Stellar Firma
“Build your planet, keep in line… also clones." Stellar Firma is a weekly Science Fiction, Comedy podcast following the misadventures of Stellar Firma Ltd.'s highest born but lowest achieving planetary designer Trexel Geistman and his bewildered clone assistant David 7. Join them each episode as they attempt to take listener submissions and craft them into the galaxy's most luxurious, most expensive and most questionably designed bespoke planets. However, with Trexel's corporate shark of a line manager Hartro Piltz breathing down their necks and I.M.O.G.E.N., the station's omnipresent and omniinvasive stationwide A.I. monitoring those necks to within 3 decimal places, they'll be lucky to make it a week before being slurried and recycled into raw human resources. Over 76 Episodes to enjoy in this long form audio drama. For more information on Stellar Firma and our award winning fiction podcasts, visit www.rustyquill.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Holiday announcement from CEO Alexander J Newall wrapping up an exciting 2024 ahead of an exciting 2025! We hope you have an excellent New Year!
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This announcement from CEO Alexander J Newall includes RQ Network shows to check out, a review of RQ Originals, including the brand new Neon Inkwell and the now fully released Cry Havoc! Ask Questions Later, as well as a summary of the exciting new merchandise partnerships from this year (in case you need some last minute gifts!)
There is also a Special Announcent about the release of the Magnus Protocol! Just in case you were curio...
Statement from CEO, Alexander J Newall regarding new network additions, information on The Magnus Archives 2, the return of Rusty Fears, and more!
Transcript: https://bit.ly/3DrmqUP
For more information on Rusty Fears visit: https://rustyquill.com/2022/10/24/rusty-fears-6-remnants-of-fear/
Music by TrackTribe - "BusyCity"
Magnus Music by Sam Jones
Edited by Alexander J Newall
Hi everyone, Alexander J Newall here just giving you an update on our latest wave of the RQ Network as eleven new shows have joined us this time with still more shows on the way in the future!
This particular cavalcade of creativity runs the whole gamut with Sci-fi, Horror, Fantasy, Mystery, Alternate Reality Game “ARG”, Comedy and even a cheeky documentary piece. There’s something for everyone in this third wave of shows and ...
Rusty Quill Founder and CEO Alex here!
Sharing a few updates on what is coming up with Rusty Quill.
We’re Alive: Descendants is the sequel to the enormously popular We’re Alive: a Story of Survival. Rusty Quill are Executive Producers on this series and it is very exciting. It started releasing yesterday and you can find it on the existing We’re Alive feed by searching for 'We’re Alive' wherever you listen to your podcasts or...
It’s back!
Gaming and Giving is streaming live on Twitch.tv from 4th December at 5pm GMT and this year we’re raising money for three more charities: Mermaids, Action Aid and Centrepoint.
Once again we’re trying to raise £20,000 to split between all three charities, but this time there’s a twist. This year we’ve reached out even more games companies ad developers, like Czech Games, CoatSink and Devolver Digital, Gran...
No Love For Spies
No one understands Hartro and her world...
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This is #4 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology.
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Content warnings:
- Alcohol use & alcoholism
- Kidnapping
- Bullying & insults
- Snakes & snake bites
- Physical violence & injury
Discussions of: poisoning & death.
Mentions of: threats of violence, food, restraints.
SFX: ongoing buzzing, hissing, shouting & vocalised...
David's Place
For Board's sake, no one tell David 7 about the fourth wall.
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This is #3 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology.
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Content warnings:
- Food
- Alcohol & alcoholism
SFX: whistling, canned laughter & applause, continuous meowing.
Thank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.
Created by Tim Mered...
Rusty Quill Founder and CEO Alex here!
RQ Network is a podcast network by podcasters for podcasters that launched on May 10th 2021
I now have the pleasure of announcing our second wave of new podcasts.
Join us in welcoming:
I am In Eskew and The Silt Verses Written and directed by Jon Ware and produced by Muna Hussen
The Milkman of St. Gaff's written and directed by Chris McClure
The Town Whispers written and dire...
Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour
Hi, kids! Is it vice? Is it admiral? Is it fun? Then it's Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour!
Hooray!
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This is #2 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology.
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Content warnings:
- Propaganda & dystopia
- Dehumanisation & discrimination
- Canon-typical trauma
Discussions of: death, violence
Mentions of: food
SFX: bells
Transcript: https://bit.ly/3z...
Geistman Productions proudly presents:
Time Bots!
"Sometimes a Time Bot has to play by the rules... without that, we are no better than a bunch of sundials."
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This is #1 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology.
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Content warnings:
Discussions of: policing, death
Mentions of: guns, alcohol
SFX: distorted sounds & voices, beeping, rain, explosions
Transcript for this episode: https://bit.ly/2XKZoWE
Terra Firma: the Stellar Firma prototype episode
We found, hidden on an obscure drive somewhere in the south-east of England, this first ever recorded episode of what was to become Stellar Firma. We hope you find it interesting!
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Content warnings:
- Alcohol & alcoholism
- Drugs & substance use
- Innuendo & sexual references
- Mind control & memory wiping
- Toilet humour
Discussions of: medical equipment &...
Behind the Waveform: The Making of Stellar Firma
Rhys Tirado, reporter for the Quarterly Frequency Botherers Digest, has been given unrestricted access to the creative minds behind the phenomenon that is Stellar Firma, and finds out what makes them go "tick tock, tick tock, ring ring, genius time".
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Content warnings:
- Unreality
- Innuendo & sexual references
Discussi...
Stellar Firma's interstellar scout ship, the Conglomerate Merger, is returning from a mysterious mission, but soon the crew is interrupted by an enemy force. Will they manage to survive the onslaught? Will they even manage to leave the room? Listen and find out!
Join Maddy in the GM chair today, as Helen, Imogen, Jenny and Tim play this Very Stellar version of the Doubleclicks tribute RPG Lasers and Feelings, by John Harper: htt...
Know Your Show
So they created Stellar Firma, but how well do Tim and Ben really know the show? Better than the show's producer and editor? Better than the show's audience? Let's find out, shall we...?
Maddy and Katie ask Ben and Tim fifteen searching questions about the world of Stellar Firma.
Content warnings:
- Innuendo
Discussions of: poisoning
Mentions of: death & human remains, food & alcohol, ars...
Trexel Geistman's Unarguable History of the Earth, Part 4 - English Civil War
Trexel Geistman's Unarguable History of the Earth is your one-stop shop for all the indisputable ins and outs of Earth's forgotten past. Come help us prop up the bar and drink up the education!
Today we learn about: The English Civil War.
Recorded live on location at the Astral Bar.
Content Warnings:
Mentions of: innuendo, war & death, food...
Tim And Ben Do SCIENCE A Third Time!
Welcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where, once again, Bryn Monroe (Hamid on Rusty Quill Gaming) finds out just how much Tim and Ben know about science. This is part two, in which we delve into the notorious episode 62...
Content warnings:
- Innuendo & sexual references
- Discussions of: body horror & death
- Mentions of: alcohol, comedic violence
- SFX: occasional beeping
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STL Season 3 Outtakes 2
What did we edit out of the second half of season 3? Listen and learn...
Content warnings:
- Innuendo & sexual references
- Mentions of: death
- SFX: loud beeps throughout, coughing, shouting & crosstalk
Transcript link: https://bit.ly/3jdXRkI
Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.
Create...
David's Fact Corner #1
A look at the number one David 7 audio blog! He's got the facts!
Today's Fact: the Universe's Tallest Structure.
Researched, written & narrated by David 7. Recorded by I.M.O.G.E.N.
Content warnings:
- Mentions of: mass death
Originally released on 27th March 2020, exclusively to Rusty Knights and Rusty Nobles on Patreon. Thank you to all of our Patrons for your continued support. ...
Stellar Firma Season 3 Q&A
Tim and Ben answer some of the questions that have been sent in by the fan community.
Content warnings:
- Spoilers for all of Stellar Firma
- Discussions of: death (inc. mass death), food, smoking
- Mentions of: guns, drugs & alcohol, canon-typical trauma, COVID-19 pandemic
- SFX: occasional beeping
Link to transcript: https://bit.ly/2TMdXan
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