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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hold high places.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Are they never ending pasta pass owners because we have
new rules about that.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
No, I think there are honchos. It's the correct official term.
Men in high places are hanchos. And then there's also
one that's in charge of all of the other ones,
and that would be the the ahead.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
The head honcho. All right, I got to explain this
to the audience here. The Democrat Socialists of America were
doing a zoom meeting the other day and they said
they didn't want to have a president anymore. So one
of them suggested, instead of having a president, they should
just have a head honcho.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
That was a legitimate opportunity there for the Socialists of
America to present to you their cutting edge ideas. How
about no more capitalism, no more president, no more senate.
We got to get rid of all those because those
are just troublemakers. And we'll replace them with people who
will also be in charge. But we won't call them
(00:55):
senators or president. We'll just call them hanchos and the
head honcho. Yeah, that's brilliant. I'm renaming our leaders is
probably the only solution to get us out of this
fix we're in.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
And they also, in addition to rebranding because that always helps. Yeah,
they want to get rid of the Pentagon and the
Senate and.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
The Supreme Court.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Oh, in the Department of Defense, they just want offense only.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, that's the Pentagon, right, the Department of well, it's
the Department of War now, Billia.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
But I get your point.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
It's silly and ridiculous to not have a military or
the branches of government create a checks and balance system
that protects the little guy.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Well, there's good news about that, though.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
The further they take us into communism, the less likely
any other country is going to want to come over
here and take us over. So there is that, mister,
That is the silver lining. Yeah, I mean, why would
you want to come to America and take it over now?
Because America sucks.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Nobody ever tries to run away to a Marxist country.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Oh they don't. They always try to get out of it.
So I guess pretty soon it'd be us going down
to Mexico. But I'm sure that's next. The problem with that.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Is in Mexico they actually enforce their laws, so that's
unfortunately the immigration laws.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, we'll have to deal with that when we get there.
I'm sure it'll work out all right.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
So today everybody's upset about these new rules involving IDs,
and you can't just show someone else's ID and think
you're gonna get the same privileges them. Well, no, no,
it's look we this is America, and you're a person.
You're an individual. Every time you show that little card,
the name that's on that card, that's the only person
(02:31):
who gets to use that card.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
It's your like a big off supply. That's more.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I'm speaking of cars. About the never ending pasta pass
at the Olive Garden.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah, you start trying to, you know, use somebody else's
like a what if you had a ski pass?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Right?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
You go snow skiing, and so you've got a season pass,
but you don't feel like skiing that day, Hand it
to your buddy and he can ski for free.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
It's a good point, mister Kennedy, unless they catch you.
People are pretty upset about the never ending pasta pass today.
Apparently someone asked, are you able to order a pasta
for family using this pasta pass? Or is that exclusively
for the person with the card at the table. The
guy said on social media, I don't know about you,
but it'd feel really weird with just one person having
unlimited pasta while everyone else awkwardly watches.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Ostgarden responded uhuh to the question.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Okay, here's the official response from the OG.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
They said, no, the never ending pasta pass is only
for the pass holder whose name is printed on the
pasta pass.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
If that person eating on all of the pasta was
to even let you have a taste one forkful, they
are violating terms of the agreement exactly.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I mean, that's just how it is. Passes are personalized
and non transferable.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
You guys.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Pasta pass holders must prevent present a valid photo idea
along with the pass at the time of ordering. So
now people are starting to notice you need an idea
to get pasta, but not to vote. I'll put Olive
Garden in charge of the elections, obviously.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
It's the only solution to this very obvious problem that
we're having.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
The only way that you could let somebody else use
your card is if they looked so much like you
or your picture on your driver's license or whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
That you could fool the waiter.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Or if you're black and the waiter happened to be white,
what's he gonna do if I slip up that I
got Shaquille O'Neill's lifetime Pasta path card in my hand,
and I walk up there with a full head of
hair and not seven feet tall, But I slapped that
card down.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I say, that's me. I want my pasta.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
You think that that young Caucasian waiter is gonna get
my face and tell me that.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Ain't you?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Okay, Well a few quick answers, think so to your question.
First of all, I love the amount of soil glow
you've been using lately. Your hair looks amazing. Well, yeah,
thank you, but that's not a little punk. Second of all,
I understand that some white people can't tell the difference
between black people.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
If he tell me he can tell the difference between
me and Shack, I'm gonna have to call him out.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, I'm not one of those guys. Have ebeny eye,
you know, I can. I have that, sure. If I'm
like Gadar, but with a different thing. It's exactly like that.
If a black guy were to come into my business
and ask a question and leave, and then several hours
later I'll know which Yeah, sure that he's not just
all you black people don't look the same to me.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
This is very upsetting.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
My only point in bringing all this up, guys, is
I want my elections to be as secure as the
never ending pasta pass deal at all of gardener, you'll
keep dreaming the sparky. You need an ID for never
ending pasta pass? Why can't we have that for voting?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
That's what If the Chinese start interfering with our pasta
passes right now, that is going to lead to some
real trouble.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Now, they might respond and say, hang on a second, guys,
we invented the noodle. Italy stole that from.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Us, you know, and they would have a valid point there. Okay,
but fine, did Italy not make it better? Well, you know,
better is a matter of opinion. Okay, Hang on a
second here, mister O. You are a connoisseur of good
food and fine dining. You're on an average day. I
don't mean you're specifically in the mood for some thing,
just an average day. You're walking down the street and
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you notice, you know, the the Panda Express is next
to the olive garden. Where are you gonna go eat lunch?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yam? Do I have aposta pass?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
In this case, you'll have to pass.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
And both of them are charging about the same amount
of money for an entree. You have just enough time
to eat it on and we're not talking about bread sticks.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
There's not gonna be enough time for dessert.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
I'm not gonna have no no, no, no, no, no,
no littus run no salad up in here. That would
be crazy. No, we're not true, nothing Caesar salad, none
of that. No, you have just enough time for a
quick lunch entre. The prices are not factored in here.
Where are you eating? Or the Asian girl's cute over
the Panda Express. It's Hispanic girls at both restaurants.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
You know that right. I'm just gonna go get my pasta,
got it?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
See see what I mean? I'm just gonna go egg roll? God,
why are you the way you are?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I don't know why we even let him in here
some mornings? What you what is your problem?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
The reason I use a shack in the example that
I brought full for you a Obviously he's very recognizable,
and if you thought I didn't look like him, you
wouldn't say anoh, b shaq got him a new boat.
I don't know if you've seen him he's been out
cruising on Lake Ray Hubbard and a nineteen six Chevy Impala.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
They're putting black people on boats. He put himself on
this one. Oh okay, Well, as long as he's there
of his own free, well he is.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Shaquille O'Neil is the proud owner of the world's first
and I think only nineteen sixty four Chevy Impala Lowrider boat.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
It was custom built for him.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
It's the first of his kind, created by a company
called Effortless Motors. And they said the low Rider icon
has gone from the streets to the water with this
build and it's turning heads. And they got video of
Shock out there, you know, cruising around with some of
his people, you know, and he's in the low Rider
but it's just right across the water.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah. One woman saw the boat and she said, all
I'm saying is if you have a boat this summer. Wow,
it's interesting thing to say. I quite understand it.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
But okay, I have a question, Kenny, for you, for everybody,
but Kenny, especially me, because I know you know you
stream a lot of your television viewing. Sure, do you
have a Peacock membership? Do you stream Peacock.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I'm I'm reluctant to tell you the answer because I
don't want to endorse a big corporation that hates me.
But yes, I do have access to the Peacock streaming sir.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
The reason I ask is because the season, well, the
show premiere of a brand new show on Peacock is
called Obsession.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
It's about a guy.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Who's got a girlfriend, you know, he's got a crush
and he wishes that she would love him more than
anybody else in the world.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
And then she does.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
She develops an obsession and this turns into a horror movie.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Huh, wouldn't that be interesting? I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I mean that's just something to look at. Instead of Odysseus.
I'm more into rom comms, Layly, Oh You're so lucky, Leily.
I've been watching Roman Empire on Netflix. Now, m doesn't
mean Roman, I mean Romantic.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
No. I for me, it means Roman Roman Empire. I
think you misspoke with the Brahm con situation there, because
Ram isn't short for romantic.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
No no, no, I mean is it for Rome. I've
been doing it in reverse order. I wrapped up Colegula.
Now I'm on to Julius Caesar and it's great. It's
just don't eat his salad this weekend.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
No, no, no, no. All I'm saying is if you
have a boat this summer, I have a throat? Hi,
can I rind a boat for the entire summer? And Johnson?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
All right, the alleged killer of Charlie Kirk's dad is
back at the thriving family masonry business. While you somebody
killed Charlie Kirk's dad. Now his dad is back at work.
He's got a job at uh, you said, the alleged
killer of Charlie Kirk's dad.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
All right, the father of the guy accused of killing
Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Is that okay? That that does help? Yeah, because I
was worried about Charlie's daddy.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
No, he's okay. Oh good, I mean I think he's okay.
We don't know, but it sounds like he probably would be.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Tyler Robinson's father was back running his thriving local business
this week, days after he showed up in court to
support his son as troves of damning evidence about Charlie
Kirk's murder were publicly revealed for the first time.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Troves that's a plethora as well. Yeah, you need to
dang righty.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Matthew Robinson has been at his son's side since the beginning,
even turning him over to cops after he allegedly confessed
to killing the Turning Point USA founder last September.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
All right, but down, daddy's back at work. His boy's
still in the court getting the trial thing going. Oh
what a baddy do for a living? He runs tire store, masonry,
mason So he built brick, got the warehouse. Yeah, he
worked with brick and stone. I guess that's a mason. Well,
here's why this is in the news. It's different from
being a mason, Masonic lodge kind of mason's. It's similar
(11:07):
but not the same. It's the same but different. No,
that's not confusing at all. Well, it's okay, none of
that's the point. The point that is pointless. The point
of all this is Tyler Robinson's dad has money. He's
got money.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
So why are Utah taxpayers footing the bill for ten
million dollars on his legal defense?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Because we all bunch of suckers they Utah and everywhere else,
we all do that stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
He's got a six hundred thousand dollars house. He has
a very successful business. This guy is apparently back to
his normal routine. He drives a nice truck, owns a
big old warehouse. Have you priced nice trucks lately?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Man? I know they are, they are up there.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
It just doesn't seem like the taxpayers should have to
pay to defend the guy when his family can clearly
afford it. The guy owns a stone and marble supplier company.
He runs on word of mouth marketing tight relationships with
oil clients for a long time.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
That marble stuff that's expensive, and you paid dearly for
somebody who knows how to work with it.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I guess the short answer to this would be, yeah, Well,
Tyler's a fully grown man. His dad's a fully grown man.
His dad shouldn't have to pay his legal defense. I
get it. But at the same time, you know, why
did the taxpayers have to pay it? Guy's been in
court with his son.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
You say he was there to support him after he
turned him in, but you know, I do him a boy.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
The company's been in the family for decades and Matthew's
brother and co founder previously sued him, claiming Tyler's dad
embezzled one hundred thousand dollars over the course of two years,
according to a lawsuit from about a decade ago.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
So it looked like maybe he should have just kept
quiet about all that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
The brother, this would be Tyler's uncle, Clint Robinson, accused
Matthew the dad of trading work for personal favors, hiding
financial records, and once said they would go to jail
if authorities were to see their books. But at least
he didn't murder the most famous college conservative activist in America.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I got that going for it. So there's that.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Sure, Yeah, that's pretty pretty good, right. I don't know
why these people think we have to pay for everything, right,
because everything's free. Remember that's that's the tipping point of communism,
that's the real selling point. And everything's free of anything
is free, but it's not free. But who's paid for
(13:27):
As long as I'm not paying for it, it's free.
I don't care who has to pay for it, as
long as it's not me. A little more news from
the judicial system. A judge who freed a Cuban plane
hijacker recently just suddenly died days after the controversial ruling.
A Cuban judge as an American judge freed a Cuban
plane hijacker.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Huh. The guy's name is Judge John E. Steele.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
With a name like that, you can either be a
judge or a gay male porn star exactly. He was
appointed by Clinton and he just died days after freeing
a Cuban plane hijacker.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Florida federal judge released Mikhail.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Guerrera Morales from ice custody after he hijacked a plane.
This one back to decades, served twenty years in jail,
was awaiting deportation. Ruling cited no significant likelihood or removal
and anti torture conventions. Days later, boom, sudden death. One
liner ready freed the hijacker, then took the ultimate early retirement.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Think that something. So he did what they wanted and
they killed him anyway.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
I know it's rude. Don't know that that's true. Well,
we don't know. If we don't know what we don't know,
but the timing is interesting.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Died suddenly after the backlash heated up, just saying I
don't know what happened either, just seems.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
A little odd.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
He was gonna die at some point and it just
happened to be then they could not just completely random.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
On the news.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Right now they're reporting on the Texas flooding. So they
sent a guy to the river walk in San Antonio
where the water levels are exactly.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
That's that's not where the flooding is. But he was
standing in the river anyway, and behind them is one
of those little tourist boats and it's just floating run
along under the bridge that the pedestrians walk over to
look at the river, and no high water there.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
You gotta be pretty stupid to see that on the
news and think, wow, look at all that water. Guys,
it's like that every day of the year. That's a tourist.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
They're just praying that the majority of people watching won't
notice that.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
You have you ever been to Riverwalk at San Antonio.
It's awesome. You can walk around with Margarita's. They got
piano bars, there's a hard rock cafe. It is fun.
There's all these hotels at any price point, expensive, cheap,
somewhere in the middle whatever you want.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
One thing that's always there is that water.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
It's kind of a controlled river, you know, it's it's
man made, man controlled. It's not even that deep. Well, no,
what's that little boat called that they're all in. What
are those that's a little tourist boat.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
I thought it had a name. I forget what they're called.
What do they call them in Italy?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Gondola? Is that what it is? Or in Las Vegas? Yeah?
Either way? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
By the way, today is World Emoji Day, and that
means every year, at this time, a new batch of
emojis gets released and oh, we are so lucky.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Now they've got a new thumb signs. Huh. I don't
know what that means.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
A new kind of thumbs up. Finally, that's just what
my thumb needed.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
It doesn't say thumbs up, it just has thumb signs,
so you could do thumbs up, some thumbs down, I
don't know. Sideways you could do thumb maybe in a peach,
I don't know. There's also the cracked swiley face, a pickle,
and a meteor. I mean, if you're gay for space,
maybe you want a meteor amoji to attach to these things.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Not really an emoji guy, but I'm kind of surprised
they didn't already have a pickle.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Didn't that seem like something It seems like they would
have had the pickle pickle seems.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Like some they'd have already. But I guess do they
have a cucumber? What's the thing that gays like the
egg plant? You guys like the eggplant?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Right? What are you talking about? I have no idea
where you're going with that. I see a gay on Twitter?
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Gay?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
What you know? A gay? One of you guys they're always.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Saying like, oh, look at Shia Labouf, and then you'll
see an egg plant, and then and then the water
emoji like a squirt.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
I'm about it.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
I know what it's about, and it's not good billy
Yet you don't want to know. I won't tell you.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
And Sunday is National ice Cream Day? Is it a
Sunday ice cream?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Why? It's gonna be a big day for President Biden.
That's true. It's gonna be busy.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
All day, of course, I think every day of the
week is you know, ice cream. He'll be really busy
not writing a book.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yeah, true enough.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
There's this video that he posted on social media to
promote the book that he didn't write. Yeah, and that
it's real dramatic.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
President January twentieth.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
It's the presidency. I've had a lot of people ask
me Joe what have you been doing, Joe.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Nobody's asking him that we know the same thing he
was doing with as president. I'm spend a lot of
time with my family. Nothing.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
I'm dealing with a cancer diagnosis and I've been getting
trigued and it's been going really well.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Is he working on that stomach?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
All those over their prayers and support and well wishes
that the world should be into Jill. I've written a
book about my time as president. It's called Promised Me America.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
That's available for careder now. Joe's book, Yeah, he did
so much.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
They'd have been better off getting Dana Carvey to do
that promo for him. No, boy, Dana Carvey, that would
have probably sold it better. Dana Carvey's impersonation of Biden
is about as good as it gets. There are other
impersonations of Biden, but none of them are Dana Carvey good.
You know what I mean, dude. It's a long applause
(18:55):
here it is. People were excited. Dana Carvey.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Shut up. That's right. A lot of people forget I'm president.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Call me.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Guess what. Guess. By the way, I think I did
a pretty good job. I passed more bills day president history.
But folks who still got work to do, No Joe, Yeah, no, lie,
not a lie man. Good times. Don't you miss him? Yeah?
(19:26):
Me too. Rest in peace, Joe Biden. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Yeah, they're gonna do an open casket funeral like they
did for that Mexican George Floyd.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Guy.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Oh, you gotta do it, yeah, only instead of driving
the funeral around you, you got to go to the funeral.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Man.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
I'm being passed a note here from one of our producers.
So Joe Biden is still alive. Wow, are you serious? Well,
I'll be a monkey's uncle. Oh no, that's right. His
uncle got eaten on that island by the cannibals.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
And now, I guess you heard about Kim Kardashian's grammy
she died or oh you didn't. She's with Mitch McConnell.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Now, if Chuck Norris was president, he'd protect the Secret Service.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
This is the Walton and Johnson Show.
Hold high places.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Are they never ending pasta pass owners because we have
new rules about that.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
No, I think there are honchos. It's the correct official term.
Men in high places are hanchos. And then there's also
one that's in charge of all of the other ones,
and that would be the the ahead.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
The head honcho. All right, I got to explain this
to the audience here. The Democrat Socialists of America were
doing a zoom meeting the other day and they said
they didn't want to have a president anymore. So one
of them suggested, instead of having a president, they should
just have a head honcho.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
That was a legitimate opportunity there for the Socialists of
America to present to you their cutting edge ideas. How
about no more capitalism, no more president, no more senate.
We got to get rid of all those because those
are just troublemakers. And we'll replace them with people who
will also be in charge. But we won't call them
(00:55):
senators or president. We'll just call them hanchos and the
head honcho. Yeah, that's brilliant. I'm renaming our leaders is
probably the only solution to get us out of this
fix we're in.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
And they also, in addition to rebranding because that always helps. Yeah,
they want to get rid of the Pentagon and the
Senate and.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
The Supreme Court.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Oh, in the Department of Defense, they just want offense only.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, that's the Pentagon, right, the Department of well, it's
the Department of War now, Billia.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
But I get your point.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
It's silly and ridiculous to not have a military or
the branches of government create a checks and balance system
that protects the little guy.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Well, there's good news about that, though.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
The further they take us into communism, the less likely
any other country is going to want to come over
here and take us over. So there is that, mister,
That is the silver lining. Yeah, I mean, why would
you want to come to America and take it over now?
Because America sucks.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Nobody ever tries to run away to a Marxist country.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Oh they don't. They always try to get out of it.
So I guess pretty soon it'd be us going down
to Mexico. But I'm sure that's next. The problem with that.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Is in Mexico they actually enforce their laws, so that's
unfortunately the immigration laws.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, we'll have to deal with that when we get there.
I'm sure it'll work out all right.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
So today everybody's upset about these new rules involving IDs,
and you can't just show someone else's ID and think
you're gonna get the same privileges them. Well, no, no,
it's look we this is America, and you're a person.
You're an individual. Every time you show that little card,
the name that's on that card, that's the only person
(02:31):
who gets to use that card.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
It's your like a big off supply. That's more.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I'm speaking of cars. About the never ending pasta pass
at the Olive Garden.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah, you start trying to, you know, use somebody else's
like a what if you had a ski pass?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Right?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
You go snow skiing, and so you've got a season pass,
but you don't feel like skiing that day, Hand it
to your buddy and he can ski for free.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
It's a good point, mister Kennedy, unless they catch you.
People are pretty upset about the never ending pasta pass today.
Apparently someone asked, are you able to order a pasta
for family using this pasta pass? Or is that exclusively
for the person with the card at the table. The
guy said on social media, I don't know about you,
but it'd feel really weird with just one person having
unlimited pasta while everyone else awkwardly watches.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Ostgarden responded uhuh to the question.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Okay, here's the official response from the OG.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
They said, no, the never ending pasta pass is only
for the pass holder whose name is printed on the
pasta pass.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
If that person eating on all of the pasta was
to even let you have a taste one forkful, they
are violating terms of the agreement exactly.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I mean, that's just how it is. Passes are personalized
and non transferable.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
You guys.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Pasta pass holders must prevent present a valid photo idea
along with the pass at the time of ordering. So
now people are starting to notice you need an idea
to get pasta, but not to vote. I'll put Olive
Garden in charge of the elections, obviously.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
It's the only solution to this very obvious problem that
we're having.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
The only way that you could let somebody else use
your card is if they looked so much like you
or your picture on your driver's license or whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
That you could fool the waiter.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Or if you're black and the waiter happened to be white,
what's he gonna do if I slip up that I
got Shaquille O'Neill's lifetime Pasta path card in my hand,
and I walk up there with a full head of
hair and not seven feet tall, But I slapped that
card down.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I say, that's me. I want my pasta.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
You think that that young Caucasian waiter is gonna get
my face and tell me that.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Ain't you?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Okay, Well a few quick answers, think so to your question.
First of all, I love the amount of soil glow
you've been using lately. Your hair looks amazing. Well, yeah,
thank you, but that's not a little punk. Second of all,
I understand that some white people can't tell the difference
between black people.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
If he tell me he can tell the difference between
me and Shack, I'm gonna have to call him out.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, I'm not one of those guys. Have ebeny eye,
you know, I can. I have that, sure. If I'm
like Gadar, but with a different thing. It's exactly like that.
If a black guy were to come into my business
and ask a question and leave, and then several hours
later I'll know which Yeah, sure that he's not just
all you black people don't look the same to me.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
This is very upsetting.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
My only point in bringing all this up, guys, is
I want my elections to be as secure as the
never ending pasta pass deal at all of gardener, you'll
keep dreaming the sparky. You need an ID for never
ending pasta pass? Why can't we have that for voting?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
That's what If the Chinese start interfering with our pasta
passes right now, that is going to lead to some
real trouble.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Now, they might respond and say, hang on a second, guys,
we invented the noodle. Italy stole that from.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Us, you know, and they would have a valid point there. Okay,
but fine, did Italy not make it better? Well, you know,
better is a matter of opinion. Okay, Hang on a
second here, mister O. You are a connoisseur of good
food and fine dining. You're on an average day. I
don't mean you're specifically in the mood for some thing,
just an average day. You're walking down the street and
(06:03):
you notice, you know, the the Panda Express is next
to the olive garden. Where are you gonna go eat lunch?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yam? Do I have aposta pass?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
In this case, you'll have to pass.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
And both of them are charging about the same amount
of money for an entree. You have just enough time
to eat it on and we're not talking about bread sticks.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
There's not gonna be enough time for dessert.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
I'm not gonna have no no, no, no, no, no,
no littus run no salad up in here. That would
be crazy. No, we're not true, nothing Caesar salad, none
of that. No, you have just enough time for a
quick lunch entre. The prices are not factored in here.
Where are you eating? Or the Asian girl's cute over
the Panda Express. It's Hispanic girls at both restaurants.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
You know that right. I'm just gonna go get my pasta,
got it?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
See see what I mean? I'm just gonna go egg roll? God,
why are you the way you are?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I don't know why we even let him in here
some mornings? What you what is your problem?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
The reason I use a shack in the example that
I brought full for you a Obviously he's very recognizable,
and if you thought I didn't look like him, you
wouldn't say anoh, b shaq got him a new boat.
I don't know if you've seen him he's been out
cruising on Lake Ray Hubbard and a nineteen six Chevy Impala.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
They're putting black people on boats. He put himself on
this one. Oh okay, Well, as long as he's there
of his own free, well he is.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Shaquille O'Neil is the proud owner of the world's first
and I think only nineteen sixty four Chevy Impala Lowrider boat.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
It was custom built for him.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
It's the first of his kind, created by a company
called Effortless Motors. And they said the low Rider icon
has gone from the streets to the water with this
build and it's turning heads. And they got video of
Shock out there, you know, cruising around with some of
his people, you know, and he's in the low Rider
but it's just right across the water.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah. One woman saw the boat and she said, all
I'm saying is if you have a boat this summer. Wow,
it's interesting thing to say. I quite understand it.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
But okay, I have a question, Kenny, for you, for everybody,
but Kenny, especially me, because I know you know you
stream a lot of your television viewing. Sure, do you
have a Peacock membership? Do you stream Peacock.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I'm I'm reluctant to tell you the answer because I
don't want to endorse a big corporation that hates me.
But yes, I do have access to the Peacock streaming sir.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
The reason I ask is because the season, well, the
show premiere of a brand new show on Peacock is
called Obsession.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
It's about a guy.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Who's got a girlfriend, you know, he's got a crush
and he wishes that she would love him more than
anybody else in the world.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
And then she does.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
She develops an obsession and this turns into a horror movie.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Huh, wouldn't that be interesting? I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I mean that's just something to look at. Instead of Odysseus.
I'm more into rom comms, Layly, Oh You're so lucky, Leily.
I've been watching Roman Empire on Netflix. Now, m doesn't
mean Roman, I mean Romantic.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
No. I for me, it means Roman Roman Empire. I
think you misspoke with the Brahm con situation there, because
Ram isn't short for romantic.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
No no, no, I mean is it for Rome. I've
been doing it in reverse order. I wrapped up Colegula.
Now I'm on to Julius Caesar and it's great. It's
just don't eat his salad this weekend.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
No, no, no, no. All I'm saying is if you
have a boat this summer, I have a throat? Hi,
can I rind a boat for the entire summer? And Johnson?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
All right, the alleged killer of Charlie Kirk's dad is
back at the thriving family masonry business. While you somebody
killed Charlie Kirk's dad. Now his dad is back at work.
He's got a job at uh, you said, the alleged
killer of Charlie Kirk's dad.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
All right, the father of the guy accused of killing
Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Is that okay? That that does help? Yeah, because I
was worried about Charlie's daddy.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
No, he's okay. Oh good, I mean I think he's okay.
We don't know, but it sounds like he probably would be.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Tyler Robinson's father was back running his thriving local business
this week, days after he showed up in court to
support his son as troves of damning evidence about Charlie
Kirk's murder were publicly revealed for the first time.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Troves that's a plethora as well. Yeah, you need to
dang righty.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Matthew Robinson has been at his son's side since the beginning,
even turning him over to cops after he allegedly confessed
to killing the Turning Point USA founder last September.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
All right, but down, daddy's back at work. His boy's
still in the court getting the trial thing going. Oh
what a baddy do for a living? He runs tire store, masonry,
mason So he built brick, got the warehouse. Yeah, he
worked with brick and stone. I guess that's a mason. Well,
here's why this is in the news. It's different from
being a mason, Masonic lodge kind of mason's. It's similar
(11:07):
but not the same. It's the same but different. No,
that's not confusing at all. Well, it's okay, none of
that's the point. The point that is pointless. The point
of all this is Tyler Robinson's dad has money. He's
got money.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
So why are Utah taxpayers footing the bill for ten
million dollars on his legal defense?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Because we all bunch of suckers they Utah and everywhere else,
we all do that stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
He's got a six hundred thousand dollars house. He has
a very successful business. This guy is apparently back to
his normal routine. He drives a nice truck, owns a
big old warehouse. Have you priced nice trucks lately?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Man? I know they are, they are up there.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
It just doesn't seem like the taxpayers should have to
pay to defend the guy when his family can clearly
afford it. The guy owns a stone and marble supplier company.
He runs on word of mouth marketing tight relationships with
oil clients for a long time.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
That marble stuff that's expensive, and you paid dearly for
somebody who knows how to work with it.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I guess the short answer to this would be, yeah, Well,
Tyler's a fully grown man. His dad's a fully grown man.
His dad shouldn't have to pay his legal defense. I
get it. But at the same time, you know, why
did the taxpayers have to pay it? Guy's been in
court with his son.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
You say he was there to support him after he
turned him in, but you know, I do him a boy.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
The company's been in the family for decades and Matthew's
brother and co founder previously sued him, claiming Tyler's dad
embezzled one hundred thousand dollars over the course of two years,
according to a lawsuit from about a decade ago.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
So it looked like maybe he should have just kept
quiet about all that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
The brother, this would be Tyler's uncle, Clint Robinson, accused
Matthew the dad of trading work for personal favors, hiding
financial records, and once said they would go to jail
if authorities were to see their books. But at least
he didn't murder the most famous college conservative activist in America.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I got that going for it. So there's that.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Sure, Yeah, that's pretty pretty good, right. I don't know
why these people think we have to pay for everything, right,
because everything's free. Remember that's that's the tipping point of communism,
that's the real selling point. And everything's free of anything
is free, but it's not free. But who's paid for
(13:27):
As long as I'm not paying for it, it's free.
I don't care who has to pay for it, as
long as it's not me. A little more news from
the judicial system. A judge who freed a Cuban plane
hijacker recently just suddenly died days after the controversial ruling.
A Cuban judge as an American judge freed a Cuban
plane hijacker.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Huh. The guy's name is Judge John E. Steele.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
With a name like that, you can either be a
judge or a gay male porn star exactly. He was
appointed by Clinton and he just died days after freeing
a Cuban plane hijacker.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Florida federal judge released Mikhail.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Guerrera Morales from ice custody after he hijacked a plane.
This one back to decades, served twenty years in jail,
was awaiting deportation. Ruling cited no significant likelihood or removal
and anti torture conventions. Days later, boom, sudden death. One
liner ready freed the hijacker, then took the ultimate early retirement.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Think that something. So he did what they wanted and
they killed him anyway.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
I know it's rude. Don't know that that's true. Well,
we don't know. If we don't know what we don't know,
but the timing is interesting.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Died suddenly after the backlash heated up, just saying I
don't know what happened either, just seems.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
A little odd.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
He was gonna die at some point and it just
happened to be then they could not just completely random.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
On the news.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Right now they're reporting on the Texas flooding. So they
sent a guy to the river walk in San Antonio
where the water levels are exactly.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
That's that's not where the flooding is. But he was
standing in the river anyway, and behind them is one
of those little tourist boats and it's just floating run
along under the bridge that the pedestrians walk over to
look at the river, and no high water there.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
You gotta be pretty stupid to see that on the
news and think, wow, look at all that water. Guys,
it's like that every day of the year. That's a tourist.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
They're just praying that the majority of people watching won't
notice that.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
You have you ever been to Riverwalk at San Antonio.
It's awesome. You can walk around with Margarita's. They got
piano bars, there's a hard rock cafe. It is fun.
There's all these hotels at any price point, expensive, cheap,
somewhere in the middle whatever you want.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
One thing that's always there is that water.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
It's kind of a controlled river, you know, it's it's
man made, man controlled. It's not even that deep. Well, no,
what's that little boat called that they're all in. What
are those that's a little tourist boat.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
I thought it had a name. I forget what they're called.
What do they call them in Italy?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Gondola? Is that what it is? Or in Las Vegas? Yeah?
Either way? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
By the way, today is World Emoji Day, and that
means every year, at this time, a new batch of
emojis gets released and oh, we are so lucky.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Now they've got a new thumb signs. Huh. I don't
know what that means.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
A new kind of thumbs up. Finally, that's just what
my thumb needed.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
It doesn't say thumbs up, it just has thumb signs,
so you could do thumbs up, some thumbs down, I
don't know. Sideways you could do thumb maybe in a peach,
I don't know. There's also the cracked swiley face, a pickle,
and a meteor. I mean, if you're gay for space,
maybe you want a meteor amoji to attach to these things.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Not really an emoji guy, but I'm kind of surprised
they didn't already have a pickle.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Didn't that seem like something It seems like they would
have had the pickle pickle seems.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Like some they'd have already. But I guess do they
have a cucumber? What's the thing that gays like the
egg plant? You guys like the eggplant?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Right? What are you talking about? I have no idea
where you're going with that. I see a gay on Twitter?
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Gay?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
What you know? A gay? One of you guys they're always.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Saying like, oh, look at Shia Labouf, and then you'll
see an egg plant, and then and then the water
emoji like a squirt.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
I'm about it.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
I know what it's about, and it's not good billy
Yet you don't want to know. I won't tell you.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
And Sunday is National ice Cream Day? Is it a
Sunday ice cream?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Why? It's gonna be a big day for President Biden.
That's true. It's gonna be busy.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
All day, of course, I think every day of the
week is you know, ice cream. He'll be really busy
not writing a book.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yeah, true enough.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
There's this video that he posted on social media to
promote the book that he didn't write. Yeah, and that
it's real dramatic.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
President January twentieth.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
It's the presidency. I've had a lot of people ask
me Joe what have you been doing, Joe.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Nobody's asking him that we know the same thing he
was doing with as president. I'm spend a lot of
time with my family. Nothing.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
I'm dealing with a cancer diagnosis and I've been getting
trigued and it's been going really well.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Is he working on that stomach?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
All those over their prayers and support and well wishes
that the world should be into Jill. I've written a
book about my time as president. It's called Promised Me America.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
That's available for careder now. Joe's book, Yeah, he did
so much.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
They'd have been better off getting Dana Carvey to do
that promo for him. No, boy, Dana Carvey, that would
have probably sold it better. Dana Carvey's impersonation of Biden
is about as good as it gets. There are other
impersonations of Biden, but none of them are Dana Carvey good.
You know what I mean, dude. It's a long applause
(18:55):
here it is. People were excited. Dana Carvey.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Shut up. That's right. A lot of people forget I'm president.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Call me.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Guess what. Guess. By the way, I think I did
a pretty good job. I passed more bills day president history.
But folks who still got work to do, No Joe, Yeah, no, lie,
not a lie man. Good times. Don't you miss him? Yeah?
(19:26):
Me too. Rest in peace, Joe Biden. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Yeah, they're gonna do an open casket funeral like they
did for that Mexican George Floyd.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Guy.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Oh, you gotta do it, yeah, only instead of driving
the funeral around you, you got to go to the funeral.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Man.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
I'm being passed a note here from one of our producers.
So Joe Biden is still alive. Wow, are you serious? Well,
I'll be a monkey's uncle. Oh no, that's right. His
uncle got eaten on that island by the cannibals.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
And now, I guess you heard about Kim Kardashian's grammy
she died or oh you didn't. She's with Mitch McConnell.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Now, if Chuck Norris was president, he'd protect the Secret Service.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
This is the Walton and Johnson Show.
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