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December 8, 2025 • 13 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Nothing says Merry Christmas. So I Somalian migrants spiking the
America taxpayer for billions of dollars.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, that fraud is a problem, but I have good news.
Ilhan Omar is aware of it and she's going to
take care of it.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Oh, she's going to fix it for us.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
She was on Face the Nation yesterday and she talks
with such a smile and lilting, happily well enunciated voice,
and she let everyone know when they brought up the fraud.
She was aware of this a long time ago, I
think maybe years, and tried to alert people to the

(00:38):
travesty that was happening. And I guess nobody would pay attention.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
But she's on it, and I feel like, obviously she's
not lying. So me even bringing this up is going
to make me look racist, sure, and I know I'm
gonna look racist anyway. That's middle class white guy from
a flyover state. But is it possible that this bill,
this this program that these people are taking advantage of,
which she I think co sponsored, Is that right?

Speaker 2 (01:05):
She Well, it does kind of seem that way, but
how could that be. She was trying to warn people
not to steal.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
She created the bill and then pretty much everybody that's
been using it to steal money is from the Somalian community. Yeah,
you gotta admit that's. Yeah, it seems pretty suspicious, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
That's why she had to go on National News yesterday
and clear it all up.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Now, obviously she's not lying. Why would she lie?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Obviously lie, But also how did she get thirty million
dollars doing what exactly? Didn't she used to be a
state representative. How do you get thirty million dollars working
in local government in Minnesota? I mean, I know Democrats
pay their lawmakers a little more than Republican states do,
but you got to admit that's a lot of money.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
It sure is.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
M Apparently the question about her marrying her brother came out.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
I didn't watch Nation.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
I can't stand looking at that kind of stuff anymore,
but especially when somebody's just gonna sit there and smile
at you and lie to your face.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
But maybe it's always been that, yeah, probably So anyway,
she was on yesterday, CBS has faced the Nation. For
those that don't know, meet the presses CBS and are
His NBC, and they both replaced the good hosts years ago.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I don't know good ish. It's really become.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Like a like a Dei breeding ground. But that's besides
the point. Apparently the fraud queen Ihan Omar just tried
to spend the one billion dollars Somali Frond scheme in
new story about how Somalians are actually the real victims here.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
There are eighty thousand people of Somali descent in your state,
but the president has been very focused not just on them,
but on you. In this extraordinary cabinet meeting, he said,
Somali's quote come from hell. They complain and they do nothing,
but bitch, take a list.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
These are people that do nothing but complain. Why does
she tell her they come places and from where they
came from, they got nothing. We don't want them in
our country. Let them go back to where they came
from and fix it.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
All right before we hear ihan Omer's response to this,
you gotta admit and it's kind of weird that we
took in eighty thousand people as refugees from a third
world country.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
And they hate us. They they hate us so much.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
They somehow managed to intentionally cluster together in one area
so that their votes would overwhelm the votes of the
local folks. Yeah, I mean, I'm just saying it just
happened that way. Coincidence, happenstance. It's just one of those things.
Nobody planned it. Let's say hypothetically, we you know, we gave.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
You know, we had to go live in their country
or whatever, and they saved us from hell. There was
a war happening here, and they rescued all of our
us and gave us access to some you know, refugee
camp and then helped us become citizens and gave us
food and money. And I mean the exact opposite after
going through all that, would.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
You would you hate them if.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Your home country was in fact a Third World crap
factory where there was this massive war going on for
years to the point where you couldn't live there and
you had to travel to the other side of the world.
And then when you got to the other side of
the world, they gave you jobs and homes and welfare
and Section eight housing and food stamps, and in ill
han Omer's case, made her into a rich, powerful, celebrity politician.

(04:36):
Would you hate that country?

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Also?

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Separately, but similar question, would they do any of that
for us? If we went there, I've not as nobody does.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
But you know, well, no, when we have problems, no
one ever really helps us out, Like when there's a
hurricane here, you don't hear about Somalia sending help or
oh there's problems in the United States of America. There
was an earthquake last night in Alaska. Well it's over
the weekend. Seven uh on the richterschwa was it? It
was a bigger earthquake. Here's a point, as we could

(05:12):
really use some help. Is is China sending help? No,
no one sending any help?

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Middle East?

Speaker 2 (05:18):
How many of the Middle East nations are you constantly
aware of that are helping the rest of the world
their neighbors, you know?

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Okay, it seems like when something bad happens in America,
the Middle East, particularly the Opek countries, will pounce on that.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
M hm. Speaking of did you see the new landman yet? No,
don't ruin it. Everybody's trans now.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah, you're gonna hate it, yeah, Walton ben Joson Today
is pretend to be a time traveler day, which probably
explains why Joe Biden keeps asking what year is it?

Speaker 2 (05:54):
No, actually, he he's been asking that all along really yeah,
not just today.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Oh I would have thought, uh, you know, as sharp
as attack as he is. Oh, yeah, you would have
thought sharp as attack.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
We're told attack, Yeah, the other side of attack, not
the pointy side. He's as sharp as the other side
of attack. So they're not lying. You just thought the
wrong point.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Maybe it's one of those safety tacks they give to
little kids, or a tic tack.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Maybe it's a tic tack. Hmmm. Yeah, I'm on TikTok.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
Now.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
I don't know if people you did mention that.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
I don't think I'm gonna keep using it, but it's
it was a fun weekend on TikTok.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
I'll just leave it at that.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Well, you asked earlier if I had watched land Man yet,
and uh, every good Houston Texan fan knows you can't
watch land Man while the Texans are walloping the Kansas
City Chiefs, and wallop they did. Chiefs in a must
win situation, did not win, well, but it was a
must win. But they're I'm still didn't win. But they're

(06:54):
the Kansas City tailor Swifts. I thought they were really important. Yeah,
everybody thought so, and then Texans just kind of worked
them over twenty to ten was the final. It was
a little late when the game ended, and some of
you may not have stayed up that late, or maybe
you've been up all night looking forward to getting home
and going to bed.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Now, yeah, I don't mean to correct you, but I
put on land Man and then when I was done,
the football game was in the second quarter, and I
watched that till I fall asleep. Of course it didn't
start till seven thirty last time, but you could start
Landman anytime you wanted. You could have started at four.
But it wasn't right, didn't you, because that was when
I was available to watch. I was at the Museum
of Fine Arts Houston's annual Christmas party.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
One of those snooty people with their noses in the air,
and at the Museum music.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
I also saw a one woman play this weekend at
the Alley Theater in Houston.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Again.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Oh god, it was such garbage, dude, it was so unwild.
I went with Jesse Payton to the comedian did Jael Hickel.
We were like two school children giggling during Catholic Mass.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
It was so awful. It was a Christmas play, but
it made me wish I was Muslim. He couldn't.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Well, just wait, wait for it. You're young enough, you'll
probably see it happen.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
I always wondered, did this woman, like, did she win
a bet or it was such a bad show? Did
she have dirt on the people that owned the theater?
Maybe the museum director is being blackmailed. I couldn't make
any sense of it. Why why is this a thing?
And looking around the room, everyone was miserable. When we're
walking into the play, the person at the door says, now,

(08:25):
once you enter the theater, you can't leave until it's over. Oh,
and really, as we were walking in, we thought that's
a weird thing to say. What in about ten fifteen
minutes do.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
They lock the doors?

Speaker 2 (08:37):
They have security, but I would have tried to leave
just to see if they could stop.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
Right.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
What if I fake a heart attack? What are you
going to What if I tell him I have explosive diarrhea.
I've got to get out of here right now. Well,
it's up. It's either here in the room with you
or out there in the lobby. I don't know what
to tell you, man. Anyway, that was just some of
the fun we had this weekend.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
The real fun for me was this weekend at the
Southern Store, our brewery up in Conroe, where we had
a comedy show and it was like a It was
a contest to see who's the best comedian in Montgomery
County and the winner will be performing with us at
the Docy Doe in the Woodlands coming up on the twentieth.
That's a Saturday for a Christmas edition a couple's therapy.

(09:18):
So all right, yeah, if you're in the area, do
do come attend that.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
That'll be a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
There's college playoff games that night on a Saturday night.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Yeah, well, you know it's it's playoff time and date
on date nights.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Stephens College plays a lot on Saturday. You may have
seen over the years.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
I don't know. Are you trying to discourage people from
going to my comedy.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
I'm just giving you there are options.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
You think people are going to stay home and watch
Ohio State when they could be watching hilarious. Come they
won't be playing this because they lost in they lost,
but there's still like number two in the country.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
So see the playoffs. The top four seeds don't have
to play the first round. So those year that are
like really good so the other eight teams will have
to play it down to four. That those four will
play the four that are waiting For those of you
women out there that don't care, come join us. December twentieth,
a dosy Doe Women Love College Football for a hilarious

(10:11):
comedy show.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Why are you doing this to me, Steve? We're trying
to make money. We're trying to buy you Christmas presents.
Will There's plenty of entertainment to go around for all,
and plenty of people to fill up the docy doe
and some will still stay home. Not if they're in
a Venezuelan drug boat. There won't be those. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
If this new sounds slightly familiar, authorities are searching for
inmates who escaped from a Louisiana prison. A brazen escape
down the outer wall of a Louisiana jail. One inmate
was cornered in a storage shit and taken into custody.

(10:49):
One fatally shot himself while as he was surrounded by police.
So they're still looking for the third. It wasn't ten
like the New Orleans one, but still wait what I
got up early this morning? This is a rerun?

Speaker 1 (11:03):
I no are we re enacting a previous episode of
The Wall in Johnson Show.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
The three inmates escaped Apparently the wall it was so
weak and deteriorated that they were able to just scrape
the mortar from between the blocks and push it over.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Okay, they're very creative. Which where did this happen? Which
in goals St Landry.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Okay, here it is, I just found it myself, says
about one hundred and fifty miles from New Orleans for
those that don't know. And one of the inmates is
still on the run as Keith. Yeah, still out there running,
Keith Ellie.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Earlier, as you know, in twenty twenty five, ten inmates
in New Orleans escaped.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Through a hole in a cell.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
That was exciting after ripping a toilet and a sink
away from the wall. And those were all. That was
ten eligible bachelors. You could have married young ladies. Every
one of those guys a hard work and probably a
big rippling muscles, very assertive. Yeah, you know, there's take
charge kind of guy. Sure, they broke out of prison.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Anyway, so now we're doing this again. We got one out,
but it's not ten, it's only one.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
It's just one.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
They caught one one killed himself, and then this guy,
Keith still it on the run, the.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
One who killed himself. Do we know what he was
in jail for?

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (12:22):
No, I didn't even bother to check.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Keith Elly has been charge of attempted second degree murder.
Here we go, Joseph another one in the charge with
being a principal of a first degree rape?

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Is he the one who killed himself? Who killed himself?

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Joseph Harrington twenty six faced several fellay charges. He's the
one who killed himself. Oh, also home invasion. So the
one who killed himself was the rapist? Oh looks that way.
Oh so it doesn't sound like this is a bad
news story at all. Then I shook it off pretty quickly.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Guess what today is?

Speaker 4 (12:54):
Monday?

Speaker 3 (12:57):
We have a winner. You win? Oh boy, what's my pride?

Speaker 2 (13:00):
The chance to get to Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
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