FFS! My Dad Is Martin Kemp

FFS! My Dad Is Martin Kemp

Join Martin and Roman Kemp every week as Roman sets out on a mission (before Martin's time runs out!) to capture the father-son relationship, deep conversations and the banter they share on a daily basis. The questions Roman seeks answers to are: Will Martin's name grace the news headlines when he dies? Will he be featured in a prestigious BAFTA ceremony or immortalised in an NTA montage? And perhaps most crucially, what song does Martin want to go out on at his funeral? Each episode will take you on a rollercoaster of emotions with moments of reflection, life lessons and laugh-out-loud moments that will keep you coming back every week. Email us at ffs@insanity.com! Listen by clicking 'Play' on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever it is you're listening now. Make sure to Subscribe or Follow, Rate and Review to help others find the podcast. FFS! My Dad Is Martin Kemp, this has been an Insanity Studios production.

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April 29, 2025 44 mins
It's the last episode of the series and we have heard your cries. It is time. We put it to you to ask Martin all the things you wanted to know about Live Aid and you certainly delivered!

Roman tests Martin's memory of the day and questions Spandau’s set list, Martin talks about the special way the band arrived to Wembley AND Martin reveals who the real “divas” of the day were.

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The family is now back from their unforgettable cruise experience, and Shirlie has had enough of their antics so decided to leave the boys to it!

On this week’s episode, the boys talk all things fashion where they look back at some of their questionable fashion moments, Roman gives us school uniform fashion tips AND Martin reveals it was HE who inspired a famous royal's signature style!

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Welcome to the second episode of the cruise specials, and guess what? We still haven’t been thrown overboard yet! Plus, the wonderful Shirlie is still here with us, and we’re about to find out her unique funeral wishes.

Roman dives into Shirlie's preferences and, let’s just say, her ideas are a little more classy than Martin’s. Speaking of Martin, we also explore how he would do in Strictly … SPOILER ALERT: it’s not loo...
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Get ready for an unforgettable journey with Martin, Roman and Shirlie as they reveal the wildest, most unbelievable holiday stories in this exclusive episode from a cruise ship for FFS! My Dad is Martin Kemp.

From their epic Caribbean cruise with Norwegian Cruise Line, to shocking near-death experiences, these stories will leave you speechless … We also learn that Shirlie and donkeys have a special relationship…

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April 1, 2025 54 mins
This week, we’re diving into Roman’s absolute favourite topic ... Football! Oh wait … *cough cough* … We mean aliens.

Was there an extraterrestrial battle over Nuremberg in 1561 and another in Basel in 1566? Is fibre optic broadband actually alien technology? Is Steven Spielberg working on a ‘true story’ about our connection with aliens? And what does Tom DeLonge have to do with all of this?

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March 25, 2025 44 mins
Martin and Roman dive into some of the most unforgettable moments in showbiz history; the ones that had everyone talking the next day.

From Madonna’s dramatic fall at the BRITs to Katy Perry’s infamous backup dancer mishap (seriously, what is it about the BRITs?), they break down the pop culture moments that made headlines.

But that’s not all! The duo also takes a nostalgic trip down memory lane, revisiting the m...
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March 18, 2025 54 mins
Well get ready for this week’s episode because it’s a BIG ONE. This week, Martin and Roman talk AI. This is the episode where you’ll probably want to jump into the screen and get involved OR switch off (and we hope it’s the former…)

As well as discussing whether AI is a good thing or bad thing and whether we should be afraid it, Martin and Roman also talk about the time Kate Middleton (yes, THAT Princess) came to their ...
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March 11, 2025 56 mins
It’s film night so grab your popcorn, pour a drink and fasten those seatbelts as it’s going to be a bumpy one!

Roman reveals he was in an Oscar-nominated movie, although audiences may have thought it was something else, and in unrelated news we discover Roman can do an uncanny Daniel Radcliffe impression.

Martin finds out what his audiences thought his worst film was AND we discover where Roman’s name came from …...
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March 4, 2025 62 mins
Trigger Warning: This episode contains mentions of suicide. Help is available below:

CALM: 0800 58 58 58
The Samaritans helpline: 116 123
MIND: 0300 1021234
SANEline: 0300 304 7000

On this week's episode, Martin and Roman delve into the term Masculinity and what it means to be a man, from the more trivial or comedic aspects (think farting and burping) to the more serious and deep.

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February 25, 2025 58 mins
It’s the question on everyone’s minds, what are Martin and Roman’s BIGGEST regrets?!

In this week's episode, Martin and Roman chat about regrets in the world of music, regrets in the childhood playground, and we discover the world of cinema could have been totally different if Martin had gotten the role of a certain English spy...

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February 19, 2025 57 mins
Trigger Warning: Please note this episode references suicide.

It's the one you've all being asking for - let's get Roman & Martin's thoughts on social media!

In this no-holds-barred episode, we hear the worst comments Roman has received from trolls, touch on Martin's favourite apps (they'll shock you!) and dwell on what the future of social media holds ... It's not one to miss!

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February 11, 2025 53 mins
Martin & Roman are back for their second series, and it's like they never left ...

This week, it's all about friendships (famous and otherwise), sperm tests, acting mishaps, and so much more.

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Coming Soon: FFS! My Dad Is Martin Kemp Series Two

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July 2, 2024 35 mins
It's the final episode of Series 1, and we're closing things out with a deep dive into the topic of funerals. In Episode 1, Roman quizzed Martin about his thoughts on Death, and we pencilled in some answers. Now, it's time to get the final word on Martin's funeral plans.

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June 25, 2024 44 mins
This week Martin and Roman are delving into Technology! We've already briefly visited the aliens in a previous episode, but Roman is back at it again when it comes to where technology suddenly spiked in the 1950s. Roman is determined to find out what money-making invention his Dad MIGHT have up his sleeve and how changes in technology impacted him throughout his life. 

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June 18, 2024 37 mins
Martin and Roman are back this week discussing Fame. Martin's rockstar career in Spandau Ballet and Roman growing up in the spotlight, this episode will uncover the highs and the lows that Fame brings and how it has changed over the years. 

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June 11, 2024 36 mins
This week, Martin and Roman discuss all their favourite places they've ever travelled to. Martin discloses the most dangerous place he's ever visited, the crazy things he saw, and the awful experience he encountered in a car. Roman recounts the place he was recommended by no other Harry Styles in Jamaica and the unlikely location he found a cockroach after I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. 

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June 4, 2024 36 mins
This week Roman and Martin come head to head on a very contentious subject..Space! Martin, first hand witnessed man walking on the moon when he was younger, however, Roman is adamant it never happened. From conspiracies to spacemen - Martin and Roman may never settle this debate. 

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May 28, 2024 36 mins
It's the one you've all been waiting for! This week, Roman and Martin dive into all things marriage. Martin and Shirlie Kemp, who famously tied the knot in 1988, have been the golden celebrity couple for over 40 years. Roman quizzes his Dad on everything from the key to a successful marriage, tips for keeping the spark alive, and whether getting married is worth it at all. 

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May 21, 2024 45 mins
This week, Martin and Roman dive into the fun topic of Parties! Now, when your Dad was a popstar in the 80s, you just know he's got some epic stories up his sleeve—and he doesn't disappoint. Martin takes us on a trip down memory lane, sharing stories from the wild adventures he and his best friend Steve Strange embarked on back in the day when thankfully social media didn't exist. But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree -...
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