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Speaker 1 (00:00):
About I don't know who wrote it, Mom dommy new music.
What did he saying there? Some of my tax has
gone up, waiting in line for a handout, you know,
that sort of thing that's been going on for a
number of years, it seems like.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
But it does sound a lot like what New York
City's getting reved up for more of it.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
You know, yesterday I saw them introduce an interview with
Vivek Ramaswami and his take on Mom Dommi and New
York in general and all that. And they announced him
before they announce them is it and currently involved in
the race for governor of Ohio? And they they never
asked him, and they never never said even though they
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had him on the show, they never once asked him.
How's the race going? Your your race in Ohio? Uh?
I did a look curious. I'd forgotten all about him,
And it looks like he's doing quite well. So I
don't know if they're they're going to vote the same
way they did in New York out in the rest
of the country.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Huh. Interesting, Good for him. You know, we don't celebrate
it enough. But that socialist in Minnesota lost. That was cool,
That's true. Yeah, you know, it wasn't all bad news
this week. The meantime, let's take you to California. Boy,
Gavin Newsome, he's just so proud of how his state
is doing. It could do no wrong, would we all?
Yeah's California. It's the golden state. I mean, it's just
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the shining state on the hill that everybody else wants
to be like, right, sure, absolutely, And as it turns out,
in Orange County, California, there's a facility right now with
one dozen mentally ill suspects being housed inside to protect
us from them.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Okay, and they're about to get released. Oh, of course
they are.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
And not because they want to release some or because
they're all innocent, or because we were wrong about it. No,
they just don't have the money to fund the facility.
Orange County District Attorney's Todd Spitzer, Wait a second, sounds familiar,
said The mentally ill inmates with criminal charges pending go
to state hospitals for up to two years to restore
competency to move forward with trial. Unfortunately, in this case,
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they may have to release them soon because.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
There's a bed shortage. Oh boy, so.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
You're telling me these people are crazy? Insane, so much
so that they're a danger to public society.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Criminally insane, not just you know, they wonder from the
house occasionally.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
In California, a state where they tax you for breathing sideways,
you pay a tax to look at the ocean. In California,
you want to right left handed, there's a tax for that.
You know, whatever it may be. They don't have enough
money for a bed to housing insane person. You guys
have a taxpayer funded abortion clinic on every block. I'm
not exaggerating, by the way. No, they do actually have that.
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I spent a lot of time in California last year.
As I was I was dating a newscaster out there,
you remember that. So I'd go out there in real
pretty parts of the state too. We'd be walking up
and down the beach and I'd be like, oh, look
at that women's health clinic, and the woman walking to
me and be like, Oh, that's nice. I'd be like,
that's an abortion clinic, and she's like, oh.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
And we'd walk a few blocks and then guess what
we'd see you again.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Another clinic. Dude.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I couldn't I couldn't believe it. How many freaking abortion
clinics do you need around here?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
They're generally upstairs, right above the Starbucks. Dude, there's plenty
of those. I don't know if you're saying that in jest,
but that's really what they were. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
It was always in between a surf shop in someplace
called like Buddies, Gluten Free Cappuccino Barn or something like that.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I don't know why there's gluten in your cappuccino, but
I love a cappuccino right now.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
You know what bothers me about California. They don't put
salt on any of their food. All this stuff we
could play about in California. You go all the way
out there. It's right next to Mexico. No salt on
your taco, like a lick of simps, does it? I
know well about hot sauce. I got hot sauce. How
about a little hot sauce. They actually do have hot sauce,
but you have to ask for it. They don't just
put it on the table.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
No.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
When you're around Louisiana or Texas, usually you have two
kinds of hot sauce.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
There, you got chilula for your text.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Mexican and then right next to it some kind of
a Cajun thing or creole or sure, tabasco.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You got to have your Tabasco, even if you want
something else.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah, exactly, all right. So with everything taking place right
now around the country, I'm sure most of you would agree,
there's nothing more important than making sure that Jasmine Crockett
is safe.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Oh well, yeah, that's my number one conflorin every day.
When I fall asleep at night, I think about it,
wakes up in the morning, think about it.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
She said she is seriously considering a Senate run in
which state?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Well, I guess Texas. If she runs for senate, she
knows she who does she? How many senators do you
think we get too? No? How many you think she
thinks we get one hundred? Yeah, there you go. I'll
be I'll be one of the many senators.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
No Democrat has won a Senate election in Texas since
the nineteen eighties. To put that into perspective, I was
born in the nineteen eighties and I'm in my mid
to early forties now.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Who was the last Democrat senator that won back in
the eighties. That's a good question.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Last Texas senator who was a Democrat.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Or did you just write the a cut cinder? I think, Bubby, Oh,
you don't like how I typed it. It's like a busy,
busy busy. Robert Krueger wasn't he? And nickelback? No, Kroger Kroger.
Robert Krueger was the guy from the Freddy movie. That's
Freddy's brother. Well, okay, still, yeah they were related. You
got him in dude, that that glovey war that was
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cool man.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, he may not himself he was using it for violence,
But I feel like it'd be pretty helpful in a kitchen.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
See if these guys that go out and do crazy
stuff and illegal stuff, if they would just put their
their brain power to work for good. Should be one
hell of a country we live in. So get that
energy transferred to the good side instead of the dark side.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Could you imagine how sweet it would be to have
one of those gloves just hanging out with your friend
with down syndrome slicing up a grilled cheese. That'd be cool, right,
so nice? Just you your buddy who you know, wasn't.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
It's like we didn't get enough letters about it already.
Now you want to start up with the grilled cheese
down syndrome people again. I'm gonna deal with these people
on the email. What are they mad about you? Generally?
You and your flippant attitude, the way you run around
here with your you know, I lift and eat realed
cheese with down syndrome people and stuff. That's just that's
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just they've had it up to well, they've had it
up to here. Let's let's walk through what I said.
Grilled cheese is delicious? Does everyone chick down syndrome guys
generally tend to be very nice people? Yeah? What's wrong
with it?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
They're not real judge of your rude uh. Research has
demonstrated guys of down syndrome know how to make a
grilled cheese.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Bart because they love them. Yeah, and don't you love them, Guinea?
I love grilled cheese.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, and usually if I have a friend with down syndrome,
he's pretty funny, cool guy to hang out as.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Sorry, you know, your friend with down syndrome isn't thinking
I like hanging out with Kenny because he likes grilled cheese.
You damn right, bro? Yeah? So what's wrong with Why
is everybody looking at me like that? I don't think
he can look. No, probably shouldn't say anything. It's like
waking up somebody that's sleepwalking it. It might be alarming
to him.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Let me. We've had this conversation before, but I'll ask
it again, mister Kenneth, I'll choose you.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Oh, I love being chosen.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Would you rather be really smart and aware of how
awful the world is? Or not really smart and like,
you know, like kind of jolly and happy all the time?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
What I trade being me for being you? Is that
what you're asking? Oh, brother, you're missing the point I'm trying.
I'm walking in there. I took you right to the
river to give you the water. Yeah, but I turned
you around at the last minute.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Anyway, Robert Krueger was the last Democrats rem They had
pretty cool with a brother. I don't remember him either,
but something tells me he wasn't a sassy black lady
from the Metro Pleaux.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
No. Now we got to focus on Jazzy. Yeah, we
gotta get busy getting Jazzy a Senate seat. Okay to
the senators and takes us to move over. We're gonna
add one mote. It would be fun to watch her.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
It would be fun to watch her have a debate
with a Ken Paxton or a Wesley Hunt. Not John Corny.
Nobody would want to watch that. And John, maybe she'll
take on Ted Cruz. Dude, if John Corny ends up
winning this primary, do.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
We have to you're gonna move, get out of Texas,
head to New York. I'm a move to New York City?
Why not? Probably not?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
But still probably I'll still be pissed. I guess it'll
give me a lot to tweet about.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
And then you'll get over it, Coach. Something else worse
will happen? Oh sure, so like later the same day? Probably,
I mean it always does. We'd have to wait weeks
for more bad news to erase the bad news we
were upset about. Now we have to wait maybe an
hour or two, and there's more bad news are coming.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
All right, mister Kenna, maybe you can help me out
with this one. If a lesbian gets in a black
lesbian gets into an argument with a transgender felon, who
in South California?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Who does the Hollywood media have to side with? Damn
it is transgender that I think their heads will explode.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
A black lesbian recording artist got kicked out of Gold's gym.
I remember that after she complained that there was a
tranny who's also a felon that was.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
In He was a swinging man meat in the locker room.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Well, anyway, TMZ, you're familiar with TMZ interviewed the tranny
criminal felon or whatever, and you know, the lesbian had
some thoughts for the naked man in her changing room.
She didn't like it, so they did an interview with
the transgender felon, and boy, this guy is really something here,
the man that invaded the woman's locker room. It just
looks like a guy in a woman's bra. Have you
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looked at a photo of this dude?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I have not seen him.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
That's a dude. I mean, it doesn't even look like
he's trying to look like a girl. It just looks
like he put on yoga pants.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
He's got a padded brawn, you know, so it sucks.
But he's also got pictoral muscles like a man.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I hate to say this out loud because I know
I'll regret it later, but it kind of looks like
if I put on a padded bra and some It
doesn't look like he's even trying to know did he
even shave. He's got a five o'clock shadow.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yeah. No, that's the whole point is I don't think
they want to make the effort. I want to make
it real obvious that they're doing something to be annoying.
But you're not supposed to get annoyed. Yeah. Anyway, he
was on TEA. You're joining us now?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Is one of the people that that Tish says she
confronted uh in the locker room.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Her name is Alexis Black, and she's joining us now. Alexis,
she doesn't look like her. It looks like a guy
with lipstick on. Well, for the interview, Alexis, So we
spoke with Tish.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
She said, when she came face to face with you,
it was obvious to her.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
You were a man.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
So, you know, I don't want to get terribly graphic here,
but can you kind of explain, you know, how you appeared.
You know, do you believe that she was reading something
in that you didn't appear to be male.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
She perceived.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Before he answers it, he's trying so hard to ask
the obvious question.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Hey, the woman in the locker room felt like you're
not even trying to look like a woman. Yeah, were
you where you throwing doll? Is that what you were doing?
He was walking through to throwing down.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Well, first, I told the people that raised me that
this is the way that I was when I was
eight years old, and.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I told everybody it's a woman's penis.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
I don't know, really, I stumped it down pretty deep.
And I began using hormones this year in February, and
I actually relinquished that information to her about you know,
name change and it says female on my ID and
hormones and I mean, I'm registered as a female with
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the gym so.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
And he's still got a penis listened. I don't know
what the big deal is everybody.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I told her, I have a woman's penis, and I've
been taking hormones for like six weeks now.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
So what's your problem? Dude? What do you want? Bro
Calm down? Maybe because these people they are crazy because
they always talk about how Christian is. Yeah, I don't
know how many m on that side. Walton in Johnson
Radio Networking. Actually, that's a good thing. You've been around
the world. You've really seen a million girls, Billy, he's
probably seen them from the stage. Wouldn't you imagine a million,
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a million over all the years, over all the concerts,
over the tens of thousands that show up every night
and scream, and yeah, I'd say you've seen a million
girls with all the drugs, zack eye ties. You think
you could from a distance.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
You've stood on stage before in front of a big
audience with the lights on your face.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah, it's hard to see out there. You can't see
them out there, but he sees them. It's like there
was a show that you know. That's what he means.
Name was just saying that because it rhymed. Probably the
truth loser.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yeah, just saying things because they go together in a sinky,
a pated manner, so it's to sound like they would
work a song.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Sick here's what it is. Yeah, you sick in me.
I just saw a news headline I thought was pretty cool,
and I looked into it and it was hard to
say where it happened exactly or when, but I think
it was like four or five years ago now that
I've looked at it. Say, the cops couldn't catch the
peeping tom, so mom stepped up and basically it was
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Mom drove home and she saw this guy peeking through
her daughter's window at her house. It's like fifteen year
old girl, you know, something like that. And so she
called the cops and then she waited, you know, the
cops finally showed up, and he ran off when he
saw me, and then the cops pulled up. He ran
off that way, and so the cops went off, gave
him a good chase. They got after him. I love
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a good chase unless someone dies at the end. And
he's hopping, you know, the chain link fences, going through
the backyards and running around behind the car port and
trying to hide under a tarp or something, and they
keep getting after him, and the cops can't catch him.
As a matter of fact, they pulled a taser out.
There's gone taser in, but he was zigzagging and ducking
and hopping every which away.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
That's how you avoid an alligator or a taser either way.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yeah, And so they tried to tell you. It didn't work.
He ends up running out from the backyards of these
houses back into the front yard and that's where mama
and the daughter are standing in the front yard waiting,
and the cops still haven't caught this guy, and so
Mama sees him coming and she just steps out and
puts a one of those middle linebacker tackles on him,
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hit him like Mike Singletary of the Bears guys coming
right through the middle. And I mean Refrigerator, parenty say,
Refrigerator didn't tackle people. He was a blocker and a
running tackle. Kid tackled.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Do you remember that one time they gave him a
ball and had him run into the end zone and
no one could tackle him.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
He missing The point is defense is what who tackles people?
He played offense. So she tackles him out in the street,
rolling around on the concrete, and then the daughter runs
up and I think she got a few good shots
into before these fat out of breath cops finally caught
up with the guy. She's rolling around with him on
the street in front of the cop car, and you
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know they arrested him, but she's the one had to
take him down. And they're telling you, now, man, this
Dallas cowboys on to look at her, maybe a getter
her on that defense? That would you call that a
nickname like the fridge? You know? Yeah? How about you
to for that story? I mean, I enjoyed the story.
I do love a part of the story he liked
is the part he brought up. You you're the one
that stuck the fridge in here. He wasn't in the story.
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That's not true. I like the part of the story
where you brought me a plate of chicken wings. Wait
what what? Yeah, I'll have some chicken wings?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Who does chicken wings? No, refrigerator faery is not in
the sports news this morning. It's too bad to be
a lot cooler if he was, you know. Yeah, the
sports is brought to you by my pillow. Mike Lindell
is constantly sending me messages about what what else is
all sale? You heard about the sheets, You heard about
the mattress thompas. Now you got to hear about the
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robe and the slippers. Yeah, my pillow, robe and slippers. Also,
everything all sale because it's that time of the year.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
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It's always promo code. WJ always gets you a lot
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of savings.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Yeah, it does, get that promo code out. Go to town.
We got Thursday night football tonight. This used to be
a thing, used to be a big thing. So they're
hoping that they can renew the rivalry between the Raiders
and the Broncos. Now, you know, the Raiders have moved
on to a different land, that things is different now,
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but they're hoping we can still get that rivalry.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
To guess, a Vegas Denver rivalry makes a little more
sense than an Oakland Denver rivalry, you.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Know, I mean so much. The city is the conference
and things. I get that. But yeah, when they did move,
they're gonna have to start it up all over again. Sure. Yeah,
so we'll see about that. In the meantime, back to
college football, everybody's wondering, you know, what's gonna happen over
LSU now with the coach because they got the ad
all picked out. Now, who gonna pick the coach? Is
it still going to be Governor Landry?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
It was never gonna be the Landry. He made that
very clear. He just wasn't gonna let the guy that
wasted fifty million dollars do it.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
It's pretty aggravating when he keeps bringing it up. And
plus like Landry is a good guy, you know, yeah,
I know, I just like to keep bringing it up
because of aggravats you. So here's here's the story. They're
the thing where you go, well, you don't want to
starting to tager walk about him there and heard the
shack right o'eal. Well, yeah, he went to they naturally
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go to shack and said, well, you went to SU.
You probably have some inside information. Who gonna be that
next coach? He said, I'm hearing Nick Saban's name mentioned
a lot when they're talking about the new l s
U coach. Now, uh, several people at ESPN have also
brought up Nick Saban's name. So somebody asks Nick Saban,
I think it was Herb Street to work with him
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over there on that ESPN show. Now, and Herb Street say,
he ain't leaving. This is a cush job, this is
too easy. He loved this. He ain't going nowhere. Nick
Saban actually said not interested. But and here's that butt. Yeah,
when miss Terry, here's these numbers, I might have to
get interested. Oh, so they're offering him a lot of money.
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Well what are they offering? Uh, you know who he is,
right and you know how much they was paying the
last guy fifty four million. Well that's just for the
short part of the contract. They offered him a ten year,
ten one hundred million dollar deal. That was one hundred
million dollar deal. Nick Saban have a clause in his
contract at Alabama before he left there that said, no
matter what any head coaching football is making, if you
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get a raise, I make more. And that's how it's
going to be. When his wife, Miss Terry, find out
the kind of money they might be throwing around, she
gonna tell him, you get the hell out of the
house and you go to LSU and you get that money.
All right.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
So reporting Yahoo's sports from earlier this week pains a
slightly different picture. Since Brian Kelly's dismissal, the question now
is who takes his place, And there have been discussions
about Lane Kiffin that coach or miss Rebels.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Right, but he's still coaching.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Ole Miss had an exceptional season with the Rebels, achieving
a fifty two to nineteen record. This year, he is
a team ranked number seven in in position to make
their inaugural appearance in the college football Playoffs. But a
different guy is the favorite to take the job, and
he has ties to the school. That would be Buffalo
Bill's offensive coordinator Joe Brady, who was there with you
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know back in the day, right exactly. Look, if not
Emerald or Lil Wayne, then why not Joe Brady. He's
put in the time. You sure it's not gonna be
no or what's his name?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Uncle? Uncle? Ci? Is that it looks like C but
it's Cy right, it's size see see it's cy. It's Si. See.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
The only problem with him is he's from Monroe. That's
practically not even that's practically New York City, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yeah, that's that's that bothers people. Yeah, absolutely, Milton M.
Johnson
About I don't know who wrote it, Mom dommy new music.
What did he saying there? Some of my tax has
gone up, waiting in line for a handout, you know,
that sort of thing that's been going on for a
number of years, it seems like.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
But it does sound a lot like what New York
City's getting reved up for more of it.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
You know, yesterday I saw them introduce an interview with
Vivek Ramaswami and his take on Mom Dommi and New
York in general and all that. And they announced him
before they announce them is it and currently involved in
the race for governor of Ohio? And they they never
asked him, and they never never said even though they
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had him on the show, they never once asked him.
How's the race going? Your your race in Ohio? Uh?
I did a look curious. I'd forgotten all about him,
And it looks like he's doing quite well. So I
don't know if they're they're going to vote the same
way they did in New York out in the rest
of the country.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Huh. Interesting, Good for him. You know, we don't celebrate
it enough. But that socialist in Minnesota lost. That was cool,
That's true. Yeah, you know, it wasn't all bad news
this week. The meantime, let's take you to California. Boy,
Gavin Newsome, he's just so proud of how his state
is doing. It could do no wrong, would we all?
Yeah's California. It's the golden state. I mean, it's just
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the shining state on the hill that everybody else wants
to be like, right, sure, absolutely, And as it turns out,
in Orange County, California, there's a facility right now with
one dozen mentally ill suspects being housed inside to protect
us from them.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Okay, and they're about to get released. Oh, of course
they are.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
And not because they want to release some or because
they're all innocent, or because we were wrong about it. No,
they just don't have the money to fund the facility.
Orange County District Attorney's Todd Spitzer, Wait a second, sounds familiar,
said The mentally ill inmates with criminal charges pending go
to state hospitals for up to two years to restore
competency to move forward with trial. Unfortunately, in this case,
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they may have to release them soon because.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
There's a bed shortage. Oh boy, so.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
You're telling me these people are crazy? Insane, so much
so that they're a danger to public society.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Criminally insane, not just you know, they wonder from the
house occasionally.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
In California, a state where they tax you for breathing sideways,
you pay a tax to look at the ocean. In California,
you want to right left handed, there's a tax for that.
You know, whatever it may be. They don't have enough
money for a bed to housing insane person. You guys
have a taxpayer funded abortion clinic on every block. I'm
not exaggerating, by the way. No, they do actually have that.
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I spent a lot of time in California last year.
As I was I was dating a newscaster out there,
you remember that. So I'd go out there in real
pretty parts of the state too. We'd be walking up
and down the beach and I'd be like, oh, look
at that women's health clinic, and the woman walking to
me and be like, Oh, that's nice. I'd be like,
that's an abortion clinic, and she's like, oh.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
And we'd walk a few blocks and then guess what
we'd see you again.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Another clinic. Dude.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I couldn't I couldn't believe it. How many freaking abortion
clinics do you need around here?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
They're generally upstairs, right above the Starbucks. Dude, there's plenty
of those. I don't know if you're saying that in jest,
but that's really what they were. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
It was always in between a surf shop in someplace
called like Buddies, Gluten Free Cappuccino Barn or something like that.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I don't know why there's gluten in your cappuccino, but
I love a cappuccino right now.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
You know what bothers me about California. They don't put
salt on any of their food. All this stuff we
could play about in California. You go all the way
out there. It's right next to Mexico. No salt on
your taco, like a lick of simps, does it? I
know well about hot sauce. I got hot sauce. How
about a little hot sauce. They actually do have hot sauce,
but you have to ask for it. They don't just
put it on the table.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
No.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
When you're around Louisiana or Texas, usually you have two
kinds of hot sauce.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
There, you got chilula for your text.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Mexican and then right next to it some kind of
a Cajun thing or creole or sure, tabasco.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You got to have your Tabasco, even if you want
something else.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah, exactly, all right. So with everything taking place right
now around the country, I'm sure most of you would agree,
there's nothing more important than making sure that Jasmine Crockett
is safe.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Oh well, yeah, that's my number one conflorin every day.
When I fall asleep at night, I think about it,
wakes up in the morning, think about it.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
She said she is seriously considering a Senate run in
which state?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Well, I guess Texas. If she runs for senate, she
knows she who does she? How many senators do you
think we get too? No? How many you think she
thinks we get one hundred? Yeah, there you go. I'll
be I'll be one of the many senators.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
No Democrat has won a Senate election in Texas since
the nineteen eighties. To put that into perspective, I was
born in the nineteen eighties and I'm in my mid
to early forties now.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Who was the last Democrat senator that won back in
the eighties. That's a good question.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Last Texas senator who was a Democrat.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Or did you just write the a cut cinder? I think, Bubby, Oh,
you don't like how I typed it. It's like a busy,
busy busy. Robert Krueger wasn't he? And nickelback? No, Kroger Kroger.
Robert Krueger was the guy from the Freddy movie. That's
Freddy's brother. Well, okay, still, yeah they were related. You
got him in dude, that that glovey war that was
(05:20):
cool man.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, he may not himself he was using it for violence,
But I feel like it'd be pretty helpful in a kitchen.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
See if these guys that go out and do crazy
stuff and illegal stuff, if they would just put their
their brain power to work for good. Should be one
hell of a country we live in. So get that
energy transferred to the good side instead of the dark side.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Could you imagine how sweet it would be to have
one of those gloves just hanging out with your friend
with down syndrome slicing up a grilled cheese. That'd be cool, right,
so nice? Just you your buddy who you know, wasn't.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
It's like we didn't get enough letters about it already.
Now you want to start up with the grilled cheese
down syndrome people again. I'm gonna deal with these people
on the email. What are they mad about you? Generally?
You and your flippant attitude, the way you run around
here with your you know, I lift and eat realed
cheese with down syndrome people and stuff. That's just that's
(06:15):
just they've had it up to well, they've had it
up to here. Let's let's walk through what I said.
Grilled cheese is delicious? Does everyone chick down syndrome guys
generally tend to be very nice people? Yeah? What's wrong
with it?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
They're not real judge of your rude uh. Research has
demonstrated guys of down syndrome know how to make a
grilled cheese.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Bart because they love them. Yeah, and don't you love them, Guinea?
I love grilled cheese.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, and usually if I have a friend with down syndrome,
he's pretty funny, cool guy to hang out as.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Sorry, you know, your friend with down syndrome isn't thinking
I like hanging out with Kenny because he likes grilled cheese.
You damn right, bro? Yeah? So what's wrong with Why
is everybody looking at me like that? I don't think
he can look. No, probably shouldn't say anything. It's like
waking up somebody that's sleepwalking it. It might be alarming
to him.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Let me. We've had this conversation before, but I'll ask
it again, mister Kenneth, I'll choose you.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Oh, I love being chosen.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Would you rather be really smart and aware of how
awful the world is? Or not really smart and like,
you know, like kind of jolly and happy all the time?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
What I trade being me for being you? Is that
what you're asking? Oh, brother, you're missing the point I'm trying.
I'm walking in there. I took you right to the
river to give you the water. Yeah, but I turned
you around at the last minute.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Anyway, Robert Krueger was the last Democrats rem They had
pretty cool with a brother. I don't remember him either,
but something tells me he wasn't a sassy black lady
from the Metro Pleaux.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
No. Now we got to focus on Jazzy. Yeah, we
gotta get busy getting Jazzy a Senate seat. Okay to
the senators and takes us to move over. We're gonna
add one mote. It would be fun to watch her.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
It would be fun to watch her have a debate
with a Ken Paxton or a Wesley Hunt. Not John Corny.
Nobody would want to watch that. And John, maybe she'll
take on Ted Cruz. Dude, if John Corny ends up
winning this primary, do.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
We have to you're gonna move, get out of Texas,
head to New York. I'm a move to New York City?
Why not? Probably not?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
But still probably I'll still be pissed. I guess it'll
give me a lot to tweet about.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
And then you'll get over it, Coach. Something else worse
will happen? Oh sure, so like later the same day? Probably,
I mean it always does. We'd have to wait weeks
for more bad news to erase the bad news we
were upset about. Now we have to wait maybe an
hour or two, and there's more bad news are coming.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
All right, mister Kenna, maybe you can help me out
with this one. If a lesbian gets in a black
lesbian gets into an argument with a transgender felon, who
in South California?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Who does the Hollywood media have to side with? Damn
it is transgender that I think their heads will explode.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
A black lesbian recording artist got kicked out of Gold's gym.
I remember that after she complained that there was a
tranny who's also a felon that was.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
In He was a swinging man meat in the locker room.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Well, anyway, TMZ, you're familiar with TMZ interviewed the tranny
criminal felon or whatever, and you know, the lesbian had
some thoughts for the naked man in her changing room.
She didn't like it, so they did an interview with
the transgender felon, and boy, this guy is really something here,
the man that invaded the woman's locker room. It just
looks like a guy in a woman's bra. Have you
(09:24):
looked at a photo of this dude?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I have not seen him.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
That's a dude. I mean, it doesn't even look like
he's trying to look like a girl. It just looks
like he put on yoga pants.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
He's got a padded brawn, you know, so it sucks.
But he's also got pictoral muscles like a man.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I hate to say this out loud because I know
I'll regret it later, but it kind of looks like
if I put on a padded bra and some It
doesn't look like he's even trying to know did he
even shave. He's got a five o'clock shadow.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yeah. No, that's the whole point is I don't think
they want to make the effort. I want to make
it real obvious that they're doing something to be annoying.
But you're not supposed to get annoyed. Yeah. Anyway, he
was on TEA. You're joining us now?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Is one of the people that that Tish says she
confronted uh in the locker room.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Her name is Alexis Black, and she's joining us now. Alexis,
she doesn't look like her. It looks like a guy
with lipstick on. Well, for the interview, Alexis, So we
spoke with Tish.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
She said, when she came face to face with you,
it was obvious to her.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
You were a man.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
So, you know, I don't want to get terribly graphic here,
but can you kind of explain, you know, how you appeared.
You know, do you believe that she was reading something
in that you didn't appear to be male.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
She perceived.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Before he answers it, he's trying so hard to ask
the obvious question.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Hey, the woman in the locker room felt like you're
not even trying to look like a woman. Yeah, were
you where you throwing doll? Is that what you were doing?
He was walking through to throwing down.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Well, first, I told the people that raised me that
this is the way that I was when I was
eight years old, and.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I told everybody it's a woman's penis.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
I don't know, really, I stumped it down pretty deep.
And I began using hormones this year in February, and
I actually relinquished that information to her about you know,
name change and it says female on my ID and
hormones and I mean, I'm registered as a female with
(11:35):
the gym so.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
And he's still got a penis listened. I don't know
what the big deal is everybody.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I told her, I have a woman's penis, and I've
been taking hormones for like six weeks now.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
So what's your problem? Dude? What do you want? Bro
Calm down? Maybe because these people they are crazy because
they always talk about how Christian is. Yeah, I don't
know how many m on that side. Walton in Johnson
Radio Networking. Actually, that's a good thing. You've been around
the world. You've really seen a million girls, Billy, he's
probably seen them from the stage. Wouldn't you imagine a million,
(12:09):
a million over all the years, over all the concerts,
over the tens of thousands that show up every night
and scream, and yeah, I'd say you've seen a million
girls with all the drugs, zack eye ties. You think
you could from a distance.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
You've stood on stage before in front of a big
audience with the lights on your face.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah, it's hard to see out there. You can't see
them out there, but he sees them. It's like there
was a show that you know. That's what he means.
Name was just saying that because it rhymed. Probably the
truth loser.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yeah, just saying things because they go together in a sinky,
a pated manner, so it's to sound like they would
work a song.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Sick here's what it is. Yeah, you sick in me.
I just saw a news headline I thought was pretty cool,
and I looked into it and it was hard to
say where it happened exactly or when, but I think
it was like four or five years ago now that
I've looked at it. Say, the cops couldn't catch the
peeping tom, so mom stepped up and basically it was
(13:04):
Mom drove home and she saw this guy peeking through
her daughter's window at her house. It's like fifteen year
old girl, you know, something like that. And so she
called the cops and then she waited, you know, the
cops finally showed up, and he ran off when he
saw me, and then the cops pulled up. He ran
off that way, and so the cops went off, gave
him a good chase. They got after him. I love
(13:24):
a good chase unless someone dies at the end. And
he's hopping, you know, the chain link fences, going through
the backyards and running around behind the car port and
trying to hide under a tarp or something, and they
keep getting after him, and the cops can't catch him.
As a matter of fact, they pulled a taser out.
There's gone taser in, but he was zigzagging and ducking
and hopping every which away.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
That's how you avoid an alligator or a taser either way.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yeah, And so they tried to tell you. It didn't work.
He ends up running out from the backyards of these
houses back into the front yard and that's where mama
and the daughter are standing in the front yard waiting,
and the cops still haven't caught this guy, and so
Mama sees him coming and she just steps out and
puts a one of those middle linebacker tackles on him,
(14:11):
hit him like Mike Singletary of the Bears guys coming
right through the middle. And I mean Refrigerator, parenty say,
Refrigerator didn't tackle people. He was a blocker and a
running tackle. Kid tackled.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Do you remember that one time they gave him a
ball and had him run into the end zone and
no one could tackle him.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
He missing The point is defense is what who tackles people?
He played offense. So she tackles him out in the street,
rolling around on the concrete, and then the daughter runs
up and I think she got a few good shots
into before these fat out of breath cops finally caught
up with the guy. She's rolling around with him on
the street in front of the cop car, and you
(14:47):
know they arrested him, but she's the one had to
take him down. And they're telling you, now, man, this
Dallas cowboys on to look at her, maybe a getter
her on that defense? That would you call that a
nickname like the fridge? You know? Yeah? How about you
to for that story? I mean, I enjoyed the story.
I do love a part of the story he liked
is the part he brought up. You you're the one
that stuck the fridge in here. He wasn't in the story.
(15:08):
That's not true. I like the part of the story
where you brought me a plate of chicken wings. Wait
what what? Yeah, I'll have some chicken wings?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Who does chicken wings? No, refrigerator faery is not in
the sports news this morning. It's too bad to be
a lot cooler if he was, you know. Yeah, the
sports is brought to you by my pillow. Mike Lindell
is constantly sending me messages about what what else is
all sale? You heard about the sheets, You heard about
the mattress thompas. Now you got to hear about the
(15:34):
robe and the slippers. Yeah, my pillow, robe and slippers. Also,
everything all sale because it's that time of the year.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Three in one sale right now. Guys, you want to
have some fun for the holidays. You want to get
some cool stuff for your house. By the way, even
more great gift ideas. Lots of little knickknacks and interesting
things you could put in a stocking or under the
under the tree at my store dot com. Whether you
go to mystore dot com or my Pillow dot com.
It's always promo code. WJ always gets you a lot
(16:02):
of savings.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Yeah, it does, get that promo code out. Go to town.
We got Thursday night football tonight. This used to be
a thing, used to be a big thing. So they're
hoping that they can renew the rivalry between the Raiders
and the Broncos. Now, you know, the Raiders have moved
on to a different land, that things is different now,
(16:24):
but they're hoping we can still get that rivalry.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
To guess, a Vegas Denver rivalry makes a little more
sense than an Oakland Denver rivalry, you.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Know, I mean so much. The city is the conference
and things. I get that. But yeah, when they did move,
they're gonna have to start it up all over again. Sure. Yeah,
so we'll see about that. In the meantime, back to
college football, everybody's wondering, you know, what's gonna happen over
LSU now with the coach because they got the ad
all picked out. Now, who gonna pick the coach? Is
it still going to be Governor Landry?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
It was never gonna be the Landry. He made that
very clear. He just wasn't gonna let the guy that
wasted fifty million dollars do it.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
It's pretty aggravating when he keeps bringing it up. And
plus like Landry is a good guy, you know, yeah,
I know, I just like to keep bringing it up
because of aggravats you. So here's here's the story. They're
the thing where you go, well, you don't want to
starting to tager walk about him there and heard the
shack right o'eal. Well, yeah, he went to they naturally
(17:25):
go to shack and said, well, you went to SU.
You probably have some inside information. Who gonna be that
next coach? He said, I'm hearing Nick Saban's name mentioned
a lot when they're talking about the new l s
U coach. Now, uh, several people at ESPN have also
brought up Nick Saban's name. So somebody asks Nick Saban,
I think it was Herb Street to work with him
(17:46):
over there on that ESPN show. Now, and Herb Street say,
he ain't leaving. This is a cush job, this is
too easy. He loved this. He ain't going nowhere. Nick
Saban actually said not interested. But and here's that butt. Yeah,
when miss Terry, here's these numbers, I might have to
get interested. Oh, so they're offering him a lot of money.
(18:09):
Well what are they offering? Uh, you know who he is,
right and you know how much they was paying the
last guy fifty four million. Well that's just for the
short part of the contract. They offered him a ten year,
ten one hundred million dollar deal. That was one hundred
million dollar deal. Nick Saban have a clause in his
contract at Alabama before he left there that said, no
matter what any head coaching football is making, if you
(18:30):
get a raise, I make more. And that's how it's
going to be. When his wife, Miss Terry, find out
the kind of money they might be throwing around, she
gonna tell him, you get the hell out of the
house and you go to LSU and you get that money.
All right.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
So reporting Yahoo's sports from earlier this week pains a
slightly different picture. Since Brian Kelly's dismissal, the question now
is who takes his place, And there have been discussions
about Lane Kiffin that coach or miss Rebels.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Right, but he's still coaching.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Ole Miss had an exceptional season with the Rebels, achieving
a fifty two to nineteen record. This year, he is
a team ranked number seven in in position to make
their inaugural appearance in the college football Playoffs. But a
different guy is the favorite to take the job, and
he has ties to the school. That would be Buffalo
Bill's offensive coordinator Joe Brady, who was there with you
(19:22):
know back in the day, right exactly. Look, if not
Emerald or Lil Wayne, then why not Joe Brady. He's
put in the time. You sure it's not gonna be
no or what's his name?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Uncle? Uncle? Ci? Is that it looks like C but
it's Cy right, it's size see see it's cy. It's Si. See.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
The only problem with him is he's from Monroe. That's
practically not even that's practically New York City, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yeah, that's that's that bothers people. Yeah, absolutely, Milton M.
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