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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Combing out. Listen to Meal on the Eggs.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I was talking yesterday back in the green room at
our show last night at the Houston Improv about how
some stuff age as well.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
You sound like such a celebrity. No, no, no, you
were in packstage at the green room with the Improv.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
With other cool celebrities. Man, you must live the life.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I gotta tell you, if you saw what the room
looked like, you wouldn't say that it's a it's a
card table. Yes, it's four milk crates and a tiny
fridge filled with red bowl.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Well, at least you get that going.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
There's a TV with golf on that's pretty much golf golf.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
There is a golf tournament going on this weekend apparently,
so that's exciting.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
But we were talking about how some stuff doesn't age
well and some stuff does. Old Lenny Bruce comedy makes
no sense to me.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
George Carlin and Rodney Dangerfield get it still hilarious.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Old rock bait. You know, Super Tramp. Do you get that?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I have a like you're personal pet peeve about certain
things about politicians.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I don't. I just can't.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I can't listen to Super Tramp, it comes on the radio,
I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Did it used to sound different? I guess.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I don't know what happened. It's like Billy Ed with
the Beatles. He just something happened. He well, I know
what happened. We were all working together in Dallas at
the time when they force fed us Beatles Beatles Tuesday.
It was the anniversary of the Sergeant Pepper thing, and
the program director decided it would be a great idea
to play Beatles all weekend. It was an all Beatles
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weekend on our rock station. Sure, and I didn't listen
to it. I'm sure some people did, maybe even enjoyed it.
But when we got to work on Monday, we had
a little note telling us that we were going to
be playing Beatles music on Monday too. It was so
popular we were going to take it into the Monday
morning and we did, and it was awful. And its
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one of tho things where if you eat something so
so much that it makes you throw up, you'd never
want to eat that again.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I think that's where Billy Ed went with his Beatles thing.
I don't know what happened with me in Super Tramp,
but I just don't.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I can't. I can't hear it. Well, some of it
didn't age well, it was my point. But where we
aren't playing Beatles? Are you? I've heard somebody say something
about the Beatles. Don't do it, dud.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
We say all that just to say, isn't it great?
Hoou's Easy Top aged? Well, that's all I can listen
to Top all day. That's not all I'm saying. That's
all I'm saying, Guy Good of Easy Top weekend back
in Dallas. You'll heard what happened in Dallas back in
the day.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
They made you.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
We just told him they made you play the Beatles
on Monday we threw up. I don't think they knew
that it went well over the weekend. I think there
were nine callers who said it was good and everybody
else didn't like it.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
We got in a lot of trouble that day too.
Did you tell them about the trouble? No, we stopped
it right there. She didn't want to play the Beatles.
Oh you you remember John Walton? Huh. He was sometimes
considered to be.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
A attitude problem and hard to get along with. John
Walton was because he had standards and when people went
below his standards. He kind of pitched a fit started
bucking well. Monday, we started that day after the weekend,
we started playing the Beatles records during the show, and
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so many people were calling. We decided to put a
few on the air and they would say and it
was all you know, live and I don't know even
know if we had a delay back in those days.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
It's is the eighties, a long time ago.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
And he one god called up and he goes, Hi,
when you're going to stop playing the Beatles? He said, well,
we're gonna play him today and then we'll be done.
He goes, hey, well, I guess I'll tune back in
tomorrow then and more listeners kind of it's snowball. And
next thing you know, we were just having fun with
the fact that nobody wanted this. Everybody called to hate it,
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and then we got called into the office because we were,
you know, being those guys that didn't play We weren't
playing team ball.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I guess yesterday I had one of those moments where
someone was trying to explain to me what John Walton
would have thought about something. Oh yeah, that's that's the greatest.
And as a person that personally knew John.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
It was it was. It did not sound like what
he would have liked. Yeah, people don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
This thing in Clarksville, Tennessee, with the social media influencer
who runs around screaming the N word and then fighting people.
Someone on social media was trying to tell me how
John would have liked that.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
No, he wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
No whole way you wouldn't John would have. John did
not like being obnoxious in public. He was laid back,
he was stoic.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yep. I was like, what about that makes you think
John would have.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Liked doing stuff just for the attention, no purpose to
it other than that and trying to get you know,
what do you get likes or or thumbs ups or
whatever you get on TikTok?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I guess Yeah. John liked being provocative.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Sure, he certainly believed in the right to self defense
and free expression, but he didn't like being ugly in public.
He really didn't like that. John would go out to
restaurants and concerts and he would just chill. He was
the most laid back guy in the room. There's no
way he would have enjoyed that. No, that would have
pissed him off.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
If it had been funny he might have enjoyed it,
but it's not funny. It's just controversial and attention getting.
And that's the point I think the.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Problem with Chud the Builder, before we even get into
the legality issues.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
A stupid name.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Well, okay, granted it was a joke without a punchline,
like if this guy was We watch videos of people
being provocative and public and there's a guy we watched
sometimes during commercials while we're eating breakfast, and he calls
himself no cap on God. He's making fun of zoomer
talk and he walks around doing Remember he was at
the May Day protest recently, and he pretended to be
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a right wing guy while he was talking to the leftist,
and then he pretended to be a leftist while he
was talking to the MAGA influencer. That was funny, Yeah,
to go from one thing to the other seconds later.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
The guys that go out on the street and do
interviews with people, whether it's about how much they don't
know about their own country or the government or whatever,
those are usually pretty fun street interviews. You showed me
one yesterday where the guy was asking people look at
a picture of this guy and tell me you think
he's gay or not?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Oh god, that was fun great.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Every person they went to, he would take a picture
the guy he was talking to, and a guy he
was talking to was like, oh no, I'm I'm not gay,
but that guy looks gay in the picture. So then
he takes a picture of that guy and he goes
to the next person. He says, what anything about this
guy who he had just talked to and said he
wasn't gay. He's like, oh, yeah, he looks gay, or
yeah I can see it, or he looks like he's
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on the what do they call it when he's trying
to hide it close.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah, that which a little closeted. Was like over and
over and over.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Everybody that looked at a picture of all these people,
they're all like, yeah, he's gay. Is every They weren't
all gay, No, none of them claimed to be gay.
And some of them looked like like dopey soccer dads
and chubby guy. Yah, they didn't all they weren't all
like flamboyant looking.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Is every guy where that every other guy's gay?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
I guess if they don't look and dress exactly like them,
then they must be gay.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Maybe I'm just naive, but when I'm talking to other men,
I very rarely think they're flirting with me.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
I don't. Maybe they are, and I don't know. I
don't know. I know he wish. No, I don't I
would mess it with you. I guess I'm that No,
it wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
It's like, on one hand, I don't want a gay good
dudes to make me uncomfortable or you know, But then
on the other hand, if they didn't notice it all,
wouldn't you feel bad?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Well, you know, there's that. I guess they'll compliment me
in the bathroom while I'm peeing. Okay, I'm gonna have
to draw the line there. Speaking of gay Gavin knew
something one of my buddies got that happened to him
years ago. What happened He was into standing at the urinal,
and the guy at the urinal next to him was
kind of like looking over glancing at him, you know,
so he's like, I'll just get out of here, and
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then he just the other guy just turned while he
was when he was finished peeing. Okay, he just turned
this way, and you know what happens when it's you know,
it's out and you turn and face the guy at
the Urdol next to you. He's given you a shot. Sure,
my buddy punched him right in the face and put
him in the wall.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Well, yeah, you gotta do that.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
I mean, you gotta do something. I don't know if
you don't, you keep that to yourself there, chief, I
don't know if assaulted someone in the bathroom. So he
was defending himself from assault. That was as Salt got.
I hope there wasn't and was with it, and then
he went back to his table.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
You know, I only have two funny stories my whole
life of stuff that happened at the urinal. One of
them involves Gilbert Godfried. Oh god, I've told you that story. Yeah,
he broke character. We were both doing a radio show
together years ago. He was he was doing this the
Voice all morning Gilbert and we like the Parrot, And
during commercial break we both go into the bathroom and
we're standing next to each other at the urinal and
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he gets on his cell phone a bit.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
His throat was sore.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
And he's like he gets He's like, yeah, honey, I'm
in Chicago. Yeah it's going okay. No, the flights at
nine pm is like, what who are you?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Did it? Ruin your day, just you know, tore you
up seeing that.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
And the only other story I've got about something weird
happened at the Earl involves the little guy down the
hall over here.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Oh yeah, I'm I'm gonna say which one.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
No, but he does this weird thing in the bathroom
where he puts his arm up over because he doesn't
want you to look at him, so.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
He's guarding it like he's eating food in prison. You
gotta wrap his arms around it. Nobody takes my biscuits.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
And every time he does it, I always think, trust me, sir,
I'm not that's that's if you want to run rub
your arms against the walls in here. Oh that's the
third one. I saw that one live.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Years ago.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
There was a guy in our bathroom on this floor
of this building from the hip hop station.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah he nice guy.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
This was way before the whole lean what's the lean
thing called where the zombies are on the street frontnel Fentanyl,
the fentanyl lean. I don't think he was on fentanyl.
I think he'd just been up all night. Yeah, walked
in the bathroom. He's standing in front of the urinal
he's going and his head and face are up against
the He's just up against the wall right above the
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urinal where splash and every time it flushes, you know,
that flies around the He's just got his whole face
planted against the wall like he's passed out.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
And to understand, if you don't really get why that's gross,
think about how dirty everything is in like the bathroom
at a public park. Now imagine in a radio station.
It's five times worse worse.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I'm ready for the weekend. It's gonna be a banging party.
There's a lot of drinking involved a party. Walton and
Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
There you go, t ere notice how people on the
left will unintentionally agree with us on things, and then.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
When about what they seem to argue with us about everything.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I give you an example, they'll unintentionally agree with us,
and then when you point it out, they'll be like, no,
I changed my mind.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Maha is a Trump thing now.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
RFK Junior and the Trump she's just saying, look, balance
You remember RFK Junior was eating McDonald's on Air Force
one and they asked him why and he's like, I
eat junk food once in a while.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
You just can't eat it all the time. Make that
your regular diet. Yeah, that's going back far on't you.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Well, yesterday there was a I would have never even
known something like this. But Selena Gomez, you're familiar with her.
I've seen her pictures. I don't know what she's an
actress or singer. I couldn't tell you a.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Singer and an actress.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
She does a TV show with Steve Martin and what's
the other guy's named Martin short? Oh yeah, called murder
something I've murder in the hotel or something.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I've ever seen it.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
I don't watch it in their commercials, so they act,
you know, I mean we said everybody every man thinks
and every man looks gay in those little, you know,
street interviews. But they are intentionally acting like they're a couple,
you know, like that's the joke. I don't know if
it's a joke er if they're just finally coming out
and they're comfortable with it in front of people. Now
by the way they're they're being anyway, that has nothing.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
To do with your story.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Well, Gwyneth Paltrow, you get goop my vagina sounds like
a candle or something.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Verb the other way around is doing an interview.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
I just saw a clip of it on social media
with a music producer who's married to Selena Gomez.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Okay, and this helps with your music career a bit.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
And he's explaining to.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Gwyneth Paltrow how his wife has the diet of a
five year old. What does she She wakes up in
the morning, she has nugget egg rolls and curly fries.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Yeah, chicken nuggets and nugget's a big thing for five
year olds. Chilly chocolate for dinner. There are no fruits,
there are no vegetables. She has French fries every day
and then.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
And Gwyneth Paltro's like, ah, no, look, you just described
what RFK Junior and Trump are trying to do for
America is get people to stop doing that.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
And they know it's a good idea to not do
that all the time until Trump or one of his
people tells you it's a good idea, and then you
have to disagree because you got teds.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
And this isn't about, you know, being on some Gwyneth
Paltrow weirdo diet. America doesn't need more celebrity wellness influencers
pushing twelve dollars juice. No, while secretly pounding fast food.
We just need to eat real food, eat a piece
of meat and have a side of vegetables, and do
that at least once a day. And then when you
go eat a brand muffin, or I guess I blew
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a chocolate muffin, it's not as bad.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
That's my favorite. Chocolate chip muffins are just the best.
And surprisingly, after you get over the look of it,
a green muffin is pretty good. They got them in
this little store on our floor here at the building. Sure,
and they're they're green, and you think, well that that's
been sitting on the shelf too long. Apparently it's for
them little nuts that they're they're green like the like
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in the same They put it in ice cream too.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
It's called pistassios. That's the one. Why are you laughing?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
It's just here and you say little nuts makes me laugh.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
I thought it was you thought it was about to
say something about you, didn't you.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
No, Wow, Oh that hurt. It's still funny to me.
Uh the park, Oh I was gonna tell you about. Uh,
you're not gonna believe this.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Since we were talking about people behaving badly and e
and restaurants and what because that story I told you
about the guy that punched the other guy in the bathroom.
The was in a restaurant and they went back to
his table. And I don't think anybody anyway, this is
gonna surprise you.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
You're not going to believe this.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Britney Spears was out in a restaurant Wednesday night in
Los Angeles and people are saying she was acting weird.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I mean, does that sound like Brittany? It does?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
It sounds exactly. It's so easy to believe. I'm sure
there are people who were saying that it was a
made up story. I thought she was in rehab, which
would mean this maybe it is a made up story.
But we don't believe anything we read anymore. Anyway, she
got was it two d uys or yeah, too recently.
So she supposedly shut up at a restaurant and started
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playing with knives and then immediately, oh, that was just
part of it. They said she was raising her voice
real lad, yelling. She was barking like a dog at
one point, and I don't know if that's because she
was in the Blue Dog Tavern, which the name of
the restaurant hilarious. And then she started walking through the restaurant.
I don't know if she was on the way to
the bathroom or what, holding a knife. And after they
finished dinner, they said the table looked like a toddler
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had been eaten. There just mess all over the place.
But her, her rep has come out now and said
she was simply telling a story about how her dog
barks at the neighbors. At no point did she put
anybody in danger with a knife. She wanted her hamburger
cut in half, and I guess it didn't come cut
in half, so she just used it. Why was she
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walking around the restaurant with it?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Then?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
If she was, why would they lie? Nobody gains anything
the restaurant temple story. What would be the point, right,
It's obvious why the rep would lie if it did happen,
But why would the other you know who came in
here and acted erradically was because it almost makes you
not want to.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Go to the restaurant.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Yeah, the other people in the restaurant, some of them
said they she was being a real nuisance and she
was quite the handful, which is now old people talk about.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yeah, of course she's not young either.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Okay, so the dui happened back in March, and then
apparently two weeks ago she reached a plea deal.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
She had to you know, she could have you know,
she was in court. I mean, that's a that's a crime,
even if you're Britney Spears, drive drunk, especially two three times.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Have you ever heard of this before?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
She reached a plea deal instead of getting a dui,
it allowed the charge to be reduced to a quote
wet reckless.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Go ahead, tell me what that means. Beat the hell
out of me.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
What are the Is there some weird legal loophole in
Hollywood where if you're a rich celebrity, instead of getting
a dui, you get a wet reckless.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
That's why we've never heard of it. It's never been
offered to us. That's for special people. She agreed listen
to this.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
She agreed to be on probation for twelve months and
only possessed drugs she has prescribed. The second part of
that's very confusing to me. Huh, only possessed drugs which
you've been Why would why would you have drugs you
haven't been prescribed. That sounds like it's already illegal. I
promise not to murder anyone. That's a condition of my probation.
I'm gonna be good. Yep, huh, I don the pedophile
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agreed to stop having sex with kids for twelve months?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
What? Well, thank you? No, that doesn't make any sense
to me.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
It's already not You're already not supposed to have drugs
that weren't prescribe you. And do you remember Billy ed you, me, Steve,
mister Row, mister Kenneth sitting in this room, well weird
back when the what was it the free Britney thing
was going on? And what did everyone in the room
say while we were reading these I was.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
The only one who said Brittany's not responsible enough to
be on her own. You were the only one, Bill, Yeah,
I know you. You've agreed with everybody else. She's old enough,
turn her loose. I think we were wrong. No, I
think we I remember us having the opposite reaction. Isn't
that how we met?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
You know? Who? Well? Who family? A family member?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
The reason, I guys, I get it, it was like
seven years ago. But when that happened, everybody in this
room said, what if the media is wrong and she
needs the conservativeadership.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
But if it was happening to you or me, we
would have said, Hey, I'm a fully grown adult, leave
me alone. If something bad happens, that's my business and
it's on me. Well, you know, you see what happened
to Brittany.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
I think the free Brittany movement, oddly enough, was a
strange moment when I realized I'm not as much of
a libertarian as I think I am. Uh oh, Because
when I remember when the people on the Internet who
were mad to find out that her father helps handle
her finances were saying, let her do it herself, My
first thought was, actually, I think this might be a
rare example of where the government should step in and
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be like, no, you shouldn't, you should let your dad
do it.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
I think people were worried that she might be irresponsible
with her fortune, and then what happened, and I think
she was wildly more irresponsible with her fortune than we
even expected.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
And her social media and that, and her drug and
alcohol consumption and.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Her love life and her public life. Does somebody take
her video camera away from her and her career like
dancing and ponies and getting my snoach pounded On Friday
nights Walton and Johnson Radio Network,
Combing out. Listen to Meal on the Eggs.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I was talking yesterday back in the green room at
our show last night at the Houston Improv about how
some stuff age as well.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
You sound like such a celebrity. No, no, no, you
were in packstage at the green room with the Improv.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
With other cool celebrities. Man, you must live the life.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I gotta tell you, if you saw what the room
looked like, you wouldn't say that it's a it's a
card table. Yes, it's four milk crates and a tiny
fridge filled with red bowl.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Well, at least you get that going.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
There's a TV with golf on that's pretty much golf golf.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
There is a golf tournament going on this weekend apparently,
so that's exciting.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
But we were talking about how some stuff doesn't age
well and some stuff does. Old Lenny Bruce comedy makes
no sense to me.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
George Carlin and Rodney Dangerfield get it still hilarious.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Old rock bait. You know, Super Tramp. Do you get that?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I have a like you're personal pet peeve about certain
things about politicians.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I don't. I just can't.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I can't listen to Super Tramp, it comes on the radio,
I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Did it used to sound different? I guess.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I don't know what happened. It's like Billy Ed with
the Beatles. He just something happened. He well, I know
what happened. We were all working together in Dallas at
the time when they force fed us Beatles Beatles Tuesday.
It was the anniversary of the Sergeant Pepper thing, and
the program director decided it would be a great idea
to play Beatles all weekend. It was an all Beatles
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weekend on our rock station. Sure, and I didn't listen
to it. I'm sure some people did, maybe even enjoyed it.
But when we got to work on Monday, we had
a little note telling us that we were going to
be playing Beatles music on Monday too. It was so
popular we were going to take it into the Monday
morning and we did, and it was awful. And its
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one of tho things where if you eat something so
so much that it makes you throw up, you'd never
want to eat that again.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I think that's where Billy Ed went with his Beatles thing.
I don't know what happened with me in Super Tramp,
but I just don't.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I can't. I can't hear it. Well, some of it
didn't age well, it was my point. But where we
aren't playing Beatles? Are you? I've heard somebody say something
about the Beatles. Don't do it, dud.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
We say all that just to say, isn't it great?
Hoou's Easy Top aged? Well, that's all I can listen
to Top all day. That's not all I'm saying. That's
all I'm saying, Guy Good of Easy Top weekend back
in Dallas. You'll heard what happened in Dallas back in
the day.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
They made you.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
We just told him they made you play the Beatles
on Monday we threw up. I don't think they knew
that it went well over the weekend. I think there
were nine callers who said it was good and everybody
else didn't like it.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
We got in a lot of trouble that day too.
Did you tell them about the trouble? No, we stopped
it right there. She didn't want to play the Beatles.
Oh you you remember John Walton? Huh. He was sometimes
considered to be.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
A attitude problem and hard to get along with. John
Walton was because he had standards and when people went
below his standards. He kind of pitched a fit started
bucking well. Monday, we started that day after the weekend,
we started playing the Beatles records during the show, and
(03:17):
so many people were calling. We decided to put a
few on the air and they would say and it
was all you know, live and I don't know even
know if we had a delay back in those days.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
It's is the eighties, a long time ago.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
And he one god called up and he goes, Hi,
when you're going to stop playing the Beatles? He said, well,
we're gonna play him today and then we'll be done.
He goes, hey, well, I guess I'll tune back in
tomorrow then and more listeners kind of it's snowball. And
next thing you know, we were just having fun with
the fact that nobody wanted this. Everybody called to hate it,
(03:51):
and then we got called into the office because we were,
you know, being those guys that didn't play We weren't
playing team ball.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I guess yesterday I had one of those moments where
someone was trying to explain to me what John Walton
would have thought about something. Oh yeah, that's that's the greatest.
And as a person that personally knew John.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
It was it was. It did not sound like what
he would have liked. Yeah, people don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
This thing in Clarksville, Tennessee, with the social media influencer
who runs around screaming the N word and then fighting people.
Someone on social media was trying to tell me how
John would have liked that.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
No, he wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
No whole way you wouldn't John would have. John did
not like being obnoxious in public. He was laid back,
he was stoic.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yep. I was like, what about that makes you think
John would have.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Liked doing stuff just for the attention, no purpose to
it other than that and trying to get you know,
what do you get likes or or thumbs ups or
whatever you get on TikTok?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I guess Yeah. John liked being provocative.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Sure, he certainly believed in the right to self defense
and free expression, but he didn't like being ugly in public.
He really didn't like that. John would go out to
restaurants and concerts and he would just chill. He was
the most laid back guy in the room. There's no
way he would have enjoyed that. No, that would have
pissed him off.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
If it had been funny he might have enjoyed it,
but it's not funny. It's just controversial and attention getting.
And that's the point I think the.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Problem with Chud the Builder, before we even get into
the legality issues.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
A stupid name.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Well, okay, granted it was a joke without a punchline,
like if this guy was We watch videos of people
being provocative and public and there's a guy we watched
sometimes during commercials while we're eating breakfast, and he calls
himself no cap on God. He's making fun of zoomer
talk and he walks around doing Remember he was at
the May Day protest recently, and he pretended to be
(05:45):
a right wing guy while he was talking to the leftist,
and then he pretended to be a leftist while he
was talking to the MAGA influencer. That was funny, Yeah,
to go from one thing to the other seconds later.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
The guys that go out on the street and do
interviews with people, whether it's about how much they don't
know about their own country or the government or whatever,
those are usually pretty fun street interviews. You showed me
one yesterday where the guy was asking people look at
a picture of this guy and tell me you think
he's gay or not?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Oh god, that was fun great.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Every person they went to, he would take a picture
the guy he was talking to, and a guy he
was talking to was like, oh no, I'm I'm not gay,
but that guy looks gay in the picture. So then
he takes a picture of that guy and he goes
to the next person. He says, what anything about this
guy who he had just talked to and said he
wasn't gay. He's like, oh, yeah, he looks gay, or
yeah I can see it, or he looks like he's
(06:37):
on the what do they call it when he's trying
to hide it close.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah, that which a little closeted. Was like over and
over and over.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Everybody that looked at a picture of all these people,
they're all like, yeah, he's gay. Is every They weren't
all gay, No, none of them claimed to be gay.
And some of them looked like like dopey soccer dads
and chubby guy. Yah, they didn't all they weren't all
like flamboyant looking.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Is every guy where that every other guy's gay?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
I guess if they don't look and dress exactly like them,
then they must be gay.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Maybe I'm just naive, but when I'm talking to other men,
I very rarely think they're flirting with me.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
I don't. Maybe they are, and I don't know. I
don't know. I know he wish. No, I don't I
would mess it with you. I guess I'm that No,
it wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
It's like, on one hand, I don't want a gay good
dudes to make me uncomfortable or you know, But then
on the other hand, if they didn't notice it all,
wouldn't you feel bad?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Well, you know, there's that. I guess they'll compliment me
in the bathroom while I'm peeing. Okay, I'm gonna have
to draw the line there. Speaking of gay Gavin knew
something one of my buddies got that happened to him
years ago. What happened He was into standing at the urinal,
and the guy at the urinal next to him was
kind of like looking over glancing at him, you know,
so he's like, I'll just get out of here, and
(07:49):
then he just the other guy just turned while he
was when he was finished peeing. Okay, he just turned
this way, and you know what happens when it's you know,
it's out and you turn and face the guy at
the Urdol next to you. He's given you a shot. Sure,
my buddy punched him right in the face and put
him in the wall.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Well, yeah, you gotta do that.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
I mean, you gotta do something. I don't know if
you don't, you keep that to yourself there, chief, I
don't know if assaulted someone in the bathroom. So he
was defending himself from assault. That was as Salt got.
I hope there wasn't and was with it, and then
he went back to his table.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
You know, I only have two funny stories my whole
life of stuff that happened at the urinal. One of
them involves Gilbert Godfried. Oh god, I've told you that story. Yeah,
he broke character. We were both doing a radio show
together years ago. He was he was doing this the
Voice all morning Gilbert and we like the Parrot, And
during commercial break we both go into the bathroom and
we're standing next to each other at the urinal and
(08:42):
he gets on his cell phone a bit.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
His throat was sore.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
And he's like he gets He's like, yeah, honey, I'm
in Chicago. Yeah it's going okay. No, the flights at
nine pm is like, what who are you?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Did it? Ruin your day, just you know, tore you
up seeing that.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
And the only other story I've got about something weird
happened at the Earl involves the little guy down the
hall over here.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Oh yeah, I'm I'm gonna say which one.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
No, but he does this weird thing in the bathroom
where he puts his arm up over because he doesn't
want you to look at him, so.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
He's guarding it like he's eating food in prison. You
gotta wrap his arms around it. Nobody takes my biscuits.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
And every time he does it, I always think, trust me, sir,
I'm not that's that's if you want to run rub
your arms against the walls in here. Oh that's the
third one. I saw that one live.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Years ago.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
There was a guy in our bathroom on this floor
of this building from the hip hop station.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah he nice guy.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
This was way before the whole lean what's the lean
thing called where the zombies are on the street frontnel Fentanyl,
the fentanyl lean. I don't think he was on fentanyl.
I think he'd just been up all night. Yeah, walked
in the bathroom. He's standing in front of the urinal
he's going and his head and face are up against
the He's just up against the wall right above the
(09:56):
urinal where splash and every time it flushes, you know,
that flies around the He's just got his whole face
planted against the wall like he's passed out.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
And to understand, if you don't really get why that's gross,
think about how dirty everything is in like the bathroom
at a public park. Now imagine in a radio station.
It's five times worse worse.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I'm ready for the weekend. It's gonna be a banging party.
There's a lot of drinking involved a party. Walton and
Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
There you go, t ere notice how people on the
left will unintentionally agree with us on things, and then.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
When about what they seem to argue with us about everything.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I give you an example, they'll unintentionally agree with us,
and then when you point it out, they'll be like, no,
I changed my mind.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Maha is a Trump thing now.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
RFK Junior and the Trump she's just saying, look, balance
You remember RFK Junior was eating McDonald's on Air Force
one and they asked him why and he's like, I
eat junk food once in a while.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
You just can't eat it all the time. Make that
your regular diet. Yeah, that's going back far on't you.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Well, yesterday there was a I would have never even
known something like this. But Selena Gomez, you're familiar with her.
I've seen her pictures. I don't know what she's an
actress or singer. I couldn't tell you a.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Singer and an actress.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
She does a TV show with Steve Martin and what's
the other guy's named Martin short? Oh yeah, called murder
something I've murder in the hotel or something.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I've ever seen it.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
I don't watch it in their commercials, so they act,
you know, I mean we said everybody every man thinks
and every man looks gay in those little, you know,
street interviews. But they are intentionally acting like they're a couple,
you know, like that's the joke. I don't know if
it's a joke er if they're just finally coming out
and they're comfortable with it in front of people. Now
by the way they're they're being anyway, that has nothing.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
To do with your story.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Well, Gwyneth Paltrow, you get goop my vagina sounds like
a candle or something.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Verb the other way around is doing an interview.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
I just saw a clip of it on social media
with a music producer who's married to Selena Gomez.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Okay, and this helps with your music career a bit.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
And he's explaining to.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Gwyneth Paltrow how his wife has the diet of a
five year old. What does she She wakes up in
the morning, she has nugget egg rolls and curly fries.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Yeah, chicken nuggets and nugget's a big thing for five
year olds. Chilly chocolate for dinner. There are no fruits,
there are no vegetables. She has French fries every day
and then.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
And Gwyneth Paltro's like, ah, no, look, you just described
what RFK Junior and Trump are trying to do for
America is get people to stop doing that.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
And they know it's a good idea to not do
that all the time until Trump or one of his
people tells you it's a good idea, and then you
have to disagree because you got teds.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
And this isn't about, you know, being on some Gwyneth
Paltrow weirdo diet. America doesn't need more celebrity wellness influencers
pushing twelve dollars juice. No, while secretly pounding fast food.
We just need to eat real food, eat a piece
of meat and have a side of vegetables, and do
that at least once a day. And then when you
go eat a brand muffin, or I guess I blew
(13:09):
a chocolate muffin, it's not as bad.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
That's my favorite. Chocolate chip muffins are just the best.
And surprisingly, after you get over the look of it,
a green muffin is pretty good. They got them in
this little store on our floor here at the building. Sure,
and they're they're green, and you think, well that that's
been sitting on the shelf too long. Apparently it's for
them little nuts that they're they're green like the like
(13:33):
in the same They put it in ice cream too.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
It's called pistassios. That's the one. Why are you laughing?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
It's just here and you say little nuts makes me laugh.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
I thought it was you thought it was about to
say something about you, didn't you.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
No, Wow, Oh that hurt. It's still funny to me.
Uh the park, Oh I was gonna tell you about. Uh,
you're not gonna believe this.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Since we were talking about people behaving badly and e
and restaurants and what because that story I told you
about the guy that punched the other guy in the bathroom.
The was in a restaurant and they went back to
his table. And I don't think anybody anyway, this is
gonna surprise you.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
You're not going to believe this.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Britney Spears was out in a restaurant Wednesday night in
Los Angeles and people are saying she was acting weird.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I mean, does that sound like Brittany? It does?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
It sounds exactly. It's so easy to believe. I'm sure
there are people who were saying that it was a
made up story. I thought she was in rehab, which
would mean this maybe it is a made up story.
But we don't believe anything we read anymore. Anyway, she
got was it two d uys or yeah, too recently.
So she supposedly shut up at a restaurant and started
(14:50):
playing with knives and then immediately, oh, that was just
part of it. They said she was raising her voice
real lad, yelling. She was barking like a dog at
one point, and I don't know if that's because she
was in the Blue Dog Tavern, which the name of
the restaurant hilarious. And then she started walking through the restaurant.
I don't know if she was on the way to
the bathroom or what, holding a knife. And after they
finished dinner, they said the table looked like a toddler
(15:12):
had been eaten. There just mess all over the place.
But her, her rep has come out now and said
she was simply telling a story about how her dog
barks at the neighbors. At no point did she put
anybody in danger with a knife. She wanted her hamburger
cut in half, and I guess it didn't come cut
in half, so she just used it. Why was she
(15:34):
walking around the restaurant with it?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Then?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
If she was, why would they lie? Nobody gains anything
the restaurant temple story. What would be the point, right,
It's obvious why the rep would lie if it did happen,
But why would the other you know who came in
here and acted erradically was because it almost makes you
not want to.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Go to the restaurant.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Yeah, the other people in the restaurant, some of them
said they she was being a real nuisance and she
was quite the handful, which is now old people talk about.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yeah, of course she's not young either.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Okay, so the dui happened back in March, and then
apparently two weeks ago she reached a plea deal.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
She had to you know, she could have you know,
she was in court. I mean, that's a that's a crime,
even if you're Britney Spears, drive drunk, especially two three times.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Have you ever heard of this before?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
She reached a plea deal instead of getting a dui,
it allowed the charge to be reduced to a quote
wet reckless.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Go ahead, tell me what that means. Beat the hell
out of me.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
What are the Is there some weird legal loophole in
Hollywood where if you're a rich celebrity, instead of getting
a dui, you get a wet reckless.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
That's why we've never heard of it. It's never been
offered to us. That's for special people. She agreed listen
to this.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
She agreed to be on probation for twelve months and
only possessed drugs she has prescribed. The second part of
that's very confusing to me. Huh, only possessed drugs which
you've been Why would why would you have drugs you
haven't been prescribed. That sounds like it's already illegal. I
promise not to murder anyone. That's a condition of my probation.
I'm gonna be good. Yep, huh, I don the pedophile
(17:05):
agreed to stop having sex with kids for twelve months?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
What? Well, thank you? No, that doesn't make any sense
to me.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
It's already not You're already not supposed to have drugs
that weren't prescribe you. And do you remember Billy ed you, me, Steve,
mister Row, mister Kenneth sitting in this room, well weird
back when the what was it the free Britney thing
was going on? And what did everyone in the room
say while we were reading these I was.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
The only one who said Brittany's not responsible enough to
be on her own. You were the only one, Bill, Yeah,
I know you. You've agreed with everybody else. She's old enough,
turn her loose. I think we were wrong. No, I
think we I remember us having the opposite reaction. Isn't
that how we met?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
You know? Who? Well? Who family? A family member?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
The reason, I guys, I get it, it was like
seven years ago. But when that happened, everybody in this
room said, what if the media is wrong and she
needs the conservativeadership.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
But if it was happening to you or me, we
would have said, Hey, I'm a fully grown adult, leave
me alone. If something bad happens, that's my business and
it's on me. Well, you know, you see what happened
to Brittany.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
I think the free Brittany movement, oddly enough, was a
strange moment when I realized I'm not as much of
a libertarian as I think I am. Uh oh, Because
when I remember when the people on the Internet who
were mad to find out that her father helps handle
her finances were saying, let her do it herself, My
first thought was, actually, I think this might be a
rare example of where the government should step in and
(18:36):
be like, no, you shouldn't, you should let your dad
do it.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
I think people were worried that she might be irresponsible
with her fortune, and then what happened, and I think
she was wildly more irresponsible with her fortune than we
even expected.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
And her social media and that, and her drug and
alcohol consumption and.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Her love life and her public life. Does somebody take
her video camera away from her and her career like
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