them.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
She said they weren't friends, she didn't know them, but
she admits that she did once email Gallaine Maxwell and
tell her that Jeffrey looked good in Vanity Fair or
something like that. Maybe it's like, man, that does feel
like you're kind of connected. I mean I never emailed
Gallaine Maxwell, did you.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I never did.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yeah, I didn't even know, you know, I didn't think
to email her about Yeah, they run.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
In different circles up there and that high falutin world
they live in. It's complicated.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
And for the last time, that photo that's circulating on
social media of Jeffrey Epstein, Donald Trump, Bill Clinton and
me and Steve it's not real.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, you know, it's bothering me that people might suspect
that it is real, kind of like the way you're
bothered about the rep in space situation that you've got. Yeah,
I don't know how we're going to handle it. I
guess we'll just have to fight our way through it
and keep going. I guess we'll just have to make
coffee and eat breakfast. Do that. Yeah. I like dancing
and ponies and getting my snooch pounded on Friday nights.
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Walton and Johnson Radio Network by it.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
But the first song, the first wake up song ever
played in space, it was Gemini six nineteen sixty five.
They had Jack Jones changed the lyrics to Hello Dolly,
so it is a Hello Wally because he.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Was one of the astronauts out there clever, and that.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Started a new tradition of wake up songs in space.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
But we don't have the Jack Jones version of Wally,
so we went.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
With Louie, Well, I couldn't find it. That's better. I
like that better anyway. I tend to agree. I do
think it's better. Anyway, we're away. Good morning to all
of you. You get us in the morning, lucky you.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I guess the big story of the day, no way
to avoid it. It'll be talked about at nauseum. We
might as well just get out in front of it.
I'm assuming you got your save the date card in
the mail ked mine yesterday. Do tell who for the
Travis and Taylor wedding? Oh yeah, of course. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I have being an a list celebrity media personality, We've
all been invited to that.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
This is awkward because, as you know, July fourth, this year,
Independence Day is the big two hundred and fiftieth and
it's a major celebration all over the world. Everybody will
be celebrating the glorious birth of America. But it's also
the day after Taylor and Travis's wedding. I'm sorry they're
(10:31):
getting married on July third. Yeah. Wow, it's a holiday.
It's a Friday, so it's a holiday. We wouldn't have
to miss any work, which I worry about a lot,
you know. I don't want to miss any work if
we can help it. So I guess we can just
work on Thursday, the second, and then head on up there.
But gotta make your reservations now. I'm sure the flights
(10:52):
will all be full, the hotel rooms will all be full.
It's going to be tricky.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
This won't shock you. I'm busy that weekend, no way. Yeah,
I have a something. I have a gig.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
We're going to be a fourth of July celebration.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Rose City Comedy in Tyler, Texas, Who's hosting the right
Side of Alex Stein and I will be there with
Jesse and other comedians from our circle.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Man, this is going to really Boma Taylor and more
so Travis.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I think July third and July fourth we're going to
be in Tyler, Texas doing right wing comedy.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
You think they'll change their date since you already you
had yours before they announced theirs. You're right, they should reschedule.
They should reschedule. Yeah, that's rude of them to do that.
So if you got your save the date, don't you
know put it in ink yet. That's an old phrase.
Now let me let me put that in I don't
(11:49):
know it's gonna be a tough call. I think they
should change it. I hope, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yeah, that's rude because there's probably a lot of people
that want to go to our show and celebrate the
fourth of July and go to the wedding or there's.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
This to think about. They may not even be together
by July. That is one hundred percent ken, and you're
still planning to do your thing no matter whether they're
together or not.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Well, we're tra actually obligated. We we lose dozens of
dollars if we don't show up.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Have that.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
No, you can't put a price on that. Hunter Biden
has plans as well. He wants to do a cage
match with Don and Eric. I know it sounds weird
like I'm just saying words, but he wants to promote
a fight between the brothers Trump. Now, he didn't necessarily
say it had to be that weekend, But aren't they
supposed to do a thing at the White House a
(12:36):
Dana White and the MMA guys.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
That's going to be something going on. Maybe they'll they'll
get in the ring. Now, does Hunter want to promote
it or does Hunter want to get in the ring
with them? Here's what we know so far, as all
great questions. Hunter Biden has challenged Don Junior and Eric
to a cage fight two on one. Yeah, well that's
what he said. Yeah, we'll take them both on Oh
that's a man right there.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yeah, the challenge was issued on a podcast, so you know,
Oh it's serious. Oh sure, And the specific details regarding
the fight's location, time, or format are currently being discussed.
Also being discussed is whether or not Don Junior and
Eric have even heard about this, or if they're even
interested in being part of it.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Two on one.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I mean, you know, they It is kind of like
he's giving them both permission to just beat the snot.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Out of him. Plus they're both in their forties, and
isn't he a little older?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I mean it's I mean, it doesn't mean anything, but.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah, but he's hopped up on drugs, so he's you know,
he's got that extra behind him. Is that an advantage
or a disadvantage?
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I guess it depends what drug I guess as far
as we could tell, he likes a lot of drugs.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
It wasn't just uppers or downers. It was a little ever. Well,
i'll tell you what we promote that for him when
we get our Save the Day card. How about that?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yeah, wasn't he also into psychedelic snake venom? What do
you think that does to someone in a cage match.
It's got to be fun to watch.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
It'll be a fun experiments. Going to be a banging party.
There's a lot of drinking involved a party. Honny Bunny
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