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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We got an email here for me, a young female listener.
She's very angry. I didn't understand what this email meant.
We were talking the other day about dating disasters, and
this young woman emailed us and said she got played
by a guy that dutch ovened her within two weeks
of meeting. What's she talking about, Billiard?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
He cooked for her. I guess it was nice of him. Well,
remember old Gush, he'd always make him biscuits out there
on the campfire. One edom dutch of and has some
good biscuits right there.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
All right, please flip a coin us. Sure that's what
she meant.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
But never mind, No, I am I figured Billyad was correct.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
You don't think he was right about that?
Speaker 4 (00:36):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Never mind? All right?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Sports are Florida Man? What do you want to do first? Oh,
Florida mayor. Definitely?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I'm so interested in the Florida Man story. Well you're
in luck. This Florida Man Report proudly brought to you
by Is it just that you didn't want to do sports? No, no,
I'm really interested in the Florida Man.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
See.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Now I think we should do sports. Now that you've
done that, you already started.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I know you can't stop it once it starts forward.
Momentum came out. Oh no, I know, yeh here it comes. Here,
it comes Florida.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
The good way to Florida from this side of the
of the world. Then you're gonna pass the Silver Slipper
on your way. Don't pass it up. Pull in and
enjoy the slip, and don't pull out. Never never, Paul,
I heard pulling out is gay.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
That's what I heard. What you heard.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Go to the Silver Slipper Casino in Beautiful Bay Saint Louis.
They'll actually pick you up from the airport if you
want to, and you can hang out there. It's kind
of a halfway between Gulfport and New Orleans, and boy
it is nice.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
It's a resort. They got the pool, and they got
the beach, they got the steakhouse, they got the gaming,
they got the live entertainment, they got a nice hotel, rooms,
they got all the guys, and the price is right.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
A Florida boater stumbled onto a plot from Hollywood.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I think.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Twenty three tightly wrapped bricks of what appeared to be
cocaine bobbing in the water five miles off the coast
of East Morada in the keys. Instead of grabbing them,
taking them home and then having the drug cartels you know,
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to chase him and trying to murder his entire family,
he decided, I'm just gonna call nine one one, Not
that that's.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
An easier that's what I would do. Yeah, so just
don't fight them.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, he called the cops, and according to the Sheriff's
office that went out there, the mariner. They don't give
his name, by the way, he also did not want
to be identified as the guy that found the cartel's
drugs and then turned them over to the cops. Shocking
oh it says the voter found fifty forty five pounds
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of black shaped packages and floating in the waters turned
out twenty three kilos of cocaine. They don't give us
a street value of that. Mister, Oh yeah, mister row,
what's that worth? So what do you know what it's worth?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Twenty three kiloads of coke?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I got no idea, But if you had to guess,
you know, see that's like that's that uh well, just
freeball it for us, you know.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I'm sorry, what you know, take a guess there? What
do you Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
No, because I couldn't involved no cartails neither I.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
No freeballing around here? What is going on? Okay? So
they said, you know.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Uh, a good plan. Don't hold on to the cartel's coke.
It's reckless and it could be a bad idea. They said,
keeping a just one hundred thousand dollars worth of cocaine,
just one hundred thousand dollars and this is worth a
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lot more than that. He had one hundred thousand dollars
worth of cocaine, all right? That is grand theft first
degree carries up to thirty years in prison and some
fines as well.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Here's what I wonder. You're walking along the beach, you
see mountains of cocaine. What if you just keep going?
What are you don't even stop? What if you're you're
on your bike, you just walk around? You got a
beach cruiser. Maybe you're on one of those long boards
cruising down Galveston Boulevard there, the Seawall Boulevard, and as
there's bags of drugs everywhere. What if you just did
nothing and kept going?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Is that right? Are you in trouble for that?
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Well, you could have picked it up and took it
back to the owner. I'm sure they would have appreciated that.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah, But in the owner in this case is Carlos
Joaquin Gooseman or the you know, al El Choppo or
whatever the guy's name, And that didn't seem like a
good idea to contact him.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I'm sure as long as you're returning his product and
it's been missing, sure he would. He might even give
you a reward or something. Going be on your way.
Kind sir, thank you being good citizen.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Make friends with a cartel eater? Who do I look
like Sean Penn.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Kind of you know when you get a little you know,
crazy like that.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
You know, there's another news story in a different part
of the country that this reminded me of that we
never talked about.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Hang on him, mate, Shigo sick. You've got people living there.
Have you ever been to oh Hair Airport? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
You ever see a movie where someone like tapes money
and drugs to the inside of their jacket?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah, and you're like, why do they think they could
get away with that? Well, that just happened.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Customs and Border Protection officers at Chicago's O'Hare International Airport
intercepted And I want to read this slowly because you're.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Not going to believe it.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Seventy pounds of drugs allegedly belonging to a dude and
a woman following a routine inspection of their carry on luggage.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Their carrying the stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
This was with them in the cabin they were flying
a Sal Paulo, Brazil bound.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Couple had their.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Have you traveled the world in a former life? You're
just like mister international.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I mean, I was e in a case Adilla earlier
and it occurred to me that I'm something of an
expert on Hispanic culture, and you know, and you know,
the Spanish speaking people in Brazil, I just understand them. Yes,
of course, you clearly right. Anyway, So Portuguese Portuguese, that's
not it's not even a language. Just making stuff up.
Next you're going to say they spoke Canadian whatever.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
You're right, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
So officers found a black vacuum sealed bag containing a
brick sized brownish tar substance.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Yeah, it wouldn't coke, was it.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
It turns out it wasn't heroin either, which is what
I thought. It actually tested positive for marijuana. Hayes sheish
they probably has I forgot hay shesh was even a thing,
you know, you don't really see it, around thirty seven
pounds in total inside the unidentified woman's luggage. So officers
go check the guy's bag, baggage, his sack and found
another large vacuum sealed bags wrapped in white T shirts
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brick size, brownish tar substance similar to the substance found
in her stuff. Various bags found inside the carrions test
to pause. Oh here we go, cocaine, ketamine, ecstasy, weed.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
These guys their life's over right? Where were they flying too?
Because that must be a hill of a party where
they going?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Brazil? Isn't it usually the opposite? Don't they usually bring
the drugs from Brazil to here? Or how does that work?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Exactly?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yeah, normally, I don't know. I I'm really not an
expert in the drug world. You guys handle this for me.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I'm not an expert in it either, But I mean,
I don't know. I don't know much about it. I
do know if you mix together that ketamine and ecstasy
and all that, hey, she she'd probably you probably get
really high for a few hours, and then you lay
down for a long nap. When you woke up, you'd
feel a little strung out, you'd be hungry. You'd probably
have a taste maybe for Italian or some kind of
noodle dish like Chinese.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
That's what you've heard.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
After you ate that, you'd get kind of sexually aroused,
and then at that point, some of the drugs that
have been sitting in the lining of your substomach would
kick back in and you'd have a second round of
getting high, you know, because the combination of the delayed
effect of all those substances and then all of a
sudden it's yeah, well that's what I've heard.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
That's what you've heard. Yeah, I don't know. I would
never Yeah, got to make you wish we'd have done
sports now, doesn't it. Well that's too late for that.
It was up to you, buddy, that was your call. Yeah,
of my bad, Who among us.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Wanted to hear about drugs more than they wanted to
hear about sports? Probably nobody more from did them?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Springs In the email from Denise, do tell well, I
haven't read it yet. I hope she didn't cuss too much. Okay, well,
you know you could solve some read ahead here, I
trust Hi Denise here, thanks for making me smile every morning.
I live in historic district of Denham Springs, nice and
I love living here.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Kenny.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Denham is a conservative, pro Maga town and we will
welcome you. I know you will have fun here on
Saturday night if you have time after twelve on Saturday.
I guess she means noon before the show. Okay, here's
where she works here, right here, Dinner Springs owners, great people. Yeah,
it's a Lashin brewing company. You wouldn't be interested in
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anything like that, would you.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Well, we're going to a different venue, so I can't.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
But you could go there for lunch and you know,
have a beer with Denise. And that's what I'm hearing.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
No, No, I'm going to be eating candy for lunch.
Huh No, never mind, I'm going to be eating I
was gonna go to this different place for lunch, is
what I meant. Oh, yeah, should be good. She still
worked there, Yeah, I think so. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
I know.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I was surprised too. I couldn't believe I thought she
would have moved by now. Anyway, unrelated to that, I
don't like this. I don't like people picking on cops.
A sixteen year old kid in South Carolina accused of
bodies slamming a deputy who was breaking up a fight
involving a group of youths at sand Hill's. Mall those utes,
I know, I can't stand the two utes. They're always
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causing trouble.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah, a sixteen year old picked up a fully grown
officer of the law and slammed him.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I know it's crazy, right, Like it's a little big
for his age. You know what, you know what any
think it is. I think it's the hormones and the.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Milk plus maybe they taken that to Krav McGraw or something.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Yeah, yeah, that's a good point. That's true.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
He probably had shellfish for lunch. Here's a sheriff, Leon
Lott talking about the incident.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
This young man here, sixteen years old. He's a DJJ.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
If you don't want your child to go to DJJ
and be charged, then you need to start teaching them
at home and being a real parent and monitor.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
A key isn't know what they're doing.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Well, look, if you're sixteen year old his body slamming cops,
I think you failed as a parent.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I don't know what that does? Seem like a you know,
that's a mess direct here, dude, think about it at
that age.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
That kid could have been a prospect to go play
for the tar Heels, or he could have been going
to prison for the rest of his life.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
You went with the ladder there. I don't know if a.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Sheriff leon I appreciate your point, but I just think
these kids are probably destined for a life in prison.
I'm gonna go ahead and go to polymarket dot com
and place a bet on that kid's life is done.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
He's gonna go to jail prison. Get it feels like
a positive attitude. Wouldn't that be great?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
If you could bet at polymarket dot com on which
of the local juvenile delinquents will turn their life around
and which won't.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
You're like betting on which one of them draft choice
is going to succeed, which one's gonna fail.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Well, think about it. You could bet on almost anything.
It was right.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
You could bet on who's gonna win an election. You
can bet on when christ will return?
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Is that right? And the odds on that you know
they don't.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
But if you're the day you pick comes and goes,
obviously you don't. You don't win anything.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Here's the thing about degenerate gamblers. You get one or
two of them together, they have some crazy ideas. But
when you get a huge group of them together and
collectively they make a prediction on what's going to happen
a political election, a natural disaster, or whatever it may be,
they're usually right.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Or they argue amongst themselves all day.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Well a little of both, but odds are the vast
majority of them get together in form an opinion. Polly like,
I hate that this is true, but from what I
could tell from a distance away, having not gotten too
involved in it. The people at polymarket dot com who
bet on weirds what do they call prop bets?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
They're usually right.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I don't know what it means about humanity or that, like,
they usually know better than Wall Street, They usually know
better than CNN pollsters. And we're talking about a group
of guys that've been awake for days doing cocaine on
the internet while they read the results of crime reports
or whatever it is they're gambling on.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Goodness, there's a whole other world out there. I'm not
a part of it.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
I know Republicans just want sexy white girls with perfectly
rounds in their ads.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
We're here to say no to that.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Democrats are a party of ugly ass people, and we
want representation. You know, maybe some non binary Latino midgets,
maybe a couple of fat shamikas eating fried chicken and
fighting at a carnival cruise, or no people, if they're
too ugly to go outside.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
That's our people, all right.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
That sounds like it sounds like the voice of Haakim
Jeffrey's minority leader for the Congressional House in Washington, d C.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Would he say something like that. We'll talk more about
it when we get back. You spend your time getting
all fixed up for a party. Why go messing yourself
up by getting drunk.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Stay sober.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
It looks better on Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Okay, if Republicans are going to have beautiful girls with
perfect in their ads, we want ads for Democrats too.
You know, we want ugly fat bitches wearing pink wigs
and long ass fake nails, being loud and porking on
top of a cop car at a waffle house because
they didn't get extra ketchup. You know, just because we're
the party of ugly people doesn't mean we can't be
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featured in ads. Okay, And I know most of us
are too fat to wear jeans, are too ugly to
go outside, but we want representation.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Man, I'm with AI generated Senator Amy Klovihar.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
You got her back on this.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Let's hear what AI generated Congressman Hakim Jeffrey says.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Publicans just want sexy white girls with perfectly rounds in
their ads.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
We're here to say no to that.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Democrats are a party of ugly ass people, and we
want representation. You know, maybe some non binary Latino midgets,
maybe a couple of fat shamikas eating fried chicken and
fighting at a carnival cruise or a waffle house. Any
ugly people, if they're too ugly to go outside, that's
our people.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
See, I have a problem with that. I don't know
why he why he feels like he needs to speak
that way.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Why don't you like?
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Very upsetting?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
So you're a discriminatory against people just because they're not
physically attractive.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Because they're discriminatory against people you feel good about yourself.
I discriminate against the people that discriminate.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Why I'm discriminating against the people who discriminate against the discriminators.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
What do you think about that? And I don't care?
You feel pretty good about yourself.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Right now, I have the military update this morning, and
it's kind of upsetting to me that this is Purple
Heart Day and I have to tell you about wounded soldiers.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Do you tell this too cheerful? I can play something
more somber. It is kind of cheerful. Yeah, okay, this.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Is not quite where we were going for something a
little more.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I'm sure our Georgia listeners already know. Word gets out,
but the rest of the world is being updated better.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
How's this that's better? That's good. Okay. Fort Stewart in Georgia.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
We're an active duty sergeant in this man's army is
accused of he did shooting and wounding five of his
fellow soldiers at Fort Stewart Military based Georgia yesterday. Now
today be in Purple Heart Day. Looks like here's five guys,
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or says soldiers Hamburger Company. No five soldiers. Oh okay,
all right, they all got wounded. I hate that, So
there's Purple Heart comes for them. I wish they weren't wounded,
but I do appreciate you acknowledging twenty eight year old
sergeant core Not Carnelius. It's Cornelius Cementrio. Radford worked in logistics,
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decided to open fire on co workers with a personal handgun. See,
they don't let them have their guns on bases, even
though they're in the army thanks to Bill Clinton, I
guess sure. Nearby soldiers, without hesitation, immediately subdued the man,
tackled him, took him to the ground, and held on
to him until he was arrested. According to the brigadier
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general there, the commanding general on the base.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Why did he do that? Though? Yeah? Tell us, Well,
I mean, why do people do stupid stuff?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Why do people go to a bar and end up
killing four people and go on the run for a week.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Yeah, why do you would anyone develop a clute analogy?
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Why would they do? That's a bad idea, don't so.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Anyway, the situation is probably not actually military related, probably
maybe more of a domestic dispute, ugly because they will.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
You know, I don't like domestic dispait. No, that's dangerous. Yeah,
I have to.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Agree with you on that one. Well, you know, that's
a real shame that that's happening. And here's another news
story I am not thrilled to tell you about today
from the world of Florida, technically making it a Florida man.
But we already played the jingle, so you get the
idea we get, you know, once per show is fine.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I want to just preface this with something the uh
do what? Thank you? That?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
The the news I'm about to share with you comes
courtesy of conservative media. It was a story published by
Blaze Media in Dallas. So wow, what I'm about to
tell you sounds denigrating to Republicans. Actually it was conservative
Republican journalists who expose this story. There's an American beauty queen,
very attractive woman, and as you know, on this radio show,
we always defend the hot always, we always, y'all have.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Trouble sometimes figuring out who the hot are, though, Miss
United States is almost like she's probably hot. Oh yeah,
she looks great.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
She's accusing Republican Congressman Corey Mills of Florida of threatening
to send sex videos to anyone she tries to date
after she broke up with him earlier this year.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
So if you guys have naked John's, they want to
do a little revenge. Uh what is it? Porn? Revenge porn?
Is that what they call it? I believe that's the
term they use.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Mister, Oh, that's correct, and it still porn.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
It's still you know, Okay, there's another conversation. I want
to separate issue. Let's just go with the facts we
have right now now because I want to talk about
that too. There's conservatives that want to ban porn. I
don't want to get off topic of her.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
But he got naked shots of Miss America or whatever.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
So there's this investigation by Columbia County Sheriff's office in
the Florida Department Law Enforcement, and what they're telling everybody
is that basically they wanted to keep their relationship secret
when they began dating shortly after meeting four or five
years ago. And Lindsey Langston told news reporters that as
a young twenty something, she was out getting involved in politics.
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She was elected as the Columbia County Republican State Committee woman.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
She was crowned Miss United States, not Miss USA. That's different,
Not Miss America.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Did you even know that was a thing? Miss United States? No, anyway,
she's that, she's Miss United States. Happened last October. She
was busy with pageant work, she was growing her influence
in Florida politics, and this guy, Corey Mills, was still
almost a year away from winning his first congressional race, and,
according to this young woman, still in the midst of
a nasty divorce. So Langston describes Corey Mills, the congressman,
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as captivating charismatic, claim that he often spoke of a
future with her. He's met her family, they reached out
to them about talking about an engagement. Within a year
or so later, he began expressing interest in starting a
family with her. He's talking about getting older. He wants
to have children. How do you feel about starting out?
You know, let's have a marriage, have a relationship. In August.
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You'd be eight weeks pregnant. Whenever you gave up your title,
we could get married that weekend, he said. He's pushing
things along. According to the report, while Langston was interested
in continuing the relationship, she adamantly refused to move in
with Mills until he was officially divorced. I think that's
a fair thing to request.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
She said.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
He told her in late May twenty twenty four that
they were just waiting on a stamp and then the
divorce would be finalized. Everything would be settled now there
are multiple sources telling the Blaze News media and Dallas
Fort Worth again, a very conservative news outlet started by
Glenn Beck, one of our station mates around the country,
that was routinely claimed he was no longer married, as
at the time of this publication, journalists could confirm that
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he is now divorced. Nevertheless, Langston believed the divorce had occurred,
and the couple moved into a beach house in Florida
together sometime last summer. Mills also had a penthouse apartment
in DC. Pretty swanky. Between those two residents is Mills
under obligation to pay thirty three thousand dollars in rent
per month, twelve thousand dollars for the beach house.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Hang on, it sounds like you said thirty three thousand.
You mean thirty three hundred.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Twelve thousand for the beach house, twenty one thousand for
the DC penthouse. That's thirty three thousand a month in rent.
You need to hail out here. Ain't nobody got that
kind of money. Well, it turns out he didn't have
that kind of money. He was having difficulty paying it.
According to this report, his landlord filed an eviction notice
after Corey Mills apparently failed to pay more than eighty
five thousand dollars in rent from March to July. Remember,
these are congressmen. They get paid a lot. But I
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mean their salary isn't millions a year. I think it's
a couple hundred thousand or something.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Like that comes from other sources.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
His congressional salary, by the way, more specifically one hundred
and seventy thousand a year. Estimated his networth somewhere between
eight million and forty million.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Oh, isn't that nice.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
He blamed the mispayments on technical issues. Anyway, moving along, year,
I'm going to use that next time too.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
We'll get to the rub right after this if you
want to hear how this went from him having trouble
paying his bills to all of a sudden revenge porn
allegations stick around.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Ah, shuck it, Ducad Walton and Johnson Radio Network
We got an email here for me, a young female listener.
She's very angry. I didn't understand what this email meant.
We were talking the other day about dating disasters, and
this young woman emailed us and said she got played
by a guy that dutch ovened her within two weeks
of meeting. What's she talking about, Billiard?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
He cooked for her. I guess it was nice of him. Well,
remember old Gush, he'd always make him biscuits out there
on the campfire. One edom dutch of and has some
good biscuits right there.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
All right, please flip a coin us. Sure that's what
she meant.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
But never mind, No, I am I figured Billyad was correct.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
You don't think he was right about that?
Speaker 4 (00:36):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Never mind? All right?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Sports are Florida Man? What do you want to do first? Oh,
Florida mayor. Definitely?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I'm so interested in the Florida Man story. Well you're
in luck. This Florida Man Report proudly brought to you
by Is it just that you didn't want to do sports? No, no,
I'm really interested in the Florida Man.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
See.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Now I think we should do sports. Now that you've
done that, you already started.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I know you can't stop it once it starts forward.
Momentum came out. Oh no, I know, yeh here it comes. Here,
it comes Florida.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
The good way to Florida from this side of the
of the world. Then you're gonna pass the Silver Slipper
on your way. Don't pass it up. Pull in and
enjoy the slip, and don't pull out. Never never, Paul,
I heard pulling out is gay.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
That's what I heard. What you heard.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Go to the Silver Slipper Casino in Beautiful Bay Saint Louis.
They'll actually pick you up from the airport if you
want to, and you can hang out there. It's kind
of a halfway between Gulfport and New Orleans, and boy
it is nice.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
It's a resort. They got the pool, and they got
the beach, they got the steakhouse, they got the gaming,
they got the live entertainment, they got a nice hotel, rooms,
they got all the guys, and the price is right.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
A Florida boater stumbled onto a plot from Hollywood.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I think.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Twenty three tightly wrapped bricks of what appeared to be
cocaine bobbing in the water five miles off the coast
of East Morada in the keys. Instead of grabbing them,
taking them home and then having the drug cartels you know,
(02:11):
to chase him and trying to murder his entire family,
he decided, I'm just gonna call nine one one, Not
that that's.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
An easier that's what I would do. Yeah, so just
don't fight them.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, he called the cops, and according to the Sheriff's
office that went out there, the mariner. They don't give
his name, by the way, he also did not want
to be identified as the guy that found the cartel's
drugs and then turned them over to the cops. Shocking
oh it says the voter found fifty forty five pounds
(02:44):
of black shaped packages and floating in the waters turned
out twenty three kilos of cocaine. They don't give us
a street value of that. Mister, Oh yeah, mister row,
what's that worth? So what do you know what it's worth?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Twenty three kiloads of coke?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I got no idea, But if you had to guess,
you know, see that's like that's that uh well, just
freeball it for us, you know.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I'm sorry, what you know, take a guess there? What
do you Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
No, because I couldn't involved no cartails neither I.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
No freeballing around here? What is going on? Okay? So
they said, you know.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Uh, a good plan. Don't hold on to the cartel's coke.
It's reckless and it could be a bad idea. They said,
keeping a just one hundred thousand dollars worth of cocaine,
just one hundred thousand dollars and this is worth a
(03:44):
lot more than that. He had one hundred thousand dollars
worth of cocaine, all right? That is grand theft first
degree carries up to thirty years in prison and some
fines as well.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Here's what I wonder. You're walking along the beach, you
see mountains of cocaine. What if you just keep going?
What are you don't even stop? What if you're you're
on your bike, you just walk around? You got a
beach cruiser. Maybe you're on one of those long boards
cruising down Galveston Boulevard there, the Seawall Boulevard, and as
there's bags of drugs everywhere. What if you just did
nothing and kept going?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Is that right? Are you in trouble for that?
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Well, you could have picked it up and took it
back to the owner. I'm sure they would have appreciated that.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah, But in the owner in this case is Carlos
Joaquin Gooseman or the you know, al El Choppo or
whatever the guy's name, And that didn't seem like a
good idea to contact him.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I'm sure as long as you're returning his product and
it's been missing, sure he would. He might even give
you a reward or something. Going be on your way.
Kind sir, thank you being good citizen.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Make friends with a cartel eater? Who do I look
like Sean Penn.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Kind of you know when you get a little you know,
crazy like that.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
You know, there's another news story in a different part
of the country that this reminded me of that we
never talked about.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Hang on him, mate, Shigo sick. You've got people living there.
Have you ever been to oh Hair Airport? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
You ever see a movie where someone like tapes money
and drugs to the inside of their jacket?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah, and you're like, why do they think they could
get away with that? Well, that just happened.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Customs and Border Protection officers at Chicago's O'Hare International Airport
intercepted And I want to read this slowly because you're.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Not going to believe it.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Seventy pounds of drugs allegedly belonging to a dude and
a woman following a routine inspection of their carry on luggage.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Their carrying the stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
This was with them in the cabin they were flying
a Sal Paulo, Brazil bound.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Couple had their.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Have you traveled the world in a former life? You're
just like mister international.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I mean, I was e in a case Adilla earlier
and it occurred to me that I'm something of an
expert on Hispanic culture, and you know, and you know,
the Spanish speaking people in Brazil, I just understand them. Yes,
of course, you clearly right. Anyway, So Portuguese Portuguese, that's
not it's not even a language. Just making stuff up.
Next you're going to say they spoke Canadian whatever.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
You're right, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
So officers found a black vacuum sealed bag containing a
brick sized brownish tar substance.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Yeah, it wouldn't coke, was it.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
It turns out it wasn't heroin either, which is what
I thought. It actually tested positive for marijuana. Hayes sheish
they probably has I forgot hay shesh was even a thing,
you know, you don't really see it, around thirty seven
pounds in total inside the unidentified woman's luggage. So officers
go check the guy's bag, baggage, his sack and found
another large vacuum sealed bags wrapped in white T shirts
(06:34):
brick size, brownish tar substance similar to the substance found
in her stuff. Various bags found inside the carrions test
to pause. Oh here we go, cocaine, ketamine, ecstasy, weed.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
These guys their life's over right? Where were they flying too?
Because that must be a hill of a party where
they going?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Brazil? Isn't it usually the opposite? Don't they usually bring
the drugs from Brazil to here? Or how does that work?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Exactly?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yeah, normally, I don't know. I I'm really not an
expert in the drug world. You guys handle this for me.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I'm not an expert in it either, But I mean,
I don't know. I don't know much about it. I
do know if you mix together that ketamine and ecstasy
and all that, hey, she she'd probably you probably get
really high for a few hours, and then you lay
down for a long nap. When you woke up, you'd
feel a little strung out, you'd be hungry. You'd probably
have a taste maybe for Italian or some kind of
noodle dish like Chinese.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
That's what you've heard.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
After you ate that, you'd get kind of sexually aroused,
and then at that point, some of the drugs that
have been sitting in the lining of your substomach would
kick back in and you'd have a second round of
getting high, you know, because the combination of the delayed
effect of all those substances and then all of a
sudden it's yeah, well that's what I've heard.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
That's what you've heard. Yeah, I don't know. I would
never Yeah, got to make you wish we'd have done
sports now, doesn't it. Well that's too late for that.
It was up to you, buddy, that was your call. Yeah,
of my bad, Who among us.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Wanted to hear about drugs more than they wanted to
hear about sports? Probably nobody more from did them?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Springs In the email from Denise, do tell well, I
haven't read it yet. I hope she didn't cuss too much. Okay, well,
you know you could solve some read ahead here, I
trust Hi Denise here, thanks for making me smile every morning.
I live in historic district of Denham Springs, nice and
I love living here.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Kenny.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Denham is a conservative, pro Maga town and we will
welcome you. I know you will have fun here on
Saturday night if you have time after twelve on Saturday.
I guess she means noon before the show. Okay, here's
where she works here, right here, Dinner Springs owners, great people. Yeah,
it's a Lashin brewing company. You wouldn't be interested in
(08:40):
anything like that, would you.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Well, we're going to a different venue, so I can't.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
But you could go there for lunch and you know,
have a beer with Denise. And that's what I'm hearing.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
No, No, I'm going to be eating candy for lunch.
Huh No, never mind, I'm going to be eating I
was gonna go to this different place for lunch, is
what I meant. Oh, yeah, should be good. She still
worked there, Yeah, I think so. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
I know.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I was surprised too. I couldn't believe I thought she
would have moved by now. Anyway, unrelated to that, I
don't like this. I don't like people picking on cops.
A sixteen year old kid in South Carolina accused of
bodies slamming a deputy who was breaking up a fight
involving a group of youths at sand Hill's. Mall those utes,
I know, I can't stand the two utes. They're always
(09:25):
causing trouble.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah, a sixteen year old picked up a fully grown
officer of the law and slammed him.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I know it's crazy, right, Like it's a little big
for his age. You know what, you know what any
think it is. I think it's the hormones and the.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Milk plus maybe they taken that to Krav McGraw or something.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Yeah, yeah, that's a good point. That's true.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
He probably had shellfish for lunch. Here's a sheriff, Leon
Lott talking about the incident.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
This young man here, sixteen years old. He's a DJJ.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
If you don't want your child to go to DJJ
and be charged, then you need to start teaching them
at home and being a real parent and monitor.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
A key isn't know what they're doing.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Well, look, if you're sixteen year old his body slamming cops,
I think you failed as a parent.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I don't know what that does? Seem like a you know,
that's a mess direct here, dude, think about it at
that age.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
That kid could have been a prospect to go play
for the tar Heels, or he could have been going
to prison for the rest of his life.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
You went with the ladder there. I don't know if a.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Sheriff leon I appreciate your point, but I just think
these kids are probably destined for a life in prison.
I'm gonna go ahead and go to polymarket dot com
and place a bet on that kid's life is done.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
He's gonna go to jail prison. Get it feels like
a positive attitude. Wouldn't that be great?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
If you could bet at polymarket dot com on which
of the local juvenile delinquents will turn their life around
and which won't.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
You're like betting on which one of them draft choice
is going to succeed, which one's gonna fail.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Well, think about it. You could bet on almost anything.
It was right.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
You could bet on who's gonna win an election. You
can bet on when christ will return?
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Is that right? And the odds on that you know
they don't.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
But if you're the day you pick comes and goes,
obviously you don't. You don't win anything.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Here's the thing about degenerate gamblers. You get one or
two of them together, they have some crazy ideas. But
when you get a huge group of them together and
collectively they make a prediction on what's going to happen
a political election, a natural disaster, or whatever it may be,
they're usually right.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Or they argue amongst themselves all day.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Well a little of both, but odds are the vast
majority of them get together in form an opinion. Polly like,
I hate that this is true, but from what I
could tell from a distance away, having not gotten too
involved in it. The people at polymarket dot com who
bet on weirds what do they call prop bets?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
They're usually right.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I don't know what it means about humanity or that, like,
they usually know better than Wall Street, They usually know
better than CNN pollsters. And we're talking about a group
of guys that've been awake for days doing cocaine on
the internet while they read the results of crime reports
or whatever it is they're gambling on.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Goodness, there's a whole other world out there. I'm not
a part of it.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
I know Republicans just want sexy white girls with perfectly
rounds in their ads.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
We're here to say no to that.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Democrats are a party of ugly ass people, and we
want representation. You know, maybe some non binary Latino midgets,
maybe a couple of fat shamikas eating fried chicken and
fighting at a carnival cruise, or no people, if they're
too ugly to go outside.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
That's our people, all right.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
That sounds like it sounds like the voice of Haakim
Jeffrey's minority leader for the Congressional House in Washington, d C.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Would he say something like that. We'll talk more about
it when we get back. You spend your time getting
all fixed up for a party. Why go messing yourself
up by getting drunk.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Stay sober.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
It looks better on Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Okay, if Republicans are going to have beautiful girls with
perfect in their ads, we want ads for Democrats too.
You know, we want ugly fat bitches wearing pink wigs
and long ass fake nails, being loud and porking on
top of a cop car at a waffle house because
they didn't get extra ketchup. You know, just because we're
the party of ugly people doesn't mean we can't be
(13:16):
featured in ads. Okay, And I know most of us
are too fat to wear jeans, are too ugly to
go outside, but we want representation.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Man, I'm with AI generated Senator Amy Klovihar.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
You got her back on this.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Let's hear what AI generated Congressman Hakim Jeffrey says.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Publicans just want sexy white girls with perfectly rounds in
their ads.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
We're here to say no to that.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Democrats are a party of ugly ass people, and we
want representation. You know, maybe some non binary Latino midgets,
maybe a couple of fat shamikas eating fried chicken and
fighting at a carnival cruise or a waffle house. Any
ugly people, if they're too ugly to go outside, that's
our people.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
See, I have a problem with that. I don't know
why he why he feels like he needs to speak
that way.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Why don't you like?
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Very upsetting?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
So you're a discriminatory against people just because they're not
physically attractive.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Because they're discriminatory against people you feel good about yourself.
I discriminate against the people that discriminate.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Why I'm discriminating against the people who discriminate against the discriminators.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
What do you think about that? And I don't care?
You feel pretty good about yourself.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Right now, I have the military update this morning, and
it's kind of upsetting to me that this is Purple
Heart Day and I have to tell you about wounded soldiers.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Do you tell this too cheerful? I can play something
more somber. It is kind of cheerful. Yeah, okay, this.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Is not quite where we were going for something a
little more.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I'm sure our Georgia listeners already know. Word gets out,
but the rest of the world is being updated better.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
How's this that's better? That's good. Okay. Fort Stewart in Georgia.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
We're an active duty sergeant in this man's army is
accused of he did shooting and wounding five of his
fellow soldiers at Fort Stewart Military based Georgia yesterday. Now
today be in Purple Heart Day. Looks like here's five guys,
(15:19):
or says soldiers Hamburger Company. No five soldiers. Oh okay,
all right, they all got wounded. I hate that, So
there's Purple Heart comes for them. I wish they weren't wounded,
but I do appreciate you acknowledging twenty eight year old
sergeant core Not Carnelius. It's Cornelius Cementrio. Radford worked in logistics,
(15:43):
decided to open fire on co workers with a personal handgun. See,
they don't let them have their guns on bases, even
though they're in the army thanks to Bill Clinton, I
guess sure. Nearby soldiers, without hesitation, immediately subdued the man,
tackled him, took him to the ground, and held on
to him until he was arrested. According to the brigadier
(16:07):
general there, the commanding general on the base.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Why did he do that? Though? Yeah? Tell us, Well,
I mean, why do people do stupid stuff?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Why do people go to a bar and end up
killing four people and go on the run for a week.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Yeah, why do you would anyone develop a clute analogy?
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Why would they do? That's a bad idea, don't so.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Anyway, the situation is probably not actually military related, probably
maybe more of a domestic dispute, ugly because they will.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
You know, I don't like domestic dispait. No, that's dangerous. Yeah,
I have to.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Agree with you on that one. Well, you know, that's
a real shame that that's happening. And here's another news
story I am not thrilled to tell you about today
from the world of Florida, technically making it a Florida man.
But we already played the jingle, so you get the
idea we get, you know, once per show is fine.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I want to just preface this with something the uh
do what? Thank you? That?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
The the news I'm about to share with you comes
courtesy of conservative media. It was a story published by
Blaze Media in Dallas. So wow, what I'm about to
tell you sounds denigrating to Republicans. Actually it was conservative
Republican journalists who expose this story. There's an American beauty queen,
very attractive woman, and as you know, on this radio show,
we always defend the hot always, we always, y'all have.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Trouble sometimes figuring out who the hot are, though, Miss
United States is almost like she's probably hot. Oh yeah,
she looks great.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
She's accusing Republican Congressman Corey Mills of Florida of threatening
to send sex videos to anyone she tries to date
after she broke up with him earlier this year.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
So if you guys have naked John's, they want to
do a little revenge. Uh what is it? Porn? Revenge porn?
Is that what they call it? I believe that's the
term they use.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Mister, Oh, that's correct, and it still porn.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
It's still you know, Okay, there's another conversation. I want
to separate issue. Let's just go with the facts we
have right now now because I want to talk about
that too. There's conservatives that want to ban porn. I
don't want to get off topic of her.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
But he got naked shots of Miss America or whatever.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
So there's this investigation by Columbia County Sheriff's office in
the Florida Department Law Enforcement, and what they're telling everybody
is that basically they wanted to keep their relationship secret
when they began dating shortly after meeting four or five
years ago. And Lindsey Langston told news reporters that as
a young twenty something, she was out getting involved in politics.
(18:33):
She was elected as the Columbia County Republican State Committee woman.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
She was crowned Miss United States, not Miss USA. That's different,
Not Miss America.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Did you even know that was a thing? Miss United States? No, anyway,
she's that, she's Miss United States. Happened last October. She
was busy with pageant work, she was growing her influence
in Florida politics, and this guy, Corey Mills, was still
almost a year away from winning his first congressional race, and,
according to this young woman, still in the midst of
a nasty divorce. So Langston describes Corey Mills, the congressman,
(19:04):
as captivating charismatic, claim that he often spoke of a
future with her. He's met her family, they reached out
to them about talking about an engagement. Within a year
or so later, he began expressing interest in starting a
family with her. He's talking about getting older. He wants
to have children. How do you feel about starting out?
You know, let's have a marriage, have a relationship. In August.
(19:27):
You'd be eight weeks pregnant. Whenever you gave up your title,
we could get married that weekend, he said. He's pushing
things along. According to the report, while Langston was interested
in continuing the relationship, she adamantly refused to move in
with Mills until he was officially divorced. I think that's
a fair thing to request.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
She said.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
He told her in late May twenty twenty four that
they were just waiting on a stamp and then the
divorce would be finalized. Everything would be settled now there
are multiple sources telling the Blaze News media and Dallas
Fort Worth again, a very conservative news outlet started by
Glenn Beck, one of our station mates around the country,
that was routinely claimed he was no longer married, as
at the time of this publication, journalists could confirm that
(20:05):
he is now divorced. Nevertheless, Langston believed the divorce had occurred,
and the couple moved into a beach house in Florida
together sometime last summer. Mills also had a penthouse apartment
in DC. Pretty swanky. Between those two residents is Mills
under obligation to pay thirty three thousand dollars in rent
per month, twelve thousand dollars for the beach house.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Hang on, it sounds like you said thirty three thousand.
You mean thirty three hundred.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Twelve thousand for the beach house, twenty one thousand for
the DC penthouse. That's thirty three thousand a month in rent.
You need to hail out here. Ain't nobody got that
kind of money. Well, it turns out he didn't have
that kind of money. He was having difficulty paying it.
According to this report, his landlord filed an eviction notice
after Corey Mills apparently failed to pay more than eighty
five thousand dollars in rent from March to July. Remember,
these are congressmen. They get paid a lot. But I
(20:51):
mean their salary isn't millions a year. I think it's
a couple hundred thousand or something.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Like that comes from other sources.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
His congressional salary, by the way, more specifically one hundred
and seventy thousand a year. Estimated his networth somewhere between
eight million and forty million.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Oh, isn't that nice.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
He blamed the mispayments on technical issues. Anyway, moving along, year,
I'm going to use that next time too.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
We'll get to the rub right after this if you
want to hear how this went from him having trouble
paying his bills to all of a sudden revenge porn
allegations stick around.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Ah, shuck it, Ducad Walton and Johnson Radio Network
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