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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Line for this sedation that we're about to get. I
won't be sedated too. Oh you could be sedated.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
I don't think we're actually lining up or anything. It's
just kind of like, you know, first come, first surf.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yeah exactly. I just listened to the radio, and that's
all the sedation you're gonna need. The Walton Johnson Show provides.
You ask, we provide, Yeah, that's what we do.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Still more titles for Biden's book. Oh great being offered up.
Just what we wanted. How to destroy a country and
sniff little girl's hair for dummies.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's not bad.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
I mean, how to destroy country for dummies would have
been enough, but the little girl hair thing, I don't.
I don't have a problem with it. It's a long title,
it's all. Sometimes they don't like long title.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
It's a lot. Yeah, it really is. This one miss
remembering my twelve years as VP.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Mmmm because really, you know, yeah exactly, it wasn't really
the president, right exactly?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
You know best.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah, Well, a lot of good offerrings coming in. But
the surprising part is somebody thinks he wrote his memoirs.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
I don't know who did, but I know who didn't. Guys.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
He doesn't even know how to read at this point,
much less write a book. It's pretty generous of you
guys to think he did that. Sacramento City workers are
now inspecting, inspecting the citizens' garage bins to ensure they
are complying with the rules to sort out their waste.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah, looking in, folks, trash can. Yeah, they got these
bins out there, and who is doing this? The Sacramento
City workers are going out, They got the rubbish bins.
City workers are inspecting residents trash mixing, recycling, and organic
waste bins. And in effort, they say, to comply with
state law and reduce methane emissions. Do they actually recycle

(01:48):
in their state? Because we've seen the reports one from
right here in our fair city of Houston, where they
want you to recycle and put all your glass ere in,
your paper there and your blah blah. And later we
found out through you know, news cameras and people reporting
they were just taking all that stuff and just dumping

(02:09):
it in the same hole.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah, I'd love to know where we stand on that now,
because that was a couple of administrations ago. But you know,
that was a problem that probably just didn't go away.
Everybody was recycling, separating their garbage, the plastic and the
tin cans. And then after you went through all that trouble, yeah,
they just mixed it all back together.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
And yeah, such a well, I guess unlike in their
fair state, I don't think we forced people to or
find them if they don't.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Sacramento the capital of California, and a city spokesperson says, quote,
we conducted the same reviews last Yune, and we found
high contamination of levels of you know issues like you know,
like plastic bags in like enough literally like recycling garbage
in the organics and stuff. Oh no, and stuff. That's

(03:00):
how it's written. I'm just reading it to you. Wow, idiocracy. Absolutely,
it's everywhere you look. Well, the good news is after
they go through all this trouble, there won't be any
more earthquakes. Well that'll be nice, that'll be good. Yeah,
worth it, I think.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Oh, speaking of us controlling the planet, and however, you know,
we can stop earthquakes, we can make the climate change,
just like we can set the thermostat in our house.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Al Gore is not going to be real happy about this.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
The German government has announced they're going to trim their
climate fund. They had a climate change fund. They were
putting a lot of money in, and now they realize
there's really no point to it. I mean for a
while they thought we all fell for it, but we didn't.
So now they've admitted there's really not much reason for that.

(03:52):
So we have committed to reduce that fund by thirty percent,
mainly by not doing any more of the programs that
they were going to spend the money on.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
It's kind of handy. Huh wow, that is absolutely libtarted. Yes,
it is amazing.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
And we're talking hundreds of billions of dollars, not just
like a rainy day fund like you have at your house.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Sure, but you know money's imaginary, so who cares?

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Right?

Speaker 2 (04:18):
And it's racist unless I have it. Math has always
been racist.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
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All right, kids, Story time, gather around the radio. It's
two in the morning. It's July fifth. You're in clare Mount, Florida,
when police pull over a car weaving all over the road. Inside,
they meet a driver named Jennifer Humanez, a principal at
one Lake County Charter School. They noticed Jennifer, Jennifer, if

(05:39):
you will, seems a little tipsy. Oh really, and they
ask her, Hey, what's the deal.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Lady.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Turns out she's been doing a little glug glug glug,
and then she got behind the wheel.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
No way, not cool. I know, people know better.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Sitting alongside her is one Christina Alcalde, principal at Pinecrest
Lakes Academy, two principles, cruising around together, living and up,
and she pipes up that they're both high on the
totem pole of education and married to police officers, also
high on something else sounds like two Well alcohol. For
the record, you said married to police. That's what they

(06:14):
tell them. Yeah, they're like what they got they're protected, right, They.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Say, we're both public school principles and both of us
have husbands who are members of the law. So Jennifer
declines the field sobriety test, she gets held off to jail. Well, yeah,
so that's when the police decide, hey, wait a second there,
what about your what about your compadre?

Speaker 1 (06:33):
That's Christina. Christina is a little too drunk to.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Drive, so they help her get a ride share and
park the car with her permission. You know, they put
her in a door not a door dash at uber left.
One of those sets seemed like a normal dui stop. Right,
what do they do with her car? That woman the
believe that was driving. They went and parked it in
a nearby log or something street.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
It's stolen. Well, it's funny you say that.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
But fast forward a little bit because we do have
an update on what happened with that automobile.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Okay, two and.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
A half hours later, same car. Guess who's driving the
police No, no, Christina. The other woman, the one that
they told it was too drunk to draft, the one
they put in the uber. Well, the other one's in
jail now. I thought they sent her home. They did,
She came back. She came back and got the car.
There she is behind the wheel near State Road. Fifty

(07:24):
officers pull her over again. Excuse me, young lady, why
are you driving? She claims she was trying to bail
out her friend and insists she's way better now.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yeah, it's been a what hour, I'm over it. Well,
they give her a field sobriety test. It turns out no,
she's not not quite there yet. She gets arrested too.
Two school principles arrested hours apart for a DUI for
driving the same exact vehicle.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Because apparently they don't have any principles. That's actually pretty funny.
Change the meaning of the words. He went for p
R I n cip al to p r I n
c I p.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
L e principal principals, two different ways of spelling it,
two different meanings, right, No, it is.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Justin he knows what you're talking about. Anyway.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Here's the audio of the arrest of both Jennifer and
Christina edited together, so you don't have to wait.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Jennifer, you consumed any alcohol today because I can smell it.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Which we are both high in the total pool of
you know, education and work for so it's it's it's
hard and we're both married to put the officers.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Why are you driving meaning to do anything wrong? I'm waiting.
I just talk to you. You're really drunk while I
talk to you. A couple of hours later, it's just
a couple hours later and you're still pretty drunk. You know.
It's so interesting about that.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Besides the fact that they both made bad decisions, both
of those women are in charge of your children if
you live in that community. Ain't that special? Well it
could be worse. At least they're not having sex with
the kids, not that you know of. No.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Walton and Johnson.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Spain will play Argentina in the World Cup finals. Both
teams have ice in their veins and ice chasing their fans.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Oh look what you did there with ice. Thanks two ways.
That's correct, clever boy. How about that. I was about
to take you some exciting.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
News from the world of Hollywood, and then I got
upsetting news from Hollywood's I have to preempt myself with
the upsetting news. First, there was a big water main
break in West Hollywood and it's flooding that part of
the city. They are they're they're having floods without the
rain like they got in Central Texas.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Boy, there's some deep water there.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Uh so you know that's I mean, just think of
all the costumes that it could be ruined because of
the flooding waters.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
I'm thinking about them.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Oh, it's it's just tragedy.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
It's devastating.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
The other news out of Hollywood is mentioned ear this
week that Paramount Studios is considering leaving Los Angeles. Paramount
Studios spend there forever they made Hollywood, and the politicians
in California don't want Paramount to take over.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Warner Corner Brothers.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
And it was like over one hundred billion dollars deal,
and Paramount says, well, if the politicians stick their greedy
beaks in here and get in the way of all
of this, then maybe we'll just leave. And Tennessee says,
right this way. The state of Tennessee has already sent
an envoy or perhaps a whole group of them to

(10:40):
try to convince Paramount that Tennessee is where you ought
to be. Isn't this the reverse of the Beverly Hillbillies
where they leave the was it Tennessee? The mountains there
they struck oil and they went to California, And now
all these rich movie mo ghouls are going to head
to the hills of Tennessee.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
No, nope, no, get the hell out of there. It's
a mess.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
David Ellison, the CEO of Paramount sky Dance, I've heard
pretty rich Feller huh pretty soon going to be called
Paramount Skydance. Warner Brothers aol time Wow OnlyFans.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Of course, has probably been backing a bill for a
federal film tax incentive that has bipartisan support. Multiple sources
confirm that Allison spent at least six months in exploratory
meetings for the proposed legislation. He also met with the
Republican leaders in DC to discuss it and anyway tax
incentives would provide significant financial relief to content producers.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Ah, well, they've given us a lot of thought, that's
what you say. They didn't just like sketch us out
on a napkin while he was having their third Martin.
He had a business launch. They actually put some thought
into this. And then they say, you can't tell us
what to do, That's what they say. But they can
tell you what to do. Yeah, you just don't have
to put up with it. You have to leave the state.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Jimmy Kimmel is taking time off from work, so he
had a guest fill in host, Ike Baron Holtz. You
might not know who that is, but you'd probably know
him if you saw him. Anyway, he was doing a
stand up yesterday, the monologue, and he started making fun
of Lindsey Graham's sister. And I get that you don't
like her. Maybe you think it was nepotism that got
her the job, But her brother just died a few

(12:26):
minutes ago. Maybe exactly give her a break, I don't know.
And she's just there for a few more months. I mean,
nothing's gonna happen. All they wanted to make sure Trump
gets in touch with the governor and says, you know,
we need somebody that's going to vote the same way
Lindsay would have. And well, I think was her name Darlene,
that she fit the.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Bill perfectly, right, Darlene Darling, Darlene Darling. Yeah, she's gonna
do a good job. Man, that's good. George Lucas is
defending AI and Jarge R.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Binks.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
He says, I know you think AI sucks, but it doesn't.
And also jar j R. Binks doesn't suck. Oh well,
then okay, we can't take anything, he says, seriously, then right.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
The debate around AI kind of reminds me of the
debate around the transsexuals. At first, everyone tiptoed around it,
not sure what to think, worried they'd say the wrong thing.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
I don't upset anybody or hurt feelings.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
But anyway, I George Lucas says, look, AI is gonna happen,
whether you like it or not.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
It was George ar Banks transgender. Is that what they're saying.
We don't even know what gender. He might have started
out as I think it might be different on his planet.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
He was talking the other day about Star Wars and
he got real defensive about jar Jar Binks and the ewalks.
He said, oh, that's terrible, jor j ar Binks is terrible,
before returning to his usual honeyed register. Everyone said the
same thing about R two, D two and C three PO,
but they were wrong. Now people love C three PO,
and eventually they're gonna love charge jar Binks.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
I was there when the movies came out and been
here this whole time, never heard anybody talk about R two,
D two and C three PO. Isn't charge R Banks
about twenty years old at this point. I mean, I
don't even know why they're still bothering with this. But
he had his feelings hurt and he's very rich, right,
you know, that's all it takes.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Who cares?

Speaker 2 (14:17):
I know.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Bill Maher thinks NPR is too far to the left
and he's a Democrat.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah, how about that?

Speaker 3 (14:22):
Yeah, of course, I think that's pretty obvious. Bill Maher
also says water is wet and it gets dark at night.
No way, Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Bom bom bom bom bomb I Ran bom bom bom
bom bomb A Ran. Stay tuned for more. Waltlan Johnson
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