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Speaker 1 (00:00):
She's Nazi. I mean, what the hell? I was like, Oh,
that's a little overused these days. Yeah, it's a lot. Yeah, ooh,
I don't like the way you made this coffee. You're Nazi?
You know what? I wonder? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Do you think real Nazis get mad at how people
like liberals are always calling people Nazis when they're not Nazis.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I would think they do. Yeah, I gotta be pretty upset,
you know.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Because like in the comedy world, it's very controversial if
you suggest someone as a comedian and they're not. Other
struggling comedians will get really.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Mad about that.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
They're like, that guy didn't bomb in front of eight
people at an open my class, How dare you call
him a comedian?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
If you don't bomb occasionally, you're not considered a comedian
because you have to push the limits, right, It's like, okay,
but what what do you care what they call them?
I wonder if Nazis get mad about that, if you're like, hey,
that guy's a Nazi. I think they do.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
And then the real Nazis like that guy didn't goose
step through in Germany in the nineteen forties.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I did.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah, yeah, you didn't You didn't wear the Hugo Boss suit.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
You were probably wearing ARMANI. I do have a Hugo
ball suit, though it doesn't look military at all. Though
I always wonders.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I probably have a couple of things from Hugo Boss
I got at Nordstrom's rack, and I always wonder, you know,
is that does that make me a Nazi?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
No, it just means you look, for a.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Say, at what point does your association with Nazi culture
get negated? In the twenty first century, nobody cares that
Hugo Boss made the Nazi uniforms, right, especially not fashionistas. Well,
of course not if you go to New York Fashion Week,
They're not going to be like, oh, it's a great outfit,
but don't forget Nazis.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
But if you got mad at, you know, somebody wearing
Hugo Boss, when you get mad at somebody wearing or
driving a Mercedes a Volcanock swagon, right, yeah, especically Ferdinand
Portia design. I guess Hitler gives credit because he you know,
he kind of wanted this to be. But the Porsia
(02:02):
guy is the one who came up with it. Well,
you know, it's like Steve Jobs didn't really invent the iPhone. Well, yeah,
he just told somebody else to do it.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
In fact, if he had any actual understanding of how
difficult it was to make the iPhone, would he have
expected someone else to accomplish it in time?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Not?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
No, I would think not. The thing that bothers me
the most about Volkswagens isn't even the Nazi thing. What
is it?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Have you ever been at an intersection, like in your
friend's Volkswagen and it's a long light and the engine
shuts off because it's trying to be fuel efficient?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Oh, it's not as Volkswagens that do that. They've got
that little thing. Isn't that one of the things Trump
was trying to get them to stop making mandatory.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Not only is it obnoxious, I don't think it's saving
any fuel, Probably not.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I think it makes you feel better, I guess, especially if.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
It's only shut off for a few seconds and then
you started again. Yeah, it feels like that takes more fuel,
you know.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Well, the way the computer controls the car these days,
they used to say it took more to start the
car than to leave it running. But I don't know
if that's true. Now with the computers, I.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Don't know either, and you can't really trust the reports
that come of course. Not no, they're all very misleading.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, well, what are you gonna do? I'm buy a
German automobile. You know, if you got the money, if
you have the means, highly recommend it does all. Well,
Korean's not bad either.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
No.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I feel like a lot of countries we used to
be enemies with and we now like buying their car.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Oh yeah, yeah, you used to make fun of them
and then you go. But you pretty nice ride, pretty
good price. I think I'll take it.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
But at the same time, you know, countries we've always
been friends with. Does anybody want a Canadian automobile?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
That's cute?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Probably not right now? Tell them to get their food
right before they start working on cars.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
No British food or Canadian food? Well, lord, what would
you rather be torturing?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Dog? And poutine?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Man?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I mean that poutine's pretty good. See you say that,
but I never see it anywhere I know, but I've
had it often. But you have pretty good taste, I'll
give you that, but I never encountered it because he's gravy.
You know, you can go to KFC and get one
of those bowls a heart attack and a bowl and
gravy on top of your corn and potatoes and your
(04:10):
fried chicken nuggets. And yeah, that's gonna be good for you.
Is that poon tine? Am I eating poon tin? When
I do that? No? And poon teine sounds dirty? Right,
it's because you're not saying it, right, I say it.
You're saying pooon. What do you say? Pooh poon teen? Okay,
that doesn't sound better either, pootine pooh? Yeah, pooh sounds worse.
It's poutine. I'd rather sound perverted than sound disgusting. Don't
(04:33):
break it up into halves, right, don't call it pooh teen,
call it poutine.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
There, you still sounds bad to me. I like poon
tin more. I'm gonna eat some poon teine.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Alright, let's go with some pooon then. Heck, there's your people, man,
you'll do that. Hey, mister O, I feel like you know.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I'm not one to rush you or anything, but are
you ready to tell us what's happening in the race.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I'm bowling ready. I got here early this morning, uh
because of you know, a certain event that has taking
place today, Oh, a certain call oh yes. As a
matter of fact, there's a golf event.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
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Speaker 1 (05:48):
You save a ton of money. All right. Uh, I
don't know if you're aware of it or not. This
golf tournament, the massles the start today. It is for real.
I mean they've been building up to it all week,
but it's official. You know, Round one kicking in now,
because this is like eight o'clock over there at the Masters.
It's my understanding, they've been playing for an hour and
(06:09):
a half. Yeah, they like say they kick it off already,
it's laid over there, and they like to get a
good start. Now. The word is there's gonna be tricky
for these professional golfers. It's the driest Masters in the
last fifteen years. Yeah, is that because tiger wads won't
be there. That don't mean like that, They mean dry,
like in the weather. Oh okay, And they rained a
(06:30):
lot this year over there, and they said the greens
a slick. Now you know what happens when the green
is a slick, Kenny, I don't have to tell you.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yeah, it's hard to get the ball to light. You
sit there with the lighter and you're like, this is
not ready. No, it's hard to get the ball to light. Yeah,
same thing we're saying, the stay.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
On the green because a lot of people in the
practice round yesterday they was hitting the green and then
it was just like skidding across the ice pond and
it rolled off into the water. Okay, into the water
to the water. I understand it. And that's not where
you want it to be. You want it to be
in the hole. If he was in the hole. If
you think that's ridiculous, you should hear Billy d talk
(07:08):
about a wire fence. What never mind Mark Kalkoviki, who
is not a former Master's champion. I think the best
ye ever did was coming in the second back in
the day. But he has won a lot of you know,
majors and big time going. So he invited naturally, you know,
to come. They get this invitation to people that aren't
(07:29):
playing but they've passed, you know, champions or something. And
Kalkoviki was in there on Tuesday, walking around like a
big shot in it and everything. You know, look at me.
I got a hard name and people know who I am,
and I used to play golf a lot. And then
he pulled his cell phone out and they kicked him
out the property and said you got to go wow,
(07:50):
just like that, and now they can kick you off
and they can ban you for life. They could ban
you for the day. I don't know you know how
much band he got. But there have been dudes that
have come in and broke the rules and you can't
never come back.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
It does seem like if you're getting dragged to a
golfing event and you don't want to be there, there's
a really easy way to get out of it, you know.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, that's true. Yeah, like my question, you know, you
use your phone for a lot of other things besides talking.
Why your phones still prefer I know it's probably an
ancient ritual that they don't have phones because they didn't
have them when they started the Masters, and so still
can't have them. They didn't they didn't have cars I
think when they started the Masters either did they or
(08:31):
at least not, you know, like they have now. But
you can still bring a new car. Yeah, what did
they do back then to get around?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Billy?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Had you were a kid, then what did they do?
A lot of people walked, really, I believe it or not.
Somebody would just you don't want to get from here
to there, and they well let's go, I go walking
like some kind of a dinosaur. But my point is,
what what if I wanted to take a picture of
Mark of what's his face there?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
You know he was, Well, the only way to take
a picture is with the phone. I mean, screwed.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
That's all anybody has. And if you have to say
you can't talk on the phone, you can't have it
on you know, what if you had it on silent,
or what if you only used it for pictures or texting?
All right, what if you're getting a call and it's
really important, Well, I'm sure where the sign says no
cell phones allowed, if they'd had more letters to build
(09:20):
the sign with. Sure, unless it's really important.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Or like if someone's calling you and they're really funny
and he's always got a good joke, you're like, hang
on my my bros on the line.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Or you know that if you don't answer this, you're
gonna get in trouble later when you get home. Yeah,
I called you and you didn't answer. That's a good point.
Are you with her? Yes, it's gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
That's a good point. What if you're mistress calls and
you have to pretend you're with your wife, you know.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Or your wife calls and you have to pride you're
not with your mistress? Smart, Yeah, it gets Maybe it's
for the best you leave your phone in the car
at that point. Well, anyway, welcome back to the masters.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
You you it's that timing year again.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Another morning, another great day. You're in Augusta. It's the Masters.
Another day of long t shots and long dramatic pauses,
and of course that's seen golfers with names like Fuzzy Zeller,
(10:17):
Tiger Woods and chee Chie Rodriguez wearing fashion in vibrant colors.
One of the rare occurrences men wear white belts and
one of the few places munsing where is still a
desired label. It's the Masters.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Bobs at home smoking weed?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Yeah, but why why can't you be smoking weed right now?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Because Nazis? And how how long you plan to be
out here?
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
We're actually headed back to the car high book. Stay
tuned for more Waltman Johnson from one end to the other,
and it gets worse in the middle.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Billy, had you and enjoy watching sports, even when it's
sport you don't care about. You know, you got into
curling this what I.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Did thanks to the Italian team. They really hooked me
into the curling thing. Yeah, and the more time you
spend with them, the more you understand it. I still
don't know how the scoring works and good news don't
care well.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Uh, twenty twenty eight might seem like it's a little
too far away to start talking about the next Olympics.
But but it's coming it's in America, not Los Angeles, right, Yeah,
it's in LA. And Trump's the reason it's coming here.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Don't you know? The Angelinos are excited Olympics right outside
their door. Yeah, that's gonna be so nice.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Well, it turns out they're actually quite upset about it.
What Yeah, a Los Angeles residents.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Are outraged, outraged over you pick the traffics and be bad.
Listen to this headline.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
It's funny, Hut's written, Los Angeles residents outraged over the
outrageous Oh oh Olympic ticket prices.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I feel like outread. You don't need to say that twice.
It's in ticket prices. Oh okay, they say that some
of these tickets are too expensive, and I'm willing to
hear you out. I'm willing to believe you.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Lorraine Alley of the Los Angeles Times exploring the ticket
prices and how outrageous they are. But real quick, I
noticed also today in the news your city spends eighty
two thousand dollars a year per homeless person the hal
You say so before you tell me how you're mad
about a fifteen hundred dollars shot put ticket.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Oh boy, how do you feel about that? You know?
And the good thing here is it's your choice whether
you want to go buy Olympic tickets or whatever the
price is. It is not your choice on what they
spend your money on in the homeless world.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
You see where I'm going here. So a woman's basketball
ticket is four hundred bucks. That's a lot of money
to watch a sport no one.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Really cares about. No, we're not talking WNBA. We're talking
with the Women's Olympics, Olympics basketball. Yeah, so here you're gonna.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Spend five hundred dollars to go watch somebody throw a javelin. No,
I get it, that's expensive. But also eighty two thousand
dollars a year per homeless person. And it's not like
there's one homeless person. Oh god, no, no, there's so
there's a lot of them there. Now, I get it,
you don't like it, but also you live there.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Eighty two thousand a year, eighty two thousand a year,
is any of that like just cash they give to
the homeless person? They like, I almost spend forty thousand
dollars on you know, you what are they doing for
the homeless because they buying them a home. What do
they give them a happy ending? What do they do
with all that money or consideration? You spend forty fifty
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sixty thousand and then just slip the dude another twenty grand. Lords,
you say, here, this is for you to have fun.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Eighty one thousand dollars a year, they too. No, I'm
just about to tell you something else. Eighty one thousand
dollars a year is what they spend on the homeless
in New York City.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
I learned that the other day. So it's better to
live in New York.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
And then I found out about this housing program that
costs three hundred million dollars in La So I was like, well,
what's that cost per hobo? And the AI told me, watch,
it's less than New York City. But that's not all
they're spending. They also got healthcare and dry cleaning.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
And dry cleaning bills are ridiculous. I don't even I
don't think they're wearing clothes that really need dry cleaning.
But they don't have their own, you know, laundromat nearby,
so they get the special deal.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
I can't remember the last time I did dry cleaning,
and I can afford it.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
It doesn't look like you've ever done any dry cleaning.
I'm not just basing that on today's wardrobe selection. I've
known you for years. I don't think I ever have
no you're right suits. Maybe do you have a suit? Yeah,
I've got a few.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Is it washing washing wear or dry clean only? I
generally get the kind you just throw them away when
you're done with it. That's that's what I'm saying. That's
the way to go with that. That's the way to go. Yeah,
dry clean. And that's the oldest trick in the book. Man,
they get you. That's how I see you coming on
that right. Yeah, they're like sucker, you know, you go
in there. That's what it is. It comes with the
fortune cookie. That's how you know it's not a good deal.
I will tell you this, not my old lady, but
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younger women apparently have ditched the iron and the ironing
board really for dry cleaning. Yeah, apparently it's a it's
a thing with the younger gals, you know, in their
forties and fifties. Uh, They they don't like to do ironing,
some of them. Every woman's got some part of the
house cleaning that she likes, like some women really enjoy
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vacuum in but won't do the dishes. You know, some
people like to you know, iron clothes or whatever, but
they won't fold the clothes when they come out the dryer.
If you don't fold them when they come out of
the dryer, you you better have an iron hand because
they're gonna get all wrinkled up.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
The other day, this this, this, uh, this woman I'm
dating was at my house. I'm a good folder and
she's with her friend and ushah she brought a friend. Yeah,
and you gonna like those dates. And Usha Vance is
on TV. I'll mean JD Vance's wife, okay, and they
and what was that? A Kayleie Mikin And he asked
her during the interview, what's what's your what's your laundry secret?
(15:48):
I thought, well, that's an interesting question to ask. She's
not Chinese, it was she had one. She said, my
secret is this, there's no point in folding children's clothes,
so I have I just have my little kids. They
take their clothes and put them away, but they don't
have to fold them.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
And as she said that, the two women in the room,
both of them mothers with multiple kids. No, they did
not like it. Really, they were triggered. You'd have thought
someone just said the N word at a basketball game, mate,
that's less work. They got real offended. They was like, whoa,
I will say this.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
If you just wad to close up and shove them
in a drawer, yeah, you can't get as many in there. Yeah,
if you don't fold your close when you pack. Yeah,
I've seen people that will pack. They'll just grab clothes
and just throw them in the suitcase, and when it
looks like it's way too full, then they'll just sit
on it, try to get it to the zip. Shit.
(16:40):
Well you know this drag mister Kenneth, roll it? Have
you know that you I do roll certain things shirt? Yeah,
if you don't want creases, then the rolling works really well.
And theoretically it takes up less space. Right, Plus you
can get them along the outside edges of the suitcase.
Well that's the idea. Normally people reserve that for I
don't know, socks or belts or something.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Yeah, yeah, roll it up. Some people put joints there.
I don't recommend me. Really, who do you know that
does here supposed to travel with him? I'm against it myself. Yeah,
don't break the law rule follower. Hey, is there a
question you would ask someone, like a relatively mundane question
at a job interview to determine whether or not this
person's wasting your time?
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Everybody has a little job interview secrets.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
You know.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
The bosses will always here's here's my go to question.
I ask everybody this, and depending on how they answer,
I know they're either gonna be a great hire or
they're a serial killer. That's that's the only two choices. Hmmm, Okay,
I don't know you know what the questions are, though.
The quarterback coach for the Oregon Ducks has a brilliant
(17:42):
question he asks people when he's deciding if he wants
to recruit them. I would say he probably asks quarterbacks
this mostly well because he's yeah, he's the quarterback coach.
I don't think he's asking people on the street. You know,
the same kind of question.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
This is gonna sound really dumb at first, Well, what
doally ask him? Hear him out? It's actually pretty brilliant.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
I got asked him a question like this all the time. Hey,
do you like chocolate ice cream or vanilla ice cream? Okay,
the minute the kid pauses, I don't really want that kid, right,
because you need to have some type of conviction right,
wrong or indifferent. Hey, So whether you like chocolate or
you like vanilla, I don't really care. But if you
sit there and say a coach, I don't know, I
want is it melted?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Is it not? What's the brand?
Speaker 4 (18:18):
So on and so forth, Like what is this kid
going to do on third down in front of one
hundred and ten thousand. It's probably gonna think about it.
He's not gonna have conviction, right. So it's like I
just said, long winded, I understand, but it's it's the
mental aspect.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
It's really what we're What do you talk about his
decision making ability? You got to be up. You got
to make a decision instantly. As a quarterback, you drop back.
You don't have time to sit back there and him
hall I think they called it him haulans it's the
stupidest thing, but it's a third word, him hall. Yeah,
what is that? What flavor is that? That's what they
all do. You got to immediately say, what do you
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like chocolate or vanilla?
Speaker 3 (18:54):
I like the chocolate with the pretzels and the marshmallows
in it.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
It wasn't a choice. You're fired.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Well, no, I'm telling you I need something a little
more complicated than the two basic questions chocolate and vanilla.
That tells me you got a subpar life, my man.
I need something interesting.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
No, you're acting you. You're gonna go deeper. You're gonna
pass it off on a screen.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
If I must choose chocolate and vanilla, I'm going chocolate,
but again.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Obviously, yeah, yeah, yeah, vanilla's you know both? What if
you went vanilla with chocolate syrup. See, that's what I'm saying.
I wouldn't choose just one of those two. If you
gave me that option, I would say, give me something better.
You never get a quarterback for the Oregon Ducks. I
hope you can live with that. Yeah, I think we're
way past that. At this point. You're gonna be at
home smoking wheat.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Yes, yes, I know it's just a liner, but we
already played that one. Can we get a fresh yet
order now?
Speaker 4 (19:39):
And for a special treat When you get my sugary
sweet fun bags, I'm gonna include my honkers.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
And my signature. Who ha, well squeezing my honkers. Put
your lips on my hoo ha and let the party begin.
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She's Nazi. I mean, what the hell? I was like, Oh,
that's a little overused these days. Yeah, it's a lot. Yeah, ooh,
I don't like the way you made this coffee. You're Nazi?
You know what? I wonder? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Do you think real Nazis get mad at how people
like liberals are always calling people Nazis when they're not Nazis.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I would think they do. Yeah, I gotta be pretty upset,
you know.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Because like in the comedy world, it's very controversial if
you suggest someone as a comedian and they're not. Other
struggling comedians will get really.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Mad about that.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
They're like, that guy didn't bomb in front of eight
people at an open my class, How dare you call
him a comedian?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
If you don't bomb occasionally, you're not considered a comedian
because you have to push the limits, right, It's like, okay,
but what what do you care what they call them?
I wonder if Nazis get mad about that, if you're like, hey,
that guy's a Nazi. I think they do.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
And then the real Nazis like that guy didn't goose
step through in Germany in the nineteen forties.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I did.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah, yeah, you didn't You didn't wear the Hugo Boss suit.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
You were probably wearing ARMANI. I do have a Hugo
ball suit, though it doesn't look military at all. Though
I always wonders.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I probably have a couple of things from Hugo Boss
I got at Nordstrom's rack, and I always wonder, you know,
is that does that make me a Nazi?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
No, it just means you look, for a.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Say, at what point does your association with Nazi culture
get negated? In the twenty first century, nobody cares that
Hugo Boss made the Nazi uniforms, right, especially not fashionistas. Well,
of course not if you go to New York Fashion Week,
They're not going to be like, oh, it's a great outfit,
but don't forget Nazis.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
But if you got mad at, you know, somebody wearing
Hugo Boss, when you get mad at somebody wearing or
driving a Mercedes a Volcanock swagon, right, yeah, especically Ferdinand
Portia design. I guess Hitler gives credit because he you know,
he kind of wanted this to be. But the Porsia
(02:02):
guy is the one who came up with it. Well,
you know, it's like Steve Jobs didn't really invent the iPhone. Well, yeah,
he just told somebody else to do it.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
In fact, if he had any actual understanding of how
difficult it was to make the iPhone, would he have
expected someone else to accomplish it in time?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Not?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
No, I would think not. The thing that bothers me
the most about Volkswagens isn't even the Nazi thing. What
is it?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Have you ever been at an intersection, like in your
friend's Volkswagen and it's a long light and the engine
shuts off because it's trying to be fuel efficient?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Oh, it's not as Volkswagens that do that. They've got
that little thing. Isn't that one of the things Trump
was trying to get them to stop making mandatory.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Not only is it obnoxious, I don't think it's saving
any fuel, Probably not.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I think it makes you feel better, I guess, especially if.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
It's only shut off for a few seconds and then
you started again. Yeah, it feels like that takes more fuel,
you know.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Well, the way the computer controls the car these days,
they used to say it took more to start the
car than to leave it running. But I don't know
if that's true. Now with the computers, I.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Don't know either, and you can't really trust the reports
that come of course. Not no, they're all very misleading.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, well, what are you gonna do? I'm buy a
German automobile. You know, if you got the money, if
you have the means, highly recommend it does all. Well,
Korean's not bad either.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
No.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I feel like a lot of countries we used to
be enemies with and we now like buying their car.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Oh yeah, yeah, you used to make fun of them
and then you go. But you pretty nice ride, pretty
good price. I think I'll take it.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
But at the same time, you know, countries we've always
been friends with. Does anybody want a Canadian automobile?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
That's cute?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Probably not right now? Tell them to get their food
right before they start working on cars.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
No British food or Canadian food? Well, lord, what would
you rather be torturing?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Dog? And poutine?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Man?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I mean that poutine's pretty good. See you say that,
but I never see it anywhere I know, but I've
had it often. But you have pretty good taste, I'll
give you that, but I never encountered it because he's gravy.
You know, you can go to KFC and get one
of those bowls a heart attack and a bowl and
gravy on top of your corn and potatoes and your
(04:10):
fried chicken nuggets. And yeah, that's gonna be good for you.
Is that poon tine? Am I eating poon tin? When
I do that? No? And poon teine sounds dirty? Right,
it's because you're not saying it, right, I say it.
You're saying pooon. What do you say? Pooh poon teen? Okay,
that doesn't sound better either, pootine pooh? Yeah, pooh sounds worse.
It's poutine. I'd rather sound perverted than sound disgusting. Don't
(04:33):
break it up into halves, right, don't call it pooh teen,
call it poutine.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
There, you still sounds bad to me. I like poon
tin more. I'm gonna eat some poon teine.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Alright, let's go with some pooon then. Heck, there's your people, man,
you'll do that. Hey, mister O, I feel like you know.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I'm not one to rush you or anything, but are
you ready to tell us what's happening in the race.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I'm bowling ready. I got here early this morning, uh
because of you know, a certain event that has taking
place today, Oh, a certain call oh yes. As a
matter of fact, there's a golf event.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Well before we get to that golf event with an
offensive title, we all agree, who is bringing us a
sports report?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Well, luckily is supposed to bro to. You might get
the T because of tea time. You get that. See
the connection I made there. It's a stretch, but I'll
get it to T and T time for golf. So
you go to get the T dot com you use
promo code WJ. Oh, don't forget about the April special.
Oh my god, I got a great April special already
(05:29):
got mine in the mail.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
It is so good when you go to get the
T dot com today. Besides the life changing tea. Right now,
they're doing the allergy relief bundle. We need this pine Bark,
extra d Apple cider plus essential bees. If you have
allergies and you want a natural remedy, consider going to
get the T dot com promo code WJ.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
You save a ton of money. All right. Uh, I
don't know if you're aware of it or not. This
golf tournament, the massles the start today. It is for real.
I mean they've been building up to it all week,
but it's official. You know, Round one kicking in now,
because this is like eight o'clock over there at the Masters.
It's my understanding, they've been playing for an hour and
(06:09):
a half. Yeah, they like say they kick it off already,
it's laid over there, and they like to get a
good start. Now. The word is there's gonna be tricky
for these professional golfers. It's the driest Masters in the
last fifteen years. Yeah, is that because tiger wads won't
be there. That don't mean like that, They mean dry,
like in the weather. Oh okay, And they rained a
(06:30):
lot this year over there, and they said the greens
a slick. Now you know what happens when the green
is a slick, Kenny, I don't have to tell you.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yeah, it's hard to get the ball to light. You
sit there with the lighter and you're like, this is
not ready. No, it's hard to get the ball to light. Yeah,
same thing we're saying, the stay.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
On the green because a lot of people in the
practice round yesterday they was hitting the green and then
it was just like skidding across the ice pond and
it rolled off into the water. Okay, into the water
to the water. I understand it. And that's not where
you want it to be. You want it to be
in the hole. If he was in the hole. If
you think that's ridiculous, you should hear Billy d talk
(07:08):
about a wire fence. What never mind Mark Kalkoviki, who
is not a former Master's champion. I think the best
ye ever did was coming in the second back in
the day. But he has won a lot of you know,
majors and big time going. So he invited naturally, you know,
to come. They get this invitation to people that aren't
(07:29):
playing but they've passed, you know, champions or something. And
Kalkoviki was in there on Tuesday, walking around like a
big shot in it and everything. You know, look at me.
I got a hard name and people know who I am,
and I used to play golf a lot. And then
he pulled his cell phone out and they kicked him
out the property and said you got to go wow,
(07:50):
just like that, and now they can kick you off
and they can ban you for life. They could ban
you for the day. I don't know you know how
much band he got. But there have been dudes that
have come in and broke the rules and you can't
never come back.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
It does seem like if you're getting dragged to a
golfing event and you don't want to be there, there's
a really easy way to get out of it, you know.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, that's true. Yeah, like my question, you know, you
use your phone for a lot of other things besides talking.
Why your phones still prefer I know it's probably an
ancient ritual that they don't have phones because they didn't
have them when they started the Masters, and so still
can't have them. They didn't they didn't have cars I
think when they started the Masters either did they or
(08:31):
at least not, you know, like they have now. But
you can still bring a new car. Yeah, what did
they do back then to get around?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Billy?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Had you were a kid, then what did they do?
A lot of people walked, really, I believe it or not.
Somebody would just you don't want to get from here
to there, and they well let's go, I go walking
like some kind of a dinosaur. But my point is,
what what if I wanted to take a picture of
Mark of what's his face there?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
You know he was, Well, the only way to take
a picture is with the phone. I mean, screwed.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
That's all anybody has. And if you have to say
you can't talk on the phone, you can't have it
on you know, what if you had it on silent,
or what if you only used it for pictures or texting?
All right, what if you're getting a call and it's
really important, Well, I'm sure where the sign says no
cell phones allowed, if they'd had more letters to build
(09:20):
the sign with. Sure, unless it's really important.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Or like if someone's calling you and they're really funny
and he's always got a good joke, you're like, hang
on my my bros on the line.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Or you know that if you don't answer this, you're
gonna get in trouble later when you get home. Yeah,
I called you and you didn't answer. That's a good point.
Are you with her? Yes, it's gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
That's a good point. What if you're mistress calls and
you have to pretend you're with your wife, you know.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Or your wife calls and you have to pride you're
not with your mistress? Smart, Yeah, it gets Maybe it's
for the best you leave your phone in the car
at that point. Well, anyway, welcome back to the masters.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
You you it's that timing year again.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Another morning, another great day. You're in Augusta. It's the Masters.
Another day of long t shots and long dramatic pauses,
and of course that's seen golfers with names like Fuzzy Zeller,
(10:17):
Tiger Woods and chee Chie Rodriguez wearing fashion in vibrant colors.
One of the rare occurrences men wear white belts and
one of the few places munsing where is still a
desired label. It's the Masters.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Bobs at home smoking weed?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Yeah, but why why can't you be smoking weed right now?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Because Nazis? And how how long you plan to be
out here?
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
We're actually headed back to the car high book. Stay
tuned for more Waltman Johnson from one end to the other,
and it gets worse in the middle.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Billy, had you and enjoy watching sports, even when it's
sport you don't care about. You know, you got into
curling this what I.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Did thanks to the Italian team. They really hooked me
into the curling thing. Yeah, and the more time you
spend with them, the more you understand it. I still
don't know how the scoring works and good news don't
care well.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Uh, twenty twenty eight might seem like it's a little
too far away to start talking about the next Olympics.
But but it's coming it's in America, not Los Angeles, right, Yeah,
it's in LA. And Trump's the reason it's coming here.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Don't you know? The Angelinos are excited Olympics right outside
their door. Yeah, that's gonna be so nice.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Well, it turns out they're actually quite upset about it.
What Yeah, a Los Angeles residents.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Are outraged, outraged over you pick the traffics and be bad.
Listen to this headline.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
It's funny, Hut's written, Los Angeles residents outraged over the
outrageous Oh oh Olympic ticket prices.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I feel like outread. You don't need to say that twice.
It's in ticket prices. Oh okay, they say that some
of these tickets are too expensive, and I'm willing to
hear you out. I'm willing to believe you.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Lorraine Alley of the Los Angeles Times exploring the ticket
prices and how outrageous they are. But real quick, I
noticed also today in the news your city spends eighty
two thousand dollars a year per homeless person the hal
You say so before you tell me how you're mad
about a fifteen hundred dollars shot put ticket.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Oh boy, how do you feel about that? You know?
And the good thing here is it's your choice whether
you want to go buy Olympic tickets or whatever the
price is. It is not your choice on what they
spend your money on in the homeless world.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
You see where I'm going here. So a woman's basketball
ticket is four hundred bucks. That's a lot of money
to watch a sport no one.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Really cares about. No, we're not talking WNBA. We're talking
with the Women's Olympics, Olympics basketball. Yeah, so here you're gonna.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Spend five hundred dollars to go watch somebody throw a javelin. No,
I get it, that's expensive. But also eighty two thousand
dollars a year per homeless person. And it's not like
there's one homeless person. Oh god, no, no, there's so
there's a lot of them there. Now, I get it,
you don't like it, but also you live there.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Eighty two thousand a year, eighty two thousand a year,
is any of that like just cash they give to
the homeless person? They like, I almost spend forty thousand
dollars on you know, you what are they doing for
the homeless because they buying them a home. What do
they give them a happy ending? What do they do
with all that money or consideration? You spend forty fifty
(13:26):
sixty thousand and then just slip the dude another twenty grand. Lords,
you say, here, this is for you to have fun.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Eighty one thousand dollars a year, they too. No, I'm
just about to tell you something else. Eighty one thousand
dollars a year is what they spend on the homeless
in New York City.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
I learned that the other day. So it's better to
live in New York.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
And then I found out about this housing program that
costs three hundred million dollars in La So I was like, well,
what's that cost per hobo? And the AI told me, watch,
it's less than New York City. But that's not all
they're spending. They also got healthcare and dry cleaning.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
And dry cleaning bills are ridiculous. I don't even I
don't think they're wearing clothes that really need dry cleaning.
But they don't have their own, you know, laundromat nearby,
so they get the special deal.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
I can't remember the last time I did dry cleaning,
and I can afford it.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
It doesn't look like you've ever done any dry cleaning.
I'm not just basing that on today's wardrobe selection. I've
known you for years. I don't think I ever have
no you're right suits. Maybe do you have a suit? Yeah,
I've got a few.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Is it washing washing wear or dry clean only? I
generally get the kind you just throw them away when
you're done with it. That's that's what I'm saying. That's
the way to go with that. That's the way to go. Yeah,
dry clean. And that's the oldest trick in the book. Man,
they get you. That's how I see you coming on
that right. Yeah, they're like sucker, you know, you go
in there. That's what it is. It comes with the
fortune cookie. That's how you know it's not a good deal.
I will tell you this, not my old lady, but
(14:50):
younger women apparently have ditched the iron and the ironing
board really for dry cleaning. Yeah, apparently it's a it's
a thing with the younger gals, you know, in their
forties and fifties. Uh, They they don't like to do ironing,
some of them. Every woman's got some part of the
house cleaning that she likes, like some women really enjoy
(15:11):
vacuum in but won't do the dishes. You know, some
people like to you know, iron clothes or whatever, but
they won't fold the clothes when they come out the dryer.
If you don't fold them when they come out of
the dryer, you you better have an iron hand because
they're gonna get all wrinkled up.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
The other day, this this, this, uh, this woman I'm
dating was at my house. I'm a good folder and
she's with her friend and ushah she brought a friend. Yeah,
and you gonna like those dates. And Usha Vance is
on TV. I'll mean JD Vance's wife, okay, and they
and what was that? A Kayleie Mikin And he asked
her during the interview, what's what's your what's your laundry secret?
(15:48):
I thought, well, that's an interesting question to ask. She's
not Chinese, it was she had one. She said, my
secret is this, there's no point in folding children's clothes,
so I have I just have my little kids. They
take their clothes and put them away, but they don't
have to fold them.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
And as she said that, the two women in the room,
both of them mothers with multiple kids. No, they did
not like it. Really, they were triggered. You'd have thought
someone just said the N word at a basketball game, mate,
that's less work. They got real offended. They was like, whoa,
I will say this.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
If you just wad to close up and shove them
in a drawer, yeah, you can't get as many in there. Yeah,
if you don't fold your close when you pack. Yeah,
I've seen people that will pack. They'll just grab clothes
and just throw them in the suitcase, and when it
looks like it's way too full, then they'll just sit
on it, try to get it to the zip. Shit.
(16:40):
Well you know this drag mister Kenneth, roll it? Have
you know that you I do roll certain things shirt? Yeah,
if you don't want creases, then the rolling works really well.
And theoretically it takes up less space. Right, Plus you
can get them along the outside edges of the suitcase.
Well that's the idea. Normally people reserve that for I
don't know, socks or belts or something.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Yeah, yeah, roll it up. Some people put joints there.
I don't recommend me. Really, who do you know that
does here supposed to travel with him? I'm against it myself. Yeah,
don't break the law rule follower. Hey, is there a
question you would ask someone, like a relatively mundane question
at a job interview to determine whether or not this
person's wasting your time?
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Everybody has a little job interview secrets.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
You know.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
The bosses will always here's here's my go to question.
I ask everybody this, and depending on how they answer,
I know they're either gonna be a great hire or
they're a serial killer. That's that's the only two choices. Hmmm, Okay,
I don't know you know what the questions are, though.
The quarterback coach for the Oregon Ducks has a brilliant
(17:42):
question he asks people when he's deciding if he wants
to recruit them. I would say he probably asks quarterbacks
this mostly well because he's yeah, he's the quarterback coach.
I don't think he's asking people on the street. You know,
the same kind of question.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
This is gonna sound really dumb at first, Well, what
doally ask him? Hear him out? It's actually pretty brilliant.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
I got asked him a question like this all the time. Hey,
do you like chocolate ice cream or vanilla ice cream? Okay,
the minute the kid pauses, I don't really want that kid, right,
because you need to have some type of conviction right,
wrong or indifferent. Hey, So whether you like chocolate or
you like vanilla, I don't really care. But if you
sit there and say a coach, I don't know, I
want is it melted?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Is it not? What's the brand?
Speaker 4 (18:18):
So on and so forth, Like what is this kid
going to do on third down in front of one
hundred and ten thousand. It's probably gonna think about it.
He's not gonna have conviction, right. So it's like I
just said, long winded, I understand, but it's it's the
mental aspect.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
It's really what we're What do you talk about his
decision making ability? You got to be up. You got
to make a decision instantly. As a quarterback, you drop back.
You don't have time to sit back there and him
hall I think they called it him haulans it's the
stupidest thing, but it's a third word, him hall. Yeah,
what is that? What flavor is that? That's what they
all do. You got to immediately say, what do you
(18:53):
like chocolate or vanilla?
Speaker 3 (18:54):
I like the chocolate with the pretzels and the marshmallows
in it.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
It wasn't a choice. You're fired.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Well, no, I'm telling you I need something a little
more complicated than the two basic questions chocolate and vanilla.
That tells me you got a subpar life, my man.
I need something interesting.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
No, you're acting you. You're gonna go deeper. You're gonna
pass it off on a screen.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
If I must choose chocolate and vanilla, I'm going chocolate,
but again.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Obviously, yeah, yeah, yeah, vanilla's you know both? What if
you went vanilla with chocolate syrup. See, that's what I'm saying.
I wouldn't choose just one of those two. If you
gave me that option, I would say, give me something better.
You never get a quarterback for the Oregon Ducks. I
hope you can live with that. Yeah, I think we're
way past that. At this point. You're gonna be at
home smoking wheat.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Yes, yes, I know it's just a liner, but we
already played that one. Can we get a fresh yet
order now?
Speaker 4 (19:39):
And for a special treat When you get my sugary
sweet fun bags, I'm gonna include my honkers.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
And my signature. Who ha, well squeezing my honkers. Put
your lips on my hoo ha and let the party begin.
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