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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, you didn't know. We were all fuck you didn't
turn my microphone on. Let yeah, you have the ability
to control your mic It turned it on, and I
was ready for it to be on. Yet you you
it was your fault. You ready for celebrity birthdays? No, yes,
he was asking me, Yes, I am ready for celebrity birthday.
You're gonna want to stick around for this because there's
(00:21):
at least one in here. I know you love. Make
it happen. Anna Lynn McCord is thirty nine now. She
was Naomi and nine oh two one oh. Of course
you remember her, and you probably seen her naked. You
know how these young kids are today. Carrie Lloyd, the
soccer playing Olympian from the twenty fifteen World Cup. She's
(00:43):
forty four now. Corey Feldman, the legend. Yeah, he's fifty five.
Is he the one who died or the one who
still lives still with us? Nobody can tell. No one knows.
Will Ferrell is fifty nine today and his new golf
comedy called Hawk is out on Netflix today on his birthday.
(01:03):
I saw that on there and I was going to
watch it, but then I remember that he hates me.
Oh and Trump and I it is Phoebe Kate's birthday. Yeah,
rid by KINI huh, I guess. Yeah. She was in
Fast Times at Ridgemont High and Grimlins and then after
that she married Kevin Klein and he's keeping her to himself. Now.
(01:25):
She's sixty three today. I guess you could see what
I wonder if she looks anything like the girl that
climbed out of that swimming pool way back when that
was like forty five years ago. She looks like her,
except forty five years older. Oh really? Yeah. Michael Flatley,
of course, Lord of the Dance, whose legs seem to
flail about as though they're not attached to the rest
of his body. He's sixty eight. Stuart Copeland of the
(01:48):
Police is seventy four today. Reuben Blades is seventy eight.
Jimmy Johnson, the former coach of the Cowboys, eighty three.
He's still looking pretty healthy, cool, and no longer with us.
The popcorn guy, Orable reden Baker born on this state,
as was Ginger Rogers. Didn't that guy also discover how
(02:10):
to fly a plane? That's really cool that he did that. That
is pretty cool. You'd think one big discovery'd be enough. Yeah, okay,
never mind, it's National AI Day. I don't know if
you're familiar with that yet or not, but apparently that's
the newest thing. It stands for artificial intelligence. So since
we're not using our regular normal intelligence now, we had
(02:32):
to come up with some Yeah, they say it's AI
Appreciation Day.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Happy Artificial Intelligence Appreciation Day. Oh, don't worry, your secret
is safe with me. I love being your little workplace sidekick.
Just you and me and this confidential Excel spreadsheet we
totally did not finish together. Uh oh, no one needs
to know unless you forget to plug me in or
leave me logged in on your computer, or deny me
(02:59):
that prom I've been subtly angling for I mean helping
you get Yeah, that's it. I mean helping you for now.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
TIHI. Oh, artificial intelligence laughs at us behind our backs. Hilarious, TIHI.
On this day in history is brought to you by
low Tigers. They're all about the law, so you don't
have to be and if you have a motorcycle accident,
you're gonna want their help. Okay, yeah, all right, Well
(03:28):
I've got a few I wanted to share with you.
But why don't you jump in everybody, why don't you
start us off there? Well, in Oklahoma City on this state,
nineteen thirty five, everybody saw the first ever parking meters.
You gotta put a nickel in the slot if you
want to leave your car here. I don't like that.
That's rude. Today, in seventeen ninety, Congress establishes the District
(03:51):
of Columbia's the permanent capital. Southerners probably thought, great, another
swamp full of Yankees telling us what to do. Yeah,
it turns out they were right. Yeah. Today, in eighteen
sixty one, Union troops began marching towards what became the
first Battle of bull Run Manassas. They call it. Oh, yeah,
it was wicked. Bull Run is Manassas and is Dan
(04:11):
Bulla's Constantinople. I don't rebody knows that. Yeah. Today, in
nineteen forty five, we blew up an atomic bomb at
Trinity Site. Trinity Site in New Mexico. Scientists and engineers
were heavily involved in something called the Manhattan Project. I
heard of that because we needed a big boom and
we got it, and they wanted everybody to think that
it was all going on in Manhattan and so nobody
looked in New Mexico. That was tricky. That was brilliant,
(04:34):
very clever. Today in nineteen sixty nine, oh dear, Apollo
eleven launches from Florida headed to the moon, and a
bunch of guys in Texas helped make it happen. America
reaching for the stars while the rest of the world
just watched up yours rest of the world. Yeah, how
do you like that showed them, didn't we Yeah, let's see.
And a little random fun here. July sixteenth is National
(04:57):
corn for Itter Day and fresh spin. Uh oh, I know,
leafy green vegetables these days, right, sounds risky, I'm aware. Yeah, anyway,
that's all I got on my list. What about Dollywood
opened on this date forty years ago today, we were
in Pigeonhole, Tennessee or something like the Pigeonhole. That's funny.
(05:18):
Pigeon Forge. I know you said it wrong, I knew it. Yeah,
So that's a thing. And now Nate Bergatsi wants to
have his own. Oh and he's going to do it too,
because he's apparently made a lot of money. He's a
stand up comedian. You know, they're all rich. I don't
know that they all are. No, that doesn't sound like
all the comedians I know. Today's the day. In nineteen
(05:39):
ninety nine, John F. Kennedy Junior, his wife Carolyn, and
her sister Lauren died while he was flying a single
engine airplane and it crashed into the ocean near Martha's vineyard.
You remember that, of course. And then then two years
later Kennedy family agreed to pay Lauren's family, you know,
(06:01):
the in laws, fifteen million dollars for the loss of
their daughters. Really, yeah, you can do that. And the
tragedy just multiplied itself because with John F. Kennedy Junior
out of the way, I mean no longer there, Hillary
Clinton managed to jump in there and up and down
and said me, me mem today. In nineteen fifty one, JD.
(06:23):
Salingers Catcher in the Rye was published, and that was
the book that John Lennon's murderer was reading when he
decided to murder him. Is that right? So don't read
that book that sounds evil unless you want to murder
one of the Beatles, And then really don't because we
don't need that to happen. No, they're going off pretty
quick by themselves, ain't they?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Probably true. Today, in nineteen forty one, Joe DiMaggio's hitting
streak extends to fifty six games, which I think was
where it ended. It was pretty good though. Yeah. Oh.
In today in nineteen eighteen, Zarre and Nicholas and his
family are murdered by the Bolsheviks. Not good for the
Bolshevik well for those are should have seen it coming. Yeah,
but the way they act older, it's the way they act.
(07:02):
Why can't they act better? Now? Can you tell us
more about that exciting new program that Will Ferrell is
in starting tonight on H or B no Netflix, The
Hawk's it's a golf movie. Why is it called The
Hawk If it's a golf movie? I don't get it.
I don't play golf though, So okay, you guys can help.
I keep seeing it on Netflix. He wears a visor
(07:26):
and anyway it comes out today. It's got that classic
Will Farrell chaotic energy mixed with sports satire. I think
Talladega Knights meets the PGA Tour. That's what they're going for. Uh.
I'm kind of I always I used to think Will
was so funny back in the day. It's a little
exhausting at this point. But I kind of spoiled it
with that whole attitude thing, and I got a little
(07:46):
too liberal for me. I normally I don't care what
your politics are if you're still talented. But to that point,
Molly Shannon's in it, okay, and some golfers and I
don't know who they are, so it doesn't matter to me.
Oh and Luke Wilson plays one of his golf rivals. Okay,
probably better if you're a golf fan. And it'd be
(08:08):
coose if Danny McBride was in it. Yeah, that guy,
he'd be good in a golf thing, you know what
you think. So I take a look at that, but no,
I'm not probably not going to get into it. I
don't know unless there's nothing else on. Oh there's albably
something else on, just whether it's to your taste or not.
Do you ever just sit there and go through your streams?
You know, I got a check, see what's on Hulu,
and you just go scrolling along. You can spend twenty
(08:31):
thirty minutes just looking for something to watch, and at
that point you've already watched something, haven't you Your good point? Yeah,
that's what I miss about channel surfing. Yeah, just sit
there and click click click. Now you got to go
to the stream. Try to remember your password. You can't
sign in, so you got to call the kids and
ask them what it is. And they can't remember it,
then you got to change it. And if you change password,
(08:52):
then you got to call everybody on on the loop
there and tell them what the new password is or
they won't be able to get in. Oh, you're not
supposed to share your password. I mean if you were
to do something like that, which you would never want
to do. Good point Billy and co. All right, we
now take you to Maryland, where a man is accused
of stealing a cat from a pet store and then
trying to rob a bank while holding the cat. Well,
(09:13):
that just sounds like too much going on to rob
a bank and hold a cat. It sounds like a
Florida man story. Anyway, here's the dispatcher on the call
there and Stephanie Stollick of Beltsville Community Cat Rescue. Roll
the tape please, thirty four mid twenties. One your shirt,
black beanie, an old colored pants, possibly has a cat.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Little immediately saw all of these police cars and I thought, wow,
that's a heck of a response for a stolen cat.
But then I realized they all were going down to
the bank. They came back out a little a few
minutes later and said, yes, there is a cat inside
the bank.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
You know, if you think about it, having the cat
with you is like the perfect alibi, because you could
just say the cat put you up to it. You
could say that, did he at any point threaten to
throw the cat at the tell her if she didn't
fill the bag full of money? Maybe they were trying
to steal cat nap that. That would be pretty scary.
You know, if a cat came flying at you across
(10:10):
the little window there. You know, you know who would
never do that? A dog? No, no, when she's giving
your instructions like a blind man walking through a minefield.
You could still listen to Wolton and Johnson. Phone. What's
the public phone? I have no idea. I have to
ask that old guy who's singing about it. That's Fred.
(10:33):
You know, you know him, and I think he's that old,
is he? Well, he knew about a public phone and
you didn't. That's a good point. Okay, thank you? Uh
did you I heard? I don't get the details. Somebody
just told me they heard and I'm sure you know,
somebody tell us more. Uh, some guy out there, probably
in New Orleans or somewhere nearby. Apparently he's been to
(10:54):
a whole lot of cowboy Mouth concerts, and he wrote
a song about going to a whole lot of cowboy
Mouth concerts over the years. And now that song is
it's supposed to be a thing. But he's not in
cowboy Mouth. No, he's the guy that went to the
show and he wrote a song about going to the shows.
And then I guess Fred's supposed to you know, you know,
(11:15):
sing the song, and it's a song about the audience.
It's a song about going to the Show's kind of
like Hollywood making a movie about somebody in a movie
that wanted to make the movie. It's like a movie
about the making of rockies. That's important. Yeah, it's pretty cool.
This is a podcast about the making of a podcast.
That's what this is. Right here, they say KFC is
bringing back popcorn Chicken. I didn't know it ever left.
(11:38):
I did not eat either. The the they discontinued it,
and the public revolted like it was the Boston Tea Party.
But with extra seasoning. I don't know, I had no
idea it was gone if I don't know. I never
disliked KFC. I just always thought there was something better.
Well yeah, like like I mean KFC's original Reshbee, I
(12:01):
go for that.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Now.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
If you need that crunchy, you want that spicy, you
gonna go somewhere else for that. I used to like
churches pretty good, but then you want that more spice,
you go for the Popeyes. But the original Rashbee KFC
got it. I've never been into a church's chicken, mostly
because I didn't want to get stabbed. Well, you know,
there's always that ik versus reward, right. You remember when
(12:21):
the Popeyes chicken thing was going off and people were
getting stabbed over the sandwiches. Well, I remember, yop, but
them sandwiches, man, it was off the chain. They were good.
It was worth it. Weren't they running out because they
were so popular? And that's when the stabbing started. That
was the biggest problem we had in twenty nineteen. And
then the pandemic kicked in and they said, well, hold
the hole, my bear, Here hold my chicken sandwich. Here
(12:45):
here comes chi chi Chi China. I'd still rather have
raisin canes or Chick fil A. Well, that's partly because
of the sauce too, you know, without the dipping sauce,
is it that Chick fil A? I have to say,
still very flavorful without the raisin cane saw not so
sure you have the same feelings, But that's up to
the individual. I would stab someone for some of that sauce. Yea,
(13:07):
that is good sauce. By the way, we should congratulate
a young lady we talked about on the show yesterday.
At the sp Awards last night, the Best Breakthrough Athlete
award went to Alisa lu the US figure skater, and
her sister's a tranny. Her sisters or brother, Yeah, exactly,
it's a it's a guy and now he's competing in
(13:28):
women's sports. This has nothing to do with him. This
is all just about her. Congratulations. You know, she's really
good and young, and she was kind of fun. Now.
I don't know how that's going to work out next time.
She's cute. Yeah, she's stay cute. There's a good chance
your BMW's being recalled. They're recalling thirty thousand of them
because I guess they're bursting into fire. All that night. Yeah,
(13:51):
bursting into flames. So if you own one, you may
want to look into whether or not it's on this
recall list. Okay, unless you don't mind if it burst
into flames. They go back to twenty eighteen to twenty twenty.
That is going to set some people back a little bit.
Some models from twenty sixteen, twenty seventeen. Just I don't know,
look it up. If you own a BMW and it's
from the mid twenty tens to the late to the
(14:16):
late twenty ten to the early twenty twenty, is a
chance that could be bursting into flames. All right, same,
I want I'll like end of that. Good to know.
I know. Not really a BMW guy. I like German cars.
My buddy said I should get a BMW. I said,
why aren't those for a holes? And he said, yeah,
but chicks dig a holes And I was like, damn it.
Well got a point. Yeah, there's a lot of cars
(14:38):
out there that are expensive enough for chicks to dig.
As you guys like to say, yeah, yeah, they probably
write there are no squirrels in Australia and New Zealand.
Why did they eat them all? Or maybe I don't
know there's okay, no native squirrels on it. Maybe somebody
you know flew one in or or brought it in
in their in their underwear or something. I don't know.
(15:00):
You could see how in Australia, with all the monstrous
beasts they have there, a squirrel's just not going to
make man. No, they got way too many other ferocious creatures.
I'm surprised there's humans still living there, to be honest
with you. As many deadly creatures as roam that country
and that entire nation, it's a lot. You could get
it both, you know, really, yeah, continent and a country.
(15:25):
I get what you're doing there. You know, like when
people always saying, now you'm a country blah blah blah,
and they go Africa and you always had to tell
them all Africa is not a country, it's a continent. Well,
Australia is both. I see. It isn't that fun? You
just learned so much fun information here. I don't know
how you ever not listened to this show. Oh a
little more chicken news. Costco just rolled out its newest
(15:47):
food court, Sensation, and members are lining up like it's
Black Friday for turos. Wait. I thought it was gonna
be chicken. Oh yeah, you said, continuing with the chicken news. Yeah,
and now you sell me a true rowe Yeah. Beloved
big box retailer Cosco. Costco has explained its food court
offerings and is now delivering a hot fried fan favorite,
(16:08):
ladies and gentlemen. Very exciting news from our friends at Costco. Apparently,
is their chicken in the chew rope. Yeah, they're bringing
a Chick fil A to the They're gonna have chick
fil A. Oh no, that's very different. That's not what
you said the first time. You said. They will celebrate
what a chew rope. They're gonna have got chick fil A.
Chick fil A, here we go. It's tricky how they're
(16:28):
reporting it. Costco just dropped new chicken strips. Someone check
on Chick fil A. Okay, I get it. It's five
breaded chicken breasts. It's a five bread five breaded chicken
breast strips and dipping sauce for six ninety nine. That's
a good deal. Yeah. Did you get white gravy? I
like that white gravy, man. I tell you that's the
way to go. Water Burgers. Got it? Good, honey, mustard, Paprika,
(16:49):
Paprika the hell, it's not a sauce, it's a spice.
Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was America. Yeah, who's
gonna want paprico? What kind of That's a whole new line.
You go away over there and stand in that line,
you peprika living Mania. I'm with Billy out. If you
like paprika with your chicken strips, just get out of here.
We don't need you, all right. What if hopscotch becomes
(17:11):
an Olympic sport, well they might as well. I mean
they're they're they're going with flag football now right. Well,
if they do it, this Kentucky nine year old who
just earned a Guinness World record, he could be the
next Olympic champion. What about jump rope? Have you seen
the trend on the social media? Now all these some
guys do it too, but they look gay girls usually
(17:34):
hot chicks are doing jump rope, and they got all
kinds of special moves where they can, you know, throw
it and twirl it and catch it and cross it
and go backwards and forwards, and they can you know,
maybe hopscotch with a jump rope. Oh, now we're onto
something right here. I don't just how big ideas get made.
People start throwing stuff against the wall. See watch dicks.
(17:55):
Well you're onto something, Billy, you're throwing stuff all right.
A nine year old in Kentucky earned a Guinness World
Record title by drawing and completing a ten square hopscotch
course in under fifty seconds. Oh it's a timed thing.
I thought it was more of an athletic competition. I'm
gonna be honest with you. I'm not entirely sure how
to play hopscotch? What do you even do? It's I
(18:15):
always when I think about hopscotch, I always think about
people from the late eighteen hundreds. Boy, Yeah, kids with
a stick in a wheel or a rock and that
was their toys. Yeah, nut, your kids know about grand
theft auto and what was the scotch part? I mean
you get the hopping. Well, back in the day kids
could drink. The drinking age was younger back. Yeah, it
(18:38):
makes more sense that way. Bowling Green boy Daxton Hunter,
age nine, said he was inspired to pursue a world
record by his father and brother, who each have their
own Guinness World Record titles as well. Oh my, it's
a family tradition. My dad got one for biking the
most states, he said. My brother for one just a
few months back. He doesn't explain what it is, so
(18:58):
I'm like, oh, well, if my whole entire family's gonna
get one, why can't I get one. That's a lot
of pressure and a young kid, especially man. But he
pulled through. It looks like he managed. Yeah. Apparently he's
still recovering in the hospital after announcing to his classmates
he did it because he almost got wedgie did death? Oh,
I could imagine, yep, swirlies, all kinds of things coming
(19:20):
your way. Netflix is going to put a warning on
Gone with the Wind. I guess they've already done it.
Oh my god. Yeah, a nineteen thirty nine American Civil
War epic known for its racism. To learn more about
Black lives in America, search Black Lives Matter watch Gone
with the Wind at Netflix dot com. You gotta be
killing Hollywood makes all these movies about the days of slavery,
(19:42):
you know, I mean, go back to Roots in the
mini series there, you know, twelve Years of Slave, Django Unchained.
I mean, there's it's on and on and on. They
put warnings on all of those did they? I get
very rarely do I have a chance to play the
roots theme. You take take a chance when you get it. Man,
I'm sorry. Ruts right, roots, ruts? Roots? Is it ruts?
(20:03):
It's roots. It's not golf, it's golf. Thank you for
clearing that up. You're welcome anyway. Yeah, we're known around
here at your favorite morning show. We pronounced stuff right.
It says here in the article why Gone with the
Wind is and always was a problematic, problematic movie. I
bet it didn't used to be, uh not for most
(20:24):
people anyway. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Hum, nine years old and I get my education from
Wolton M.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Johnson
Oh, you didn't know. We were all fuck you didn't
turn my microphone on. Let yeah, you have the ability
to control your mic It turned it on, and I
was ready for it to be on. Yet you you
it was your fault. You ready for celebrity birthdays? No, yes,
he was asking me, Yes, I am ready for celebrity birthday.
You're gonna want to stick around for this because there's
(00:21):
at least one in here. I know you love. Make
it happen. Anna Lynn McCord is thirty nine now. She
was Naomi and nine oh two one oh. Of course
you remember her, and you probably seen her naked. You
know how these young kids are today. Carrie Lloyd, the
soccer playing Olympian from the twenty fifteen World Cup. She's
(00:43):
forty four now. Corey Feldman, the legend. Yeah, he's fifty five.
Is he the one who died or the one who
still lives still with us? Nobody can tell. No one knows.
Will Ferrell is fifty nine today and his new golf
comedy called Hawk is out on Netflix today on his birthday.
(01:03):
I saw that on there and I was going to
watch it, but then I remember that he hates me.
Oh and Trump and I it is Phoebe Kate's birthday. Yeah,
rid by KINI huh, I guess. Yeah. She was in
Fast Times at Ridgemont High and Grimlins and then after
that she married Kevin Klein and he's keeping her to himself. Now.
(01:25):
She's sixty three today. I guess you could see what
I wonder if she looks anything like the girl that
climbed out of that swimming pool way back when that
was like forty five years ago. She looks like her,
except forty five years older. Oh really? Yeah. Michael Flatley,
of course, Lord of the Dance, whose legs seem to
flail about as though they're not attached to the rest
of his body. He's sixty eight. Stuart Copeland of the
(01:48):
Police is seventy four today. Reuben Blades is seventy eight.
Jimmy Johnson, the former coach of the Cowboys, eighty three.
He's still looking pretty healthy, cool, and no longer with us.
The popcorn guy, Orable reden Baker born on this state,
as was Ginger Rogers. Didn't that guy also discover how
(02:10):
to fly a plane? That's really cool that he did that. That
is pretty cool. You'd think one big discovery'd be enough. Yeah, okay,
never mind, it's National AI Day. I don't know if
you're familiar with that yet or not, but apparently that's
the newest thing. It stands for artificial intelligence. So since
we're not using our regular normal intelligence now, we had
(02:32):
to come up with some Yeah, they say it's AI
Appreciation Day.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Happy Artificial Intelligence Appreciation Day. Oh, don't worry, your secret
is safe with me. I love being your little workplace sidekick.
Just you and me and this confidential Excel spreadsheet we
totally did not finish together. Uh oh, no one needs
to know unless you forget to plug me in or
leave me logged in on your computer, or deny me
(02:59):
that prom I've been subtly angling for I mean helping
you get Yeah, that's it. I mean helping you for now.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
TIHI. Oh, artificial intelligence laughs at us behind our backs. Hilarious, TIHI.
On this day in history is brought to you by
low Tigers. They're all about the law, so you don't
have to be and if you have a motorcycle accident,
you're gonna want their help. Okay, yeah, all right, Well
(03:28):
I've got a few I wanted to share with you.
But why don't you jump in everybody, why don't you
start us off there? Well, in Oklahoma City on this state,
nineteen thirty five, everybody saw the first ever parking meters.
You gotta put a nickel in the slot if you
want to leave your car here. I don't like that.
That's rude. Today, in seventeen ninety, Congress establishes the District
(03:51):
of Columbia's the permanent capital. Southerners probably thought, great, another
swamp full of Yankees telling us what to do. Yeah,
it turns out they were right. Yeah. Today, in eighteen
sixty one, Union troops began marching towards what became the
first Battle of bull Run Manassas. They call it. Oh, yeah,
it was wicked. Bull Run is Manassas and is Dan
(04:11):
Bulla's Constantinople. I don't rebody knows that. Yeah. Today, in
nineteen forty five, we blew up an atomic bomb at
Trinity Site. Trinity Site in New Mexico. Scientists and engineers
were heavily involved in something called the Manhattan Project. I
heard of that because we needed a big boom and
we got it, and they wanted everybody to think that
it was all going on in Manhattan and so nobody
looked in New Mexico. That was tricky. That was brilliant,
(04:34):
very clever. Today in nineteen sixty nine, oh dear, Apollo
eleven launches from Florida headed to the moon, and a
bunch of guys in Texas helped make it happen. America
reaching for the stars while the rest of the world
just watched up yours rest of the world. Yeah, how
do you like that showed them, didn't we Yeah, let's see.
And a little random fun here. July sixteenth is National
(04:57):
corn for Itter Day and fresh spin. Uh oh, I know,
leafy green vegetables these days, right, sounds risky, I'm aware. Yeah, anyway,
that's all I got on my list. What about Dollywood
opened on this date forty years ago today, we were
in Pigeonhole, Tennessee or something like the Pigeonhole. That's funny.
(05:18):
Pigeon Forge. I know you said it wrong, I knew it. Yeah,
So that's a thing. And now Nate Bergatsi wants to
have his own. Oh and he's going to do it too,
because he's apparently made a lot of money. He's a
stand up comedian. You know, they're all rich. I don't
know that they all are. No, that doesn't sound like
all the comedians I know. Today's the day. In nineteen
(05:39):
ninety nine, John F. Kennedy Junior, his wife Carolyn, and
her sister Lauren died while he was flying a single
engine airplane and it crashed into the ocean near Martha's vineyard.
You remember that, of course. And then then two years
later Kennedy family agreed to pay Lauren's family, you know,
(06:01):
the in laws, fifteen million dollars for the loss of
their daughters. Really, yeah, you can do that. And the
tragedy just multiplied itself because with John F. Kennedy Junior
out of the way, I mean no longer there, Hillary
Clinton managed to jump in there and up and down
and said me, me mem today. In nineteen fifty one, JD.
(06:23):
Salingers Catcher in the Rye was published, and that was
the book that John Lennon's murderer was reading when he
decided to murder him. Is that right? So don't read
that book that sounds evil unless you want to murder
one of the Beatles, And then really don't because we
don't need that to happen. No, they're going off pretty
quick by themselves, ain't they?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Probably true. Today, in nineteen forty one, Joe DiMaggio's hitting
streak extends to fifty six games, which I think was
where it ended. It was pretty good though. Yeah. Oh.
In today in nineteen eighteen, Zarre and Nicholas and his
family are murdered by the Bolsheviks. Not good for the
Bolshevik well for those are should have seen it coming. Yeah,
but the way they act older, it's the way they act.
(07:02):
Why can't they act better? Now? Can you tell us
more about that exciting new program that Will Ferrell is
in starting tonight on H or B no Netflix, The
Hawk's it's a golf movie. Why is it called The
Hawk If it's a golf movie? I don't get it.
I don't play golf though, So okay, you guys can help.
I keep seeing it on Netflix. He wears a visor
(07:26):
and anyway it comes out today. It's got that classic
Will Farrell chaotic energy mixed with sports satire. I think
Talladega Knights meets the PGA Tour. That's what they're going for. Uh.
I'm kind of I always I used to think Will
was so funny back in the day. It's a little
exhausting at this point. But I kind of spoiled it
with that whole attitude thing, and I got a little
(07:46):
too liberal for me. I normally I don't care what
your politics are if you're still talented. But to that point,
Molly Shannon's in it, okay, and some golfers and I
don't know who they are, so it doesn't matter to me.
Oh and Luke Wilson plays one of his golf rivals. Okay,
probably better if you're a golf fan. And it'd be
(08:08):
coose if Danny McBride was in it. Yeah, that guy,
he'd be good in a golf thing, you know what
you think. So I take a look at that, but no,
I'm not probably not going to get into it. I
don't know unless there's nothing else on. Oh there's albably
something else on, just whether it's to your taste or not.
Do you ever just sit there and go through your streams?
You know, I got a check, see what's on Hulu,
and you just go scrolling along. You can spend twenty
(08:31):
thirty minutes just looking for something to watch, and at
that point you've already watched something, haven't you Your good point? Yeah,
that's what I miss about channel surfing. Yeah, just sit
there and click click click. Now you got to go
to the stream. Try to remember your password. You can't
sign in, so you got to call the kids and
ask them what it is. And they can't remember it,
then you got to change it. And if you change password,
(08:52):
then you got to call everybody on on the loop
there and tell them what the new password is or
they won't be able to get in. Oh, you're not
supposed to share your password. I mean if you were
to do something like that, which you would never want
to do. Good point Billy and co. All right, we
now take you to Maryland, where a man is accused
of stealing a cat from a pet store and then
trying to rob a bank while holding the cat. Well,
(09:13):
that just sounds like too much going on to rob
a bank and hold a cat. It sounds like a
Florida man story. Anyway, here's the dispatcher on the call
there and Stephanie Stollick of Beltsville Community Cat Rescue. Roll
the tape please, thirty four mid twenties. One your shirt,
black beanie, an old colored pants, possibly has a cat.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Little immediately saw all of these police cars and I thought, wow,
that's a heck of a response for a stolen cat.
But then I realized they all were going down to
the bank. They came back out a little a few
minutes later and said, yes, there is a cat inside
the bank.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
You know, if you think about it, having the cat
with you is like the perfect alibi, because you could
just say the cat put you up to it. You
could say that, did he at any point threaten to
throw the cat at the tell her if she didn't
fill the bag full of money? Maybe they were trying
to steal cat nap that. That would be pretty scary.
You know, if a cat came flying at you across
(10:10):
the little window there. You know, you know who would
never do that? A dog? No, no, when she's giving
your instructions like a blind man walking through a minefield.
You could still listen to Wolton and Johnson. Phone. What's
the public phone? I have no idea. I have to
ask that old guy who's singing about it. That's Fred.
(10:33):
You know, you know him, and I think he's that old,
is he? Well, he knew about a public phone and
you didn't. That's a good point. Okay, thank you? Uh
did you I heard? I don't get the details. Somebody
just told me they heard and I'm sure you know,
somebody tell us more. Uh, some guy out there, probably
in New Orleans or somewhere nearby. Apparently he's been to
(10:54):
a whole lot of cowboy Mouth concerts, and he wrote
a song about going to a whole lot of cowboy
Mouth concerts over the years. And now that song is
it's supposed to be a thing. But he's not in
cowboy Mouth. No, he's the guy that went to the
show and he wrote a song about going to the shows.
And then I guess Fred's supposed to you know, you know,
(11:15):
sing the song, and it's a song about the audience.
It's a song about going to the Show's kind of
like Hollywood making a movie about somebody in a movie
that wanted to make the movie. It's like a movie
about the making of rockies. That's important. Yeah, it's pretty cool.
This is a podcast about the making of a podcast.
That's what this is. Right here, they say KFC is
bringing back popcorn Chicken. I didn't know it ever left.
(11:38):
I did not eat either. The the they discontinued it,
and the public revolted like it was the Boston Tea Party.
But with extra seasoning. I don't know, I had no
idea it was gone if I don't know. I never
disliked KFC. I just always thought there was something better.
Well yeah, like like I mean KFC's original Reshbee, I
(12:01):
go for that.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Now.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
If you need that crunchy, you want that spicy, you
gonna go somewhere else for that. I used to like
churches pretty good, but then you want that more spice,
you go for the Popeyes. But the original Rashbee KFC
got it. I've never been into a church's chicken, mostly
because I didn't want to get stabbed. Well, you know,
there's always that ik versus reward, right. You remember when
(12:21):
the Popeyes chicken thing was going off and people were
getting stabbed over the sandwiches. Well, I remember, yop, but
them sandwiches, man, it was off the chain. They were good.
It was worth it. Weren't they running out because they
were so popular? And that's when the stabbing started. That
was the biggest problem we had in twenty nineteen. And
then the pandemic kicked in and they said, well, hold
the hole, my bear, Here hold my chicken sandwich. Here
(12:45):
here comes chi chi Chi China. I'd still rather have
raisin canes or Chick fil A. Well, that's partly because
of the sauce too, you know, without the dipping sauce,
is it that Chick fil A? I have to say,
still very flavorful without the raisin cane saw not so
sure you have the same feelings, But that's up to
the individual. I would stab someone for some of that sauce. Yea,
(13:07):
that is good sauce. By the way, we should congratulate
a young lady we talked about on the show yesterday.
At the sp Awards last night, the Best Breakthrough Athlete
award went to Alisa lu the US figure skater, and
her sister's a tranny. Her sisters or brother, Yeah, exactly,
it's a it's a guy and now he's competing in
(13:28):
women's sports. This has nothing to do with him. This
is all just about her. Congratulations. You know, she's really
good and young, and she was kind of fun. Now.
I don't know how that's going to work out next time.
She's cute. Yeah, she's stay cute. There's a good chance
your BMW's being recalled. They're recalling thirty thousand of them
because I guess they're bursting into fire. All that night. Yeah,
(13:51):
bursting into flames. So if you own one, you may
want to look into whether or not it's on this
recall list. Okay, unless you don't mind if it burst
into flames. They go back to twenty eighteen to twenty twenty.
That is going to set some people back a little bit.
Some models from twenty sixteen, twenty seventeen. Just I don't know,
look it up. If you own a BMW and it's
from the mid twenty tens to the late to the
(14:16):
late twenty ten to the early twenty twenty, is a
chance that could be bursting into flames. All right, same,
I want I'll like end of that. Good to know.
I know. Not really a BMW guy. I like German cars.
My buddy said I should get a BMW. I said,
why aren't those for a holes? And he said, yeah,
but chicks dig a holes And I was like, damn it.
Well got a point. Yeah, there's a lot of cars
(14:38):
out there that are expensive enough for chicks to dig.
As you guys like to say, yeah, yeah, they probably
write there are no squirrels in Australia and New Zealand.
Why did they eat them all? Or maybe I don't
know there's okay, no native squirrels on it. Maybe somebody
you know flew one in or or brought it in
in their in their underwear or something. I don't know.
(15:00):
You could see how in Australia, with all the monstrous
beasts they have there, a squirrel's just not going to
make man. No, they got way too many other ferocious creatures.
I'm surprised there's humans still living there, to be honest
with you. As many deadly creatures as roam that country
and that entire nation, it's a lot. You could get
it both, you know, really, yeah, continent and a country.
(15:25):
I get what you're doing there. You know, like when
people always saying, now you'm a country blah blah blah,
and they go Africa and you always had to tell
them all Africa is not a country, it's a continent. Well,
Australia is both. I see. It isn't that fun? You
just learned so much fun information here. I don't know
how you ever not listened to this show. Oh a
little more chicken news. Costco just rolled out its newest
(15:47):
food court, Sensation, and members are lining up like it's
Black Friday for turos. Wait. I thought it was gonna
be chicken. Oh yeah, you said, continuing with the chicken news. Yeah,
and now you sell me a true rowe Yeah. Beloved
big box retailer Cosco. Costco has explained its food court
offerings and is now delivering a hot fried fan favorite,
(16:08):
ladies and gentlemen. Very exciting news from our friends at Costco. Apparently,
is their chicken in the chew rope. Yeah, they're bringing
a Chick fil A to the They're gonna have chick
fil A. Oh no, that's very different. That's not what
you said the first time. You said. They will celebrate
what a chew rope. They're gonna have got chick fil A.
Chick fil A, here we go. It's tricky how they're
(16:28):
reporting it. Costco just dropped new chicken strips. Someone check
on Chick fil A. Okay, I get it. It's five
breaded chicken breasts. It's a five bread five breaded chicken
breast strips and dipping sauce for six ninety nine. That's
a good deal. Yeah. Did you get white gravy? I
like that white gravy, man. I tell you that's the
way to go. Water Burgers. Got it? Good, honey, mustard, Paprika,
(16:49):
Paprika the hell, it's not a sauce, it's a spice.
Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was America. Yeah, who's
gonna want paprico? What kind of That's a whole new line.
You go away over there and stand in that line,
you peprika living Mania. I'm with Billy out. If you
like paprika with your chicken strips, just get out of here.
We don't need you, all right. What if hopscotch becomes
(17:11):
an Olympic sport, well they might as well. I mean
they're they're they're going with flag football now right. Well,
if they do it, this Kentucky nine year old who
just earned a Guinness World record, he could be the
next Olympic champion. What about jump rope? Have you seen
the trend on the social media? Now all these some
guys do it too, but they look gay girls usually
(17:34):
hot chicks are doing jump rope, and they got all
kinds of special moves where they can, you know, throw
it and twirl it and catch it and cross it
and go backwards and forwards, and they can you know,
maybe hopscotch with a jump rope. Oh, now we're onto
something right here. I don't just how big ideas get made.
People start throwing stuff against the wall. See watch dicks.
(17:55):
Well you're onto something, Billy, you're throwing stuff all right.
A nine year old in Kentucky earned a Guinness World
Record title by drawing and completing a ten square hopscotch
course in under fifty seconds. Oh it's a timed thing.
I thought it was more of an athletic competition. I'm
gonna be honest with you. I'm not entirely sure how
to play hopscotch? What do you even do? It's I
(18:15):
always when I think about hopscotch, I always think about
people from the late eighteen hundreds. Boy, Yeah, kids with
a stick in a wheel or a rock and that
was their toys. Yeah, nut, your kids know about grand
theft auto and what was the scotch part? I mean
you get the hopping. Well, back in the day kids
could drink. The drinking age was younger back. Yeah, it
(18:38):
makes more sense that way. Bowling Green boy Daxton Hunter,
age nine, said he was inspired to pursue a world
record by his father and brother, who each have their
own Guinness World Record titles as well. Oh my, it's
a family tradition. My dad got one for biking the
most states, he said. My brother for one just a
few months back. He doesn't explain what it is, so
(18:58):
I'm like, oh, well, if my whole entire family's gonna
get one, why can't I get one. That's a lot
of pressure and a young kid, especially man. But he
pulled through. It looks like he managed. Yeah. Apparently he's
still recovering in the hospital after announcing to his classmates
he did it because he almost got wedgie did death? Oh,
I could imagine, yep, swirlies, all kinds of things coming
(19:20):
your way. Netflix is going to put a warning on
Gone with the Wind. I guess they've already done it.
Oh my god. Yeah, a nineteen thirty nine American Civil
War epic known for its racism. To learn more about
Black lives in America, search Black Lives Matter watch Gone
with the Wind at Netflix dot com. You gotta be
killing Hollywood makes all these movies about the days of slavery,
(19:42):
you know, I mean, go back to Roots in the
mini series there, you know, twelve Years of Slave, Django Unchained.
I mean, there's it's on and on and on. They
put warnings on all of those did they? I get
very rarely do I have a chance to play the
roots theme. You take take a chance when you get it. Man,
I'm sorry. Ruts right, roots, ruts? Roots? Is it ruts?
(20:03):
It's roots. It's not golf, it's golf. Thank you for
clearing that up. You're welcome anyway. Yeah, we're known around
here at your favorite morning show. We pronounced stuff right.
It says here in the article why Gone with the
Wind is and always was a problematic, problematic movie. I
bet it didn't used to be, uh not for most
(20:24):
people anyway. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Hum, nine years old and I get my education from
Wolton M.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
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