Evil Thoughts
Joe Crummey riffs on what's going on.
Episodes
Steve Hilton just crashed the general election for California governor. The candidate w/ zero tolerance for Sacramento's clown show just survived the top-two jungle primary bloodbath. Meanwhile in L.A.: Homeless people used as human ballot-signing machines. Signature gatherers paying Skid Row residents $2–$3 (plus cigs and phone cards) to register to vote and sign petitions. Meanwhile- DOJ Catches the SPLC ...
Ignorance meets lows standards!
Nithya Raman surged past Spencer Pratt over the weekend, exploding accusations of election fraud in California. Sloppy bureaucracy? Straight-up theft in broad daylight? Or.... Moronic electorate? Meanwhile, Evil Trump walks out of his Meet the Press interview after Kristen Welker demands "evidence" on the CA rigging claims. Trump pulls a Pacino, "This whole court is out of order." P...
Election Fraud is trending and while Iran is tossed aside like yesterday's losing lottery ticket, all eyes are laser-focused on California. Evil Trump's demanding a full federal investigation into the Vote. The truth is that each party votes differently. One side wants speed & security. The other side prioritizes "participation over speed," catering to the lowest common denominator which...
Welcome to Jungleland. CA Primary "results" are in! The scenario where California politics gets weirder than your ex's group chat. As it stands now, Karen Bass is staring down Spencer Pratt for L.A. Mayor & Steve Hilton is lining up against Xavier Becerra for Governor. But before you start printing victory banners or rage-tweeting, remember: it's California. It'll take weeks (maybe months) to count every last mail-in ball...
It's Primary Day in the People's Republic of California.
Will the Lefty machine steamroll everything in its path like it always does… or are we about to witness a Pratt miracle so improbable it makes the '69 Mets look like a sure thing?
And right on cue, Bernie Sanders slithers out and demands a 50% public stake in ever...
Nithya Raman, candidate for L.A. Mayor gets a front row seat to her own policy masterpiece over the weekend as she woke up to a perfectly staged "homeless encampment" on her Silver Lake lawn – complete w/ tents, trash, old tires, and a BBQ setup. Final shots also being fired in the race for CA gov as Tom Steyer is lighting money on fire like it's 2020. Elsewhere the war's just getting started over A.I. Data Centers, but the r...
You think the LA Mayor's race is just some Hollywood sideshow with Spencer Pratt slinging healing crystals & trolling elites? WRONG. This fight is BIGGER THAN LA. It's the ultimate red-pill showdown against THE MACHINE – that faceless, soulless establishment beast that demands business as usual, no matter how broken, corrupt, or delusional...
On the Fox & Friends couch this AM Spencer Pratt claimed he's got divine backup for next week's LA Mayoral Primary. Elsewhere Jill Biden takes gaslighting to a whole new level claiming she'd never seen Joe glitch & stall out like he did during that disastrous 2024 debate.
Who's more delusional?
From Colbert's late-night swan song, to Bruce turning Boston into his personal pulpit, to Lisa Rinna jumping headfirst into the L.A. Mayor's race… even though she admits she knows nothing but drops her opinion anyway... The question: Should celebs just shut up & stick to entertaining… or do you secretly love their clueless hot takes?
Stephen Colbert's classic interview w/ CNN's Kaitlan Collins: the host said, "you guys are objective over there," and the whole audience erupted. Elsewhere, Xavier Becerra running for CA Gov wants you to vote as if your lawn depended on it.
Instead, why not LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck
Gavin Newsom & his politician friends want to save you from AI… But the real creators? The ones who actually make jobs — Jensen Huang, Jeff Bezos, and evil Musk — they're whispering the truth- the demand for problem solvers is infinite.
Who's ...
Politicians are lining up and they're here to help! Meanwhile Evil Trump endorses Spencer Pratt. Is that good or bad? Lol
Either way LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck
Because we're READY FOR RAIN! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA
Persian Gulf about to EXPLODE… but the NYT's already gone full Iranian propaganda mode! Kevin O'Leary just bodied millennials for dropping $28 on lunch like it's a war crime. Elon's baby mama claims he straight-up engineered the 2024 election… w/ 10,000 space lasers. And Jesse Watters "confirms" there are FOUR kinds of space aliens currently chilling in U.S. government custody.
Trump & Xi — the two big dogs on the planet — sat down to decide the fate of the 21st Century. Xi leans in... warns of the Thucydides Trap.
Trump grins & drops: "We have a fantastic future together." Taiwan. Iran. Trade. Power. Ego. Is this the birth of a brand-new world order… or the opening act of something way more dangerous? You do NOT want to miss this one.
Time to LEAVE ROOM FOR JESU...
Elon Musk (world's richest man)
Jensen Huang (Nvidia boss making the Blackwell chips China is BANNED from buying)
Tim Cook …and more heavyweights.
LA Mayoral Candidate Spencer Pratt is running the most sensational AI campaign in America right now. Viral Batman-level hero ads. Reality-TV fire meets cutting-edge tech. The establishment is shook.
ARE YOU READY? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA&list=RDNWD-x3GIUFA&start_radio=1
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