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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Indie music song, and I was surprised it was on
the list. You weren't surprised that. I don't care though, No,
not at all.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
We figured that.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Yeah, anyway, have you been in a space shuttle wake
up music Day? Which is a real thing all of
a sudden, But have you been keeping up with the.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Peace?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
The deal that we've got, the cease fire that's you know,
taking place right now.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
It's a big, big deal.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
The United States has decided to stop, you know, firing
anything at Iran, and Iran says that we're breaking that
piece deal because Iran is still firing at boats and
the Straight of Horror moves or telling them they will,
and they're still firing missiles at all their neighbors over
(00:51):
there in the Middle East. Every time they come on
and they mouth off about how Trump's breaking the seasefire,
they start firing missiles off at I don't know. There's
a place over there called Jordan, and only other little
countries around there that they can reach with the missiles
that they've got left over. But we're the ones that
are breaking the deal. I don't know how they figured out,
(01:13):
but they're they're crafty.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, And then there was no peace deal between Israel
and Lebanon, and that really upset the Iranians.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
But that's not really our fault.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I mean between them, like the you know, they say, well,
I want to see the Epstein files.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I want to see it for myself. I want to
see the JFK files.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I want to know what it says and read it
myself and not have to have people.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Select a little bit.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Why don't they just show us the ceasefire agreement and
if it says somewhere in there that you know that
includes Lebanon, then yeah, we we would be at fault
there because we support israeliness or let's still you know,
firing on Lebanon.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
What if we give them something else instead? What if
it ain't in there? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
See, And that's why they don't want you to see it,
because I don't think it's in there.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Last, the Atlanta Braves sold twenty five million dollars in merch.
The Masters will do almost triple that in a week.
The dear Lord.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yeah, seriously, Well, I guess if you paid all that
money to go that far, you want tom You want.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
A souvenir when you bring it home. You want a
master's hoody what do you got one? No, I wouldn't
even I wouldn't. I don't care about golf. I kind
of hate golf.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Well, then why would you be at the Master's I wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I'm just telling that if somebody did like golf, they
might go to the Masters, and then they would buy
stuff there.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Well, there's another round of the Masters being played today.
It's always fun to listen in on the coverage. You
want to listen in on the coverage house, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
And it's another day that at the Masters. At the Masters.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Heavily sponsored by investment firms, and even though their advice
sometimes loses millions for their clients, that never seems to
stop their high level execs from hanging out at VIP
party tents.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Here at the y CBS.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
That's a that's a good coverage right there. They didn't
find out who's winning. That's what makes it such good coverage.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Everybody who's not watching is winning. There you go, Yeah, you.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Know, you're upsetting your good friend Alan. I love Alan,
but I Allan knows I'm allowed to. He's a he's
a golfer. You know.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I have a lot of friends who are golfers, and
I and I make fun of all of them right
to their face, and.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
You let them know how much you hate it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah, I just don't like the fact that they're taking
up so much nice, you know, nature and keeping so
many people out of it. But it's still better than
you know, building high rise condominiums everywhere.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Are environmentalists mad at the golf community because of the
uh speak environmentalists?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I just said for myself, I just it's it's a
beautiful countryside out there.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Do you realize what you just did? Is it racist? No?
I want a golf now.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I want to go Yeah, I want to go to
I want to pick up a stick and go hit
a ball.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I'm doing that as soon as this show's over. We're
out of here, and what twenty minutes.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
I'm going pick up a stick and hit a ball
in about three seconds. If you don't stop it stop
what aggravating me?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I guess?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Uh. Anyway, if you're joining us today, we've been having
fun learning about space all morning.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Oh yeah, it's been an education, that's for sure. But
we also enjoy the new version of Toto's Africa. New
version Yeah, they redid the song. Is this because Africa died?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
No, it's Africa died at the body?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah, you passed. I guess you'll heard.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Well, that's Africa with a k. This is Africa with
the sea. Anyway, they redid the song Africa, Toto fixed.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
You're gone to Togo, Chad.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
The lo.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
They took all the white stuff out and they just
did they sing about Africa.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
That's much better. I'm a joyous as little. Where's the
child soldiers? Are they in there somewhere? Oh?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Probably if he played the long version, you get the
album cut the radio version neither.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah. Super al Nino could be coming. Al Nino, as
you know, is the natural warming of the Pacific Ocean water,
which affects weather around the world and often leads to
some of the hottest years on record.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
But doesn't it also push the hurricanes away from us
at the golf area. I don't know. I think it does.
Nino or Ninya, one of the other ones. One sucks
the hurricanes in. I'm guessing that's the hurt, and then Nino,
i think, is the one that pushes them away. So
you put up a little more heat but a little
less natural disasters.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Wow, super al Nino is just an al Nino. That's
super duper. I think it comes with sour cream and chives.
I think that's what.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
All other tropical storms must bow before al Nino.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yo, soy and Nino.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
But those of you don't Spaniel el nino is Spanish for.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah, I miss Farley. He was good, he was He
was very funny. Yeah, he was hilarious.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Peter Thiel, as you know, created PayPal with Elon Musk
a long time ago. I heard about that, and now
he's betting big on solar powered cow collars.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Oh, cow collars. Is this the invisible fence?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yeah, it's supposed to allow tech savvy farmers to create
virtual fences, monitor every animal around the clock, and move
their herds without ever leaving the farmhouse. Yeah, here's a
rancher named Daniel Mushrush talking about It's not a real name.
Says his name is mush Rush, could be mush Rouche.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I don't know. But that's works by sending a series
of signals to a collar that the cow wears. Yeah,
provides feedback to your smartphone. You can see where those
cows are on an app. You can draw in fences.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
With the click of a button, you can move your
cows into that part of your pasture and grace.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
For as long as you wish.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Culture Caller is solar powered and so it is really sealed.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
It's not a weak point for water to enter. And
it worked.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Okay until the poll storms.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
You lose that Internet, you lose your herd. It's a
Nantucket edition. I've kicked off a plane.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
It's brought to you by I'm so glad we had
this opportunity to tell you.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Brought to you by the Silver Slipper Casino.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I enjoy the Silver Slipper Casino. It's not in Nantucket, No, No,
it's a much better location.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
It's close by. And what a great way to spend
a weekend. You're looking for a fun weekend and just
go and fun will be had.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
It really is a good time. They got great food, entertainment, gaming.
The hotel is beautiful and there's always nice to people there.
Plus they got a pool and the golf and you
can enjoy both.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
It's still in the same place. Yeah, same spot.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
It's okay, all right, today we take it in Nantucket,
which is I'm told in Massachusetts.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Sounds good.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I only know of Nantucket because of those chips, But
then they also have a juice.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I think.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Do the chips come with a picture of a lighthouse
on the front of them?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, Cape cod is that where they grew the potatoes.
That's how you know it was Massachusetts.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
A Cape Air flight departing from the Massachusetts island of
Nantucket returned safely after something bad happened.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Potatoes come from Idaho. Everybody knows that.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
King.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeah, my, you're a home I'm not a hoe.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
A passenger shared a video on Instagram appearing to show
the upper portion of the cabin door opening during the flight,
with open sky and ocean visible through the gap. The footage,
filmed from inside the small aircraft, shows the door frame
and window area partially open as the plane flies at altitude,
while passengers remain seated nearby, some of them panicking a
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little bit.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
That could be a good excuse to panic. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
The flight at departs from Nantucket Memorial Airport. When earlier
this week, when the upper portion of the main cabin
door opened, the crew returned the plane to the airport
where it landed, but.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Didn't The steward just just run up and shut the door.
It's an inconvenience, and everybody with an unexpected land and.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Probably they didn't want to fly out the door would
be that would be a good reason to stay away
from it.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
The aircraft had been taken off of service for evaluation,
and the airline said it's following established safety procedures.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
They apologized.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
The island of Nantucket sits about thirty miles off of
the Massachusetts Southern coast and is a popular southern summer destination.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yeah, very much so. Anyway, here are two passengers talking
about their experience.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
The window just popped open and the wind game rushing in.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Her reaction right away was the only reason where I'm like, okay,
this is not going.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
To be my day.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I was okay once I realized what happened and we
weren't sucked out of the plane. Immediately, I'm like, oh,
then we're not going to get sucked out a plane
because this happened.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
We're fine.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
And then it was then I started taking the videos.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Wow, this problems so white. I think it's the playlist
on the Space Shuttle Artemis.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
I actually felt like I was turning slightly white just
listening to it.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
That's scary.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah, I think your credit score went up just from
watching that, you know, sweet?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Yeah, congratulations.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
We need to talk about the biggest health epidemic in
American history. The real reason so many Americans are having
all these heart attacks, especially males, The reason big booty Latinas.
I mean, oh my god, have you seen all these
big juicy Latina booties? Makes me want to have a
freaking heart attack every single time we put on a
(10:38):
little salsa and out of nowhere AOC shows up shaking
that big juicy booty.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
And they let the astronauts sleep in a little bit
today since it's the last day and they want them
all relaxed and well rested for the big splash down.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah, it's gonna be fun.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
They slow it down with the parachutes and with the
fire that it creates when it goes through the atmosphere
thingy that it goes from twenty five thousand miles an
hour when it's you know, coming back home to the
slows are like twenty miles an hour by the time
it hits the water.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
And that's a that's a pretty big breaking system, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
That is quite a difference. Yeah, yeah, I'd love to
watch it, but it's gradual. It's not like you're gonna
get whiplash or nothing.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
And that's gonna be on TV tonight.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Huts seven oh seven Central time is when it splashes down,
supposedly just off the coast of San Diego. If they
missed by a little, it could be, you know, in
the San Diego Zoo or something, which we certainly hope not.
Or that fancy hotel over there, Hotel Dale. Have you
ever been so nice?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
It looks like the hotel at Disney World, right, maybe
Disney World looks like Hotel Dell.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yeah, yeah, it dies octly.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Okay, this is the song we started the show by discussing.
We finally played it four and a half hours later.
This was the rap song that they are lying to
people and saying is the first ever rap song played
in space But it's not.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yeah, we don't let them lie like that with a
correct in it.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Yeah, we corrected the record, sorry, Denzel Curry. And we're
not going to play any of the other crap. They
listened to Chapel Roan's Pink Pony Club. Huh No, that
song makes me want to go to Canada.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
I know you wouldn't care if that's not how you
say your name. And I don't know for a fact,
but I've heard other people pronounce it Chappelle.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I'm like Dave Chappelle, like Chappelle, roon, ooh, you just
reminded me of something. No, I don't care, but I've
heard people call it. Dave Chappelle and Eric Abadu and
a bunch of other black celebrities are all being publicly
attacked right now by the liberal media because they attended
the Kanye West concert at Sofi.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Stadium and they shouldn't have. Why not.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I think the liberal media is starting to figure something
out about prominent black celebrities. They don't care if they're
accused of being anti Semitic.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yeah, that sound about right.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
The these black comedians.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Because Kanye is known anti semit Yeah, and a lot
of like Dave Chappelle and Erica, But do a bunch
of I had a full list here, Somewhere I lost it.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I don't know where it.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Would the Jews be in a bitter situation today if
Dave Chappelle stayed home that night, I doubt that it
would have improved their situation at all. I don't really
get how Dave Chappelle did anything wrong, you know, but
if anybody went to a Kanye show, well then they
just that set the Jews back.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
What I'm hearing say it.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Two sold out shows last week in Los Angeles thirty
three million dollars. People are really mad that Kanye made
a comeback. They say, my question is, did he ever
really fall?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
I mean, he was real religious for a while, remember that.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
And then he started doing porn and then and then
the neo Nazi became, you know, Hitler, and then he
made a rap song about having mouth sex with his
cousin or something. Yeah he did that, didn't he That
was a weird thing.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
And then do but now right back where you used
to know him to bit just making run of the
mill mainstream rap music, and uh yeah, a lot of
black celebrities were at the concert. Thirty three million dollars
pay day for sold out shows proves he still has
a fan base. Sponsors or not, It looks like they did.
All the sponsors pulled out, you know, that's a big
(14:31):
part of it. You can make a lot of money
with spot who pulled out, Captain Morgan, Johnny Walker, Guinness,
Pepsi withdrew their sponsorship the British charity campaign against Anti
Semitinism has earned the UK to Banye and then they
did Banye.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Yeah, Kanye ya is his name?
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Got like a Beignye, it sounded a little bit like
the French quarter dessert.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
You're not You're right, it does sound like that.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Yeah, before we go, I know this will wipe out
any other news that you've heard in your brain this morning.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
We want to.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Repeat our top story, the big news of the week
and even the weekend, regardless of splash down, regardless of
the masters.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
The big news the day.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
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