Nobody's Listening, Right?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

A couple talking like no one's listening - Food, money, sex, neighborhood gossip, parenting, love of Costco, medical mishaps, relationship advice, therapy and bathroom etiquette and more! Formerly known as Totally Married, join Andy Rosen and Elizabeth Laime in this unfiltered marriage podcast touted as “A show about nothing that I can’t get enough of”, “The only podcast that makes me laugh so hard I have to pull over,” and “Binge-worthy audio comfort-food but don’t recommend listening in public.”

Episodes

March 13, 2024 58 mins

Be careful with private browsers! This week we chat about: A lost persons case red herring, puritanical upbringing, we all have the same parts, Animal Penises, Norton Simon coincidence, healthy relationships with creativity, and a phrase Elizabeth adopted that Andy can’t tolerate… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?

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The fire is roaring in this week’s episode, where we chat: the importance of grip strength, a trip to the museum, gaming the system, getting into heaven, hormones, WcDonalds, and much more! It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?

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February 28, 2024 57 mins

A Biscuit debacle causes tension in the house, Granola Bars disappear, Elizabeth tries face yoga, astrologers don’t like Virgos, Country ham is missing from Cracker Barrel, Best Side of Face, Panic attacks, Brain on Fire, and more... it's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?

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February 21, 2024 59 mins

Supermarket corner, Hollywood dreams, how Andy would share the Vegas wealth, puberty questions, dealing with rejection and going with the flow…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?

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February 14, 2024 66 mins

Happy Valentine’s Day! Foster puppies, ski school nightmares, a parenting win for Andy, American Nightmare and bumping into your therapist in the wild...it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?

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February 7, 2024 54 mins

Happy 16th Anniversary! Elizabeth’s emotional roller coaster through pitching, Andy’s meatless Mexican journey, Elizabeth’s KFC affair, eating expired rations, dreaming together, and how E and A hope it all ends up… it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?

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January 31, 2024 63 mins

The Ann Taylor of France, skirt suits, Elizabeth’s first Hollywood job, would you rather have a kid raver or a kid of Christ, Andy’s big head, describing to an FBI sketch artist, creepy confessionals, and Jesus take the wheel.…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?

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January 24, 2024 55 mins

100th episode, Elizabeth saved a life, tossed out her oxy, will she not be there to pluck Andy’s crazy ear hair, a real deep dive into leap years, getting their cat Ramona hooked on the good stuff, and why/when Andy changed his name!…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?

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January 17, 2024 57 mins

Elizabeth finds cans of Fire Bye Bye, somebody gets caught cheating, sports cultures are examined, and 90s music is celebrated…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?

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January 10, 2024 57 mins

The clear night stars, a sticker sign from beyond, Eckhart Tolle getting dragged into it, the Shark Tank family, generic petroleum jelly, waste management, and a brewing midlife crisis… it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?

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January 3, 2024 68 mins

End of year anxiety, things being too good, fearing the worst, running into an ex, you could’ve had a different mommy, and what is womb… it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?

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Elizabeth’s neediness at dinner time, trying new meals, a new morning sickness cure, Where’s Waldo, dream Christmas gifts, and finally, a huge THANK YOU to everyone of you who listened, commented, shared and supported us!

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December 20, 2023 54 mins

Feeling low in illness, Andy’s poor bathroom choice, losing ones taste, disordered eating getting triggered, the jaw-hips connection, swearing since starting a podcast, and first time getting drunk tales…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?

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December 13, 2023 57 mins

Elizabeth goes to the ER in the middle of the night and has some epiphanies, selective confidence, early morning instagram humiliations, titty twisters, bygone pranks, and mutual confessionals… its all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?

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December 6, 2023 68 mins

Seatbelt Tiddy Bears and other uses for them, an impending car ride Cat-astrophe, releasing anal glands, the Bearsy harassment needs to stop, the first people to discover fire, bad words aren’t really bad, how social norms might change, and what we can all learn from Sister Wives… it's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?

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November 29, 2023 67 mins

Accents, Malts as a science incentive, high school scandals, having been groomed, The cult of Mother God, questioning beliefs, fake news, Momfluencers, thankful for our listeners, and cross contamination for vegetarians... it's all covered on this weeks Nobody's Listening, Right?

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November 22, 2023 60 mins

Soulmates, Twin Flames documentaries, cults and how not to join ‘em, a mall dog justice showdown, setting boundaries, parenting big feelings and how the fart corner devolved into mayhem... it's all covered on this weeks Nobody's Listening, Right?

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November 15, 2023 58 mins

A notable interaction at checkout, the enthusiasm for projects waning, Andy’s car lease corner, Cosmo robot update, seeing Andy’s ex on tv, identifying with a stature that’s not accurate, and loving being completely average… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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November 8, 2023 58 mins

Love for OG and newbie listeners, witnessing the perfect crime, Elizabeth’s a dirty thief, Andy’s spinach artichoke dip journey, a meaningful wedding, gratitude abounds, sitting to pee, standing to wipe, and inspiration from adaptive skateboarders… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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November 1, 2023 63 mins

Generic brand snobbery, picking noses, orthodontia, careers with high rates of mental illness, how to put on a bra, female crash test dummies, and the new show obsession for Andy and Elizabeth - Naked Attraction… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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