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Speaker 1 (00:00):
He just I'm feeling slapped right now. Sometimes you just
gotta let the music play out them. Man, you let
the music play. He's there really a lesson for life,
It certainly is.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
You know, I'm not that kind of guy, like, come on,
say I'm right again, but you can say it if
you want to.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Uh. Market just opened up minute ago. Yeah, well yeah,
Mark is.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Down a little bit. Surprisingly now it might not stay down.
Uh Trump still on his way back from China. Is
a long flight, and uh he did let it slip.
I guess accident. I'm sure it was just an accident.
I'm sure you know that they have already announced at
least one of the great deals that he has put
together while he was over there visiting with Chinese dude.
(00:45):
Uh Trump has secured.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
With Chinese dude who wasn't was it Jackie Chan? No, no,
the president or she? They call Hi to me. It
always sounds like a Z with an sh sound, which
isn't a noise we make in English. The X is
pronounced like sah.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I don't care what the man's name is, be honest
with you, but they just secured a huge deal for
Boeing jets. Now, it was a time about ten years ago,
when the Chinese government told their airline companies over there
in China, don't take no Boeing jets. We don't want
no Boeing jets. Well, Trump sat down with a boy,
they shook hands on the deal. Boeing said they would
(01:29):
love it if China would order like one hundred and
fifty new jets.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
That'd be pretty cool. If you cut here, and Trump
got them up to two hundred.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
China has committed to purchasing two hundred of these big
old Boeing jets. That's very significant. Gonna put a lot
of people to work at the Boeing plant. I bet
they're gonna be doing like overtime and working on Sundays
and holidays and just everything.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Get them out. That's gonna be good money. Yeah, I
mean that is good money. Boy. With that, and plus
on those days, if you're working in there, usually there's
not too much pressure to get the job done. There's
nobody around. His supervisor just standing around, just carry well.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
If you never worked in a plant of any kind,
here's a tip for you if you take one of
them jobs.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Just the tip.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, uh, grab up a shovel or a broom that's
something obvious.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
You know. It's like they'll see it immediately and just
walk around with that.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
You just head somewhere and walk like you really have
something important to do with that shovel or that broom
or whatever, and then nobody will mess with you.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I don't know where he's going, but he's got a
shovel and it looks like he means business. So you
can do that for like a couple of hours. Yeah,
I never have to actually shovel anything.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Boy, I must be sweet, dude, get paid and not
have to do it at all, don't you know. Wouldn't
that be a good job? Man? That's man must be sweet.
It must be like being a democrat, you know. Yeah,
that's probably what it's all about, right there. Honda Motor
has lost money for the first time in seventy years
because of anybody. Want to guess what kind of car
made them lose money?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Led?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you've got any electric vehicles? What first
annual loss in seventy years as a public company, driven
by nine billion dollars in restructuring costs. We were led
to believe from all these government officials that we were
gonna need to start selling evs, but consumers just don't
want them. You don't have the ability to make consumers
(03:23):
want something they don't want.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
What is one thing people worry about. I'm sure you've
either experienced it or you know somebody that does. How
long is that matterly gonna last? And I'm not going
to be able to find a place to recharge it?
And how long is it going to take to recharge it?
They don't even talk about the money. They talk about
the expensive gas and don't talk about how much electricity
costs when you need to.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Charge your ev been amazing. After all these years, Honda
has basically always been a reliable company for its investors,
a reliable company for the consumers. And they were just
doing what they were told to do by our globalist
government overlords. And what happened. Well, they do make good lawnmowers,
I'll tell you that, but they run on gags. Hmm.
(04:01):
Imagine that.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I don't want one of sunshine mowars. Huhuh yeah, No,
we wanted to work. Is that too much to ask?
It's a pretty cool video. I think I forget maybe
in South Carolina. I can't remember where it was now
because people send us a lot of stuff. But this
old boy was uh uh, he was a kid. He
looked like a teenager. He was mowing the grass at
one of these municipal things where you like, you work
(04:24):
for the city or something, and so he he got
in one of these little dirt bikes and he attached
the rope to the back of the dirt bike and
the other end of the rope was attached to a
push mower to the you know, and then he rode
around on the dirt bike dragging the pushmower behind him,
(04:45):
and it was mowing the grass. He just went round
and around a circle, so he didn't have to actually
push it and walk it. I can't decide if that's
stupid or genius. It got the job done. Did it
tear up the yard? I'm wondering that. You know, the
dirt bike is probably not good for the grass, but.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
And I've been on a dirt bike. I definitely did
some damage to the yard on it.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I don't know if he got in trouble or if
they gave him an award for being a genius one
or the other.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Uh you guys ever, think about how much money it
would take to retire in each state where we're on
the radio. No, but I guess I will. Now there's
a report coming up here that's about to get I'm
gonna share the details with you.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
If you got to go and retire, and you got
to fix the income and you just you know, fallo
him back on Social Security or a raism, you probably
want to live in an area where things cost less money.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
That would your money go further. That's a that's a
no buyer. Whenever I go to Fredericksburg in Texas, and
for those of who are not from Texas, that's wine country,
and he'll cut it's kind of like NAP. It seems
like NAPO when you're there. I'm always with someone who says, Wow,
this is nice, we should move here. When I retire,
I want to move here. No, so I take out
(05:54):
my phone. I've done this a dozen times with my
friend's girlfriend, whoever I'm with at the time. I say,
pick a house, pick a house, and they always pick some humble,
a little bungalow that let's look it up on the
Zillow real quick. How much you think that house costs?
So like, I don't know, three hundred K. I'm well million,
two million, two two two million, two two million, one.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I mean, oh well, if it's close to the river,
you know, or close to Main Street, it's gonna be
more valuable.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
It's never cheap, no. Yeah. Anyway, now, if.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
You'd gotten out there forty years ago and hunkered down
on some property, you probably have a fortune that you're
living in.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
But at the same time, would you be able to
keep up with the property tax? I exactly, you don't know.
And you know, it's like, every state's got a place
like that. In Colorado it was Aspen used to be
a long time ago. Aspen wasn't you know, Manhattan. It
was like a place it was off the beaten path
and Hollywood didn't know about it yet. And look at
it now. Oh yeah, every state's probably got a thing
(06:51):
like that. It's like, oh, it's nice over there. I'm
gonna go over there. I don't know if that's the
best idea. It might be best to move somewhere where
it's not too nice, so later on, the rich don't
rooin it for you.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
If you want to laugh at rich people, which is
kind of fun to do, especially since we're not rich.
A friend that well, a friend of a friend had
a place in Aspen bought it long time ago, like
two hundred and fifty thousand dollars something like that, sold
it for like a million five That was a huge increase.
Five years later they priceted at about five million dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
So did they sell too soon?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
They made a profit, obviously, but they could have made
ten times that.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
We got the list here, it just got dropped. Let's
go through it by state. In Alabama you'd need thirty
two thousand dollars a year. In Georgia you'd need forty
K a year to retire, and we're tired.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Georgia acting a little uppity about that as they look
down on Alabama and go poor people.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Well, in Texas you need thirty eight k. Really, so
I guess it's cheaper in Texas than Georgia. That surprises me.
Just Texas is big.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I guess there's areas well, like Fredericksburg where that's not
gonna hold up.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Arkansas, Arkansas seems like a smart place to retire. To me,
it's pretty and it only costs thirty one k a year.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Now that you know, everybody in Arkansas, every time we
brag on the place says, shut up about Arkansas. We
don't want a bunch of them people moving up.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Here Louisiana thirty one k a year? What am I
leaving out from Walton and Johnson Country Mississippi? Yeah, Mississippi,
thank you, of course. Nothing for thirty k a year
ten bucks not bad, yeah kidding. But the part of
the state you'd want to live in, which would probably
be the Gulf Coast part, probably not cheap down there.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah, closer you get to the Silver Slipper, I guess,
the nicer it gets.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
You want to be South Eye Ted. I bet it's
a little pricey. I don't know why. Hey. Part of
my problem is when I retire, I'd be happy to
just stay right where I am. Right, Well, can you
afford it? Or go to Colorado? And in Colorado, before
you ask, fifty four fifty five thousand dollars a year,
it's way higher. Yeah, And just to put that into
perspective for you, that would be you'd need about two
(08:57):
million dollars to retire by age sixty five to move there, And.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
That those numbers are based on a lifestyle which I'm
probably going to find uninviting.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, But on the other hand, I'd be cool with it. Yeah,
it's fine for you. I'm sure you'll be you know,
just you know, wallow in your sadness there. But I'm
gonna need a nicer place. See the difference between gay
men and and and of course women versus straight men
and probably lesbians is like me, people like me. Probably billiad, uh,
definitely BILLIAD. I need a cot, I need a TV. Yeah,
(09:32):
a refrigerator. Probably gonna need AC at least half the
year up north. Well, I thought you met in Texas.
I just mean any you know, Yeah, you'd need a
c or a heater depending on where.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Well, let's go say, if you move way up north
to get away from the heat, what are you gonna
do when it snows seven months out of the year
and you're, you know, freezing your ass off. You're gonna
need electricity or solar power.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Mister, let me ask you a question. Mister, you probably
got a nice king sized bed. My pillow, mattress topper
probably got it. I've never been in your bedroom, but
I'm just guessing you ain't getting in and I'm fine
with that. No, it's okay. I don't want anybody want
to get in there. Any nobody want you in there.
I don't want to see your kingsiz sex wing. That's fine.
That's just a king of the bed is what they
call me. Okay, But if it wasn't for women coming over,
(10:17):
don't say to that. But if it wasn't. But if
it wasn't, there's a hypothetical you would probably have lis
wouldn't you just have a cot in a sleeping bag?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
After several hours, Joe finally gave up on logic and
reason and simply told the cabinet that he could talk
to plants and that they wanted water. He made believers
out of everyone.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
This is the Waltman Johnson Show. It's gonna bring it
up accident. No, I ordered it. I just I'm gonna
read you the he I'm gonna read you the title
of the book, and then I'm going to tell you
who helped write it? Is it who farted? No? No, no,
that's funny. Though it was a good book. Though. The
book is called the Christian's Guide to Psychedelics, Finding Hope
(11:01):
and Healing through God's Creation?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Wow, okay, giving God credit for the mushrooms, Well, that's
the starst thing I think of.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
But it's the people that helped write it. That I
thought made it so interesting. I don't know if I'm
going to try the stuff in the book, I don't know.
But the book was written by a woman named Wendy Reese,
with help from Ai No well probably but everything No,
with help from Rick Perry, Morgan, Latrelle and Joe Rogan.
(11:31):
Get a hill at it? That the weirdest thing. That's
just a good group of balls. I'm in this group
on Instagram, a chat group. I'm in with a bunch
of my late weightlifting buddies from Starting Strength, and we
just share weird links with each other, all the memes.
That's all it is. Some of it's somewhat offensive. You
wouldn't like it at all, mister Kenneth. But someone shared
a link to this book ironically, And I like buying
(11:52):
weird books. You do. I've got a lot of weird books.
I've got the Communist Manifesto and mindcomp Do.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
You buy weird art, you buy weird clothing, you buy
weird musical instruments.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Why why stop? There? Why stop? And I've got a
lot of weird books. So I ordered the book. It
comes in the mail and I started picking through it yesterday.
I was like, I can't decide if this is the
smartest or the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
But does it encourage you to do the micronosing it's yes,
would you have believed I don't know how to do that,
be honest with you, No friends that know, and if
I wanted to, I could.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Okay, I've got an answer to that. It's a fine
line between not enough and too much. That's the thing about.
That's what I fear. And by the way, to those
you in your cars, listen, this is in no way
at all an endorsement of mushrooms or at LSD. I
would tell you a lot of you out there probably
should never do it. It's not for everyone. I'm in
no way endorsing it. But isn't it Would you have
(12:49):
believed that in twenty twenty six what former Republican Conservative
Texas Governor Rick Perry was up to most of the
time with Joe and Morganeal Yeah, with telling people to
do mushrooms to help deal with their trauma and their
PTSD or ecstasy. That's another thing MDMA that seems to
(13:11):
be a thing they're into, mixed martial arts, ayahuasca, peotic. No,
it's not mixed martial arts in m D m A
is a form of it's it's the chemical equivalent of ecstasy. Now,
if you take the D out, if you have no D,
then you have mixed martial arts. Now, these guys aren't
doing it to party, or at least that's what they claim.
They're doing it for therapy. And they're doing and so.
(13:33):
And the weirdest angle at all is that they're doing
it in the name of Jesus. And again I repeat,
I'm not endorsing that. I'm not telling you, I'm not
telling you I'm into it. I'm just telling you. It's
a thing that's going on. That's give you a check
with the pope. See what he thought. I'm sure he
doesn't like it. Maybe the maybe.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
The intro to the book, did you read, maybe the
you know, introduction to the book is or dedicated maybe
to the Pope.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Well, the books the books written by Wendy Reeves. But
the introduction is Rick Perry, and then the forwards Morgan
Latrell and then and then Joe Rogan's in there. She
talks to him and interviews. They're all involved in making
this book. They're all endorsing it. And I just can't
rat my mind around this. That puzzler. What would have
brought Joe Rogan together with Rick Perry? Drugs? You remember
(14:17):
when we saw that photo of Princess Leiah, Rick James,
and Jack Nichol Nicholson and we're like, huh, what are
those dude three doing together?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Okay, back in the day, that was that's how you partied.
I did hear some interesting news. I don't know if
it's true or not. We almost never know if any
of this is true or not. But I read that
Jack Nicholson is supposedly trying to get himself together to
prepare for a big comeback roll of some kind in
the movies. That'll be interesting if it's true. I had
(14:45):
heard that he wants to be left alone. He lives
off the grid now and when that's why they're saying
he's trying to pull itself, pull him together so he'll
come out in public again.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Yeah, I wonder if that's true. I'm still a fan,
best joker we ever had.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
In the meantime, if y'all look for some lighthearted, fun
entertaining news. Isn't it always fun when something happens to
Californians that sucks sure enough to make fun of them
folks in California, because you know they like to make
fun of everybody else. Federal agents seized forty pounds of fentanyl,
which is enough to kill about two hundred thousand people,
(15:20):
give or take. That's a lot out in a Los
Angeles park. They call it an open air death market.
Arrested eighteen people for that too, eighteen arrests. Seven fugitives
still being sought among twenty five charged federally forty pounds
of fentinyl street value. They probably exaggerate this ten million
(15:41):
dollars from a Calabas, calabass home.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
That's a tricky place.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Dea lapd All executed warrants in MacArthur Park, Calabasas, San Gabriel,
and South Los Angeles. A lot of street gang supplying
linked to Mexican cartels and stuff that's just typical for
you know, a California day.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
And then this one's good.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Raw sewage from Mexico is flooding South California beaches and
it's denying those rich people that live on the coast their.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Access to their private coastline.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Oh no, the Tijuana River carries billions of gallons of
untreated sewage, chemicals, and trash across the US Mexico border.
Every year, they said, about thirty million gallons of contaminated
water flows daily from that river to the Pacific Ocean,
and when the wind and the currents just right, it
(16:42):
goes right to South California beaches.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
So y'all remember this, by the way, This sewage is.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
From a place where they eat a lot of spicy
Mexican food.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Right. Oh, you remember I told you I witnessed it
with my own two eyes.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
She did.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Remember. A while back, I was, well, I won't tell
you why I was in San Diego for some thing.
First matter, it doesn't matter what romantic. If you're a
lifting buddies, that's probably what it was. Not a not
a romantic thing anyway. And while I was there, you
could stand on the beach and look out at the water,
and there was a line of a line of brown,
unlike the line that you see off the coast the
(17:17):
Gulf coast kind of near Alabama, Mississippi, which I'm told
is what do they say? It wasn't what's the word
like dirt or whatever they're it's not feces. This is
feces when you're in California. Like a lot of the.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Coat in the Gulf of America is the run of
Mississippi River and it creates that.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
And you could see the line. It's but that's when
you go further out, you'll find that blue water. And
that's a cool line too because it's right there. It's
just a line. Bloil water. Let's fish. But that probably
won't kill you. What when you're in mex when you're
in San Diego, you look out at the water and
you see that line. It's very strange because it's almost symbolic.
When you're in San Diego, it's very white there. White
(18:00):
people to be that close to Mexico in the water
and have no uh right, to have no Mexicans around
that close to the border is very strange. It's a
little yeah, Trump and I approved this message.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Walton and Johnson
He just I'm feeling slapped right now. Sometimes you just
gotta let the music play out them. Man, you let
the music play. He's there really a lesson for life,
It certainly is.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
You know, I'm not that kind of guy, like, come on,
say I'm right again, but you can say it if
you want to.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Uh. Market just opened up minute ago. Yeah, well yeah,
Mark is.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Down a little bit. Surprisingly now it might not stay down.
Uh Trump still on his way back from China. Is
a long flight, and uh he did let it slip.
I guess accident. I'm sure it was just an accident.
I'm sure you know that they have already announced at
least one of the great deals that he has put
together while he was over there visiting with Chinese dude.
(00:45):
Uh Trump has secured.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
With Chinese dude who wasn't was it Jackie Chan? No, no,
the president or she? They call Hi to me. It
always sounds like a Z with an sh sound, which
isn't a noise we make in English. The X is
pronounced like sah.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I don't care what the man's name is, be honest
with you, but they just secured a huge deal for
Boeing jets. Now, it was a time about ten years ago,
when the Chinese government told their airline companies over there
in China, don't take no Boeing jets. We don't want
no Boeing jets. Well, Trump sat down with a boy,
they shook hands on the deal. Boeing said they would
(01:29):
love it if China would order like one hundred and
fifty new jets.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
That'd be pretty cool. If you cut here, and Trump
got them up to two hundred.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
China has committed to purchasing two hundred of these big
old Boeing jets. That's very significant. Gonna put a lot
of people to work at the Boeing plant. I bet
they're gonna be doing like overtime and working on Sundays
and holidays and just everything.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Get them out. That's gonna be good money. Yeah, I
mean that is good money. Boy. With that, and plus
on those days, if you're working in there, usually there's
not too much pressure to get the job done. There's
nobody around. His supervisor just standing around, just carry well.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
If you never worked in a plant of any kind,
here's a tip for you if you take one of
them jobs.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Just the tip.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, uh, grab up a shovel or a broom that's
something obvious.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
You know. It's like they'll see it immediately and just
walk around with that.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
You just head somewhere and walk like you really have
something important to do with that shovel or that broom
or whatever, and then nobody will mess with you.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I don't know where he's going, but he's got a
shovel and it looks like he means business. So you
can do that for like a couple of hours. Yeah,
I never have to actually shovel anything.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Boy, I must be sweet, dude, get paid and not
have to do it at all, don't you know. Wouldn't
that be a good job? Man? That's man must be sweet.
It must be like being a democrat, you know. Yeah,
that's probably what it's all about, right there. Honda Motor
has lost money for the first time in seventy years
because of anybody. Want to guess what kind of car
made them lose money?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Led?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you've got any electric vehicles? What first
annual loss in seventy years as a public company, driven
by nine billion dollars in restructuring costs. We were led
to believe from all these government officials that we were
gonna need to start selling evs, but consumers just don't
want them. You don't have the ability to make consumers
(03:23):
want something they don't want.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
What is one thing people worry about. I'm sure you've
either experienced it or you know somebody that does. How
long is that matterly gonna last? And I'm not going
to be able to find a place to recharge it?
And how long is it going to take to recharge it?
They don't even talk about the money. They talk about
the expensive gas and don't talk about how much electricity
costs when you need to.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Charge your ev been amazing. After all these years, Honda
has basically always been a reliable company for its investors,
a reliable company for the consumers. And they were just
doing what they were told to do by our globalist
government overlords. And what happened. Well, they do make good lawnmowers,
I'll tell you that, but they run on gags. Hmm.
(04:01):
Imagine that.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I don't want one of sunshine mowars. Huhuh yeah, No,
we wanted to work. Is that too much to ask?
It's a pretty cool video. I think I forget maybe
in South Carolina. I can't remember where it was now
because people send us a lot of stuff. But this
old boy was uh uh, he was a kid. He
looked like a teenager. He was mowing the grass at
one of these municipal things where you like, you work
(04:24):
for the city or something, and so he he got
in one of these little dirt bikes and he attached
the rope to the back of the dirt bike and
the other end of the rope was attached to a
push mower to the you know, and then he rode
around on the dirt bike dragging the pushmower behind him,
(04:45):
and it was mowing the grass. He just went round
and around a circle, so he didn't have to actually
push it and walk it. I can't decide if that's
stupid or genius. It got the job done. Did it
tear up the yard? I'm wondering that. You know, the
dirt bike is probably not good for the grass, but.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
And I've been on a dirt bike. I definitely did
some damage to the yard on it.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I don't know if he got in trouble or if
they gave him an award for being a genius one
or the other.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Uh you guys ever, think about how much money it
would take to retire in each state where we're on
the radio. No, but I guess I will. Now there's
a report coming up here that's about to get I'm
gonna share the details with you.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
If you got to go and retire, and you got
to fix the income and you just you know, fallo
him back on Social Security or a raism, you probably
want to live in an area where things cost less money.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
That would your money go further. That's a that's a
no buyer. Whenever I go to Fredericksburg in Texas, and
for those of who are not from Texas, that's wine country,
and he'll cut it's kind of like NAP. It seems
like NAPO when you're there. I'm always with someone who says, Wow,
this is nice, we should move here. When I retire,
I want to move here. No, so I take out
(05:54):
my phone. I've done this a dozen times with my
friend's girlfriend, whoever I'm with at the time. I say,
pick a house, pick a house, and they always pick some humble,
a little bungalow that let's look it up on the
Zillow real quick. How much you think that house costs?
So like, I don't know, three hundred K. I'm well million,
two million, two two two million, two two million, one.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I mean, oh well, if it's close to the river,
you know, or close to Main Street, it's gonna be
more valuable.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
It's never cheap, no. Yeah. Anyway, now, if.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
You'd gotten out there forty years ago and hunkered down
on some property, you probably have a fortune that you're
living in.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
But at the same time, would you be able to
keep up with the property tax? I exactly, you don't know.
And you know, it's like, every state's got a place
like that. In Colorado it was Aspen used to be
a long time ago. Aspen wasn't you know, Manhattan. It
was like a place it was off the beaten path
and Hollywood didn't know about it yet. And look at
it now. Oh yeah, every state's probably got a thing
(06:51):
like that. It's like, oh, it's nice over there. I'm
gonna go over there. I don't know if that's the
best idea. It might be best to move somewhere where
it's not too nice, so later on, the rich don't
rooin it for you.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
If you want to laugh at rich people, which is
kind of fun to do, especially since we're not rich.
A friend that well, a friend of a friend had
a place in Aspen bought it long time ago, like
two hundred and fifty thousand dollars something like that, sold
it for like a million five That was a huge increase.
Five years later they priceted at about five million dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
So did they sell too soon?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
They made a profit, obviously, but they could have made
ten times that.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
We got the list here, it just got dropped. Let's
go through it by state. In Alabama you'd need thirty
two thousand dollars a year. In Georgia you'd need forty
K a year to retire, and we're tired.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Georgia acting a little uppity about that as they look
down on Alabama and go poor people.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Well, in Texas you need thirty eight k. Really, so
I guess it's cheaper in Texas than Georgia. That surprises me.
Just Texas is big.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I guess there's areas well, like Fredericksburg where that's not
gonna hold up.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Arkansas, Arkansas seems like a smart place to retire. To me,
it's pretty and it only costs thirty one k a year.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Now that you know, everybody in Arkansas, every time we
brag on the place says, shut up about Arkansas. We
don't want a bunch of them people moving up.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Here Louisiana thirty one k a year? What am I
leaving out from Walton and Johnson Country Mississippi? Yeah, Mississippi,
thank you, of course. Nothing for thirty k a year
ten bucks not bad, yeah kidding. But the part of
the state you'd want to live in, which would probably
be the Gulf Coast part, probably not cheap down there.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah, closer you get to the Silver Slipper, I guess,
the nicer it gets.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
You want to be South Eye Ted. I bet it's
a little pricey. I don't know why. Hey. Part of
my problem is when I retire, I'd be happy to
just stay right where I am. Right, Well, can you
afford it? Or go to Colorado? And in Colorado, before
you ask, fifty four fifty five thousand dollars a year,
it's way higher. Yeah, And just to put that into
perspective for you, that would be you'd need about two
(08:57):
million dollars to retire by age sixty five to move there, And.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
That those numbers are based on a lifestyle which I'm
probably going to find uninviting.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, But on the other hand, I'd be cool with it. Yeah,
it's fine for you. I'm sure you'll be you know,
just you know, wallow in your sadness there. But I'm
gonna need a nicer place. See the difference between gay
men and and and of course women versus straight men
and probably lesbians is like me, people like me. Probably billiad, uh,
definitely BILLIAD. I need a cot, I need a TV. Yeah,
(09:32):
a refrigerator. Probably gonna need AC at least half the
year up north. Well, I thought you met in Texas.
I just mean any you know, Yeah, you'd need a
c or a heater depending on where.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Well, let's go say, if you move way up north
to get away from the heat, what are you gonna
do when it snows seven months out of the year
and you're, you know, freezing your ass off. You're gonna
need electricity or solar power.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Mister, let me ask you a question. Mister, you probably
got a nice king sized bed. My pillow, mattress topper
probably got it. I've never been in your bedroom, but
I'm just guessing you ain't getting in and I'm fine
with that. No, it's okay. I don't want anybody want
to get in there. Any nobody want you in there.
I don't want to see your kingsiz sex wing. That's fine.
That's just a king of the bed is what they
call me. Okay, But if it wasn't for women coming over,
(10:17):
don't say to that. But if it wasn't. But if
it wasn't, there's a hypothetical you would probably have lis
wouldn't you just have a cot in a sleeping bag?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
After several hours, Joe finally gave up on logic and
reason and simply told the cabinet that he could talk
to plants and that they wanted water. He made believers
out of everyone.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
This is the Waltman Johnson Show. It's gonna bring it
up accident. No, I ordered it. I just I'm gonna
read you the he I'm gonna read you the title
of the book, and then I'm going to tell you
who helped write it? Is it who farted? No? No, no,
that's funny. Though it was a good book. Though. The
book is called the Christian's Guide to Psychedelics, Finding Hope
(11:01):
and Healing through God's Creation?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Wow, okay, giving God credit for the mushrooms, Well, that's
the starst thing I think of.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
But it's the people that helped write it. That I
thought made it so interesting. I don't know if I'm
going to try the stuff in the book, I don't know.
But the book was written by a woman named Wendy Reese,
with help from Ai No well probably but everything No,
with help from Rick Perry, Morgan, Latrelle and Joe Rogan.
(11:31):
Get a hill at it? That the weirdest thing. That's
just a good group of balls. I'm in this group
on Instagram, a chat group. I'm in with a bunch
of my late weightlifting buddies from Starting Strength, and we
just share weird links with each other, all the memes.
That's all it is. Some of it's somewhat offensive. You
wouldn't like it at all, mister Kenneth. But someone shared
a link to this book ironically, And I like buying
(11:52):
weird books. You do. I've got a lot of weird books.
I've got the Communist Manifesto and mindcomp Do.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
You buy weird art, you buy weird clothing, you buy
weird musical instruments.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Why why stop? There? Why stop? And I've got a
lot of weird books. So I ordered the book. It
comes in the mail and I started picking through it yesterday.
I was like, I can't decide if this is the
smartest or the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
But does it encourage you to do the micronosing it's yes,
would you have believed I don't know how to do that,
be honest with you, No friends that know, and if
I wanted to, I could.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Okay, I've got an answer to that. It's a fine
line between not enough and too much. That's the thing about.
That's what I fear. And by the way, to those
you in your cars, listen, this is in no way
at all an endorsement of mushrooms or at LSD. I
would tell you a lot of you out there probably
should never do it. It's not for everyone. I'm in
no way endorsing it. But isn't it Would you have
(12:49):
believed that in twenty twenty six what former Republican Conservative
Texas Governor Rick Perry was up to most of the
time with Joe and Morganeal Yeah, with telling people to
do mushrooms to help deal with their trauma and their
PTSD or ecstasy. That's another thing MDMA that seems to
(13:11):
be a thing they're into, mixed martial arts, ayahuasca, peotic. No,
it's not mixed martial arts in m D m A
is a form of it's it's the chemical equivalent of ecstasy. Now,
if you take the D out, if you have no D,
then you have mixed martial arts. Now, these guys aren't
doing it to party, or at least that's what they claim.
They're doing it for therapy. And they're doing and so.
(13:33):
And the weirdest angle at all is that they're doing
it in the name of Jesus. And again I repeat,
I'm not endorsing that. I'm not telling you, I'm not
telling you I'm into it. I'm just telling you. It's
a thing that's going on. That's give you a check
with the pope. See what he thought. I'm sure he
doesn't like it. Maybe the maybe.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
The intro to the book, did you read, maybe the
you know, introduction to the book is or dedicated maybe
to the Pope.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Well, the books the books written by Wendy Reeves. But
the introduction is Rick Perry, and then the forwards Morgan
Latrell and then and then Joe Rogan's in there. She
talks to him and interviews. They're all involved in making
this book. They're all endorsing it. And I just can't
rat my mind around this. That puzzler. What would have
brought Joe Rogan together with Rick Perry? Drugs? You remember
(14:17):
when we saw that photo of Princess Leiah, Rick James,
and Jack Nichol Nicholson and we're like, huh, what are
those dude three doing together?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Okay, back in the day, that was that's how you partied.
I did hear some interesting news. I don't know if
it's true or not. We almost never know if any
of this is true or not. But I read that
Jack Nicholson is supposedly trying to get himself together to
prepare for a big comeback roll of some kind in
the movies. That'll be interesting if it's true. I had
(14:45):
heard that he wants to be left alone. He lives
off the grid now and when that's why they're saying
he's trying to pull itself, pull him together so he'll
come out in public again.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Yeah, I wonder if that's true. I'm still a fan,
best joker we ever had.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
In the meantime, if y'all look for some lighthearted, fun
entertaining news. Isn't it always fun when something happens to
Californians that sucks sure enough to make fun of them
folks in California, because you know they like to make
fun of everybody else. Federal agents seized forty pounds of fentanyl,
which is enough to kill about two hundred thousand people,
(15:20):
give or take. That's a lot out in a Los
Angeles park. They call it an open air death market.
Arrested eighteen people for that too, eighteen arrests. Seven fugitives
still being sought among twenty five charged federally forty pounds
of fentinyl street value. They probably exaggerate this ten million
(15:41):
dollars from a Calabas, calabass home.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
That's a tricky place.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Dea lapd All executed warrants in MacArthur Park, Calabasas, San Gabriel,
and South Los Angeles. A lot of street gang supplying
linked to Mexican cartels and stuff that's just typical for
you know, a California day.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
And then this one's good.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Raw sewage from Mexico is flooding South California beaches and
it's denying those rich people that live on the coast their.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Access to their private coastline.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Oh no, the Tijuana River carries billions of gallons of
untreated sewage, chemicals, and trash across the US Mexico border.
Every year, they said, about thirty million gallons of contaminated
water flows daily from that river to the Pacific Ocean,
and when the wind and the currents just right, it
(16:42):
goes right to South California beaches.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
So y'all remember this, by the way, This sewage is.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
From a place where they eat a lot of spicy
Mexican food.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Right. Oh, you remember I told you I witnessed it
with my own two eyes.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
She did.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Remember. A while back, I was, well, I won't tell
you why I was in San Diego for some thing.
First matter, it doesn't matter what romantic. If you're a
lifting buddies, that's probably what it was. Not a not
a romantic thing anyway. And while I was there, you
could stand on the beach and look out at the water,
and there was a line of a line of brown,
unlike the line that you see off the coast the
(17:17):
Gulf coast kind of near Alabama, Mississippi, which I'm told
is what do they say? It wasn't what's the word
like dirt or whatever they're it's not feces. This is
feces when you're in California. Like a lot of the.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Coat in the Gulf of America is the run of
Mississippi River and it creates that.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
And you could see the line. It's but that's when
you go further out, you'll find that blue water. And
that's a cool line too because it's right there. It's
just a line. Bloil water. Let's fish. But that probably
won't kill you. What when you're in mex when you're
in San Diego, you look out at the water and
you see that line. It's very strange because it's almost symbolic.
When you're in San Diego, it's very white there. White
(18:00):
people to be that close to Mexico in the water
and have no uh right, to have no Mexicans around
that close to the border is very strange. It's a
little yeah, Trump and I approved this message.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
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