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Speaker 1 (00:01):
There's something happened in Africa. Is that why you're playing
the song? Yeah, that's interesting, I uh, you know, because
sometimes you do that.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Like kind of like the Stripes theme. I just always
have this song ready to go for some reason.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
You're a fan. You're just a fan, that's all.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
If Africa ever comes up, or a mention of a
Bell Murray film, I do, damn, you're on it.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I've always got a song ready to go.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
But you know, I'll tell you I was a little
slow there coming back from break because my allergies are
just bothering the crap out of it.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Really. Uh yeah, I think everybody I know is having
some allergy problems right now.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
It's really bad. But what are you gonna do about it? Well,
it's springtime. There's nothing you could do. It wouldn't be
great if you could just take all natural supplements to
deal with that sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Well, you know, we mentioned get the Tea earlier with
our August the Master's Report because it was tea time
get it at the golf thing.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Oh that's right, that was funny. That was clever. How
you did that.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I noticed that Lisa over at getthtea dot com is
doing something special for people with allergies this month.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I wonder what at least's up to today.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I called her. She's on the line right now if
you wanted to ask her. Wait, there's a woman there.
I hear sounds like a raccoon's mentioned with a phone.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Lisa, Is that you, sir?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Well, yeah, yes, good morning. How you guys doing great?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
How are things that get the tea dot com?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
You know what, it's a good month. It's so good.
I'm so happy. Yes, So we do have.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Something for allergies. I mean, you know, you can take
the over the counter drugs, but however, I mean those
cause you to, like seriously like get really tired, right,
you know, they do other effects.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
So anyways, if you do the Allergy Release bundle, it
has pine bark, essential bees and the tea and pine
bark is a natural antihist It acts like an antihistamine,
so it's going to naturally help your allergic reactions. And
same with the bees, all the bees that I sell
(01:57):
that in the essential Bees it also reach uses histamine release.
So those two that's why I've got them in the
bundle there, those two are going to help people with
their allergies, okay, and then we have another bundle also
the spring. It's the Spring cleaning right, So the Spring
(02:19):
cleaning bundle is the cleanout.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Blowout bundle, right, watch out now?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
So yes, so the fifteen day cleanse is the new
like wow, plush you out, like you want to really go?
Some people do, you know? Some people do. I don't.
I don't like talking about it, but they like people
call me and they love talking about that. I'm like, okay.
(02:44):
So anyways, it's fifteen day cleanse and Spillina also does
takes the metals out of your body, right, and people
are always worried about that. So the one you want
to get is the Spirillina because it has a natural
chill eating agent in it and so it removes things
like arsenack, lead, mercury, cadmium. Yeah yeah, well so I
(03:14):
you know, we don't we don't need that in our body.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Right, So bundles are available at a special price.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Get the t dot com.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Yes, yes, they're both on stale. They're on the front page.
And bt W new website, new look. I'm so excited
because you know, we were kind of outdated, okay, so
it was time, but it is.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Still get the T dot com right.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
So get the T dot com.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, yep, all right, I'm gonna go to get the
T dot com promo code w J. I'm going to
purchase the allergy Relief bundle. Let me type this in
hit purchase. Let's see what happens when I hit that
purchase button.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Don't tase.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
He'll bro for taser and thank you for that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Absolutely, And now it's time, ladies and gentlemen, today's taser report.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
It's actually kind of a nice story where a taser
is used to save a life.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
There's a place called South Brunswick, New Jersey. I'm not
sure you know what it's known for. Maybe bowling ball,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I hope the.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Police chief over there is praising his officers for their actions.
Is a difficult call last week. Uh the woman there
was having a mental health crisis. Woman ain't uh anyway.
According to the press release from the police, the sergeant
LaBelle over there. It was one of the officers along
(04:52):
with an officer Hoobner. So the sergeant was gay. Yeah,
it looks like responded to a home you don't care
where a report of a woman stabbing herself trying to
commit suicide by knife, which is really not usually very successful,
you know. I mean, you may stab yourself once, but
(05:12):
I'm thinking after that you try it again, you gotta
be nuts, and she was. The officers arrived and were
directed to the bathroom off the kitchen by the person
who had called for help. And there's the woman standing
in the bathroom. The lights are off, she's holding a knife,
and she's bleeding. She told officers that she wanted to
(05:33):
end her life. Well, you can probably see where it's
it going, because Kenny said it had a happy ending.
Officers started talking to her, tried to get her to
drop the knife.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
They went outside to see if there was another way
to get into the bathroom, maybe come up, you know,
from behind or something. So they started negotiating with the
woman and they eventually got her to drop the knife.
That's more comfortable. She was speaking with a female office. Anyway,
(06:01):
it's a long winded story because a woman got involved,
you know how they like to drag things out, and
so she is that why she was gonna leave the bathroom,
but she picked up the knife. They asked her to
drop the knife again and stop coming at them. She
kind of had the knife like she was coming at
them with it, and so they tase her. When they
(06:22):
tased her, guess what happened.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
She dropped the weapon that would have killed her, hurt
someone else, and in doing so, they also unintentional or
perhaps intentionally, saved her life.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
You've read the story already, Well, I did see us coming, yeah,
I see it from a mile away.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
But also I love a happy ending here at the
wall in Johnson show. It's not all doom and gloom.
We're not all pessimism and giving you the black pill
every day.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Sometimes we give you the white pill.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Actually, I probably shouldn't use those colors to describe the
good and bad intent of the show.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, that's nothing I was supposed to work out at all.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Should I go the other way on that, Yeah? Probably should.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
We're not always going to give you the mean, evil
white pill. Sometimes we give you the good, optimistic.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Happy ending white pill.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, because no black pills black, but because everybody loves
black jelly beans, right, and black liquorice, black cats, they're
all wonderful things.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Sure, Black Friday.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Okay, well maybe not that, but you get the.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Sale on a TV set.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I think now that We do most of our shopping online,
and people don't riot at Walmart anymore. Black Friday is
not bad anymore. Plus it's a whole month long. It's
the only day that's a month long. Isn't that great?
If you died on Black Friday, that'd be like saying
you had thirty more days to live.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Well, of course, it might also imply you suffered for thirty.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Days, so it could be dragging it out. That's so fun.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
I don't know which way to go on that, mister, oh.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Uh yeah, black is right, Yeah, exactly, they stay black,
my friend.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Yeah, always.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. The leaderboard? Should we go
to the leaderboard? Right now? The mass?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I thought this was like a North Korean thing. What
is well?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
When people say the leaderboard, I just assume it's communism thinking.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
But never mind, go ahead, golf, tell us about golf.
You playing the music. Though you play the music, you
know that means you got to go to the lead aboard.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
That's how that work. I just genuinely enjoy that song.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I'm not a golfer. Golfers don't know this kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I really golfers really irritate me. I like going to
the park over here. Golfers are always getting in the way.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Gophers are really bad at a golf of course, so
I don't blame you for getting upset by him.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Also that, but that's not what I meant. But I
do agree with your point.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
What do you mean, Well, I don't like golfers, right,
They dig up holes in the ground and stuff. That's
no good. Sure, guys, give us a leaderboard. Guys, go ahead.
I thought you had it. You played the music. Now.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I was going to tell you about how Scandinavia is
falling to uh Marxism, and you just.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Want to talk about a country filled with the attractive
blonde women.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
That's all you want to do. Oh not for long?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
No, no, no, is there a change of coming. You're correct,
blondes are my favorite flavor. It's not fair. I'm not
a racist. Chocolate earlier you picked chocolate. Pretty sure we're
not talking about the same thing. I don't think.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
No, I'm not racist, but my genitals do have a
favorite flavor. Oh really for sure? Yeah, and it's pretty
blonde girls. It didn't used to be actually.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
A strong driving force is it pretty much always was,
But earlier we were during commercial we're not going to
play it on the air.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
But we watched an advertisement from a train in Sweden.
It was like the public transit thing, and in the
commercial they show an image of a foreigner, like a
Muslim guy on the train and he's being annoyed by
a blonde Swedish woman.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Oh really, and what happens all the time? Right, We
were surprised by this. In Sweden.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
They have a cultural trend that goes back generations there
where you're supposed to be very quiet and polite, almost
like in Japan, right, Yeah, and it's in their DNA
and Sweden being quiet and polite is part of what
they do. They're not loud, they're not known to be aggressive,
and so we thought that's weird because we see all
these videos of Islamic people, Arabic people going to Sweden
(09:59):
and violently at hacking people on the trains.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Well, they out not do that.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Well, we just it's a thing.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
We noticed there's almost no videos of pretty blonde women
violently assaulting Muslim men on a train in Sweden.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
There's yeah, they found one or did they just make
it up? Was it even a real video?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
We couldn't find any. We could just find the fictitious one,
which is weird because it's exactly the opposite of what
happens in real life.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
But we get it. Don't be annoying on the train
gas lighting kinda. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Also, just you know, mainstream media lying to you, that's
what they do.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Well, now we take you from there to there's this
Danish advertisement. I think that'd be the same part of
the world, right, and white couple hugs on a couch.
Experts call their dating inbreeding. This is another PSA from
Scandinavia where basically they're saying, if two blondes are dating
each other, that's inbreeding, really, and that you're not supposed
(10:54):
to do that. That's bad. So as as a blonde
and they're eating truffles.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Okay, and it's in the foreign language.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Yeah, well, I'm just yeah, I'm trying to paint a
picture here.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
So we're watching the video.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
We're watching it right now, and what you see is
two blondes and then a scientific expert comes in. He
tells them, you guys can't kiss each other.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Doesn't he wonder how they got into their house? I mean,
he shouldn't be there.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Yeah, you're not.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Wrong, that's good that's kind of creepy.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
You're right about that is what do you lock the door?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Honey? Scientists may come in and try to explain our
love life the.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Whole point of this.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
They're now showing adds to the in Denmark showing white
Danish couples saying experts are telling them you're you can't
have babies together. It's not satire, apparently, it's a real
advertisement that plays on TV there and the experts show
up and they tell them not to date each other
because that's basically inbreeding for whites to have babies with
(11:50):
other whites. They say kids with non whites are going
to be healthier, smarter, and stronger, and that is now
what they're telling people in Denmark on TV there.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
And I just wonder, what does Pakistan think about this?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
You have to immediately start wondering things like that, because.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
There are places in the world where we know, based
on the World Health Organization, that in breeding and cousin
dating real in breeding. In Pakistan, it is so common.
They said something like almost half the population there is
they're related to their cousins.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
I was like, wow, half the population. I don't even
know my cousins.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
That's amazing much less have a sexual relationship with one
of them ever, even get a card on your birthday
from them, or a text or anything.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Barely.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Even though I don't know where they are, I can't
tell you much less what they look like naked.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
But if TV sounds like it's messed up, man, I'm
glad I don't get that channel. It does get to
pay extra for that.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
It does kind of feel like the European Union wants
white people to go away.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
And I'm only.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Saying that not because I'm racist or because I have
an agenda, just because that's what they're doing.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Because you have eyes and ears, right, and I can
see what's going on.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
You just saw that ad You've now seen two advertisements
today for Scandinavia where they're basically saying white people are bad.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
We need more foreigners here.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yeah, and that is an odd thing to lean into
it as unusual.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, unless the foreigners got there and immediately took over
all of the broadcast stations.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I don't know if that happened yet or not.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Cash you guys a question, Yeah, is it about the leaderboard? No?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Oh, we left that behind you. We move on from
the leaderboard thing y'all didn't want to know.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
No, Tyley, No, I can't wait to find it. It's
the main thing in my life now that I know
about this.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Jose Maria A loss a ball. That's not a real name.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
That's what it is.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
There's a guy named Jose and he's a golfer. Yeah,
his last name is I lost the ball.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
That's amazing.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, anyway, he uh on the top of the leaderboard
right now after what lake? Two three holes they got
that fall into it yet?
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Oh so there's really not any news here.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
This would be like telling us the weather five seconds
in a tropical store's gonna change.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
But it's a full day tournament, and you wanted to
know who's a hit right now. It ain't gonna be
that way when it's overall Sunday. I can tell you
that right now, I.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Don't think any of us wanted to know. You wanted
to know. We were just happy to go along. You
played the music, you invited it. It's like you know,
when you invite a vampire in your house. You acts
them for trouble. That's all you play. The massive music.
You go and get the massile music. That's all that
vampire thing does check out. Actually, I have a vampire
who lives in my condominium building.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
You never invited him into your apartment, did you?
Speaker 5 (14:29):
No?
Speaker 3 (14:30):
But I've noticed he got into some of the old
ladies places.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Well, yeah, because they don't know the rule.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
The trick is, if a guy who's very pale shows
up on your doorstep with cookies and stuff, just take
the cookies and kick them out.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yeah, tell them you can't come in, because that's probably
a vampire. Especially as to size teeth. Oh yeah, although
I some vampires can retract them, you know, and then
extend them when they need them, so that they can
pass for you know, like regulars. It's tricky.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
I didn't know. I didn't know that. I got to think,
if you've got a person, I probably.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Watched a lot more vampire shows on TV than you have.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
If someone shows up in your house they look like
kursed and dunst, just tell them.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Now, well, I think everybody would tell her no. Well,
the teeth, that's the thing. Yeah, you remember the teeth.
I remember she got into acting because she had a
weird smile. That's sus as the case. Yeah, it's just
sky Razzy too. It's very sky razy, Oh so sky rasy.
Thank you, Billy Ed. I have exciting news. We have
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Well that's great.
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There's something happened in Africa. Is that why you're playing
the song? Yeah, that's interesting, I uh, you know, because
sometimes you do that.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Like kind of like the Stripes theme. I just always
have this song ready to go for some reason.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
You're a fan. You're just a fan, that's all.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
If Africa ever comes up, or a mention of a
Bell Murray film, I do, damn, you're on it.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I've always got a song ready to go.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
But you know, I'll tell you I was a little
slow there coming back from break because my allergies are
just bothering the crap out of it.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Really. Uh yeah, I think everybody I know is having
some allergy problems right now.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
It's really bad. But what are you gonna do about it? Well,
it's springtime. There's nothing you could do. It wouldn't be
great if you could just take all natural supplements to
deal with that sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Well, you know, we mentioned get the Tea earlier with
our August the Master's Report because it was tea time
get it at the golf thing.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Oh that's right, that was funny. That was clever. How
you did that.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I noticed that Lisa over at getthtea dot com is
doing something special for people with allergies this month.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I wonder what at least's up to today.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I called her. She's on the line right now if
you wanted to ask her. Wait, there's a woman there.
I hear sounds like a raccoon's mentioned with a phone.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Lisa, Is that you, sir?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Well, yeah, yes, good morning. How you guys doing great?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
How are things that get the tea dot com?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
You know what, it's a good month. It's so good.
I'm so happy. Yes, So we do have.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Something for allergies. I mean, you know, you can take
the over the counter drugs, but however, I mean those
cause you to, like seriously like get really tired, right,
you know, they do other effects.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
So anyways, if you do the Allergy Release bundle, it
has pine bark, essential bees and the tea and pine
bark is a natural antihist It acts like an antihistamine,
so it's going to naturally help your allergic reactions. And
same with the bees, all the bees that I sell
(01:57):
that in the essential Bees it also reach uses histamine release.
So those two that's why I've got them in the
bundle there, those two are going to help people with
their allergies, okay, and then we have another bundle also
the spring. It's the Spring cleaning right, So the Spring
(02:19):
cleaning bundle is the cleanout.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Blowout bundle, right, watch out now?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
So yes, so the fifteen day cleanse is the new
like wow, plush you out, like you want to really go?
Some people do, you know? Some people do. I don't.
I don't like talking about it, but they like people
call me and they love talking about that. I'm like, okay.
(02:44):
So anyways, it's fifteen day cleanse and Spillina also does
takes the metals out of your body, right, and people
are always worried about that. So the one you want
to get is the Spirillina because it has a natural
chill eating agent in it and so it removes things
like arsenack, lead, mercury, cadmium. Yeah yeah, well so I
(03:14):
you know, we don't we don't need that in our body.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Right, So bundles are available at a special price.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Get the t dot com.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Yes, yes, they're both on stale. They're on the front page.
And bt W new website, new look. I'm so excited
because you know, we were kind of outdated, okay, so
it was time, but it is.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Still get the T dot com right.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
So get the T dot com.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, yep, all right, I'm gonna go to get the
T dot com promo code w J. I'm going to
purchase the allergy Relief bundle. Let me type this in
hit purchase. Let's see what happens when I hit that
purchase button.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Don't tase.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
He'll bro for taser and thank you for that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Absolutely, And now it's time, ladies and gentlemen, today's taser report.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
It's actually kind of a nice story where a taser
is used to save a life.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
There's a place called South Brunswick, New Jersey. I'm not
sure you know what it's known for. Maybe bowling ball,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I hope the.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Police chief over there is praising his officers for their actions.
Is a difficult call last week. Uh the woman there
was having a mental health crisis. Woman ain't uh anyway.
According to the press release from the police, the sergeant
LaBelle over there. It was one of the officers along
(04:52):
with an officer Hoobner. So the sergeant was gay. Yeah,
it looks like responded to a home you don't care
where a report of a woman stabbing herself trying to
commit suicide by knife, which is really not usually very successful,
you know. I mean, you may stab yourself once, but
(05:12):
I'm thinking after that you try it again, you gotta
be nuts, and she was. The officers arrived and were
directed to the bathroom off the kitchen by the person
who had called for help. And there's the woman standing
in the bathroom. The lights are off, she's holding a knife,
and she's bleeding. She told officers that she wanted to
(05:33):
end her life. Well, you can probably see where it's
it going, because Kenny said it had a happy ending.
Officers started talking to her, tried to get her to
drop the knife.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
They went outside to see if there was another way
to get into the bathroom, maybe come up, you know,
from behind or something. So they started negotiating with the
woman and they eventually got her to drop the knife.
That's more comfortable. She was speaking with a female office. Anyway,
(06:01):
it's a long winded story because a woman got involved,
you know how they like to drag things out, and
so she is that why she was gonna leave the bathroom,
but she picked up the knife. They asked her to
drop the knife again and stop coming at them. She
kind of had the knife like she was coming at
them with it, and so they tase her. When they
(06:22):
tased her, guess what happened.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
She dropped the weapon that would have killed her, hurt
someone else, and in doing so, they also unintentional or
perhaps intentionally, saved her life.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
You've read the story already, Well, I did see us coming, yeah,
I see it from a mile away.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
But also I love a happy ending here at the
wall in Johnson show. It's not all doom and gloom.
We're not all pessimism and giving you the black pill
every day.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Sometimes we give you the white pill.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Actually, I probably shouldn't use those colors to describe the
good and bad intent of the show.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, that's nothing I was supposed to work out at all.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Should I go the other way on that, Yeah? Probably should.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
We're not always going to give you the mean, evil
white pill. Sometimes we give you the good, optimistic.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Happy ending white pill.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, because no black pills black, but because everybody loves
black jelly beans, right, and black liquorice, black cats, they're
all wonderful things.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Sure, Black Friday.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Okay, well maybe not that, but you get the.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Sale on a TV set.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I think now that We do most of our shopping online,
and people don't riot at Walmart anymore. Black Friday is
not bad anymore. Plus it's a whole month long. It's
the only day that's a month long. Isn't that great?
If you died on Black Friday, that'd be like saying
you had thirty more days to live.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Well, of course, it might also imply you suffered for thirty.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Days, so it could be dragging it out. That's so fun.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
I don't know which way to go on that, mister, oh.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Uh yeah, black is right, Yeah, exactly, they stay black,
my friend.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Yeah, always.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. The leaderboard? Should we go
to the leaderboard? Right now? The mass?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I thought this was like a North Korean thing. What
is well?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
When people say the leaderboard, I just assume it's communism thinking.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
But never mind, go ahead, golf, tell us about golf.
You playing the music. Though you play the music, you
know that means you got to go to the lead aboard.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
That's how that work. I just genuinely enjoy that song.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I'm not a golfer. Golfers don't know this kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I really golfers really irritate me. I like going to
the park over here. Golfers are always getting in the way.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Gophers are really bad at a golf of course, so
I don't blame you for getting upset by him.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Also that, but that's not what I meant. But I
do agree with your point.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
What do you mean, Well, I don't like golfers, right,
They dig up holes in the ground and stuff. That's
no good. Sure, guys, give us a leaderboard. Guys, go ahead.
I thought you had it. You played the music. Now.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I was going to tell you about how Scandinavia is
falling to uh Marxism, and you just.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Want to talk about a country filled with the attractive
blonde women.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
That's all you want to do. Oh not for long?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
No, no, no, is there a change of coming. You're correct,
blondes are my favorite flavor. It's not fair. I'm not
a racist. Chocolate earlier you picked chocolate. Pretty sure we're
not talking about the same thing. I don't think.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
No, I'm not racist, but my genitals do have a
favorite flavor. Oh really for sure? Yeah, and it's pretty
blonde girls. It didn't used to be actually.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
A strong driving force is it pretty much always was,
But earlier we were during commercial we're not going to
play it on the air.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
But we watched an advertisement from a train in Sweden.
It was like the public transit thing, and in the
commercial they show an image of a foreigner, like a
Muslim guy on the train and he's being annoyed by
a blonde Swedish woman.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Oh really, and what happens all the time? Right, We
were surprised by this. In Sweden.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
They have a cultural trend that goes back generations there
where you're supposed to be very quiet and polite, almost
like in Japan, right, Yeah, and it's in their DNA
and Sweden being quiet and polite is part of what
they do. They're not loud, they're not known to be aggressive,
and so we thought that's weird because we see all
these videos of Islamic people, Arabic people going to Sweden
(09:59):
and violently at hacking people on the trains.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Well, they out not do that.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Well, we just it's a thing.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
We noticed there's almost no videos of pretty blonde women
violently assaulting Muslim men on a train in Sweden.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
There's yeah, they found one or did they just make
it up? Was it even a real video?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
We couldn't find any. We could just find the fictitious one,
which is weird because it's exactly the opposite of what
happens in real life.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
But we get it. Don't be annoying on the train
gas lighting kinda. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Also, just you know, mainstream media lying to you, that's
what they do.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Well, now we take you from there to there's this
Danish advertisement. I think that'd be the same part of
the world, right, and white couple hugs on a couch.
Experts call their dating inbreeding. This is another PSA from
Scandinavia where basically they're saying, if two blondes are dating
each other, that's inbreeding, really, and that you're not supposed
(10:54):
to do that. That's bad. So as as a blonde
and they're eating truffles.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Okay, and it's in the foreign language.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Yeah, well, I'm just yeah, I'm trying to paint a
picture here.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
So we're watching the video.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
We're watching it right now, and what you see is
two blondes and then a scientific expert comes in. He
tells them, you guys can't kiss each other.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Doesn't he wonder how they got into their house? I mean,
he shouldn't be there.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Yeah, you're not.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Wrong, that's good that's kind of creepy.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
You're right about that is what do you lock the door?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Honey? Scientists may come in and try to explain our
love life the.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Whole point of this.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
They're now showing adds to the in Denmark showing white
Danish couples saying experts are telling them you're you can't
have babies together. It's not satire, apparently, it's a real
advertisement that plays on TV there and the experts show
up and they tell them not to date each other
because that's basically inbreeding for whites to have babies with
(11:50):
other whites. They say kids with non whites are going
to be healthier, smarter, and stronger, and that is now
what they're telling people in Denmark on TV there.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
And I just wonder, what does Pakistan think about this?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
You have to immediately start wondering things like that, because.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
There are places in the world where we know, based
on the World Health Organization, that in breeding and cousin
dating real in breeding. In Pakistan, it is so common.
They said something like almost half the population there is
they're related to their cousins.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
I was like, wow, half the population. I don't even
know my cousins.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
That's amazing much less have a sexual relationship with one
of them ever, even get a card on your birthday
from them, or a text or anything.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Barely.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Even though I don't know where they are, I can't
tell you much less what they look like naked.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
But if TV sounds like it's messed up, man, I'm
glad I don't get that channel. It does get to
pay extra for that.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
It does kind of feel like the European Union wants
white people to go away.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
And I'm only.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Saying that not because I'm racist or because I have
an agenda, just because that's what they're doing.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Because you have eyes and ears, right, and I can
see what's going on.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
You just saw that ad You've now seen two advertisements
today for Scandinavia where they're basically saying white people are bad.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
We need more foreigners here.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yeah, and that is an odd thing to lean into
it as unusual.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, unless the foreigners got there and immediately took over
all of the broadcast stations.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I don't know if that happened yet or not.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Cash you guys a question, Yeah, is it about the leaderboard? No?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Oh, we left that behind you. We move on from
the leaderboard thing y'all didn't want to know.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
No, Tyley, No, I can't wait to find it. It's
the main thing in my life now that I know
about this.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Jose Maria A loss a ball. That's not a real name.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
That's what it is.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
There's a guy named Jose and he's a golfer. Yeah,
his last name is I lost the ball.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
That's amazing.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, anyway, he uh on the top of the leaderboard
right now after what lake? Two three holes they got
that fall into it yet?
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Oh so there's really not any news here.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
This would be like telling us the weather five seconds
in a tropical store's gonna change.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
But it's a full day tournament, and you wanted to
know who's a hit right now. It ain't gonna be
that way when it's overall Sunday. I can tell you
that right now, I.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Don't think any of us wanted to know. You wanted
to know. We were just happy to go along. You
played the music, you invited it. It's like you know,
when you invite a vampire in your house. You acts
them for trouble. That's all you play. The massive music.
You go and get the massile music. That's all that
vampire thing does check out. Actually, I have a vampire
who lives in my condominium building.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
You never invited him into your apartment, did you?
Speaker 5 (14:29):
No?
Speaker 3 (14:30):
But I've noticed he got into some of the old
ladies places.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Well, yeah, because they don't know the rule.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
The trick is, if a guy who's very pale shows
up on your doorstep with cookies and stuff, just take
the cookies and kick them out.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yeah, tell them you can't come in, because that's probably
a vampire. Especially as to size teeth. Oh yeah, although
I some vampires can retract them, you know, and then
extend them when they need them, so that they can
pass for you know, like regulars. It's tricky.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
I didn't know. I didn't know that. I got to think,
if you've got a person, I probably.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Watched a lot more vampire shows on TV than you have.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
If someone shows up in your house they look like
kursed and dunst, just tell them.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Now, well, I think everybody would tell her no. Well,
the teeth, that's the thing. Yeah, you remember the teeth.
I remember she got into acting because she had a
weird smile. That's sus as the case. Yeah, it's just
sky Razzy too. It's very sky razy, Oh so sky rasy.
Thank you, Billy Ed. I have exciting news. We have
celebrity birthdays to share with you just after the top
(15:28):
of the hour. Now if you if you don't stick around,
or if the radio station doesn't allow you to stick
around for the last hour of the show, go back
and catch that on our free smartphone app. We have
an app, you know.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
And what does it cost to use the free smartphone
at It is absolutely complimentary with a zero price tag.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Well that's great.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
If zero dollars is the cost, and it's chock full
of high quality entertainment, and as we explained earlier, sometimes
little nuggets of wisdom that you can monetize and make
money off of, you'd almost be a fool and downloaded.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I don't know who used the term high quality entertainment
of regarding the app, but I will just say this,
you do get what you pay for. So we got
that going for us. I can't tell if he's insulting
or complimenting us. Yeah, that's the truth. You want. I've
always wanted to have a huge package. Walton M. Johnson
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