Why Did Trump Have An MRI Scan - FRI 9.2

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Something's out there, all right, and it's dangerous. Boy, far
left voters just love a ugly woman, don't they Look
at this check that just became the Seattle mayor.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Oh yeah, she looks a lot like that that swimmer
from the Olympics.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Do you mean Leah Thomas, the guy, Well.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
That one too, but that other one that won old
him Oldem Gold Medals. It depends on how you catch.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Michael Phelps right. Well, when she looks down like that,
she kind of looks like him. I could see it. Yeah.
The new mayor of Seattle is such an interesting contradiction.
She's a socialist and like most socialists, did you know,
she's a rich girl. Of course, that's her whole thing.
And the guy that she unseated, the mayor, the incumbent,
Bruce Harrel, he's the thing that she's pretending to be.

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He was like a poor kid who made his way
in the world, pulled up his bootstraps and yeah, and
she's like some affluent, rich girl that did nothing with
her whole life and then ran for mayor as a
pretending to be like him.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
To be a lot of fun for the folks of Seattle.
In the Great Northwest, won't it.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, so they've got that going for him. Now. Somehow
Seattle sucks more. Self proclaimed socialist Katie Wilson, who is
still financially supported by her New York parents at age
forty three, will be the next mayor of Seattle.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, that was part of the big story about her,
besides being kind of the Zoramndami of the with she.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
At How old is she? She has three? She's my age.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
She ever had a job, been supported by her parents
all this time.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Do you know how maddening that is? I was broke
for like the first twenty years of my adult life
just being in this industry because.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Your parents loved you and they did you a favor
and they let you get out there and struggle to
make it or not. And when you make it on
your own, then you're set for life. Bud, you know
you can get her done.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
This young woman never had a real job, she's never
managed her own finances. Now she's in charge of a
budget worth close to nine billion dollars. I got bad
news for you kids. That's not gonna end. Well, I
already know what happens. I don't have to make a prediction.
I already know Unlike the New York City race, the
Seattle election went down to the wire, with Wilson squeezing
just enough votes to win and avoid an automatic recap.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Apparently just under two thousand votes were finally rounded up.
It took a while for them to go find the
votes they needed. Now, it's funny when Trump said about Georgia.
You know, after he that had the election stolen, he said,
we need to tell the Georgia vote person, we need

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to find this many more votes. I said, well, that's
him vote Tampa. Yeah, he's Tamprey with the election. Tell
him that the guy to go out and find more votes.
They say that all the time in these democratic socialists.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
We just need to find some more votes and then
I'll be the winner. That's how it works. And this
woman moved to Seattle in her twenties, lives in an
apartment paid for by her parents. Her parents help with
child cares just and admits it all and they don't care.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
No.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
She moved to Seattle in her twenties with her now husband,
admitted last month she relies on her parents, both New
York State tenured college professors, to help with the expenses. Well, well,
I ain't gonna get no better around there, is it?
Her two year old's monthly daycare cost twenty two hundred
dollars and her parents are happy to help with that.

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I'm sure Wilson dropped out of college just six weeks
before graduation, but debt free thanks to her generous mom
and dad. She attended Oxford. Ooh, that must have been nice.
But she will now lead a major US city, overseeing
forty one departments in an annual budget of nine bubba
bubba billion dollars with a B as in. Boy, that's

(03:40):
a lot of money for somebody that's never handled her
own money before. You're not kidding Wilson.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
She's used to handling other people's money though, Yeah, which
is what she'll be doing now.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
She's great at that. Yeah, that's kind of her one skill.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
If we could, just for a moment, I'd like to
back up on a story from earlier this morning about
a football player named Matt.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
His wife, I.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Don't know if you've heard, divorced him a few years
back because of his enormous penis, and.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Boy, I feel for this guy. I've been there. Bro,
it sucks. They stop, you're killing me.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
I just want to thank mister o for you know,
giving me a direction here, because I did not think
about this. Taking the wife's word for it is one thing.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
But what did you tell him?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
If you want to find out about a football players
junk his manhut.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
All you got to do is talk to other people
to share the locker room with him.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
They take showers together, they undress and get dressed together.
Who's gonna know more about the man and the manliness
than his teammates?

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Right? See?

Speaker 1 (04:42):
I never looked one, so when I was doing youth sports,
I never I was always like, just keep your eyes
up when you walk around.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
He was right.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Apparently, Matt's legendary size was well known within the team
long before his wife's comments drew attention to it. They
said he was not exaggerating with the two coke can comparison.
Teammates say that there were a lot of jokes circulating

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through the locker room during his NFL career about his
anatomical endownment.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
If you will, he was he's a big old boy. Wow,
that's amazing. That fun. I mean, no, it's not.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
It's stop getting all squeally about it. Though you know,
she looks bad. It looks like a mall, like a
naked mall rat or whatever. Like it's just just fun.
You're looking at this giant thing. You know, what are
you looking at? I was just typing into AI, like
what are different animals it would look like if it
was that size yourself, And that's what it came up with.
We are talking about sports almost I do have a

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league breaking sports a story to announce you. I just
found out about this about ten minutes ago. Former football
coach John Beam, Yeah, a beloved figure at in the
California Bay, San Francisco, Oakland area, featured on a Netflix
series called Last Chance You, was shot yesterday afternoon on

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the campus of Laney College in Oakland. Police investigating shooting
just occurred right before midday at the sports complex on campus.
He remains the athletic director, even though he has retired
from a football coach last year. Sure they have not
given any details on his condition. After being shot, They

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discovered a man with a gunshot when metics transferred him
to the hospital, found out that was coach Bean, athletic
director Bean. Police is not given any motive for the
shooting and no suspect have been identified. I mean, this
just pop off yesterday and they still don't know nothing
about nothing.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Well, there's a new smartphone app where they could ask
ghost ghosts. How does that work? Well, ghosts can see
things that we can't see. They're not of the Storiously.
An AI startup in Los Angeles just released an app
lets you communicate with your loved ones after they die.
They claim three minutes of video is enough to build

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a realistic avatar that you can communicate with. That's all
they need, and then you and your loved one can
have conversations. Here's a commercial for it. He's getting bigger. See,
oh man, is that you wonderful? Kicking like crazy?

Speaker 2 (07:23):
He's listening.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Put your hand on your chummy and damn, hey, Charlie,
how was school today?

Speaker 1 (07:32):
It was really fun. Who's going to be a great grandmother?
Oh Charlie, congratulations. She says that he's been kicking a
lot though.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Tell her to put her hand on her chummy and
humdamn loved that.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
You would have loved this moment.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
You can call any time.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
It is ghosts, that sunborn child. That is so exploitative,
That is so creepy to do that to people. For
this small fee, you could talk to your dead wife again,
we'll bring her back orn baby. Apparently that is well.
I think that baby the grandma was talking to the
mom who's pregnant about it.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
It was unclear in the commercial. I don't think that
was a will will produced spot.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
I find that to be as ridiculous as friendsgiving. You
don't do friendsgiving. No friendsgiving is not a real thing. Uh,
it's low yr roll now, KP. Why you do friends giving?
Little friends given occasionally?

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yeah, you know, but as a man with no friends,
I guess see how it might be detrimental to your
happiness on a holiday.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Wait a second, black guys do friendsgiving? I just thought
that was for white girls and gay guys. Well, no,
but we like to have white girls come over to it. Oh,
I get it. Well, you know they what about the
gay guys, not that we know, Well, there are no
gay black people. Don't be ridiculous, thank you. That's right.
The Hallmark Channels countdown to Christmas movie Extravaganza is already underway.

(08:49):
Let's see if they have anything for Thanksgiving? Is what
I've been told to tell you before I play this
promotion for a Hallmark Channel.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
This week on the Hallmark Channel, it's Friendsgiving with Becky.
A woman invites her besties to a charming log cabin
for a friends giving get together, but at the last
minute decides to invite her kind of friend, Becky, so
she won't get her feelings hurt. A snowstorm hits and
they're trapped inside. Becky begins complaining about her toxic relationship

(09:20):
and breakup, claiming she was love bombed by a narcissist.
Then everyone's ozembic is wearing off and they're running out
of leftovers.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
The party's really over.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
When Becky asks if any of them have a.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Great guy they could set her up with. Yeah, it's
met with deadly silence. Will they make it out of
the cabin untraumatized? And is Becky the real problem in
her relationships? We'll find out this weekend spending Friendsgiving with
Becky on the Hallmark Channel.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Anything goes when it comes howling of come off Walton
and Johnson Radio Network. And I don't know if I've
heard this before and not.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
I'm sure I blocked it mentally if I did, and
then I just ran to Starkis Dial.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
You were never a bumblebee ten guy put a little
on a cracker. Maybe with some cheese wehas. That's some
good old fashioned white trash dinner. But somebody smearing tuna
fish all over you. No, he's not the cracker, Yes,
mister O, Yes, the Cracker, definitely the Cracker.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Look, I'm gonna tell you this real quick, and we
don't be lab with a point because we don't know
anything about it anyway. But there was a mom hut
not long ago somebody found out, Yeah, the President Trump
had an mr RYE.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
You know what that is. Yeah, one of my friends
had one yesterday. Apparently it's really you just lay there
for forty five minutes and there's all these loud noises
around you. Now, is there something wrong with your friend?
It's like falling asleep. She has back problems, all right?
So that was something special, all right.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Well, when when you know, his opponents and the press
and people like that found out that a Trump had
an MRI last month, Oh they want to know why,
we won't, And the White House refused to give any
other news about it. So yesterday or Wednesday, at press briefing,
Caroline Levitt, little Blondie was up there and she was

(11:11):
answering questions, and somebody said, you told us you was
gonna check with the President about that MRI, and you
was going to tell us why he had an mrright
suck And she said, well, yeah, I'm glad you asked that.
I've got a memo he'll provided by the president. And
then she read some written statement that said it was
just part of his routine annual physical and that did

(11:34):
not make them happy. And now these people are accusing
the White House. Now listen to this hypocrisy, a lack
of transparency surrounding the president's health. Oh my god, after
four years of Biden. Yeah, they're accusing this White House
of hiding some health issues.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
It does seem a little hypocritical, But then you think,
if it wasn't for hypocrisy, they wouldn't have any pre
suppose at all. Yes, that's true, they wouldn't have anything
to talk about. It's a big one for them.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Well maybe over the weekend or first the next week,
we'll be able to tell you what happened with ed
MLR and why he had to have one. They wanted
to do it, but it is not part of a
routine physical exam.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Well how about that, And that's something while we're doing
health related news. Congratulations to Peter Abraham Kawhyu, gentleman, I'm sorry.
I guess I can't call him that. I would have
called him a man. He used the non binary loophole
to qualify for the Boston Marathon. Listen to how he
did this.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Oh yeah, because you have to run a certain speed.
You gotta be pretty fast to qualify for the Boston Marathon.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Not all marathons are like that. Anybody can run in
the Houston Marathon, anybody, a lot of them, but some
of them you got to qualify for this. Dude declared
himself non binary to qualify for the Boston Marathon's non
binary category? Is it because women don't have to run
as fast as me? And well, it's not the women's category.
What's he in the non binary He wasn't fast enough
for the mens, He didn't qualify, he fell short. Marathon

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publications accused him of exploiting, manipulating the non binary standard.
No evidence of his being non binary existed before entering
this race, No, of course not. But he just wanted
to run in the race. It's not like he's going
to win. And you guys came up with the stupid
rules to begin with. So I say good for Peter. No,
not good. He worked his butt off to identify as
non binary so he could qualify for the marathon by

(13:24):
the female standard. At that. Ladies and gentlemen, congratulations to Peter.
You don't like it. Change the rules? Well yeah, they
should change rules. They want to prove he's non binary.
What happened to believing all people's identity and personal truth?
What happened? What happened? You're the ones that have the category.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
You know, if it wasn't Boston, we might go easy
on them, but it is, and so we won't.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Yeah. Yeah, And he's been trying to do this his
whole life. Now he's in his thirties, he's finally qualified.
After all these years, he finally made it, and all
he had to do is change his gender. I look
make fun of him if you want, I say good
for him. Meanwhile, the Church of England hasn't throwned to
a lesbian as the new Archbishop of Wales. Not much
to say about that. It just strikes me as interesting

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that some people still qualify that as a real religion.
Like it's fine, you could be a lesbian and be
an archbishop. I guess, Oh.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Sure, it's the woman that are just pretending to be
religious anyway, aren't they.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Yeah, I don't care about the lesbian part. It's the
woman part that bothers me. Disney has removed diversity and
other DEI terms from their business report for the first
time in six years. That I don't know what I mean.
I think it's nature's healing, Billy ed. That's what I
would describe that as thank goodness for people holding them accountable.
They're probably gonna stop trying to trans your kids. Well

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they probably won't, but no, they'll just hide it better
next time. And here's an interesting one. You remember when
they were arresting all the cops that they were blaming
for George Floyd's death, and one of them was an
Asian guy named named Toutao. He was sort of he
was just standing around when all this happened. He didn't
really do anything or well, he had to go to
jail for five years. He just got out. He spent

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almost five years in jail, reunited with his heads after
serving five years in prison. He said, while he was
in prison, he found the Gospel, he found God, he
found Jesus. He became very religious. Yay, he was the officer.
He did not perceive to be doing anything. He just
showed up, he was there, and they sent him to
prison for it because he didn't fight the other cops

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to save George Floyd's life. For some of I'm not.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Sure how many was some of the police officers involved
in that situation. We're in training, so there weren't There
was no way they were gonna, you know, buck the
system when they're they're in training.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
I mean, they're just not It's not gonna happen. I'm sorry.
After all these years, it's still remarkable to me how
many people don't understand the news story. Liberals think that
that guy went to jail for putting his Derek Chauvin
for putting his knee on George Floyd's neck. That's not true.
Conservatives think that George Floyd died of a drug overdose
and that Derek Chauvin was completely innocent, and that isn't

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really even true either. He was on drugs, that is true,
and he was having a reaction to it. But yeah,
the reason Derek Chauvin went to prison for the one
thousandth time is because Derek Chauvin's defense attorney, his own
defense attorney called a witness onto the stand who said
Derek Chauvin prevented a first responder from administering aid to
George Floyd, who was having a health crisis. All right, Dan,

(16:11):
it had nothing to do with the need. It had
nothing to they had George. Had Derek Chauvin have allowed
that first responder? Well, here, I'll let John tell you.
John explain what happened. Don't forget boys and girls eat
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